Haifuri

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I'm ashamed to admit it, mates.

I would drop Mashiro for her sister should the opportunity present it.

>>140935595
Does Shiro use toilet paper than her sister?

>>140935903
*more

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He tried to warn them. If only they had listened.

Would you use your tongue if they run out of toilet paper?

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>>140936111
What if Isoroku is the reincarnation of the actual Yamamoto Isoroku?

>>140936111
Obviously, we've been over this, try coming up with something new next time.

anyone else confused with the story?
>rat infests gunner, gunner goes apeshit on the AA
>the fleet hunts the harekaze for mutiny, they damage a submarine then everybody is cool with them again because mother/sister
>training torpedo sunk the other ship in ep01
>german ship sunk, another one in distress
>they go on a toilet paper raid
I'm I just slow or is this pretty random?

>>140936350
They didn't sink the german ship only damaged it enough to slow it down. The instructor that attacked them is presumed to have scuttled her ship in order hide evidence and frame Harekaze. Mashiro's mother believes that Harakaze wasn't at fault so she tells to Blue Mermaids not to attack it. They need toilet paper because they haven't resupplied since they left and everyone was using it for other things. It's not that difficult.

>>140936350
Despite all of these aren't that logical, they are not random...

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>interesting, original premise that could hold many stories in it's own right
>too stupid to use the established plot points and fuck everything up by putting in psychic hamsters

Who the fuck is directing/writing this garbage? And I'm calling it now, the instructor was probably mind controlled too when she fired on them. God fucking dammit japan.

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She likes it rough

>>140937231
Does Germany use sandpaper instead of toilet paper?

>>140937332
Man I love her.

>>140937052
>And I'm calling it now, the instructor was probably mind controlled too when she fired on them.
Not a chance. She's the one behind it all. Her eyes weren't glowing when she attacked the Harekaze and she lied about the incident on the report.

>>140936111
I'd drink their pee and clean up for them afterwards. Now they don't even have to flush.

>>140937231
W-why is soft toilet paper a bad thing?

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>>140937455

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Be a thug, which one?

>>140937332
Man, I remember making Zimbabwe dollar jokes back in 2008.

Top girl.

>>140937487
This girl. I want to give her a rimjob after she's done pooping.

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>>140937455
>>140937487

So what do you think the 2 new girls favourite things to do are?

>>140937332
Does she carry around Rhodesian funbucks just for the opportunity to make that joke when someone asks for cash? What a girl.

>>140937455
>>140937487
If anyone's gonna die it's them.

>>140937573
No one is going to die. This is not that type of show.

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I want to drink their piss for them. They'll never have to use toilet paper again.

>>140937639
We don't know that yet.

>>140936350
They need captain and deputy-captain to unlock the main battery, the AA was probably only armament she could use by herself.

Everybody is not cool with them again, some think they are still dangerous. There is still something fishy going on, those rats needed to come from somewhere. Instructor might be related to it, she might sink the ship herself, someone could switched the torpedo for real.

Sub and german ship were just damaged.

Command lost contact with bunch of other ships, not only Musashi (rats), Musashi just managed to get message out.

They needed supplies.

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>>140937639
The rats must be removed though.

People lied to me.

I was told this was a stress-less show.

They fucking have no toilet paper.

You guys know how fucking stressful that is right?

Also shit going on in the background. What the fuck.

>>140937916
It's stressful for guys.

Girls don't poop.

>>140938011
Finally, there's yuri in this show.

>>140937819
No one is going to die. Seriously, stop trying to grimderp it. The only death we will ever see is possibly in flashbacks. If the German girl didn't die from a direct shell hit on her and a girl got a wave to push her back onto the ship, then nothing will.

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Engineering best division.

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Me too.

I hate how Akeno keeps spacing out, and the shows attempt at her being a 'good' captain is continuously ask how everyone is instead of addressing the problem.

>>140937916
They should just do like the Indians do.

>>140937747
>Implying they already not do that with each other

>>140938130
Well, judging from her comment about her test answers simply being one space off, she has the skill and knowledge already. She just needs to overcome her bad luck and lack of confidence.

http://webmshare.com/ZaWz0

http://webmshare.com/oKzgn

>>140938200
Would their piss taste different? This is important.

>>140938130
I want to execute those 2, pirate style.

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Mei wants to become "good friends" with Shima

>>140938376
Patient zero has learned to mask her bloodlust behind a genki torpedo-loving facade.

To the anon that said the red eyes is a clear indicator that it's magic, it's just a visual clue to show us who's infected, and not that their eyes are actually glowing. It is no different that anime characters having rainbow color hair.

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>>140935595
>not for munetani-mama

>>140938310
Double piss taste of course.

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"Hey look what I've found"

>>140938512
It's her suggestion for raising money surely.

>>140936047
>Daisuki
Do they have better video quality or subs than Crunchyroll? Or are you just a retard.

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>>140938650
Masturbating with Torpedoes when?

