This is your DPS tonight.

She can be my DP anytime.

No thanks. I would rather not have a DPS that gets out DPSed by our tank.

>>140745078
DPS I would marry and fuck/10

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>>140745218
>I would rather not have a DPS that gets out DPSed by our tank.
this. she even has the audacity to congratulate him for "killing everything and not leaving anything for her", instead of apologizing for her shit performance.

>>140745078
show me your DPS meter, I bet mine is bigger.

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>>140745078
She's perfection.

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Ako is the purest waifu ever created and she is mine, not yours, MINEEEEEEE

>still playing MMOs

>>140749950
Nigga, I've met good DPS than her.

>>140749950
Is it me, or are the V faces in this show extremely boner-causing?

>>140745078
i'm sure that her pc can't even work when in raid with 10+ people, i hate poor fag.

>>140749972
i want to pump her full of seamen

Alright you fuckers, we need to decide which dungeon we are raiding tonight.

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>>140750299
Mine.

Melee DPS sucks. I rather get range DPS.

>>140749972
>casual
>doesn't want to look things up
>clicker
>keyboard turner
>cares more about looks than about stats
>can't follow tactics
>is a shitty healer
She needs to get /gkicked and l2p.

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>>140750956
Not in this game.

>>140751594
how the fuck are akos stats so damn bad
its like she hasnt allocated stats for 20 levels

>>140751594
>Apricot
>M.AT/493+410x1.8
heh

>keeping a shitty healer in your party

Immersion broken.

>>140751194
the entire guild is ass though
pig is a terrible dps that talks smack even though he gets carried
ako cares more about looks and can't follow tactics like you said
and prez is a pay2win fuckass

>>140751721

I don't get it. Is it because of the Pay2Win booster items?

>>140751857

Even a shitty healer is better than no healer?

>>140751857
Hey, at least you can blame someone else for playing like shit.

As someone who has played as a healer and actually be good at it, it's a thankless job. If everything goes smoothly, everyone just thinks this is how it's supposed to be all the time. One missed heal or aggro due to overhealing, and everything falls apart.

>>140754214
>tank dies
>WHAT THE FUCK HEALER

I feel bad for healers

>>140754352

It's even worse when a ranged dps pulls aggro and dies before the healer can even target them.

>>140754352
I feel especially bad for healers who get blamed for the deaths of shit tanks or anyone who was standing in fire.

I've played my fair share of mmos but I could never handle playing a healer, the amount of babysitting they are expected to do is beyond anything I am able to tolerate.

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>>140754214
I used to be the top paladin healer on my server and Ako triggers me every time. I really fucking hate casuals that can't play well

So much this >>140751194
Just kick her and find someone that actually takes the game seriously

>>140753702
yes

>implying I need one

>>140753718
She practically doesn't heal at all until the fight is over, might as well grab an extra dps and kill shit before it kills you

>>140751594
How the hell is he highest level if he keeps dying and losing XP?

> DPS
dumb pig slut?

>>140755674
The power of grinding

>>140755674
He soloed like a mad cunt after proposing to the teacher

>>140754214
>tank
>control over 9000 trash mobs
>save retarded group members as they attempt to kill themselves by dpsing the wrong target or pulling new mobs
>watch helplessly as they kill themselves with aoe
>no matter how hard you can carry on trash, you still can't make them press their buttons harder/faster

I understand Rucians suffering.

>>140755960
I've been on both sides of the fence, and I have to say that having a retarded tank is a death sentence

>>140749972
>waifuing a fembot
oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>140745078
The fuck is dps, deepthroat position sex?

>>140756398
I need to roast and eat that pig ASAP.

>>140754642
None of them is playing seriously, they're all there for fun.

I'd fug a pig

Next episode airs tomorrow right?

>>140756500
Worst casual argument ever. There is nothing fun about playing with scrubs that aren't min-maxing and doing their best

>>140756747
It is fun if they're all scrubs.

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>>140756766
But they aren't. Piggu wants to progress but the shitty healer is holding them back

>>140756353
Fucking casual. Your powerlevel is too low, play more mmo.

>>140756766
But they're not. Rucian is actually good, and p2wfag carries their DPS hardcore.

>>140756793
>I hate endgame play!
Well then.

/gkick

>>140756205
Having a retarded tank is a death sentence, but being a decent to good tank and being stuck with a mediocre to bad party is an excersize in suicide prevention.

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>>140756205
It's much easier to deal with a retarded healer as a tank than to deal with a retarded tank as a healer.
And not just because of the way game mechanics work, the mentality of the players plays a pretty major role, too.

The average tank is a stuck up primadonna who thinks he's the God's gift to your group and if you dare criticize him in any way he's going to be deeply offended by it and either leave the group or try to get you removed from the group. The average healer is a passive aggressive little bitch with a chip on her shoulder who is always looking for an excuse to complain about something and/or bully the damage dealers. But if you play as the tank, you're higher on the pecking order than the healer, and she knows this, so if you tell her to stop being a little shit she's going to suck it up and obey your orders.

>>140754214
>As someone who has played as a healer and actually be good at it, it's a thankless job.

And?
You were the one who took the job, it was your decision. Ever saw someone thank dps? Ever saw someone thank the tank? Of course not. Still, some fucking healers demand people thank them for doing their fucking job.

If you're good at your job, you can expect people to spam you party invites the moment you log on. But don't expect a thank you.

>>140745078
I'm going to turn that DPS into a breeding sow.

>>140756478
I just spent half an hour reading about pigs because of your comment i don't
know why

>>140756793
Wat does that endplay game means ?

>>140756793
>i hate endgame
female me

>>140757529
Were you able to find out the best method of roasting one?

>Akiyama has pink hair
Shit she'd look 100x better with brown hair desu just like I thought she would, does she end up joining the group?

