>Ako confirmed piss bottle user dropped

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>>141149566
the fuck? how?
does she use funnels?

>>141149566
I bet a good portion of /a/ has tried piss bottles at least once in their lifetime.

>>141149605
Puts the mouth of the bottle directly into her pee hole.

>>141149694
I do when I'm drinking and playing online games. I tried a diaper once, but I had to stop playing and fap right after.

>>141149694
It holds a very comforting warmth.

>>141149901
>>141149938
Stop confirming my hypothesis, fuck.

>>141149605
>she

I have a fetish for girls peeing in bottles

>>141149694
I was 10 back then.

>>141149694
If you haven't, you're a fucking normalfag with no place here.

I actually pissed in a plastic container before I even visited 4chan, I was like 12 and it just made sense to me to piss in an empty large Burger King cup instead of getting up to go to the bathroom while I was playing Final Fantasy XI

>>141149694
One tine I had to pee so bad on a road trip that I used a plastic bottle because the next bathroom wasn't for a long time

>>141150493
>If you haven't, you're a fucking normalfag with no place here.
>while I was playing Final Fantasy XI

No /v/, you have no place here. Faggot.

>>141150551
LMOA

Post lewds akos

>>141149694
I literally could never do it. The thought of literally pissing in a container grosses the fuck out of me. I'd rather sprint to the toilet like a madman than have to contain my own piss right in front of me.

>inb4 normalfag

>>141149694
No, because I'm not so autistic as to forget how doorknobs work and I'm not so obese as to be daunted by the task of walking ten feet to the restroom.

>>141149694
Dude I won't even pee in a urinal. I hate the sound of it hitting a solid surface, I can't imagine trying to live off pissing into a bottle and hearing *that* noise all the time.

>>141151127
What do you piss in then? An outhouse?

>>141151143
I pee in like, the toilet-toilets. At least then it's hitting water and it sounds halfway normal

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>>141149694
God no, that's just wrong. Diapers are where it's at.

>>141151167
>not sitting to piss in a toilet
Enjoy your backsplash.

>>141151260
but I do. I just sort of push my dick backward between my legs..?

>>141151224
Diapers just seem like they'd take more work to maintain desu.

>>141151332
Jesus dude, so you're telling me you get backsplash on your ass while sitting to piss? That ain't right.

i'd let ako pee into my mouth

>>141149694
>do it on long playing sessions or when marathoning something
>have a hand cramp once
>never do it agan because of the fear of dropping it on the floor
never again, specially with laminate flooring, I think this is the name in english, shit would inflate

>>141151405
Idk I've never really noticed. I was raised by older sisters and my mum and they told me to always sit, so that's just how I learned.

Would you want a pig's piss?

>>141149694
>be NEET for 7 years
>never used a piss bottle during that time
Only used one when I was a kid while in a car.

If you never poopsocked an MMO in the 2000s you were not a credible gamer.

I don't see why Ako peed in bottles when she doesn't take the game seriously and sucks dick at it.

>>141149694
Who the fuck do this shit?

Are you some kind of normalfag? Fucking millenials I swear.

Did Cross Days ever get translated?

There is nothing weird about peeing in a bottle unless you leave it sitting for more than 10 or so hours.

I only pee in a bottle when I'm too out of it to get to the toilet. I've learned to hold it to the point that it isn't a problem when doing things with friends.

>>141149566
She says it's a joke like 30 seconds later, and she's not the type to bullshit him about it just because he took it badly.

Anyway, I don't need to pissbottle, my bathroom door is right next to my desk and the toilet is so close that I can piss with my headphones still on.

>MMO
>having any credibility as a player

>>141151965
>>141152028
First day on 4chan, lads?

>>141152028
You don't stuff your dickhead in the bottle, you fucking moron. You press your urethrae against the bottle opening and piss.

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>>141149605
a girl on omegle (who was a qt) didn't exactly use piss bottles but had a funnel made out of an empty water bottle. she called it her dick.

>>141149694
i was picking a friend up from somewhere and had no option but to piss in an empty water bottle. it was a fucking mess.

>>141149694
Yea on a road trip once.
I'm not that degenerate to do it if a toilet is within less than 10 meters away from me.

>>141149566

Can someone confirm it wasn't really piss in the LN? I REALLY want it to be piss. Not because I'm fucked in the head or anything but just seeing Ako sitting back and not even trying to warn Nishimura as he drinks her piss is pretty hot.

