TORIKAJI IPPAI!

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Best show.

loving the memes lads

>>140855932
Has anyone heard of how "torikaji ippai" is pronounced in real life? It's very different from how Rin says it. The o and a in torikaji are dragged out and very deeply.

And why doesn't the subs say "Hard to starboard" or whatever instead.

post winner brown sugar

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I WANT TO FUCK CAPTAIN MIKE

>>140856218
High school girls don't work on ships in real life so forget about the pronunciation.

>>140856312
>>140856218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03FUOckZQ8

Sounds more like this when they

>>140856570
when they give the helm order.

Yes, you should picture Captain Mike and Rin using their abdomen to voice the order out.

So when is one of the girls going to break her orders and Mike is going to slap them on the face and put them in the brig for a week

>>140856218
Probably the way Rin pronounced it was based on the way of JSDF. Since this show is officially supported by JSDF.

>>140856643
No wonder JSDF is going downhill. They need the old and manly way of saying commands back.

>>140856218
Thats just the same as when attention becomes Attehhhnnn...HUT. Finnish military is also guilty of this

>STILL can't stop reading みけ as Mike

>>140856887
She is Captain Michael to me.

>>140856887
You're not alone.

>>140856728
Rape.

>>140857387
doujins when?

>>140857420
Not soon enough.

>>140857387
>Not hara-pan

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Since they don't have any money they're going to go from mutineers to pirates next episode.

>>140859110
That could actually make sense, if all of the other ships are infected.

>>140859110
They need to somehow resupply.

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>>140859450
They've got guns, that's enough to knock over a freight ship.

>>140859525
Rin isn't looking nearly terrified enough there.

>>140856615
>Yes, you should picture Captain Mike and Rin using their abdomen to voice the order out.
The anime decided to move the helmeswoman into the bridge for dramatic reasons, and that was probably why they don't need to shout it anymore because she is right next to them.

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>>140859821
She's found inner peace.

>>140859821
It's after her arc where she matures into a serious and competent helmsman when on duty.

>>140859904
I'd find her inner piece.

>>140859834
Well, the steeringhouse is right at the bridge on a destroyer at any rate. I imagine this is what Moka does aboard the Musashi though.

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>Girls, it's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among sisters. You've shared cabins, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.

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>>140859999
Stop!

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>>140860335
Nice desu ne

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>>140859982
Hey Yo Captain Mike!

>>140860004
For comparison purposes, the helm of the Iowa is separated by 17 inches of armor from the rest of the ship. You can see it pretty early i nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW83U4bkC_k

I don't know if such measurements even still exist for the Yamato and Musashi, but I'm sure it's similar, and that Moka does in fact bellow orders.

Haifuri is revolutionary because it shows that a yuri show with a strong female main character in a traditionally male role can be more popular than any other show this season.

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>>140861164
There are a lot of ridiculous claims in this statement.

>>140861164
If you ignore the predecessors Saki and Girls und Panzer, and change "any other show" to "almost any other show" then sure.

>>140861251
If you can't see that Haifuri is one of the most popular shows then you are blind.

>>140861164
>yuri show
But it isn't, and most likely won't be either.

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CROWS NEST BEST NEST

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>Trusting a face like this to keep you in tip top condition.

>>140861324

>Hourly prostate exams

>>140861353
Sign me up.

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Does she have any fans?

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>>140861415
Does her boss count?

>>140861324
She seems to be capable.

>>140861504

So agressive, reverse cowgirl must be her fave position

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Next episode soon. I wonder what will happen.

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>>140861415
Maron likes her and she can't be wrong.

>>140861605

>conspiracy
>that fucking old man voice

laughs every time

>>140861605
RIP rice cooker, way too soon.

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>>140861663
Unfortunately...

>>140861754
Poor Maron.

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>>140861813
She just can't compete with perfection.

>>140862038

>shark lover
>perfect

>>140862038
>futago

She's a twin? I don't remember that.

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Right or left?

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>>140862038

but Trash will go unrequited, Mike owns Shiro now

>>140862181
Mike is saving herself for Moka, Shiro belongs to Germany now.

>>140862132

Wait, what are they hiding behind their backs?

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>>140862181
Wrong. Shiro is German property.

>>140862240
I wonder how they'll get along.

If women were placed on boats to show that it's a time of peace, why were men placed in subs?

>>140862240

Brown Sugar best grill

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Hahaha, that is some class B villainy right there.

I'm looking forward to all the bullshit concocted on the way there.

>>140862483

Can't wait for the final boss to be revealed as an experimental bomber

>>140861754
One-sided crushes are safe. Maron just needs to get depressed and self-sacrificing for long enough for Kuro to realize she's been taking her for granted.