>>140757595
Raids, dungeons and min-maxing your characters stats. It require you to do a lot of off-game research to make your character as strong as possible

>>140757602
Endgame is objectively bad game design. The journey, exploration and learning the game is the most fun bit of any game.

>>140757951
Maybe if your shit at the game

>>140745078
This anime is /v/ magnet
Who BDO here

>>140758012
Yes, looking shit up on google, spending hours comparing items on spreadsheets, then finally getting to follow a guide on how to kill a boss is a very hardcore experience indeed

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I heal. The DPS isn't usually my concern if they have any clue what they're doing.

>>140758143
fishing right now laddy

>>140758148
idk how bad you have to be to spend hours doing that shit

>>140757781
So endplay game means expendig time leveling up ?

>>140758232
Endgame is when you've hit the level cap

>>140758219
Yeah it's called min-maxing. Usually it takes quite a while as you need to experiment and research to reach 100% of your characters potential.

>>140751194
>>140749972
Do people like Ako exists? Every healer I played with thats female are competent.

>>140751194
>clicking is bad
l2p
>>140754214
play a better mmo then

>>140758344
you just said you look it up on google anyway?
i bet someone more competent then you arleady posted the best min max shit already

>>140758368
>Do people like Ako exist
Yes

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>>140758368

>>140758368
They do. Usually they're bipolar 13-year old girls. They grow up into good healers eventually, but their early phase is kind of painful.

>>140758368

Of course they do. It really depends on which game they play, though.

Most of them are male, too.

>>140758422
>They grow up into good healers eventually
No they don't.
They end up being horrible at video games and become roasties.

>>140758422
Has shit changed? I literally only met 2 decent female healers during Vanilla -> Wotlk WoW. Haven't played one since then.

>>140758401
At least you agree with me on something. In some cases you don't even have to do anything and just follow someones build.

>>140751594
>Wizzard

>>140758655
if you are complaining about dipping low, you're both playing bad.

>>140758776
>I only ever dipped low when taking damage for 15+ seconds without any heals.
Then you're bad or playing a bad mmo

>>140749972
Is she a frogposter?

>>140758882
She's a dumb frogposter

>>140757951
Endgame is what you do after you've done all that. Endgame is what keeps people in a game after they've learned all it can offer. Of course it's not as good as playing new content, but there's no dev team on earth that can produce quality content faster than people can consume it. Thus, endgame is a necessary evil of any MMO that doesn't want to be dead in a month or two.

>>140758828
Jesus you're retarded. The enemies are balanced around the damage being dealt and healer healing it, if healer doesn't click the buttons health bar is going to stay low.

>>140758969
>Jesus you're retarded. The enemies are balanced around the damage being dealt and healer healing it, if healer doesn't click the buttons health bar is going to stay low.
So you're playing bad reactive MMOs

The thing I hate the most about these mmo shows is how they bring all the /v/irgins to shitpost about their horrid wowclones.

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Sensei a best, right?

>>140758991
Yes, most MMOs are tab target RPGs
>>140758928
''End-game'' was a new concept introduced by Everquest then popularized by WoW. In classic MMOs like Tibia you basically have unlimited amount of content because of how long the leveling takes.

>>140758655
As a tank, you should be dipping low. That means the healer is DPS'ing instead of over-healing. In ye olden days, I'm talking EverQuest here, when your HP hit zero, you fell unconscious and started bleeding out as your HP dropped into the negatives. Unless the hit blew right through that and killed you outright. The survivable range of negative HP was really small, you see. It was the goal of every good healer to induct his tanks into The Purple Club, called such because your HP bar went from red to purple while you were unconscious. The tank drops to floor, the healer drops The Big Heal Bomb, then the tank bounces back up like it weren't no thing. We called it The Purple Dance.

>>140759145
>Yes, most MMOs are tab target RPGs
Tab-target doesn't mean 'u gotta just heel a bunch'.

If you need to be healed every 15 seconds, you are a downie reactive tank.

>>140745078
I hate THIS fucking kind of MC.
Cute, beautiful, busty girl literary loves you and tries to jump your dick on ever occasion.
Instead of going with it and fucking her you try to prove to her that you are a failure.

I'd kick this MC in balls given the chance.

>>140759248
He's getting there extremely slowly.

>>140759248
She can't tell truth from fiction, dude. She's literally insane.

>>140759248
You forgot to mention that she's dumb, clingy and has a mental disorder

>>140759245
What kind of fucking games are you playing? I want to see you clear any boss, any raid in say, World of Warcraft while getting healed only every 15 seconds. Fucking hell in some raid tiers the healers had to spam heals and overheal tank just to make him survive.
Oh wait I get it, you're trolling.

>>140758828
Shitty healer who likes to AFK detected.

>>140759248
Dumb, greasy, incompetent. There is no good reason to get her. Take some solace in the fact that she will eventually win and there is no one else in the running.

>>140759248

Would you fuck every single girl that wanted your dick? Even if next morning said dick would end chopped because she heard you moan in your sleep another woman's name? Or perhaps she lies about being on the pill and gets pregnant, or she could slip poison or whatever in your drink.

Just because you're a desperate virgin doesn't mean every MC is, stop projecting you piece of shit.

>>140759390
>World of Warcraft
Do you want me to laugh at you? Nobody thinks this game is difficult at any level.

>u just gotta heel a lot so difficult omg
Like I said, downie reactive tank playing downie reactive game.
>>140759392
See: above

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>>140759390
>World of Warcraft

>>140759248
Fuck off and get some standards fag. She's mentally ill.

>>140759392
Actual good MMOs will kill you if you AFK, not just kill the tank.