It's also the type of yandere that's awful realistic. Just trying to fool her love interest into imbibing parts of her.

>>141152242
boku no pico

>>141152411
Lurk forever.

>>141152242

Tomodachi wa Mahou

>>141149566
Picked the fuck up, I used to piss in bottles all the time, it's easier than getting up and going to the toilet.

Confirmed best girl.

>>141152023
>unless you leave it sitting for more than 10 or so hours.
One time I had about 15 piss bottles under my bed. Some of them had been sitting there for at least 3 months.

>>141149694
>so many people who have pissed in bottle
>meanwhile I've pissed everywhere EXCEPT a bottle

Y'all niggas need to get out the house more.

Howard Hughes used piss jars.

There's really nothing to be ashamed of and he was hitting the 10est of 10 broads.

>>141152644
>be me
>with coworkers after another one's wedding
>drive back to workplace
>it's locked and nobody has the keys
>mexibro needs to piss
>just sprays over the parking lot.

Personally most glorious piss I've ever had was at 1 a.m. at a Whataburger I'd walked several miles to on the way to an IHOP stupid drunk.

>>141152613
i don't know how many people have ever seen those plastic buckets sold at places like Home Depot for paint, but I once peed in an empty one during the summer to dump out into a ditch later while I was working the the yard, and instead of getting dumped another bucket ended up placed inside, and the piss was sealed for a good 3 years until I had to break the top bucket to get them apart.

I don't know what happened to piss over 3 years, but both me and my friend were knocked on our asses by the smell alone.

She said with such a straight face

She didn't seem the kind to have that sense of humor

The drama in this episode was fucking stupid.

>>141152242
you can google it with the information given in this thread

>>141149694
I actually lived in a very insane household where I wasn't allowed to use the house bathrooms so I had to piss in bottles and hide them under my bed growing up. Every now and then my parents would find them and beat me. If I had to take a shit I had to go to the neighbors house during the day and shit outside during night.

>>141149566
>Ako confirmed piss bottle user
picked up

>>141152899
What shithole country do you live in, North Korea? Are you even allowed to be on the internet right now?

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>>141152899
Holy shit

>>141149694
I did and I'm proud of it.

I never shat in bags though.

>>141149605
There really exists special funnels that can be affixed to a bottle for womens use (in an emergency).

I pissed in a bottle before as a gag during middle school, was scared i might over fill it

>>141149566
>Ako confirmed piss bottle user
Netoge keeps climbing the rankings with each episode.

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>>141149566
>not being dehydrated 24/7 to avoid any interruptions and slowing down guild events.

>>141149694
No, what kind of fatass retard uses a bottle when theres a toilet in the house?
I might be a shut-in but I'm not a filthy pig.

>>141152899
>I wasn't allowed to use the house bathrooms
Surely this was all just some silly misunderstanding, right?

why has no one posted lewd Ako's yet?

>>141153062
>I might be a shut-in but I'm not a filthy pig.
Schwein pls

>>141153128
Too busy discussing bodily functions.

>>141152933
Well I live in Florida

>>141152978
What if in an emergency she doesn't happen to have her piss funnel on hand?

>>141153081
There was no misunderstanding, and there were a lot of reasons why they didn't want me using them. One of the main reasons was that they "didn't want to have to wash the gay away every time I used it".

>>141149694
No, but I had a piss bag that i just put over a trash can.

>>141152931
This.

>>141149694
no piss bottles but I do have a large piles of cummy tissues and toilet paper in my room that I usually clean up once a year

>>141151606
Are you swedish?

POO IN LOO
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>>141153661
This thread is about pee, not poo. At least read the thread first before shitposting, mkay?

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>>141149694
I tried it once and got caught by my mother
luckily it was really late and I pretended to be sleep walking, she still thinks that's the case

>>141153508
kek

>>141149694
The farthest I'll go is pissing in the shower.

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>>141149694
I have cum bottles.

I've pissed in a bottle like twice, there were special circumstances as to why DUDE, otherwise I'd go to the toilet like normal.

>>141153760
Little does she know you know were fully aware of what was happening when you put it in her ass.

>>141152726
Lol we used to use those paint buckets at my old work, we'd drain oil from cars into them when our main oil drain thingy was full.

Our shop toilet became known as the "oillet" after multiple occasions where we had to dump oil buckets into it because they were all full and we needed to drain a car's engine.

