This is a Catholic Saint.

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>>140730728
This is a sword.

Ah yes, "this is your catholic saint tonight". One of my favourite /a/ memes of all time.
Keep up the good work op.
Keep it fresh, original and funny.

I wonder how attractive or unattractive the real Joan of Arc was.

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Servant designs are getting so much worse these days

Just look at this bullshit

>>140730848
Real Jeanne wasn't even that much of a sanctimonious and self-righteous as we see her today. She was kind of a brute, the whole saint part was the propaganda in the next centuries.

>>140730848
>>140731121

>This Maid has a certain elegance. She has a virile bearing, speaks little, shows an admirable prudence in all her words. She has a pretty, woman’s voice, eats little, drinks very little wine; she enjoys riding a horse and takes pleasure in fine arms, greatly likes the company of noble fighting men, detests numerous assemblies and meetings, readily sheds copious tears, has a cheerful face; she bears the weight and burden of armor incredibly well, to such a point that she has remained fully armed during six days and nights.

>Her squire d’Aulon helped her into her armor every day that she was in the field and it was he who dressed her wounds. He testified that he often saw her naked legs and breasts and that". . . she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely. ..’
>D’Alençon said ". .. I slept with Joan and the soldiers ‘on the straw,’ and sometimes I saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes I looked at her breasts, which were beautiful."

>>140731652
>She has a virile bearing
So, she had a penis?

>>140731672
Large breasts

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>>140730728
This is an American inventor.

>>140730728
How does that thing stay on her head

>>140731740
An American inventor powered up by the throne of presidents to gain super presidential power.

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>>140731775
But can he hope to defeat THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

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>>140731775
I'd vote for a lion.

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>>140730728
Reminder.

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This is a 19th century serial killer.

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>>140730728
This is superior Jeanne.

>>140731707
I thought that meant she had a fine ass?

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>still can't get Arturia or Gil in the gacha roll
Fuck everything.

>>140732468
Which game?

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>>140732520
Grand Order

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>>140732520
Fate/Grand Order

>>140732468
I know your pain, wanted to get her since day 1, the gacha finally blessed me last week.

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This is a highly dangerous ninja.

>>140732468
How would Gilgamesh feel if someone summoned Queen Puabi? Her grandaughter?

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>>140732520
Grand Order is all the talk these days, you can assume anything regarding Fate is 90% GO for the next year or two.

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This is your cum bucket tonight.

>>140731121
Fuck you, you protestant piece of shit! I spite on you, I cuss on your father and ravish your mother, you third world country filled with indians and pakis.
I hate you!

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>>140732589
It sucks. I really want both, I'd even take Lancelot, but all I get is fucking Saber Gilles. I probably won't get Iskander either at this rate.

At least I have my waifu in Bride form. That takes away the sting.

>>140732619
>that book Nursery Rhyme is reading

My sides

>>140732468
>downloaded the game today
Time to waste all my money.

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>>140732855
Good goy, be the whale DW desires.

>>140732619
>all the talk these days
This is not Dokkan Battle.

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These are also Catholic saints.

>>140732855
You don't need to waste money in this game

You get get 40 quartz after the first area or so, the opening roll of the game is guaranteed to give you two free rare cards, and they hand out ten quarz at a time early on in the game like its candy.

Its only later on when you've done all the shit that you'll be stuck for buying quatz. or when a servant you really want comes out.

>>140732983

FemHakuno is so cute. I just want to take her out for a candlelit dinner and watch her blush.

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Best Jeanne

Reminder Jeanne saved /a/'s 100M GET.

I'm no proper master so I'll just jam it in inside Jeanne

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>>140732983
GO has the best saints.

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>>140732678
>Jeanne Alter will never dominate you
Why live?

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>>140733171
Yes

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This is an old man.

>>140732678
Praise the Lord

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>>140733220
Jeanne Altar is for teasing and provoking.

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>>140733248
This is another old man.

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>>140733316
All she wants is to be romanced like an otome protagonist.

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>>140732983

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Pure as fallen snow.

>>140733533
More like snow in a plowed strip mall parking lot

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>>140733493

>>140733533

She's the epitome of a Catholic Schoolgirl. I.E she's hot as fuck but will never out out.

