Left or right? Blue or red oni?

>>141319995
The one with the dick.

Blue has bigger tits

>>141319995
Red is a slut that enjoys a gay clown's dick every day

the one that doesnt die

>>141320787
this
i was disgusted when i first saw that
crazy blue it is then

>>141319995
Befriend Red and hope she can convince her crazy fucking sister to not kill me.

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>>141320787
>mfw its she's the one that asks for the clown D

>>141321030
Isnt it better for red to cuck you instead of blue trying to kill you?

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>>141321095
>yfw we find out red is the crazy one and is wearing a blue wig to protect herself

Rem a shit.
Ram a best

Red is used goods

>>141319995
Red is better

One's a crazy, murderous cunt and the other is a slut for big gay clown dong.

Neither.

>>141319995
Both are shit.

>>141321315
Also with blue contacts and stuffed in bra?

Can I pick Reinhard instead?

>>141321661
No, you have to pick one oni.

>>141321481
Red is a slut who sucks his master cock and puts it in her ass every night.

Crazy bitch is the better option.

>>141321735
But the slut wont kill you

Blue

>>141321765
She won't love you either

>>141321810
I think staying alive is more important than being loved by one girl

>>141321298
No.

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No old man into the mix?

>>141321834
Not when you're in a death loop

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Both

>>141321870
Especially in a death loop

One less murderer means you get killed less.

>>141321901
This guy gets it.

>>141319995
Blue is more competent, has bigger tits, a nice smile, doesn't die and doesn't suck the clown's dick every night.

>>141321834
Are we watching the same anime? The sole reason Subaru keeps dying is because he wants to get into Emilia's pants.

>>141321901
This

>>141321968
Yes, and blue girl is not his target
So red is the better choice, slut or not

>>141321968
The sole reason he keeps dying is because she wants to get into his pants. Unknowingly.

>>141321901
That's the moral of the story that Subaru told. This so much.

I would rather DP or split roast red with clown faggot than to suffer 100 deaths from crazy blue.

Red. Threesomes with the clown sounds fun

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>>141319995
Blue oni is best oni.

>>141322021
Why not get pounded by the clown while pounding her? Prostate stimulation!

>>141319995
Those haircuts are bad for eyesight. Rem and Rin probably have lazy eye.

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>>141322021
>Implying the clown isn't pounding you with his magnum dick.

>>141321844
We're not there yet.

>>141322056
>>141322104
But that's verboten love

>>141321171
USED GOODS
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>>141321844
Reminder that cat maid is a trap.

Wait is red actually fucking clown like confirmed?

>>141322556
>Don't Touch My Sister!

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Rem a cute.

>>141322582
I actually have not watched this yet. Was in the middle of finishing some shows from last season but these threads caught my interest. I suppose I will go watch now.

I want to fuck Beatrice

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>>141322556
Yeah.

>>141322597
Literally too soon.

>>141322597
As a WN fuck off. As a animefag, stop spoiling me.

>>141319995
Ram best girl.

>>141322633
Beatrice is daughteru material and daughteru material only.

>>141322630
The anime is good, but the manga is better. The WN is superior to both as its the source.

>>141322637
No, he is just ambiguous with his words.

>>141322779
As per the usual it seems. I know next to nothing about it but it seemed pretty neat. Will have to read it all.

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>>141322804
I wish.

Why does everybody assume red's doing the clown?

>>141322859
Just a fair hint when going into the series, MC has crippling depression from the get-go. Keep that in mind when he does what he does.

>>141322880
Because its heavily implied in the series.

>>141322953
NO!

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>>141323066
YES!

Did you think this series was gonna be full of fun and happiness?

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>>141319995

The loli. The nonchalant way she expresses contempt tickles me. Also, she's really comfy for some reason.

>>141323149
Show me something more intimate than >>141322637 if you want me to believe you.

>>141319995
Blue one is the traitorous psychopath, and the red one is the kind teacher. Isn't the decision obvious?

>>141319995
I choose Reinhard.

QUESTION!

Will Reinhard stay OP or does he end up jobbing?

I want him to remain an OP plot device.

>>141323460
He'll lose to Subaru. Somehow, someway.

>>141323293
As much as I'd love to the manga hasn't gone that far yet. Nor am I going to spoil you because there are other threads for that.

>>141323495
seems like he and MC are on good terms though. They'd never fight and I doubt Reinhard is vulnerable to mind control.

>>141322917
Alright will do thanks. Will join the discussions when I am caught up.

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>>141323174
I also like the loli because her VA is the same one as this connoisseur

I also like Emilia-tan because of Rie

>>141321901
Flower of Thanatos when?