On a side note, getting oil disposed the legit way is a bitch, the actual collection services are made for oil change shops where you're storing like 1000 gallons and they'll fine the fuck out of you if your oil is contaminated by coolant or other fluids. We ended up just taking a bucket at a time to various auto parts places for a few weeks.

>>141153821
>cum bottles
Why

>>141153889
Probably so he can put them in the fridge/freezer and drink them or use them for fetish purposes later, why else would he?

>>141149694

I use a piss bottle every night desu because I get up every night to pee and it's just easier to go back to sleep if I can just pee in the bottle near my bed.

>>141153821
That's fucked up dude.

>>141149694
I have, but not because I was being a gross hiki. It was when I was in the hospital and was too fucked up to even stand on my own. This was after a couple weeks with a catheter up my dick, for when I was too fucked up to even have basic bladder control.

I've got no idea why anyone would use one voluntarily. Can't properly shake at the end, can't wash your hands, and then you've got the thing sitting around full of warm piss. It's disgusting.

>>141153877
Nothing for me is worse than getting auto paints disposed of because you have to entrust a government worker to transport it, and if he fucks up and spills any of your portion you get fined.

Keep in mind this shit all goes in a 55 gallon drum, and 55 gallons of various auto paint chemicals spilled into nature is a hell of a fine.

>>141153923
That makes sense.

You're still a degenerate though.

>>141153931
>wash your hands
>after touching genitals
I only do this if I'm preparing food.

>>141153946

Whatever; pee isn't really gross.

What's really gross is people who don't shower after pooping.

>>141149566
What about a Shit bucket?

>>141153821
How long does it take one to fill up a bottle with semen?

>>141153965
That's retarded, expensive and OCD as fuck though.

>>141153985

Have fun walking around with poopy pants.

Healthy, non-fatties only poop once a day. Thin skellies go even less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5VaQ

Reminds me of this.

>>141153965
>>141153985
Showering after a shit is the greatest thing in the world when you don't have a bidet.

There is nothing better than the feel of a high water pressure hitting your ass.

>>141153821
please post the cum bottles. I NEED THIS

>>141154011
>can't stop peeing once I've started
I don't understand why more people don't do kegels. Not only can I stop peeing with ease, but it makes orgasm so much more enjoyable.

>>141153821
I used to keep my cum in a container. I was doing so I could cover my waifu in gooey goodness in one go. Would've been a better experience if I knew to store it in a cool place

>>141154103
Fuck that; feels unpleasant as fuck. No, I'm not gonna get used to it after a while either.

>>141154117
Christ, I bet it smelled awful after a few days.

>>141153937
Oh god, that must fucking suck. At least my place was lucky because of how little we dealt with in the way of fluids, we were a race shop so didn't do much in the way of routine maintenance.

You want mega suck, though, check out the rules for spilling fuel in the pit lane at Circuit of the Americas, or, god forbid, oil on the track.

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Who the fuck pisses inside? I take any opportunity to go piss outside in a bush

>>141154103

Weakens my stamina by destroying my muscles.

>>141154139
Room literally smelled like bleach for a while

>>141154235
Do you live in a portable home?

>>141154266
Nope

>>141149694
As a kid in the middle of a long travel, yes. As a NEET no since I have my own toilet in my room

>>141154120
It feels fucking wonderful.

>>141154236
In strengthens the muscles, not weakens them.

>>141149694
i overdoesed on ketamine once and went to the er and was forced to piss in bottles, also i piss in bottles when my roommate has friends over and every family meeting where i want to stay in my room after seeing everyone

>>141149694
I've never done it. One of the benefits of watching anime on a laptop is that i can keep watching while im in the bathroom, or if i need to get up for snacks, or most anything really. I feel like the concentration it would take to not spill piss everywhere makes it redundant as an easier alternative to just getting up and going to the toilet.

>>141154300

Any type of exercise weakens your muscles for ~48-72 hours.

>>141154324
/fit/ here

don't even start

>>141154235
this desu.

Pissing in the cool night air while looking at the stars is the only way to piss.

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>>141153889
Don't have to wash anything, don't have to finish over the toiley or any stupid shit like that. You just fap it, cap it and forget it.

>>141153929
Yeah probably.

>>141153979
I use 237ml bottles and fap 2-10+ times a day if I'm feeling nice, but I eventually putter out and have nothing left to blow. Either way, It takes me like 13 days to fill one, I was on a roll one week and filled one in like 9 days, I was pretty chuffed, it didn't even have the time to turn that cloudy yellow colour cum turns when you let it sit for a while.

