Haifuri

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Mashiro for captain.

Has anyone made their own rankings for each division in the crew?

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>>140972643
No, but I can tell you who my least favorite is.

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>>140972592
Mashiro for Kuro's love slave.

Fucking shitty ass plot twist.
DROPPED UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

Most disappointing show this season. Hoping they fix shit for the last two thirds.

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>>140973019
Reich to the rescue!

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So here's my current speculah based on the discussion of last thread:

-The hamster is just one of many possible vessels for whatever mind control parasite, magic power, or tech is being used. The one found by the Harekaze was merely a test subject that was disposed of, likely with the intent of framing the company that was branded on the box, but also possibly just a sloppy disposal revealing who is experimenting with mind control
-It's not really mind control so much as a mind meld, where the consciousness of the "controller" merges with that of the target. This causes the target to act as though it were the controller with the skills and knowledge of the target. In the case of the victim in episode 4, she acted as though she were a cornered, frightened hamster who knew how to fire a deck gun to defend itself.
-Unconfirmed, but I think that the hamster is just an example of a possible controller. I currently speculate that the instructor was controlled by something as intelligent as a human, and that firing on the Harekaze and reporting it as a mutiny was not a hamster accident.
-Also unconfirmed, I speculate that there is a limit to how many targets a controller can control at once, and see no reason to assume it's anything other than a 1:1 ratio of controllers to targets. Most of the german ship was controlled except for the defector.
-The rice cooker will break again
-Lewd swimsuits will be worn by the crew, Shiro will be too modest to wear one and receive the Kureha treatment

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A little late to the party, but what did they mean by this?

>>140973213
It means
>you're
>waifu
>a shit

>>140973195
Man who the fuck cares i just want to insert my dick into every single cast member this show has, especially the bridge personnel. Doujins when? Fatalpulse when?
>I wanted to be a blue mermaid, but what i should have realized sooner is that i was born with a womb and my only function is to recieve cocks!

>>140973010
This. Ungrateful cunt deserve to go to Davy Jone's locker.

>>140972643
Toriyaki Ippai-chan, Yuu Kobayashi and the accounting/cooking/medical/whatever else they do department are the best.
Mashiro fangirl a shit.
I think that's all.

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>>140972592

oh gods now I get why I don't like her, she is just another no-fun allowed Azuza clone, most definitely worst girl material

>>140973387
Kuro is completely right. Mashiro is the most qualified to be the captain, Misaki only appears to be a good captain because of her luck.

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Did we get anything?

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>>140973195
I also do not that think the rodent is the original source of the mind control stuff.

On a sidenote this reminds me of that episode of TNG where Worf gets possessed by the energy being, starts acting crazy and gets taken to sickbay, where it jumps to Dr Crusher.

>>140973512
In a world where a personal luck stat is a thing. You would want the luckiest person in charge wouldn't you?

>>140973213
>I
>Finland
>Black cock

Lrn 2 ICS

>>140973512
She's a shitty leader, can't inspire anyone other than her fangirl and crumbles apart as soon as shit goes slightly wrong.

>>140973668
>I
>not a sideways H
They obviously wanted to fuck.

>>140973698
Mike falls apart as soon as someone gets a hold of Moka. Shiro has a clear head and always knows what to do. They wouldn't even be in this mess if she was captain because she'd know enough not to fire a torpedo at the instructor.

>>140973195
I think it's more of a "reduced to base instincts" sort of thing.

>>140973782
I almost see that, except the way she was moving around the ship from the bridge to the gun didn't look like primitive ape movements. It looked like rodent movements.

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>>140971291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATQvtvgET8

Also
>HarU

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>>140973519
This I think?

What are the odds that nuclear powered ships will appear in this show?

>>140974175
Yuri, conspiracy, denwa, betrayal and cannons should be ticked.

>>140974175
It's missing the yuri and cannons. Do the dropped toilet paper rolls count as casualties?

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>>140974175

>>140926559

>>140971291
>edition
Fucking kill yourself back to /vg/.

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>>140973512
>>140973698
If Mashiro got over her whole "muh bad luck" shit she'd be more qualified as a captain then Mike for sure. Hopefully they'll get that shit sorted out later on. Coco a worst, the doctor needs to stop talking in proverbs, and Shima a daughteru.

