Which one of the three of us do you like the most, anon?

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>>141095159

You're all a shit. I'd rather have Misato.

Not Mari, that's for sure.

>>141095483
She's got the best body of them.

>>141095159
I'm a definitive Asukafag but fuck if I wouldn't be sweating bullets given the situation. I'd prpbably get collectively bullied. Maybe even lewdly

Hey can someone explain to me why Yui is considered a good mother? She did basically the same thing Gendo did, allowed her own selfish goals to take priority of her sons needs, and neglected him. Yet some Annons call her the only female that showed Shinji unconditional love?

She is a very smart women, she most have known how damaging it is not to have a good female roal model in your life.

So objectively in this series what has she down that paints her as a good mother? Sorry im a bit high.

I like the one with the blue hair.

Shinji.

>>141095555
Running away? Runs in the family.

>>141095159
Well Asuka, you're firey and passionate. I think if you direct that energy into more constructive pursuits you could really make something of yourself and become a great scientist, or businessperson, or officer. Sky's the limit, kiddo. That said you need to learn to get a better handle of that temper. You can be really abrasive and that drives people away before they really get to know you.

You're a good kid too, Rei. Diligent, bright, and self-disciplined. You seem distant but I can tell you're a sweet girl. You come off as really cold and you don't seem to have much drive, though. If you put yourself out there, try new things, you can find something you really love and do great things. You and Asuka could learn a lot from each other.

Mari, you're a real firecracker and you know how to have a good time no matter what you're doing. You're pretty good at just going with the flow but other times you're a total maverick - which is nice, but I think you should open up to others a bit and let them in on what you're doing. No man's an island, after all, and there's a difference between being friendly and having friendship.

But that's just the ramblings of an old man. If you really want to slum it with me for a bit, howsabout I treat you all to a movie and some ice cream?

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>>141095159
Her, but she's not on there.

>>141095295
>Misato
JUST

>>141096102
I want to be a part of that base house.

Fuck them all Maya Ibuki is best girl from Evangelion.

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>>141096234
>Fuck them all
Gladly.

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>>141096277
Same, but Maya is still the best.

>>141096410
>Same
That goes without saying, really.

>>141096479
Actually I take it back. All except Asuka, because she's a bitch, & I'll never understand the appeal. She's not even good looking.

>>141095159
So all of the evangelion girl offer to have sex with you. What would you do with each girl?

I would politely turn down Misato, because I don't want to fuck Kaiji's cumdumpster and I'm not into women who are older than 14.
Mari does not exist, so there is nothing to do here.
I would rape Asuka, possibly even analy.
But with Rei, I would make sweet and tender love.
I would also make sweet and tender love with Shinji, maybe even let him fuck me.
I'm not sure about kaworu tho, he is one creepy fucker. Maybe In a fourway with him, Shinji and Rei.

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>>141096620
Pure fantasy. I love it. Keep it goin'.

>>141096277
>fuck
Nah, I'd rather just rip all their fucking faces apart. But, hey, that's just me. Oh, expect her. She's cool.

>>141095159
i like Mari the most!

>>141095159

I was an Asuka fag since I was a teen, but Mari... she won all over with her cat eye glasses. I melt when I meet a girl wearing these, and then... her outfit is a bright pink. The war was over, she is my girl, no contest. I liked Rei when I was a child.

I really want to know why people like Asuka. Someone explain the appeal in both personality, & looks, because to me she is weak in both.

Am I the only faggot here that would tell Asuka and rei to mate press each other while Mari gives me a rim?

>>141096558
Wellyou can go die.

>>141097041
>Please explain for the millionth time for I am a newfag
No.

>>141096620
>le rape meme
Gun yourself down, edgy kid.

>>141097127
I'd rather mating press Asuka.

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>>141097170
Not even a newfag lol, I just don't like Asuka.

>>141097236
>not even a newfag lol
>lol
I believe you.

>>141097208
>I'd rather mating press Asuka.
Shinji would be more deserving.

>>141097276
Been on /a/ for six months (/mu/ for seven I don't visit any other threads) is that a newfag to you?