>>140731010
The fuck? He looks like a combination of Alex mercer and the player character of red steel 2.

>>140733625
So you're saying he looks like shit?

>>140733533
Not anymore, she is riding the dragon dick for all eternity.

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>>140732320
Best ship

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>>140733533

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>>140733711
Let Apocrypha be a message to all of us. The trap must be fucked into submission, lest they corrupt the pure maidens.

>>140733670
What do you think with that unoriginal fag they call a character? Dude's better off in a fucking darkness comic, not this.

>>140733783

I want to have a threesome with the trap and pure maiden!

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>>140733696

>>140732678
Where's those dark skin edits?

>>140733788
Oh yeah, he's so out of place with this highly sophisticated and cohesive designs where 150% of them work together to make the narrative stronger as cohesive designs. This is the one that breaks the mold with its bullshit.

Although just to make sure, just as a shot in the dark, how about we take a look at the other designs in the series before we decide that this criticism isn't foolish?

http://fate-go.cirnopedia.info/servant.php

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This is the Count of Monte Cristo

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>>140733872

>>140734055

That's Christo you dumb shit.

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This is a Japanese folklore character who fought against oni

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>>140734089
Crisco*

This is King Arthur as an alien

>>140733812
Just the trap is fine.

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>>140734055
And this is a monte cristo

>>140734089

By Alexandre dumbass

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Cu Hoolin as a Berserker

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>>140734142
Looks pretty good

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>>140731858
>president
>not king

>>140734207

Is Japan really this ignorant of the world around them?

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King Arthur if she acquired breasts and a horse

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President King Alva Edison

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This is a judeo-christian God

>>140734255

Rin wishes this was the Saber Shirou had summoned.

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Billy the Kid

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The Best Servant.

>>140734295

Nothing says what God looks like, that form is as good as any other.

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Some no name servant that no one has heard of

>>140734295
At beast, a low sentinel.
God's true form may be nightmarish and so traumatizing, that some accounts have your eyes burning from such a sight.

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>>140734348
I want to show her how I use my spear.

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>>140734295

This is a judeo-christian serpent that taught mankind the pleasures of the flesh.

>>140734311
She can't push around, bully, or molest that Saber

She's a total edgefag who's far more hard up and strict. It wouldn't end in her raping her like it did in Fate route.

So Rin lucked out that he didn't summon this Saber

Fate is trash and this thread is not anime related

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>>140734397
I want to show her how to transfer mana.

>>140732468
I wanted Alter Jeanne and Okita. Fuck that game.

>>140734295
Spoiler tags pls.

Amazing game though.

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>>140734431
I think she knows how to it better than you.

>tumblr
Come on, at least rename the file.

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>>140734469
You could always buy an account.

That's how I got Jealter. She's pretty neat.

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>>140734489
Then I'll certainly let her teach me.

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>>140734515
>That delicious moment when you are about to unleash hell on earth.

I can't get enough of Jeanne Alter.

>>140734422

I wish people would stop with this 'Rin raped Saber' thing. Saber let herself get fucked. Maybe she wasn't expecting a girl to warm her up, but she didn't seem to mind it.

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>>140734542
I would willingly take her lessons.

>>140734378

Shiki?

She's really cute in a sultry kind of way.

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>>140733783
No, Astolfo's just a special case, no other trap is ballsy enough to try sowing his seeds in a virgin saint of legend. Besides, he's too much of a bro to fuck, especially when he's the one dragging girls home and making them choke on your throbbing manmeat while he's ramming his holy lance up her hindquarters. You wouldn't betray the trust of such a loyal friend now, would you?

>>140734607
Counterpoint: Shiki a shit

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>>140734557
Too bad I couldn't get any dupes so I could power up her NP, I fucking love it.

>>140734615
Astolfo and Sieg were a mistake. Apocrypha would have been way better withour them.

>>140734640

You mean SHIKI a shit. Shiki a cute.

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>>140734595
Best. Lessons. Ever.

>>140734183
Scathach hentai drugging cu cuhlain into this when?

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>>140734615
>You wouldn't betray the trust of such a loyal friend now, would you?
I totally would when it's a trap as cute as Astolfo.

>>140734659
Have to agree. Saint George should have gotten in instead.

>>140734696
>Best. Lessons. Ever.
gb2 reddit, faggot.

