Jojo thread

Someone post the rockman Yasuho screen cap. You know the one, I can't find it.

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Did this pose ever make it to any of the games?

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Post Jojo phone wallpapers

>>141048514
I dunno, it feels more like a spoiler than a nod. For me, once I got to Josuke, finding out who the next JoJo was always made for a fun reading experience.

It would be funny tho seeing anime only's getting baited for Jolyne daughter of Jotaro as next JoJo, only for fucking DIO-spawn to take center stage

>>141048514
She should be in a picture in the background of Jotaro's hotel room

Nothing more

>>141048621
Why did Filthy Acts change forms after being hit by ballbreaker?

>>141048824
I'm guessing because Valentine got older, his stand did too?

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>>141048514
I am legitimately sad that this was never a thing.

>>141048869
Loli Jolyne was sick with a nearly life-threatening fever around the same time Jotaro was in Morioh, with Jolyne herself complaining about him being "out of the country". Maybe in some AU she can be a daddy's girl moeblob, but there's no fucking chance here.

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>>141048514
What stand does this

Does Gappy have two separate sacks or are all four testes bouncing around in the same one?

>>141048514
I hope not. It's so self-indulgent-fanfic-level to have a physical appearance.

At most, an unaddressed small photo or a no-name mention of Jotaro having a daughter.

>>141049025
It just works

>>141048371
Someone pls

>>141049082
This is important

I just finished watching the 2012 anime (parts 1 and 2), and I have to say, that is one of the most satisfying endings to an anime I have ever seen, with the walkman and the OP playing over the credits. Just masterful direction.

>>141049082
I'M BOUNCING

WOOP WOOP

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>>141048658
Been using this for a week or 2

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>>141049090
I agree, all the antics associated with her appearing are just here being cutesy, moping about her daddy not being there for her enough and shouting that she's going to marry Josuke when she grows up. Not if I get there first, bitch.

>>141048824
The rabbit stuff seems to be armor, and it was shed off when it was hit

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Best boy is here now

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>>141049332
He is now

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>>141049100

>>141048514
I would rather have Josuke hang with Giorno for a while.

He might actually make GioGio interesting.

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>>141049100

Does anyone have the panel with Kira casually exploding that dude?

>>141049478
Holy shit nice

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>>141049332
now he is

Are tulpas a form of Schizophrenia or Multiple personality disorder?
If not, then I'll make one of Trish out of sheer loneliness that comes from dealing with other people.
I really need a JoJo gf, im going fucking crazy.

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>>141049467
not that josuke is interesting though

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>>141049818
>going fucking crazy
>planning to start imagining and talking to someone who isn't there to cope

yeah it's probably gonna go great m8

Would kira and diavolo get along?

>>141050053
No. Kira just wants a quiet life.

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I underestimated how fun these would be to make

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>>141049818
There isn't really such a thing as multiple personality disorder, anon, it's often assumed to be merely a side effect of incorrect therapy on patients with schizophrenia, severe bipolar and such where they form a second "personality" which is meant to fit the doctor's incorrect guesses.

There are few odd cases here and there which don't quite fit, but in general there isn't such a thing as "multiple personalities", just dissociation as a symptom of certain other ilnesses or as a (very unhealthy) coping mechanism.

That tulpa bullshit is waste of time at best and "do it yourself: paranoia or psychosis" kit at worst and you really should stay away from it, especially if you suffer from some mental problems already, even just depression.

I'm not a native speaker so please correct me if I got any terminology wrong.

>>141050053
Kira wouldn't get along with any of the other villains. I could see Valentine forcing or bribing him to work for him but that's more or less it.

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>>141048514
With that Jolyne wouldn't be Jolyne.
The character and events of Stone Ocean happened for a reason.

>Part 5 gets animated
>King Crimson gets name changed in official subs/dubs to Emperor Red/Monarch Maroon/insert name here
How would you feel about this?