>>140936111
>>140937434
>>140937518
>>140937747
>>140938310
I knew /a/ would be like this from the second the word toilet paper was mentioned in the show, but I'm still disappointed.

So the Hamster cause mind control by being in contact with a person, so you need 30 Hamsters to control a whole ship? Or does the Hmaster just take over the captain and people don't defy her orders, I though Brownsugar said everyone on the Graff Spree was going crazy?

>>140938730
How so?

>>140938650
Why do you have to spoiler it? It's a little lewd, but she's just platonically hugging it, right?

>>140938730

>The year our lord 2012+4
>Not having a piss drinking fetish

I'm not even one of those guys that posted, but I would gladly let any of the Haifuri's urinate in my mouth and lick them clean after.

So only the ships that had cats on board managed to resist the mind-controlling hamsters? I have a vague feeling you guys called it in one of the previous threads.

>>140937332
What was up with the Euro joke?
I'm assuming some kind of Japanese pun

The show was asking for it.

Even if you're not a degenerate you'd immediately think of all the girls pissing and pooping and how they'd wipe themselves afterwards without any toilet paper.

And then they even started talking about who used the most and how much was needed for each visit. It's the show's fault completely.

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Scan when/where?

>>140938834
Yeah it was a Japanese pun, something to do with the way Brown Sugar said a term mostly used by elderly people in Japan

>>140938834
Shitty translation by CR. Or a great localization, depending on who you ask (I mean Euro is laughable after all). The girls are amused by Mii-chan's choice of pronoun to refer to herself.

>>140938507
>>140935595
Why not both?

>>140938876
>making fun of non native speakers
the ship is full of bullies

>>140938858
Superior German engineering.

anyone else holding up hopes that the hamsters are some type of bio weapon and not lolaliens?
If they were created by some organization to incite war, then I'd think that the plot would still be salvageable.

>>140938508
>>140938310
But I thought one would taste of strawberries and the other vanilla.

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If you wanna make you own, here's a template

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What's so funny about euros?

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>>140939015
>salvageable

>Abyss
Did they really have to use that name?

>>140939151
They're all laughing at 'washi' there, not 'euros'. They're laughing at her old man vernacular.

>>140939151
They're worth less than Zimbabwean Dollars

>>140939015
That's going to be the case. We know the instructor wasn't being controlled when she attacked, therefore she's definitely up to something.

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>>140938793
Only other haifuris should be drinking haifuri pee.

>>140939151
>that hairband
Does blonde Himawari visit 4chan?

>>140939260
I genuinely believe that Kuro would drink Shiro's pee if Shiro asked her to.

>>140939300
I'm glad they got some nakayoshi screentime. Kuro just might be able to make it to Shiro's bunk after all.

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>>140939114

>>140939180
Why not? People that watches Kancolle are the same people that would watch this. Not to mention due to copycats, everyone is aware Abyss(als) are the default enemy of shipgirls everywhere. Better to call them that than Unit 731 or something.

>>140938376
Murderous rage makes her so wet.

>>140939460
Not with Mina around.

One night, Kuro will knock on Shiro's door and will feel terribly cucked after hearing muffled moaning noises.

>>140938376
Doujin of them two fucking in th eonfinement room when?

>>140937332
The first time she actually funny and not just obnoxious as fuck. I hope they keep this up and drop her conspiracy theory shtick.

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More bullied Mashiro when?

>>140938938
I like you style, Tom. One by day and one by night.

>>140939198
So they didn't even bother trying to translate that.
As expected of CR.

>>140939674
Not before the doujin of dozens of mind controlled faceless men fucking the optimism out of Mike while Moka watches.

>>140939813
Maybe translator-kun wanted to laugh at countries who fell for the Euro scam.

>>140939774
I want to take Mashiro's toilet paper away from her right after she's just finished a very messy toilet visit.

>>140939151
>People pay for this

>>140939015
I couldn't care less if the enemies are evil rats, Umbrella Corp., Neuroi or whatever, as long as the show keeps being fun.

>>140935541
The rodents are mind controlling lil girls to do indecent things with ships.

>>140937264
Well yes, obviously we need to.
Did you think we were joking when we talked about being hard like krupp steel.

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Does her butt not hurt?

>>140939606
That's not how it goes, anon.
Kuro creeps in, Shiro gives in, Mi-chan wakes up, joins in.

>>140940326
The rats chewed through all the toilet paper.

How else could 250 rolls be finished by 30 girls in a matter of days?

>>140940423
>How could 250 rolls be finished by 30 girls in a matter of days?
That's probably the most realistic thing in the whole show.

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Best girls

>>140940418
This guy gets it.

>>140940484
Explosion buddies!

>>140940423
Two weeks actually.
Also 12.5cm really?
An average 4 headed family uses like a roll or two per day.
this means 6.5*14+n
with n being usage for other shit as an unknown factor

>>140940531
For the 600th fucking time, CR fucked up, it's meters not centimeters.

>>140940531
>4 headed family
That sounds horrifying.