>>141095159
Adam - the only correct answer.

>>141097286
Eat lead, shipper. You have no idea who I am. Take it back to Evageeks.

>>141097356
Lurk more.

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No one?

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>>141095159
You are asking it in a wrong way.

>>141097408
Fine enough.

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>>141097356
I've been on /a/ for two years. I consider myself a newfag.

>>141097356
You're fucking underage too I bet

>>141097494
FUCK.

>>141097427
who's the redhead

>>141095159
Mari's swimsuit looks awful.

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>>141097592
Mana. From Girlfriend of Steel.

>>141097208
>Gun yourself down, edgy kid.

It's not about being edgy, i just want to hurt asuka for being a bitch. And going in the back door with 0 lube would do the trick.

>>141097897
You wouldn't do shit you drooling shitmongrel. I'd kill to dox all the dumb faggots like you who spout similar shit because you universally cannot back your shit up. You deserve to be thoroughly curbstomped. Fucking vermin.

Rei.

Heads up:
This:
>>141098030

is an infamous Asukafag shitposter.

>>141098152
>you can't be defensive of you're waifu
Fuck off newchild. I bet waifus are just a meme to you. Cancer.

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>>141095159
This one.

>>141098152
Thanks for the heads up that literally no one cares about or asked for. You're such an asset to the community.

>>141095159
Asuka for sure

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>>141098030
>>141098030
Wait, I need to back something up? All I'm saying is that asuka should get raped, if not by me, then by this anon >>141097236 or that anon>>141095555

>>141098705
>samefagging
Fuck off retard, you even got called out as underaged and new as fuck. Fuck off cancer. Consume cyanide.

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>>141095159
Why tomoko not in this?

>>141098705
This a great thread.

>>141098705
Do you think you're being subtle? At all?

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>>141095159
>literally posts children
Sorry, anon. I ain't falling for your games.

>>141097208
>>141097494
>>141098030
>>141098241
>>141098291
>>141098814


the butthurt is delicious

>>141097041
>because to me she is weak in both.
That's the answer really. If that's what you think you'll demean any positive traits no matter how are those explained to you. So my advice is that just ignore Asuka and keep enjoying your favourite girl.

>>141095159
Kill Asuka
Fuck Mari
Marry Rei

>>141099597

This is the only solution

>>141099597
Fuck Mari
Marry Asuka
Kill Rei she can be replaced anyway.

>>141099649
Maybe, but it's not worth damaging her over.

>>141099649
>Marry Asuka

So you basically want to be ted bundy from married with children

>>141095159
Mari. She's the only sane one of the bunch.

rebuild 4.0 when

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>>141099597>>141099634
>>141099649

>killing women

it's not possible to send you to hell fast enough

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>>141095295
>>141099014

>>141099692
She's a kickass supergenius and i'm not jealous of successful women.

>>141099722

If Kenshiro had been there, Eva would've only lasted one episode.

>>141099783

> kickass

She gets routinely humiliated, either by the Angels or by Shinji/Rei

> supergenius

she never once uses any of the 'knowledge' from her bachelors' degree, and routinely makes a fool of herself

>>141099597
Best answer there.

>>141099697
>implying she doesn't lose her mind in bed

>>141099830
>repeating yourself
Clearly you're no super genius

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Why the fuck do you care?

>>141099933

No, I'm not. Neither are you. You, however, are a cuck

>>141100152
>>>/8ch/

>>141095159
Rei is always the best choice.

>>141098814
>>141098861
Do you feel as stupid as you look? You are arguing with 2 different people. One is a that "underage samefag", and the other is me (I only made 3 rape related posts on this thread). It's kinda funny being called out by a guy who is obviously wrong. You will make a great detective, once you grow up.

>>141100469
Arguing with me too, because I wanted to know the appeal of Asuka.

>>141100469
>I-I don't samefag, I'm totally not underaged and new

>>141095532
>>141097029
>>141097170
>>141097208
>>141097276
>>141097408
>>141097494
>>141097577
>>141098030
>>141098241
>>141098291
>>141098337
>>141098814
>>141098861
>>141099583
>>141099649
>>141099783

Would the butthurt underage asukafag please go kill himself? Thank you!