>>141049818
Tulpas are stupid I heard you cant make tulpas designed for sex or they go evil or some shit and you cant make them a character from any piece of media because they will know and get their feelings hurt

plus tulpas can fuck up the mind if you're not careful just try lucid dreaming

>>141050329
We're already getting Deadly Queen so I wouldn't be that angry

>>141050329
>emperor crimson
ok

>>141050329
It WILL be changed.
If you don't feel indifferent to the name changes at this point I don't really know what to say. They are here to stay in any official localized media.

>>141050329
Emperor Crimson would be alright

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REMINDER

TULPAS AREN'T REAL

IF SOMEONE SAY THEY HAVE A TULPA THEY ARE LYING TO BE SPECIAL

>>141050329
I'm pretty indifferent to this.

I know what the names really are and I can hear it, so it doesn't bother me.

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Where did all these /x/ fucks discussing one of the dumbest urban legends came from? This is almost as bad as Teruposting

>>141050510
What are tulpas? I keep seeing this but I have no idea what's happening

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>>141050510
I'll just tell them I have an evil spirit possessing me and yell "ORA" as I punch them in the crotch at Mach 2.

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>>141050510
>jojo threads might have their own little horror story how someone trying to make a tulpa stand and it just fucking screams

>>141050561
I think it was two threads ago and it just sorta stuck

skub > tulpas

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>>141050561
You know that reptoids are real, right?

>>141050608
Alright listen here you little faggot

>>141050618
Shut up, Diego.

>>141050608
Teru>Skub>Tulpas>Shit>Dirt>Dire>Dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Josuke

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>>141050608
>skubfags
disgusting

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>>141050618
dinosaur people are real and rule Manhattan

>>141049446
>>141049478
Nice.

>>141050608
what the fuck is a skub

>>141048985
There's also the fact that Morioh is full of assholes mad with new-gained super powers and also has several serial killers. Why would Jotaro bring her there?

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>>141050662
wow, that guy teru is such a fucking nerd

>>141050723
Yuuya save us from this scum

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>>141050723
Atleast unless Yuuya fag i am not a cuck that let Tyrone fuck little girls

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>tfw you wan't to get a boring office job only to have a reason to dress like kira

>>141050713
It's trash

>>141050787
I don't think skull ties are acceptable in any office.

>>141050787
Don't wear ridiculously oversized suits and novelty ties, anon, come on now.

>>141050983
This autism is unbreakable

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>>141050750
got you senpai
>>141050775
at least im not the public library's favorite whore.

>>141051134
based Fungami, anybody else hoping for an extra scene with him just hanging out with the gang? I feel like he, the Superfly guy and Yukako need these the most. Maybe Mikitaka too arguably although I fear getting more Mikitaka than in the manga will exhaust the material.

>>141051134
>Highway Star
>Destructive Power: C

>Enigma
>Destructive Power: E

I think we all know who is the superior boy here.

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>>141050787
It's fine, there's another option for you.

>>141051208
There should be an OVA where we see Mikitaka's home planet and how its inhabitants worship a rolled up vegetable man with three horns that fell from space.

>>141051134
Jesus why was Yuuya so fucking based? Came back after getting his shit beat by Josuke only to end up saving him and Koichi, what a madman.

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>>141051134
>Kills innocent people
>Is let alive
Yuuya is a criminal and he needed to be stopped

>>141049818
You need to see a psychologist.

>>141051297
He was honorable, just a bit eccentric, and didn't really mean harm, I love most of the villains-turned-friends in part IV but he's easily among the best thanks to this. His design is the right mix of snazzy and ridiculous, too.

I really wish we got to see Yuuya get into the main crew more, like Rohan. He was pretty based.

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>>141050608
Too fucking far

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>>141051299
you smell that? it smells like teru poster is pissed. like super pissed. like over the top fucking pissed. Araki chose based boy to be redeemed. teru is a stepping stone.

