High School Fleet / haifuri / hai-furi

>>140576403
>yourmans

>>140576429
If all electronics on the Spee went down, does that mean they fired on the Harekaze without any radar fire control? If so, kinda explains a little bit more at how bad their aim could have been with the violent maneuvering.

>>140576537
Good point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfPSZECLl3s

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>she sees your tits

wtf is this? http://www.hai-furi.com/goods/?item_id=429

also this http://www.hai-furi.com/goods/?item_id=430

just an empty box?

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Remember that the most valuable member is MIA since episode 1 ;__;

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rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y6hwrfPehs

>>140576674
tool box and the container, so yes

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"And his dick was this small"

>>140576582
Is she trying to grope them?

>>140576429
I don't care about Ep 4 unless Mashiro dies.

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You fags need to stop bullying Mashiro.

I wish Mashiro was the captain of HMS Thunderchild.

>>140576674
Holy shit these are good looking. Very subtle too. Too bad I don't really have a use for them.

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what did she say?

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>>140576781
This shitposting has to stop

>>140576852
>tonight, you

>>140576852
"I can't wait to make you my love slave"

>>140576666
R I C E
I
C
E

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Who needs Hibike! S2 when you have Hai-furi?

>>140576852
"Germany... Getto!"
"Blonde.. Getto!"

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>>140576852
>You're my bitch now

>>140576781
She's kinda redeemed herself this episode though.

What if Mashiro was a sailor on USS Indianapolis when it sank?

>>140576717

As expected of Syrians.

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Feet!

>>140576922
Who needs the determination to fist s4/5 when you have mei-chan fisting?
>>140576286

>>140576666

holy quints.

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Such language

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This is like my GuP.

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How could anyone trust a face like this.

>>140577006
Hold a determination to fist

>>140576852
"I call it a...mayonegg"

>>140577024
How could anyone not trust that face?

They should have totally grabbed a few rifles from the armoury and taken the submarine and its radio over.

>>140577111
Wouldn't it be more suspicious if they used the sub's radio?

>>140577020
Why Scheiße though?
Didn't make sense.

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>>140576941
>Not liking Shiro-chan from the start
I'll admit this episode was what really put her up there, but she's been a good girl all along.

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>>140577111

Indeed. With just 30 people on board they have more than enough space for a rape dungeon.

in b4 rest of the Harekaze engages in mutiny and overthrows Captain Mike

>>140577024
I love her smugness.

>>140577147
anon, be glad a German character used actual German, you can't expect them to say "Fresse halten ihr Fickfotzen" or something

>>140577250
Oh boy.

>>140577250
The detail

>>140577250
Dropped.

>>140577138
No, they just need to say that their own radio is fucked.

>>140577250
>"this is getting interesting"

>>140577250
what does it mean

How can you reduce a proud name like Wilhemina Braunschweig Ingenohl Friedeburg to Mii-chan?

>>140577250
HET CONFIRMED

/u/ BLOWN THE FUCK UP

>>140577111
>boys vs girls

>>140577356
Because Wil-chan is not cute.

>>140577341
It means he'll become the MC, save the day and the show will turn into a harem.

>>140577250
>A submarine commander in love with a destroyer captain. Unable to confess...

>>140577327
And then the mainland people would think that they hijacked the sub and faked a contact.

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>>140577228
>Fresse halten ihr Fickfotzen
Well, yeah, I can't expect that. This is wholesome entertainment for the whole family after all.

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>>140577250
>defeated by girls

Very disappointed that they went with a mind control plot, I wanted the girls to be genuine renegades.

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>>140577169
We need someone competent to take charge.

MASHIRO
MUST
DIE

>>140577250
I guess this means boys might actually be mildly important at some point, if so I hope they're all cute shota.

>>140577448
pic not related

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>>140577436
>Genuine

>>140576826
Be honest, how many of you sleep with a plush?

>>140577162
>that picture

He's a big guy.

>>140577356
How can you reduce a proud name like Deutsches Kaiserreich to Doitsu?

>>140577436
>mind control
Proofs?

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>>140577448
We sure do.

>>140577405
"Schnauze halten" or "Ich mach dich gleich Messer du Opfer" would be legit too.

>>140577493
I need the room for when I finally man up and buy a dakimakura.

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This is your captain tonight.

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>No big twist in episode 3
>Aniplex knows how this works, and lulled us into a false sense of security
>Shit goes down next episode.

