How is she able to consume her own weight in COLA and potato

>>140623007
Diet coke has been linked to diabetes.

It's an anime. It has the waiver of making no sense.

>be me, semi-pro basketball player
>watch kuroko
>midorima is better than curry
>be like
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HOW CAN THIS BE REAL NYGGUM

>then I realise it's anime

She spasms out on the floor enough to burn the calories.

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>>140623047
I know. But it does help you with not becoming a fat ass. Trust me, drink a lot of coke (even more than umaru) and there's a notable difference in my weight since I switched to diet coke.

The question is: is diabetes a fair trade for weight loss

>>140623294
Are you retarded? You were probably pigging out more junk food when you were drinking diet you fucking fatass homonculous

>>140622936
Honestly, this trope only makes sense if the character literally fights for a living (Goku, Saber, etc.) otherwise the character should just become fat.

>>140622936
>>140623051

What? I drink a lot of cola like Umaru and I'm a skelly. Must be all those fat genes Americans have.

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>>140623414
I never eat junk food. Only CORA.

But I don't know. Maybe I was a bit more active at the time I switched or something. I'm just telling you what I experienced.

>>140622936
>without becoming a fat piece of shit

I have some news for you anon.... you might not like it....

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>>140622936
If she can transform into a nugget she can transform into a thin girl as well.

>>140622936
Bulimia.

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>>140624171
DELETE THIS

>>140623514
Burger here, I drink at least a liter of pepsi/coke a day and my diet is almost all meats breads and cheeses and I'm still skinny. Most of the people here who drink diet seem to think that alone will help them not be fat rather than actually moving and doing something.

>>140622936
The same way Reviewbrah eats hotdog pizzas and stay like a stick.

Taihei makes her eat proper meals, even if she does snack out most of the time.

Also good genes.

>>140622936
She's a teenager

>>140624588
>Also good genes
This. Taihei is a skelly looking motherfucker which explains a lot.

I eat 4 meals a day, don't exercise, and still stay underweight

>>140624705
Not sure if you have good genes or shit genes

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>>140622936

>>140624737
asian genes

>>140624737
or worms

>>140624737
Parasites.

>>140624966
>>140624847
I'm not sakura

>>140625049
You are. Slut.

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>>140625095
I'd rather be the perfection that is saber

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Two of my friends do this stuff too. They're both crazy eaters, I'm literally talking about chocolate and lemonade every day, yet they always stay underweight. Their secret is they both have such fast metabolisms they shit out most of it. Makes me a bit depressed since for me staying fit requires work.

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>>140625141
Fair enough. Saber is second best.

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>>140622936
By this

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>>140623871

Are you implying that she's really a huge fat positive beached whale but she imagines she's a thin girl just like she imagingers she's an umaruru?

>>140624812
>>140624737
Technically genes dont really come into place until you are high up in athletics or some pro bodybuilder/powerlifter. Until that, you can het big

>>140624705
you dont eat enough

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>>140625351
DELETE THIS AND APOLOGIZE

>>140626890
I eat 4 meals a day and do absolutely no exercise, how is that not a lot of food

>>140627529
Maybe his portions are so small they add up to 2 meals of a regular person or some shit

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>>140622936
Because she *is* an overweight piece of shit.

>>140627529
They can be small meals or big meals. You can't measure how much you eat on the amount of meals. It needs to be measured in calories.

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>>140622936
Jelly?

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>>140627826
>>140628394

>>140623294
People will disagree with you but its true. Sugar = calories and more calories = weight gain.

Unfortunately here in burgerland people are retarded when it comes to health and think that Diet Coke causes weight gain, fat makes you fat, and Lemon water will up your metabolism and burn fat.

>>140630250
Exactly, diet Coke is awful for your health but doesn't get you fatter.

>>140630466
>bad for your health

Its still a meme. A thin person is overall more healthy than a fat person even if they eat junk constantly. Because a fat persons body has to overwork itself just to perform basic functions which in turn slowly kills you.

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>>140622936

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bump

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which one should i buy?
can't decide.

>>140634786
>not buying them all

>>140623294
>diabetes
>kidney failure
>on dialysis
>ded

>>140634786
The one with the onahole pouch.

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>>140632571
>physics

Like how this nugget can seemingly transform into a full sized grill and back again at will?

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>>140623294
Muh dick!

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>>140622936
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

>>140630466
>>140623047
>>140623294
It's linked to diabetes because mostly fat people drink it, you fucking retards.
>muh artifical sweetener thats made of amino acids, the joos made it so it must b poison

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>>140632165
DELETE THIS! DELETE! DELETE!

>>140622936
Exercise

>>140622936
Ask this girl
https://www.youtube.com/user/kinoyuu0204/videos