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How do you survive against this devastating attack?

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How do you survive against this devastating attack?
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Head pats, of course
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Hold her head at arm's length.
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>>141090179
I don't. The only thing that's left os to accept cute obliteration.
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>>141090179
>Fall to the ground
>Start crying
>let the adults scold her for hurting me

How else does a loli fight properly?
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>>141090201

JESUS CHRIST ANON, DO YOU WANT TO LOSE AN ARM?
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You hope.
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>>141090179
I'll counter with my Poi defense
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>>141090179
If you stare long enough, her hands will go clockwise.
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>>141090179
ez
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>>141090179
Kisatsu: Mating Press Internal Ejaculation
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>>141090179
Use 'that.'

This is obviously a finishing move.
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>>141090179
Hold her at arm's lenght with head pats
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>>141090360
I knew an absolute madman who tried it once and barely escaped with his life. It's like waving your arms and yelling at a bear, it might work but you're rolling the dice. Alternatively you can try giving them sweets and running while they're distracted, that's why I carry strawberry shortcakes on me at all times just in case.
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>>141090179
I'll put my 21 inch torpedo inside her to stop it.
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You don't.
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>>141090179

Use the same attack, but in reverse direction.
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>>141090617
I find the devastating creampie-lock to be more effective as a defensive measure. I myself have used it to escape from life or death situations many times, just don't ask a man to teach you how to do it.
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>>141091000
>filename
>Cock-CQC
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>>141091476
I was taught by the best.
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>>141090179
Far too easy op
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