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>>140863013
Already on it

>>140863013
>Boiler pipe fractures during combat
>Maron becomes a cooked lobster
>Kuro becomes the new chief engineer to avenge her
Captcha is NTRY CLUB DR, confirmed.

>>140862240
Is this the girl with the largest breasts in the show?

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>>140855932

>>140863197
This is the prequel manga right?

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>>140861313
NEST GIRL BEST GIRL

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>>140863197
Can't unsee

>>140863373
Easily. Most of the cast is flat.

>>140863432
Yeah.

You have been teleported to the Harekaze and all their guns have dissapeared
what follows?

>>140863540
I get raped by lesbians.

>>140863540
You mean the cannons, or small arms?

>>140863540

As long as my gun is intact, it's fine.

>>140863620
Obviously the small arms, are you retarded?

>>140860335
i want to impregnate her

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More bullied Captain when?

She's very cute when Shiro is laying the smack on her.

>>140863586
This.

>>140863654
You never know what kind of stupid scenarios the people here dream up.

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For real though, I bet you can't name 10 things cuter than Shiro-chan. That makes this one of the cutest things you've ever seen. There's been other girls who were embarrassed for collecting stuffed animals but what counts here is this scene was handcrafted by a true moe artisan who's passion can be seen in every frame.

The show had charm all along. However, this episode with Mashiro and the German elevated it to AOTW status.

>>140862261
I figure either Wilhelmina will be gently teasing and Shiro won't know how to deal with her, or else it'll be full-time squabbling tsundere roommates until they get an episode for Mike to force them to kiss and make up and/or out.

>There's been some confusion over rooming on the Harekaze
>There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is
>unusually and exceedingly unlucky and altogether quite incompetent at her job
>Blonde.

>>140863197
>No no, I don't want that!! Kuro-chan is my womaaan!!!
>Wa... What're you saying?
>No way I'm giving you to the Munetanis!!!

>Don't worry, Maron. You're my one and only childhood friend after all
>Kuro-chan...

>The... Then... If I and Munetani both invite you out at the same time... Who will you go with?

>Munetani-san, I think...
>Kuro-chan, you traitoooor!!!

>>140863894
10 things cuter than MaSHITro:
>lolis
>aidoru
>magical girls
>cockroaches
>faceless men
>you're mom's butthole
>feminine penises
>3dpd
>rapist orcs
>moeka

>>140863994
Kuro is so cruel

>>140863894
Uh.. puppies, kittens, Jackie Chan...

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>>140863994

>no hesitation

pure lies, pure betrayal

>>140863994
>Kuro-chan is my womaaan!!!
They're being surprisingly overt with the yuri undertones.

>>140863690
When they get back to school I'm sure the authorities will be happy to bully her for everything she's done.

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>>140863197
That's just being needy. That'll just get cute-little-sister treatment, especially when you're already tiny. What Maron needs to do is start trying to push them together, make excuses to leave when they all hang out together so they can be alone, and so on.

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>>140864287
Maybe Maron should just shove Shiro off the side of the boat.

>>140863481
Hope to have more large breasted foreigners join. Flat is great, but it's always good to have more variety.

I hope we get another CONSPIRACY in the next episode

>>140864552
I hope we get ALL the bingo spaces.

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Tell me about Mashiro. Why does she like the plushie?

Can you actually believe she probably walks around her home with a plushie during a midnight snack run. Cute!

>>140864906
Extremely cute

>>140865192
Torpedo has tits?

>>140864906
Actual answer from the app: Mashiro started out collecting good luck items which most happened to have cute designs. And so, before she knew it, she's come to like cute things themselves.

>>140864530

they're a middle schooler a week ago :3 puberty hasn't hit them yet

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>>140865451
Those are all engineering girls.

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>>140860159

This is not, however, to imply that you'll be getting them.

>>140865578
The hell, I don't even recall half of these girls from the show, especially that sidetail cutie on the right.

>>140865192
ippai

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>>140861605

Bad shit.

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>>140862570

Did somebody call?

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>>140865824
>not having this memorised.

>>140865889
W-who was poor #50?

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Mina's pretty cute herself. I wonder what kind of antics she'll achieve.

Mina and Shiro friendship when?

>>140865563
Cute!

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>>140863540

Being an actual engineer (mechanical, aerospace concentration) my plan is something like this:

>Invent airplane
>Monetize
>?????
>PROFIT!

How exactly I get out of that situation is less clear - it may involve judo chopping schoolgirls. As long as I limit the number than can engage at once, I'm probably fine. Then I need to compromise their location and sue for peace with the authorities.

Alternatively, steal someone's cell phone and turn the signal on, then stash it somewhere it will break EMCON, preferably with a power supply.

>>140866119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_LSM-60

>>140866119
LSM-60, the amphibious transport actually carrying the bomb.

3 is the Arkansas which infamously stood on its end in the pillar of water before collapsing.