>>140973762
>wouldn't even be in this mess if she was captain because she'd know enough not to fire a torpedo at the instructor.
Well that's a given, they be dead instead.

Can anyone identify why Shima got hamster'd? Was she the closest in proximity to the hamster when it happened? Was she the one who spent the most time with it? Or is there no on screen clues, leading me to think it might be random or an immune system thing?

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>>140974301
>>140974343
>>140974355

>>140974696
She literally picked it up and rubbed it on her face, what other explanation do you need?

>>140974696
It was licking her face.

>>140974676
The instructor didn't even want to kill them.

>>140974087
Would have been better if it was Red October's theme, and not something from WoWS.

Also
>Not Hunt for RED Harekaze

>>140973304
how is there so much lewd in these threads and so little in Bakuon threads

>>140974964
I don't think we have any clues indicating this to be honest. Any of those shots very well could have caused severe damage and casualties with a bit of bad luck. Even if she was aiming to miss, one mistake would have meant dozens of dead kids.It's more likely than not that she was aiming to kill.

>>140974964
Do you realize what you're trying to justify?

The instructor is straddling live rounds around the ship. The ship has even taking damage during this time. Do you think any sane captain is going to just shit there and let their ship get shot out from under their ass especially when all attempts of communication have failed? You can't use hindsight to judge Mike's or Shiro's action.

Mike took the correct course of action given circumstances of prioritizing the safety of her ship and crew by returning fire. Hell this is even written doctrine as a response in these situations.

>>140975123
Isn't every other post in Bakuon's threads some variation of 'I want to fuck Rin'?

>>140975123
I guess it's the whole idea of young girls stuck on a ship with nobody but themselves to rely upon.

Plus given the content of the recent episode in the lack of supplies...

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>>140975123
Ships are more phallic than motorcycles.

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>>140975123
It's the uniforms

>>140974710
Is the Rice Cooker secretly the antagonist?

>>140975313
Ships are literally girls though.

>>140975123
Simple. Bakuon is plastered in lewd imagery whereas Haifuri has very little.
People are much more attracted to the mystery than the actuality.

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>>140975358
Explain this, then.

I want to fuck a Zumwalt

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You'll roleplay with her right?

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>>140974087
This show is making me want to pick up World of Warships, but I know deep down it will be just as unfun as WoT and War Thunder are.

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>>140975537
Roleplaying with her would probably have too many things going on at once.

No doubt there'd be at least one conspiracy or plot by the time you're halfway done.

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>those knock knees

Why is this allowed

>>140975620
At least, WoT's skycancer isn't as cancerous as WoWs skycancer and you don't have loluronfire HE spam on WoT.

>>140973847
I imagine it's just supposed to come across as generally bestial and inhuman.

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I like when anime tells you who the trash of the series is from the Get Go.

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>>140975923
Maron is okay, though.

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>>140975923
Fuck you buddy.

Maron can literally bury her face right into Kuro's tits while standing up straight.

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>>140975923
>being this wrong

Please don't turn this into a general.
Don't turn this into another GuP.

>>140976031
Short girl / tall girl couples are the best. Kuro is missing out by pining after Shiro.

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shes cute. if this were manime she would be the one with a huge beard and a pipe.

>>140976091
Well, I guess we could take it to /ak/ if the mods step in.

>>140973195
why the rice cooker she did nothing wrong

>>140972643
Goddess tier:
Mei
Reo
Marikouji
Shima
Moeka
Wilhelmina
Machiko

Good tier:
Kouko
Megumi
Hideko
Twins

Shit tier:
Mashiro
Rin

Whatever tier:
Everyone not listed

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Fucking 10/10 older sister.

Would date and break up with Mashiro later to sleep with this beauty.

>>140976225
Yeah, let's not make it a general and instead append it onto a disgusting cancer of a general.

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>>140976246
>Shit tier:
>Rin

thats wrong though

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>>140976271
Can't wait for Shiro's other sibling to show up, if only so we can figure out whether it's a sister or a brother.

>>140975923
>Talking shit about Maron, which is in charge of the hardworking Engineering Department.
>Which is also a cute Kansai-ben honest girl.
Seriously step the fuck up.

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>>140976323

When do we go das boot and have crippling depression?

