Reminder that Centorea is best girl.
>>140705593
She really is best girl.
>>140705593
I like her character songs, but Papi is just to cute for me not to love.
>>140706137
Papi is best girl.
Cerea is cute. But I prefer Miia
>>140706199
You've got shit taste then.
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
>>140706396
>wanting to fuck a transexual
>>140706199
>>140706396
Draco is made for brutal rape.
>Ywn take Zombina out on a date
>Ywn take her to an open theater, where they play zombie movies
>Ywn catch her interest by starting off with Romero classics
>Ywn end it with something fun and silly like Shaun of the dead as the night comes
>Ywn go to a bar with her afterwards
>Ywn drink together and have fun with her
>Ywn make her embrace her feminine side
>Ywnhold her hand
>Ywn settle her down to be with you after a night of drinking
>Ywn bring her back to your home where youtenderly love her
>Ywn cuddle together until the next day
>Ywn surprise her with morning bacon
>Ywn see her smile and drop the tough girl attitude
>Ywn see her cry tears of joy
>Ywn hear her say how lucky she is to have someone like you
>Ywn tell her how happy you are that you have her by your side
>Ywn hear her ask something out of the blue
>Ywn hear her ask about if its possible that there is a world where she doesn't exist
>Ywn wonder in the same way as wel
>Ywn hear her say "Man, a life without me must suck, huh?"
>Ywn tell her back "I should be saying the same thing"
>Ywn have her respond to a nudge on your arm
>Ywn retaliate witha passionate kissDoes it matter, /a/?Did you miss me?
>>140706484
Shitposter-kun is cute!
CUTE!
>>140706573
RUDE
U
D
E
>>140706614
Sometimes the truth hurts.
>>140706505
You're legitimately disgusting
>>140706678
She's the best.
>>140706712
>zealot in denial
Best joke ever. Make way for the master race.
I NEED WEBMS! WEBMS OF SUU!
>>140706750
Suu is shit
>>140706735
>implying that shite, I mean shire could win in a fight
She doesn't stand a chance against Cerea
speaking from experiencehorse pussy feels warm and nice, but its smelly and about as loose as one could imagine.
just thought that might be a good psa
>>140706712
>>140706735
They're both lovely, but a truly chivalrous knight wouldn't rub her bestness in other girls' faces, and neither should her supporters.
>>140706735
>tfw centaur girls have clearly defined abs and I dont
end my suffering
Zompapina is the best girl ever.
>>140705593
Cerea > every other girl
Remember that there is no girl better than her.
>>140707032
Cerea is tight!
TIGHT!
I'm going to marry Draco!
Kii is cute. Too bad I have hay fever.
I need to shave Cerea
>>140708027
Pollen is essentially plant sperm though, so you're probably safeuntil she spreads her legs to reveal the knot-hole
>>140708091
Is kii loose?
>>140708218
I'd make her
Gee, Bill, how come your mod lets you have two threads?
>>140708091
So Kii is into dogs?
>>140708091
That's where protection comes in.
So if Kii is a plant thing. Does that mean her leaves fall off in the winter? Does she hibernate like Miia would? Or is she like an ever green?
What kind of music do the monmusus listen to?
>>140709339
Vaporwave
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
>>140707235
HNNNNNGGG!
I need this.
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMHdhf0nvE
>>140709443
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IrQHeDcMi8
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5pl0Nf1Uk
>>140708897
A knothole in woodis the scab where a branch used to be.
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5mRBMZbYo
>>140709886I know. :^)
Lala teaching Yuuhi how to be more chuuni when?
>>140711166
>>140711191
I want to fuck them both.
Haven't been to these threads in a while. When are the new anime episodes coming out?
>>140711377
Late 2017 is the best guess I've heard, based on how often the new strips come out and how long it'd take to film.
>>140711377
OAD of the gym chapter is coming out November.
The earliest there'd be enough content for season 2 is probably fall/winter 2017
Who's that waifumon?
>>140711799
>>140705593
Best girl trapped in the shittiest monster body possible.
>>140711799
MOAR SPIDER!
Manako with her hat.
New version of Holo? I hope.
>>140712118
That's what I thought as well, alternate Holo, but this version's hair is really weird, so I'm only 70% sure.
Why are there two threads up, anyway?
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e02k386ENJA
>>140705593
She's Ok, but Tio is the best girl.
>>140712333
How come tips bra can hold her massive tits. But no bra can fit Cerea?
>>140712333
Silly anon, Tio should go back to her swamp and stop trying to be best girl. It's just sad.
>>140712591
Your right. The best girl is obviously Cerea.
>>140712771
Which is why anon needs another Cerea fan to come along and reassure him.
>>140712682
You're damn right she is!
>>140712591
>Drek posting
No anon, Tio's here to stay. She also doesn't have to try being best girl as she already is.
>>140712249
Probably someone who hates horse 9Ps, thought this thread had too much shitposting to start with, or falseflagger looking to drum up hate from other threads.
>>140712333
I would glady brake my pelvis for a chance ofmaking love with tio.
And yes i say making love and not just fucking, because that wat you always get with Tio.
>>140712771
>being this jealous that your waifu isn't best girl.
>>140712550
Tio isn't galloping at 60km/h.
>>140712550
Because Okaydo hates Cerea and wants to make her the fat joke of the series
>>140712870
>bae
Nice turd you got there.