>>141154047
Sorry anon, I clean out my bottle every Friday now in preparation for the weekend, but as I said in the reply above, it's a cloudy yellow goop with a thick pasty sediment at the bottom.

>>141154117
I've never chilled it before so I've never tried it, I want to do it with my Tae figure.

>>141154324
/ona/ here. Really don't even start.

>>141154342

>/fit/ here

How about no.

I was creating /fit/ culture by spreading the teachings of the Russian strength training literature when 4chan was a twinkle in your eye.

>>141154301
>i overdoesed on ketamine once
I've only ever come close to OD'ing on RC analogues of ketamine. From this experience I have to ask how the fuck did you manage to coordinate peeing into a bottle?

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>>141154364
>2-10+ times a day
How?

People who piss in bottles should be gassed and incinerated.

It's easily the biggest sign of being a degenerate there is.

>>141154364
Where do you keep your bottles?
I made the mistake of leaving it in my drawers during summer

>>141149694
No, just no.

I may be lazy as fuck and unemployed but even I wouldn't ever use piss bottles.

>>141154364
maybe you should take a brake bro, maybe go talk to your friends on Dolby and play video games.

There seem to be a real divide between people who will piss in a bottle, and people like >>141154450

I have to ask how many of you who would piss in a bottle have a urine fetish?

>>141149566
Wow, she's getting even more abhorrent and unlikable.

More reason for me to not pick this show up again.

>>141149694
I did piss in a large glass once since I didn't want to wake my parents. Never done it since then though.

Best place to pee are pools. Also farting in them.

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>>141149566
Do they ever fuck?

>>141154499

It's less a fetish and more that it's extremely easy to become desensitized to piss bottles.

>>141154522
They were about to but he bitched out.

>>141154531
So they will NEVER fuck. Fucking great.
Thanks, anon.

>>141154531

I wonder if Japs find that shit funny.

"Ah - my self-insert almost got laid but he was too scared! Sounds a lot like me, hahahahaha!"

I have pissed in bottles only in college, and only because my bathroom isn't connected to my actual apartment, it's across a hallway. When you wake up in the middle of the night fuck having to put clothes and shoes on.

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>>141154519
Gross, anon.

>>141154575
I know a JP that would say stuff like that. But he was fucking insane. Clingy as fuck and would ask you to hang yourself from a wire because you didn't reply his messages on the middle of the night.

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>>141154448
I fap to lots of different stuff so everything is fresh.

At peak performance when I was a total hikki-NEET on /jp/ (19-22) I recorded a total of 16, but no cum came out after like 12 times, even if I rested the meat to get it juicy again, it helped because I drank a lot and got a boner when I needed to pee for some reason.

>>141154451
I used to have drawers on my desk, I had a chiller bag hidden under some wires and paper to lock in the stink in addition to the tight cap on the bottle.

>>141154482
>Friends on Dolby
???
I'm playing Dark Souls 3, I haven't fapped to the Dancer at all. So it's a good break from fapping.

>>141154450
people who unironically use the word degenerate should be rangebanned from all online communities and bullied IRL

>>141154680
>woolies chiller bag

>>141154680
I just can't understand. Do you fap at every boner because then maybe that would make sense. I can't bring myself to jerk it unless my boner is at peak.

>>141154373
it certainly doesn't weaken them. use a different terminology, oh great one.

also, no one cares.

>>141153055

I am dehydrated 24/7. I don't even know why. I drink a lot of fluids but it's not enough.

>>141154680
It's always the aussies doing this kind of shit. Ya sick cunt.

>>141151332
I do this

>>141154732
Sounds like diabeetus to me, anon.

>>141149694
Nope.

>>141154732
diabetes

Pig best girl

>>141154791
>>141154817

It's weird, I actually got tested for it recently but they didn't notice anything wrong with my blood sugar. They had a lot of trouble getting enough blood out though.

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>>141149694
>all these normalfags hating piss bottle

>>141149566
I don't get piss bottles. It's more work bothering with a bottle than it is to just walk a few feet to the nearest bathroom.

>>141154288
>I have my own toilet in my room
Pardon?

>>141154910

If you touch the toilet to open it or flush, you have to wash your hands.

I usually pissed in bottles when I couldn't leave my room because we had guests who would ask me things about my life, e.g. how my studies were progressing when I had long dropped out and become a NEET.