>>140734135
What you didn't know the british celts had a space empire?

Get a load of this newfag guys.

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>>140734696

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>This is a renaissance painter and inventor.


Also Arturia was my first 5 star in GO (got her during the valentines rate up). Seeing her updated animations is just orgasmic.

>>140734783
Nah I'd rather stay here. It's very nice.

>>140734837
IIRC Da Vinci was summoned looking like Mona Lisa just because that's how he wanted to look. Truly an /a/non at heart.

>real Jeanne was flat and brunette
>fate Jeanne is busty and blonde
Absolute madman, etc.

>>140734706
She seems to not like that version of Cu in America

>Scathach: “Still, having to kill you seems like something out of a dream.”
>Cu: “…”
>Scathach: “’Ahhh, I wish I had died first.’ I felt that sort of regret back then, but I don’t feel like being killed by the current you. I liked you better the way you used to be.”
>Cu: “I have no need to shoulder your responsibilities, my path lies only straight ahead. I have no time for stop-overs or carrying someone else’s burdens. I will take the shortest route to becoming king, and I shall take the shortest route to subjugate all before me!”
>Scathach: “For whose sake? Mebd’s? She might have used the Grail to install you as King, but that is not your own wish. ”
>Cu: “Why do you think that? Do you really believe I don’t want to be king?”
>Scathach: “You never once said any such thing during your life.”
>Cu: “Yes, it’s just as you say, master. I never thought of becoming king while I was alive. But this is a wish that was born afterwards. That is often the case with Servants, isn’t it?”
>Scathach: “So it’s backwards? Because you became a king, you wished to be a king? What a stupid contradiction. You might have become one, but you don’t show anything like a king’s spirit. So you need to destroy everything. Certainly, if you reduced this land to an uninhabited wasteland, there’d be no one who could raise objection to the king.”
>Cu: “Yeah, that’s fine. Than conclusion sounds good. After all, heroes are full of contradictions to start with. It’s not for Mebd’s sake, I swing this spear for my own selfish desire. Your plan to stall for time ends here. Time to settle things, Scathach.”

>>140734837
Mayaa Sakamoto (Da Vinci's VA, on the left) if married to Kenichi Suzumura (Roman's VA, on the right)

In game, Da Vinci is constantly hitting on Roman

>>140734906
>>real Jeanne was flat and brunette

One of the only things we know about Joan is that she supposedly had large breasts, that the troops talked about once in writings.

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Best thing that came out of this game.

>>140731672
Virile bearing in that case means that she was toned with a masculine body, for a girl. Which is normal, considering that she was a peasant and surely did a lot of field works.

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>>140730728
This is a Catholic Saint's brother in arms.

>>140734906
There are pictures of Okita Souji and they still made him a blond girl.

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>>140734922
Well it is Cu Alter. Not even proper Cu Berserker, which sucks.

>>140734715
Saint George would've made a great trap as well, an angelic figure with immaculate, long golden hair riding a white steed and clad in ornate, unrealistic silver armor that shows off his shapely legs and wide hips. But what feats and abilities would he utilize other than stabbing dragons in the mouth?

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>>140735153
>The Dragonslayer
>a trap
Nigger what?

>>140734922
>So it's backwards? Because you became a king, you wished to be a king?
What? I don't get this translation. Is he king yet or not? She says Medb installed him as king, but he's saying he's wishing to become king. Then Scathach says "lol why don't you just kill everything that's pretty much king" and Cu just shrugs and takes it??

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>>140730774
This is a sword.

>>140735140
Wasnt cuserker a werewolf or something stupid like that?

>>140735319
When he would go berserk it was called a "Warp spasm". Which means he turned into some kind of inhuman monster. Didn't say anything like werewolf.

>>140735139
>has been featured and homaged widely in many works of Japanese fiction
>is almost always a trappishly gorgeous young man or an outright female with a vagina and huge tits that doesn't even vaguely resemble the original in appearance or personality
I have to wonder how extremely disappointed he'd be in his entire race if he saw what they did to him.

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Is there anything that Nasu can't ruin?