What if she shot Mashiro out of the cannons of Musashi?

>>140577457
I'm thinking more about Daily Lives of High School Boys. In a sub.

>>140577493
I still sleep with my teddy bear and three small plush dogs.

>>140577530
She is from a well off family, judging by that name, so those phrases wouldn't suit her.
And Japanese seem to forget that you can't translate literally and that there are slight nuances between words in each language.
"Verdammt nochmal" would have been better in my opinion.

>>140577506
Well, Mi-chan said that the guys on her ship "stopped following the orders", I got the implication that they went into a zombie unresponsive state. If it was a mutiny, she would have said so

>>140577595
Then there won't be anyone to scrub the toilets.

Remember the sub in the first episode? All the other mutinies happened not because of alien mind control, but because those ships were crewed by turbo sluts who fell for its crew, which is in on the conspiracy to take back navy from women.

>>140577404
>they hijacked the sub
Of course, and you'd tell them just that.
>faked a contact.
For what purpose?

>>140577570
May I be commanded from torpedo-chan instead?

>>140577546
Why does she only speak in Haiku or whatever it is.

>>140577643
It may have been that she wasn't able to communicate with them from across the ship. Not so much mind control but technical failure (or sabotage).

>>140577546
How old is she?

>>140577690
Because she's chuuni.

>>140577643
We don't know that, they could have sabotaged the power supply as part of a pre-planned mutiny. There's nothing as of now suggesting there's anything involving aliums or zombies or any other of the bullshit /a/ is saying.

>>140577608
>Youre crew consists of the bathhouse owner, the deputy, and Jack

Anyone else see the dude on top of the sub tower when the girls are leaving?

>>140577737
She could communicate with the captain though

>>140577499
Because it's based on that dutch word "Duits" for German.

>>140577678
They could set up a "trap" now that they have both the sub and the Harekaze.

We have no idea if the mainland is in cohorts with the mind controlled people. So the trap could go both ways.

>>140577788
yes >>140577250

>they didn't rape the submarine crew

>>140577790
She was with the captain since the captain gave her the hat.

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>>140577591
>yfw no big twist in episode 4

Horakaze.

>>140577740
A genius chuuni.

>>140577768
Yes, all of the high school students around the world are part of a top-secret conspiracy to murder a group of girls, and it was never leaked by any of them. This is definitely far more plausible than an anime having sci-fi or supernatural elements.

What if Captain Dave McGraw was the Captain of the Harekaze?

>>140577643
Maybe they are taking instruction from a higher up. It would override whatever she tries to say to them.

>>140577788
I wonder how you were able to see that, but not this post >>140577250

I want to cum deep inside Mii-chan~

>>140577023
This is GuP, but with schiff

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>>140577643
>the guys on her ship "stopped following the orders"
That's what a mutiny is. It's literally an insane leap of logic to assume there's alien mind control parasites making everyone evil but fully functional when it could easily be some kind of conspiracy against the blue mermaids.

>>140577811
>the sonar operator picking up air escaping
That wasn't from damage. That was the ballast blowing for emergency surface.

>>140577873
It's not the group of girls, but the Mermaids most likely. The girls are the easiest way to do that because they are part of the Mermaid school.

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So who's leading the plot to steal Japan's loli navy?

>>140577638
They probably went with the most well-known term. When you have an American, a Frenchman or a Pole in a show, you'd also have them say fuck/merde/kurwa rather than some obscure phrases.

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>>140577873
Nice job putting words in my mouth, you fucking faggot.

>>140577506
>episode 1
>Harekaze is the only one late to training
>Harekaze is the only one that remembers being shot at first
>episode 2
>graf spee
>wilhelm is the only one who isn't at her post
>wilhelm is the only one who doesn't mutiny

I'm guessing it's some kind of targeted mind control thing that has to be really precise to work

>>140577941
Me.

***,245位/***,319位 (***,597 pt) [*,*10予約] 2016/06/22 ハイスクール・フリート 1(完全生産限定版) [Blu-ray]

>>140577899
I'm german so I can be your substitute if you want.

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>>140577941
You know who.

>tfw no doujins of twins having a threesome with submarine boys

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Who's the traitor on the Harekaze?

We all know there has to be one.

>>140577853
>The electronics stopped working
>She went to check
>The crew stopped following orders
>The captain told her to leave to find other ship
From how she described it, I thought she went and came back, talking with captain once she came back.