>>141050608
SKUBFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>141050584
a pony or a jackie chan

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>All this Yuuya-Josuke cocksucking
Daily reminder that Josuke killed an inoccent Milkman, best boy and a guy just because of his fetish

Josuke is the biggest scum in the entire JoJoverse

>>141050608
Kill yourself degenerate

>>141051549
How can one man be this based? Fuck him up, bestboy

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>>141051643
Delet this

How do I achieve insane pain tolerance like every JoJo character?

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>Everyone got redeemed except the the most disgusting, evil people
>Angelo, akira, kira
>and teru

HAHAHAHAHAHA TERU FAG GET FUCKED

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>>141048514

Part of me wants to see Little Jolyne visit Morioh, but it's the same autistic part that wanted that "Alessi makes Joseph young" from the PS1 game to make it into the anime, so I can safely say that that's a bad idea.

>>141051668
Become autistic

it worked for me

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>>141049818
reminder

>>141051769
I thought Akira just went to prison then chilled the fuck out in the Rohan spinoffs.

>>141051576
Even Hazamada has more class than Teru. He got what he deserved for obeying AHF's orders.

>>141050717
Well it's not like he has to bring her here to make an appearance in the anime, just show her current whereabouts in a short segment maybe. It's like how they added those Suzie Q segments in part 3 which weren't in the manga...I think?

>>141051668
You can have it naturally. I didn't realize I have it until I had some medical procedures done with little to no medication.

>>141051668
Become a literal autist

>>141051797
Young Joseph Vs. Alessi is actually a plausible scenario.

Little Jolyne contradicts Jolyne's backstory and her daddy issues which are an important part of her character in SO.

>>141051797
This gif really needs the menacing sfx

Which JJBA boy is the best kisser? Who is the worst? Who is a complete kissless virgin?

>>141051883
The Suzi Q segments were in the manga, actually.

Maybe you're thinking of when Joseph mentions Erina to DIO, which wasn't in the manga.

>>141052105
Jonathan, Jotaro, Us.

>>141052150
Terune,Josuke, Yuuya

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>>141048824
>>141049309

>>141052105
>kissless virgin
Kakyoin
Okuyasu
Foo Fighters
Josuke if you count him as a new single person
Joshuu

>>141052256
Speedwagon, too.

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>>141052189
funny, teru is the only one to never be seen talking to a women in the manga. I guess his virgin lifestyle fits with his autistic fashion.

>>141051797
Most of the time people try do make a Jolyne in Morioh comic it ends up looking like a Yotsuba ripoff. I think it would work better with more stand based shenanigans and bizarre phenomena and less out of character cutesy bullshit.

Which character would be most nervous when getting confessed to?

>>141052299
I doubt Speedwagon never kissed or had sex before he met Jonathan.
He was a thug in his late 20's.

>>141052189
Teru doesn't know how to kiss because he exclusively sticks his dick in books in public libraries. He fears any natural human contact because of his disgusting personality.

>>141052388
He was bachelor his whole life, he only loved science, progress and Jonathan

>>141052105
>best
Gappy
Gyro

>worst
Alessi

>kissless virgin
Alessi

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>>141052105
Diego is the best, obviusly. Fungami must be in the top 3 too.

Is Dio a good kisser?

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>>141052551

>>141051883
>>141052137
The bit before the Dio fight was in the manga, the bit in the High Priestess fight was not.

>>141052105
Angelo

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What with this gay shit here?

>Chef gets a food stand
>Beauty Salon lady gets a stand that can do makeovers


Why didn't Jotaro get a sea based stand?

>>141052105
>best
Josefumi. strong, passionate, sensual, might bite your lip a lil bit too. definitely kisses with his eyes closed.

>worst
Mista. smells/tastes bad and uses too much tongue. probably kisses with his eyes open.