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You will never approach Mashiro with the intention of assault and revel in her fear.

;_;

>>140940472
>>140940531
Maybe I grew up being really conservative with toilet paper use. When I lived at home we took several days at least to go through a roll.

Now by myself it takes ages before I finish one. Rolls are massive, how much paper do you need to wipe your ass after a shit?

>>140940698
Well there is the Doujins to look forward to

>>140939681
>actually funny and not just obnoxious as fuck.
Always skip over whenever she go into chu2 mode.

The only good thing about her is her cute little ass bag.

>>140940756
I only liked the one where she voiced Mike's thoughts about wanting to save the Musashi.

>>140940484
Best taste

>>140940554
That's pretty much though. Considering there's around 27-30m on a roll and you don't have to shit everyday, that means the girls used almost a whole roll per day.

>>140940701
I had a rather large dump yesterday, so I decided to do some math. I ended up using 210cms before it stopped getting shitty.

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>>140935541
With no toilet paper on the ship, will the Admiral become the official butt cleaner?

>>140940823
Anon, this is why you should have shits before you shower.

Did Crunchyroll fix their errors yet?

I know some of you cancerfags have a CR membership.

>>140940846
I want to be Irizaki-san's official butt cleaner.

I'll lick her clean after she finishes unloading her torpedoes into the toilet bowl.

>>140940909
How does her dirty butt taste like?

>>140940808
> the girls used almost a whole roll per day.
Must be all the curry they served in the galley.

>>140940756
>chu2
I don't think you understand what that means

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I don't like to think about cute girls pooping.

>>140940964
Like shit. It's an asshole, after all.

But you're supposed to bask in the stuffy, shitty taste anyway because it's Irizaki-san's dirty butt. It's because it's hers that it's okay.

>>140941054
Well, they gotta shit sometime.

>>140940808
27 m - it`s standart 2-ply roll in Europe
1 ply got 54 meters and 4 ply - 12-14

papermaker-anon

Girls use an obscene amount of toilet paper. Most realistic anime plot element in years.

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She's fucking mint.

Runs through the family I see.

That aside, despite reporting to her superiors they still want to lock up the entire crew on return. I'm guessing the maritime bureau is behind the false flag and want to remove the Blue Mermaid's power.

That's the obvious conclusion even from episode two, I hope it's more elaborate than that.

>>140941107
Explain further.

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>>140941054
I prefer pee myself, a lot more elegant.

>>140941054
It's an acquired taste

>>140941054
Read a Yami ni Ugomeku doujin.

>>140941137
What does Haruna's piss taste like?

>>140941132
>I'm guessing the maritime bureau is behind the false flag and want to remove the Blue Mermaid's power.
More like quarantine. They don't want the hamsters to leave the ship.

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Ok i may accept this weird plot twist if someone explained how a hamster got in a submarine operated by boys.

>>140941054
I agree.
i have two sisters and i never wanted to go on the toilet after them. So i don't want to be remembered about that shit

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>All this talk about 'cleaning up' the Hai-Furi girls arses after pooping

>>140941136
Well, they don't just use it to clean their assholes.

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>>140935541
G-guys what if the mind control rat is a red herring? what if the prepetrator was the instructor all along?

>in the first episode the instructor eyes unlike tama was not red, it show that she's not being mind controlled
>Can still communicate like usual with her subordinate
>Calmly declare harekaze mutiny via message to HQ
>in episode 4 the mind control rats is appear to be confined in a box for dangerous object
>it's not a coincidence that several ships goes missing in a short time, probably because mind control rats are being unleashed to those ships
>harekaze and the other two ships have a cats on their ships, so they're safe from the rats

W-what if the mind control rat is created by her to take control of blue marine organization? harekaze declared mutiny is to divert the attention while she can brainwash more people with the mindcontrol rat?

>>140941179
It tastes alright.

>>140941136
Girls use toilet paper to wipe when they pee, and let's not even get started on what happens during their period.

>>140941197
He said cute girls, not 3DPD

>>140941189
They didn't.
The submarine was operating under the assumption that the Harekaze actually went rogue and was trailing it. Then the Harekaze had the idea to try to use active sonar causing the sub to panic and return fire.

>>140941199

See >>140938844

>>140941189
We don't know if rats are the only vector.

>>140941054
http://nhentai.net/g/161528/

I'm so sorry.

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>you will never be the only male janitor of the Harekaze
>you will never have to lick the girls clean after they run out of toilet papers
>you will never be raped and be a penis dump for the girls

>>140941336
What's a penis dump?

>>140938844
When will Pixiv react?

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>>140941307
I love this doujin

>>140941227
>not wiping your dickhole after you pee

>>140941221
It's possible the rodents have been experimented on to replicate the powers present in a certain human.

Copy from 2ch about spec of the main armament change
　3年式12.7cm砲→98式10cm砲（通称「長10cm」)
　初速：910m/s→1,000m/s
　弾量：23kg→13kg
　発射速度：10発/分→19発/分
　最大射程：18.400m→19.500m
　砲塔旋回速度：4度/秒→12度/秒
　俯仰速度：6度/秒→16度/秒
　装薬；薬嚢式→薬莢式

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>>140941054
Too bad.