>>141321901
I literally thought they were conjoined when we first saw them because they were in this pose and only one of each's leg was visible.

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>>141319995
Sauce?

>>141326219
if you can't find it from the pictures posted in the thread you don't deserve to watch it.

>>141319995
Neither, give me Puck instead.

>>141326219
Re:zero

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Marriage with the psychopath!

>>141322531
I don't see any problem here

>>141319995
Red is Blue, Blue is Red.

Retard

>>141327191
Get out

GET OUUUUUTTTT

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>>141327191
literally too fucking soon. come on.

there is literally nothing wrong with doing a clown

>>141319995
>Blue
>perfect wife material

>Red
>fucks clowns for a place to stay

>>141327191
Fuck off please.

>>141319995
Blue is literal marriage material.

>>141319995
>Blue pill or red pill?
Wrong. They are ogres, not your waifu.

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>>141322531
Yes, and?

fucking the maids with the clown bro doesn't sound like a bad idea, honestly.

>>141328976
>clown bro
>bro
heheheh

>>141319995
So blue will follow barusu and leave the mansion after this arc? also leave her sister too

>>141327191
>That illustration

I need you to leave this thread, now.

>>141320546
You're right; red it is!

>>141319995
Which one's the boy?

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Well /a/?

>>141329778
B-Both?

>>141330077
One is a guy You'll have to fuck him so hard into submission that he won't be able to take your soul.

His boipussi can suck most men dry

>>141329778
Both

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Are there any English translations for the LN?

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I want to cum directly inside the boipussi of a small bodied trap
is that so much to ask?

>>141330142
Sounds like a challange

>>141330142
The vn says that they are "of opposite genders", so what I'd really assume what's going on is they can swap genders, but they can never be the same gender at the same time, they always have to swap simultaneously.

Of course that's just head-canon speculation but it's what makes the most sense to me, especially when you consider what they represent.

>>141330667
So they can switch on the fly?

>>141330879
I would assume so, yes

>>141330918
How would that work if Your scrotum deep inside the female and they switch

Also could they change mid-orgasm? So that way we could really find out if the female orgasm is real Sorry for the normie joke

>>141330918
What happens if he switches while I'm fucking him in his birthing hole?

>>141330556
>tf no one post the shota
>tf only two images of him

>>141331027
>>141331030
That's up for you to think about for yourself I guess.

Who cares, they're not even real in universe anyways.

>>141331152
Why'd you have to go an crush my dreams.

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>one is dutiful meido that cooks and cleans
>one is extrovert killer who fucks old masters

>>141331780
I'd save both.

>>141331780
I'd really take my chances.

>>141319995
Blue makes my dick harder.

>>141332459
But Pink is more slutier.

>>141321765
But the Red one kills him this arc

>>141332733
No, the blue kills/tortures him. The red one is the one that puts him out of his misery.

>>141332898
Blue traps him and before the torture red kills him.

How slow is the pacing going to be for next episode? Think it'll end on his suicide?

>tfw must hide all threads of this because of spoilerfags
Feels bad man ;_;

>>141332978
At least they're just dropping hints now instead of full on spoilers unlike the shitstorm a couple weeks back.

>>141332971
most likely

>>141333127
The shit storm was glorious. We even mind broke quite a few anons.

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>>141333298
I still have caps from those times, good times.

>>141333298
7 and still counting. The amount of people that dropped the series because of it was around 20 or so.

>>141321901
Seriously. Why the fuck would you only pick one of a set of (pseudo)twins? That's like only wearing one shoe.

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>>141321901
This guy gets it.

>>141321661

REINHARD MAKES ME HARD

>>141330458
yen press took them down.

>The kingdom Subaru ended up the first time is named Legnica

Does this mean Re:Zero is on the same verse as Madan no Ou?

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>>141321661
Too bad, he's taken.

>>141331030
You start fucking him in the dick.
My ultimate shameful fetish.

>>141322953

So is red confirmed fucking the master in exchange for being allowed to work there? Is the oni story/theme about them actually real and that one has to sacrifice for both to stay. Then why is blue crazy?

I was very disappointed when it was a maid.

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>>141334897
You'll see later on in the story, if they don't cut it out that is.

>>141320514
Their dicks were cut off though.

>>141319995
blue.

she's the only girl who loves subaru in the entire hell ride he's getting on and even dies to save him.

