How would you handle this situation?

>>140783834
Drink with her.

>>140783834

Nothing a good dicking can't fix.

>>140783834
Would play an MMO with her.

Take it easy, Japan is weird regarding these things.

This news site is biased. Cakes are not and cannot be cute.

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>>140783834
kero kero

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Get her drunk and put a seed in her.

All the cakes want that.

>>140783834
Headpats.

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>>140784798
You are quite, quite wrong.

Make fun of her and hurt her feelings

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>>140785312
If they were cute they'd have found a man earlier.

>>140783834
I would play Mario Kart with her.

>>140784846
Poor cake.

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>>140783834
With Nanako? Where to even start? Shoot the shit? Movie? Drinking buddy? Hand holding?

Memories flooding back, suddenly I wanna rewatch Lucky Star for her.

Unfortunately not all cakes are hot.

"Pizza, beer, games, and a movie at my place?"

>>140785413
But anon, you just posted best girl

>>140787448
Then why does nobody want her.

>>140788513
That's a dumb question, anon. That's like saying "If she's best girl why didn't she win?" for a harem. The anime universe doesn't pander to who is best, it tells a story.

>>140788571
Don't quite see how she can be best anything if she's so canonically undesirable.

>>140788612
The people she dated had shit taste

>>140783834
I tell her that her lust for dicks is merely the result of Japanese propaganda attempting to correct the birth deficit. Men and women alike both fall prey to the biological imperative at some point in their lives but I will show her that the natural way is not always the best way, and that what society expects is not always what is best for the individual. This realization will cause her future to collapse as she is no longer deluded by a goal that she accepted on bad faith and she is left vulnerable and without a foundation to stand on. At this point, I will pat her on the head gently and tell her "Pshhh... nothin personnel kid."

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>>140785413
Yomiko had a man, but he died in horrible experiments by the Library.

She has a woman now.

>>140788659
If she couldn't pull a man with good taste it's her own fault. Just face it, she's shit. She will die alone and childless in an apartment filled with 7 cats, her final few days spent crying and looking through old school yearbooks at all the students she watched grow and pass her by being more successful than her. And on the final page will be a single large picture of 8man decorated with hearts, she'll touch the photo with her hand one last time before muttering "damn, that young bitch who stole him from me. I never should have put them together" and dies.

>>140783834
Cuddle her and pat her head. Some people may find that patronizing for treating them like a child but a sad older woman would like being treated younger.

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>>140790215
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

>>140783834
I would go ass to mouth.

>>140783834
I would show her the warmth only an american gaijin can give.

>tfw when somebody saves one of your images

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>>140786816
I wanted to hug her and tell her everything would be ok.

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Take her to karaoke so she can vent.

>>140791731
No fuck you I don't want to feel sad.

>>140783834
wwwwwww nigga she 27

>>140791731
It's sad but she raised every death flag known to man

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>tfw you turned into a christmas cake this year

>>140783834
Volunteer as the impregnator?

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>>140783834
Wreck her ass in whatever game she feels confident about so she has nothing left.

>tfw as old as her
What's the male equivalent? Wizard status is not until 30