>>140577890
The captain himself didn't know, or said he didn't, it would be weird that everyone but him knew to follow these orders. Also, Mi would have known as well that there were new orders and she would have said so.

>>140577987
BOMBED
O
M
B
E
D

>>140577987
what does it mean?

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>>140577941
Some grudge against Mashiro's mom

>>140577962
I hope it will lead to a bunch of doujinshi.

>>140577958
So what were you saying, then, if not that the reason for all of the student crews so far attacking the Harekaze was that they were all part of a ludicrously wide yet totally secret conspiracy?

>>140577941
I bet it's the Chinese

>>140577998
No thanks.

>>140577493
I'm gonna start whenever I find a shark plush like Shiro-chan's.

>>140577919
>That's what a mutiny is.
Mi-chan flat out says she doesn't know if it was a mutiny. It was definitely something weirder than a mutiny or anything she could explain.

>>140578015
Mike, she's being mind controlled without realizing it herself.
>trust_nobody_not_even_yourself.jpeg

>>140578041
You're really going to have to drop this eventually.

>>140578023
Maybe they weren't in the know? Moka doesn't seem to know anything as well if we take into account of what Mi said.

>>140578078
I have a sizeable dolphin plush somewhere. Hmmm

>it's Yuri bro
>encounter a ship full of boys equal to the number of females
I wonder who is going to be Captain Mike's boyfriend.

Is no one going to comment on how guys got BTFO by a group of girls? are they going to commit sudoku?

>>140578100
Why? There's nothing to disprove it.

>>140578147
>I wonder who is going to be Captain Mike's boyfriend.
Mii-chan.

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Wasn't entirely happy with previous one so I remade it

>>140578151
They're subs so they're turned on by it.

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>>140577493
I have a gigantic pink bunny, a standard-issue teddy bear and two rabbits (white and grey).

Fight me.

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>>140577919
Cute high school girls that know each other for moths/years would do a mutiny, and shoot to kill at their comrade?

Please, that doesn't make any sense. The mind control is actually more plausible, as crazy as it sounds.

>>140578170
'no'
It'll be Moka.

>>140578187
Oh you

>>140578047
The student crews are attacking the Harekaze because they think the Harekaze mutinied and attacked the Sarushima for no reason, and the Harekaze has been unable to tell anyone otherwise. The only person that we know so far actually is hostile is the instructor, because she started firing for no reason. Everything after that point has been because of the Sarushima getting sunk, not because the other students are in on the "ludicrously wide conspiracy".

>>140578187
CARLOS

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>>140578187
The absolute cheek.

>>140578202
You're either a really cute girl or a really faggy dude.

>>140578209
>It'll be Moka.
Mike likes her boyfriends alive.

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>>140578202
Cute post

>>140577919
Everyone ignoring orders immediately after a EMP-like pulse seems like a bit more than that.

The only other thing it could be is that somehow someone managed to get roughly 25 girls onto a ship to all swear to mutiny at the same time immediately after an EMP knocked out the radio or something. On multiple ships.

I would assume crews at sea this small are usually pretty tight-knit and friendly too.

>>140578187
DAMMIT CARLOS!!!!

>>140578185
I would fuck her so hard.

>>140578215
They tried to talk with the submarine who ignored them and attacked them.

>>140578272
Mike will save her prince

>>140578187
>inb4 boys rescue them in episode 10

>>140578203
Have you ever met a teenage girl? They're savage.
This is just bullying taken a step further.

>>140578147
So did the girls invite the guys on their ship or just left them there?

If anything it's more yuri vs yaoi scenario going.

>>140578272
And with a penis.

So, what is up with the whole Mark 32 torpedo thing? Why exactly would a USN weapon be on a foreign ship, in a alternate universe where WW1 might never have happened?

>>140578326
>inb4 they each get paired with one of the boys

>>140578329
They left them of course.

>>140577987
It's boys fault

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>>140577962
Wait, it wasn't just Harekaze not at the meeting point. Musashi was absent too. And how do you explain pic related? Is lost here being out of contact, or lost at sea? Other ships are lost too, so why only the Harekaze being labelled mutinying?

>>140578366
>the boys are all faceless generic self insert

>>140578331
Wilhelmina is actually made by Volkswagen, so she has actually cheated her way out of every gynecological examination.