>>140941189
>sonar contact, captain!
>what? surface is clear, is it another sub?
>no the signal is too close to the surface, and i must say, i've never heard anything like it in my 10-year career, you might want to hear it yourself
>oh god it sounds like a thousand chirping imps trapped in living hell. I'll go look at the surface again, give me the bearing
>it's 32
>yep, there's nothing there
>no wait
>it's like
>a corner of a crate
>damn it must be huge
>okay, we're surfacing, bring us closer

>>140941189
They didn't. Submarine boys were just stalking the girls. Then they became dumb asses when they realized the girls noticed them.

>>140941189
WW2 era submarines are less underwater boats and more ships that can dive underwater if needed. They spend a lot of the time above surface.

>>140941561
Has 2ch said anything lewd about toilet paper?

>>140941561
Link to the thread?

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threadly reminder that mei is the best girl and the broest character in the show

>>140941189
They rescued it from a Swedish helicopter of course that wanted to blow it the fuck up.

When do the girls shit?

>>140941561
Wait, the Type 3 shells weren't cartridges? They were separate shell/powder bags? Is that what 薬嚢式→薬莢式 means?

>>140941189
Or maybe, just maybe, the submarine was not infected and they were simply carrying out their orders to take out a ship that has gone rogue.

>>140941595
>>140941620
Or it might have been put on the sub and selected ships beforehand. Harekaze was fishing for boxes in order to get supplies, but thinking half of the fleet was just picking random trash from sea which hapenned to be box with mind controling rodent is silly too.

>>140941822
If that were the case they would still order them to surrender.
I mean they basically had them by the balls.

>>140941912
>Wanting a submarine to break their stealth to talk to the an enemy
I'm not saying you're a moron, but you're goddamn moron.

>>140941759
When they feel like shitting.

>>140941912
They could do that to an unarmed merchantman, but no sub is going to surface to demand surrender from a warship that is equipped to find and kill subs.

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>>140941825
>hamster in mail order company box
>capitalist entity infecting warships with wrongthink
>Abyss
>abyss between nations
>nationalism
>Half Star of David as symbol
Sasuga Japan

>>140941957
>Having the enemy cornered
>Being able to sink them anytime
>Not giving them the chance to surrender and not kill everyone

I may be a goddam moron but at least i don't slaughter people unecessary.

>>140942085
>Half Star of David as symbol
Just a mirrored Lokheed-Martin emblem

>>140942095
I don't think the sub knew that they were out of depth charges
When they started hitting the sub with sonar, the sub probably took it as an attack

>>140942163
>i don't think the sub didn't knew

That's the only reason they would attack rationally.
But even then that would be retarded. I mean the sub could just request a list of what was brought on board the Harukaze. If that was not already distributed to every ship near the vicinity.

>>140940401
What the fuck was this scene? Did the ocean just spit her back? And who the fuck just judo throws someone on the ocean like that?

>>140942133
>Lokheed-Martin is controlled by jews
/pol/ was right.

>>140942245
Don't blame Mina, she escaped a ship where literally the entire crew was acting like that.

>>140942095
Dude, destroyers are like cats where submarines are like mice. The sub would, under normal conditions, get fucked hard if it tried to make a destroyer surrender.

>>140942095
>Willing to give up their stealth to a ship that had the capability to destroy them in one hit
>Willing to sacrifice the lives of every person aboard the submarine because of 'muh morals'
>Even considering mercy to a traitorous ship and a crew that has fired upon and sunk one of their own
Yeah, I'm guessing you're one of those idiots the believed the US shouldn't have dropped a nuke on Japan.

>>140942241
The Harekaze however had a store of depth charges that were lost in the battle against Admiral Spee when she was hit on the aft deck.

>>140942095
The Harekaze was reported to have sunk a ship. At this point in the game, they are simply enemy combatants. In what submarine doctrine do you go calling out for a surrender against enemy combatants? It's like Apache pilots against people. Apache pilot's are actually not allowed to accept surrenders by doctrine. You try to surrender to them and all you do is get yourself shot.

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Nice try, Vivid.

>>140942241
And yet in the end, they still got hit with a depth charge, so clearly, they were right to not reveal themselves to the enemy.

>>140942355
Well it's better than loleuros.

>>140942355
From what I've gathered about the original joke, this is much closer than "euros".

>>140942241
>be student in school training sub
>latest news is some crazy bitches sank instructor ship and mutinied
>notice ship
>it's the crazy bitches
>they are hitting you with sonar

You can't really expect them realize it's morse code given the situation.

>>140942245
It has happened before. Someone had linked an article to a bbc article in the previous thread that specially had the same thing happened to a person. He got knocked off the boat before a wave launched him back onto the boat again.

>>140942480
But it's not as funny.