>>141154945
You could just leave it open all the time and flush with your toes.

>>141154863
It might be diabetes insipidus, which is actually quite different from mellitus.

>>141154945
I have a huge dick. If I make a mess with the piss bottle, I have to wash the floor. Going to the bathroom is less hassle.

>>141154945
Maybe you should leave it open and don't flush. Saves water and energy that way.

>>141154986

Flaccid size has nothing to do with dick size.

In any case, just use a jug, like an old washed out milk carton.

>>141155012
Uncut dick could do the trick without a jug.

>>141155012
Or you could just walk to the bathroom and not have to worry about finding a jug, or emptying it out when it's full, or the smell, or the chance of spilling it.

>>141155097

desu I'm just trying to evangelize piss jugs.

Piss jugs >>>>> piss bottles.

Plus, drinking out of water bottles will just kill all of your gains by infusing your body with exogenous pseudo-estrogens.

>>141149566
I pee in a bottle in my bedroom quite often. Because leaving my room is such a bother

>>141155111

There's no smell. Piss is clean. At worst, it smells a bit pissy if you decide to soak in the fumes, but it's not wafting through the air or anything.

I sometime use a bottle if it's the middle of the night and I don't want to make a bunch of noise and possibly wake other people up, or i'm in the middle of some online game and can't afford to leave my computer that long.

>>141155148
Try your piss bottle after eating some asparagus.

>>141155173

I don't eat overly bitter vegetables like some third world pleb.

>>141155148
There definitely is a smell; you're just lucky it's contained in a bottle.

>>141154718
>>141154740
I live in lefty shithole Melbourne, what I do is normal compared to these cunts.

>>141154720
Pretty much, vivid imagination and infinite online material creates fast boners and good faps.

>their room doesn't have a bathroom in it

how fucking poor are you

ARE WE BACK

>>141154364
>2-10+ a day

holy fuck, my best was 7 in one day.

Post you piss bottle collections

>>141155266
How the fuck can you jerk it ten times in a day. The most I could do was 5-6 times.

>>141149694
I did.
Last year I lived with 4 other people in a shitty apartment where there wasn't even a room large enough to eat, there was just a foldable table in the corridor, just outside my room. The other guys were all friends with each other but I didn't like their company and usually stayed on my own, and when I had to pee while they were eating, it was just too awkward to go out (there wasn't even enough space for me to get to the bathroom when the table was open, so they had to move), and I often ended up peeing in bottles. I even shat in a box once.
I'm not proud of any of it.

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>>141149694
>tfw, peeing straight into a bottle

>not wanting to drink piss from a pure maiden like Ako

Are you gay OP?

>>141149694
Not even fucking once. Seriously? You faggots can't get up and walk a couple meters to the bathroom?

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>>141155422

>>141156013
>has never been on a roadtrip in the wild/3rd world country because he's too ugly and nobody cared about him ever
I'm sorry anon.

>>141149694
Yeah I've used piss bottles
My dad had piss bottles when I was growing up so I used that as an excuse as to not cringe at myself doing it

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This week's threads are ruined by pissfags. Thanks, literally shit tier fetishists

>>141149566
This episode's Voice Acting was on point.

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>>141155422
>I even shat in a box

>>141156281
Spot the pleb

>>141149694
I put figures I buy from j-list in mason jars and hot glue them and put them on the radiator to slowly cook.

>>141156389
He's not wrong though you degenerate filth

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>141149694
I'm lazy as shit but I still have the decency to go to the damn bathroom. It's not that hard.

>>141149694
Of course I've tried them. I didn't like having a bottle either full of piss or waiting to be filled with piss around my computer though.

>>141149694
Yep and my bathroom was next door to my room.

>>141156550
she's the best friend you'll never have

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>>141156550
I want to spend my life forever with Piggy

>>141149566
anyone who hasn't pissed in a bottle has never been on a long road trip

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>>141156944

>Rusian in an fps game
>can't into cheeki breeki
>saved by a girl gamer
cyka bylat

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>Awaiting for user input:

>>141157109
we /qst/ or /tg/ now?
don't worry DM I can handle this

I turn 360° and walk right out and close the door behind me

>>141149694
Not even once.

>>141156944
>best friend
>won't talk to me in public
Yeah I'd rather not have such a friend.

>>141149694
Well if I wake up needing to go, the cold and the lights and the stairs can get me wide awake, and then it can take three hours to fall back asleep.

