This is your transsexual swim coach tonight.

>>140857950
Asuka is so fucking ugly here

>>140859078
I agree and I'm an Asukafag

>>140857950
I would suck her dick

>>140857950
what kind of autist would design a swimsuit with a zipper

>>140857950
I want Asuka to coach me. Consume cyanide filenames kun.

>>140860369
>her

>>140857950
If only trannies looked like that.

>>140863850
Ugly? They usually do.

>>140861575

Sadamoto, I guess.

>>140857950
Wasn't she supposed to be small breasted and kind of scrawny? Dem manly torso.
It always baffled me how the art direction of this series could go to shit sometimes.

>>140859078
Just here anon?

>>140857950
>tranny
>no bulge

Anon...

>>140866473
>not admiring his tuck job

Why do all the characters look like Shinji?

>>140866538
Real trannies look like actual men, though. Tuck or no. Only animated trannies - that aren't drawn by Tumblr - look attractive.

>>140866702
>Not knowing where the penis actually would be on the body

Learn anatomy, senpai.

>>140866718
How nice of Asuka to feed Rei

Asukafags BTFO

>>140866799
Misato trumps both Rei and Asuka in attractiveness; but no, Asuka doesn't look like a real tranny.

>>140867054
>asukafags are feelsfags

>>140866959
Did you know those toilet seats are shaped like that specifically so that if you accidentally drop it, it won't smack you in the dick like a O-shaped one. I discovered this when I dropped one and the opening went right past my dick with no damage.

>>140866351
go away memelord

>>140867076
>projecting yourself into Asuka

No wonder you keep calling Asuka a tranny, you want to be like her because she's perfectly beautiful and you're an ugly tranny from tumblr

Go back to crying about social injustices against your fellow toiletsexuals on tumblr, toiletita sarkeesian

>>140867291
>tumblr,
you should follow your own advice

>>140867291
calm down trannylover

>>140867043
You must get your anatomy lessons from SJW faggots.
As I said, I like Misato over the two being argued about in this thread.

>>140867448
He does
See>>140867291

>filenames kun doesn't have school tomorrow
Ah fuck.

>>140866702
Why is his penis trying to rip through the plug suit

>>140861575
Lots of girls with big breasts wear chest stuff with zippers. Which is what I guess they were trying to go for in that moment considering how big Asuka's look there especially for a teenager.

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>tfw Rei Cock Please was one of the first futa doujins I jerked it to

That, Transformation X, and Melon Fuck were good entry ones.

>>140867551
>penis

I hope you're a girl, Anon, cause you're retarded if you actually have a penis and don't know where it comes out of the body.

>>140867551
There's not much space to breathe in there.

A better question would be why he put it on while he had an erection.

>>140866666

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>>140857950
>tfw Reipists and Assukafags fighting each other again.

Pure gold, I love seeing these threads. But let's not kid ourselves, we ALL know who really is the best girl.

>pic VERY related.

>>140868722
literally who

>>140868722
Who?

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>>140857950
>no duck
>transsexual

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>>140857950
My anus is ready.

>>140869238
Ignore him, it's a retarded toiletfag

>>140868722
That's not Misato.

>>140869238
his dick is squished and taped in between his ass cheeks

>>140870932
Explain the absence of balls.

>>140871012
testes pushed up into the body and the balls neatly tucked and taped back

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>>140857950
I hate the hell out of Asuka, but this whole transsexual meme is tired.

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>>140871325
>Asuka
Fuck, meant Rei.
Also wrong pic.

>>140871349
Read that as brownie points.

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>>140871422
No, I really did mean Asuka, you autistic jackass.

I want to fart in Asuka's mouth.

>>140871527
>>140871620
>falseflagging

>>140871527
>Rei
>able to hit Asuka
See>>140866741

>epic forced rei toilet meme

it's always the same person

>>140871912
>meme

>>140871875
It would be hard to miss that man jaw of his.

>>140871912
what is wrong with him? saying the same nonsensical insult over and over is just dumb.

>>140871972
I bet Rei unhinges her jaw like some sort of snake or gulper eel to take Gendo's length. The power of science is staggering.

>>140871972
How many times did Rei want to slap that stupid cunt anyway?

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This asuka stupidity needs to stop

>>140872106
Reifag lives need to stop. Robin knew.

Where did the meme of rei-toilet started?

>all the anti-rei posts are deleted
I wonder whos behind this

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>>140872106

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Good, the toilet jackass is gone. maybe actual discussion of the eva girls can now occur without shit flinging retardation.

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>>140868909
>>140868939
Mari makinami illustrious

Better than mansuka, AND the toilet bowl combined.

>>140872106
See>>140871875

>>140872303
I swear there's a jannie they have in their pocket. It's happened before.

>>140872105
All the time, Rei was a stupid suicidal cunt, so she always wanted to beat herself up to death.

Hopefully Asuka grants her that wish in 3.0+1.0.

>>140872479
Nevermind, I see trannyposts getting deleted. I don't see why our resident jannie does't just glass the thread at this point. It's doomed given the OP.

>>140872106
>entire thread is about shitting on Asuka
>okay lol

>Asukafags give Reifags their comeuppance
>LE FILTHY FRANK THIS HAS TO STOP!!!!!

>>140872105
All the time, but Rei is a strong gal with admirable restraint. She prefers to train her dog in other ways.

>>140857950
You now read her with Arnold Schwarzenegger' voice.

>>140872724
She sure restrained herself from prying open her craven legs for Gendo "Give her the Dickari"

>asukafag ban evades
Not surprising that an asukafag can't take responsibility.

>>140873014
Rei looks like a toilet seat

>>140873014
Neither Asuka or I want kids. Taking responsibility is irrelevant.

>>140857950

I bet she's naked under that swimsuit, fucking slut.

>>140873131
>she
meem

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>>140873131

What

why are you autists obsessed with these red and blue haired toilets

Someone post older Asuka.

Just flushed Asuka.

Why are these threads always so shitty?

>>140867632
>Cock Please
I hate to do this, but for the life of me, I can't find them, google searching, image google searching, or sad panda.

Source?

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>>140875505
Because there's a sever lack of shinji, and an excess of trannies and toilets

>>140872346
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/04/29-1/toilet-autographed-by-evangelion-creator-hideaki-anno-goes-up-for-auction

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>>140857950

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>>140857950
but, but, Asuka is too cute to be a guy

>>140872354
That's the joke