>>140578215
The other ships at the island sat by while the Harekaze was attempting to surrender, the Spee ignored attempts to communicate and fired against the orders or even knowledge of its captain and XO and even tried to kill its own XO, the sub ignored attempts to surrender.

Give it up. This is not the behavior of highschoolers.

>>140578326
And they were never heard from again.

>>140578320
Because they had orders to sink the Harekaze, everyone did. Did you even watch the episode?

>>140578393
All the lost ones are out of contact, Harekaze is the only one confirmed to have fired on a friendly.

>>140578393
Lost contact / not responding to commands.

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>>140578215
You forgot about the Admiral Spee firing against Mii-chan when she's defensless on a tiny boat. That has nothing to do with Harekaze's supposed mutiny, this is some serious shit.

>>140578328
>Have you ever met a teenage girl? They're savage.
>This is just bullying taken a step further.

This is like, fucking treason, murder, and destruction on a massive scale. It is a few more steps above bullying than just one.

This kind of shit doesn't happen because someone felt like it. Some kind ideology or political shit would be the minimum.

>>140578434
So OBVIOUSLY it's mind controlling alien zombies. Jesus, are you 12 years old?

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>>140578416
in 20 years or so, VR will be at the point where you will literally be able to self inset into your favorite Chinese cartoon

fuck, I think I'm not going outside anymore, I don't want to die before that

>>140578416
It'd be really surprising if it wasn't the case anyway. It's like japan thinks all male teenagers are clones of each others or something.

>>140578514
They aren't?

>>140578393
Out of contact. That can mean anything - manual disabling of transponders, an EMP, or sunk.

Wait a moment.
Why are we all getting upset over the plot of a show that centres around cute girls on warships?

>>140578488
>This is like, fucking treason, murder, and destruction on a massive scale.
We told you, that's just how teenage girls are.

>>140578488
>his is like, fucking treason, murder, and destruction on a massive scale.
And all because the Harekaze was late.

>>140578484
I didn't "forget", if everything was explained by the third fucking episode there wouldn't be much of a point in watching, would there? I wonder if you mind-control shitposters are actually retarded or just have no experience with how a story works.

>The instructor actually shot at them to keep them from being mind controlled

>>140578490
No, but it's obviously NOT a simple political conspiracy, while the various supernatural or sci-fi theories remain consistent.

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>>140578589
Who would've thought

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>>140578262
Believe whichever you'd like.

>>140578283
I'm considering adding to my menagerie, but I'm not sure on the animal. No more bunnies, as adorable as they may be I already have three.

>>140578657
They really should've put in a toast scene there.

>>140578320
>>140578443
That was cause they were pinging them with the active sonar, trying to use it for morse code.

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>>140578490
Soooo, a bunch of high school girls planned a full coup, and are firing at comrades they know for whatever political purpose. Yeah right. It suuure sounds totally logical.

Please whatever god there is out there, let the mind controlling aliens be Cthulhu or some other ancient from the deeps.

>>140578015
The one that cannot stop talking about conspiracy theory.

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What was her name again?

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>>140578665
Have you considered: sharks

>>140578688
you also ping with active sonar when you try to detect submarines to then fire at them, as far as I know.

>>140578633
No it's not, because not a single supernatural or sci-fi event has transpired thus far. It would be completely out of place with the tone the show has established.

>>140578665
>but I'm not sure on the animal.
Llama

>>140578702
That's entirely plausible. Why do you think there's weird shit going on in politics, uh? Teenage girls man, teenage girls.

>>140578739
Adolf Hitler

>>140578041
The first thing I thought of back in Ep 1. The only clear motive so far is that the instructor has something with Mashiro's mom, and seeing that Mashiro is on the ship and the mother is the principal of the school, she decided to take revenge/tarnish her reputation/or the likes.

>>140578739
Heinz Ketchup.

>>140578739
Scheiße-chan!

>>140578739
Scheisse.

>>140578745
They should have spoofed their IP address before sending ICMP packets.

>>140578766
The loli council was behind every political decision of the western hemisphere in the past 200 years

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So do we feel that most of the remaining green ships were those with the Sarushima? I just wonder are they all fully in cahoots with Sensei or not.

I need to know more.

>>140578739
weißes Schwein

>>140577591

> "Aniplex knows how this works"

I'm calling bullshit.

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>>140578393

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>>140578574
Because that's what we've been doing for years. This is the mark of great shows.