>kissless virgin
Emporio. spends the rest of his life suffering uncontrollable bouts of Capgras delusion, can never grow attached to anyone ever again.

>>141052829
Its Jojo, dude. What do you expect?

>people don't understand Terunosuke wasn't reformed because he willingly followed dad Kira's advice

How dense do you need to be

>>141052105
Melone. He's got a guidebook for kissing.

Who is the brojo of 5? Bruno or mista?

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>>141052829
How many of those Josephs do you have saved? For what purpose?

>>141053119
Bruno, definitely

>>141053009
>Emporio. spends the rest of his life suffering uncontrollable bouts of Capgras delusion, can never grow attached to anyone ever again.
jesus christ that's dark

>>141053119
Mista seems closer to Giorno, but Bruno is a more prominent and better developed character so I'd go with him.

The bigger question is who's the brojo of part VIII.

>>141053084
It's just a dedicated shitposter, dude.
No one actually debates Enigma didn't deserve what he got

>>141053231
Yasuho probably.

>>141053231
Joshuu. Yasuho is the Koichi of part 8, Joshuu is the Okuyasu. He'll be an enemy of Gappy for a while, then after some conflict he'll become his best bro

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>>141053231
Norisuke, and I'm not wrong.

>>141053231
kira is the brojo in part 8, yasuho could kind of serve the role but nowhere near as well as kira

>>141053231
Josefumi is the Jojo of Part 8
Kira is the Brojo

>>141053356
>He'll be an enemy of Gappy for a while
my homie we've been in JJL for 5 years now. Okuyasu was the bad guy for all of 1 month.

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>>141053029
Whaaaa~at?
>>141053176
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

BATTLE
TEN....
DEN........
CY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PHANTOM
BLOOD???????

WE'RE THE STARDUST
CRUUUUUSADERRRRRSSSSS!!!!

GO
HURRY
YOU'LL MISS THE
STEEEEEEEEL BAAAAAAALLL RUUUUUNN

BUT DON'T WORRY
THIS DIAMOND'S...
*WINK*
UN
BREAK
ABLE

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what is this guy called again?

>>141053444
wolfram wagon

>>141053374
The Jojo for part 8 is both Josefumi and Kira: Gappy you bloody retard.

>>141053119

I don't know, I can't remember Giorno having bant with anyone.

Mista best part 5 character though

>>141053356
We're around half of the story, the only significant ally who got reformed or semi-reformed so late on was Diego and he's not a brojo. Joshuu will be a Rohan/Mikitaka-like addition to the group at best if he stops being an useless asshole (which I'm actually hoping for since his stand is cool). My vote goes to Yasuho, Norisuke is the second best bet. Kyo and Joshu and maybe even the sisters are very likely to become part of the team but they're not brojo material.

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>>141053496
It's only been 5 years because it's a monthly mango, and technically Joshuu isn't even a bad guy anymore. He showed a lot more positive feelings on Gappy during Shakedown Road. It just makes sense that he'll be the brojo with how much development potential NKC has.
Is it not possible for the group to be a trio? Like Josuke, Koichi and Okuyasu, it'll be Gappy, Yasuho and Joshuu. Mark my words, he'll be Gappy's biggest ally after he comes back from the drain to fuck up Damo.

>>141052105
Kakyoin and Rubber Soul ex eaquo for best kisser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axkd5zH0bzU
Josuke4 for kissless virgin

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>>141053442

>>141053442
>End of Jojolion: I need you.

>>141053119
Bruno was definitely closer to Giorno.

>>141053528
I can see Joshuu being the main ally during future fights since his stand is the most versatile in combat (PP is all about support and Born This Way has shitload of limitations), but not a brojo. It'll be a similar situation to Jolyne, Hermes and Anansui in SO, I think, except Yasuho being more passive makes sense moreso than Hermes disappearing for half of the story

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>>141053566

>>141053496
Also, we don't really know how far into the story we are. I think we're at the part where shit will go down from here on out, but it's not too late for Joshuu to shine. I think him and Yasuho will both get equal development from here on out.