Because, you know, things actually happen in them rather than 'ok guys this next attac kis going ti hurt so make sure u heel big'

>>140759431
Man you're retarded. Chances are >>140758655 was playing WoW since it's the MMO everyone has played. Then you fucking come out and shitpost while not having a clue about anything.
By the way, if you're a playing a game that allows you to dodge every attack and you still need to be healed at any level you are shit.

>>140759569
>>140759443
>>140759431
What's a good, hard mmo?

>>140759609
>your retarded
Downie reactive tank getting defensive about his downie reactive games.

>>140759631
There are none.

>>140759609
Stop replying to him, his baiting is obvious now.
He keeps using his "reactive" buzzword and really gave it away with his last post.
He's either a complete retard or trolling.

>>140759705
>i cant play easy games so ur just a troll xD
You clearly don't know what 'reactive' means, do you?

dead dps do no dps

she's the type to overdo and then die

then complain how she was the best before her death.

>>140759751
pls reply
>>140759631

>>140759631
I can guarantee you that the people you replied to haven't even cleared any raid tiers on WoW on max difficulty. Don't even bother.

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Anyone got the text-art of the 2ch meme this is from? I saw it posted during episode 1 but I forgot to save it. I'd like it for reference, 2ch memes always fascinate me.

Also fuck the haters, Ako is the best.

>>140759822
>wow
At any difficulty level, it is easy reactive garbage content.

>>140759822
I don't think they played any mmos

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>>140759833

>>140759854
>le only mmos are baby reactive content like wow

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>>140759874
Thanks my dude

>>140759893
No, I literally asked for a good MMO and didn't get any replies.

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These are your idols tonight

>>140759853
lmao, thanks for proving you have no clue what you're talking about, ''reactive'' faggot. Oh wait, you did clear LFR that one time didn't you. Fuck off back to your chink ncsoft shit, muh reactive action MMOs kid

>>140759914
Good is up to you. Just don't call reactive content difficult.
>>140759931
i too browse /v/ and /b/
le n*ggers tongue my an*s!!!!

Reminder not to reply to this /v/ermin who keeps spouting his "reactive" buzzword, let him rot and he'll fuck off eventually.

>>140759931
Dude just fucking stop replying, you're giving him exactly what he wants.
Or are you him replying to yourself? I wouldn't be surprised.

>>140759914
Do yourself a favor and find something else to do rather then invest your time in a MMO. I have a friend who picked up WoW for the first time in his life in August 2014, and hasn't logged out since. All I hear about is Nostralius bullshit and he's convinced Blizzard is a good company and modern WoW is great. He even specifically subscribed to private servers devoted to exclusively Vanilla, BC, and WotLC content, all while juggling his Mythic Raid team on Illidan who are like #30 or something in the world. Its disgusting, he has a problem, and you shouldn't go down the same path.

>>140759931
Just stop replying.

>>140759833
I'll give her credit for the :3 but she's still boring.

>>140759990
>all while juggling his Mythic Raid team on Illidan who are like #30 or something in the world
Sounds like an accomplishment. What's the problem?

>>140760026
Cause he's very quickly devolving into what Satoru from NHK feared he'd be at 50.

>>140759984
>/v/ermin
I hate video games and /v/.

Just accept WoW is for children.

>>140760059
He's probably a youngster, just let him have his MMO phase. And the other thing is MMO nowadays don't require you to spend 24/7 to stay competitive. There's Mythic raiding guilds who only have like 2 raid days a week. You can manage that with a job.

>>140760163
This is why no one takes WoW seriously, it's children's content amped up and deemed difficult by the 'we can recover' mindset people.

>>140760059
If you have something else in your life apart from games, like college or a job I can't see how that could happen

>>140760161
Yes. Still you probably haven't even cleared any raid tier in WoW so you have no fucking business criticizing WoW's gameplay.

The real end content is wow is making transmogs for female draenei.

>>140760275
>U HAVENT DONE THING I SED IF YOU INSULT ME AND MY TRASH GAME ;C
WoW's most difficult gameplay is casual gameplay on good MMOs just with more outgoing damage.

>>140760300
Draenei would be nice if not for those disgusting hooves, fuck you Blizzard.

>>140760423
They would too weird with normal feet with those legs, hooves are solid.

>>140759631
Dark Age of Camelot

>>140760380
I guess the reason that WoW still has the most competitive world first race is because it's easy casual shit. Yo dude make sure you put those great reactions to good use when someone goes for a sucker punch on you in real life because you're an insufferable, annoying piece of shit.

>>140760536
Do people still play that?

>>140760632
I'm not sure, but the new updated version that will probably disappoint everyone is coming

>playing a realm vs realm mmo
>best 'healer' in the realm
>run faster than mounts, chasing fleeing players and nuking them down with aoe lightning

Aika online...good times. Dps healer is best healer.

>>140760603
Meanwhile everyone who was ever good at the game has abandoned it for a children's card game.

>>140760603
>its popular so its good
ok there sweetheard

How do you get into MMOs if you have no friends into vidyas?

>>140760812
The thing about MMOs are, they are online.

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>>140760812
You buy your friends

>>140759631
I used to play Lineage 2 during Interlude, shit was pretty unforgiving. Dunno how is it these days after it went f2p though.

>>140760812
I had/have no friends full stop and MMO were/are a way to interact with people. I recently started playing WoW again and since I joined a guild my social skills improved massively, now I can have conversations without having to be completely anonymous.

>>140760842
But it's kind of awkward to talk to people you don't know, even more if you're a total noob who knows nothing about tactics, dps, tanks etc.

>>140760161
>Just accept WoW is for children.
Video games are for children.
So is anime and manga.
Hint: Manchildren are an actual thing and not a buzzword. Pretty much failures in life who can't handle post school/society life. There's more and more of them every year and those hobbies are aimed at them exclusively.
Now fuck off you shitposting retard.