>>140705593
Reminder that Centorea will never get her moment to shine as a warrior
>>140713000
Trips confirms it.
Doppel a turd.
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuu7dTEPLs8&index=15&list=PLhNV2nTV_ROuIpDuJPeTcdshmfhNeVhwg
got it on repeat always while browsing /a/, i have different soundtracks for every other board i visit.
>>140712986
it's funny because is true
I just wan to say that monster girls are objectively the superior waifus and the banter in this threads is always in good faith.
Except the horse fuckers.
They can fuck off to >>>/mlp/
>>140713451
How can she be best girl if she isn't even best Nyarlathotep?
>>140713411
>getting this angry over a horse
>Centorea fanart
>omits most of her body
Like clockwork. It's fucking hilarious that Monster Musune-fags think their vanilla haremshit counts as real monstergirl fetish.
>>140713411
Reminder that horseshits are the cancer that's killing monmusu.
>>140712550
It's because Cerea is secretly a nudist slut.
If you signed up for the Exchange Program after the initial trial in Japan, what sort of monstergirl would you think would be best to live with?
>>140713879
Miti-san, no contest.
>>140713879
Lizards are best.
>>140713584
Doppler is suppose to look like a 13 years old.
There is a disturbing amount of Doppel posting in this thread. Usually it's just the one copy pasta.
Posting perfection
>>140714320
>doesn't even have a gun
>people call him a """""cop"""""
>>140714377
>implying
>>140714377
Not only does he have a gun, he also has a bike. He is the ultimate symbol of peace.
>>140714396
>>140714428
>implying it isn't some shitty rubber bullet gun like Ms.Smith has
How nowcoldcow?
>>140714459
That would be a gun loaded with rubber ammo, dipshit.
Heh, Doppelcancer got banned.
What horrors do you need to witness before your eyes look like his?
>>140714634
Something along this.
Holy shit doppelfag got banned?
Fucking hell yeah praise the mods. Now if they'd do the same with the horsefags.
>>140714703
Full moons must be hell on Earth
>>140714809
Sedatives, Anon.
Also barricading yourself in the attic with a pneumatic rifle loaded with tranquilizers.
>>140714882
The station probably lets him keep a full set of riot gear in his house.
>>140714799
Just give it time.
>>140714809
Do you reckon the rest of the moon phases have any impact?
So at the new moon everyone sleeps in really late, feels really lethargic, and everyone has "a headache", or is it only the full moon that does anything?
>>140715019
I'd assume it's only the full moon because an excuse for the girl to go 100% lewd was probably all Crab was thinking about. Also he seems to have completely forgotten about full moons.
>>140715118
>tfw no full moon part 2 with Suu, Mero, and Rachnera
>>140714703
Is this some kind of fanmade spinoff?
Spidermom fucking when?
>>140715253
Yeah, from the drawfags of these threads. It's kind of died off though.
>>140715253
How new are you?
>>140715253
Here you go family
http://imgur.com/a/CODX4
>>140715269
Shit, had forgotten this.
spidermom
spidermom
does whatever a spidermom can
>>140715316
Not being a monstershit regular doesn't make anyone a newfag, newfag.
>>140715187
Mero might bot be a problem. Just hide her wheelchair that night and she will have to crawl slow as hell after you.
Rachneera on the other hand. That girl is smart. She migth taje precautionsso that nothing stands between you and her pussy
And suu. Dear god. There is no escape here. She is getting you one way or another. Unless you can trap her in a plastic bag before she gets all over you
>>140715316
Not him...
But I hadn't really heard of this until Friday.
Now I've seen the anime, and have the books arriving over the next few days.Rachnera is best girlSmith is better than DracoEveryone is better than Draco
>>140715340
T-thanks
>>140715396
Suu has to be chucked into a plastic bag inside a steel vault for you to be safe.
>>140715340
Its been a while since I looked through these.
Those threads were fun.
>>140715376
It does make you new to these threads however, especially not knowing bike cop. Which im sure is what he meant.
Looking to wrap up the update... Requesting webms for new girls 0116 Hospital Mero and 0117 Shire if webmfag has some free time today.
Also have we decided what we will call the pan faun instead of Shire? Roughest phonetic translation of (シーレー) is 'she-ray', maybe 'Sherry'?
>>140715561
swf files of the two are here:
https://a.pomf.cat/ogrnji.swf
https://a.pomf.cat/vslyth.swf
>>140705593
I like that sentence.
>>140706244
>>140706573
>>140706647
>>140707256
It's hard to bealieve that centoreafag turned this obnoxious in just few months.
In fact suddenly they are more vocal than anti-cereafags which is kind of suspicious.
>>140716018
I used to be a horsefag, but these threads made me embarrassed to be one. Quickly became a snakefag, they aren't nearly as cancerous.
Not sure what the threads were before I joined in a week ago, but holy hell, it's gone from bad to worse in a short amount of time.
>>140716180
Yeah, same here.
Cerea is ok, but her fanbase is pure shit.
>>140716018
I dont know what happened. A while back like during the winter. the horsefags were there like everyone else but not as bad as say, poltfags. (Lets be honest, poltfags were numerous and they were terrible in the past, now they're alright, not nearly as bad). But I dont know especially in may and april horsefags just skyrocketed to the top of the cancer list.
Big girls need big love!
>>140716411
ewww
>>140716452
For some reason this actually made me depressed
>>140716411
U U
UU
>>140716411
yes.