>>140578702
No, you dense fucking retard, the instructor is the only one who is complicit as of right now, the other girls on the other ships were only following orders AFTER the Sarushima incident. The Harekaze was FRAMED, and so far it's working, how hard is this to understand?

>>140578814
But then the responses go to the wrong address and get dropped! Jeez Anon, this is networking 101.

>>140578739
Refugees welcome

>>140578015
The girl calling out Machi for fuck who knows why.

>>140578739
Wurstsammlung

>>140578615
What do you want, exactly? If your pet speculation fails to explain the information we currently have well, no shit people are going to criticize it.

>>140578761
It's almost as if it's a twist. I definitely wouldn't expect that from a show that completely changed its entire advertising campaign with the airing of the first episode.

>>140578739
Rudolf von Stroheim.

>>140578739
Schlampe-chan

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>>140578847

>>140577493
I sleep with a plush dog I had since I was a kid, a plush Lugia and a plush chibi Darth Vader.
Got a problem?

>>140578847
No bullly

DUDE
DEATH TO MASHIRO
LMAO

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>>140578665
>but I'm not sure on the animal

Orca

>>140578739
Muslim Semen Receptacle

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Fuck the boys

>>140578875
So thinking that the instructor and her collaborators intentionally framed the Harekaze is "pet speculation", but AYY LMAO MIND CONTROL AND ZOMBIES!!1 isn't? Kill yourself.

>>140578839
The difference is that those are all just identifying and explaining things that already happened, whereas the speculah for this show is mostly about when everyone is clearly going to turn into zombies and kill each other.

>>140578899
>Lugia
We found the nerd

>>140577947
Seems to me they put english/american "shit" into a translator and used the output, because all European languages work the same anyway, right?

>>140578843
Even if that has been the case, that's no reason to fire at Germany-chan, or even to sink the Harekaze killing 30 girls. No high school girl would follow such stupid orders in a peaceful world.

Holy shit YOU are fucking dense

>>140577987
How do you even read these?

>>140578942
I still don't get why feminists hate anime if half of it is feminist propaganda of girls in a world where girls rule and men being irrelevant.

>>140578739
Accel Vanguard no Archangel

>>140578859
Nmap has options that can help: https://nmap.org/book/man-bypass-firewalls-ids.html

>>140577998
i'll take up on your offer.

>>140578971
WE'RE ALL POSTING ON /a/ RIGHT NOW
WE'RE ALL NERDS

Annnnnnnnnnnnd dropped. Nice premise, bad execution.

>>140578949
The argument against simple political conspiracy is that it conflicts strongly with the information we already have.

Your argument against the mere possibility of supernatural elements is pretending you're in an I AM LOUD comic from /v/.

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>>140579091
See you next week!

TORIKAJI IPPAI

>>140579091
See you next week

>>140578949
They're both just speculation, after the last two episodes I do see them more likely going down some kind of mind control route. I personally would have preferred just a regular conspiracy.

>>140579091
Get over here so I can slap the shit out of you.

>>140579027
>centered around girls: objectifying
>centered around men: degrading

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Lost my scheisse hier.

>>140579157
NAKADASHI IPPAI

>>140579027
Because that's only cute girls. Fugly feminist would be erradicated in anime world

>>140579112
There is ZERO information pointing towards anything supernatural, and I'll wait for you to provide any evidence to the contrary.

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>>140578187
Pretty good.

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This is going to be another Menma-is-a-hallucination, isn't it?

What if Wilhelmina was actually manipulating the crew with secret strings she'd subconsciously placed there earlier herself?

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>>140579091
You'll be back /a/non, you'll be back

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>sea zombies
Oh are you fucking kidding me.
At least now the fact that the entire world is trying to kill a bunch of unexperienced little girls in a weak ship makes sense.

>>140579220
False, they would be turned into cute tsundere girls, somewhat like Shiro.

>>140579238
[Vacuums dicks]

>>140579225
There's zero information pointing towards any particular motivation. Thus, speculation. Speculation with fewer holes and conflicts with what we do know provides a stronger explanation.

>>140578739
Scheiße von Brownsugar

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A perfectly normal german name.

>>140579225
And there are many information pointing towards the fact that a simple political-treason-plot is stupid.

>>140579323
Yes, Winner Brown Sugar is a normal Yerman name.

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>>140579323
German superiority

>>140579294
how the fuck did you jump to zombies of all things as a conclusion?