>>140760756
>everyone who was ever good at the game has abandoned it for a children's card game.
Hearthstone is casual p2w shit and no legacy players play that neo-blizzard trash.
They're all too busy bitching and whining about Nostalrius going down.

>>140760380
>WoW's most difficult gameplay is casual gameplay on good MMOs just with more outgoing damage.
If you're a shitter maybe, which you obviously are. That or you're talking our your ass like a retarded troll who doesn't know shit.
Kill yourself.

>>140760907
Then you should be asking a different question, like "how do I make friends?" We don't know each other and here we are. Asshole.

>>140760983
In real life it's different because you usually have a reason to start talking to someone.
Asking someone if you can join their party out of the blue feels strange to me

>>140760876
GoD is complete shit.
L2 Classic is pretty cool though.

>try WoW
>hate the combat with tab target and global CDs
>finish leveling in like a week, still had an offer to get another lvl 80 character or something, only subbed for one month

>only MMO whose setting, art, and side content I've ever enjoyed was FFXV
>still hate the tab target gameplay and don't think it's worth a subscription

>try BnS
>combat is interesting
>PvE? Never heard of it
>world feels extremely empty

>try TERA
>enjoy the combat system
>enjoy the PvE
>dead game

Are there no good MMOs?

What do you guys think about Final Fantasy XIV?

>>140760924
>no legacy players bother with that trash

Except, you know, every big Hearthstone streamer that played 3v3 competitively or was part of that big guild with some Chuuni name I forgot.

>>140761071
I like wow but for me it's easy, it was my first mmo and I believe it gets perfectly the fluff behind some classes. I don't play much though so I don't really fill the content draught.

>>140750330
10/10

>>140761071
MMOs are what you make of them.

>>140761048
In any game, if you are just questing out in the world, no one wants to party. Everyone fights over objectives unless it is automatic or you are practically forced to, as was the case with vanilla WoW. For things like dungeons it's a lot easier. It just comes naturally. People look for more and if you answer, they'll call back. Essentially the same as making a post on the 4chan.

>>140761048
It used to be pretty normal before party finders.

>>140761119
Fun content, not enough of it to be worth a sub. Wish it wasn't tab target but more like an action RPG like Tera.

>>140761059
Isn't lineage getting a new game

>>140755652
I used to do that to maximize mana regen and limit threat gain during fights. As long as nobody dies, it's daijoubou. Ancient techniques passed down from the venerable masters, ganbatte and try to become at least semi-pro

>>140761238
>Essentially the same as making a post on the 4chan.
With less smug anime girls, sadly.

>>140761071
guild wars 2 is pretty good.

>>140754214
Doesn't this sounds funny to you?

I mean, you said ot yourself

>everything goes well, no one thanks you because they think that's how ot's supposed to be

Well
Because that IS how its supposed to be. If everything went well, then everyone did their jobs properly.

It went well because the healer properly healed, it went well because the front-line properly tanked and went well because the heavy damage dealers dps properly.

When was the last time you said "thank you for properly dpsing" to your dps?

>>140756986
>It's much easier to deal with a retarded healer as a tank than to deal with a retarded tank as a healer.
Seriously depends on the extras. good dps carry bad healers, good tanks carry bad dps, and good healers carry bad everything.

>>140759248
>nice boat.jpg

>>140754214
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

>>140759248
He wants her to recover from her delusions before jumping on her.

Dps > Tank > Wizard > Healer

>>140762297
>dps top anything
>wizard???
u tried

>>140761071
Vindictus is the only MMO I've ever played that actually had fun and good combat that wasn't just mindless busywork for housewives and middle-aged businessmen.

Shame that the population is always so low. It's probably barely active right now with BD trending.

>we never see Pig's room
>says her PC is crappy enough to miss out on a game that looks like it would run on a washing machine
She's poor, isn't she?

>>140763529
Her house is made of hay.

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Subs when?

>>140763529
Or maybe her parents don't care about her hobby and don't want to spend money on a better PC.

>>140763867
Tomorrow around 16 GMT I guess.

>>140761346
As long as nobody dies, except the tank dies all the time

>>140764071
Good riddance.

>>140761119
Everything outside of the final raids are disgustingly easy and stats are boring.
I have fun when raid night comes around, but that's literally it.

>>140764622
>content is only raiding
You aren't playing the game right.

>>140765182
That's not what I said.
I said all the content outside of raiding was disgustingly easy.

>>140765248
im bad at mmrpgs what's your recommendation for easy modo that might be usable endgame?

>>140765248
You haven't done it, then.

You're thinking of story content.

>>140756398
Man, those Americans are getting fatter by the year.

>>140756793
This fucking bitch, keeping the team behind.

>>140756398
This is the ugliest dog I have ever seen.

>>140754214
As a healer I had the complete opposite reaction, but it was dofus so not a WoW-like. Everyone is thanksfull for the heal and loved me. Everytime I start a game I have at least one message for a dungeon.

>>140767397
>dofus

>>140766957
here's your (You)

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>>140767584
What? It was a good game.

>>140757951
Oh yeah dude. No one wants to grind up to level 100, just to enjoy 10 quests at most. Then go through PVP hell. Its why I gave up on TERA.

Now excuse me while I go play KanColle.

>>140767679
I've played it long enough to know it's not really good. It's nice if you want something to occupy your time, though.

>>140767691
>KanColle
This is a joke right?

>>140767789
Yes. The 3-2grind to kai2 is real.

>>140761363
guild wars 2 are for people like Ako

that said, it's still fun and it's not addicting and there's zero endgame progression. you can play it and quit it very fast. then when you're bored you can just pick it up again and have fun until you're bored.

>all this hate for Ako
Not everyone sees MMOs as a job.