>>140716491dumb frogposter
>>140711576
>that polt
I can't take it
>>140713898
what is she
>>140716581
Frog monmusu when?
>Licks things to claim as property
>Leaves wet stains on furniture
>Goes REEEEEEEEE when she's angry
>>140716691
It gets better.
Since this is a standalone episode it's full length for just one chapter.(The anime normally had 2 chapters per episode)
The team making it and crab have confirmed its an expanded gym episode and will have tons of extra Polt and includes the MON team.
Needless to say my pre-order was in the day they announced it.
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>>140716760
AND we get Lala in the gym.
I want to see her head perpetually rolling down a stair machine like a slinky.
>>140716760
jesus christ, it can't come soon enough
>>140716815
>how to get brain damage.jpg
>>140716387
>>140716180
I stopped frequenting these threads daily around the time BC harem became the center of discussion, but cereafags where a minority back then.
Anyway i've loved centorea since early 2014 and no collective of ragging fags will make me change my mind.
>>140716817
It's just a short wait for November...
>>140709339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>>140711799
IT'S PIKACHU
>>140716876
>Papo_wa_brane_damudge.jpg
>>140716897
s-stay strong tanktop-kun, we can make it
for Polt
>>140717011
I wish Päpo was real so I could take care of her
>tfw no brane damiged gf
>>140714485
>those eyes
I never believed in love at first sight until now
WHO IS THAT FLUFFY ANGEL
>>140714485
>Chilled Milk.jpg
Also
>>140717294
its a man isn't it?
>>140717400
>man
please no
>>140715561
I'm okay with Sherry.
>>140716760
Why did you post THAT picture?
I want to make love to Rachnee
>>140717433
>WHO IS THAT FLUFFY ANGEL
>it's a man isn't it?
>please no
Because horsepussy, snekcloaca, and spider epigyne are fine, but The Knot isn't.
>>140717499
We all do.
>>140716180
>>140716237
>>140716387
It's a couple of particularly vocal ones(and probably the same guy who intentionally falseflags Polt). There are many of us stalking the threads who simply don't post, or post without her picture.
>>140717499
fuck off she's mine, we're already married with kids
>>140716760
I-is that a dick?
>>140716735
Is she also a robot turbovirgin?
>>140716735
>gets used as an onapole by Smith's G.Ape pussy
>>140705593
Threadly reminder
Horsepussy rhymes with heresy. Dont be a faggot son
I want to eat seafood with her but that will end up offending her.
>>140717558
Well, i mean
You can put your dick in those
But that's mainly used to be put into something
So
>>140717559
Ok, picture this:
>several anons come in her in one night
>she gets all the eggs fertilised
>three months later the eggs eclosion
>spider lolis for everyone
>>140717569
>>140717558
>taking anything up the ass
>ever
>Doppel is the superior girl
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
>>140717719
>hobo spiders
Sounds about right.
>>140717750
>Fucking up the order
>>140717719
But does it kill Asian Ladyboy Beetles?
>>140717483
>>140717578
I'm not above a sense of humor.
Honestly the Polt edits and stuff I find hilarious.
A clean version of that frame would be nice though.
>>140717788
There is no order in the crawling chaos universe
>>140717719
>Brown Recluse hikikomori monmusu
when?
>>140717558
I'm not that guy, I'm not saying I wouldn't it but I would be the one it, not it me.
>>140716411
Cathyl goes second but its pretty accurate.
>>140717668
> implying mero even care about fish
>>140717807
I'd suck Polt's dick.
Just for a laugh, you know
haha
>>140717857
What?
>>140717904
BROJOB BROJOB
CHOO-CHOO
Haha
>>140717944
Gotta love playing pranks on my friends
>>140717807
the wan you posted still had the panel's frame on the side
You could say it wasa bit ruff along the edges
>>140717927
I'd fuck it but I wouldn't let it fuck me.
I think the term is I'm a pitcher 100% of the time.
>>140718013
Oh
Why didn't you just say that then?
>>140717995
You,
I like you.Thanks brah, saved
>>140716760
>no knot
>no sheath
-6/10
>>140718040
Because.
>>140718042
Polt is the wan that I wan
>>140717904
She has a human dick right?
>>140718085
>>140718095
I know that feel brah.
I wan her too. Head-pats needed.
Wife Midriff
>>140718201
How big are her boobs?
If it's not Cereafags shitting up the thread, it's fucking Polt furries.
Why can't we have nice, clean, christian thread for once?
>>140718219
I want to eat Miia's spicy dorito.
>>140718231
Pretty sure they're D cups.
On a 5'2'' girl.
Can I come in this thread?
>>140718231
D-Cup my man.
Big ole soft D-Cups.
>>140718298
I want her to throw away the condom because I'll happily take responsibility
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
What would making out with a MonMusu girl be like? Is it different for each girl?
Would you get a hicky?
>>140718248
Who's your favourite biblical monstergirl?
>>140717857
>>140718344
>literally not reading the character sheet your just posted
>>140718302
Somebody show me what that would look like, I don't trust crabman anatomy
>>140717558
I think it's pretty hot
>>140718344
Hey TTF sorry to be an annoyance, but have you given a go at transcribing the sheep counting audio from a while back?
If you dont think you can, or its so far down your list as to almost never happen, dont worry about it. Just want to know if it is to be expected or not.