7 is the Nagato

>>140866119

USS LSM-60, apparently. One of the medium landing ships left over from the Pacific War. She earned a Battle Star at Iwo Jima, which won her an atomic cremation rather than a trip to the scrap heap.

>>140866290
>that fuckhueg donate notice
They are seem pretty fucking desperate despite receiving billions per year.

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>>140866342
>3 is the Arkansas which infamously stood on its end in the pillar of water before collapsing.

Here you go!

>>140866221
You mean
>be a salarywage slave at a large aerospace company
>Invent tiny thing in tiny part of an airplane
>get a small bonus for your good work
>?????
>get fired as a part of a downsizing plan after the company is sued for faulty design and be unable to find another job because engineering has become oversaturated and nobody wants to pay them a living wage anymore

kancolle announced their upcoming implementation of Harukaze the day after tomorrow

>>140866502
>large aerospace company

What aerospace companies? No heavier than air flight in this world, remember?

>>140866601
>Harukaze

>>140866664
春風, so Harukaze

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>>140866502
why are you starting this crap

>It's an "everyone gets scurvy" episode

You actually want this, don't you?

>>140866664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_destroyer_Harukaze_%281922%29
"Harekaze" is a fictional ship of the Kagero class.

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>>140866647
They have rocket

>>140866829
>You actually want this, don't you?

Are you saying that you don't?

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I fucking love hearing this. I want to make it my alarm.

>>140866834
>Expecting everyone can read moonrunes

Anyway, remember the line about how flying without a blimp would be impossible? Passenger ballistic missiles would be a bad idea for a number of reasons, and we've yet to see a missile weapon.

Either way, it seems unlikely that rockets + dirigibles would be more than a niche market.

They have satellites

>>140865981
>B1
>experimental

Has anyone else's best girl changed? Shiro-chan is just too cute.

>>140867077

Wait. How the hell have they not found the Harekaze yet, then?

>>140866991
Did they actually mention heavier-than-air aircraft, or was it just about airships without gas? The level of technology they depict seems unlikely without any knowledge of aeroplanes. They might just be in that period right before the carrier group becomes the basic unit of naval warfare, or maybe nobody just thought of putting planes on a ship.

>>140867223
There are no planes. It's been stated in an interview.

>>140867223

Kouko: [looking at the birds flying by] At times like this, I wish we could fly back to school like that. [turning to Mashiro] I wonder if you can make a flying ship without hydrogen or helium?
Mashiro [sighs]: Only in your imagination. Ridiculous.

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>>140867287
>>140867311

So then we are a go for operation AVIATION PIMPIN?

>>140867311
Flying ship is not necessarily an aeroplane. That's why I asked.

>>140867287
Can't wait to see what kind of sidestepping they use to explain the shit we see then.

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I want to practice anti-submarine warfare with Irizaki-san.

>>140867385
>Flying ship is not necessarily an aeroplane. That's why I asked.

Yeah, but the need for lifting gas places all kinds of crazy limitations on the design as far as speed and altitude; you pretty much can't get it compact enough to reduce drag to tolerable levels at high speed, and high altitudes get kind of complicated.

>Can't wait to see what kind of sidestepping they use to explain the shit we see then.

What would they be sidestepping?

>>140866952
Wow someone still has an image I made 5 years ago.

>>140867077
Umm, you realize that top-of-the-line spy satellites in our world have a resolution of, like 30m, right?

>>140866991
I suppose dirigibles were rather common in 1920s ? Well, among rich people

>>140867550
I heard NASA recently holding a competition that ask competitors to design blimps that would work on 60000 fleets height

>>140867385
The interview say in that world they failed experiments for plane during the dawn period for aviation. But airships that are lighter than air exist. Just that no fly via lifting force.

>>140866991
It said rocket for militart use, which no one come up with an idea of putting people onto rocket because people in that world would think "won't people die with this speed?"

>boys mentioned existing in the series
Fucking
DROPPED

>>140867780

It's a bit better than that, and in any case a Kagero-class has a ten-meter beam and is more than 110 meters long.

>>140856570
>>140856218
That's not how it's pronounced normally, but they draw it out to make sure you don't actually mishear it with all the background noise.

Same thing with alpha bravo charlie or radio call signs.

>>140867943
They're all dead because Mike killed them.

>>140867780
Yeah, my point is that the ship will appear as 1-3 pixels, in the entire fucking pacific ocean.

>>140868080
meant to quote
>>140867995

>>140867825
>I heard NASA recently holding a competition that ask competitors to design blimps that would work on 60000 fleets height

Yeah, but you need to build for that specifically, and it imposes design trade-offs

>The interview say in that world they failed experiments for plane during the dawn period for aviation. But airships that are lighter than air exist. Just that no fly via lifting force.

