Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1535

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Make さくらちゃん proud...

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I swear to God, spending like three hours a day in Anki is a pain in the ass.

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>>141310519
because one day i was rolling by just listening to dope beats on my walkman cd player and saw this ぼろぼろ lookin お嬢ちゃん laying in a gutter 半死半生 and i couldnt just leave her there

after i fed her some パン she regained some strength and was able to 話す

she said in a rather 弱い voice 「俺わニッ・・いやじゃなくて　私の名前はｄｊｔなのです」

and from there began a new chapter in both of our 生活s lol

>>141316486
No, just do writing in anki it's very effective.

>>141316611
Suck my dick, man. I won't let you make fun of me.

>>141316566
So did you end up fucking her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bIdqZHEOo

このうたはとてもいいですよ。

>>141316654
You are making fun of yourself by wasting so much time in anki. I don't even need to do anything.

>>141316682
結局なんでもいいけどボクは今日も釣りに行く

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PKCcGyyx0

>>141316682
>このうたはとてもいいですよ。
Fucking 恥ずかしいブロ

>>141316486
2198 cards in 185 minutes today. I'm at like 30% correct. I think my brain is broken.

Speaking jap is rather easy
Reading it isn't as hard as it is made out to be
Why the fuck is writing kanji so fucking hard? If it wasn't for the writing I would have been cruising through this language. A pain in the ass.

>>141317218
If I find out that even 1 of those cards was from a kanji deck you are in big trouble boi...

>>141317248
Writing isn't hard either you fucking idiot. Nice memepost.

>>141316682
うわ～
すごく美人だぁ
舐めたい
ちょっと韓国っぽいけど

>>141316841
どうして。

>>141317264
Ehh like 200 of those was RTK and katakana, which is easy compared to core. Also, since I'm a grown man I'm not in trouble.

>>141317326
Okay I'll rephrase it's 恥ずかしい if you are straight.

>>141317299
>memepost.
nice buzzword

>>141317355
RTK, huh? My people tell me it's a form of kanji study. I'm coming...

>>141317387
You realize that you just used a buzzword to discard my post? That's very low level you need to up your game.
Btw writing is very hard I can't write D:

>>141317218
能がないヤツ爆笑

>>141317301
うわ～
すごく美人だぁ
ハメたい
ちょっと三次元っぽいけど

>>141317364
lucky for me i enjoy putting my balls on other dudes faces

>>141317434
i know dude i know its ok though you can hang out on my coattails and pick up the scraps

>>141317397
You're a bitch boy, though. I'd just end up fucking you in the ass if you did.

>>141317301
美人？
濃い化粧塗って顔ちゃんと見せてだけなんじゃ

素っぴんだったらどうなんだろ

>>141317561
I can kill anything with one cut. I'm near your house right now. Prepare to die motherf*cker!

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あなたは日本語を習いません。

>>141317643
*顔ちゃんと見せてない

>>141317700
Which anime is this from?

>>141317738
hello .

is not of anime, but isof Georg Lucas films 'Star Wars' .

thank you .

>>141317643
三次元ですので女待たしててもそれでも釣りに行く

>>141317700
なんかいらねえ

>>141317738
レディット爆発

>>141317711
まあ化粧塗るのはどうでもいいと思う
美人は美人だ

Really if you think about it, is there much difference between a woman using shit like excessive makeup and outfit design and all that shit to make herself look beautiful, and an artist drawing a 2D girl to be as beautiful as they want?

If it's nice to look at then I'll enjoy looking at it, whether it's considered to be fake or not

>>141318247
>it's considered to be fake or not
Anime is fake they are not real people just Japanese drawings

>>141318247
i love jk culture i wonder how many dicks shes sucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_pL1h6-kN8

>>141318247
The problem is more that with heavy makeup it creates a specific extra fake look.

If they do makeup to look natural then it's not as bad and probably closer to your analogy.

>>141318465
>jk culture
Made me クスッと笑う

>>141318485
Yeah I guess, although I don't think Daoko looks too bad

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>>141316486
>人生を狂わせろ
"life drives me mad" or "I'll drive life mad"?

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This guide https://nihongoshark.com/learn-kanji/ is bait or can be a good way to learn kanji? I just want to play KanColle and understand all the shit about mechanics, equipments...

>Amazon限定有
>Amazon限定無
Does the first one mean limited edition and the second one say not limited edition? Google and Rika aren't helping

>>141319042
He's basically telling you to use RTK. I took the RTK and highly recommend it since it made learning vocabulary and its readings very easy.

>>141319042
The answer lies in anime you should watch it and uncover the truth for yourself
>>141319174
As far as I can tell from my great anime experience you are correct

>>141319042
The whole article is basically just "do RTK". You won't be able to read Japanese with RTK alone. It just makes learning vocab easier and teaches you to write.

>>141319033
I'm fairly sure it's used in the sense of "derail" in that sentence.

>>141319042
Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather. Forget it. I quit.