>>140718414
Manako would end up with a blush long before you even touched her
>>140718480
>Chart says D-Cups.
What? Ya lost me.
>>140718531
Can you post it again?
I can probably do one at-least one of them right now.
If you guys love your favorite girl so much, why don't you have a daki of her?
>>140718636
Poorfag.
>>140718315
Chubbyposting is finally allowed
Post chubby monmusu now
>>140717499
That Rachnee is looking a bit thickand that makes me hate her less
>>140717558
>Why do people like fucking girls, but not guys!?
>>140718649
Just sell your body anon
>>140718686
>Says he's posting chubby
>He's actually posting chubby
Good lord.
>>140718727
>Implying there's no girls in these threads, fantasizing about handsome monguys
>>140718596
Here you go.
https://a.pomf.cat/tvviiy.7z
Like I said before, do what you can, when you can. I dont mean to heap work on ya.
>>140718686
Go fuck yourself fatfucker.
>>140718727
> fucking guys
What are you? A homo??
>>140717807
>A clean version of that frame would be nice though.
here you go my man
>>140718567
Here->>140718344
>soft D-cups
Quoting from the chart-
>a pair of firm human breasts
>firm
And plus, it's just common sense- she's a runner. You can't run with a set of big flopping jugs bouncing around, cera proved that much.
>>140718825
> 2k16
> still hates healthyposting
This is not 2007 anon
>>140718842
Firm breasts would still be quite soft anon
>>140718870
/a/nons are the real monster here
>>140718816
Thanks, I'll give the first one a shot.
>>140718829
Cheeky cunt
>>140718842
Fair enough though "firm" for breasts is still pretty damn soft.
>>140718829
>removes ears
>leaves hairy arms
Why'd you turn her into a frog?
monster musume fukin suks
>>140718967
Did anyone says frog?
>>140719005
lel XD
>>140718967
yeah, I totally forgot
>>140719005
this desu senpai
baka senpai
>>140719021
Just REE one time and I'll sic the futa chimp girls on ya.
>>140719047
Would still fug, though now the crazy eyes are a little more prominent.
So why does draco have horns now?....
>>140718781
Chubby Miia is best Miia right?
>>140718942
Centorea's is the longest, but it sounds to be pretty straight forward. Lala, or Doppel, or Rachnera might be kinda tough.
Ok I got time to do one of these before bed.
Who do you guys want?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10055542
I have ears and don't have a penis...
I have ears and don't have a penis...
I have ears and don't have a penis...
>>140719005
ebin
>>140719259
What?
Merino can't count herself?!
>>140719259
>>140719204
These chubby girls are actually cute
>>140719278
E B I N
B
I
N
>>140718686
>>140719204
I'm never going to understand what's so compelling about this. The girls are perfect as is.
Chubby tio is love
>>140719259
No kii?
Running out of time so it's gonna be Miia for tonight.
Sleep Snek incoming.
>>140719266
Oh, I thought you did...
>>140718866
>firm breasts are soft
Mmmm hmmm.
>>140718942
>"firm" for breasts is still soft
Confirmed for never having a firm boobed girlfriend. Had one who was considerably well endowed and her boobs felt a little like bags of sand
>those are implants
Nope, I assure you suspected the same but after years of careful, uh, observations I was able to determine they were legit.
>>140719005
*chortles loudly*
>>140719601
Anon, you're a warrior
>>140719601
dammit
>>140719499
Dont you wish your waifu was chubby?
>>140719601
>yfw your dong goes full Minecraft
>>140719005
Tell me YOUR favurite anime den
So wait, was there a drama CD or something for monmusu?
Is it up on Nyaa? I'm not seeing it
Unlike this lewd snek I'm hitting the bed.
Night brahs.
You can't sleep darling?
Then... I'll have to help you fall. a. sleep.
* Sheep counting to 10 Sheep *
You still can't sleep? Aww
* sheep counting to 23 sheep *
You're still awake? If you don't get to sleep soon tomorrow will be rough you know?
30 Shee-...
Hey stop just looking over here, you've got to close your eyes!
* Sheep counting to 40 sheep *
So you're really not going to sleep then?
so... what. Should. We. Do?
I'll keep doing these if someone wants to save them.
>>140719170
>tfw can't kiss her without losing an eye
>>140718636
Because I don't have $500 laying around and
>keep daki with me at college and roommate gives me strange looks
Or
>have to keep it at my parents house till I'm done with college where I would get even stranger looks
>>140720104
> living with roommates
> living with parents after the age of 18
Pfffft
>>140720141
Don't judge. Your on this site with us aswell.
>>140717294
Dunno, can't read Japanese. All I know is she's cute.
Spoilered for Cute.
>>140720177
I dont live with roommates I rent a room during my college time son
>>140720206
>This level of cute
What is this feeling? It hurts but it doesn't at the same time
>>140719721
A slight muffintopping is to be expected in 3d. What usually gets posted in the name of "chubby" are bonbon-inhaling, five hours to stop jiggling after their last movement, tubs of lard, who would frankly be better off with a bullet to the brain, except said bullet would have to penetrate seventeen layers of kevlard.
>>140720009
I'm interested.
How many have been done so far? I remember Tio, but I haven't really been paying attention if any of the others have been translated.
>>140720009
>>140718531
>>140718816
So where did this audio come from?