Maybe the Germans sent their Zeppelin Commandos to eliminate the Wright Brothers?

>>140868080

So you run algorithms that track the motion of pixel groups that match the characteristics of a ship over time, compile multiple shots into composite images, that sort of thing.

This isn't the sort of stuff that you do exclusively by hand.

>>140856218
I guess because most people wouldn't understand the words port and starboard or any other ship terms.

>>140868292
>So you run algorithms that track the motion of pixel groups that match the characteristics of a ship over time, compile multiple shots into composite images, that sort of thing.
>
>This isn't the sort of stuff that you do exclusively by hand.
And you get hundreds of false flags a day due to clouds, merchant traffic, whales, etc. Satellites are simply a bad option for tracking ships, especially so when bottom-fixed array sonar nets exist, where the ship doesn't even have to be surfaced to be detected.

>>140856643
If I read correctly, Interview said they asked people from both JMSDF and IJN to help review their script, and when there're differences between JMSDF and IJN, JMSDF's way would be of higher priority

>>140867546
I want to bust a nut deep inside Irizaki-san's shit hole.

>>140868518
yo fuck whales

>>140868518
>hundreds of false flags a day

Right, that's why you still need a lot of people in the loop. Also, sub-meter resolution on satellite cameras is available IRL.

>bottom-fixed array sonar nets exist, where the ship doesn't even have to be surfaced to be detected.

They why haven't they used those? The point is that hiding a single ship is rather difficult against a semi-competent modern adversary.

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>>140868715

Fuck them all to death.

>>140868715
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408881/British-warship-HMS-Brilliant-torpedoed-WHALES-Falklands-War.html

>>140868723
Do you know how many seconds do those high definition satellites need to take and transmit one piece of such a photo? And do you know how many square meters will such a photo cover and how many square meters the entire ocean have?

>>140868969

Things like imaging and transmission times are much easier to keep under wraps (for obvious reasons) than image quality, and most state actors are reluctant to let that sort of information out (agian, for obvious reasons).

That said, the abilty to identify the type (and possibly more) of a car has been demonstrated, in a 'usable timeframe'. A ship, being two orders of magnitude larger, is proportionally easier to find and track.

Obviously, you don't need to search the 'whole ocean' or even that much of it. You accomplish this by not being a moron when you decide where to point your cameras.

>>140868491
>When am I gonna shoot something, fuck

>>140870273
She can shoot my cannon, if you know what I mean.

>>140870273
If worse comes to worst, she will start shooting other people on the ship. The app said that she hid a handmade slingshot and marbles inside the hood of her jacket.

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You will never be part of boarding party raiding the Harekaze and capture Mashiro.

>>140870843
I want to capture Mashiro's heart.

>>140867825

>NASA asking for airships that can work at 60k feet
>when they already invented them many years ago and sent balloons to 80k-100k feet

No anon. It's a government scam at best, retarded and a scam at worse.

Satellites are fine for the larger things, recon jets should be fine for the short term things, and I hope to God they remember how to strap 10 large weather balloons together, lightly under inflate them, and cover it in skin.

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>>140870843

What you say?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJfNa2nTxI

we are going to kill a friend

>>140871305
>Whilst some inflatables (such as weather balloons) already operating in the stratosphere have their uses, there also have many drawbacks. For example, whilst a weather balloon is capable enough at gathering meteorological data, it's completely at the mercy of the winds, and is therefore incapable of gathering targeted data. An airship has no such weakness – they are designed to be lighter than air and capable of holding their position under their own steam, providing stability and maneuverability that's valuable for numerous industries.

>>140871643

I think Anon's concern is that they'll re-invent the wheel coming up with a platform and lifting envelope for the airship.

It's not exactly unfounded.

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ASM when?

>>140861324

>she sees your dick

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>>140865983

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SO if they can run a destroyer with a crew of 230 with a class of 30, how many people would they need to fight a Submarine with a nominal complement of a quarter that? Like twelve guys?

>Have a cat named after someone who helped pushed for carriers.
>Don't have carriers or aircraft at all in the show.
Don't bother using references if you can't use them properly anime staff.

>>140872460
>Don't have carriers or aircraft at all in the show.

So fucking triggered.

>>140872384
I hope these aren't all exclusive limitations. Anal is for everyone.

>>140860335
i want to impregnate those meaty thighs

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>>140868784

>thought the whales were submarines
>implying it's not just savage British banter only second to the sinking of Belgrano

I can see how it went now.