>>140745078
Does gamer grills like her exist in real life? ;_;

>>140768912

Of course they do not.

>>140768912
yeah but they're insufferable while all the white knights and beta orbiters defend her even if she's wrong despite her actually being pretty ugly irl.

it's sick.

>>140768912
yes my friend found a gf through mmo

>>140768912
>girls don't like games
What century is this exactly? Things like video games, the Internet, anime, e.t.c are not exactly secret clubs.

>>140768873
Not everyone is that thirsty.

>>140769608
long distance relationshits don't count

>>140769658
he meant a tsundere elitist gamer gf

>>140769608
>>140769658
>>140769534
Popular pretty ones that has their own social circle like this show implies, not someone like Ako.

>>140769716
Again, if guys do it, it's a pretty safe bet that girls do as well. The gender difference doesn't count for as much as you might think.

>>140769725
yeah i didn't mean worst girl see: >>140769534

>>140769782
why are you replying to me?

>>140769716
they meet like every 2 weeks or some shit

>>140769782
Yeah actually they do. Girls are pretty damn different from boys.

>>140769782

Delusional. Females brains are on an entirely different plane of reasoning.

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>>140763529
Poor gamer girl is always best girl.

>>140769833
>every 2 weeks
jesus fucking christ, tell your friend to end it. they literally never work and forcing it is fucking themselves both over.

>>140769936
Well he said he will move to live with her after exams(like a month from now)? To be perfectly honest I don't really care because he's a fucking normie

>>140770002
>normie

oh. so you're as retarded as him.

>>140770071
obviously. why would I be posting on 4chan otherwise?

>>140769872
>>140769927
Yeah but the days of "girl: guy in real life" are long gone now, even though on this site sometimes I feel like it's still 2007

>>140768873
One thing is not seeing it as a job, another is gimping your party like Ako does. She's not even "bad but she tries", if she wasn't a cute girl the mc wouldn't give a shit about her.

>>140770193
we were talking about a very specific gamer girl. we aren't talking about gamer girls in general.

what the hell

I am actually starting to dislike Ako. She has 0 qualities, she's batshit insane, she's prone to violent outbursts, has no problems with blackmailing her "friends", she doesn't give a shit about her party but only about her husband, and puts 0 effort into improving. She's like a leech, Rusian gave her things, what did she do for him?

Her being crazy doesn't excuse her, in fact if she actually thought the game world was the real world she should fucking try to not let the guys she likes die and the rest of the guild down.

>>140770496
I don't think you're supposed to take this show seriously

>>140770557
not him but pls don't be "that guy"

pls

>>140770557
I am not taking it seriously, I am just telling what the anime showed us about Ako. I mean sure, I want to fuck the Ako and everything, but I don't think I'd like to be her friend and this is kinda bad for a waifu anime in my opinion.

>>140770655
ako is ur ex gf and you are pig, best girl

>>140770644
What do you mean?

>>140770779
"that guy" that says "don't take it seriously" when arguing with a show's incongruence

>>140758606
Yeah that's where the argument falls short. The "try hards"do nothing more than follow cookie cutter builds. Everything is set up for them without having to think. I'd wager the "blind" players are the actual try hards given the circumstances. They're playing the game with only themselves to rely on.

>>140770901
>>140770655
>blogshit gets BTFO
No sweeter justice

>>140770901
there are names throughout the thread

>>140770975
It's a wish fulfillment show, it requires some suspension of disbelief to be enjoyed. If you can't overlook its inconsistencies it's probably not for you.

>>140771374
but he was just pointing them out, not making them a reason to drop a show

>>140771374
I wasn't really pointing out inconsistencies, I was pointing out that Ako is a shit person.

>>140771374
What wish is being fulfilled here, exactly?
Chubby chasers who want to white-knight clingy, out of shape mentally-ill girls with thyroid dysfunction?

Ako's about as intelligent as clay mud and every bit as difficult to wash off. The other characters are just typical MMO e-friend archetypes exaggerated into comical caricatures.

>>140771522
>be kissless otaku playing MMOs
>suddenly you're in a club with three hot girls, one of whom wants your dick
Yeah I know, it sucks

>>140771681
>three hot girls
>hot
Are we watching the same show?

>>140771707
Sensei, pig and Master are all hot

>>140757039
>Shit tier DPS without any other class.

"I never get invites to endgame waah"

Shit son, every end-game MMO guild I've been in usually required you have a Tank/Off-tank, DPS(dime a dozen) AND Healer/Off-healz for maximum flexibility in raids.

Even in EVE I'm required to have a 'dictor, 'dred and strat cruiser pilot.

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>>140771707
>implying Ako is not cute
Are you on the "other team"?

>>140771835
There's something to that.
>Be in WoW dungeon finder for 10 minutes as dps
>Be instantly in dungeon as tank/healing.

Quality tanks and healers are entitled to be whiny bitches I feel.

>>140745078
>high school girl
She plays a belf/nelf hunter, she uses default UI with no macros, and I would bet money she's a clicker.

gkick/10

>>140771835
>DPS(dime a dozen)
This is why WoW players can't be taken seriously.

>>140745078
Keep her around in vent for a girl's voice but never let her raid. Maybe make her feel special by allowing her into alt raids and pretend she's doing a great job. Give her access to some shitty tab in the gbank that nobody cares about and turn her into the guild slut.

Standard procedure really.

>>140772406
> make her feel special by allowing her into alt raids and pretend she's doing a great job
It's an awful and great feeling at the same time.

>>140772483
For added effect, promote her to a unique guild rank like "co officer" or some BS so she feels important within the guild, but in reality this rank just means she is the most useless member.

Every guild has one.