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>>140976246
>Shit tier
>Mashiro

>>140976464
Judging by the general flow of BGM, I'd say --never--

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>sleepy eyes
>fluffy blonde hair
>cool over sized jacket

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I like how in one episode Wilhelmina, a foeigner and newcomer, is already in a commanding position with respect and fear from the lower ranked girls, while Mashiro is such a beta scrb that the girls don't respect her and she can't even chastise them when they're talking shit about her.

Holy shit Mashiro just become a casualty for the show already and let your sister take over. Even someone who had only like 30 seconds total in the entire anime is better than you. Hell, even the captains of Mamiya and Arashi were more interesting and likable.

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>>140976670
She just needs someone to love and hold and nurture her.

>>140976632
Instant best girl. Hope she doesn't get sunk by Moka.

>>140976892
I would do that. Then when she's most vulnerable I would abandon her for her sister.

>>140976994
Good thing horrible people like you aren't allowed on this show.

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Mashiro, I have only ever loved one woman. Only one my entire life.

Your sister.

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>>140976396
Do NOT bully the navigator.

>>140973213
2 Xray India: "Cease your intentions and await further signals. We are altering our course to port."

The 2 is not part of the ICS, but an IJN-specific flag, and I'm not edumacated enough to know what relevance it has to the message.

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What is this expression trying to convey?

>>140977249
Her butt itches and she's wondering whether it's ok to scratch it in present company.

>>140977249
She wonders if any /a/non here is fuckable.

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>>140974710

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You wouldn't sexually assault your XO, would you?

>>140977249
>Hmmm I wonder how tastes a dick

>>140977792
I wouldn't, but I don't know about Mike, that girl's a wildcard.

>>140977792
I would hug her and squeeze her and pat her head.

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>>140976904
I just want to see more of her

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>>140976070

>>140977573
Huh, I always thought you were supposed to literally slam your mouth into that tube for it to work.

Where does all the toilet paper and poop go?

>>140978550
Into your drinking water.

>>140978550
The engines run on little girl poop.

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https://jii.moe/41yQjyAxZ.webm

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>>140978744
You tried.

>>140978877
Idea shamelessly stolen from that Rokka video.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10098203

>>140979177
Fuck off.

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Fuck, she's a major cutie.

Would date, bet she gives the best deepthroats too.

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Which haifu would you free?

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>>140979415
Holy shit that Rin in upper-right corner

>>140979531
Shima and Kouko are the best. Wilhelmina would have been good if she had proper coloured contacts in.

>>140973468
At least she is responsible and doesn't go for fun rides with the crew.

>>140977555
>>140979415
>>140979531

3D Mike looks okay.

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>>140979415
Tama a cute.

>>140974964
>The instructor didn't even want to kill them.
You might wanna rewatch episode one, and pay some good attention to the instructors dead eyes, she was clearly already being mind fucked.

>>140975414
puffy vulva

>>140979742
The instructor was deliberately missing. She didn't seem to miss the way Shima did.

>>140978744
That entire scene just reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY#t=12s

Has anyone here actually gone and watched "The hunt for Red October" because of this show?

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>>140980132
>He didn't watch it when it came out
git out

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>>140979415
>>140979531

german one has a penis, right?

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>>140980132
>not having seen it already

>>140975122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJfNa2nTxI
That's what I've found

>Red
On the first release of the poster some anon said the "Red" bit sounds silly and told me to remove it.

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>>140980180
>>140980156
Okay.... I'll go watch it this instant. Please no bully

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>>140980345
It's good, you won't regret it.

>>140980171
You mean is she concealing some cabanossi? Smuggling a submarine?

>>140980020
>The instructor was deliberately missing.
The shots were way too close for that, especially since we are talking about a ship full off students, even computer controlled cannons have a margin of error.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10107720
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107720
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107720

>>140980454
>Not including Wilhelmina
How can you not include the best candidate of them all.

>>140980451
Shiro said herself that the instructor was shooting too inaccurately and slower than she could have.

>>140974087
I'm actually kinda torn between "The hunt for Harekaze" or "The hunt for red Harekaze".
Though since the whole idea is to parody the movie, I guess the latter is the better choice

>>140980504
Come to think of it, does that mean this "brain-washing" isn't effective as, whoever came with it, thought? Or could that mean that the ones affected still has some sort of self-awareness? Then again Tama looked like she couldn't remember what she was doing at that time she went nuts.

>>140980454
>No option for captain fluffy.

