Trying to go to the toilet and she blocks your way. What do you do?

Kick that chuuni bitch in the face

Head pat into submission

>>140752963
>Hey kiddo, wanna fuck?

>*teleports behind her*

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>>140752991
>>140753016
Both of these are viable options.

>>140752963
Pull her eyepatch off and tell her that Guardian a shit.

>>140753067
Not with her super soldier powers.

>>140752963
Tell her that "She's grounded" like a responsible parent.

>>140752963
Go full R. Kelly on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8CxyQx4zE

>>140752963
>What do you do
Her.

>>140752963
Pee on her

>>140753279
>super soldier powers
>girl

Being great at making a sandwich doesn't mean you can't kick her in the face or pat her head.

>>140752963
>What do you do?
Rewrite myself.

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>>140752963
She is the toilet.

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>>140753279
>Capable fighting female
>In anime

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>>140752963
pee in her butt

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>>140753420
Always the correct answer.

>>140753429
Came here to post this.

>>140752963
Go to the toilet anywhere.
The only difference is that now I will carry a loli with me.

poke her remaining eye out

Unleash the Chihaya beam.

>>140752963
Thats clearly a toilet, so I piss in it.

Do a 360 and walk away

RAPE

>>140752963
Pull down my pants to reveal a diaper, take a huge dump in it, then tell her to take responsibility and change it for me.

>>140752963
destroy her with capoeira

Lift her up and place her to the side of the door and then go to the bathroom.
She's like four foot six and weighs less then a leg.

>>140753420
This, or 「CBC」.

>>140753453
Depends on the episode and genre. If its haremshit you could challenge her to a duel where surely your unique MC powers will emerge and get you a surprising victory. If its any other genere in the early episodes expect her to break your shit up to stablish she means bussiness. If its halfway or beyond you're safe and sound. High chances are that she already got nerfed/power creped to hell by that point.

Tell her my cum tastes liked grilled saury.