>>140772553
Would that be genuine happiness? christ why is this conversation making me depressed

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>>140772406

>>140772628
because you're having a conversation with an actual sociopath

>>140772628
They are usually happy yeah. I don't think they realize that guilds only keep them around because they are a pleasant departure from the sound of 25 raging neckbeards. Or maybe they do realize it and they just try to block it out. Either way, it is their only choice because they will never be put in a core raiding position in a guild that has any progression.

>>140759926

I feel so bad for green 'cuz she has no tits.

>>140772716
What if they deserve that position?

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>>140761119
Pretty fun. Been at it for a year or so, can't wait for 3.3.

>>140772697
You've obviously never played WoW or MMOs in general. Every guild has at least one guild slut.

They want a guild but they are terrible, what else do you do with them? You can either kick them or keep them around because they have a cute voice. Which is the nicer option?

>>140772835
Kick them?

>>140772824
Then they get the position, but in 10 years of playing this game I have only encountered a handful of cuties that are also display exception skill, and only 1 of them was a tank (lead tank at that) and the other were healers. And all of them were above their 30's. It is just the reality of the game.

>>140772406
>MMO human trafficking
This is hilarious.
Do guilds typically loan their pet bike out to other guilds for favours and diplomacy, too?

>>140772835
i actually have and have had a few girls in our guild but they were always just another member, nothing more. the guild leader was smart enough not to recruit single attention whoring girls that don't know how to play their class.

don't get mad because i called you a sociopath when you are one.

>>140772914
But why?

>>140772942
They usually have connections with other guilds because they try to make a lot of friends, and nowadays most people have cross-realm and cross-faction secondary guilds so they get passed around between those. It also depends how close she is to the officers and how protective they are of her.

>hahaman
kys pig fags

>>140773004
You forgot to add it also depends on how thirsty they are

>>140772835
Well for one you don't treat them like fucking pet dogs

>>140772835
Even at the highest level of raiding there are still people who are there for reasons other than their ability to play the game.

It isn't always a girl who is there for being female, it might be the guy who brings in the applications because he has ten times the viewers of your other streamers for some reason, it might be your in house programmer or the best friend of the gm.

I just want to play with non shitters but I've given up on getting that from an mmo.

How's EVE? The learning curve looks steep enough that most people without the drive necessary to become good should quit without getting anywhere.

>>140745078

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO TOWN
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT WHEEEE WHEEE WHEEE
AND IT RAN ALL THE WAY HOME

>>140772394
Statistically, there will be a higher absolute number of shitty deeps than tanks/healers, and shitty healers and tanks get known faster.

Personally I loved being a RDM in FFXI, best overall class, stun/refresh/haste/debuffs/convert

>>140750330
under rated post

>>140772976
>don't get mad because i called you a sociopath when you are one
A sociopath wouldn't get mad at being called a sociopath, he wouldn't care. The WoW community has evolved well beyond caring about shit. GMs only care about 1 or 2 people and that's it, everyone else is disposable. I am just telling you the reality of what goes on in game. Every guild has their guild sluts, and their method of creating them are very similar. There are a huge number of things you can do to secure them while also making sure they don't raid. Vent privileges, ranks, gbank access, handouts, adding them to skype etc. I've even had a few guilds that went to meet them IRL.

It is what it is.

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Pig has best feet, but the rest are great also.

>>140773218
what region are you from?

>>140773126
EVE is fun, EVE's community is absolute shit. The learning curve is stupid hard at first and punishes you for fucking up skill choices, unless you spend some time researching what you want to do later on FIRST. Though they've recently added some changes to reduce the "I fucking wasted how much time for nothing?!" curve.
The problem with not being in a megacorp is being endlessly endlessly ganked in low/null sec or spending all your time grinding dead boring PvE missions and running to market in hisec/carebear land. and being only ganked once in a while by gate campers.

>>140773358
US-Illidan. Chicago server.

>>140773218
But why do all that? In the end who cares?

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I some times wish the faggots I play vidya with were all cute girls like in my anime

>>140749972
that skirt, isn't it a little short?

>>140756398
Is that an american?

>>140773218
trolling or highly delusional

>>140773404
You are giving them a home and providing for them and they don't have to do anything. They usually get invited to alt raids too because they want to raid but just don't cut out for it. I've never met one that is unhappy. You don't want 25 raging neckbeards and nobody else, you basically need a few sluts to keep you sane.

Also they tend to breed drama if you let them go too far. I've had a guild merge with another guild and both of the guild sluts got put into the same position. You can imagine what happened. I've never seen anything like it. The drama was unreal, they went at eachother like fucking animals to determine who was best girl.

I have been in a guild that treated their girls like shit though, making them do all the guild chores and they just obeyed everything. I even got mad one time at how they treated their slut, but if you speak up you'll probably be kicked so whatever.

>>140773394
EVE still has a bad community despite its learning curve and its old style mmo approach to pvp? That's pretty surprising. Might check it out anyway though, it seems different enough from the other mmos in the market to warrant attention.

Do non-professional guilds exist in MMO? I just want to have fun and shit without making the game part of your daily schedule

>>140773490
Have you been to one of the top servers? Create an alt in Illidan and see what it's like. Progression servers are fucking brutal, everyone is a huge asshole and nobody cares about anything but progress and getting top placements. Most servers are like this nowadays though, but especially toxic realms like illidan and mag.

>>140773787
There are plenty of casual / social guilds. They never get anything done, but if you just want a little hangout / safespace then you can find one. Usually when you create a character you will automatically be spammed with invites by guild bots, and those are usually casual guilds trying to mass members so they get achievements and income.

>>140773787
Most guilds don't make money from the games they play, there just isn't enough interest in competitive raiding or pvp any more.

If you want to do difficult group content you're going to benefit from being able to commit to a schedule, and you're going to have to be prepared to leave your friends behind if they can't carry their own weight.