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>>141332978
I'm learning runes at fucking lightspeed because of this

>>141334897
>So is red confirmed fucking the master in exchange for being allowed to work there? Is the oni story/theme about them actually real and that one has to sacrifice for both to stay. Then why is blue crazy?
>I was very disappointed when it was a maid.

there are several things going on

1) there is a curse which sometimes kills subaru (via dog bite) and sometimes kills ones on the maids (via dog bite)
2) every time subaru dies he starts to "smell" more like the witch of envy to Rem, which makes her trust him less and less.

In this loop, RAM got bit by the dog, and Rem went out looking for the source to save ram's life. she came upon subaru lurking above the estate armed and smelling of the witch of envy. She decided he was the source of the curse and decided to kill him.

In the prior loop she killed subaru because he smelled of the witch of envy, was giving off the aura of death/curse, and seemed to be heading to emelia's room (she felt he was a threat)

In later loops it's not always Rem who kills subaru, sometimes RAM does as well, once he even was eaten by a pack of wild dogs (all curse infected). the amazing thing is this the single most boring arc in the LN, and the "torture porn" and suffering is low key compared to the bullshit that's to come.

>>141319995
Blue is cuter. But red/pink eyes are adorable too.

It would be nice if MC used his infinite continues to improve some sort of combat or martial mastery but instead he's doomed to perpetually die like a little bitch.

>>141335641

Oh I assumed he got infected with something from the dog bite, when do we get the 'smells of curse' stuff. Because i thought that dog thing was completely natural, got bit by an animal with inadequate medical attention leading to death (doesn't explain why he'd get attacked in the middle of the house). This stuff does seem far more random because we are missing rules/lore about what his reset power really is, the oni smelling the witch etc

>>141319995
How did the blue/red oni tale relate to them though?

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>>141335811
You'd be surprised.

>>141335837
there is a curse circulating through wild dogs in the area, Subaru doesn't discover this till he finds out about missing children. the smells like the witch of envy is something we don't learn till late in the arc, when he begs rem to explain why she's trying to kill him, the witch of envy is like the "greatest and most powerful evil in the world"; she's also the ultimate yandere. She fell in love with Subaru for reasons not explained, and pulled him into this world, and is responsible for his looping (which is why he smells more and more like her after every death). by the way she's a sadistic bitch who ENJOYS mind breaking subaru, and fucks with events just to try to hurt him more. in one arc just to fuck with him she makes Emilia explode right in front of him just for shits and giggles, she drives him to suicide, her agents also fuck with him for the fun of it too. basically this is a Loop of suck, which the witch kills subaru randomly on (she literally can torture or kill him at will, magically) and who's save points she chooses when she feels like it. The books haven't got to the why yet, but I suspect everything he's being forced to do is part of a plan to help her escape from her prison

>>141335013
>willing to kill a guy over nothing because of his smelly aura
>then in arc 3 she becomes his waifu

The only plausible explanation is that Rem and Subaru are both absolutely batshit insane.

>>141336215
Because you literally have to be worse than Hitler to apply for the scent. Holocaust and all, just to apply. That's how fucked a person has to be in order go get what Subaru has.

>>141336215
Maybe he just takes a bath and stinks less

>>141336320
He took a bath before leaving the mansion. So it's not that.

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>>141335811
Jackie Chan ain't no bitch. Just under-powered.

>>141336134

Why can't emillia/cat/library loli/clown/knight guy smell this or talk about it? Why is it that only the oni twins notice.

>>141336422
Probably because they never encountered it before, or, demon smell other demons.

>>141336134
>all this satella hate

All Satella wants is for Subaru to live and to keep the knowledge of her being with him a secret. She only killed Emilia that one time because Subaru spilled the beans even when Satella implored him to stop. And the Witch Cult are a bunch of psychos who have nothing to do with Satella and use her name to justify their actions.

Satella also only sets save points when Subaru clears a dangerous event and is safe. Just because he didn't get a perfect score when beating the boss doesn't mean Satella is being malicious. Would it be better for you if Subaru stayed dead when he fails since random autosaves are too troublesome? Satella isn't forcing Subaru to do anything except live and keep his big mouth shut about their arrangement.

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>>141336513
That's right, she's just trying to morph him into the perfect husbando. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>141336513
> Nothing to do with the witch
I am pretty sure they are trying to bring her back by being told what to do and follow it with enthusiasm.

>>141336575
>Witch King

This isn't even funny. With how the story is progressing in the WN this just might actually happen.

>>141336593
I'm pretty sure them trying to bring her back has nothing to do with what she wants. After all Subaru's been fighting against them and foiling their plans and she hasn't told him to stop that shit.

>>141336663
The books are the real problem, who the fuck made them?