>>140942311
Tell that to the IJN. US submarines made their destroyers their little bitches in WW2.

>>140942627
Because people gave up trying to makes ships surrender with subs after Germany tried it a few times at the beginning of WWI. Now you just sink the fuck out of them, or at least don't surface near them.

>>140942133
Oh shit

>>140942584
>>>/pol/

>>140942627
Yet did US subs ever try to make one surrender? No, they just launched torpedoes to sink the fuck out of the DDs.

>>140942627
Pretty much this. One on one, submarines win against destroyers most of the time. ASW is usually done in packs as submarines has too many places to hide and was made to take out the enemy when they least expect it. However, with that being said, the destroyers do carry weapon designed to destroy submarines so the submarine can't just indiscriminately fire at everything. If they use proper planning and tactics, other than incredible luck, there's not much a single destroyer can do to the submarine.

>>140942720
btw during WWII Germans often surfaced near damaget ship. To help victims at beginnin of war and to shoot all still alive people near the end

>>140942355
>TL note: She's using old fashioned version of "I"

>>140942584
>liking memesubs

>>140942802
>there's not much a single destroyer can do to the submarine.
And then ASDIC and counter-sub torpedoes was invented

>>140942818
A TL note would really have been best here.

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>the Captain leaving the ship to do the shopping

She endangered her ship by going on the away mission.

>>140942826
Hey, I got a laugh at the E.U.'s expense rather than a shrug at the actual joke.

>>140941675
http://shiba.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/anime/1462100343/

>>140942883
Fuck up Picard, you did it constantly.

>>140942857
No, even now, there's not a damn thing anyone can do to subs. Subs are the undisputed kings of the ocean. Anyone that tries to claim otherwise has zero idea just how utterly OP subs really are.

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Wouldn't you normally expect the captain to stay on the ship in this situation?

>>140942883
What I don't get, is why there wasn't a contingency plan if what happened on the show, got really ugly. No commanding officer ordered to take charge if captain is captured, the ship not prepared to escape if hostiles show up, crew pretty much just lollygagging around and not at their stations. Not really something good to be doing when in hostile waters.

>>140942993
It really shows the inexperience of their crew especially in regards to Shiro. Shiro is the first officer and she's the one who's suppose to keep these things in check. However, even she got complacent.

>>140942993
They're children.

Also Maron was at her station and the Kaiser gave the rest a kick in the butt.

>>140942993
>Expecting proper protocols in an anime about cute high school girls doing cute navy things on a cute destroyer

>>140942988

Yeah I thought the same thing, why would captain go ashore, surely it would have been better to send some of the deck crew rather than officers.

>>140942956
It`s a 2-way battle.
Sub can hear Tu-142 from underwater and knew that Tu-142 know about sub.
You can hear 'chawp-chawp-chawp' of destroer and whistle of his turbines but as soon as you speed up faster than 5 knots destroyer hears you. Then PI-I-ING of sonar just to say "I know you are there". And then hide-and-seek started.

>>140941770
http://ktymtskz.my.coocan.jp/E/EU4/guns2.htm#2

>>140942988
They needed her amazing luck to keep them safe.

>>140943060
I want the Kaiser to give me a kick in the butt.

>>140942899
>everything must be a joke
I bet you like gg's trollsubs too.

>>140942993
They got pretty lax as soon as the school ordered everyone not to engage in battle

>>140943087
Then they would've had to pay for the toilet paper

>>140943294
I would have cleaned them all up for free.

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Ya'll scat fetishists make me sick

>>140943129
Why would the submarine do anything that would reveal their position to the enemy other than to deliver the lethal shot? Unlike destroyers, submarines has zero reason to rush, never mind the fact that from the beginning, the submarine had detected the destroyer and can choose whether to engage them or not. They dictate how, when and where the fights begins if they choose to fight. Everything is in the submarine's favor since the start.

The captain and the doctor have to go on away missions. That's the rule.

>>140941487
Torpedo smug.

>>140943364
What about a piss drinking fetish? Is that okay?

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>>140943364
I wouldn't call myself a scat fetishist, I'm just a huge pervert in general.

>>140943522
I think it's wonderful to be a huge pervert.

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>>140943675
It's a way of life, but also a slippery slope

>>140943934
>not using a proper onahole instead

>>140943970
>onahole
>not dildo

>>140942802
The record of 1v1 destroyer vs sub fights during WWII is very, very solidly favouring the destroyer. Subs actually sinking the DD was the exception, not the rule.

I'm also very curious as to how US subamrines made IJN destroyers "their little bitches" considering that evne with their horribad ASW doctrine and equipment, IJN destroyers and escorts killed a hell of a lot more USN submarines than the reverse.

>>140943407
Because chances are that the sub will then never get to actually deliver any shots unless it actively moves into a position allowing such. Because newsflash: Oceans are fucking big.