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>>141095159
Tomoko call this thread shitfu thread

>>141095159
kusanagi

>>141100752
I could prove that I am not samefaging and that I am not underage. Tho I am new (only 11 months on /a/)

>>141100868
>>141100890
>the average Asuka hater
Need I say more?

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>>141095159
I don't I love Tomoko.

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>>141095245
>>141095756
>>141096620
>>141098096
>>141099597
>>141100331

Excellent taste my friends.

Rei all the way

>>141097427
I have a wall scroll of that exact image

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Rei is best girl.

>>141095159
Asuka.

>Rei the toilet
>good in any way, shape or form

>>141103525
Holy shit, this.

Rei is a fucking self-eating toilet.

>>141101631
>toilet
>girl

>all these toiletfuckers
>choosing a toilet over Asuka or even Mari

Who let the cuckshed open

>>141101004
>shinji
>fucking the toilet

This is what toiletcucks actually believe

>>141095159
OP, from left to right there's one best girl, one shitty toilet, and one pointless Mary Sue in that pic.

The choice couldn't be more obvious.

Rei is a shit character.

>>141099649
DELETE THIS

IT HURTS MY TOILET-LOVING HEART

When's 3.0+1.0? I can't wait to see Asuka break Rei's toilet ass.

>>141095159
So why isn't Misato on there?

>>141098241
>I bet waifus are just a meme to you.

Unless you're 15, which I very much bet you are, yes. Lots of us think waifus are memes.

>>141103525
>>141103682
>>141103904
>>141104000
>>141104049
>>141104218
>>141104283
>>141104394
Hm its almost like i see a samefag...not even waiting for others to post!

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>>141095159
Rei, easily. Who would chose poochy or the angry german transexual over a blue haired goddess?

>>141104974
Fuck off normalfag.

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>>141096620

>I would politely turn down Misato, because I don't want to fuck Kaiji's cumdumpster and I'm not into women who are older than 14.
>I don't want to fuck Kaiji's cumdumpster

KUYASHII

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>>141096620
I would lure ritsuko away from gendo, treating her like she deserves to be treaved.

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>>141104492

Hopefully we hear some announcements soon. Anno's just about done with the Godzilla movie, and I dunno if he has any major projects afterwards.

I wanna see Instrumentality 2.0 happen

>>141105875

Hnnng those legs, Gendo really knows how to choose them.

>>141097374
Wew lad.

>>141104049
I say he would it's Shinji, not the most exceptional in character.

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Tomoko is the best.

>>141095159

Misato.

>>141106403
sauce?

>>141095555
She's not, she planned for her kid to see her die, didn't make any provisions for his care beyond trusting Gendo, and she did it to guarantee her son would be used in weird alien war. Her motivation was still as a mother and there's no suggestion anywhere of other options for beating Seele and getting her boy any future past 14.

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>>141108687
>>

>>141105875
Eww, ritsuko. Another cumbucket.

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This is the only Evangelion girl that's actual date material as opposed to trashcan material and it's her.

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>>141096101
That character assesment was fucking spot-on and I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening you flaming, incandescent beacon of hope for discussion on /a/.

>>141095159

I don't dislike Rei, but she's not very attractive. Mari is attractive but almost completely pointless outside being Asuka's gay option. I personally like Asuka the most. She really threw the whole show for a loop when she first showed up in the original series, without her the show would have gotten stale. Her character was really important to the shows success. Also, she a cute.

>>141108687
Fargo Season 1 Episode I forget.

It's arguably better than the movie and you should watch it.

Is Rei being a toilet a new meme or something? I mean, for me she always gave me a strange feeling that I couldn't shake. "Toilet", in a wierd way is actually somewhat descriptive of that feeling. This feeling has always kept me from finding her attractive. I didn't realize she gave other people this feeling.

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>>141095159
She's a sweet qt314 who only wants to hold hands.

>>141095159
I've always found Rei to be the most attractive NGE girl.

Mari? Most pointless, zero-dimensional pathetic excuse of a 'character' I've ever seen in any anime. Just kill her already.