>>141052997
Because DIO's a fucking prick and took his holy diver before he even knew how to Stand

>>141053231
Yasuho of course. The only one more clear-cut and obvious was Gyro.

JoJolion as an whole is missing a group. The closest we have is Yasuho and Tsurugi and both barely interacted with Josuke after Paper Moon King's arc.

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Would you still be interested in Steel Ball Run if there were no corpse parts and it was just a race?

>>141052997
And architect gets parasite which rips of your back and nigger gets luck based one. They don't always make sense

Which JJBA guys are uncut?

>>141053839
Every.

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>>141053839

>>141053807
It would still have shenanigans with Johnny and Gyro, and it would still feature Diego and maybe even Valentine. I'd still love it, probably as much as I do now. The race portions of the part were just as interesting as the corpse portion.

>>141053789
They don't meet face to face that often but they've pretty constantly been in touch and exchanging information.

>>141053839
Probably all of them.

>>141053839
The only one that probably is cut is Avdol

>>141053262
But he did actually did nothing wrong you Josuke-fag

>>141053839
Fat Valentine and Polpo. Nearly everyone else have chiseled abs you could grind meat on.

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>>141053528
>It just makes sense that he'll be the brojo with how much development potential NKC has.

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Man, I just started watching JoJo, and I really love it. I wanted to catch up, so I skipped to the newest part. Pic related, Jotaro, is my favorite; the one who gets mad about his hair. Shining Diamond's kickass as hell. When does the steamroller guy show up and yell "KONO DIO DA"?

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>>141049818
The exercise of Tulpa's is to realize they're not real and just a figment of your imagination you retard, you're not supposed attempt weird Tibetan rituals to escape your crippling loneliness.

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>>141054141

>>141054141
I know this is bait but I had to reply because it triggers me people like this exist

>>141054141
That's not until part 9, anon, when Jonathan merges with the Achtung Baby and his stand levels up into The World Made in Heaven Act 3 Requiem

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>>141054179
AWAKEN MY MEMES

Lets say it wasn't clear that Araki was desperately trying to stave off the future in JoJo, what with the sudden discovery of multiple illegitimate children in the Joestar lineage and the straight up end of existence in part 6.

Do you think a far future JoJo could have worked? With flying cars and cyberstands?

>>141054049
Oh you...

>>141054271
>still no Mistah 4

I am continuously disappoint in you, /a/

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>stands that are pretty powerful but are never talked about
pic related

>>141053839
Why would any of them be cut? None of them are Jewish.

>>141054360
Giorno and Josuke still exist you know

>>141054360
>Lets say it wasn't clear that Araki was desperately trying to stave off the future in JoJo
parts 4, 5, and 6 all take place in the "future"

>>141054454
Yes, but not so far as to be unrecognizable as the modern age. I'm talking about a JoJo in like 2250 or some shit.

>>141054360

I'd like to see RHCP try to do shit in Phantom Blood.

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>>141052997
Its already taken

>>141054485
didn't you listen to Rohan? the best fiction is firmly grounded in reality. trying to make a distant future is just asking for failure.

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>>141052997

>Didn't get a water stand
>Literally BTFO a stand unbeatable when in the water

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>>141054647
delete this

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>>141054657
Pink Dark Boy looks like a completely insufferable comic.

>>141054701

>Unbeatable in water
>Gets beaten in water

t. Craptain Tennille

>>141054804
What's the plot of Pink Dark Boy anyway?

Are Buddy Waters subs worth the wait?

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>>141054814

Not the first time something claimed to be unbeatable quite clearly isn't.

>>141054862
A detective genius kid who lives with his grandma and got famous after killing a wanted criminal.