>>140944494
Can either of you guys back up your numbers?
From what I understand the US and Japan lost roughly 50 boats each in the Pacific

>>140943225
That's being silly Anon. The scene was meant as a joke so the subs should try to get that point across right? I had to look up what victual was so I probably wouldn't have laughed if I had watched their release. With CR you get the Euro joke and the pronoun joke if you manage to catch it.

>>140944494
Record of 1v1? Most of the submarine kills were when the destroyers were in a pack and on escorting duty. Where the hell did you get the numbers for the 1v1 sub vs destroyer fights?

>>140944738
"Victuals" was not the perfect way, a simple note would be better, I think.
The thing is, not every joke has to be funny, I don't even know if the Japs would find the original funny, it's just a peculiar thing from the German girl. It's not CR's job to make it funny, it should just deliver what was said, and leave the viewers to decide themselves if it was funny or not.

>>140944700
>boats
Anyway, I think IJN lost much more than that, almost the entire fleet went down.

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Kissu when?

>>140941336
>glassy eyes
What happened to Torpedo-Chan?

Anyone got the bingo chart for this episode?

>>140944494
I think US Navy and IJN it`s a bad example. Allies vs Kriegzmarine will suit better cause you know - both US Navy and IJN are shit in comparision with U-boats and british and soviet boat hunters

>>140944700
Most statistics are usually for tonnage sunk by the submarines and # of submarines sunk. Since they're submarines, it's incredibly hard to confirm kills through observation since they're underwater and all. So, what we have are nations confirming # of subs lost and guesswork on who actually sunk it.

Other than the stuff on wikipedia, I am currently using this site for the numbers, which doesn't give much info on how most of the subs were sunk. There are many other sites but you have to really dig deep into books for deeper analysis and info on ASW stuff.

https://www.ibiblio.org/hyperwar/USN/rep/ASW-51/ASW-8.html

>>140944921
>Most of the submarine kills were when the destroyers were in a pack and on escorting duty.

Yeah no shit. Same goes for destroyers actually getting sunk by subs. Because newsflash: That's how it actually worked the vast majority of the time, you fucking idiot.

>>140945319
Didn't the Atlantic just devolve into the Kreigsmarine only being able to operate in a couple of slivers of ocean because the Royal Air Force would fuck them up as soon as they were spotted?
Weren't the majority of subs sunk by planes in that theater?

>>140945576
https://youtu.be/-DU32myDHbM

>>140945127
>Raise a flag.
>Next two episodes barely have any interactions between those two.

I'm mad.

>>140945695
>I'm glad you didn't drown at sea after being attacked by your own comrades
>"Oh god she wants to fuck her so hard, this is 100% what this scene is meant to convey"

>>140945319
German subs stopped being hot shit when everyone got sonar and figured out how to use it.
Hell the Canadians even figured out how to do preventative for the acoustic torpedoes.
>>140944494
American and allied submarines in general were as aggressive as their german counterparts. When they finally fixed the torps the sinking by tonnage went drastically up.
Contrast this to Japanese submarines which were passive in comparison.

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>>140937908

Kebab must be removed.

Line-crossing ceremony fucking when?

>>140945918
That's cause Japanese went after the warships instead of the merchant vessels. It basically boils down to Japanese aims to win battles, the US aims to win wars.

>>140937455
>>140937487
>side characters introduced when the threat'S still out their
RIP

Maybe it'll be like Zeta Gundam where everyone dies in mass droves at the end

>>140946682
>They are totally going to kill off someone guise!
>This time for real!
I have a feeling this meme won't die until the last episode is over.

>>140946180
>>140945918
Funnily enough because American sub torps were so shit at the start of the war, this caused the Japanese to be rather lax at hunting down Submarines and developing better sonar.
Doesn't help no one in Japanese Navy took the anti-Submarine duty seriously until it was too late.

>>140946816
Nah, nobody is this delusional. It's pretty damn obvious by now that nobody is gonna die in this show.

>>140947000
There were people unironically disappointed that C3-bu didn't have a school shooting end. Don't underestimate a grimderp's persistence.

>>140947205
No, I think they were disappointed that it had an acid trip friendship end.

>>140942245
The rat jumped back from the ocean, at least it's what rats usually do.

>>140947205
I am also unironically disappointed that C3-bu didn't have a school shooting end, but that doesn't mean anything. There's disappointment and then there's delusion.

Im so glad that i picked it up, its amazing and for me its aots

>>140947205
I'm not trying to be edgy here, but that would have been a better ending.

>>140942993
The deputy captain was useless, right?

>hero
>didn't eat the rat

>>140947205
There is a reason why c3bu failed so drastically at keast in term of sales

>>140947446
>even the fucking rat didn't die

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>>140947446
>>140947499
Pretty sure the rat was left behind as a plot device they could use later to explain why all the ship's crews are going crazy senpais.

>>140947266
>>140947290
>>140947330
>>140947496
The point's that it obviously wasn't going to happen, not that the ending wasn't disappointing.

>>140935541
Only saw episode now. I liked it, even hate plauge/mind control plot confirmed. It was obvious they will go with that after last episode.