>>141319042
>This guide https://nihongoshark.com/learn-kanji/ is bait or can be a good way to learn kanji?
since it is basically describing RTK, it's genuine. The thing is that RTK doesn't teach you the kanji, just keywords to remember them. If you only want to read kanji but not learn Japanese, won't help shit. Don't think you can do that anyway since a kanji has more than 1 reading.

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Just finished learning the Katakana.
Someone need something translated?

>>141319431
this video オネガイシマス

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boz44eoWIoI

>>141318674
Too me it's not so much that it looks "bad" as that I just consider it that pretty. I just kinda reserve judgement until I've seen a more natural look

>>141319431
Yes translate this please :Watashi wa miimu dehaaru:

>>141319431
Translate this http://kancolle-db.net/ senpai pls.

>>141319399
>>141319321
>>141319288
Thank you. Can I use this guide and, later, learn the shit on OP's link? I do not want to rush it.

>>141319636
Uhh...... sure.... You have my permission lol

>>141319636
People still play kancolle? Why the fuck?

xth for how is there still not a database of mined Anki decks for specific games available yet

>>141319693
Autism

>>141319431
Please translate this for me:

>丁寧に運びましたので大きな傷はないと思いますが、店頭購入品ですので、多少のスレ等はあらかじめご了承下さい。

>>141319636

If all you learn is Kanji, you're not going to be able to understand shit. If you really need to learn all of that shit, you might as well read through and study Tae Kim on the side at the very least.

>>141319761
Fuck you たわけget out of here おケエ？

>>141319749
Yes that is in fact correct but you got something wrong there is no mention of anime in your post therefore I must conclude that you do not belong on this board thanks for the attention! 有難う御座います

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>>141319777
Well, my main objective is read all weeb shit that I want. Thanks for the info.

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>>141319431
ソーキュート、ユーリトルベービー
アフターザポティー、トライ漢字トレーニング

>>141320033
>my main objective is read all weeb shit
That's disgusting...

>>141319749
Can't you just make the anki deck as you play through the game? If you already went through core10k, there shouldn't be many new words to add in a game.

>>141320036
Wow this is such hard Japanese I can't read the screenshot maybe VN are art after all...

>>141320058
I have the same objective, but I just tell all my language exchange buddies that I'm learning it because I plan on going there for vacation (although I never will).

>>141320068
I'm not that far yet, and it's especially useful for beginners. Take a game like Fate Grand Order example. A lot of vocab you will not see outside of it

>>141320115
Why are you telling me this? Anime and manga are disgusting material.

What does 西口をまっすぐ十五分ぐらいいってください mean?

I think it means please go straight for about 15 minutes at the west exit?

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おはようおにいちゃん

よあけだよ

>>141320160
It means there is 15 minutes left until they close the west exit.

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>>141320110
キュートチャイルド。ハウオールド？

>>141320239
大きいちんぽを引き出した
おおおいいいジャップ犬野郎口でやれええぞ

>>141320286
Anime is truly art just like visual games... Sorry... I will be going now...

>>141320160
Please say western mouths are straight, split into 15 parts, and dark.

>>141320428
行ってください。

>>141320428
This guy is making a meme (that's what we call jokes here) but this guy is right >>141320245

>>141320245
Are you sure that's what it means? I don't think it makes much sense considering the context, but maybe it's because I forgot the kanji for 行く。

>>141320579
It makes perfect sense to me.

今さっきボクのズボンへ糞しちゃった

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>>141320579
The kanji for イく is 射精.

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>>141320684
備えあれば患いなし！

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>>141320707
You made me laugh.

>>141320620
I know you guys frown upon Genki, but I'll post the sentences so you guys can laugh at them. I also really like using it more than Tae Kim because I need practice problems.

>>141320579
This thread is useless for questions because there are so many shitposters who just post bad answers for the "lulz".
Just bookmark the CoR and then close the thread and go read a bunch and if you don't understand something just don't worry about it. Not understanding it is better than understanding it wrong because you get trolled by this thread.

Or just go to reddit since they are a better Japanese learning community at this point.

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>Finally got through the first chapter of Anki
It only took me five months.

>>141320919
Thanks I laughed ahahah it's so funny.

>>141321013
I wonder how many months will it take for you not to be such a stupid faggot.

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>>141321013
>first chapter of Anki
Oops, meant Tae Kim.

>>141321059
You're the expert here, how many do you think?

>>141321073
Nice images you fit in very well.

As a non-native English speaker, doesn't RTK actually hurt my learning? Should I just create mnemonics in my own language?

>>141321113
It depends... If you stop using memes, blogging, using stupid unnecessary images you can expect results in 1-2 months. If you don't, well, you will remain in your current state of rapid brain degradation for about 4-5 months. I don't think I need to tell you what will happen after that. Take care!

>>141321182
How would I know? I'm not a third worlder.

>>141321301
Thanks for the help senpai/sempai!