>torpedoes ready to fire
>been tracking for a while
>sonar operator calls the bridge to let them know it's only whales, he can hear the mating call
>captain was prepared for this day
>"Jesus Christ. Firing torpedoes"
>sonar operator goes nuts as the bridge celebrates
>"they were just whales sir, why?"
>captain holds back his laughter
>"don't give me that Davies. You're from Cardiff, you know how dangerous Wales can be"
>...
>"ur mums a whale m8"

>everyone nearly pisses themselves laughing
>they kill 2 more to drive the point home

Britannia rules the waves

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Why didn't the submarine use nuclear torpedoes?

>>140873329
>I told him to torpedo the whales and he did it the absolute madman!

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>>140873329
>Britannia rules the waves

Steady, boys, steady, 'tis to glory we steer!

>>140871643

You missed my point.

I'm saying they can just tie weather balloons together, inflate them normally, and shove them in a dirigible for a low cost (and foolproof) way to produce high altitude airships.

They're going to try and reinvent the wheel. The program will not get off the ground, and if it does, it will be an extremely expensive design that tried so much stupid shit and came to the dirigible stuffed with weatherbaloons idea anyway.

>>140873447
ENGLAND EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY

>>140873574

>Thank God I have done my duty

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Where should I take Mina on a first date, lads?

>>140874156

Jutland.

>>140874156
To the depth of the ocean, duh.

>>140868784
>kill whales with torpedos
>whales fight back

>>140871381
>dat campaign
I remember playing that... those were the days...

Yourmans

>>140874156
48°10′N 16°12′W

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>>140873329

>the banter continues throughout the war
>suddenly everyone is shooting torpedoes at whales
>admiralty are being a bitch, tell them not to arm the warheads unless they're certain it's a sub or inside the preset zone of exclusion
>the largest blue whale from a pod gets lost because of the sonar and becomes the target for dozens of torpedoes
>glorious clonks on sonar as the war ends makes everyone drink to celebrate victory while dumping their torpedoes
>blue whale is embedded with over 100 torpedoes. Nicknamed captain clonk, the legendary whale whose bravery and entertainment value exceeded all others
>it dies of being made mostly of torpedoes at this point
>comes to rest 950 miles away from R'lyea

>15 years later, the pressure on the torpedoes finally causes them to detonate. The last known action of rear admiral clonk (promoted post mortem, pre detonation)
>NOAA and US stations listening for submarines classify the noise as the famous bloop

>the men who served and remember the legendary torpedo beating of 1982 dont make the connection, but still feel a sense of accomplishment for some reason

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>>140862570
You called?

>>140874156
Mike's room.

>>140867311
So what this show is saying is that a world where women captain ships is retarded. Good to know.

>>140875114
I know right. Mashiro is retarded for suggesting that planes can't exist. Kouko is an underappreciated genius.

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>>140874369

>whales fight back
>the banter is too savage, it's a suicide mission
>as the whales get closer, they get hit with even more torpedoes
>British subs and surface ships move farther outside the zone of exclusion to follow the whales
>pods in mating season have lead the British navy to their homeland

>blue whale is fin deep in the the freshest whale pussy south of the hemisphere
>see the great steel penises, sound masked by the mating calls, flying directly towards you
>whales face when

>>140872685
>Have some sort of space program that can launch satellites.
>No aircraft
Holy shit, the people in this universe are retarded.

>>140856218
The problem is when you have cute girls saying things with military stress, it is going to sound bad/weird. Rin pronounces it correctly, but IRL IJN stresses it that way so that it carries and will not be misunderstood since the opposite (starboard) is "oma kaji ippai". So it is absolutely crucial for "tori" to not be misheard as "oma" and vice versa.

Also "tori kaji ippai" is literally "left rudder full", which in English would be port, not starboard.

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>>140874881

b-back that ass up

>>140874881
Ah, what could have been...

>>140862038
>A moron
>perfect.

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There will never be an anime about U-boots that will have the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfc_FgIpyLw

>>140875348

>implying they don't just use large cannons to put satellites into orbit

No anon, we are the retards

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>>140871819
Soon.

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>>140875625
We tried that, it didn't work so well, "only" getting up to 180km.

The second time such a project was attempted it was for military purposes and the guy heading the program was assassinated (project Babylon "commissioned" by Saddam Hussein)

>>140875833
>Filename isn't "Nothing personell, Kidd"

>>140875625
You mean the space gun.
Yeah I think we have a better chance with Mass Drivers.

>>140875852
That being said I should probably point out that it would be dirtcheap compared to the multi billion dollar cost of rockets.

>>140876073
Considering we got a radiotransmitter to go up to 180km with the help of a cannon back in the 60s, comparing the space gun with hypothetical mass drivers is beyond absurd.

>>140868491
Is she suffering from ADHD?

Or just the production team ran out of budget.

Am I the only upset they still haven't made a proper WW2 anime? All this WW2 hardware porn and all of it is being squandered on cute girls. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the show, I just wish they would make a more realistic version.

Think "Master&Commander;The anime" set during WW2, they could even use the Graf Spee's story.

