Kuma Miko

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Go ahead, try to sexualize her. I dare you.

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>>140970829

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>>140970943
Are you threatening me?

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Rate dat ass.

>>140971100
peach/10

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>Huey Lewis & the News

Do the Japanese really think that music from the 80s is fashionable?

>>140971234
I'm pretty sure it's a parody.

>>140971100
The temptation is too fucking much and I can't bear with it anymore. I'm sorry /a/ but I'm going to defile Machi-chan in my mind.

>>140970829
he actually shows up next week
only briefly

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>>140971234
Are you telling me that 80s music isn't fashionable? Fuck me.

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/ss/?

>>140970943
Is this a Biri Biri?

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>>140970829
>the type of boys girls like
>not blond
Well, that sure explains a lot about my life so far.

>>140970943
http://mar.2chan.net/may/b/src/1462150398161.jpg

>>140972205
Dye your hair already, dumb blondie.

>>140971234
>Huey Lewis & the News

Is that where the song came from? That is why it is so familiar.

Which reference are they making with it?

>>140972212
What's wrong with her vag?

>>140972212
STOP, JAPAN, STOP
http://sve.2chan.net/may/b/src/1462151276689.jpg

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>>140972241
>ruining one of the nicest natural gifts you can be given
I swear to God if I ever have a daughter with natural blond hair and she dyes it I will disown her.

Tsundere bears are indeed the best.

>>140972280
>>140972212
These vaginas are so ugly. Vags that are just thin lines are so gross looking. Puffy is power.

>>140970829
Wait, I look exactly like that boy! Does that mean she likes me?

>>140972280
>STOP
At least that one is hot and fappable, unlike the flapjack mess in >>140972212

>>140970943
How old is this chick anyway

>>140971234
Is that the song from back to the future?

Post lewd pics

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>>140972696
Machi is not for sexualizing

>>140972978
Yes she is, fuck off.

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>>140972978
It's her innocence that makes her sexy.

Pic related, Machi x Hibiki Dom/Sub Yuri please.

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Fucking mint.

>>140972457
24.

Am I gay if I like futa?

>>140972205
Thats why there's the old saying "tall dark and handsome". leave the blond hair for the girls (it's a feminine feature), and dye yours at least a few shades darker. that's acceptable too.

>>140973989
Only if you want them to fuck you in the ass.

>>140971234
Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

>>140973781
She looks very good for a 24 years old cake.

>>140970829
>Machi's ideal boy
>He's the complete opposite of you
Why even live?

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Cute. Is that baby Natsu?

>>140972205
>>not blond
>Well, that sure explains a lot about my life so far.
Well yeah if you're a stinky asian who thinks blondes are delinquents or foreign. If you're blonde in a white country then you are lucky.

>>140974573
In '87, Huey released Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they SHOULD, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

>>140972978
Fuck off, she is so pure shes lewd . My dick hasn't twitched so much to an anime in ages.

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>>140973781
Is there a male version of a cake?
If so that would be me.
>tfw 25 in less than 20 days and still no major accomplishments

>>140975017
>669x666
That pic is sinful anon. Is there more?

>>140972396
faggot

>>140972978
>made for sexualizing
>not sexualizing

what is wrong with you

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Domestic violence is one hell of a drug.

Also I approve of that pun.

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>>140975017

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Even Natsu thinks Machi would make a good slut

>>140976321
Natsu thought process about her is /a/ incarnate.

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>>140976321
Goddamit Natsu

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>>140972978
Keep fighting the good fight anon.

Is the mangaka female or male?

>>140976773
https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=10416

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Oh god, adult Machi does things to me.

Abusive relationship when?

Does Natsu have human genes?

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Reminder:

>bears live up to 20-25 years
>Natsu will die by the end of the series
>Before he takes his final breath, he will remark on how Machi has grown and that it's now okay for her to leave the countryside

>>140977961
>implying she wouldn't have already left the village and do drugs and get gangbanged by city boys

>>140974627
>24
>cake
>supposed to look bad
Come on, anon. 24 years old is literally a child. Where are you live?

>>140977756
>lipstick
>dress/nightgown with bare shoulders and shoulder straps
>long hair
>deadfish eyes of abandoned woman
Bloody hell, she is perfect.

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No cutie delinquent pachinko parlour childhood friend.

Where did I go wrong in life?

I want to date Hibiki.

Why did Natsu imagine her as some whore slut in that part? It was fucked

>>140977961
Bears in captivity live up to 40 years old though t. bearmaster

>>140980569
You know he's always carrying a tablet? He read too much doujins.

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Would Machi hug me if I dress like a bear?