>>140980638
When Tama was brainwashed she couldn't aim either.

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>>140980504
Yeah she did say her aiming was weak, but she never said anything about the instructors killer intent (or lack of). It could just as well been a side effect, that she couldn't operate the ship with 100% efficiency.

Considering they were taking evasive maneuvers and how close the shells still landed, as in pic related, I absolutely won't believe those are just warning shots.

>>140980642
>>140980494
Fucking fine, whatever.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107742
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107742
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107742

>>140980748
This one is best captain >>140976632

>>140976091
Please go away.

>>140980504
More likely it's possible to resist the mind control with WILLPOWER and FRIENDSHIP.
I'd be willing to bet that Mike gets mind controlled while trying to save Moka and overcomes it.

>>140981689
>More likely it's possible to resist the mind control with TRIBADISM.
Fixed.

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See this, what do?

>>140976632
My supply ship Captain can't be this cute!

>>140981813
If only.

>>140981813
That's how Willy and Captain Germany avoided it.

>>140981813
What are you, a Marine? Genteel sailors call it "crossing the T."

>>140981827
Stand at attention, obviously.

Is Wilhelmina into scat? All Germans are into scat, right?

>>140981841
And Moka. She was still protected by pre-voyage tribadism.

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She goes ONE fucking day without bullying and she's this smug.

>>140981827
Pull my shirt over my head, toss the TP at them, and jump off the dock screaming, "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!"

>>140981971
She has reached enlightenment.

>>140982010
smuglightenment

>>140981971
>she's this smug.
You mean comfy.

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>>140982113
Rin is for bullying.

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What is Shima trying to say? Why is she so flustered on the subject of lies?

>>140976632
I want to lick her asshole clean.

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Kind of makes me want to dump Rin as a driver-mechanic of a T-34 in the Eastern Front.

Would probably throw the track tension first chance she got.

>>140982152
That Coco raepface.

>>140979415
>>140979531
Absolutely disgusting.

>>140981914
I don't know, but she canonically uses the most toilet paper out of everyone on the ship.

She isn't satisfied with soft Japanese toilet paper.

>>140981971
She just trying to concentrate to not poop until away team bring more toilet paper supply.

>>140982758
>"Please, not now."
>"Oh no, I can feel a fart coming."
>"If everyone smells it my life will be over..."

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Never again.

>>140982942
>won't be able

Sure she'll still be able. She just won't be able to wipe her dirty shit crack clean.

>>140983026
not with disposable toilet paper, anyway

at that point you'll have to use a designated shitrag and I pity whoever is in charge of the laundry at that point

>curry night
>30 girls with no toilet paper walking around

>>140983055
I'd gladly take charge of their dirty laundry. Imagine the variety of shit and piss-stained panties you could bask in from 30 cute girls.

>>140983102
Sir, please, you aren't anime

CUTE GIRLS DON'T POOP

>>140983133
Why even live?

>>140983055
Would Kuro agree to become Shiro's designated shitrag?

>>140980722
>she never said
Someone did
"If they wanted to sink us, they would have already" (quoting from memory and away from my main computer, someone fish for the cap if you don't trust my memory) (you shouldn't)

>>140983253
Well, she is trash.

>>140973213
I think it is "Stop what ever you are doing (shooting) to the 2 ships on your port."

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The dishonour she brought upon herself and her family.

Shameful.

MCQ exams, not even once.

>>140983634
>implying multiple choice questions aren't good because sometimes you don't remember the answer but seeing it reminds you which one it is or when you don't know at all you still have a chance of guessing

>>140980370
Okay, just finished the movie a few minutes ago, yeah it was good. What I want to know now is how to link it to Haifuri

>>140983936
Why is this war criminal molesting that boy?

>>140983936
What is that thing

>>140983634
She can only cleanse her sins by accepting 5 loads of semen per day.

>>140971291
Even ignoring the rats this was a shitty episode.

>>140976343
It's obviously a boy, look at the hair.

>>140984265
It's not the only thing that was shitty, if you know what I mean.

>>140984378
I'm kind of scared this show will attract scat fetishists.

>>140983678
That shit doesn't work in our school.
If you make any wrong answers on MCQ, you'll get penalties.

They said it was to discourage guessing, and if we didn't know, we should just leave it blank.