>We get Caster Cu and Cu Alter
>Alternate classes and Alter versions of tons of characters
>Heracles is still only used as berserker
>not even an Alter Herc for variety's sake
>David chumps him the fuck out with his ark of instant death

Why is being Herc such suffering? He's not even protecting an adorable loli anymore

>>140735276
No thats a sheath who deludes itself into thinking it's a sword.

>>140731121
She said herself that she was on a mission from god. She made prophecies on the battlefield that came true.

>>140735405

Tohsaka's Anus

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This is my daughteru!

>>140735417
We all know Archer Herc is going to be Grand Archer.

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>playing since day 1
>only 2 5*
>Orion and Jeanne
>faggot whale on friends list has every limited event 5*

How's everyone else's luck?

>>140735137
Why was Jeanne rehabilitated but not him?

>>140735204
Oh I remember now, that one was scrapped, wasn't it? Yeah, that was a waste. And for the record making Saint George a trap wouldn't even come close to being half as bad as some of the blatantly incorrect and even disrespectful things Fate has done to historical figures. It's kind of their whole thing.

>>140735421
He's only a sheath in the Fate route. He's a sword in UBW and HF.

>>140735405
>popularized a saint in such a fashion even the godless nip heathens love her
Nasu works for the Church m8

>>140735520
He's back in Grand Order. And he's not great, which sucks. He was my most hype for Proto-Apoc

>>140735564
He's full of swords in all 3 so he's clearly a sheath in all 3.

What did you with UBW if not a giant metaphysical sheath?

>>140730728
And
St Augustine was a total sloot before he converted

>>140735501
Playing since day 1, had only 2 5* (Tamamo and Drake) for the longuest time, rolled Jeanne Alter and Seibah last week.

Wait and hope anon.

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>>140735458
A+++

>>140735646
>A world of swords is somehow a sheath

I don't think that's how it works, anon.

>>140735354
Yeah i know that he got turned inside out with a fountain of blood spraying either up out if his head or all around him

I just remember hearing somewhere fate turned his warp spasm into a werewolf form or something

>>140731652
>sometimes I looked at her breasts, which were beautiful."

Harem protagonists in the hundred year war.

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>>140735804
For the Prisma Ilya game.

>>140735742
You don't pull swords out of swords you pull em out of a sheath. UBW pulls swords out of Shirous mind ergo Shirou is a sheath if he has UBW.

Logic is a scary thing isn't it.

>>140731652
>readily sheds copious tears,

Rei who is a cry baby and hates meetings.

>>140733414
So seduced and borderline raped?

>>140731010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>140730728
Wasted character design, I hope she was not in a shit show.

>>140735907
In most otome games there is no rape at all

>>140734615
Is Astolfo getting it on with Jean?

>>140735879
But Shirou is literally a sword.

In HF, he had swords growing out of his ears.

>>140735520
> wouldn't even come close to being half as bad as some of the blatantly incorrect and even disrespectful things Fate has done to historical figures

to be fair the series is quite persistent in pointing out the disrespectful stuff history itself has done to historical figures, any time someone goes autistic about these character designs even odds that they're working off of an even more bastardized preconception or distortion of myth

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>>140736006
Well, define "Jean".

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>>140735139
Huh? Isn't Souji generally made into a bishounen or female -because- there are no pictures featuring him, unlike most other famous Shinsengumi?

If you're thinking about this guy, he's actually dressed as a firefighter in this picture, so he likely isn't Souji.

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>>140736006
No, they both suck dragon dick.

>>140733625
He is faker after all

>>140736179
I am Ok with that. St. George deserves it.

I can only imagine how many apologems we'll get once they decide to do a prisma Illya event.

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>>140733414
Who /jeanne/ here!!!

>>140735205
Medb used a grail to wish for a Cu that fit her ideals, someone who would become king, which resulted in a very warped kingly Cu.

As per his summoning he has to fit the role of a Cu who would become king, or who fits the ideal of a king. However to Cu, being king was always a cold and dark sort of thing. Since he was summoned to fit this ideal, he has to reach the conclusion, even if the wish was not born from within him.

>Scathach: “…so you’ve gone that far. That power is enough to devastate the world…”
>Cu: “That’s right, I will destroy the world in this way.”
>Scathach: “I don’t understand, cu Chulainn. Fighting was your greatest joy while you were alive, and you lived beautifully following that principle. Why then have you taken such an ugly shape?”
>Cu: “Ugly, is it? That’s what a ‘King’ was to my eyes.”
>Scathach: “…haah. You really are that much of an honest idiot…”
>Cu: “Goodbye, Scathach. May we never meet by chance like this again.”