>>141149694
Never.
I hate games what wants "real life time" and social stuff from me.

I prefer games what I can stop playing anytime I wish.
I don`t play clash shit exactly because of that.

>>141149566
Picked back up.

>>141149694
I have a issue where I have two or three streams of piss so I piss in a bottle to see how that works and what I can do to fix it

It is not s everyday thing at all but it happens mostly during the money and when I've drunk a lot of water

I'm sure everyone has two streamed piss before

>>141157767
During the morning* Its 5:33 am I'm not at peak yet

>>141149566
She should just use my mouth.

I need to fap now. Thanks /a/.

>>141151224
This
>Comfy as fuck
>Literally no reason to even move

>>141157767
Yeah, it usually happens after I've fapped multiple times.

>>141157767
Sure, everyone gets multiple streams, but not necessarily far enough from each other that you can't get both in the bowl.
And if so, you could just sit.

>>141149694
Everytime I watch anime and with my door closed. I don't want to lose the immersion I were in and piss bottles are convenient.

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This thread is pure gold

>>141149694
My bedroom is literally right next to the bathroom. There's no need.

>>141157991
oh I get it
because
pee is gold

>>141157991
Well that is the color of piss

>>141158041
Mine is red.

>>141158186
Go check your kidneys anon.

>>141149694
>once
anyway you're post reminded me of some guy who has like cum bottles and post his collection every year on /b/

>>141149694
I only tried once, only to see if my aim was good

It was

>>141158731
Try it with seamen next time.

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Is there any worse job than this? Teaching others how to play is very taxing and grating Especially if they're a girl

I wonder which FPS game that is most popular in japan? They in general don't play CS since very early version is it

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Do you guys have any penis inspection day piss related stories?
>13 years old, middle school
>getting ready for ED class
>suddenly surprise penis inspection
>fuck fuck fuck, it was really hot that day, so my balls might have sweated to much to the point of smelling bad
>mom beats me alot because i already have a historic of bad penis grades
>be in the middle of the line standing pantless, waiting for the ED teacher to inspect me
>realize that I REALLY need to pee
>its my turn
>ED teacher unzips my uncircumsized dick, and I can't hold off
>spray the golden shower everywhere
To this day people still call me piss related nicknames

>>141158967
CoD is very popular over there.

>>141158980
Couldn't you hold it?

>>141158898
I would take the chance and get frisky with her while teaching.

>>141158967
CS not popular in Japan on its early stages is probably because there is no Japanese language ver.

While CS was so popular even since CS 1.1 in many other countries in the rest of Asia

How long until MC realizes Ako is the purest waifu around and becomes a co-dependent neet with her?

>>141159247
Next episode.

>>141158967
PC gaming isn't a thing in Japan, at least not like it is on the West.

>>141159678
Well...Net gaming.

>>141158967
Blogshit ahead.
During highschool, a bunch of nipponese exchange students came to visit us and our nipponese class. Due to circumstances the cutest girl there discovered I was a fucking huge codfag and we sperged out over it the entire exchange period. Apparently she was even crazier about it than I was.

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>>141156944

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>>141149694
You're correct.

>>141159951
>>141158981

I'm hoping that more Nips play the legendary FPS game which is Counter Strike

>>141150546
What was wrong with the next tree?

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>>141149605

>>141160260
They seem pretty content with CoD.

>>141160260
m8, CS isn't all that much better than cawadoody.

>>141157548
Silly anon, no one talks with you anyway

>>141160292
But is fucking legend. Well if you were milenias I understand you don't have speciall attachment to CS

>>141160355
If by special attachment you mean I'm not blinded by nostalgia goggles then sure, i'll agree with you

>>141160272
Holly shit

>>141160394
It's real

http://www.amazon.com/Shewee-Extreme-Blue/dp/B00OHRF5X4/ref=pd_bxgy_468_img_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=19X6PE5R9X1D3N1T4P8Q

>>141160260
>>141160355
You could argue CoD 4 is legendary too since it molded the future FPS games for years.

>>141160453
>those testimonials

Fucking hilarious

>>141149694
Only did it once on a road trip since my parents wouldn't stop for a while.

If they were playing CS, I bet kaichou would've bought those 1000 dollar knife skins and guns just for the laugh.

>>141160913
It grinds my gears just knowing that shit like that exists, and even more so that people buy them

>>141161015
Rich people's hobby I guess.

Not that surprising considering there are hat aficionados in TF2 with backpacks worth over $30K.