>>140773469
>boobs resting on table

YES

>>140773787
Noob guilds sure. But what's the point of playing the game if you just want facebook ingame? The only thing to do in wow is raid or arena. You have to commit to a schedule, you have to try really hard as a trial and continue to pull your weight if you don't want to get kicked. Don't speak in vent as a trial. Don't question orders. Try to take some meds to help you focus for the first few days. Always show up 30 minutes before raid and bring your own supplies. etc etc. That's just how it goes.

>>140773787
No. This is one of the major flaws with ''end-game'' in MMOs. The shitty job aspect of raiding.

>>140774072
>he didn't make it as a trial
It's not the guilds fault you sucked. If you showed promise then they would have kept you.

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What emotion is this face trying to convey?

>>140774155
She's trying to please her master but keeps fucking up.

>>140774097
I made it to officer...
It's just not fun having the only gameplay being logging in every tuesday and thursday to try to reach some arbitrary progress goal. Unfortunately ''End-game'' is a good excuse for lazy developers and gamers nowadays are so fucking pleb they don't understand how a game can have any sort of depth, and a real meaningful journey. I miss old MMORPGs.

>>140773987
>But what's the point of playing the game if you just want facebook ingame? The only thing to do in wow is raid or arena.
I'm not talking about WoW. But I don't have the time or the will to take a game so seriously. I just want to log in and clear a few missions, kill monsters with a party, levelling up etc.
>Try to take some meds to help you focus for the first few days
Shit man, I didn't take drugs for my human anatomy exam, I sure as hell won't do that for a game.

>>140774228
Ah, you're the weary officer who doesn't like raiding but sticks around because he feels like he has to. Hi Adam

>>140773787


Casual MMO Guild Progression:

>Tension and stress make a few members of a XTREME endgame guild leave to form a casual guild,
>Join casual/chat guild
>hook up with a few other members on regular basis and an oldfag or 2.
>research and teamwork of party gels
>accomplish some stuff/get neat rewards
>other casuals "hey can we come?"
>"OK" Other casuals are terri-bad/won't listen/learn
>Drama about cliques!!!!
>Your party leaves casual guild forms new guild, acquire a few promising members from casual guild and others.
>Ramp up to "casually" attempt some endgame content.
>Fail terribly.
>Start requiring everyone who wants to raid to
grind better gears/optimal configuration/meds/watch vids
>Only take along reward most dedicated members.
>Start mandantory raiding/farming 2-3 times a week
>Gear-whores, gear whore everywhere
>Recruit from other endgame guilds
>More mandantory events
>Tension and stress make a few members of a XTREME endgame guild leave to form a casual guild.
>Rinse repeat.

>blog thread about literal /v/ shit
Ever since moot left, mods have done their job by shoving a dido halfway up their ass and banging on the keyboard with the base of the dildo.

>>140774239
Like I said there are casual guilds who just fuck around, and you can kill easy bosses with them. Just don't join a pvp server because those are generally the most hardcore.

Also WoW is really the only mmo worth playing at the moment so that's why I'm talking about it. Black desert may be good for casuals but it has terrible endgame. You wouldn't like EVE or EQ, I can tell you that.

>>140753718
unless heals cause aggro and the healer sucks at aggro management

>>140774335
Don't mind us, we're all just waiting for the next episode.

>>140774294
>>Tension and stress make a few members of a XTREME endgame guild leave to form a casual guild,
So fucking true. And they always feel like they can do it. They end up recruiting the worst of the worst who can't make it into other guilds, keep replacing them, keep hoping they can find some good players who also happen to not be in any guild. They might find 1 or 2 but the guild never gets anywhere and just falls apart.

>>140774335
And yet you manage to come and further shit it up.

Congrats, hows that dildo feel, you pompous turd canoe?

>>140774265
Wow, you must be a wizard.

>>140750237
Argh matey. I'd let her crew my poopdeck any day.

>>140774350
>WoW
>worth playing
This is how kiddies delude themselves.

>first mmo is a realm reborn
>guild spam invites everywhere
>never join one
>only play with others through a dungeon or boss
>close chat window
>do my job and leave
>solo everything else
>eventually get another user/player that comes up to me and asks if I'm in a guild
>"No"
>"Want to join one?"
>"No"
>"I know what you're doing." "I know and I do not approve of it."
>"Cool story."

So, what was I doing?

>>140774590
WoW is great for a new player like that anon. WoW is shit for people who have been playing the game for 8+ years and have a good guild who clears all the content in a week and then sits around in their garrison all day. If you are a new player you can have a blast with WoW for years. It's the pros who have nothing to do.

>>140774612
Having fun the only way possible in 14.

>>140774654
Because it's an extremely easy game, just large.

>>140774612
Why didn't you join any guild?

>>140774612
That's no fun. Wiping to mechanics you ignored but accidentally activated is the fun part.

>>140774689
It's easy for top level players, sure. And of course the LFR / 5 man content is mind-numbingly easy. Established guilds who know the game inside and out only play so they can try to get realm firsts / world firsts. But if you are an average player who does not have much experience with the game then you can have a lot of fun just fucking around for ages.

>>140774701
Don't feel like it. Even though I know it's an MMO and what it's purpose is, if I could solo the whole game I would no matter how difficult it proved. Playing the wrong game? Oh yeah.

I did, for some reason, enjoy the job grinding and fucking with the market.

>>140774654
Did Bliz ever get around to scaling old content for the new level increases? MC scaled for lvl100 would be incredible, or Kara or Ulduar.

That would almost be worth coming back for.