>>141054894
DELETE THIS
DIO CHEATED
DIRE'S TECHNIQUE IS PERFECT, IN BOTH ATTACK AND DEFENSE

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>>141054894
Could Dire's ultimate technique of perfect attack and perfect defense be Kars' perfect body?

>>141054913
A shit hair killing best boys whitout a reason

>>141050584
glorified way of saying imaginary friend.

Reminder that moaning books don't have anything interesting to say and should be left on the shelf to rot.

>>141055041
they also smell very unpleasant, a natural extension of their past filthy lifestyle; they might in fact be a serious health hazard and it'd be a good idea to just throw them into the garbage

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What did he mean by this?

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>>141054416
Joseph and jonathan are both jewish names though. so they are probably demi-kike christians.

Are Joseph and Jotaro the only Jojo's to live through more than one Part?

>>141055147
He owns Terunosuke and he read him everyday with nurture

>>141055166
Yes.

>>141055153
Joseph and Jonathan are britbongs though. Their dicks probably look like sad anteaters.

>>141055166
Jonathan, if he counts.

>>141055185
>implying Araki has such shit taste
No. He's saying books should be mistreated and poorly cared for.

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>>141054978
Which Kars?

>>141055153
Being cut outside of the middle east and a bunch of various tribes wasn't a big thing until John Kellogg thought it prevent people from jacking off, and even then it only happened in burgerland.

>>141055258
The 28th one.

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I would let Josuke to fuck me with his wet hair
goddamn he looks hot af

>>141055147
"Teru is so shit I'd break him apart to make a cool hat" or something similar

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>>141055293

>>141055310
That's clearly young Joseph wearing shit clothes

>>141055323
You know, from Mars?

Narancia reminds me of Rainbow Dash

>>141055310
Because he looks exactly like Joseph when he was young.

>>141055310
Why does he willingly make his hair so shitty when he looks so much better like that?

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>>141055382
Did you forget the manga, friend? This was explained

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>>141055258
This one

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>>141055367
Yeah I'd let Joseph fuck me too anyways

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>>141055351

I want to hold Kira's hand

>>141055112
Probably better just to throw them into one of those book burnings.

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I am extremely confused

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>>141055353
>>141055413
>>141055414

>>141055353
wew lad dont say that around here
there is more of us than you think anon :)[\spoiler]

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>>141055466

>>141055500
narancia fags are almost as bad as terufags

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>>141055520
>>141055479
>>141055421
>>141055323
>>141055258


FUCK OFF VALENTINE

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>>141055310
Post more wet Josuke.

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>>141055598

Yas hallo I'm am the terufag and I have a boner to the idea of getting papercuts on my boner

>>141055662
i hope the book gets water damaged

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>>141055632
This doesn't even look like Josuke

>>141054413
Harvest

>you are now being chased by made in heaven gay priest because the world would be better according to him
wat do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME

>>141055466
mista is using the lens of these glasses to concentrate the sun's rays into this guy's eyes, effectively burning a hole in them (think of how in part 4, a magnifying glass caused rohan's house to burn down)

narancia is so amped up on how fucking gangster this torture is that he turns on Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise" and starts busting some sweet dance moves

fugo and mista join in on the dancing because it's some real gangster shit

>>141055756
King crimson would save me, for a bit.

>>141055678
Wow, that's awful

>>141055766
Gangsta's paradise needs to be the fucking ED theme for part 5, it'd just fucking perfectly fit the end of that arc with that dance bit

>>141055756
What the hell kind of a post is this?

>>141055466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZHAgvxOIE0

>>141055766
literally all of this is completely true

>>141054413
Under Ground
20th Century Boy

>>141055466
>Turns on the radio that was destroyed

>>141049818
lol

>>141055861
Holy shit

>>141050329
Would not give a single shit because I would wait for a couple of days for somestuffs subs you fucking pleb.
Their translations are more accurate to the manga.

>>141055861
BUT THEN WHO WAS RADIO?