I hope we will see battleship sinking other warships in next episode.

Also since it appear that ocean cure girls, and spit them to safety, maybe this is way allowing to Mike and her crew to sink enemy ship?

Give me 1 good reason why shiro would make a better captain than mike.

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>>140948457
She's smart and talented and tries her best

>>140948457
>1/10 in Luck

>>140948519
>smart
She's better than Mike academically that's all
>talent
So is Mike
>tries her best
Mike is far better

Nice try though.

>>140948457
None. She falls apart under the slightest stress. Can't get along with all crew as good as Mike.

Mike' luck status is quite high. Could she handle Yukikaze?

>>140948457
because shiro is unlucky as fuck

>Shiro lead away team instead Mike
>She avoids Blue Mermaids or successfully escapes them
>obvious that her luck fucked up chance of meeting with friendly force she is false sense of security that her luck improved after successful mission

>>140948457
Higher height

So it's no longer Hunt for Red October but Freelancer?

>>140942085
It's a pentagram with one edge missing, which is nothing like a Star of David.

>>140947030
Now for the next few months I can cum inside Shiro without any extra repercussions.

>>140948457
She's more bully-able. ________

>>140935541
Are there any theories about cat being reason why crew was safe from mind control?

I always suspected that he was that or reason that other ships tried to hunt them down.

>>140949272
The rats are causing paranoia and aggressiveness
Cats catch rats

How is this difficult

I was just thinking how it was nice how they didn't beat the audience over the head with this, treating their audience like they had brains.
But I guess you're the reason anime sucks

Fuck you

>>140949376
I mean theories before this episode.
If anybody is reason why audience is treated like morons is you.

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>>140949138
My nigger

>>140948457
Reasons aside, the problem with Shiro is that she's a 100% by the book bureaucrat. Give her a desk job and she will excel at it. But putting her on a commanding position against an unknown and unpredictable enemy she would fail spectacularly.

>>140949592
Mike would fail too if she didn't have supernatural-level luck on her side.

>>140949538
I want to drink her piss while she's pregnant.

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>>140949090
/pol/ WAS R-ETARDED.

But the straws they'll try and grasp are hilarious.

>>140938824
I made a guess that was pretty close. I knew it had to be the cat.
>>140777676

>>140949881
What's the white stuff on the box?

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>>140949867
HAND'S OFF, SHE'S MINE!!!!!!

>>140949823
Hardly, there is a extreme difference in demeanor when Mike is placed in difficult situations versus Shiro. Shiro thus far is usually sent to a panic when things aren't given to her in an already set plan. Mike is more or less is calm and collected.

Even if Mike didn't have super luck, Mike is still a better choice due to her personality. Being a good leader is necessarily being the smartest one.

>>140949925
Cum

>>140950014
But Shiro won't let me drink hers.

>>140950017
Mike might be an overall better choice than Shiro for captain, but she still wouldn't be anything special without her super luck.

>>140950138
I'll follow Mike to a war. Her luck would make her ship unsinkable. At least there will be higher chance to return home.

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>>140950109
Drink Rin's then

>>140950264
C-can I drink Mei's?

>>140950017
Mike handles stress and live situations better, but she is an idealist and not a pragmatist. She'd die with her crew on her first patrol.

>>140950336
If you want.

>>140950355
Which is why Shiro and now Michan are there. There are to keep her inline case she's too ambitious. Nothing in this group really needs a placement change since they mold well together.

>you'll never have Kobayashi Yuu scream at you that a submarine is launching torpedoes
WHY
EVEN
LIVE?

I hoped a little they start raiding other ships for supply of toilet paper.

>>140951229
That would have been better than the current development.

>>140936230
>Yamamoto warned Japan not to start a war with the United States, they did it anyway
>Isoroku warned the Harekaze not to trust the rat, they did it anyway
checks out

>>140942948
No, Picard really only left the ship when it was necessary, or when the mission was of particular interest to his skill set (IE, Archaeology, Diplomacy, etc) That was typically Riker's job

You're thinking of Kirk.

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>>140950355
Or she'll pull an Evans and go out in a blaze of glory unmatched in human history.

Come to think of it, Mike really is a lot like Kirk.

>>140951229
Every time a Blue Mermaid finishes taking a dump, they'll stare at the cardboard left behind from an empty toilet roll and curse the crew of the Harekaze.

>>140951432
It's almost like the gutsy captain and logical sidekick are basic archetypes in buddy flicks and naval fiction.

>>140951422
Nobody is denying that, but her personality is a terrible pick for a leader position in a realistic scenario.

>>140941620
>>140941244
both of these are actually sensible explanations. Plus, they could have entered when at port.

>>140935541
I'm late today, how was the initial reaction to the brain rat?

BASED WILHELMINA

>>140952570
I want to give her my hard, thick sausage.

Why didn't the Harekaze take the crew of the submarine hostage and take their supplies and use them as pleasurebots?

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Who else /billionaire/ here?

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>>140952555
Like pic related.