>>141321346
Well, you are learning Japanese using English mnemonics and materials. Do you think that your learning would be inhibited by learning Japanese using the mnemonics and materials of a language that isn't you mother tongue?

>>141321455
Only if you're absolutely terrible in English?

>>141321009
Thank you very much. It's a shame that after seeing these type of threads for about two years, that the thread has fallen from shitposters. I only left for 8 months and this is what has happened.

reddit.com/r/learnjapanese is the website you are talking about right?

>>141321455
I don't need mnemonics because I have a 98-99% retention rate. Just stick to your own language if that's what you feel like you should do. How would anyone else know you English level? It doesn't seem that bad to me judging by your posts.

>>141321538
No... reddit.com is the website and /r/learnjapanese is a subreddit, get it right.

>>141320707
あの笑顔に射精したい

>>141320860
おむつつけ野郎失せろ

トップレベルジャパニーズ（爆笑）

Is 凪 a rare kanji?

>>141321538
Yes but don't get me wrong /r/learnjapanese is still dogshit it's just this place is now even worse

You're best off just reading a bit and then making friends with a native who you can ask questions to once a week or so.

>>141322099
Have you not watched 凪のあすから? It's a pretty cool show

>>141322099
Wait a sec Ill call Japan.
No it is in the top 600 most frequent jouyou kanji

>>141322158
I don't watch anime

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>>141321777
だが断る
さてはお前、ボトラー派だな？
まさかとは思うが、トイレを使ってる一般人じゃないでしょうね
だったらお前の方こそ失せろ

anyone know where i can read or download yotsuba chapters to practice my reading since im garbage

>>141320707
Pretty sure it's 絶頂

>>141322274
ボクはつーかtバックつけててうんこが出るときに下の部分がうんちを切り裂くです

>>141322548
Yotusba is shit for learning.

>>141322548
Cornucopia.

So I'm reading my first vn and I got a certain type of scene It's sexual
What am I supposed to do now?

>>141322999
party with dekinai jr

>>141322969
I can't find it? Link please?

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>>141322801
面白い発想ですね

>>141323132
今は真っ白tバックと超真っ白tシャツ着てるだけ

>>141322999
Well is there a thing between your legs that's hard right now?

Is there a book or site with obscure readings?

>>141323477
yea its called ty kim

>>141323516
You don't even know English.

There are no obscure readings just made up readings

>>141323540
Huh? I can't read this...

I think I might have autism.

>>141323540
you dont even know that my ちんこ is in your 口 年中

>>141324124
Sorry but I can't read this it's too literary

I've been working on a pneumonic device for a couple weeks to help me remember the stroke order for the katakana ネ. After a few more modifications it will be perfected so I'll never forget it. I'll share it when I'm done so it can help others

>>141324463
sounds ドップ as 地獄

>>141324463
I can share my techniques with you in exchange then. My special skill allows for instant memorization and reproduction of any kanji. The only limitation is that it has to be a Japanese kanji not some Hanzi or Hanjua bullshit.

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おはようございます先輩

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Could someone please help me with this word? It's scribbled and I tried drawing it in the IME but couldn't find anything like it. I can tell that the first kanji is 魔 like in 魔法.

Anyone use fountains pens and fancy paper to practice writing kanji? Rhodia paper? If so, graph or dotted? How is it? I think graph would be better but dot looks a little nicer

>>141325799
魔

>>141325799
族

>>141325902
And the 2nd kanji?

>>141325799
魔族

>>141325951
Oh is that what it was? Damn. I actually knew that word from Dragonball a long time ago but didn't recongnize it. Thanks
.>>141325989

>>141325857
I use the dirt-stained tears of comfort women

My plans for 平成２８：
Creation of a 独立国 free from anime, マんガ、ラノベ and エロゲ.
Establishment of the 大量破壊兵器Ｒ＆Ｄ班.
Enslavement of every 黒’人’ on 欧米 soil.
Complete 一掃 of the 猶太.
Subjugation of 中国、韓国、越南 and other 亜細亜ゴミ.
Liberation of 日本 from anime.
Achieving 世界制覇 within the next ３年.

>>141326092
誰も聞いてないよ

>>141326042
Next time you can ignore me instead of posting shit m8

>>141326222
Don't tell me what to do, nerd

>>141326222
i always くすくす irl when people make these posts as if their 糞posts dont くさい lmao

You should stop reading 4chan and get back to studying.

>>141326710
自己暗示か

>>141326710
You should stop telling people what to do.

>>141326757
You should stop telling people what to do.

>>141326757
自己暗示だよなあ

>>141326776
絶対に自己暗示だわ

>>141326776
I'm superior in every way so that doesn't apply to me, now go watch some cartoons boy. Adults are discussing serious matters here.

ジムに行く前にうんこして方が良いかのう
ジムから戻る時まで耐えられないかも

>>141318465
Those fucking lyrics though. From だんご大家族　to this one is a huge stretch. 茶太さんの声が好きだ。

What do you call a pizza made out of knees?