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>>140736209
>St. George

You're a funny guy. We're talking a legitimate dragon.

>>140736352
Who is the dragon again?

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>>140736023
Fair enough, though in many cases the passing of time makes it impossible to tell which details have been exaggerated or outright changed in many legends. In any case I can assure you Attila the Hun was not a ninety pound teenage girl with long white hair, combat lingerie and a rainbow colored dildo sword. The only reason something like this can be considered less disrespectful is because it's so retarded no sane individual would take it seriously.
She is pretty sexy though, I'll give her that.

>>140736364
It's just a homonculous that has Siegfried's heart. Or some dumb shit.

>>140734055
Just fuck my shit up Nasu-senpai

>>140735975
But there IS lesbianism!

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>>140732468
>tfw rolled Gil

I'm done with the gacha

>>140736452
He's the most famous avenger in the world, his fame affords him great power.

There's no one else who represents such vengence, revenge, and bitterness; aside from Hamlet or something.

>>140736452
To be fair they went full chuunibyou with him because they knew they couldn't top how he was in the Monte Cristo anime.

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>>140735468

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>>140736513
How long until Dumas gets in for meta jokes.

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>>140736489
Joan's game has a female harem candidate

>>140734489
Unf, those thighs.

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>>140736590
I would unironically play that game.

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>>140730728

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>>140736364
Sieg. Turns into a dragon to go back to his home planet because they need him but dies on the way there, leaving Astolfo to mercilessly plow the defenseless vagina of the fertile Catholic schoolgirl Jean hijacked to oversee the grail war. The end.

>>140736706

Is that a metaphor for how the French got fucked by the English for hundreds of years?

>>140736706
So the heroic spirits all went home? The girl is no longer Jean?

Seeing there are many GO faggots, should I give it a go?
I'm currently playing Bleach Brave Souls and I'm enjoying the fuck out of it (power levels are fucked, but whatever); is GO something similar?
I can't read moonrunes so is it worth it?
Not understanding jack shit about the story I mean, which from what I get has new stuff going on.

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>>140736590
That's the wrong Jeanne though. Also damn shame about Nightingale's art.

>>140736612
I want to slide my spear between them.

>>140736778
This is the time to start the game, it gives you a free rare servant at start up now. Its fine for just being able to play with and see all the various servants, and it is the biggest Nasu property to date.

All the lore expansions are in GO, and Primate Murder is promised eventually in this game it seems.

>>140733872

Who is that with Jeanne?

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>>140736584
Why is she so adorable?

>>140736902
Goku

>>140731652
sounds cute

>>140736861
>it gives you a free rare servant at start up now
Ok, you got me there.
So, technically I could get ANY 5*? Or is there a limited pool from which you get the rare Servants - like, you can't get, say, GO newly introduced characters, but just F/SN, Apocrypha and whatnot?

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>>140734135
This is an actual alien that people don't seem to know about...

>>140736390
I too wish atilla was a badass barbarian

>>140736902
Her lesbian stalker.

>>140737131
Cute girls are always the best.

Please let Temujin be a cute girl too.

>>140737177

And who would that be?

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>>140736765
All except for you know who. And yes, she's back to who she originally was, whoever the fuck that is.

>>140737177

Thinking on it, Rin could well be a Lesbian stalker for Jeanne. She loves blonde foreigners with big titties.

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>>140737197
Brynhildr

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>>140737301
Gay Brynhildr was a mistake.

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>tfw no Altera mod for Total War Atilla
PC master race my ass.

>>140737112
Among free servants you can get

EMIYA, Elizabeth, Marie Antoinette, Tamamo Cat, Carmilla, Seigfried, or seven others. You might even get more than one at the same time.

FGO doesn't prioritize servants from any one series, including its own. Entire point of FGO is to bring together all Fate series into one game, in one huge world threatening event which requires all heroes ever to save the world. Nasu said that everyone from all Fate stories has to appear here, or there's no point.

>>140737232
People are too damn fixated on Rin being the answer here

She's never even been shown to be into tits.