>>140983026
Girls will rather die than have her ass dirty after shitting.

>>140984372
But it also wanted to become a Blue Mermaid. Are you telling me it's a trap?

>>140984372
>born a boy
>born into a family of seafaring women
>want to set sail on a military ship, but can't
>become a trap

>>140983936
>boy gets hurt
>she turns around to make sure he's alright, even though she will be caught
Why is Mike so motherfucking kind?

>>140984697
He could always man up and join submarines.

>>140984697
What if he joined a different school and became captain of a submarine?

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>>140984653
He can enlist as Mi-chan's slave.

>>140984737
It was her luck power, because getting 'captured' was a good thing.

>>140984737
She didn't turn around, she was running behind the other girls and the boy fell down in front of her.

>>140984650
Minami cute as fuck

>>140984372
I guess >>140981827 is a boy then too.

>>140973195
>The rice cooker will break again

The only thing need mentioning.

>>140984433
Believe me, you should've seen a previous thread

>>140985158
I'm scared right now.

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>>140982942
>>140983026
>not having a bidet on a military ship

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>>140985195
I'm more scared of what Doujins will come out of this

>>140985194
I wonder why the fuck does she have Zimbabwean Dollars? Just to fuck with somebody when asked with money?

>>140985300
She has it to buy things, in Zimbabwe

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>>140985262
Looks like it's time to acquire some new fetishes.

>>140985326
Like what? Toilet paper?

>>140985300
She got that money on a Zimbabwe trip from arming a torpedo.

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>>140985262
Not even sticking to 'girls only' tag will be safe.

>>140985343
>scat
>fetish
Literally shit tier desu.

>>140985400
It's good shit.

>>140985217
Still need to dry it up later

>>140985458
Shit is shit.

Even NTR is more acceptable that poo fetish.

>>140985343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eLgg9RF7pI


>>140985510
This, and this is coming form someone who despises NTR.

>>140985195
Don't you like the thought of cute girls shitting?

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>>140985262
>corruption
>dick growth
>futanari on female
>rape
>impregnation
>stomach deformation

>>140985633
Nahm I'm not scared of those types of Doujins, I was referring to the Scat Doujins

>>140985572
Go to bed scatanon, the odour of turds is endorsing your brain.

>>140985679
>endorsing
I don't think that's the word you want.

>>140985500
there are towels for that

>>140985633
Scat is better than any of those.

>>140985679
It's okay if they're cute girl turds, anon.

>>140984433
What about piss? Is piss okay?

>>140985731
>>140985743
Abandon ship. They're taking over.

>>140985817
People complain about yurifags but you don't know what it's like when the poofags take over.

>>140985817
Scat is something for sophisticated perverts, while stomach deformation or corruption are garbage fetishes for stupid people.

>>140985847
>IndianNavy.jpg

>>140985892
What's the relationship between liking anal and liking scat?

>>140985729
You don't need a towel, just stick your butt over an exhaust/heat vent. They've got a huge boiler so it shouldn't be hard to vent some hot air.

>>140985801
>thinking any toxic waste that our body throws out is okay

Thoose aren't rainbows anon. Stuff like this on ships will lead to serious epidemii.

>>140985847
>>140985892

Why am I supposed to choose between lesser evil?

>>140985817
All I want is to taste Shiro's embarrassment as she takes a shit and realises there's no toilet paper left for her to wipe herself with.

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>>140985731

>>140985959
It might in 3D. 2D little girl piss tastes of strawberries.

>>140985998
But in 2D girls don't pee and poo.

>>140986085
The Haifuris do. Especially Mii-chan.

>>140986211
Sounds like you pulled that info out of your ass.

>Wiener's sausage

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>>140975122
>>140980245
Whatever, here you go

>>140986267
I want to pull my dick out of a Haifuri's ass, if you know what I mean.

>[BudLightSubs] High School Fleet - 04 [720p].mkv

Is this good? my RSS decided to download this instead of HS

>>140985357
They use leaves in Zimbabwe

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Quick you nerds, what class were those DE escorting the logistics ships?

Also, should I be saying my pre-emptive RIPs for her?

>>140986562
Nice, kinda wants to make me get into collecting battleships

>>140986747
No, no, no. You gotta leave it in there, at least until they get more toilet paper. Gotta keep that sucker plugged.

>>140986790
To buy things?

