I'm gonna do it.

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>slimegirl
>desert
This won't end well.

>>141128469
When a slime girl is involved there's always a "happy ending"

>>141129033
Oh young, naive fool...

>>141128379
i hear in the desert you should drink your own pee
do you let her drink it?

>>141128379
He is gonna drink he isnt he.

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>>141130362
No, slimegirls are 99% water

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>>141130628
What is the remaining 1% made of?

You can pee into the slimegirl and restore some water back each time.

>>141131213
slime. The 1% is made out of slime.

>>141131494
>willingly let your slime children drink paint

Nigga

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>>141131543

>>141131331

Bear Grylls pls

>>141131584

but where did the extra sweater come from?

>>141131834
They're each wearing half of the original

>>141131834

she was wearing two

>>141132285
???

>>141130628
How can slimegirls have high viscosity if they're 99% water?

>>141132379

love

>>141132379
Magic slime.

>>141131834
Look closer.

>>141132379
The rest is powdered Kevlar.

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>>141132379
That 1% must be some kind of viscous substance

>>141132379
jelly