>>140720265
>>140720356
The web shorts they ran while the anime was airing. Each of the girls counts sheep for their listener in their own unique way.
>>140720403
Drama CDs when?
>>140720009
Many thanks TTF I'll copy this into a notepad and save it in with the audio. I will also reupload the video I have that already has Smiths translation if you want to do a comparison of 'official' to yours. I imagine no great differences however.
>>140720356
Web short endings.
>>140720291
I do not post said things anon. All I post is healthy monster girls
>>140720376
Hound please, I can't right now
>>140720526
This is not healthy, this is morbidly obese.
>>140720206
I see an "Ore" in there, which is masculine, but rougher/street females use it too. But isn't this the fox girl I confirmed with TTF the other time, when they said "kanojo" referring to themselves before giving their name? Something like "kanojo no namae wa"
>>140720009
>>140720492
https://a.pomf.cat/cjvjgx.mkv
>>140705593
Can Cerea really be considered blond?
Even if her human head has blond hair all of her horse part (which together is most of her body) has the color of an indian street
>>140720563
Looks healthy to me. All the girls that's been posted here is not even close to healthy, with boobs that big a wider girth is required in order to be healthy anon
>>140720652
"Brown centaur with blonde hair"
If fixed your problem
>>140720652
>Those hips
wew
>>140720650
Can someone just upload all the audio into one storage place
>>140720700
I believe the technical term is chestnut.
>>140720526
Stop being a faggot.
These girls aren't healthy and you know it.
>>140720675
Son, a healthy human is supposed to be at last twice as tall as their waist circumference.
>>140720616
Quick note before I go to bed.
I can confirm she's a she. She just uses "ore" for some reason. Not sure why since I don't read the comic and don't have context. I remember her introduction page and she's definitely a girl though.
>>140720736
here
>>140718816
If you know someone or can translate from just audio, give it a try. Can always compare multiples for a better understanding.
>>140720762
no
it's brown.
>>140720650
jesus fucking christ why and how the fuck is this allowed my fucking dick god fucking damn it
>>140720874
>seam foam
Also something about colour vision evolution, selfish X genes that style their brothers' colour vision alleles so they get a fourth band of colour vision that presently doesn't actually do anything(but can somehow detect extremely minor variations in colour)
>>140720818
Delinquent type girls in gangs tend to use that. Also "less cultured, vulgar(in the classic meaning of 'commoner')" girls. Or at least, how I've observed it.
>>140720788
I can say the same to you anon. Why is this healthy >>140718219 (you can see her vagina bones its a sign of malnutrition)
but not this? >>140718686
>>140720807
> twice as tall as their waist circumference
Bullshit, thats unhealthy as fuck. Spaghetti waist is not healthy anon
>>140720874
Flaxen Chestnut.
>>140720807
Would a healthy Miia have a 4m waist?
>>140721187
>Miia
>human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ0-Ro8rvQE
>>140721122
That is one sexy horse.
>>140721075
Nice try, lardass, but it's pretty well documented by now that when your waist exceeds half your height, you're at enormously increased risk of all the various obesity-related deaths.
>>140721187
Not what I meant. In her case, you'd use her "standard" slithering height, which is about 152cm/5'. She would thus be healthy as long as her waist is under 76cm/30".
>>140717059
Man that doujin is awesome. Takeda has never topped it imo.
>>140721463
now, I really wish that I'd have saved my crops with nameis it Tikisou Takeda or Takeda Hiromitsu? or neither?
>>140721405
http://www.wired.com/2007/11/chubby-could-be/
http://nypost.com/2014/04/05/america-rejoice-being-fat-may-actually-make-you-healthier/
http://www.news-medical.net/news/2005/04/23/9440.aspx
http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/being-chubby-has-its-benefits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1385299/Love-handles-GOOD-The-latest-findings-ease-fears-chubby-bits.html
Your argument is invalid son
>>140720530
A whole den.
>>140721712
>fatposters think "cubby" is a 5,10 woman at 130 pounds
Mmmmmm
This bird just asked you to play a special game with her.
What do you do?
>>140712550
Because Cerea's breastsare still growing.
I want to see more Shire
>>140721866
Destroy her in smash because I ain't going to let no peasant beat me.
>>140721712
I don't know, this is getting landwailish.
Should we man the harpoons?
>>140721799
post monstergirlcocks
>>140721799
>When you think you've entered the lioness den when it's actually the lion's den
>>140721712
Using internet news articles as evidence. What are you, a high schooler.
you should show scholarly articles instead.
btw why the fuck do you think it is a good idea to use a dailymail article as a source given how shit the dailymail's reputation is.
>>140721969
>>140717569
>Them ring fingers
>>140722018
> implying internet news articles cant be scholarly
>>140722042
All the girls are getting married off
>>140722034
Dios mio, Hound! Think of the children!
>>140722034
>you will never have a harem of these beauties.
>you will never be charged to incubate your mutual eggs with each of your wives.
>you will never have land bird daughters to take to track meets.
>why live
>>140721866
Dominate at first, then let her become victorious.
>>140722079
Please if you are using the dailymail as source than my argument stands.
>>140722105
Indeed...
>>140722219
>Mero getting married
But anon, that isn't tragic.
>>140722105
How about somebody drawing a picture of Cathyl receiving a wedding ring.
Her face would be a sight to beyond.
>>140722288
Divorce soon anon.