Currently, HaiFury Road = Arpeggio > KanColle

>Mike hanging out with Iona or Takao when?

>>140986849
Well haifuri has actual ships with people controlling them. Those other two just seem stupid by comparison

>>140986803
>what class were those DE escorting the logistics ships?
Kagero.

>>140985300
Why the fuck would she need money on school warship cruise anyway?
Needing cash to buy toilet paper in sea mall because they are attacked by friendliest ships and can;t resupply is not something what sound likely to happen.

>>140985300
Probably just something she picked up, they're pretty worthless and you can get people using them as cheap gifts for a joke.
She could've probably used it to help wipe her ass, it might've been worth the same as normal toilet paper anyway

>>140986995
You need to be able to buy goods and services from other crew members, such as oral.

>>140986803
Why is she so perfect?

>>140986831
>you're fucking a haifuri's shit hole
>suddenly she clenches down
>you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
>you both stare at each other in horror
>she's been holding it in because of the lack of toilet paper
>she begs you not to cum inside because it'll be super hard to clean up
>you cum inside anyway

>>140987064
If I was a crew member nobody would need to pay me for oral.

>>140986803
From last ep's map they are Isokaze and Hamakaze.

>>140987164
Do you mean giving oral, or recieving oral

>>140987164
You're hired.

>>140987184
>>140986803
You mean ep.3 right? Because I remember it's Maikaze and Hamakaze

>>140987184
>Isokaze
Mind controlled.

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>>140987137
This should not be making me erect.
STOP.

>>140987226
Yes.

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>>140987255
>>140987241

>>140987164
This is why boys are relegated to submarines.

>>140987346
>implying I wouldn't be a cute girl in anime world

>>140987273
I was imagining Rin when writing that, good job anon.

Rin and Shiro would have the best embarrassed reactions. Mei would just tell you to keep going regardless.

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>>140987137

>fired upon by your allies for no reason
>declared traitors by your government
>ship infested with rodents, germans
>not allowed to poop anymore
Being haifuri is suffering.

>>140985664
>engineering, when repairs are done, need to go full as soon as possible
>captain, you can't break laws of physics, I'm doing what I can do finish repairs as fast as it is possible

>>140987623
but holding in poop is the best.
Nothing better than carrying a big fat shit log around in your rectum, feeling it knocking on heaven's door but letting it brew a little longer, until you can finally unleash it onto your unsuspecting toilet.

>>140987701
Jesus Christ.

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>>140987701

>>140987810
>>140987874
You clearly don't have a prostate, otherwise you'd understand.

>>140987918
Sorry I'm not into getting buttfucked by my own shit.
Seek help

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This isn't going well
Let just sink the thread to the depth of the ocean guys

>>140987918
But we're all little girls here.
Why would little girls have prostates?

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>>140988131
>not having a feminine penis

>>140983478
That's more or less what the two later falgs mean. Anon pointed out that the first one (IJN flag for "2") might mean "fucking do what the following banners say" (polite speach for "emphasis added"), but we're not sure because that's an IJN code, not the modern navy flag code. But the message seems to be clear.

>>140985096
Too soon, man. Too son
;_;7

>>140988189
Penises cannot be feminine.

>>140987701
Mina pls

>>140988356
They can be when they're attached to a cute girl. Anything is possible in 2D.

>>140987701
For the next few days, whenever I take a shit I'll think of the Haifuris.

>>140987701
I held my shit for 7 days once, survived by eating costive biscuits, the dry military type. I had a terrible time in the toilet after.

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>>140987241
Their pennant numbers also indicate they are Maikaze and Hamakaze.

Who the fuck invite this scatfag? Thread ruined for all eternity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD4He76Du3Y

>>140987701
>>140988471
Reminds of those MRE stories where they can literally make you shit bricks

>>140989134
Based nips. I hope there will be lewds of her too.

>>140989086
The show did. It was the show's fault for bringing up toilet paper.

>>140989086
This is why we insist 2D girls do not poop.
Because the alternative is, well, you've seen what happened here.

>>140989353
You mean toiletto peipa

>>140989464
Do 2D girls pee?

>>140989602
Where else would all the tea they drink go?

>>140989333
They are true. With MREs I swear they sit in your gut acquiring density until you finally drop a supermassive load a few days later.