ひざ！

What are some good beginner-intermediate アナルレイプ抜きゲー? No めちゃぱい please.

>>141328072
it makes my day when people notice shit shoutouts to you dude

that song makes me cry harder than clannad tho

>>141316705
>by wasting so much time in anki
>by wasting time in a program designed for maximum efficiency and minimal usage for content reviewed
Did you even think before you threw out your epic insult or what?

>>141317218
If you're still around, can you post the statistics of said deck and a screenshot of your card template. There is clearly something very wrong if your retention is around 30%. Either that or you're doing reviews when fucking smashed or something.

>>141328185
Is this supposed to be a deep meta commentary on the current state of these thread?

>>141328421
if anyones read the 2011 smash hit visual novella "rewrite" im pretty much the "key" with regards to djt

also that dudes ひざ joke was really cool and dope dont fuck with him オネガイシマス

ピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザ
What is this？
ひざ！

>>141328373
Must be really hard living with such a deficient brain.
More time does not equal more learning. You can be a retard and do handwriting in anki, spend 3 hours doing let's say 40 kanji per day + reviews or you can be a smart person (like me) and do it in 30 minutes and spend the rest of your time on handwriting/reading/jerking off.

>>141328261

That song makes me wanna give a huge hug to that poor girl honestly, specially when in the second part it feels like her mind is breaking. Simply amazing.

>>141323477
I can give you something similar but not quite:
http://kanjiotaku.zashiki.com/kakusuu_ooi_kanji.html
More related to your question:
http://www17.plala.or.jp/u-ho/zatugaku2.html
My personal favourite. These aren't your garden variety Mongolian semaphore hunting signals:
http://www.akatsukinishisu.net/kanji/nagakun/

>>141328642
ｗｗｗｗｗ(That means lol in Japanese)テラ爆笑

>>141328697
If it's not in unicode it doesn't exist that's my motto.

>>141328659
>You can be a retard and do handwriting in anki, spend 3 hours doing let's say 40 kanji per day + reviews or
Nice false dilemma build into your strawman, faggot. Yeah, and you can be a one eyed leper going through chemotherapy whist trying to learn juggling from a Spanish voodoo witch, but like spending three hours a day on 40 kanji with Anki, at least the one eyed leper is more likely to exist.

>>141328791
>language doesn't exist outside of computers
You sad cunt.

>>141328799
Check the previous thread you fucking retard. Use your brain a little more before making stupid posts.
P.S Handwriting in anki is efficient :D I spend only 10 hours on it while learning 5 new kanji and writing every review card :D!

>>141328856
That's not language, that's random Chinese scribbles. Those symbols have no meaning for all I care.

実はズボンにうんこしたんだ

>>141328799
How did you calculate those two probabilities? Can you provide exact numerical values?

>>141328697
Thanks, but that wasn't exactly what I was looking for. I meant obscure reading for words and/or names, not obscure kanji. Sorry, should have been more specific.

>>141329072
>Sorry, should have been more specific.
You were pretty specific. Seems like that moron can't read and want's everyone too see his epic kanji skills.

我が名は日の本でなる

>>141329141
>want's
>too
Back to your flashcards Pablo.

>>141329446
I am bad with English... And I am not Pablo... sorry...

I was thinking about trying to play Tales of Phantasia (PSP) in Japanese as practice. Do any of you know if that game has difficult lines or should I be generally okay?

>No wanikani reps for SEVEN (7) HOURS

what should i do??

>>141329141
Well it was a pretty dumb question too to be fair

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>>141329564

>>141329605
Just start playing it and see if you can handle it

>>141329719
I guess that's true. Gonna go download it now.

>>141329605
>anime
>Japanese practice
Mutually exclusive. Next!

>>141329628
Watch anime for 7 hours

>>141329628
Do a refund and abandon flashcards, you don't need a placebo.

>>141329742
What's wrong with playing a game to practice reading?

>>141329801
You should have specified that you want to practice reading an anime game. Anime games have nothing to do with Japanese.

>新しく入団しました _____________ よろしくお願いします。
I need something to fill that gap so I don't look like a retarded copypaster or get kicked from the nippon guild for being rude. Give me some ideas

>>141330015
ちんぽが欲しいのくそやろう

>>141330015
不束か者なので

>>141330015
I recommend an Enter key

>>141330104
>>141330128
Nice jokes.
>>141330206
Nobody asked for your fucking recommendation.

>>141330333
>Nobody asked for your fucking recommendation.
Yeah you did, why else did you post

>>141330446
Just fuck off.

>>141330483
>sperg out at the only legit answer you get

>>141330521
I didn't want meme answers please forger my posts...

>>141330333
Futsutsukamono is a serious answer you fucking moron. Fuck why do I even try and help you kuso beginners.

>>141330652
Sorry just please forget my posts... Thank you.

>>141330693
You're welcome.

