Who is best gatari?

>>140892340
Correct.
All girls are best, except for Snake.

>>140892442
thank you, captain obvious

>>140892600
No problem, famalam

>>140892442
The only benefit of Snake is that Ren'ai Circulation is pretty good.

>>140892340
/thread

Why don't people like snake?

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Ougi.
>>140892813
Because she's a cunt.

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>>140892813
I like snake. She's probably the easiest to fluster and fuck

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>>140892813
Because they're retards who don't know a good thing from a stick up their ass.

>>140893048
Ougi isn't even a girl all the time.

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>>140893188
Yes, and?

>>140893048
ougi is a best boy

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>>140893188

>>140893048
s/he's evil though

>>140893464
but is s/he?

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>>140893464
She isn't evil. She just is.

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Glad Ougi is getting the love she deserves.

>>140892051

This show has way too many attractive lolis.

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Oh boy, time for catposting

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Does Ougi even have a nickname?
All the other Monogatari's are named after their animal, except for Math.

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>>140893925
Did you buy her?

>>140894069
spooky

>>140894069
spoopy

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>>140894160
>>140894183

>>140892051

>Shinobu

Feed her donuts
Win everything

>>140893326
A boy cannot be best girl.
That's the rules.

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Snake is easily the best. It's sad how many people will try to deny the obvious truth.

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>>140895324
how can one anon be so wrong?

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>>140895324
She's not a boy, nor is she a girl. She just is.

>>140895360
Alright, let's see your explanation.

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>>140892051

>>140892813
personality.

bitch be crazy, literally

>>140895360
She's the worst. She has an extremely sexy body and a cute face, but that's all she has going for her. She's a bitch.

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>>140895394
She's cute.

>>140895919
>white highlights
So ugly

>>140895949
>I haven't watched the series at all!

>>140895394
Not that anon, but I like her because she's sort of the underdog.

Back in the days of Bake and Nise, she was more of the shy, pseudo little sister character who was used more to teach Araragi a lesson (you can't save everyone) than to be a regular cast member. It was when SS hit that changed things up drastically.

As we all know, when spooky sleeves gave the white bracelet to her, she thought she had another oddity on her hand (also as we know, it was an "illusion" - sort of a cheap ending, in my opinion). This allowed her a way to sort of vent all of her personal problems out.

Many people hate her because she's a bitch, but I'd like to play devil's advocate. She was supposed to be class rep of a class filled with kids who'd literally kill each other over trivial things such as love (how she got attacked in the first place). Even the staff depended on her to do her job, which she clearly did not have a snowball's chance at performing correctly. Her "snap" is a vent of internal frustration, angry at everyone living in a state of eternal awkwardness that constantly claws at you. Honestly, I'd start to go insane if I were back in school and had to enter a place where everybody distrusted and even hated each other.

In terms of her "cuteness", it's hypocritical from a viewer's perspective to hate her despite people loving a character like Bird because of her cuteness or her "Platinum Dance". In universe, it was very odd for me to hear that she used it to get whatever she wanted. I don't think it was her using her pros for manipulation as much as it was people assuming she was hopelessly cute and pandering to it. Her parents never really developed an interest for her, minding their own business instead of trying to connect with her - a big shame on their part.

Personally though, I feel that either the author or anime directors just don't like her. She was forgettable early on, and in SS it seemed they wanted to make her as unlikable as possible.

>>140895997
I know they aren't actual highlights, but it's still ugly. What would you like me to call them?

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>>140892051

I keep seeing this shit all over the place and have even masturbated to some doujin porn of it but to this day I have no idea what the fuck this show is about.

>>140896709
Don't worry nobody knows what it's about, we just watch it for the plot.

>>140894069
Sleeves

>>140892813
Snake is cute, and some (some) parts of her arcs are at least interesting, but given the wealth of better characters in monogatari she is clearly not best girl.
I would be perfectly fine with snake if snakefags would stop trying to push their boring, sub-par waifu on us and more often than not talk down the other girls.
Every other girl/kaiki manages to be liked by a section of a thread without calling everyone else a shit most of the time, monkeyfags, batfags and firesistersfags seem to get along just fine, the only real point of difference in the /a/ fanbase other than annoying snakefags is probably the whole crab=reddit thing.

Snake is okay tier, snakefags drag her down to shit tier

>>140896709
Same, I tried to watch bakemonogatari but it was boring as shit

I love Ougi! She's cute! Cute!

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>>140898075
I would say the "annoyance" snakefag bring is a result of backlash. Every gatari thread I see has posts like
>>140892340
>>140892442
this. Naturally, there are 3 responses to this behavior.

1. Do nothing, and let the already vapid circlejerk continue
2. Simply say that Snake is their favorite, only to be met with a number of curt replies with "smugreaction3.jpg" in each post
3. Be "forceful" in their "love" for Snake, only to be met with backlash from the community that this is the reason why no one likes them.

In short, if you are a character that wasn't already loved by the fanbase/community, you're dealing with a losing hand. Because of the nature of /a/, I doubt Snake will ever not be looked down upon unless some miracle roundabout arc comes into play.

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>Disgusting subhuman casual taste tier
Cat
Crab
Bee

>Look mom I've got me a waifu tier
Monkey
Bird
Math

>On the path to redemption tier
Bat
Snail
Snek

>Spooky tier
Spooky

>Supreme patrician master race taste tier
Doll

>>140900266
>this is what dollfags actually believe

>>140900266
The only thing good about Doll is Orange Mint.

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>>140900266
Accurate

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Snake cute cute cute!

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>>140892051
The most niche gatari with anime arc.

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I wish to hug the monkey.

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>>140892051
She's even cuter than everyone else in their own clothing.
Sasuga best girl.

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>>140892051
Every girl is best girl.
It just so happens that Shinobu is the bestest.

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>>140892051

>>140892051
Cat and Snail is a close second.

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>>140894009
yes it is time for cat posting

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>>140900266

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>>140900266
>Disgusting subhuman casual taste tier
Cat
Crab
Bee

>Look mom I've got me a waifu tier
Monkey
Bird
Math

>On the path to redemption tier
Snail
Snek
Spooky

>Spooky tier
Doll

>Supreme patrician master race taste tier
Bat

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