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>>141055783
You're awful

>>141055861
that was narancia's music player

>>141055861
The one that got destroyed was a part of the fake ship and therefore the real one was never damaged.

>>141055986
Soft Machine - How does it work?

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>>141055632

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Teru a cute! CUUUUUUUUUTEEEE!!!!!

>>141053807
Honestly I don't know. The corpse literally defined the entire part.

>>141056048
It's just a less restrictive Tubular Bells.

>>141055421
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>>141055520
>>141055661
Does this count as avatarfagging?

>>141053444
Nice trips

>>141053807
It would have still had the development of the Spin to make it interesting.

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>>141056061

>>141055756
Wouldn't do anything because am not a stand user,

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Who is cutest boy and why is it Teru?

>>141056332
Josuke

Which boy is best cuddler?

>>141056596
Joseph

>>141056626
Does he get better with age?

>>141056596
Terune of course

>>141056332
1. Josuke
2. Fungami
3. Mikitaka
4. Pesci
5. Hot Pants

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Stroheim is the real BroJo of part 2?

>>141056655
Of course

>>141056680
Who else could it be? Caesar? That's like saying Mista is the BroJo of Part 5 and not Bruno.

Welcome to the meme review
Let's go over the most recent memes from these threads
>tulpas
Pretty dumb but hopefully no one's really taking them seriously
>teru
Terrible after one thread. Legitimately ruining these threads
>dire
Pretty funny, unlike teruposting. One key is that it's in moderation, not spamming replies to every post or posting a 3-post long Pasta every thread
>confused Joseph
Not too bad now but needs to be toned back quickly or it will get out of hand

In conclusion, dire>confused Joseph>tulpas>teruposting

You're welcome kiddos

>>141056721
>He think i do it ironically
Terune is not a meme he is best boy

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>>141056332
Mikitaka is undoubtedly the purest boy in the whole series and therefor cutest of all.

>>141056721
You put more effort into this post than your sister puts into giving blowjobs to Korean businessmen

>>141056792
I don't have a sister

>>141056721
They're all shit and so is your post.

>>141056721
>horse posting
Completely forgotten about

>>141056825
You are the sister

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>>141056777
This comic is adorable but not quite as funny without the final panel which you've skipped

I'm honestly so hyped for all the Fungami, Mikitaka and Kandeaichi fanart the anime is guaranteed to bring us.

spiral staircase

>>141056825
My mistake it seems that your brother is more effeminate than all of Part 5's crew put together.

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Can giorno survives the Made In Heaven reset?

>>141056921
Everyone can.

>>141055968
Wow, that's even worse.

>>141056921
Everyone survived apart from FF and Pucci, stop believing in shit you've read on Jorge Joestar's wikia page

>>141056332
The anime has shown me that Josuke is the sexiest

>>141052105
Joshuu easily, Yasuho fucking loves it.

Josuke would be the worst if he ever got the opportunity to kiss someone lmao.

Josuke.

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>>141057143
based nut king sweeps in to smithe the heathens

How did DIO knew the words he had to say to the green baby, did he achieve enlighment for the 100 years under water?

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>>141057143

>>141056921
Anyone not killed by Pucci during the acceleration were unaffected by the reset.

>>141054862
It's JJL, Josefumi's the dark boy, Kira's the pink boy.

>>141057143
This is a trustworthy post that is definitely not to be doubted.

>>141054862
All I know is Heaven's Door looks like the MC

>>141056921
Probably. He can negate it's ability afterall.

Calling it now. Part 9 will have Punished Giorno as a protagonist. Or he'll at least be important

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhRw3Ee5-w
Battle tendency in a nutshell

>>141057143
go to bed Joshuu

>>141057431
You're too old to be posting on here Dad.

