>She sees your dick

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>>141381005
let me show you how to make it disappear

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>>141381039
Ta-da!

>>141381234
This fucking meme, i swear

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how is this a discussion about ANIME and MANGA?

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>>141381034

>>141381039
>>141381005
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>>141381054
>>141381168
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>>141381253
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>>141381354
>>141381401
>>141382140
>>141382707
>>141382753
Sorry to burst your virgin bubble but women, even Jap women, don't have reactions like this in real life. All dicks look the same to them and many of them even hate the look of a dick, they think they look weird.

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>>141382778
Appropriate reactionshots from anime. It's all good and fun and mods don't generally care. And at least it's always from anime.

>>141382812
Thanks, expert on Japanese women's reaction to penises. Without your expertise on the subject, we wouldn't have anyone to give us factual information about what Japanese women think of penises.

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>>141382812

>>141382812
Go away underage, and/or lurk more.

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ara.. ara...

>>141382895

Man, I miss Guilty Crown.

I want to fuck Inori.

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>>141383088
Get in line

>>141382812
No shit.

Let's be honest here. If you have sex with a Girl and you pull your dick out there will be no reaction. Maybe if you have a micro dick or some unhuman beast down there but otherwise just no.

So what I can tell from this thread that you are just standing in front of a girl and pull down your pants for no reason whatsoever.

Or you actually all have a mirco dick or some unholy dominator.

>>141382812
is this what your ex used to tell you?

>>141382905
le

>>141383176
its just a funny /a/ meme

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>He sees your pussy

>>141382471
>Sorry to burst your heretical bubble but Inquisitors, even Spanish inquisitors, don't have reactions like this in real life. All dicks look the same to them and many of them even hate the look of a dick, they think they look blasphemous.

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>>141383492

Why are girls looking at dicks so arousing?

>>141382812
Nobody cares what landwhales think of anything.

>>141381058
KJU is your waifu?

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>>141381005

>>141381005
is 16.5 cm enough to pleasure a 2D?

>>141383064
This image makes me rock hard

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;-;

>>141385420
It's pretty funny that faggots like you think anyone on /a/ gives a shit about 3D anything, but that's just what happens when stray /v/irgins blow into town thinking they're welcome for some strange reason.

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>>141382812
>implying "she" means 3dpd

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>>141382812

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>>141382812
>real life

>>141385554
Lmao, fuck off faggot.

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>>141385635
>using virgin as an insult on /a/

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>>141381005
>she feels my dick

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>>141381005

>>141382812
(You)

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>>141382812
You must not be well endowed or have not been with experienced women then. sad for you. also
>3dpd

>>141385719
>25 inches
Sounds about right.

>>141385864
It's centimeters you dumb yank.

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>>141383492
>pussy

>>141385686
Ah, I remember that game, wasn't that the hard anal pounding one?

>>141382812

I have a 3.5'' dick. I have seen the face of disappointment in girl's faces when they see it, they never laughed at it though.

Can someone with a big dick confirm that girls stare with awe when they see one they like?

>>141383064

That's my mating call dude.

>>141386165
Please elaborate. It's for my dick's sake.

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>>141382812
i feel it now

>>141386368
keked

>>141385997
That sounds like penis envy to me.

>>141386396
>n-n-nani s-s-sore?

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>she sees your account balance

>>141386464
Sounds like denial to me.
http://edition.cnn.com/TECH/space/9909/30/mars.metric.02/

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>>141386262
A fairly old Zone game just google it and it should come up.

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>>141381005

>>141386547
You're just jealous of my all-American double footlong. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you're waifu.

>>141386621
>you're waifu
Before taking my waifu you should take care of your grammer skills first.

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>>141382812
Thanks for the info. Would have never known otherwise.

>>141382812
that is what your ex said

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>>141382812

>>141386635
>grammer

Jesus christ /a/non.....

>>141382812
Fatty.
>>>/cgl/

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>>141386635

>>141386635
Is this bait?

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>>141382812
sure thing, mister expert.

>>141386803
It wasn't intended to be bait.

>>141386951
>It wasn't intended to be bait

That's just like saying "I was only pretending to be retarded"

>>141387183
You do realize the grammar actually isn't correct.

>>141387354
Whether you're baiting or not, you're a faggot and should stop posting.

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>"daddy taught you well"

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>>141387685
>>141387183
>>141386803
>falling for bait 4 times

wew

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>>141382812

I know you're baiting me, but fuck it.

>>141388067
>Whether you're baiting or not
Learn to read.

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>This thread

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>>141382812
>this fucking guy

>>141381276
>>141381234
what is it?

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>>141382812

no way i didnt know that

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>>141382812
Nice

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>>141382812 (YOU)

Hah! Nice try.

>>141383242
Sequel when

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>w-what am i supposed to do with that?

>>141386234
I have a big dick (9in long ~2.5in wide), I go out with friends a lot and I'm not socially inept or particularly ugly. Been doing this for years and still I've never had sex, I have no idea what's causing it.

If I could swap dicks with you anon, I'd gladly give you mine.

>>141390143
"You're supposed to put it in your mouth and suck on it like a lollipop"

>>141390346
>I have a big dick
>feeling the need to mention this on /a/ where the biggest cringelords exist

okay

>>141390100
I'd really enjoy a sequel involving her friends.

>>141391590
This is /a/, we come here to discuss our penises. If you don't want to join then leave.

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>>141381005
All of you faggots neckbeards are going to get this face

>>141382812
Anons need to trust this anon more.
He sounds like he has seen a lot of dick.

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>>141386234
>>141390346
>tfw just have an average 6 inch dick.

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>that shot where she actually sees the dick

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Megumeme will never see my dick ;_;

>>141386234
At least you've gotten that far.

>>141393959

Wait a second, Aqua has a dick?

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>his face when he sees your pucci

>>141382812
u fucking wot m8

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>when you put it up her poop hole

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>>141382812
It must suck to be you, I've only gotten compliments about the appearance of my dick.