>>141330652
It's only really used in the set form 不束者ですが、
and I can't really imagine the need to be that formal unless you're an anime.

>>141330015
honestly your template just sets you up to be a giant cuck puissy go with something a little more chill and cool like this

調子はどうだい　世界で一番強いプレイヤーが入りましたよ　昨夜みんなの母ちゃんに中出しでも　よろしく爆笑

>>141330768
Fuck you nobody here asked for your kindness.

>>141330830
I am very sorry. I shall open up paint and make a picture of myself committing seppuku

>>141330768
>>141330884
>>141330830(NOT ME)
Fuck. Don't make fun of me please I'm leaving!

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>>141330974

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I just found out "get up" and "occur" are the same fucking characters.

>>141331640
I use roflbot too :D

>>141331676
thanks man, I had that one before it was cool.

How many anime do I need to watch before I will be able to create and sustain a personal reality 24/7?

>>141331778
You gotta train your imagination for that. Then you can begin to train your ability to delude yourself.

>>141331868
I've trained my imagination to the point where I think I know every single kanji「radical placement, pronunciation, meaning, etymology」. Is that level enough?
>Then you can begin to train your ability to delude yourself.
How exactly do I begin my training?

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how old is this language
by that i mean, when was it considered fully separated from chinese

>>141332004
Reject reality and replace it with your own. Make a Tumblr and find people who will help build your new reality.

>>141332045
It was always separate from the Chinese "language"

>>141332046
I've been trying to force my own reality upon this world but I become unconscious every time I try.
Is it possible to accomplish this 一人で? I've heard some people in this thread have succeed in doing that.

>>141332045
japanese is not sino-tibetan so we will never have an answer to that question

>>141332137
Now you gotta find people who will help you sustain your new reality.

>>141330819
>よろしく爆笑
the japs laughed at me

>>141332193
So it's impossible to do by myself? I want to create a fully autonomous personal reality.

http://rocketnews24.com/2016/05/10/745406/

現実世界に住む私たちが、斜め一歩前を行く理想に追いつくのはいつだって大変だ。追いついた！　手に入れた!!　と思っても、それは夢。早く目を覚ましたほうが身のため……ということも多い。

そこで今回はみなさんを現実世界に引き戻すべく、「理想と現実の違い」画像を15選ご紹介したい。うーん、やっぱり理想と現実を一致させるのって難しいのね。

海外サイト『Reddit』と『Imgur』には、ある空間が存在する

-------------------------------------------------

What do they mean by there is a certain 空間 that exists on reddit and imgur?

斜め一歩前を行く
not sure 斜め means here, diagonally walking forward one step at a time?

>>141332186
aight

>>141332480
sekrit klub

>>141332480
さあな読まなかった爆笑

Yay, my retention is improving! I'm at 60% now. Goal is 90%.
>>141332427
You can completely shut yourself off from the world. Not just in person, but from the Internet too.

>>141332587
The thing is I don't want to shut myself off the world. I want to create a false image in my head and then project it onto reality.

im ゲイ as 地獄

After a break i resumed my core2k study and was doing surprisingly good ( although i do only 10 new cards a day ), but suddenly i hit a plateau at around 800 cards and now every single new cards feels like a living hell to learn.
Any tips? is this a natural thing to occur?

>>141333118
よかった！

>>141333321
>now every single new cards feels like a living hell to learn.
elaborate
why exactly are they hell to learn

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Do your reps kids.

>>141333408
すまん I dont use placebo

>>141333365
i mean, the 100+ review cards take me half of the time than the 10 new cards every sesion

>>141333321
Of course son, it's like doing excercise. You can only do so much for a day before getting tired. That's why it's important to sleep, so you can create a "checkpoint" and continue the day after.

日本語 is the best casual filter known to man.

The act exchanges the abrasive addition.
The animal evaluates the smell.
The zonked start maintains the land.
The religion develops the makeshift ornament.
The weak grip rehabilitates the payment.
「呪言は完了した。」

>>141333569
Learning this shit IS hell. However, it gets better. I went through that and I can tell you that it worths.

>>141334005
くさいちんこ

>>141334005
４つば読んでキャラみたいに話す

>>141333569
>>141334015
>10 new cards a day
It'll be hell for a looong time though.

with each and every flashcard i can feel my eyes getting more and more slanted

im coming nippon 待てて

>>141334156
kek ユーアー江ファッキングリーター度

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>>141334015
im at this stage where its getter better myself
sometimes i feel like im disappointing anki but it doesn't care and as infinite patience with me of course

>>141334171
What about your チンポコ？

>>141334174
落ち着けよおにいちゃんったら

>>141334211
どんどん小さくなる爆笑

>>141334248
度

For at least the last few weeks some kind of actual autist has been responding to huge numbers of posts with complete nonsense, usually about shitting, pissing, or sex. It's really making /djt/ unusable. Are the mods going to do anything about this or what?