>>141336615
Witch King is the good end

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>>141336822
>Not the Jackie Chan ending

>>141336396
What if he had some ladders lying around when fighting Elsa?

>>141336615
Only acceptable end is Subaru going home.

Anybody have that manga image of subaru getting his throat slit by best meido?

>>141336937
Probably wouldn't win. He's pre-stuntman Jackie Chan that gets his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. Not post Jackie Chan who is a ladder and table master while carrying a baby.

>>141337052
Does he become stuntman Jackie Chan at any point?

>>141337194
Actually yes.

>>141336950
I like the ending where Subaru wakes up at his computer desk and looks up at the cast waving back at him through the computer screen

>>141319995
I like blue just as I like vegetables.

>>141322637
mana transfer ritual

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>Ram falls completely for clown, the same dude that painfully broke her horn off, made her service him at night and viewed her precious sister as expendable trash, after any and all memories of Rem that exist in the world are deleted except for Subaru's, would willingly and enthusiastically do all kinds of pervy things for him

Jesus...this is some metaphysical kind of NTR.

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>>141338169
I don't know why I like the series so much, I'm usually not into this much suffering but I guess it's the extremely small chance at a happy ending that I'm hoping for

>>141337669
Fuck your Dallas ending.

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>>141336950
>Subaru goes home
>Years of trauma after experiencing his own death and the death of his friends over and over again
>No one will believe him, can't get counselling for his PTSD
>Series ends with him killing himself

>>141338169
anons were right when they said the author was a sadist. Holy shit.

>>141338169
>ntr

For Rem maybe. And people want her to wake up and find out what happened to Ram, as if only Subaru suffering isn't enough.

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>>141338340
I'm surprised

>>141338349
>Series ends with him killing himself
>and then he respawns standing in front of an appa stand

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>>141338471

>>141338349
>not Satella saying "welcome home darling" and asking what he wants first in some horrific eldritch witch language after he wakes up in some spooky hellscape

>>141338471
We inception now?

>>141336008
Every goddamn time someone posts that pic I lose my shit.
>Ja....Ja...
It's as if a Mexican is having his last laugh bleeding out.

>JewPress licensed it
>No more WN translations
Life just gives me one blow after another.

>>141338738
Because its in Spanish. We don't have the English scans yet.

>>141338798
Learn nipponfu.

HAPPY ENDING FOR SUBARU WHEN?

I swear, watch Satella be alter-Emilia.

It kinda works, like, out of all the timelines, it's guaranteed that in one (well, more) Subaru would wind up passing all these trials without dying a single time, doing everything he could for Emilia, only to die protecting her at the very end.

Then Emilia would willingly become a witch (Satella) to find a way to save him, and travelled/cast magic back in time/into another timeline. And so, she follows Subaru from world to world, trying to guide him down that nigh impossible, long and winding road yet again, killing him if he goes off the beaten course.

It's far easier for her to take a random timeline with Subaru alive and have a destination/route in mind, and make him handle it, rather than wandering the infinite possibile worlds, with no guarantees.

Ostensibly, her motive is love. She wants him to go through everything, otherwise, not only will he probably not believe her, but he won't love her the way he did in the first timeline.

Besides, I can't imagine Satella's motives are anything but love. It seems like a super roundabout way of doing things and manipulating someone when you're an all-powerful witch.

>>141338968
>re:zero in spanish
>fire punch in russian
>nothing in english
What the fuck is going on with translation scene.

>>141336134
Jesus christ, the happiest ending we can hope for is for Subaru and co. to be killed mercifully.

Fucking torture porn.

>>141339131
ez

the only way for them to truly find happiness is to make sure Satella never summons Subaru into Emilia's world

so the only way to achieve the real ending is by killing themselves

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WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END?

AT LEAST HAVE SOME HAPPY CLAPPY PARTS INSTEAD OF JUST PURE, COLD ETERNAL TORTURE!

HE EVEN GOT A WAIFU ONLY FOR HER TO BE DELETED FROM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, AND NOW ONLY EXISTS AS A TWISTED, BROKEN SOUL IN FUCKING GLUTTONY. JESUS CHRIST!

SOMEONE GIVE SUBARU A GODDAMN HUG. STOP DYING PLEASE.

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>>141339150
You know who to blame.

>>141339150
Its a mess, same with the licencing. Every arc is a different manga which is drawn by a different artist which is published by a different company. Alot of people want a slice of this pie for some reason.

>>141338649
This isn't Demonbane, is it? That bad ending was terrifying.

>>141339330
Add jewpress licensing this shit, killing the TL.

>>141338471
Best way to end it. Holy shit, I think the only thing to do there is to lose your mind.