>>140876368
It's never a problem of budget, it's always the lack of time. In this case, probably just a lousy direction choice.

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What kind of rumour shall spread now?

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>>140862132

>>140876392
The ship is too modernized for good WW2 hardware porn.

>>140876559
Well how hard is it to change that, the principal is the same. The real pacific naval battles animated would be amazing.

Tora!Tora!Tora! as anime, yes please.

>>140876392
>not the enterprise

>not the johnston

>>140876392
You got Joker game if you want WW2

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>>140875852

>didn't work so well

>16 inch gun with an extended barrel and inadequate secondary acceleration
>reaches 180km
>martlet 3 and 4 were to reach space despite the limitations
>the program was dirt cheap
>lol canceled because rockets
>we space shuttle now

You can't tell me that Bull wasn't fucked horribly by us. He tried to fund martlet himself and got locked up for his artillery design to SA.

And the Babylon gun was as threatening to Israel as my dick is currently. It couldn't be aimed, was in a position only to shoot things into space, and Israel still assassinated bull and burned his files. Israel had no protests until big babylon was to be set up. The best part about it is that it was pointed east to get a boost from the rotation of the earth. They confiscated all their shit just to scrap it without a second look. The Space shuttle program was the worst thing to happen to space travel since the soviet N1 failed because the designer died early of gulag based injuries.

I will never ever not be upset.

>>140876689
>>140876559
Not to mention that the tensions between the IJN and the other branches of the military would make for some good drama.

>>140876368
She wants to shoot torpedos and the rest of the bridge crew won't shut up and let her.

>>140876831
When I said "didn't work so well" I meant it in the sense that it didn't work out and the guy got mossad'd.

NASA gobbling up cash by the billions to use lamorockets upsets me as well.

>>140876776
Which doesn't contain any WW2 hardware porn.

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>>140875348
>No aircraft
I still fucking refuse to believe this is true. They include an LCS, her anti-air weapons, her hangar, her flight deck for helicopters and they say there's no aircraft?

It's fucking bullshit and is either some master ruse or extremely poor worldbuilding.

>>140876073

You have to start somewhere anon.

We banked on rockets getting cheaper and more reliable. We were wrong. Mass drivers would be the next step if we took the first 2.

>>140876121

It was a few million dollar program. They used an old 16 inch gun from a battleship and over the span of a few decades they extended it and developed the first real multi stage guns in history.

Millions of dollars vs billions and they still got canceled. They funded the space shuttle instead. They replaced the Saturn V with purpose built cargo rockets that fail with a frequency which makes the Russian federation blush.

This has nothing to do with ships, but I just had to vent. I am still mad.

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>>140876881
and we would get NIPPON BANZAI.

>>140877076
I bet that there are aircraft, but it is a secret.

>>140877099
I don't think anyone can honestly not be mad at NASA's squandering of money, a bureaucratic mess of an organization resulting from it still being governmental controlled and tax funded instead of privatized.

>>140877099
>Millions of dollars vs billions and they still got canceled. They funded the space shuttle instead.
That's because (and I still have trouble believing this is actually true) the Space Shuttle contained parts made in each of the fifty States of the US of A. That's right, for some reason the Shuttle has parts made in Alaska and Hawaii. The Space Shuttle was one giant pork barrel project to bring jobs to every single State.

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>Shiro is afraid of cats
>Has cat plushies in her room
explain

>>140878191
Well she has a shark plushy too but I doubt she be inclined to hug a real shark if she saw one.

Let's bully Wilhelmina?

>>140878402
She will counter-bully you if you try.

>>140878191
How about yourself, /a/?
>despise real girls
>collect girl figures

>>140855932
I love that phrase.

>>140878515
After the anime is over someone should make a compilation video.

When exactly does this air in nipland?

>>140878324
BTFO

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Friendship when?

Lunch dates when?

>>140879885
Tea and cakes when

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>>140878515
You might enjoy Space Battleship Yamato then.

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The better have some mad scenes together.

>>140879911
Yes, please. But it's to my understand that the Bosche prefer coffee over the greatest beverage on this planet.

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>>140863894
EZ, Admiral Isoroku doesn't even need all of those gimmicks to be cute.

>>140881609
Me on the left

>>140872444
30.
All ships are crewed by a whole class of 30.
From little subs to the fucking Musashi.

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>>140873329
>Britannia rules the waves
This is what Britongs actually believed by law

also, filename

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Oui.

>>140881719
>tries to refute the "Britania rules the waves" statement
>needs to go back to 1741 to do so
>needs to bring up an amphibious assault/siege of port town to do so
>needs to bring up a battle in which most casualties on both sides were due to disease to do so
Bravo, in no way have you refuted the "Britania rules the waves" statement. Not even anglo btw, landlocked Swiss here.

