How does /a/ feel about hikki NEET spiders?

>>140551863
oxymoron
all spiders are hikki NEETs

Aren't most spiders technically hikki NEETs?

>>140551898
>oxymoron
The word you are looking for is tautology.

>>140551863
>new ch never
>LN Translations never
>manga translations stopped

>>140551863
Not a spider bro, but a spider hoe

>>140551901
>>140551898
Aren't most spiders self employed?

>>140552489
Not without paying taxes they aren't.

aren't spiders technically carpenters?

I mean they do build their own homes

>>140553038
I watch anime all day.
Until somebody decides to pay me for it, that doesn't count as a job.

besides kumo is working as a temp for Ariel

so she's now employed

>>140553075
Are you a spider?

>>140553075

kumo was technically paid to be a spider for a period of time

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>>140553138
No.

>>140551898
This.
And can't spider's go a year without food? And months without water?

>>140551898
>>140553326
There are spiders that are not hikkis.

>>140553362
Say that to the fucker that lives behind my closet.

>>140553405
Give me her phone number and I'll talk to her for as long as you want.
She's cute, right?

>>140551863
Spiders shouldn't be that cute.

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>>140551863
>Kumoko is both a hikkiNEET and a damegami

>>140553114
But she doesn't get a salary.

>>140554559
She gets paid in food.

>>140553114
Kumo is 1/5th Ariel so she's now a Maou.

>>140554897
Since Taratects reproduce asexually she's more like 100% Ariel.

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>>140555118
>Shiro is literally D and Ariel's lovechild

>>140551947
>anime never

>>140553075
So farmers are now NEETs?

>>140555583
No, because farmers sell their goods and pay taxes.

Self-reliant bushmen who only eat what they hunt and who make their own tools, those are NEETs.

>>140555660
But Shiro is technically a government worker right now, who collects intelligence and dispenses it at her leisure.

So she's not a NEET anymore.

>>140551863
i like em, op.

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>>140551863
I prefer the original.

>>140551863
I'd dick the fuck out of her and her sister

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>>140556518
>and her sister
Who?

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>>140556593
I'm mistaken. Thought it was Quelaan from Dark Souls. Had no idea there was a manga/LN with a similar looking character.

She could work on the sex industry. I have heard nobles play big bucks to see dominatrix spiders trample elf maids.

>>140553038
How are they carpenters?
They don't work with fucking wood.

>>140556955
Are the elf maids trap shotas?

>>140551863
NEET spiders created the web that we can surf.

>>140557876
I don't know. Never seen a male elf before. So they must be the same?

>>140558617
Try some miyoshi stuff.

>>140551863
They're cute.

>>140561585
Is she the mc?

>>140551863
When will we get an official design for her?

>>140551863
I wish we had more of it.

>update when

>>140555266
>lovechild

>immediately upon birth, forced to run/fight from thousands of her siblings

More like Ariel's gladiator gone rogue.

>>140563973
She was born from D's soul being planted inside Ariel's egg. It's quite literally a lovechild.

>>140564347
Not Ariel's egg. The Queen's Taratect's. Ariel is her grandma.

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>>140551863
>2 heads

>>140566953
Two mouths. Now she can eat twice as much.

>>140566953
she can blow you with one mouth and make out with the other

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>>140567034
And sing with two voices.

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>>140567034
>double my fetish

>>140568800
Not the LN. Only WN i think.

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>>140556745
>she's dead in das3

>>140554559
She's getting room and board in exchange for work.

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>>140563274
At the current rate of chapters into volumes, we'll probably see arachne form either at the very end of volume 3 or more likely volume 4.

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>>140551863

>start reading this shit 3 weeks ago
>near the end the side story and the main story start catching up to each other
>read last translated chapter
>Tuesday, 3 November 2015
>mfw

>>140569580
Why don't you actually look shit up. The last translated chapter was about a month ago.

>>140568979
even worse is the fat Scottish retard that sells you ladders in DaS2 is dead

>>140568979
The feels hit me hard in that part.
Fuck that game and fuck the fact that I can't stop playing it.

>>140568800
The web novel is completely translated. We just waiting for season 3

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>>140570117
>season 3

The web novel had seasons?

>>140571609
Arcs.

>>140568800
Is that Ariel and the succubus? I always imagined her as being flat.

>>140571658
>succubus
>flat
To be fair artist put boobs even on genderless loli.

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>>140571658

>>140571751
>>succubus
>>flat
Yes, obviously.
Aren't succubi supposed to be sexy?

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>>140571818
Them's fightin' words.

>>140571583
Wait is that fucking Erect Sawaru art?

>>140572268
>this is a pillow

>>140572606
Kill yourself

>>140551863
deserves to be thrown to a rape dungeon

bump?

>>140573959
Ah, the mod just delete the images this time instead of autosage the thread.

Why are WN/LNs banned on /a/? Does /jp/ talk about anything other than VNs and Touhou? And mahjong.

>>140574009
A rare act of mercy.

On another note, when is the Youjo Senki anime airing?

>>140574048
>Why are WN/LNs banned on /a/?
Conflicting mod statements. It largely depends on how you set up the thread and what mod/janitor is reading it.

>>140574048
>>140574081

Why can't we just move LN/VN/WNs to /a/?

It seems more fitting as it is still audio/visual entertainment from Japan.