>>140705593
You can't grab her breasts and penetrate her at the same time though. Not unless you're a centaur yourself.
>>140722468
That's a long dick.
>>140722468
Hey look its Mr.hand's widow.
Technically speaking, more like a black widow at this point.
Rachneee an Cerea are best girls... Lala too
>>140722034
Pro:
>Flat
>Delicious brown
>Stamina of an olympian
Con:
>Three-step memory means it's dumb as shit
>Disproportionately muscular legs
Not sure if want
>>140722602
Land birds don't have the three step memory problem.
>>140722105
>Those titanic hips
wew
>>140716760
>tanktop posts my futa edit
>>140722602
As someone who enjoys fit girls.There is nothing but love with a girl with thick toned thighs.
>>140722207
Better than you who dont provide any source.
>>140722692
Does Miia technically even have hips so to speak.
>>140720054
>the awkward giggling and facial manuevring just to get a kiss
>>140722739
Yes. They're near the end of her tail.
>>140722692
Hips are love anon
>>140722710
Hound my boy
>>140722730
Stop confusing me with another anon, I was just pointing out that your sources were crap. You should using medical and health science journals.
>>140722772
But that is not what other anon was referring to as hips as depicted in that image.
see >>140722105
>>140722710
Fit does not mean healthy anon. Healthy means healthy. You can be chubby and healthy but most anons here posted skinny and unhealthy girls which baffles me most.
>>140722822
http://www.news-medical.net/news/2005/04/23/9440.aspx
This is not health news medical?
>>140722874
Those are just her ribs.
>>140722576
Rachnera and Cerea are like peanut butter and chocolate. Pretty good on their own, but together they are delicious!
>>140707235
Not all the girls in one
>>140723033
>>140723033
wew. so saucy.
>>140722898
That article is rubbish as far as scholarly articles are concerned. It doesn't actually go into the exact details of the study it was reporting on. Instead it just took some quotes from various professors. It does not have the actual numbers and methods used to conduct the study and it does not feature any links subsequent studies that either conflict with or confirm with that study.
>Oh anon i loved the demon girl! Is it from a cartoon or something?
I am going to be a plague on this class
>Just caught up with the Tio chapter
>Pic related
You will never have a lap Kii.
>>140723318
Why the fuck are you showing anything anime related at school?
Are you in fucking highschool?
>>140722926
To be honest we do not know anything about Miia's anatomy where her human torso portion meets her serpentine portion. There might a few bones that act as a bridge between both structures. Her spine might be bisected by this bone into 2 portions.
>>140723318
Is this not what you wanted, Guard?
Is this now why you are here?
Are you not entertained?
This is the future you chose
Bestness ranking
Cathyl lost his strength and is submissive after you milk her, she cant no longer atack you. What do you do?
>>140723452
Wow, you put the shit in shitlist
>>140723372
>You will never have a lap Kii.
Make a cut so you can grow your own Kii at home.
>>140723452
Shit taste, but I guess I can't expect much from a spiderfag
Do the right thing and kill yourself
>>140723478
Kiss her on the cheek and tell her not to be afraid as I hug her and tell her how much I love her.
>>140723478
Suck out what's left.
>>140723478
Give her a pat on the head and call her a good girl
Then let her rest for the rest of the day
>>140719468
Kek
Saved
>>140723478hug her
>>140723478
Fall asleep with her.
>>140723478
Leave her be. She's probably flustered as fuck from having to endure me milking her.
Maybe cover her up while I'm at it; I hear that cattle are sensitive to temperature changes.
>>140723452
>Spider at the top
>best girl not in the picture
Shit/10
>>140722710
L-lewd popsicle
>>140722898
>Fit does not mean healthy anon
I said fit not healthy.
This is fit - http://imgur.com/iibHYms
These are abs with a side of mutton and a salad
>>140723478
Sit in her lap and lean back so she can cuddle you.
>>140723624
But anon Rachnee is in the image. At the top no less.
>>140723654
>Cott and Ton are actually plants
I wanna fuck a pair of plantsBy fuck, I mean take care of and work on a farm together to get my life out of the digital age and back into a natural and healthy setting
>>140723429
Jokes on her, we're doing instructional posters next course and i have a few ideas in mind.
>>140723654
>This is fit
No that's a model that spends 5 hours a day in the gym to look that way, then goes to a photoshoot with specialist lighting where she gets oiled up and they take dozens of pictures until they get one that can be photoshopped to "perfection" in order to have a product they can sell.
>>140723654
ITS UNHEALTHY hound. Why do you have an obsession over unhealthy girls?
Request for some beautiful draw fags out there.
Kii sitting on a windowsill while someone waters her head.
>>140723739
Don't overdo it, Guard! Think of the children!
>>140723540
>>140723564
>>140723583
>>140723614
>>140723616
>>140723656
>>140723846
Children wont mind Cathyl explaining how to use a breast pump, will they?
>Or Polt on how to use kettle bells for squats correctly
>Or Merino on the proper care and shearing of wool sheep
>Or Papi on how to raise chickens
>>140723805
>>140723964
>>Or Polt on how to use kettle bells for squats correctly
Careful with that one, Guard. You might get looks if you don't change how Polt looks a smidgen
>>140724032
My class already had 5 furries in it. Its not pretty, anon. Not pretty at all....
>>140723805
>>140724096
Stop blogging.