>>141339071
Already learning. But I also know that it's going to take a few more years and it should be done by then :(

>>141339150
The english TL group said they won't translate the third manga until the second manga is finished so we'll likely won't see english translations for the third manga until mid 2017.

is the arc6 already spoiled here?

If magical beasts are drawn to the Witch's scent, why didn't the Bishop of Sloth get attacked? Weren't they in the same general area?

>>141339521
Referring to Moby Dick here.

>>141339477
Read arc 6, won't spoil it. But I assure you this is where Witch King Subaru came from.

new arc 2 chapter when?

>>141339582
>this is where Witch King Subaru came from
Having read arc 6, what the fuck are you on about?

It's just the usual suffering trip and solving puzzles in a tower they're trapped in.
Which happens to be Subaru's specialty because they're all Earth astronomy related.

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>>141339582
oh god

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>read the spoilers
>nothing to look forwards to in this arc besides repetitive character development

>>141339650
Wait, wasn't arc 6 also where he starts to scare people with his face?

>>141339760
No? Subaru is considered to have a rough expression at even normal times, but his face is never scary. In any arc, not just 6.

>>141339806
No, I've definitely read a chapter where he starts to scare the people around him when he gets serious or in a fight.

>>141336575
Why wouldn't Satella just fucking tell him to release her from prison and keep Emilia a hostage?

>>141336134
This is the stupidest fucking thing I ever read. Jesus christ, I here I thought the story would be better more interesting but instead this is what we got.

Story went from potentially interesting to an utter joke because of this.

>>141340151
Well, its hard trying to summarize entire arcs of a webnovel into a paragraph. So having all of that without context sounds stupid.

>>141340151
Anon, it is not exactly what you think. There are quite a few inconsistencies.

Since people are spoiling shit left and right in this thread I'll just go put the paste-bin that summarizes each arc:

http://pastebin.com/GbgUPSKZ

Remember kids, ITS A SUMMARY. A very short one to boot.

>>141340012
You mean one of the bad end chapters where he goes insane?
Subaru rarely fights to start with. Arc 5 is fighting literally only insane people who don't give a fuck about scary, and 6 has been fighting monsters and nothing else.

He gets on edge for a while after Rem goes in a coma, but he gets better and it has nothing to do with being serious or fighting. That's probably the only time Subaru has been 'scary' and it's certainly not because of his fighting potential.

Otherwise he's a complete joke in arcs 1 and 2, arc 3 he doesn't even do any fighting himself, and in arc 4 he once again barely does any fighting himself and none of came off as scary to his opponents.
So what the hell are you on about?

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>>141340281
This is a summary?

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>>141340096
Because Subaru isn't powerful enough to do so yet, and nor is that her complete motive.

She loves Subaru. She's fucked up, but she still loves him. She probably wants to gently mold him into her perfect husbando. Then again, at least part of what she's probably in love with is his perserverance despite futility.

Nothing he does matters. Each time he dies, he gets closer to being shunned, perhaps even outright killed if he gets stanky enough even normal humans can smell him. Even his closest friends will turn their heads in disgust at a point.

He's utterly under the thrall of basically magic Hitler, and can't tell anyone. There's nothing he can do, other than serve Satella or give up and lose his mind. Even still, he tries his best to work around all the arbitrary conditions to find a way out, but in his heart, he truly knows that there is no escape from his own living hell. That perserverance is probably what is so compelling for Satella, and trying to break him is her way of confirming her love. She probably wants him to join her of his own volition, in the end, with the souls of all his loved ones in exchange.

>>141340373

It's a really long LN.

>>141338471
At the very least, he can save Rem now.

>>141340373
The entire series so far has a total of 417 chapters so yes. It is a summary.

>>141339582
Not him but Witch King Subaru came from a completely separate thing. Not arc 6.

I wonder how short this series would be if it was cut to Subaru's final attempts with all the retries edited out.

>>141340227
>>141340248

The witch we met before just finds his suffering to be enjoyable and so she follows him around, kills him and then resets everything. That is the story. That is why he keeps dying and coming back. The entire plot is because some sick bitch likes fuck with some guy. Konosuba is better than this shit

>>141340370
>barely does any fighting

In arc 3 and 4 the party wouldn't have won if Subaru didn't do what he did. Especially arc 3, where it would have been a constant stalemate.

>but he gets better

No he doesn't, what he is doing is insane, while there are incentives, carrying your comatose girlfriend around with you everywhere is not him getting "better".

>>141340602
Or, she is using him as a device to set her free, to turn him into the perfect husbando or to have him carry on the torch.