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>>140882004
Wow, you sure showed us.

>>140882098
This may just be me being swiss, but the US of A has always just been an extension of "Britannia rules the waves" in my mind, in fact the expression might as well be "anglos rule the waves". USA's naval dominance is a direct consequence of the naval dominance of the countries that helped build it, being Britain and to a lesser extent Spain and Holland.

>>140882098
I wonder if they classified the Izumos as carriers, how many % would that be. 1%?

>>140882171
Well, let me do some math. Stand by.

>>140882004
>needs to go back to 1700s
But, Anon, that's the point in history where the "BRTW" meme was born.

You need to do aditional research, Anon
I'll give you the TL;DR of it
>the "BRTW" thing was a propaganda thing
>actual research shows they won about the same number of battles they lost, just keep their mouths clamped shut about the later
>aditional research shows they failed to get their strategic objectives about half the times
>aditional research shows US ships routinely handled them their asses (not even US or pro-US here)

Here. Have an even older link for amusement value for you to start your aditional research
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada
(not only the Spaniards know how to royally fuck up a large "invincible" fleet, it seems)

Have one of Nelson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Santa_Cruz_de_Tenerife_%281797%29
(the part of him getting owned pre actual battle by little armed yatchs attacking his shis of the line is really amusing)

More XIVII century wackyness. Google "Chesapeake".

I would point you to the "exploits" of the Royal Navy in WW2, but that's left as an exercise to the reader. Might I point you to the words "fleet-in-being", and to the percent of fucking ITALIAN (for fucking fuck's sake!) shipping, that the RN was tasked to interdict, which was actually interdicted (hint: low single digits).

Don't bother giving me more isolated examples of British victories, I know them very well. Re: "about the same number of battles they lost" above.

And proof of the "propganda" thing is that you, dear Swiss Anon, actually FELL FOR IT.

>>140882353
That is a lot of TL;DR when I can show how wrong you are by simply pointing out in what language we, and most of the rest of the world that matters, are conversing.

>>140882171
>>140882204
So, according to Wikipedia, there are about 1,766,380,000 tons of aircraft carriers currently in commission in the world. Since I'm counting the Izumo, and the Hyugas, I've included LHDs and other amphibious assault ships in this number.
Combined, the three Japanese helicopter destroyers weigh in at 65,000,000 tons, or about 3%.
I still have the numbers up, so if any of you want to know something, I can run it real quick.

>>140861313
>>140863455
I want to fuck her in that crow's nest.

>>140882501
Good job, anon.Can you probably upload the sheet somewhere?

>>140882501
>Since I'm counting the Izumo, and the Hyugas

Just to make sure, you took both Izumos (Izumo and Kaga), right?

>>140882540
Kaga is fitted out, but not yet in commission, I believe, so I did not.

>>140882524
Being honest, someone already did that for me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_carriers_in_service#Commissioned_carriers
I just plugged the numbers in.
Note though that the listed tonnage are in mt, so multiply by 1000 unless you want to look like an idiot like I almost did.

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>>140882540
>Kaga is almost exactly as long and wide as Kaga
Vastly different displacement, but still a fun factoid

>>140882004
>Bravo, in no way have you refuted the "Britania rules the waves" statement. Not even anglo btw, landlocked Swiss here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0jgZKV4N_A

>46 admirals, and 88 commodores.
>Only 25 surface fleet ships.

>Have an aircraft carrier but can't afford to give it any planes.

>>140878662
Look it up on anichart.

>>140882663
More impressive is that a Burke-class destroyer is about the same displacement and dimensions as a New Orleans-class cruiser.

This is a show that I'm never dropping, if for nothing else than the naval shitposting in the threads. I love you guys.

Threadly reminder that MC is a soulless one dimensional Mary Sue.

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>>140882663

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>>140882962
She's hardly best girl by any stretch, but she wears a hat so she's cute and I don't care.

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>>140882962
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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>>140882962
As much as people hype her ability in these threads she's derp who barely passed the test and left the lights on when fighting a sub at night. And she played right into the villain's hands.

>>140882962
Juuuust the MC now?

>>140882170
>USA's naval dominance is a direct consequence of the naval dominance of the countries that helped build it, being Britain and to a lesser extent Spain and Holland.
Explain

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>>140882962
>episeode 1: Got staged by mind-controlled Furusho
>episode 2: All credit goes to anyone but Capt Mike which was so busy retrieving German girl
>episode 3: Mi-chan to the rescue

Which part of Mary Sue you're talking about?

>>140871730
>>140873521
Which I can hardly see how ballons can fulfill that role...
and that's a form of competition that ask different companies/individuals to participate, not they invent it their own..