>>141334323
Would this be about right?
愛じゃ酢とシャっとマイセルフ…
英語:I released a brown substance from my intestine.

>>141334469
Lead the way then, and don't look back.

>>141334356
理ー他ー度お前はッｗ

>>141334524
嘻嘻嘻嘻你有一个小阴茎

>>141334323
They're useless as fuck. I'd clean this shit up in five minutes if they made me a janny.

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>>141334907
lmao

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>>141334907

>>141334907
Good, now stay there.

>>141334323
Honestly less of the problem than the people who just give incorrect answers to even reasonable questions.

>>141334907
>deleted in 2 minutes
Well, now it should be clear what the mod opinion is.

new thread >>>/jp/15207678

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>>141335252
>>141335256
>deleted
The autists got blown the fuck out again.
Eat shit Sakura, DJT is here to stay.

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>>141335256
>>141335252
give it up

>>141335518
do what watch anime? i dunno i guess cause they are 馬鹿s

>>141335512
what japanimation is this? im asking for a friend

お前らよくこんなクソスレ堪えるな
楽しそうでなにより

>>141335992
your posting is 楽しｔ

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One sperg down. Now if only they'd take care of the rest too.

>>141336077
but arent you a sperg?

>>141336077
You mean one of his IPs. This thread is like 70% this one autist samefagging at this point

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is it over
can i come out from under the stairs now

Thanks, Mods. I've been waiting for you for so long.

>>141336465
Shouldn't get comfortable just yet, I'm pretty sure they still intend to remove these threads, but they want to deal with the shitposting until it happens

>>141336418
No.

>>141336418
It's been going on for weeks do you really think it's over

This may be the most autistic person in the history of 4chan we're dealing with here

>>141336650
4ちゃんの歴史だと言ったよ
危ないよみんな気をつけろ

>>141336650
>dealing
You are not dealing with anything. "Report and ignore" isn't dealing with the issue.

>>141336908
Well if you have any suggestions go ahead

>>141337042
probably just start with making some いいposts instead of 悪い ones

>>141337042
I don't and it's better than suggesting useless shit. I will tell you if I come up with anything.

>>141316486
Lower new cards. You are doing way too many if it's taking you 3 hours to do your reviews.

So how do I become a professional Japanese translator? I'm thinking of skipping college and just entering the field, not sure where to begin though.

I wish I could see flags of your posts
I guess most of them are Japanese flags

>>141337486
start by translating small doujins and asking djt to help you while you do so

after youve built a portfolio of quality doujin translations you can then send in applications to sekai project jast and mangagamer and get hired easily where youll spend your days translating great ero games for great money and on top of that youll be basically japanese by that point due to you knowing japanese really well from all the hard work you put in to get to that point

>>141337579
id wager most would be american, sprinkle a few japanese and european then 1-2 aus
and no kiwis for me to make fun of, especially not of the ひつじ i posted yesterday

>>141337616
Wow, that's an excellent idea. I think I'll win the Manga Translation Battle competition first though https://otakumode.com/sp/mtb_third

>>141337616
additionally this is sort of what your job would be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho

>>141337616
that actually sounds really good up till the point i remember a lot of games and manga use made up words
having to interpret them would be hard as shit

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>>141337721

アニメ大好き

>>141317218
If you are at less than 50% correct, you are forgetting more than your are learning. You could say you are actually "unlearning" Japanese. There is something seriously wrong with your approach. In these cases it is usually doing stupid amount of new cards while you're still very new to kanji. Turn off new cards until that 30% becomes ~80%.

>>141337942
アニメ見るとオナニー毎日やってる同じ

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>>141338011
>If you are at less than 50% correct, you are forgetting more than your are learning

huh never knew what a good metric was, i've never fallen to 60% much, only after like 4-5 hours of sleep
still not happy with 75% but its whatever

its the mature fails that really make me feel horrible

>>141320239
五つの好きなアニメは何ですか？

I have a feeling that I got that completely wrong. In case that made no sense at all, I was trying to ask "What are your 5 favourite anime?".

>>141338469
you could try it like this dude 好きなアニメベスト５はなんですか

its not that what you said doesnt make sense its just well you know gaijin shit

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>>141338011
>>141338380

feels good to be back into the swing of things, doing 100 a day to catch back up to where I left off just over 1 year ago, nice to see I can remember reasonably well considering I've had 0 exposure to Japanese in that time.

I'm almost sure I will have to drop the new card amount soon seeing as yesterday was in the 90%, but I have to admit I feel that doing the 20 a day I was doing before was too slow.

There is a possibility though that I can maintain 100+ as long as I put the time in and how effective my new ADHD meds are, I actually enjoy doing anki.

>>141338612
>my gaijin shit is better than your gaijin shit

>>141338745
nice flame but unfortunately its a pretty reasonable thing to say and it better communicates his english question so fly away troll!!!!!!!!!