While these are fan theories, they're on the same magnitude as your own assumption.

>>141340602
Like 90% of what you just said is bullshit.

>>141340700

Give me what I said over what you just typed any day of the week.

>>141340709

Enlighten me then.

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>>141340383
>speaking of the curse causes him EXTREME pain like his existence is being choked while time slows to a standstill
>the one time he musters through it to tell Emilia, Satella just slaughters her with spooky curse powers in front of him

It's beautiful

>>141340486
>>141340446
I really need to learn moonrunes

How long did it take you lads to get to a level where you can comfortably read the LN?

>>141340740
You basically just said "I disapprove of your opinion so I'll ignore it"

Extremely relevant.
https://youtu.be/PdMvnD2xvxQ?t=1m3s

>>141340788
About four months, for just reading moon that is.

>>141320514
This

>>141340943
Like, simple moon or?

>>141340740
All right then,
>The witch we met before
The first time we met her was Arc 4, which you wouldn't know unless you read the WN, because the anime, manga, and LN aren't there yet. I don't know how the fuck you came to the retarded conclusion that we had met her before.

>she follows him around, kills him and then resets everything
You're straight up retarded. That never happens.

>That is why he keeps dying and coming back. The entire plot is because some sick bitch likes fuck with some guy.
Refer to the above, she's not doing anything of the sort. Rosewaal is the one indirectly responsible for causing almost all of his deaths.

Literally the only thing you got right was that she's the cause for him reviving. I don't understand how you manage to get that much wrong.

>>141319995
Can I get in each one for a test drive before making that decision?

>>141340383
Am I the only one who truly ships Subaru x Satella more than other shitty harem heroines?

>>141340968
Advanced reading. I'd probably be able to read The Myth Of Sisyphus in moon.

>>141340281
>Preceeding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him

I assume this means that if you use an attack, the first of said attack is effective while any use of the same attack after is ineffective, right? Or is Reinhardt so overpowered that no attack can touch him?

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>>141341086
No, Subaru belongs to Rem and Rem only.

>>141341102
you use an attack, the first of said attack is effective while any use of the same attack after is ineffective

This.

>>141341102
You're correct in that the first attack is effective while every use of the attack afterwards is ineffective. The problem is, he has another Divine Blessing that makes it so that the first attack of a certain type is ineffective. And they stack.

>>141341086
With _Rem_ gone Satella is the next best choice.

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>>141341102
He's broken. Here are his powers in Medaka Box style. It also says, TBL.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Reinhardt? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Arc One "scare off the villain" Reinhardt. I'm not talking about Saint of Swords Reinhardt either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Rain's/Sun's/Night's/Morning's Blessings Reinhardt with Swiftness and Initiative Blessings. I’m also not talking about Magic resistance, Fire avoidance, Wind absorption, Earth resistance, Water reflection, Darkness immunity, Light sharing Reinhardt and his Power Bleeding and Ride Mastery. I'm definitely NOT Talking about Clothes Designing, Master Teacher with Training Mastery, Item Mastery, Unarmed Mastery, War's Blessing, and Poison/Illness immunity. I'm talking about First Attack Immunity and Preceeding Attack Immunity "Can't be fucking touched by any attacks" and Arrow Avoidance/Guarantee "If two Reinhardts fought and one shot a projectile then infinite energy would be created" complete with Sodium knowledge (He will NEVER get salt and sugar mixed up) and Taste king to compliment his Blessing of Frying, Steaming, Boiling "I came here to fuck your bitch" Reinhardt, featuring Phoenix Mode on the off-chance he decides he is too overpowered for this world and kills himself, considering it is impossible for anything else in this world or any other to.

>>141341102
Not quite, he's immune to both first, second and all attacks after that.

He's overpowered as fuck

>>141340988

Blame the spoiler than, I took the key info from it and posted here.

How does Rosewaal cause him problems in the future?

>>141341225
>complete with Sodium knowledge (He will NEVER get salt and sugar mixed up)
Honestly this is the best power

>>141341200
I am guessing that the mc might learn sword fighting from him?

>>141341259

Arc 1: He was the one who hired Elsa to steal Emilia's Insignia.
Arc 2: The shaman cursing Subaru to death was hired to do so by him as well. He's also indirectly responsible for Rem killing Subaru. The reason Rem goes apeshit whenever she smells the "Witch's Scent" is because Rosewaal massacred her village and left the the scent of a Witch there.
Arc 3: He purposely lets the Witch's Cult sneak into his territory and do whatever they like, which in most timeloops results in them massacring everyone including Subaru.