>>140737202
Wait, Alfoso was never a heroic spirit but a cross dressing guy in the first place?

>>140734253
That same Omaha also choose to become a loli

>>140737464
Astolfo's master is seig, and since he's a dragon now he has more than enough prana for upkeep, even if he's stuck on the other side of the world in the phantasmal realm.

So he can stick around in the world.

Are you crazy thinking he's just a random crossdressing guy?

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>>140736902
Brynhildr

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mfw there are more M in 4chan then S

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>>140737618
But anon, my fetish is to break strong woman.

>>140734715

You just want a French saint get dicked by an English saint.

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>>140737445

I'm probably going to get banned for this, but I can't stand idiots.

>She's never even been shown to be into tits.

Here she is sucking on one.

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>>140737664
suuure

more like to be broken by "strong" women

>>140737618
Ok but what does that have to do with anything?

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>>140737393
>She is in a musou game
Mowing down grunts like a true general.

>>140734055
Is his cape powered up by HOPE?

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poor Seig

people hate you because you get in the way of batshit ships

>>140737678
No. I just want to dick Astrolfo, keep Jeanne pure, and be bros with George.

>>140737688
Non-existent A-- rank tits

She's just helping to get Saber revving there since she knows tits are something to focus on for girls to get them going, but that doesn't mean she's into them. I can't call being into flat nothings to be the same as being into tits.

>>140737499
Ahh thanks anon!

>>140734295

I imagined it would have have a fuck ton of fire, eyes, rings, and wings.

Y'know, shit that would unmake your mind upon gazing it.

>>140730728
What is with japan's obsession with Jeanne?

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>>140737744
He got pretty handsome after heart surgery. I don't see a problem with him making french sluts wet.

>>140735742

Wouldn't the world, which contains the swords, be the sheath?

Does Grand Order have an actual plot?

>>140737407
I see, thank you senpai.
Now I'll be off to roll.

>>140732619
Why is Arjuna so cute?

>>140738069
Yes. You just won't get most of it because it isn't translated beyond the tutorial and some of the first chapter.

>>140738078
Going through the game at first isn't hard; press skip during dialogue if you want, it prompts you for a name, press skip again, you have a tutorial fight that shows you how combat works, press skip, you complete two missions on your own with just Mashu which are still tutorial fights, and then it lets you do the starting roll.

If the starting roll is shit, reset the data for the app to try again if you want, before you become too invested in this account.

>>140738069
Plot is fucking huge

You're basically asking if F/SN actually has a plot as far as I'm concerned saying something like that.

>>140738132
We have translations and summaries on almost all of it now.

>>140738177
The summaries aren't very good, though I've only read the one for Septum. It isn't enough to give anyone a real idea of what's going on with the story.

>>140738235
>The summaries aren't very good, though I've only read the one for Septum.

Maybe you should read the others, rather than basing it off just the first one.

>>140737973
Those Otaku faggots love the idea of the "pure battle maiden" and Jeanne is quite literally the real life progenitor of that archetype.

>>140738286
I will when I get to those chapters. Hopefully they're more like actual summaries of the chapters and less like the meme highlights.

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This is a nun

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>>140734055
That is

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>>140738373
There's more line by line translation at times as it goes along

>Tesla: “Edison, fall back before the beauty of this great thunder! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
>Edison: “Grr, to think you took vocal training just to do that unthinkably loud laugh! Fastidious as expected of a genius! But cut your crap, Tesla! You’re nothing more than a weirdo! True genius is universal! Your words are just the prattle of a guy who stayed single his whole life!”
>Tesla: “Nonsense. I had no women during my life, that’s all. A true genius must be lonely. You’re nothing but an ordinary person after all.”
>Edison: “I am not ordinary, I’m a company president! I’m sick and tired of looking at you geniuses, like Bell-kun! I’m a company president who’s skilled at employing geniuses like you! You can’t understand that because you’re a dumb idiot!”
>Robin: “Edison’s regressed into a little kid!”