>>140574123
Because we don't want them here.

>>140574151
>we

>>140574181
We = I and everybody who agrees with me.

>>140574151
Literally no board wants them, so when the only real audience is on one, why wouldn't it even begrudgingly placed there?

>we

>>140574222
>we

>>140574050
Pretty sure there's no date yet, but I imagine in a year or so.

>>140574342
Who are you quoting?
I wrote "We".

>>140574408
Your argument coming down to (not even real) semantics in less than 5 posts tells it all, really.

>>140574501
My "argument"?
I never had an argument.
It was silly semantics from the beginning.

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>>140574581
Then leave? It's not that hard to ignore threads that are deleted anyway, regardless of any misplaced elitism.

>>140574709
What exactly is your problem?

When will author post a new chapter?

>>140574748
Your whole existence is my problem, why do you try so hard to live?

>>140574885
I don't actually try very hard.

>>140574885
>>140574925
Wow dude nice blog

Stop derailing the thread honestly. The other kumoko thread was hijacked too. It's like you retards are organised. Orga-fucking-nised.

>>140574151
I'm pretty certain that the majority doesn't care and even wants to talk about the things they read since these threads, like we have said several times, are simply being completely destroyed on /jp/ since the people over there want them even less. They also get deleted faster. /a/ is the only place, if you (and the mods) like it or not.
It's one thread out of them all and it also stays usually in one thread, is civilized, reaches the bump limit, and that's it.
How fucking narrow minded do you have to be that one thread you don't even want to read is bothering you? Just leave it be and that's it.

Am I the only one bothered by the RPG mechanics in this kind of work?

In some cases it makes sense, but in most of them it's kinda pointless.

>>140575364
The better ones don't even use them.

>>140568979
where is this? how can you tell?

>>140575287
Okay, for clarification and to end this pointless argument before it further derails the thread. I didn't mean to attack the thread.
It was a tongue in cheek comment.
It wasn't my first post in this thread, and it wasn't meant to start any kind of argument, which was why my next comments waren't anything serious either.

The one thing you can take from it is that indeed there are more people on /a/ who would report LN/WN/VN threads than people who'd participate in them, and that's by at least one order of magnitude.

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>>140575533

>>140575613
;_;

>>140574970
Don't forget to rate and subscribe.

>>140575537
You're an idiot. If that was the case than LN/WN threads would never reach bump limit but they do all the time.

>>140576183
So do other threads that are clearly garnering reports by the dozen. Mods aren't always very active. Also, whether a thread gets deleted at all is up to the mod in question.

Furthermore LN threads aren't always immediately obvious to the naked eye unless it literally says LN in the OP.

>>140576183
>all the time
Eh? When mods are sleeping perhaps. What happens all the time is they are "archived", usually around 100 posts.

>>140575537
Then they need to find a solution for this.
They're not wanted on /a/ but also not on /jp/. What they're doing now is not a solution, but ignoring the problem.
But more people want to talk about them here than on /jp/.
So, they either allow it here or create a damn new test board solely for WN/LN and see how it turns out.

>>140576375
>Then they need to find a solution for this.
You could easily force it on /a/ (or on /jp/).
Make a sticky and inform people that from now on XN are welcome. That would end the fight.
The number of people doesn't necessarily mean anything. /a/ simply has more people than /jp/ does.


>create a damn new test board
I'm with moot on this one. No more offshoots of /a/. That can't end well.
The one thing I want to absolutely avoid and that would get serious tracking and precedence from making that new board is /ma/.

>>140576375
>create a damn new test board solely for WN/LN and see how it turns out.
That's a terrible idea and you are a bad person for suggesting it.

These threads are fine as just that - threads. They are not explicitly related to Animu and Mango, leading to low-hanging fruit for shitposters and the English translations attached to them mean they are ostracized on /jp/, who is in turn ostracized and shit on by mods in general (see the /mgg/ general kicked there which basically killed the board).

There would be no problems if they weren't deleted on /a/, as they aren't typically 24/7 generals that this board has and they usually actually discuss shit.

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Magi's Grandson had a manga, never knew. Nice surprise.

>>140551863
>you will never be Shun
>you will never end up tapping this

>>140576598
>>140576610
Okay, sorry for the second suggestion.
So all we have to do is make the mods recognize that such a thread is actually wanted on here, from time to time.

>>140576961
I wouldn't even want to be Shun.
Tapping this might be life threatening, so I probably don't want that as well.
But tapping Successful Transgender, is something I would do.

>>140576999
I think the only reason to be worried is the possibility of suddenly getting a million threads about random WNs that only two people read, but keeping it as broader "LN threads" (which is already happening anyway) shouldn't be a problem at all.

>>140576375
Man, just let it go. LN threads are allowed on /jp/.
What /a/ doesn't need is another 24/7, generic, catch-all, off-topic LN general.

No need to shit up this thread with this meta.

>>140577421
Well yeah, I know that it's already happening and I think it's good as it is, but look at this thread right now.
Everything Lazy King related was deleted after it was brought up.
Only the random deleting of posts or threads needs to go.

>>140577514
>LN threads are allowed on /jp/.
hownew.ru

>>140577514
What's the point of a thread that nobody will participates in?
Okay, I'll stop now.

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>>140568979
>tfw you arrive in Anor Londo and find the giant blacksmith