>>141341407
Why does Subaru let this fucker live? Is he THAT useful?

>>141341386
Reinhardt is too busy taking care of his lover Felt. So Subaru instead gets trained by Willhelm, who is Reinhardt's grandfather.

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>>141341386
Nope, he gets trained by this sexy sword demon butler.

>>141341462
Subaru can't compete with the BCC.

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>>141341462
Because he's a sneaky, cunning, and manipulative little shit. Nobody has a clue.

>>141341462
He gets a good butt whooping if that gives you some sense of satisfaction.

So is this fit to be a Re:Zero theme judging by the spoilers?

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>>141339748
His character development is what is going to make him a hardass later on.

>>141341709
Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YQZgjNh8Q

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>>141341599
SEXY INDEED. What makes him drop so many panties at once?

>>141341709
>>141341731
Not really, I was thinking of this series more like this music-wise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

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>>141341741
By being the most based MC who worked his ass of to get what he wanted.

So where are the arcs that are in Spanish? Mexiweeb here so if you don't mind second hand translations I could take a shot at it.

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>>141341800
Being pretty sexy is also a plus. 11/10 would bang.

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>>141339748
This arc is where he drops his mask. Showing the audience his crippling depression and what he really thinks of himself. It will be glorious.

>>141341856
>>141341800
Mind giving me a summary of his side story?

Looks fun.

>>141341775
This is surprisingly accurate.

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>I like it when Subaru pats my head. When your hand brushes through my hair, I feel like we’re connected.
>I like Subaru’s voice. My heart feels warmer every time I hear you speak.
>I like Subaru’s eyes. I like how even though they’re usually sharp, when you’re gentle to someone, your eyes will be the same.
>I like Subaru’s fingers. Even though you’re a boy you have such pretty fingers. But whenever you grip them it lets others know that they’re undeniably a boy’s, those thin, strong fingers.
>I like Subaru’s way of walking. I like how whenever we walk together, you always tilt your head back to make sure that I’m following you.
>I like Subaru’s sleeping face. It’s defenseless like a baby’s, and the eyelashes a little long. When I touch your cheeks it becomes an expression of relief, and whenever I playfully touch your lips you never notice…my chest hurts when I see it, but I still like it.
>Subaru says he hates himself. Looking at it this way, then Subaru has many good qualities. Rem wants Subaru to be aware that she knows these points.

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>>141341775
Holy shit, this is spot on. WN wise this is spot on.

>>141341862
And then in Arc 3 he's back to his goofy self until he gets his ass handed to him yet again.

Posting copy/paste from previous thread
>I've been thinking about origins of Satella/Witch of Envy.
>For me, biggest possibility is that Satella=Emilia
>Satella gifted time return power to Subaru, which means she can manipulate time herself.
>That means after enormous fuckup by Subaru, Emilia-tan possibly learns time magic, and goes back to past to fix stuff.Most probably got mindbroken in the process. We know that witch was girl named Satella and got implanted by witch aspect even though she's not compatible.
>But what if that girl was Emilia, who introduced herself as Satella, like she did with Subaru first time she met him.
>And what if no one forced her to do assimilating witch aspect. What if she wanted to save one person who's precious to her, with enormous witch powerup,even if that means she will suffer for all eternity.

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>>141341931
God, Rem is such a sweetheart. I'll add to this:

R: Rem believes. No matter how hard things get, even if it seems Subaru will lose, even if the world won’t believe in Subaru, even if Subaru doesn’t believe in himself ––– Rem will always believe…
That the Subaru who saved Rem is a true hero.

S: No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t save anyone.

R: You have Rem. You saved Rem, and now she’s here.

S: I, who haven’t accomplished anything and possesses nothing – no one would ever properly listen to me.

R: You have Rem. As long as it’s Subaru’s words, I will listen to them no mater what they are. I want to listen.

S: No one expects anything from me. No one believes me either. I…I hate myself the most.

R: Then Rem loves Subaru.

S: Even though I’m like this, it’s okay…?

R: I’m fine if it’s Subaru.

…

R: I won’t accept it if it’s anyone else.

>>141342018
I felt angry when he rejected her, but now, currently where he is at the moment, he won't ever leave her alone again.

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>>141342018
I shouldn't have read that.

I SHOULD HAVE NOT READ THAT

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>>141341917
Pretty sure it has something to do with the previous sword saint, Wilhelm's wife and Reinhardt's grandmother. They were once rivals eventually falling in love.

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>>141341931
>>141342018

Don't believe her lies. She has already shown her true colors.