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>>141149694
I used piss bottle for a medical checkup, don't know if that counts

>>141150551
To be fair, he was 12 like the majority of /v/ is today.

>>141158980
>penis inspection day
What?

Oh God does Ako sit on that fluffy cushion for hours like that?

How does she keep her straight posture? Let alone have no back problems.

>>141151224
how can anyone get off to diapers?
It's literally shit and piss drying in cloth, being smeared over your groin and ass.

>>141162740
They haven't experienced reality yet.

>>141149760
This does not sound very hygienic.

>>141162844
The whole thread is about pissing in bottles but only that post triggers you?

>>141162844
>MMO player
>caring about hygiene

>>141149694
I did.
When I had to travel 3 states in one day.

>>141156944
>friend you'll never have
You don't even need the first three words

>>141158505
I haven't seen any updates from him in a few years

>>141149694
and to answer the original question, I never have. It takes 5 seconds to get to the bathroom and on long trips I just piss at the side of the road.

>>141163804
>5s
how small is your bladder?

>>141161702
It's a shitty /a/ meme. It doesn't exist.

>>141149694
While walking out at night and there's no bathrooms in sight.

>>141149694
I've never done it and never understood why it would necessary.

I have tried pissing out of the window from the 6th floor of an apartment block in broad daylight though.

>>141165894
Just piss on a wall.

>>141149694
Well the toilet was so far away and...

>>141162740
>It's literally shit and piss drying in cloth
Are you Pamperchu? Diapers are clean as long as you don't go in them. On their own, diapers are literally just another kind of underwear. Any function or connotation beyond that is entirely optional and avoidable.

>>141166213
That's not nice.

>>141160394
It's not that crazy, frankly it seems really useful.

>>141166323
Ain't nobody going to notice if you take a whiz in some nearby bushes, esp in the middle of the night anon

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>>141149694

>>141164886
>to get to the bathroom
means to walk to the bathroom

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>Playing some brown and bloom military shooter instead of arena shooters
And they have the gall to bitch about normalfags.

>>141168326
it was a good change of place to see Ako not fucking things up for the team.

she should really be an assassin instead of healer in mmo. She's got a natural murderboner.

>>141149694


I may be sick in the head but I never think about trying this.

/v/ please leave.

Like, seriously.

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>>141168917
Make me

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>>141149694
Not a bottle but fuck getting out of the bed when it's cold as fuck.

>>141161828

Because wageslaving normie japs producer knows nothing about being a shutin, they just did basic research for the anime but its far from reality.
A fit gamer girl? hilarious jap fantasy... with fat virgin neckbeards as the target audience.

>>141165363
>a/ meme
smfh senpai

>>141169545
I'm not fat.

>>141169675
you're still a loser for watching animes whose target audience is mainly teenagers.
only idiots would enjoy the plots of current animes.

>>141149694
Can confirm. I use one frequently.

>>141158898
how did he not have a raging boner?

>>141169850
>animes

>>141151127
>not peeing in the sink

>>141157312
>turn 360°
>360

>>141168049
But does he walk to the bathroom gently?

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Pissing in a bottle is the OG 'life hack'. My dad taught me about it a long time ago and it's always been the back-up solution. He still does it to this day occasionally. There's nothing wrong with this.

+2 points for Ako, and God forbid somebody post a photo of her

>>141150055
can't unsee
>thanks

>>141151405

Just toss a few pieces of tp down there, no more splash.

>>141163025
Yes because the hole of a bottle seems to little and porobably all the pee will leak to the floor.

Her room is gonna smell awfull.

>>141170490

You can walk backwards you know.

Jarate is real.

>>141149566
>Ako confirmed piss bottle user
picked up, instant best girl

>>141149694

I've done it once while kayaking. I was in the middle of a river and I just happened to have an empty Gatorade bottle. So I just pissed in the bottle and emptied it into the river, the rinsed out the bottle.

That's the only time I've ever done this.

Funny enough, a few days later I saw my dad using a Gatorade bottle as a water bottle, with the same type that I'd pissed in, of which three had been drank. So he had a one in three chance to be pissing from what had been, for a few seconds, a piss bottle.

I told him this and he got very angry, while I laughed a lot.

>>141149694
Life is too hard to detach from, I have to take frequent breaks because my sub-conscious is telling me to do somethiing with my life.

I don't know how you faggots do it without getting bored.