>>140724096
You have furries in class? And there's 5 of them? WHAT KIND OF CLASS IS THAT!!!!
>>140724096
Oh you poor child. I actually feel bad for you
Reminds me of my barista days, but that's irrelevant
Just pike it down a snoggen, Guard. This is the future you chose. There is no revert to last Checkpoint
Just deal. What's the worse that could happen?
>>140724128
Your waifu is of poor quality.
>>140724165
An infested and highly flammable one. That anon should take care and stay away from those threats.
>>140724212
If Guard's smart he distances himself from them before he gets labelled as part of their 5-man brigade
Last thing you want in life is people thinking you're one of THOSE
>>140724276
It's akin to putting video games as a hobby on a resume; a dangerous idea.
Distance is key. Show extreme disinterest, and they'll back off.
>>140724338
>It's akin to putting video games as a hobby on a resume; a dangerous idea.
are you saying people put "Winged Wolf" in their resumes?
>>140724338
Exactly. Guard, I suggest not doing it
Just don't do it, man. Just don't
>>140718636
But I do anon. I love Zombina enough that I was ready for this commitment.
Every fucking monmusu thread is the same
True End
>>140723478
Ask her if milking counted as cheating or not.
>>140724511
Mero, please
>>140723478
Call the police and have her arrested for domestic abuse
>>140724378
After seeing some resumes, I would not put it past them. There are some really dumb motherfuckers out there.
>Checking a resume for my job
>First page looks solid. They have good credentials
>Suddenly the next page.
>Pictures of furries, disgusting font choice, and COMIC FUCKING SANS.
>Invite them for an interview because they seemed qualified otherwise (plus, the workplace is casual anyway)
>They were so unprofessional that it made me sick
>They couldn't even answer simple questions about the job. They didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
>Politely decline them, as a proper interviewer should, and as they walked out, I crumpled their resume and threw it away before they left the room.
In hindsight, I should have thrown it out right away, but man. There's a dude who works here that likes monstergirls, and I'm sure he browses here during his break. The difference here is that he actually works hard and had a REAL resume.
>>140724124
Never open paint again.
>>140724806
>>Pictures of furries, disgusting font choice, and COMIC FUCKING SANS.
>COMIC
>FUCKING
>SANS.
I refuse to even believe this happened.
>>140724806
>>Pictures of furries, disgusting font choice, and COMIC FUCKING SANS.
I don't believe you
>>140725014
>>140725047
This exists. That example was not as farfetched as this one.
>>140725100
>Just dawned on me this is a resume on the 4th page
NO
NOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS FAAAKE
I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THIS
>>140725198
You best be believing in nightmares, son.You live in one, just like the rest of us.
>>140725100
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. When I think of any time I've fucked up, I will picture this and all will be okay
>>140725198
>>140725276
You better hope to God he doesn't post the Brony one.
>>140724487
Fuck off cunt
>>140725100
NO. NO FUCKING NO MAN
>>140725282
Anon, there's stupidity, and then there's outright idiocy. That'd be a bannable thing. Plus, I don't even know what you're talking about, and I'm going to keep it that way.
>>140724806
>>140725100
>resumes like this exist
>>140724553
100 percent new game + true ending
>>140725100
>last page
>she thinks anyone is going to want to meet her in person after that clusterfuck of cancer
Was this resume made by reddit?
>>140725100
>>140725646
The internet was a mistake.
>>140725646
No matter how much you like something, why would you think this is a good idea
>>140725646
>what will this little pony do now?
hopefully die
>>140725646
Ah
AH
NO NO PLEASE
Ouh my fucking heart. I think Im going guys. Im going.
>>140721712
Did you actually read those papers? Cause they don't say what you think they do.
And apart from that, the pictures you posted weren't even overweight, but clearly obese or worse.
>>140725737
Walk towards that light. you will rendezvous with Lala in the world between life and death. She will guide you to the after life.
>>140725646
Stop. Just stop.
>>140722338
>NTR soon
Ftfy
MOTHS
WHEN
>>140725646
>Computer science PHD
>Computer Science and Mathematics
>>140725955
Best mouth
>>140725955
Right now!
>>140725955never
>>140725646
okay that's enough
>>140725646
This is cancer
Im pretty drunk and depressed, ask me about your girl.
>>140725955
>>140726194
>>140726226
this thing is very fuckable
>>140726194
Is it fuzzy?
>>140726270
Indeed
This is my wife, isn't she beautiful?
>>140726399
Can you disclose her name or location
>>140726399
Is that daft punk?
>>140726429
I am guessing it is some sort of state secret.
I want tobrush the hair out of Draco's face and tell her that she is the most beautiful girl I've ever met
>>140726399
Who?
>>140726501
Wrong girl anon
>>140726481
And then she'll leave your pussy ass for an alpha centaur.
>>140726399
She has beautiful legs
>>140726399
Your waifu attractive
>>140726399
Since bags are not feasible for day to day life, the massive censor bar will suffice.
>>140726481
I want to hold her down and force myself in her.
>>140726614
Just the kind of tryhard edgefagging that we all expect out of spiderfuckers
End your life
>>140725646
Beautiful...
>>140726561
Because everyone wants a violent nigger species that lasts 5 seconds and dick is too big to even fit.
>>140727088
If a centaur tried to jam it in Draco, would her scales act like a cheese grater?
I've been gone a few days, how much autism have I missed?