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>>141342096
YOU WONT SPOIL ME THIS TIME

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>>141341931
>>141342018
fuuuuuuuck

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>>141341931
>>141342018
Wow, so hopeful. So happy. So loving.

>>141342018
Fuck this series I had enough

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>>141342071
Never. Again. Ever.

>>141320514
Me too man

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>>141341931
>>141342018
this is only going the make the inevitable suffering even worse dammit

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>>141341931
>>141342018
MY FUCKING KOKORO

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>>141342252
AAAAAAAAAAA STOP THIS

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>>141319995
blue oni is for molesting
red oni is for rape

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>>141342096
>>141342120
>>141342151
>>141342157
>>141342175
>>141342189
>>141342226
>>141342231
Dai...S-Su...Ki...

Fuck, I forgot to spoiler

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>>141342320
You should have kept this deleted you asshole.

>>141341850
Batoto

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>>141342320
DELETE THIS

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>>141342320
STOP

STOOOOOOOOOP

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So, anons, have a seat, how do you describe this SUFFERING?

>>141341931
>>141342018
>>141342320
Is it fine to call her best girl of spring 2016?

>>141342366
pretty fucking gay

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>>141342320
Come the fuck ON

http://www.strawpoll.me/10162033/r

>>141342377
Nah, she'll be the best girl of Summer.

Or Fall. Whenever the 2nd cour airs.

>>141342392
> Emilia at the top.
> Not Rem.
I turn my head away at this piece of shit of a poll.

Subaru is going die twice on next ep right?

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>>141342428
Or when you see this?

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>>141340281
>>141341931
>>141342018
>>141342320
Ok. That's it. I'm out. Fuck this bullshit.

I mean come THE FUCK ON
JUST WHY?
FUCK THIS SERIES
FUCK THIS AUTHOR
HE'S A FUCKING SADIST
DROPPED

>>141342448
Whichever comes first.

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>>141342447
I'd rather they not rush his suffering. I can only take so many of these Saturday Night Fever poses.

>>141342480
We mindbroke another anon again.

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>>141341931
>>141342018
>>141342320
This author man...

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>>141342320
Just why? For what purpose?

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>>141342447
I think it will be once, then sperging throughout the episode.

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>>141341931
>>141342018
Jesus Christ these are some low blows.

>>141342320
So I take it Subaru doesn't win both twins in the end?

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>>141341931
>>141342018
>>141342320
I've never been punched in the gut this many times before

>>141342634
He doesn't win either
>>141338169

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>>141342018
No wonder he snaps and re-rolls upon discovery.

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>>141342320
that ain't right

>>141342544
>>141342565
>>141342480
>>141342642
Epic meme reactions guys

>>141342501
>>141342544
>>141342565
>>141342498
>>141342480
Wait, what happened? I thought we've already agreed that we'll hate Re:Zero for having an idiotic and unable-to-self-insert protagonist like Subaru?

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>>141342320
Oh yeah, just a little I love you before multiplexing me into the agonizing and unrelenting abyss. Sure, why the fuck not?

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>>141341931
>>141342018
As I person I would not be able to take this kind of pain.

>>141342662
Oh well back to collecting pictures on pixiv.

Mind breaking anons part 2.

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>>141341931
>>141342018
I was wrong

>>141342320
I've had enough. I'm dropping.

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>>141342975
About hating the BEST girl?

>>141342994
See you next week.

>>141342501
How many times has it been now? Like, 5 times already?

>>141343060
8 anons mindbroken, 23 have dropped the series.

>>141343085
But we kept some real loyal ones in the process, however, they'll be back. No one can stop Subaru's wild ride.

>>141343165
Honestly if people are weak to these spoilers they have another thing coming when everything else hits. We haven't even spoiled the other three arcs yet.

Does anyone know where I can go to read the WN?

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>>141343085
Ahh, casualties of war. I can't wait for them to see all the context surrounding these.

>>141343249
http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

Have fun reading moon.

>>141321260
>>141320787

You heard that bigin. Can you blame her?

>>141343274
Thanks /a/non, but are there no English translation yet though?

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>>141343012
Killing the MC disqualifies a candidate from being best girl. Sorry but your homicidal bipolar demon girl can't be best girl.

Best girl is Betty.

>>141343338
Nope, there was one translated up until the beginning of arc 5 but it disappeared for god knows what reason. As well as many other sites that had the first arc translated disappeared as well. So you're outta luck for the English version of the WN.

>>141341386
If only Subaru actually learned from Reinhardt, he would be a master swordsman since Reinhart has that bullshit blessing about Training mastery which brings out maxed potential for his pupil.

>>141340281
Carnage.