>>141338469
>even wanting to know this

your tastes are your own

>>141338800
Neah it still reads like you translated another language into japanese
i don't know why you even try desu

>>141338380
the trick about 50% is this:

Lapsing a card and then graduating it from relearn to young again gives you 50% retention because of how anki counts stats

Cards that you lapse over and over again also have more of an influence than other cards, so the retention stat is more of an indicator on how much time you're spending on cards that you're fucking up than how many cards you're fucking up

>>141339747
>i don't know why you even try desu

また自己暗示

Today I learned the hiragana for a, i, e, o, and u

It isn't much, but it's a start. My goal is to learn 5 new hiragana every week night until I know them all by heart.

>>141340094
Is that all you want to learn or do you actually plan on learning Japanese? If so then your goal is so slow you'll be 70yrs old by the time you finish.

>>141340094
gjマイスイートハート

>>141340177
My ultimate goal is fluency.

What would you recommend is a good pace?

>>141340223
Finish the Hiragana + Katakana in no less than a week. It's usually recommended to do it in just a couple days.
Just go to realkana.com and have at it until you can do all of them

You shouldn't try to "master" anything before moving on or you'll take forever. Just get good enough to where you can handle using it in the next step of studying. You should get the Kana out of the way as fast as possible and start reading up on grammar, using something like "Tae Kim's" guide for example.

>>141340378
Oh, I see. Thank you for your advice, I will ramp up the pace starting tomorrow.

うんこちんこまんこタイムだな

>>141340429
良い日本語じゃのう

>>141340223
You should learn all of the hiragana in 5 hours total. If you're not able to, at least learn how to learn them - the tricks necessary to learn those simply kana will carry over to kanji down the road.

If you study 5 kana a week, jokes or memes aside, you will never learn Japanese.

>>141340223
kids these days >>141341592 are so worried about things like "efficiency" and forget that life is about the journey not the destination

5 hiragana a week is reasonable because think about it like this tons of people live their lives and learn 0 things per week

in that sense youre doing pretty good

its fine to take things at your own pace because as long as its good enough for you thats all that matters

one day youll be neck deep in sideways coochie ripe with the smell of fish and pubes and where will your doubters be? mopping up your jizz lmao

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>>141338634
I'm in a similar situation right now. Coincidentally, my correct% just dropped below 90% for the first time today too. I did the first 1000 cards in one go, then started doing 50 a day from that point on until now.

The new cards from today were much less familiar feeling to me though, so I'm considering dropping new cards to 30 tomorrow.

>>141316089
>>141316089
fuck you and your stupid image

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>>141338469
>>141338612
>何好きアニメあなた？

くらいのガイジン会話でも十分つうじるよ。テストでは×だけど、だいじょうぶだよ

FROZENはいいアニメ？だとおもうよ

あとつきなみだけどAttack on Titanはキャラの瞳の書き方がすごいとおもうよ

>>141343073
>Attack on Titan

switching from iknow/nukemarine core to anonymous core 5k is the best choice i've made in japanese

i was almost done with core 2k but still couldn't read so i dropped japanese for like a month and when i came back there was a new deck

i'm only 900 words in and i can *literally read*

>>141343814
explain

>>141343838
Someone ripped a 5000-word frequency dictionary into an anki deck.

>>141343814
>anonymous core 5k
Never heard of this deck before. What is it and where did you get it?

>>141343849
And what is core 2k/6k then?

>>141343862
It's similar but it's made out of newspaper word frequency data and nukemarine's version of the deck reorders it so it's not in frequency order anymore.

>>141343862
Not him, but the iknow/Core decks are based on which words appear most frequently in newspapers. IIRC, the data is quite old too.

>>141343858
Meme deck made by an anon and posted in this thread. It's in the CoR, but don't switch to it if you're already using another deck.

I doubt you would be able to read after 900 words in it but more power to you if you can.

>>141343894
So why is that one still recommended over this apparently superior anon deck? I feel rused since I'm already 900 vocab into core!

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>>141343814
That's funny, I made the deck and I'm only 800 words in because I have bad willpower. I can only read easy eromanga and some tweets. Which is a pretty huge threshold for myself, personally, to be honest.

>>141343915
My deck is a lot newer (so it's "untested") and has no voicing. I was planning on ripping the voicing from nayr's core 5k deck (it has the same origin data, but he put a lot more work into it), but he modified some of the sentences are different. and I didn't want to deal with them.

>>141343896
I just downloaded it to take a look at it. The ordering seems to be incorrect from the looks of things. I would expect it to be sorted by either the "Frequency" or "Modified Frequency" fields, but it doesn't appear to be sorted by either. It's not sorted by similar kanji either like the "optimised" Core 2K/6K deck.

>>141343986
It should be sorted by modified frequency descending. What does it look like on your end?

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>>141343992
The modified frequency field is full of duplicates.

The deck starts at modified frequency #474, then progresses until to #9, then jumps to #478 until it reaches #93214. In short, it seems to be really fucked up.