>>140943040
This. Much the same answer to similar rants "Why didn't those highschool girls behave like battle-hardened OPERATORS in that-or-the-other scene?" back in GuP threads. Because they are high school girls and not "battle-hardened OPERATORS", you baka!

As a point of comparison, in GuP (same script wrter), some girls are shown being incredibly poorly trained at series start, but growing up into hardened veterans by series end. I can live with that.

>>140952663
Because having so many boys would have been heresy.

Its one thing to acknowledge the existence of a boy or two, but a whole class of 30 boys would have been disgusting.

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I want to mouthfuck captain Mike

I'm not Moeka

>>140952703
Why do they put those insane values to its currency?

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>>140943087
>why would captain go ashore, surely it would have been better to send some of the deck crew rather than officers.

>>140952817
Moeka pls

>>140952830
Because nigs.

They are billionaires and shiet.

>>140952830
Hyperinflation is a hell of a drug.

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What the fuck was this? It could be an amazing scene with brown sugar trying to rescue her

>>140952830
Their materiel economy started shitting the bed at the same time as their financial economy. Then the government tried the tried and untrue method of paying off debts by printing larger notes. Then the majority of people just stopped bothering to use Zimbabwean currency at all.

These factors ended up affecting each other multiplicatively.

>>140952834
Kirk was the shittiest trek captain to be fair. Even Janeway was superior.

I'm surprised people are at all upset by the hamster considering everyone has been speculating mind control this whole time.

>>140952722
What is she drinking?

>>140953120
I think we were largely speculating it in an "I hope this isn't the case" sort of way.

Honestly though the blank eyes made it pretty obvious.

>>140953239
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>>140953088
You're just jealous because you will never pull the level of mad pussy that Kirk did.

>>140953120
But it is mind control. Its just mind control via evil plot hamsters, which quite frankly is one of the least ridiculous things this show has.

>>140953326
Riker did the same without having to bumble around the prime directive on a whim. I'm more jealous of Riker than I am of Kirk.

>>140953001
Anon posted threads ago link to tale of sailor being sent back to his deck by a wave right after he fell. They're likely referencing it.
Anon who said "they'll do some inane yet actually researched before series end" claimed point.

>>140953415
Not that getting thrown back onboard isn't impossible, but its more that the way the scene was animated looked like she was shot up by a geyser or something.

>>140953508
And the way it flowed with the rest of the scene made me wonder if it was part of her hamster powers.

>>140953508
I actually guessed that's what they were trying to animate and complained about QUALITY before >>140953415 happened, so yep.

>>140953573
>part of her hamster powers.
I'm oh SO saving that line for further usage, Anon

>>140953573
I want to fuck Tama while her hamster powers are activated.

>>140953088
>Even Janeway was superior.
You must be baiting.
At least you didn't said Archer.

>>140952817
>tfw moka is the mastermind behind the hamster invasion

>>140941770
http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNJAP_5-50_3ns.htm
>12.7 cm/50 (5") 3rd Year Type
>Propellant charge: 7.7kg 30 DC (3.0mm Doku Cordite)
>2) The propellant charge was in one bag with a 1.75 oz (50 gm) black powder igniter.

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNJAP_39-65_t98.htm
>10 cm/65 (3.9") Type 98
>Ammunition: Fixed
>Weight of Complete Round: 28 kg
>Propellant Charge: 6 kg 30 DC (3.0mm Doku Cordite)

>>140953978
No, both were superior to Kirk.

Kirk literally forgot about the prime directive at times. He gave a 1960s airman a tour of the goddamn enterprise before intending to send him back. He bumbled through diplomatic situations and started more conflict than he resolved.

Archer basically came up with the foundations of the prime directive and adhered to it before there was any binding requirement to do so.

Janeway struggled with whether or not to follow it when her ship was at risk and had practically zero chance of getting resupplied.

Sure, neither of them were anywhere near as good as Picard, or worth beginning to compare to Sisko. but both are superior to Kirk.

>>140954111
The storytelling is basically confirming that it's not the case. The SOS was real and now she is indoctrinated, making her the final boss.

>>140954196
So, you are basically saying that Sisko best captain?

Literally my niggah

>>140954209
If she's being controlled, then she can't be the final boss. Mike still has Abyss or whatever the source of the problem is to deal with.

>>140954268
Honestly it's hard to choose between Sisko and Picard, because Sisko was given the more challenging scenario to deal with. It's possible that Picard might have done as well, but if you acknowledge movies, you have to admit that the way he handled the borg in first contact in any way that didn't involve his borg-knowledge plot armor was way less cool headed than the way Sikso dealt with radical bajorans, the dominion, and alliance politics and espionage.

I suddenly feel like watching In the Pale Moonlight again.

>>140953001
I still suspect should be literary rejected by sea.

Also do anybody have this webm but with part she bounce back cut?

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Cute

>>140954653
ayy I was thinking the same thing.
If the webm just stops with the four girls looking down in horror (before they start calling out to her)