Rei anyway.

>>141109832
she's actually most attractive girl ever

>>141095159
>the man
>the toilet
>the filler
Misato where?

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>>141109832
What could make you think that?

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>>141110132

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Actually on review, did Yui mean to frame Gendo for her melting?

>>141098270
>>141097427
I'd fuck Shinji and Asuka

>>141110132
>the ugly alcoholic
Nooope

>>141095159
I would want to choose Rei but if Asuka was sexually assertive enough she could make me submit

>>141111656
>the ugly alcoholic
Literally the only female in the series that even knows what sex is

>>141111686
>the ugly alcoholic cumdump
better?

>>141095159
Shinji's mom

>>141095295
Why doesnt he just shave and take a bath

>>141109374
No its because her hairstyle looks like a toilet

>>141109374
What she actually reminds you of is a sterile environment like a hospital

Don't fall for the toilet meme

>>141112175
Hospitals stink of medicines. It gets up to the nose. It doesnt feel sterile at all it feels like shit and old people(i.e. shit again)

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>>141112269
>Hospitals stink of medicines

Glad to see there's some love for Misato in this thread. Doesn't surprise me though that most /a/nons fap to those annoying brats.

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>>141095159

>>141112628
>trying to shame me
Faggot.

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>you come home from a sync tests and see this waiting for you at home
What do?

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>>141116684
Ask her why she is sitting on the floor when she could use my face as a seat.

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What eva girl do you want to sniff?

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The princess.

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There is only one option.

>>141116998
You posted her. That butt is heavenly.

>>141117428
Please, don't tell me it's the watermelon.

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>>141117564
>not wanting some of Asuka's melons

>>141104049
I actually used to rub my dick on the toilet seat and sit on the toilet backwards and hump the cistern until I came on my stomach when I was a little boy.

>>141101004
Shinji! That's your mother!

>>141117593
That's not the kind of juice I expected, to be honest.

>>141095159
Asuka wants to fuck older men, so she's an impure.

Rei gets fucked by my dad, so she's an impure.

I never watched the rebuilds so Mari (?) appears to be the best option. Looks to have the biggest tits as well.

>>141119152
>men
Gun yourself down, baitshitter.

>>141119298
Nothing I said is untrue, Asuka wants to fuck Kaji, Rei gets fucked by Gendo.

>>141119331
Men is plural you oxygen-deficient shitskin.

>>141095159
>insecure annoying bitch
>literally an emotionless doll
are people actually attracted to these characters?

even though i don't know her very well, mari is clearly the only option here

>>141119664
Yeah, she wants to fuck older men in general, specifically Kaiji.

What, you think it's restricted to only one?

>>141119710
I think you're a mouthbreathing faggot who makes up shit and who should have been aborted.

>>141120308
>having a slut for a waifu

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>tfw male version of Asuka

Haven't got my trip on right now.

>>141120325
>projecting

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>>141096101

You've put some thought into this--bravo.

>>141095159
The two that are canon.

>>141120466
So you have histrionic personality disorder?

>>141122479
Oh yeah.

>>141117682
So, if your mother was that hot you would too

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Slap one, kiss one, lick one.

>>141125851
Slap Mari's ass, kiss Rei's ass and lick Asuka's ass for the rest of the day..

>>141125929
This but I'd rather the lattermost for the rest of my life.

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>there are people who like the toilet
>there are people who don't think Asuka is best girl

wew lad

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>>141109374
You were on to something anon

Misato

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>>141129624
All 3 of them are sluts but Rei is still the best

The chair.

>>141129731
But Rei is the toilet (who is also shit)

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>>141100331
As always.

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Misato

>>141126879
>>141129624
That's the dream. Right there.

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>>141095817
>>141097436
>>141098270
The only right choice

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>>141130279
For toilet enthusiasts

>>141130323
>being a cuck

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WHEN YOUR TOILET IS A SHIT

YOU MUST WHIP IT

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>I think Rei is best girl

>>141105507
A-anon-kun.... are you triggered? It's okay, sit on daddy's lap.