So do girls really use 12.5 metres of toilet paper per day? Isn't that a bit much, even factoring in using a square or two after peeing?

>>140989796
Well, Japanese women are not adverse to wasteful behavior in the bathroom. One thing that is (or at least was before technological progress) common is that women constantly flush the toilet to mask the sound of their peeing since the sound is considered shameful.

>>140989875
>tfw you will never hear the live sounds of a cute japanese girl peeing

>>140989796
>12.5 metres
They say 12.5 centimetres, which is equivalent to one sheet. So no, it's a joke.

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Fuck, how horrifying. Having no income is truly terrifying.

I bet they don't even get a stipend being trainees and not real BMs.

>>140986955
>>140987184
>>140987241
Thanks Jim.

>>140989944
We've discussed this in so many threads now, CR fucked up. They say 12.5m, the subs wrongly said 12.5cm.

>>140990702
>12.5m
Holy shit. Why do women do with all that TP?

>>140990702
Whoops, didn't realise.
12.5m sounds like a lot, yeah. Though, it depends on how many layers this is. Where I live, 3 layer toilet paper is common, but Wilhelmina mentions that Japanese toilet paper is way too "soft", which could mean it has less than 3 layers. In this case, one would fold.

>>140990805
Toilet paper bondage play

>>140990805
They need it for their bunghole

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>>140990805

>>140990805
If my experience cleaning public restrooms is any indication:
1. Use it to line the toilets
2. Wad it up and toss it in the corner
3. Shove it into the tampon bin

>>140990896
Women are fucking disgusting when it comes to keeping toilets clean. They throw around used tampons, piss on the floor and do god awful things with toilet paper.

>>140990932
Stop ruining my virgin fantasies, anon.

>>140990896
That makes it sound like they don't need to use 12.5m. They might use that much, but not out of necessity.

>>140990827
Why is soft a bad thing? When Mina wipes her shit hole, does she not want smooth, soft toilet paper that won't irritate her butt later?

>>140989139
over 9000 hours in Quicktime
http://www9.online-convert.com/download-file/6484e89762eba4cb86fd8c1dffe1152f/converted-9af3cfbb.webm

>>140991027
It rips when you try to go for a deep scraping. There's nothing worse than accidentally penetrating your shitty anus with a finger while trying to wipe

Line-crossing ceremony fucking when?

>>140991077
Now I have an image of Mina accidentally sticking a finger in her ass while trying to wipe and cursing while staring at her shitty finger.

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>>140991228

>>140991271
Quite literally.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrwLFv6HAk

I can't wait for Captain Mike to finally get a grip of herself and give the order to sink the Musashi.

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>>140991299

>>140987623
The rice cooker is also damaged at that.

>>140991034
http://webm.land/media/vb2M.webm
If I get VERY bored, I might get a better version. Unlikely, though.

Do artists use a specific hashtag for haifuri fanart?

>>140991341
I want to watch Mina wipe herself.

Which one of you fags has a Confessor named TrySail? I know you are here.

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C-can we at least got figure of Torpedo chan?

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Kissu when?

I'm trying not to drop this shit because the characters are enjoyable.

>>140992311
Moka and Mina catfight over Mike when?

>>140992311
That scene should not have been framed that romantically.
Unless they fully intend for them to kissu at some point/

>>140992400
Moka has the hamster fever and commands three 3x46 cm guns. If she's going to fight over Mike, Mii better prepare herself.

How will Moka react to her rival in love? Mina is too alpha to back down so that fight's going to get pretty ugly.

>>140992458
Mike will end this.

>>140992291
What are the odds she owns a torpedo-shaped vibrator?

>>140992617
>>140992458
>>140992400
So much delusions.

>>140992617
Does Moka have a move that can match the shoulder throw?

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>>140992715

>>140992635
They're all torpedo-shaped, Anon.

>>140992440
Just throwing a bone to yurifags usng Mike's kindness as an excuse.

The doujins for this series just write themselves, don't they?

>>140992875
Fuck. She must masturbate so fucking much.

>>140993304
It was hard to tell at first. But now we're clearly getting lots of lewd, toilet-related doujins.

There are people in this thread who think any Haifuri is straight. Obviously, they have never been in the navy.

>>140993443
This.

I served across the street from navy and it was pretty damn bent.

>>140993443
Are you gay?

>>140993573
He's on /a/, what do you think?