>>140727232
Assuming she has scales there, maybe. Her secrets pages mentions that she needs to keep them filed down or they catch on her clothing.
>>140722105
looks more like her mom
>>140727412
> she needs to keep them filed down
I had forgotten about thatI bet she could use some help
>>140726262
Will I ever be united with my plant gf?
>>140714485
New chapter? Darn.
>>140726399
Missing children aren't your wife
>>140726333
have another
>>140727583
Not even in death anon, she will able always just out of touch, out of sight, out of hearing, out of smell and out of phase with our reality. He could be right next to you and you would not even be able to detect her presence at all because her reality is out of phase with ours by 1 width of an electron.
>>140727883
I would make this moth a mother in a moth wing beat
>>140727568
>You will never fastidiously file down Draco's scales while she acts incredibly flustered the entire time.
>>140727583
not me>>140727936
but pretty much.
>>140727980
>>140727985
>Draco will never thank you for grinding against her by grinding against you
>>140727936
So should I just end it?
>>140727936
correction She not he
>>140728125
It is no use, not even in death will you be united with her.
but since you are a Pepe, you must be used to gagging on Chimpanzee dick
>>140728073
exactly the type of face I would want to see.
>>140728125
We can end eachother. You shoot me and I shoot you at the same time. No more suffering.
>>140728211
I can never escape the reality that my waifu will never come to life. Existence is pain.its a shame they don't do Kii body pillows.
>>140728073
She deserves nothing but love and happiness, and that little faggot deserves to have his dick smashed with a sledgehammer for hurting her
>>140728403
if you have enough money you can always custom order.
>>140728543
Custom order? Where can I do that and how?
>>140728659
At any place where they make body pillows I suppose.
I'm considering suicide. Is it possible to hang oneself with a daki, specifically the Miia one? Seems like a fitting way to go, seeing as Miia is my waifu.
>>140728959
Anything's possible if you try hard enough.
>>140728959
>>140728125
Jesus Christ. You people need help. Go to a local church, or mosque, or doctor, or random person.
>>140711799
So Manako is the first one
I want to play with her in the bunny costume in the game
>>140729017
Anything is possible with jesus on your team
>>140711799
What's up with Rach's palps? Do they normally bend that way?
>>140712550
Tio has a stable work, she spends almost all of her money in special made clothes.
Cerea is just an exchange student, she barely has money and her pride doesn't allow her to use a bra.
Bra of her size must be expensive as hell
>>140729178
Doesn't kurusu get a stipend to pay for their expenses
>>140714485
heh, I liked a lot this chapter
she's cute btw, I though she was some kind of werewolf, but looks like they're more like lion people
>>140729017
There's no help to found, anon.
I'm just so tired feeling nothing but pain and loneliness. I only hope there's something on the other side. And if I'm really lucky perhaps Miia will be there waiting for me. All I know is anything is better than this.
>>140729195
Jesus and Buddha are the best roommates.
>>140720206
cute!
too fucking bad I can't understand a shit
>>140729195
Where is this from?
>>140729573
unholy old guys
>>140729573
Go to your local church and repent, then I'll tell you.
>>140729415
Nobody here cares, anon. Perhaps you seek professional help.
>>140729498
I wish Jesu and Budda were my roommates
>>140706573
Fuck you. Snek is best girl
>>140729173
Provided that is Rach...1% chance its not. Anyway, there does not seem to be a real reason for her legs/hips to have physiological restrictions other than she never really needs to do the things we do with our legs.
>>140720650
>muh dick
She needs a man. Fast.
She can't be with darling, even Mero is against it.
>>140729752
It doesn't matter.
>>140729245
Yes, but Smith said it was for the girl's food (and damage) expenses. Everything else is up for themselves.
>>140729863
One won't be enough for her...
BUT I VOLUNTEER!
>>140729178
Who knows, Cerea could be a Camgirl when nobody is looking. That is how she pays for her needs
>>140729800
>snek
>best
No. Even cuckfish is better, but they're both low tier.
>Lamia have fairy tales about handsome human men with as many dicks as fingers, that visit villages, fuck everyone into a coma, and ride off into the sunset
>>140720376
I though that she was the boring-serious-badass type, but she's very cute
>>140730226
Kill yourself, horsefucker.
>>140730226
what he said. Kill yourself horsefucker.
>>140722739
Bruh.
>>140730260
>The Lamia version of st.Nicholas takes naughty children to a live in a monestary
>>140730511
Twisting her spine like that over and over won't make her feel good anon
How can one girls be so perfect?
>>140730511
She's just spinning in circles... At some point she's going to unspin like a propeller
>>140730876
She's definitely not perfect, but I think that's part of her charm.
>>140730704
Then Badgergirl St. Patrick throws her into the Atlantic
>>140730876
>perfectI love her for being so imperfect
Also, where is the tail?
>>140730963
Wouldn't there be a monstrous mongoose girl who will devour all the those disobedient Lamia children
>>140730889
>>140730876
She hates humans
Cannot help but to fall in love with a human girl
She likes to dress as a princess.
One monster girl can take so much.
>>140729052
I don't remember this, what chapter?
>>140731124
42. It's being worked on (slowly) right now.
>>140731124
last chapter
>>140705593
>>140730260
>Centaurs have fairy tales about That One Guy with an insane one-rep max
>They excitedly tell their sons about how much they curled that day
>>140731642
Father knows what best.