>>140579231
What if none of it happened and it was just Misaki having a nightmare before attending her first day of high school in a perfectly normal world?

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>>140577024
Because Minami a best.

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>you will never have sleep wear this cute

>>140578824
It makes me wonder.

It looks like the blue ships that were at the meeting point are fleeing the point. But they were there when the instructor was sank, and some of the others are declared lost.

The fleeing ships would probably either have no fucking idea what was going on, be in on it and waiting to flip, or are just not infected by whatever yet somehow.

You would think if they witnessed the Sarushima attack the Harekaze they could radio it back. I don't know.

Either everything will make sense as the plot progresses or we are going to have holes in it everywhere.

>>140579404
Just buy one online, nerd.

>>140579317
>I don't know what's going on so it's gotta be magic mind control, no way there's a bigger conspiracy behind the scenes or anything haha
>>140579358
Such as?

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Cute girls operating a warship.

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I miss her hat.

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>>140579027
My best friend is a lesbian and a passionate (but reasonable) feminist, and she loves anime for precisely that reason, along with girls having powers and kicking as such as in, say, Symphogear.

>>140579392
She seems consistently disinterested with whatever is happening with the ship, and just wants to fix up cute girls.

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>>140579373
maybe he knows how to read the mood of that scene. Plus the music. Plus the fact that we never see the enemy crews. Plus the fact that Moka is scared like she's witnessing something not natural. Plus the fact that no sane high school girl would willingly become a murderer.

>>140579467
Yes, exactly.

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Weapons officer not so tough after being fired upon.

>>140579370
>When they see the dick

>>140579473
Don't soil Symphogear by associating it with filthy feminists

>>140579373
My other options were sea brainwashing, sea robots and sea aliens, somehow sea zombies is the one that makes the most sense out of them.
In any case, the zoom-in on those sexy German lips means that there's either some kind of mind control or massive betrayal going on.

>>140579502
They may be false-flagging.

>>140579502
well she's probably witnessing friendly boats attacking her, that's pretty unnatural

>>140579502
I like how the camera crops both the top of Moeka's head (where her captain's hat should be) and her neck (captain's shirt collar).

>>140579467
I've seen enough hentai to know where that is going

Pros for mind control
>it explain how mi-chan and the guys avoided being controlled
>it explain what mi-chan said better
>it explain why no one seems to give a shit when sensei attacked the harekaze

Cons for mind control
>we saw no other sci-fi or supernatural elements

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>>140579484
Can't you see that vigor for wearing lab coats? Of course she only care about them cute girls.

>>140579605
"Let me wildly speculate for a moment."

>>140579473
Does she have a gf?

>>140579602
>>we saw no other sci-fi or supernatural elements

Unless you count the jet-ski mech.

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>>140577071
She's a mad scientist.

>>140579447
Speculation is not "gotta be". It's "could be", or sometimes "can't be". If you have other speculations, you can also post them, but be prepared for people to actually try to evaluate them and criticize if they aren't good explanations of what we know.

If it's a conspiracy, it needs to explain how exactly the conspiracy worked and how it turned so many school kids into willing murderers not just of a group of highschool girls but of their own friend and XO, who they didn't even try to bring over to their side before opening fire on the Harekaze and her speedboat.

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>afraid to admit liking cute things
What is this kind of moe called?

>>140577493
a harem of killer whale plushies

>>140579664
>Often uses Chinese words
CHINESE SPY CONFIRMED

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>>140579602
No one knows that the teacher attacked the Harekaze first because she conveniently omitted that part in her message back.

>>140579671
Ever heard of Occam's razor? You're making way too many assumptions just to find an easy explanation that solves every single question the show has brought up so far, in 3 out of I'm guessing 12 episodes. It's more likely that this is all Mike's dream than your theory being correct.

>>140579686
Gap moe.

>>140579736
There were other ships present when she attacked

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>>140579602
>we saw no other sci-fi or supernatural elements
I don't think that matters, as that kind of thing always comes out of nowhere when you least expect it.
The fact that absolutely everyone ignores all kinds of messages is another point in favor of mind control.

>>140579651
No. She had one die in a car wreck when she was younger, and pretty much gave up on romance.

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Replacement hat.

>>140579664
they all speak Chinese though

>>140579602
>>we saw no other sci-fi or supernatural elements
Ships automated to the point that they can be operated by a small crew of highschool girls.
Floating cities
Futuristic Jetski thing

>>140579447
>Such as?