>>140980773
you don't deserve hugs

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>>140980773
No.

>>140980850
FORWHATPURPOSE.PNG

>>140972103
Loli /ss/ best /ss/

>>140980850
Holy Jesus, what is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

>>140981181
I can almost feel her coochie rubbing against my thigh!

>>140981556
What does "coochie" mean?

>>140981575
it mean cunny

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I just realised Machi has no friends.

;_:

>>140981755
What does "cunny" mean?
Are you making me say bad words?

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>>140981804
That's what she wanted though!

Looks like a Free boy. I'm sure he's good at swimming and would be a good rival for Makoto. He gives the same vibe.

Aw, problem, neckbeard?

>>140981804
I can be her friend. I'm not a very good friend tho.

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Never play with a delinquent's heart, it's just plain unhealthy.

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>>140982384
You better stay away from Machi then.

I went on a train up to Kaneyama the other day and at one of the stations along the way they actually had a warning about bears.

Just thought I would share that with you.

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This was way lewder than the bath scene.

>>140970829
Hey! That guy looks like me!

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Machi is an asshole. No wonder people bully her.

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>You're fucked, son.

Love this segment, fucking genius using Natsu as a disciplinary punishment.

Doesn't work on based Hibiki though.

>>140986725
This artist is shit. All girls he draws have heads like fucking bells.

>>140986948
hoo hai hoo hai hoo

Has Hibiki killed people before?

>>140987366
The only thing Hiiko has killed is her chances at getting into Yoshio's pants.

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What does this face convey?

>>140990246
Lust

>>140971005
Manato IS a best boy anon
Too bad he's dead

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>A cute miko will never rally together with you in order to take down a great evil.

I want my own miko.

>>140994467
I want my cum IN a miko

>>140994467
Nobody could guarantee that your mico would be as cute as Machi.

>>140994826
I want to cum in that anon's miko

>>140994467
Go to Japan, buy a small shrine, employ a miko. Easy.

perverts get the fuck out, machi is pure

>>140995204
Pure slut
Even the bear agrees

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>>140995204
she has perfect body for reproduction though

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>>140994826
>IN
>not ON
heresy

>>140996796
What's wrong with IN?

>>140996739
I want her to bear my children

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please don't lewd

so when does she fuck the bear

>>140999438
I can't bear to wait

>>140975625
>Is there a male version of a cake?
No, because only women get to have people flocking over and fetishizing them at every conceivable age. You're just a failure.

>>140983618
So Nasu confirmed for browsing /a/

Reminder NOT to to sexualize the underage miko.

DO NOT

>>141003014
What do I do in the case that she's already sexual?

>>141003054
pretend she's actually not

>>140984367
hey~

>Machi thinks of boys
SLUT

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>>141003014
What are you going to do about it? Throw me in a cage with a bear?

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>>141003014
>underage
implying m8

>>141005587
I'm going to call the police on you.

>>141007017
but she is the police

Other thread, ded.

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So wait are they advertising an actual chain of stores in Japan or is it a parody?

>>141008555
It's in the manga

>>140980674
How does it feel having one of the coolest job titles in the world?

>>141008555
I'm quite confused about it. Don't they need permission of the trademark owners?

At least it's not Bakuon.

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Is this girl literally retarded?

What the fuck is wrong with the audio on the funi rip?

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>>141010493
yes... but with body like this you can be retarded and still be cute

>>141010493
She still doesn't fully understand what love is about.

>>141008555
It's a parody of the clothing store chain Shimamura, which is renowned for being cheap and basically the place where your mother'd buy clothes for you. The joke here is that they're hicks and think that it's the height of fashion.

>>140971234
The 80's has never been more fashionable as it is today actually.

>>141010807
So, K-mart basically?

>captcha: store fronts

>>141010670
I was wondering the same thing

>>141010807
But they both look super cute.

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Hibiki is cute! CUTE!

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More fanservice on a middle school girl...

>>141011771
I know right, when will elementary schoolers get their time under the spotlight?

Please wait at least 4 more years before sexualizing Machi.

I would fuck this bear

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>>141012068
I don't need to sexualize Machi, she does it herself.

>>140971827
>can't bear with it anymore

Hehe

>tfw you watch Kumamiko for the pedo but it ends up being an elaborate /biz/ advertisement anime for japanese clothing brands

>>140970829
He's literally me irl.

>>140971234
They're ok.

I really just wanted this show to be a cute fish-out-of-water story with a concerned parent figure. How could they fuck that up?

>>141016532
This shit is hilarious I'm happy it's not NNB with a bear like what I thought it was going to be