>>141057410
>Calling it now. Part 9 will have Punished Giorno as a protagonist. Or he'll at least be important
SBR universe is not Ireneverse, Diego died at the age of 21 and it's unlikely he had any children that would've survived until Jojolion, there's no Giorno in this universe, go read Jorge if you can't accept it's a new setting with nw characters

>>141056921
JORGE JOESTAR IS NOT CANON

>>141057431
Don't underestimate me.

>>141057489
Not him, maybe Araki decides to go back to the old universe and write about Giorno.

>>141056061
if only the animation team could draw noses

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>>141057431
>>141057487
Stop this.

>>141057536
When was this?

>>141057567
Born This Way fight when Josuke ran into the house

>>141057567
During the "Born This Way" battle.

>>141057567
Born this way.

>>141057523
boss, what are balls, I don't get it

>>141057489
>new setting with new characters
So does that mean it's possible for there to be a new universe Jolyne/Hermes/etc despite the fact that they died during the acceleration?

Im not trying to shitpost. Im genuinely curious

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>>141048514
>DP
>little Jolyne

>>141057489
Sorry, buddy, no proof at all on that claim.

Conversely, there's no proof against either.
The solid truth is that if Ireneverse is the SBRverse, Irene's family will never show up, because their story is over. Same for Giorno, his story is over.

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>>141057489
Why would Deigo marry the whores he slept with? He probably got plenty of women pregnant before dying. Deigo probably had as many bastard children as the original DIO did.

>>141057617
I dunno, I think I heard my ex say something like "empty your balls inside me" while I was sleeping.

>>141057489
>Diego died at the age of 21 and it's unlikely he had any children
He was the #1 Jockey. He definitely got some pussy.

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Lost my jojo folder please post Kirā Kuīn

>>141057617
WHATS A MANGA

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>>141057628
New Jolyne is Irene. In the Ireneverse. New Hermes is Hermes mk II. Also in the Ireneverse.

SBR universe's Jolyne would've been Kira's or Kyo's daughter, so there's none at the moment since Kira is dead and Kyo has no children yet.

>>141057663
I'm 99% sure there's Araki's commentary in one of JJL volumes confirming there's no connection between the old universe and SBR-verse, he specifically said it about both versions of Morioh or Josuke and Gappy I think.

>>141057628
I think you're retarded.
In Pucci's original universe, The main cast was dead, but since he died they all got brought back to a different universe (or the same, just reset again) without Pucci interfering with them, albeit with slightly different names and backgrounds but similar identities.

>>141057536
>Part 9 is about haruno and old universe giorno battling stand users while giorno teaches his counterpart how to become a gangstar

>>141057700
But wouldn't that kill her?

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>>141057410
It won't happen, but I'd love to see some mafia boss Giorno. It was great in PHF, and that position suits his stoic nature much better than the position he was in in VA.

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>>141057711
Kitty Queen! Sheer Cute Attack! No weakness!

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How come Josuke didn't just fix the phone with Crazy D?

>>141057705
He technically might've had some but they'd probably die around 1950s or 60s, since Diego was a mere mortal.

>>141057846
Its stated that is a disease not something "broken"

>>141057811
this ones too cute

>>141057846
He is a fucking asshole.

>>141057754
>I'm 99% sure there's Araki's commentary
Sorry, man, burden of proof is on you, until then it's your headcanon.

E'en so, even if you're wrong, like I said it really doesn't matter, and the old characters will never show up again.
Ever.
EVER.

>>141057846
He's a fucking idiot that's why

>>141057846
Don't ask these questions.

>>141057846
He was panicking. Also, comedic effect

>>141057846
His brain don't work so good.

>>141057846
Dosnt Araki admit that he's pretty forgetful? He probably just wasnt thinking himself, let alone Jouske.

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is this a canon ship?

>>141057993
No because one is a real person with a wife and kids and the other is a fictional character

>>141057846
LOOK AT MISTER HINDSIGHT OVER HERE.

>>141058053
Araki has kids?

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>>141057993
The only canon ship is Hot Pants x Me.