In pic related, I set the "Sort Field" to "Modified Frequency". It was "New Index" before. I haven't repositioned or rescheduled any of the cards though.

>>141344090
Oh, frequency is going to have a lot of duplicates, yes. It's just an approximation of how many times the word will show up in a large chunk of text. Though that's strictly not true of the "modified" frequency. In any case, there's going to be shitloads of duplicates in the freq fields because that's how statistics work.

If you sort by "New Index" ascending, then "Modified Frequency" should descend.

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>>141344090
Oh wait, no, I was wrong. It actually starts at #774, then goes to #618, and THEN starts at #474.

>>141344128
The first card the deck gives me is 結構, which is frequency #481 and modified frequency #774, which doesn't seem right. Shouldn't the deck be giving me the cards with the highest frequency first? The order as it is seems totally random.

>>141344189
Is random order enabled in deck preferences? Deck options -> New Cards tab -> Order -> Show new cards in order added

>>141344206
No. Check the "Due" field in my post here: >>141344130

The "Due" field for some reason starts at 189 with the 結構 card. It ends at 5293 with 教える (frequency #290, modified frequency #478, new index #295).

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おにいちゃん

おにぎりのぐ

なにがすき？

>>141344234
Yeah, that's pretty much wrong. It looks like Anki included scheduling on my last export even though I have scheduling exporting disabled in the source code.

https://mega.nz/#!iIk0BKbY!3VAygAPWyxoD1oZmyIe8m_lNNBnuz9YkjHDl_dEho_A

おいお前らふざけんなよおい
お前日本来たらボコったるから覚悟しとけやチビ
学校ちゃんと行けや

>>141344533
放射線地震で死ね

>>141344621
は？お前ローソンに来いやカスがチューハイ飲んで待っとるからなお前

>>141344317
>https://mega.nz/#!iIk0BKbY!3VAygAPWyxoD1oZmyIe8m_lNNBnuz9YkjHDl_dEho_A
Ah, this one seems to have the correct order. Thanks.

You should probably contact the CoR maintainer and let him know to change the mega link for the deck (assuming you haven't already done so).

>>141344279
しゃけかな
ねぎ味噌も
カルビも
スキ

>>141344128
That's just laziness, though. You're supposed to delete the duplicates.

>>141345544
They're not duplicate cards.

>>141343814
>>141344317
Why are there so many particle and conjugation cards? That sort of thing really doesn't belong in a vocab deck since it's not the sort of thing you can properly understand just by learning to match it with an equivalent/similar English word (especially when English grammar works so much differently than Japanese grammar).

I guess one solution to that would be to switch those cards with matching cards from the DoJG, but that would make the deck a little jarring.

>>141345849
that's how A Frequency Dictionary of Japanese is structured senpai

you're free to make a remix deck if you want

>>141332480
>What do they mean by there is a certain 空間 that exists on reddit and imgur?
Exactly that. Like how DJT is a certain space on 4chan.
>斜め一歩前を行く
Literally to take a step forward diagonally. Figuratively, though, I don't know.

出来るか？

>>141346193
無理

>>141345929
Hmm... it might be good if someone could make a stripped-down DoJG deck containing only the grammar from the "A Frequency Dictionary of Japanese" book. You could probably get through it in about the same amount of time that Tae Kim takes and it would, assuming the frequency data is accurate, expose you to the most frequently used grammar in the language, saving you from learning a lot of obscure stuff which you may never actually encounter from the complete DoJG deck.

It shouldn't be too hard to make either since the DoJG deck already exists and it's just a matter of deleting some cards and reordering it. The only hard part would be manually matching all the cards up; going through every card in the Anonymous Core 5000 deck by hand to check which cards have an equivalent in the DoJG deck would be quite time-consuming. Someone who knows how to program could probably make a simple script to automate it though.

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oh look its more example sentences using western names in kata

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yo i thought を could only be used once per sentence
does のに form some kind of semicolon line break

>>141346495
once per clause

nominalization separate clauses

>>141346535
ah i see, thanks

If my retention is a little weak, should I cut new cards for a day or two and focus on the reviews?

>>141346988
You'll never return to doing a full set of new cards. Tough it out, soldier.

>>141346988
Do whatever you want

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I-I'll make them proud.

Any of you take J-Cat?

>>141347285
Yea, it's pretty popular here. I personally have some doubts about its accuracy, but it's a neat test all the same.

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おにいちゃんおなかすいた

すいかかってきて

>>141347285
I took it in january, will take it again in july

>>141347325
if there was some kind of test that was well accepted here, i thought i might increase this threads credibility if people could be registered and prove their skills and 'graduate' djt

but then i realized theres no way to preserve anonymity this way.. id just want some concrete numbers

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>>141347285
I'm going to do it later and see if I've improved. Quick anki sesh after a week+ long hiatus to warm up.

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What are the cards in the DoJG ordered according to? The basic cards all seem to have been deliberately arranged, though the intermediate and advanced ones appear just to be presented in alphabetical order.