>>140883230
Well, no Britain with boats = US of A run by the Spanish. In that case I would have said Spain was the main contributor. If Spain didn't have boats and America had never been discovered by yurop, then it would still be run by injuns.

>>140883364
False, the United States government is not the British one, in fact they were at war.

>>140855932
Is hard left rudder the perfect translation for that?

I'm going to cum inside Furushou.

>>140884166
Enjoy having your dick ripped off by the deep sea monster that controls her

>>140884432
But Furushou is a good girl!

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>>140884432
So far the only ships that have gone insane were all real ships, right? Musashi, the LCS, Spee, the sub.
OBVIOUSLY what's happening is the warrior spirits of those ships has leaked between worlds from ours to this shitty peaceful one, and are filling the girls with a lust for decisive battles.
Harekaze didn't exist in the real world, so she's perfectly safe, no vengeful IJN ghosts.

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>>140884540
>are we moving left or back

>>140884540
My sister studied this ship painting thing for her arts degree I thought it was a joke at first.

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Ohka girls when?

>>140882962
Capt Mike is a hard worker to minimize human damages and she always care about everyone with warmth as her own family. But at the moment, almost no one give her a word of thanks as Kuro was doing to Shiro. She just works hard without return. It doesn't look like Mary Sue.

>>140886083
>that uguu mike and shiro

>>140886083
Mike confirmed ayylien.

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I want to throat Shiro chan.

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>>140885235
>CHERRI BUROSSOMU

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>>140885235

Probably when they ran out of boys to fly their missiles into air-air shells.

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>>140884540
>OBVIOUSLY what's happening is the warrior spirits of those ships has leaked between worlds from ours to this shitty peaceful one, and are filling the girls with a lust for decisive battles.

Sounds good to me!

>>140887210
What music do you think Willy listens to

>>140888353
Maron sure is popular.
>>140888389
Got to be Wagner right?

>>140884140
Should be port instead of left.

>>140888353
As an engineering student I can finally self insert properly

I want to sexually abuse Rin.

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Would strafe her from bow to stern.

>>140888823
You can't because noplanes.

>>140888696
We've had this discussion many times already. "Left rudder" and "right rudder" are accurate as far as helmsman commands go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KnCqcTEOU#t=1m8s

>>140888696
What's the difference between port and left?

>>140863673
>>140873208
Your genes are awfuld so no!

>>140889060

Port is an absolute reference to the left side of the ship's bow, whereas left is relative.

>>140889233
Wouldn't the person stand facing the same way as the ship anyway? Wouldn't the captain scold you for facing the wall while sailing?

>>140889060
Port is a fixed direction with respect to the ship. Left isn't explicitly fixed with respect to any person or thing.
When you use directions that are fixed with respect to the ship, you avoid shit like:
>your left
>no, my left
>no! your other left!

>>140888932
My bad.

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>>140882353

It was the 1800's into the 1900's

Youre correct otherwise. All other navies had the same track record with ships of the line, but britain won huge when it counted, eventually gaining control over the seas by acknowledging the weakness ships of the line have and building a fuckload. Theres a reason they colonized the eastern US, especially the north.

Their naval commanders of the 1800's post revolutionary war were brilliant, revolutionizing naval combat from the centuries long stagnation there once was. Plus, the largest advantage and advancement when it came to ships of the line was copper or iron bottoms. Before that, they had a habit of falling apart at sea, much less have any strength under fire due to wood rot.

Youre arguing semantics on the term, britannia rules the waves. Of all the navies claiming this, the brits won where it counted, and in the end, they did rule the seas with ships of the line.

>>140889295

You might have a job that involves facing some direction other than forward, or be talking about an object or location.

Also, the Captain doesn't usually scold. IIRC routine discipline generally falls to the XO.

>>140881719

>1741
>bring a huge fighting force to Columbia, especially your wooden ships
>slowly make way through the tropics as many old ships of the line rot
>park your ships in the harbor, surrounded by land based cannon firing hotshot while your troops run at napoleons pre naming

>Perfidy pooper status: perforated

New world naval battles are interesting. It's like they had to relearn everything while learning things they never knew from just fighting amongst each other in Europe.

Is there anyone in navy or marine, watching this show?

>>140889411
>the brits won where it counted

This is the important distinction. At least off the top of my head, the only truly pivotal battle where they came up short was Graves failing to force the French blockade in the Chesapeake and subsequently being unable to reinforce or evacuate Cornwallis

>>140889298

That's why it's in terms of the rudder.

A hard left will always be hard left. Meanwhile calling for enemy contacts using bow, stern etc with incoming fire warnings is the standard in that regard.

Its a thing born out of the age of sail to not confuse the fuck out of everybody. You say left instead of port to let everyone know you wish to have the ship turn left. You dont say port because it confuses the fuck out of the idiots on the sails. They had to work in synergy.

2 mins

get in here niggas