ITT: dragon slayers

Enjoy playing ez mode shit while I pvp in arenas

>>140774814
omg so hardcoar xD

>>140774760
They occasionally bring back old raids, but there hasn't been a genuinely hard one. They scaled 40 man MC to 100 for an event where you got a corehound mount for completing it. A lot of the old 5 mans have been scaled. But most old content is just for getting transmog gear or rare mounts.

>>140774814
ur pen0r must b liek soooooo mega hueg!!!

>>140773787
well, in my experience there are several types of guilds:

>the cesspool. they accept all kinds of shitty players and make up for it with numbers and even larger alliances
>the military: strictly organized, expect guild contributions, being present to raids on time etc. etc. everything has to run like clockwork.
>p2p/pk/ganking guilds: your tears are delicious
>endgame player's little toy guild: players that have everything, are rich, and highly skilled. the guild is just for fun, to help out the lower ranks and to pad numbers for large raids/p2p. the serious stuff actually happens through an informal network of reliable and skilled friends who have their own guilds allied with the toy guild.
>the jews: several merchants banding together and playing the economic game.

Of course it depends on what the game mechanics allow. There's no point in being a jew when the game's economy is anemic and little point in p2p if it's strictly regulated to the point where it gets marginalized.

>>140774905
>>endgame player's little toy guild: players that have everything, are rich, and highly skilled. the guild is just for fun, to help out the lower ranks and to pad numbers for large raids/p2p. the serious stuff actually happens through an informal network of reliable and skilled friends who have their own guilds allied with the toy guild.
This is basically 90% of the guilds now. And the other 10% are the guilds who get shit done. guilds with GMs / officers who were not part of a top level guild never take off.

>>140759417
>Or perhaps she lies about being on the pill and gets pregnant
I've seen this happen way too much with people around me. Such a dick move.

>>140774654
>It's the pros who have nothing to do.
they're retarded for not using korean grinder style soft level caps instead of hard ones. People who have everything are willing to grind for 1% of a level per day if it gets them into areas that are practically untouched because everyone else is too low for them. Elite status and all that. Just be 3-5 levels ahead by years of grinding.

>>140774905
What happens exactly in cesspools and toy guilds? What should a newfag expect from joining them?

>>140774814
Whats dragon slayers?

>>140775032
This isn't a thing in wow. They are ahead of the curve with all BiS gear going into the next raid and havign a ton of money.

>>140775048
Cesspools are like guilds where the worst of the worst players all congregate to shitpost and meme it up. "Toy guilds" are basically the replacement for "casual" guilds. The GM gets rep for running it and gets to have fun running a guild and owning a bunch of plebs. They organize events and if you are good enough you may even get a ticket into a good guild through friends who know other friends. They usually don't kick members so you can just have a group of friends and hang out.

>>140774814
Back to arena junkies and spamming memes.

>>140774814
This thread is /v/ermin WoW plague. Mods pls

>>140774905
It would be nice to make a huge jew guild and make experiments with the game economy.

>>140751594

>493+410*1.8

Looks like master is a BOOSTED ANIMAL

>>140775247
The economy of every server is pretty much dictated by a handful of extremely wealthy players. It's been like this in every MMO I've played, but especially WoW. Bliz even made a special auction house for all the rich bastards to spent absurd amount of money in because they had nothing else to do with it all.

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>mods ban you over the most nitpicky shit
>blatant /v/ thread had ~350 replies
I'm not saying it's better to be either relaxed or hardass, but you need to be consistent at least. You can't just randomly flip between the two whenever the octopus living inside your brain starts telling you to kill hookers.

>>140775152
yeah, i know. I'm just saying that's what they should do. bliz does it in diablo with the paragon system. you can just keep grinding forever for deminishing stat increments.

Same can be applied to gear btw. If items can roll on a normal distribution instead of fixed ranges then a lucky roll can give you a 4 sigma outlier. So you keep upgrading in small increments, there will always be something slightly better.

Hard limits are just a retarded design if you want to keep people playing.

>>140775391
>implying mods look at anything but the OP in catalog

>>140775391
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT BRIAN LIKE THAT

>>140775391
>you need to be consistent at least.
not really. if you occasionally shoot criminals then all of them may consider if it's really worth it, even if you make no effort to catch all of them.

it's called deterrence. mods probably care more about deterrence than correction. the latter would be way too much work on 4chin.

>>140775247
>Welcome to EVE

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>>140775479
But deterrence can't work unless you have the perfect weapon.
The fear of ban is what prevents people from shitposting. Let's assume half the board started to shitpost: it's the mods' job to ban them all. However, mods have one fatal flaw: they are humans, and banning half of the people here would kill the board, so they might hesitate and let the shitposting go on. This way deterrence fails, because people will be more inclined to shitpost without an absolute fear of ban.
That's why I developed the Peace Walker: AIs do not hesitate, when they see someone shitpost, they ban him no matter what. This is the only weapon that can save /a/.

>>140773469

>That huge stat difference for Sette/Nanako since she is practically a noob

So does she eventually become competent enough later on?

>>140775904
Mods generally just respond to reports. The only times I've been banned is when I triggered a nigger or spic and they reported it. You can talk about non-anime stuff all day and as long as nobody is a little bitch about it then no harm done and no bans are placed. The only exceptions to this are like non-anime ops and blatant bait threads.

>>140760812
Walk around a crowded area and ask someone (preferably high level) for help with something you are having trouble with.
If they stick around for a while then chat with them and if things go well ask if you can put them on your friends list, or if they are in a guild, ask to join it.
You would be surprised how many people can be nice to new players as long as they aren't complete idiots.

>>140760812
>>140776062
Also do research beforehand, realms all have different types of communities. Some realms are hardcore and not good for making friends, some realms are toxic for other reasons. Find a nice casual realm and meet some friends by just talking to people and not asking for handouts. Find a high level in a low level area and some of them will probably help you with quests.