CHOOSE YOUR FATE, /a/
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE (from each category)

---Patrician Tastes Tier---
>Zero Saber being raped by Zero Caster
>Red Saber being pleasured by a random otaku on the street
>random otaku teaching loli Jack the pleasure of being a prostitute
>otaku fucking otaku Jeanne Alter
>otaku fucking otaku Saber Alter
>Astolfo fucking Jeanne Alter

---Degenerate Tier---

>Jeanne Alter futafucking Saber Alter
>Jeanne Alter futafucking Astolfo
>Saber Alter futafucking Mordred
>Saber Alter futafucking Dark Sakura
>Jeanne Alter futafucking Jeanne

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Left or Right?

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>>140738426
Okay, that's actually pretty funny.

>>140738609
>Jeanne Alter futafucking Astolfo
This is the only option.

>>140738610
Let's see
>left is a holier-than-thou cardboard cutout with no personality beyond being sanctimonious and kind
>right is a vengeful incarnation of smug who secretly is a tsundere who just wants to be loved by a reverse harem and have a female friend she can confide in
Gee I dunno.

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>>140737760

She also has the hots over Rider as well.

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>>140738681
But Jeanne in all forms was totally made for spitroasting, they even made sure to execute her that way to solidify the fact. You can't deny history.

>>140731652
Anime when?

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>you will never fuck Jeanne's milky jeannes

>>140736023
At least the current historian doesn't made king arthur into a teenage girl. Or nero as a big breast king arthur. Or gilgamesh as a blond haired/ red eyes bishounen.

Fucking nasu i swear to god. Fuck them

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>>140739300
>historian
>fiction writer
Please pick one and only one.

>>140739156
She is pure.

>>140739424

Pure cocklust

>>140735856
Fuck thats gae

>>140734055
i wonder if TM fans are gonna defend this too.

>>140739510
What's wrong with it?

>>140738610
> whynotbothlittlebrownpanchovillagrl.jpg

>>140735137
>This is a Catholic Saint's brother in arms.
He is still an hero for a lot of people.

>>140739714
>literally a child raping mass murder
C'mon now.

>>140735405
>Is there anything that Nasu can't ruin?
just wait for Pedro and female longinus

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>tfw you didn't roll you're waifu

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>>140739800
Then clearly she isn't your waifu, otherwise true love would have made the rolls in your favor.

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>>140739800
Why even live?

>>140736590
i want to play that game to be fuck for shota iskandar.

>>140739908
He's a three star servant, meaning he's easy to roll regardless.

Stop sexualizing Jeanne you fucking assholes, she's a saint, have some respect.

>>140739936

no

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>>140739936
It's okay anon. I don't sexualize Jeanne, I save all of that for Jeanne Alter. It's a good workaround.

>>140739531
He is Nagito

>>140740422
Design was made by Dangan artist.

What's wrong with it?

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>>140734348
>>140734397
>>140734431
>>140734489
>>140734542
>>140734595
>>140734696

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>>140740422
More Nagito is always good.

>>140737973
shes hot

What is the name of the Jeanne anime(s)

>>140740899

Shingeki no Bahamut

Why is Saber not Joan of Arc in the first place? I mean she's actually a girl who pretended to be male. Wbat's the point of making up some cockamamie story about King Arthur being a girl pretending to be male when you could use an actual one.

>>140740972

Because Japan loves King Arthur way more than it loves Joan of Arc.

King Arthur is the most famous foreign legend in Japan.

>>140740972
I thought Saber was originally planned to be a guy but they changed it since that wouldn't sell.

>>140741021

I think most famous foreign legend in Japan is Romance of the Three Kingdoms, m8

But king Arthur is certainly the most famous of the Western legends there.

>>140741021
Shit taste confirmed this is why they lost the war

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>>140739873
Not my fault the gacha is shit.

>>140740014
>sexualizing the purer Jeanne
Faggot.

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Commodore Perry when?

>>140741074
Its not because it wouldn't sell, they still kept Fate/Prototype on the backburner as a story to make eventually

Its just that they turned Shirou into a guy, and they decided to change Arthur as something interesting as well, to change up the dynamic.

Also because Takeuchi always wanted to draw a knight girl

>>140741021
I figured that much based on how unrealistically powerful she was compared to heroes who should be more powerful, but isn't it kind of counter-intuitive to include a character because they're famous and yet change a fairly major aspect of them?

>>140741074
Yeah, I don't think the target audience would've appreciated the h-scenes.