>>141149694
guilty as charged

>>141173721
That's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

>>141174216
>water literally all around you
>still piss in a bottle
Autism.

>>141149694
You got me.

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There's nothing more comfy than watching anime or playing games while wearing diapers

>>141176157
frig off ricky

>diaperfags
Jesus Christ.

>>141149694
I've pissed in my cat's litter box

>>141149694
Twice,I've also tried pissing out of my window since I was too lazy.

>>141176157
Not only that but he emptied the bottle onto the river afterwards.

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>He didn't fuck Ako

I only want to drink Pig's piss.

>>141170490
How fucking new are you?

>>141149694
I've done it a few times, but only to avoid being afk in ques in games.

>>141149694
Nah. That's for fat /v/irgins.
I can walk to the toilet just fine.

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>>141177893
>sticking your dick in crazy

>>141149566
How can a female use a piss bottle?

>>141152034
>hat I can piss with my headphones still on.
I...
What?

Am I the only one with poor dick aim and have to roll up the foreskin for accuracy bonus?

>>141180726
The cord from his headphones is long enough that he can get up and go puss without unplugging them

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>>141149694
I was about to say I hadn't before I remembered the one time I did. Drank my piss out of it afterwards, too.

>>141181491
Why

>>141180637
how can a male? unless you have a small dick...

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>>141181536
I ask myself that sometimes too, anon. I'm still not entirely sure.

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>>141149694
I'll never stoop so low

>>141149694
I lived in a place for 3 years, didn't clean up my piss bottles the entire time, probably removed 150 gallons of piss the week I moved out

>>141182261
Nigga, that's like a thousand bottles just full of piss. What the hell is wrong with you?

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>>141151224
Diapers are the best

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>>141176779
Tfw you'll never find a cute girl that's into diapers

>>141182356
Yeah, it was horrible, I lived in a basement with no windows and no reason for my roommate to come down. Bathroom was two floors up, i was lazy and depressed

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Jesus Christ, you faggots are disgusting

>>141182555
What did you do about shitting and showering?
Do I even want to know?

>>141149694
better than urine splashing on my legs from a toilet.

>>141182697
Just sit down to piss, idiot.

>>141182649
I mean, i shit in the toilet upstairs as well as showered every day before work. Was just drinking a lot of soda and didn't want to go upstairs every hour and a half when I was home

>>141149694
I would never even consider it.

I do occasionally piss out of my window during the middle of the night.

>>141182744
Oh right we are talking about girls.

>>141182759
There is literally no shame in sitting down to piss as a man; only benefits.

>>141149694
I didn't "try" them. I've been forced to use them on two occasions, when it was the middle of the night and the hallways were literally full of dogshit. I'm not stepping over that.

>>141182840
Small penis?

>>141149694
Poop socks are where it's at desu

>>141149694
Didn't even have shit like this when I got my dick operated on.

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>Drink a Large Whataburger cup (44 oz.)
>Fill it back up
It was oddly satisfying

>>141149694
Nope, my bathroom is like 10 feet from my room. But I do get lazy sometimes and hold it in for a few hours longer than I should

>>141158980
Don't japs actually get their piss inspected at school?

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>>141149566
mfw shes lieing about the joke as well and does pee into bottles

it just happens to taste sweet

>>141153434
dude florida man confirmed takes shits outside.

>>141185839

If your pee tastes sweet, it's not a good thing.

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>>141149694
herewegoagain.gif

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>>141182371
>>141182490
>diaperfags.

To the camps.

>>141186530
What kind of retard uses the Yotsuba theme on a work safe board? Kill yourself retard (but not before deleting your shitty image forever).

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>>141182371
>>141182490
>diapers
/d/eviant though I may be, this is one of those things that I have never understood. Explain yourselves niggers, or I'll just have to assume you're shitposting.

>>141149694
Only peed in a bottle when I had to. Travel or whatever other circumstance.

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>>141186728
>comfiest manga in existence
>/a/ being work safe

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>>141187588
Dubs for me dubs for you
>>141186728
Try again fag

>>141185839
You got diabeetus bro...
Its supposed to taste bitter and rancid.

>>141186955
It's pretty obvious shitposting if you think about it

>>141187588
>>141187759
"Yotsuba" theme refers to the pink theme for NSFW boards. "Yotsuba B" is the blue theme that is default on /a/. Despite what you idiots may think, this is a work safe board. If you use the pink theme (which looks uglier and doesn't blend in with some /a/ images), you are retarded.