Probably the part where little girls who have been at sea together for extended periods of time suddenly decided to ignore orders after an EMP-like pulse of some kind and then attempted to murder other little girls, including their own crew.

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>>140579736
Actually, the whole fleet present at the RDV point saw the teacher firing at the Harekaze.

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>>140579664
So what? They're fine.

>>140579834
Ok, 'no sci-fi' was not the right term, but those are all easier to believe than mind control.

>>140579544
So, tis the zombie season? Great. We have habanero and train zombies and this show with ship zombies. Now we just need a show with planes and zombies, cause it works for those two.

>>140579671
Yeah, I'm criticizing your stupid mind control theory because it makes no fucking sense, but you don't seem to get that.

>>140579820
Does that make her an admiral?

>>140579820
>hat
>cat
Can't be a coincidence.

>>140579664
>143cm
Fun-sized!

>>140579852
AND NOW THEY ARE ALL LOST

>>140579852
Which is another proof in favour of mass mind control, you don't keep all those people silent, not when they are girls.

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Would you chase her?

>>140578824
That makes the white submarine all the more suspicious.

>>140579540
If you find girls getting to kick ass and be awesome as the stars of the show a positive thing, you're also a feminist anon. A real one, not the boogeyman you're afraid of.

>>140579734
If the plot turns into China vs. Japan, then you can know for sure that there will be some political shitflinging over this like back when China got offended by SnK.

>>140579901
It makes her a chair.

>>140579979
Why didn't they just mind control the Harekaze?

>>140579794
What if the ship's communications were hijacked by conspirators, letting them give orders to the crew remotely and leaving the bridge officers helpless?

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>>140579818
Tell her for me to not give up on romance because a racist NEET asshole on the Internet would be her gf.

>>140579914
>Wehrmacht officers inspect Paris defenses in 1940

>>140580006
It's already banned in China thanks to Isoroku.

>>140579848
Extended periods? How do you know that? Since we're clearly going off of circumstantial evidence, since this incident happened on the Harekaze's first day at sea, it can be assumed that the other crews are also on their maiden voyages.

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Dem lips

>>140580044
You're kind of a bitch though.

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There are many reasons why I like this show.

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>>140579926
You're onto something here, Anon.

>>140579882
But is mind control harder to believe than several hundred girls witnessing an instructor fire upon a student with live ammo until they fire back and then declaring them a traitor without any of those hundreds of girls saying anything?

Especially with the whole thing Brown Sugar said happened on her ship added on top of that.

>>140579992
I just like watching shows with girls as the main cast because I am sexually attracted to them. I could give less than a shit about real women and whatever fake problems they think they have.

>>140580030
It doesn't work on lesbians
It needs a long time to recharge and they weren't there for the first wave
They need some ships to be normal so they can be blamed without having people look at the controlled ships

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>>140579992
No.

>>140580041
Could they really have been hijacked so hard that even flags or Morse code gets misinterpreted?

>>140579992
2D women are not 3D women.

>>140580102
>is mind control harder to believe than several hundred girls witnessing an instructor fire upon a student with live ammo until they fire back and then declaring them a traitor without any of those hundreds of girls saying anything?
Nope, which is I believe in the mind control theory

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>>140576692
;_;7

>>140580102
Maybe they'd already rounded up the crews of all the ships who arrived at the point and locked them up on the island or something. I mean they're 4 hours late, they've had time.

I want to fuck that brown sugar yerman girl

>>140579776
That there are supernatural elements is one assumption, whereas all of the things that don't fit with the conspiracy each need their own excuse - unless there's a clever explanation that covers everything that we haven't thought of yet.

Occam's Razor doesn't really work for this kind of speculation about works of fiction because factors like narrative elegance and audience expectations play a role, but if it did, it would be solidly against a conspiracy.

>>140579887
What does it conflict with?

>>140579664
Mad scientists are the best scientists.

>>140580063
Sailing from germany to japan is already an extended period, and it would be after normal training and shit. Unless you want to argue terminology.

And even if they had been together for a week that doesn't discount the rest of it like how getting such massive groups of children to be willing to turn on their country/allies and commit murder/treason to serve some purpose willingly is really really insane.

I know mind control is insane but it isn't that insane.

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>>140580071
Only on the Internet though. I'm too pussy to be a bitch in reality.