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>>140741121
LEMONADE

>>140741164

You say that like Japan hasn't been making up complete bullshit about historical events, figures, and classical legends for decades prior to Nasu even meeting Takeuchi.

Japan loves retellings of legends and myths, especially chuuni ones that have little to nothing to do with the actual myth (like having weapons like gungnir and mjolnir show up and be technomagical superweapons rather than just magical god-weapons).

And you know what? the West is no different. Retellings of Arthur with sometimes major details changed about various characters is unbelievably common, and we've been doing it ever since Malory popularized the myth.

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>>140732678
Can I have her instead?

>>140741462
She looks like a slut.

>>140741537
Perfect.

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>>140741462
You can lick her feet.

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looking forward to the Akira Ishida manga.

>>140741567

I want to lick her ass and pussy clean after Gawain and Lancelot have fucked her in both holes ravenously and pumped her full of their seed!

>>140741567
>doormat expression
No thanks.

>>140741600
>Wanting girls to always have a stern or hard up expression like they're looking down on you or are disgusted by you

Okay you masochist

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>>140734837
Edit when?

>>140741462
>>140741567
>Saber Lilly
>literally the cute and innocent version of Artoria
>as a dominatrix
Come the fuck on here /a/. I know you're obsessed with jacking off but at least make the sexualization make a bit of sense with the character.

>>140741727
90% of doujins have the girls acting out of character, why change things now?

>>140741121

The Arch-Enemy of Japan, responsible for it's destruction. He'd be Chaotic Evil for sure.

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This is the originator of the concept of computers

>Don't want to be left out of the loop with Fate/GO
>Don't want to spend money on gacha

What do?

>>140741908
Play the game like most of us are playing it, without putting money into it and cursing our shitty rolls.

>>140741908
Don't put money in it then you stupid fuck

You can beat the game easily enough without doing that. Most of us still haven't paid for shit with this game.

These games are paid for by 1% of users who put money in it all the time. Rather than 99% of the users putting money into it.

>>140736823
Look at the eyes, that's Jeanne Alter.

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>>140736918

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>>140739800
Should've rerolled for her.

>>140741995
How do I be the 99% while not being tempted to gacha for the latest hot shit? I've been spoiled by Kancolle.

>>140742185
The trick is that you only go for girls you really want. I already have my waifu so I don't give a shit. You have to remember that the rates are shit and you play to lose no matter what.

>>140742179
DELETE THIS.

>>140733872
>short dom yuri
God bless you, dark Jeanne.

>>140742215
2 am rolls were what? EST or Japan time?

>>140742185
Have a modicum of self-control. That might be too much to ask for considering we're on /a/ though.

Will /GO ever get a US release?
I'm sure that Americans would eat it up without a need of the VN.

>>140741462
Best fuckbody.

>>140742179
I've had my account since September. I'll wait for another chance, and save. I spent a few rolls trying to Gilles though.

>>140742524
Why does one save such terrible fanart? Look at that face.

>>140742544
Could've at least got a sub account with her

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Can't wait for Mother Harlot.

>>140743313
Think she'll be Grand Rider?

>>140743313
> THEY'RE SEE THROUGH!

>>140743313
Can't wait for her to die like the bride.

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>>140743358
Man I hope so.
>mfw there might be two Grand Saberfaces

Story of Fate seems to be at this point "Legends and history are power". I mean more than before

>Nasu: I wanted players to experience world history in the form of a game. Before we got to where we are now, the world had undergone a lot of eras, and within those eras were revolutions and breakthroughs. If those revolutions and breakthroughs never happened, humanity as we know it today wouldn’t exist. I wanted to make FGO a stepping stone for people to realize that. World history becomes a lot more interesting the more you learn about it, and I think the story up to Chapter 4 has done a great job in showing that.

Where were you when Fate slowly became an educational game, to teach people about world history? Cut to twenty years in the future in Japan, and everyone gets their history from Fate.

>>140743498

They're going to have the weirdest, most warped view of history in the entirety of the Human race if this is true.

>>140743358
More like Nero alter

>>140743498

I can imagine what happens when Japanese tourists visit the Edison Museum.

>Excuse me Prease, but why does Edison not have a Lion's head?

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>>140743787

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>>140738610
left can evolve to something greater