Muv-Luv / Total Eclipse / Schwarzesmarken

Iris is love, Iris is life

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff2xOFo4mg

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Seriously, if you're missing the SM experience, while we wait for Extra from the Kickstarter, just download Deutschland 83. Names are mostly the same. TheoMartin is still an ass that gets people killed, everyone is PUNISHED, and you can just imagine the TSFs on base.

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They're going to be passing out free BiS photos this coming convention.

There's also some gaijen they're interviewing on the stream right now.

>>140507905
What's the stream's address?

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>>140507905
And another pic.

Age is really shilling their "Attack on BETA" pachinko machine.

>>140507932
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv260472484

>>140507945
Heh, Yuuya's motto on the Pachinko machine is "Go to the top" while Theo's is "Doubt the world". Really shows their different perspectives.

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>>140507496
I JUST WANT THE OTHER WORKS TO BE RELEASE DAMN IT! FIVE FUCKING YEARS OF WAITING

RELEASE THE MARTYS AND ALL THE SM VN'S
RELEASE EVERYTHING DAMN IT

AND GIVE ME THE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE STUCK ON THE PIPELINE

>>140507945
Oh, Nico...is it really that worthwhile registering for it though?

Thanks tho. So they stream every Friday?

>>140507945
I dont get that circle that groups them

translation ?

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>>140507496
Posting best girls.

>>140508054
They do a weekly stream in 2 parts. 1st part is them talking about upcoming stuff and the 2nd part is cookie reading fanmail.

Hey guys, anyone know how to install the English patch into Muv Luv Alternative Chronicles 01?

I downloaded and extracted the patch but i have no fricking idea where to put the files, i never done this before.

>>140508054
>not already having a niconico account
Yeah, every Friday morning (U.S. time).

Sometimes you get some amazing leaks or pics, sometimes they have popularity contests (the winner almost always receives some original content, like Beatrix acing the SM poll last year and getting a daki), sometimes there are even votes on the Maniax series, and sometimes it's nothing (like this Pachinko craze they've been in since last week).

Kouki speaking English to the gaijen is amazing though.

>>140508132
Publicity Roar is the first part, Kimashi Night Fever is the second.

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>>140508129

>>140508087
Yes, the circles group them. They're all the girls who will be getting products at the upcoming convention.

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music

Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is THE soundtrack, comrades.
He`s now working on his next album about interdimensional matress travel - when he`s not busy calling out the jew.

Also, commissar Gretel and Martin were lucky to attend to the last concert of the Puhdys https://youtu.be/7FCWNS02jP4

But you can't forget the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6ZtGpSH4g

>>140508209
theo, takeru and yuuya is a girl?

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>>140508254
Yes!

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Nobody has legitimately posted best girl yet.

>>140507632
I /NVA/ here, but no pictures on work pc.

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>>140508254
I want to fuck Theo almost as much as I'd want to fuck any of the girls.

>>140507870
And it has that goddamn Phil Collins song.

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>>140508132
Copy afhook.rpo into <Game Folder>/Plugins
Copy afhook.pkg into the main game folder

>>140508338
Laser-kun gets all the bitches, always.
Is it eyes?

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>I heard anime isn't that popular in the United States

What is Kouki smoking?

Gajien-san listed his favorite character as Takeru.

>>140508254
Yes

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>>140508277

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>>140508177
He talks to gaijin? Horey shit.

Can I mail him?

>>140508398
COOKIE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT

>>140508398
>What is Kouki smoking?
probably the evaporated smoke of those tears that has been spread

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>>140508129
The more the merrier.

>>140508087
the top column are can badges that comes in sets of 3, the 3 guys are called the 'muvluv hero set', and so on.

I kinda want the Stasi set though

>>140508398
so what are they talking about?

>>140508624
Right now, pachinko machines.

>>140508615
Oh i thougth they were gonna get some sexy products or some shit

thanks

i want the zerberu gurls then

>>140508651
oh so they are heading that route huh

>>140508651
They've moved onto a TE themed slot machine.

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>>140508254
Maybe?

>>140508841
But girls can't love other girls Anon. And Takeru loves Sumika, so he can't be a girl.

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After re watching Total Eclipse (don't ask why, I don't know) something's been bothering me. What kind of name is Cryska and Inia? Are those like really rare Russian/Slavic names or something?

One of those names sounds like what they call a rat in Russian.

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>>140508664
>Walter was Martin's father

Knew it, but still nice to have it confirmed.

>>140508887
>One of those names sounds like what they call a rat in Russian.
well technically they are

>>140507945
To add on from the stream, the can badges are going to be sold via capsule machines during the event, and if you are lucky and draw the special capsule that will net you a canvas art shown at the bottom right

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>>140508887

Don't forget that all the Russian psykers are mass-produced clones. The naming may not be top-grade.

>>140507870
>Martin
>punished

He adverted nuclear war, is going to be a father and his mom got the kidney transplant

If anynone should be PUNISHED it's General Edel
>>140508319
That In the air tonight scene was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MRxxYALW8Q

>>140508884
>And Takeru loves Sumika, so he can't be a girl.
well might as make him gay then

Irisdina is only good for rape and even that is a stretch

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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE


>>140508297
>not having an USB stick so you can pactpost at work
Get on my level
>>140508592
You make me proud

>>140508398
>What is Kouki smoking?
But it isn't popular for the most part, it's barely just getting normie and only the most normie animes get watched by normies.

>>140508978

Beatrix is like a bowl of snacks you leave out at a party for the guests. But for rape.

>>140509149
That's what she gets for looking like a character straight out of Taimen Asagi. But then, Iris looks way more like generic Hentai girl #3001 than any of the other girls.

>>140508928
>>140508939
I see now that Cryska's name sounds like rat on purpose, because of muh disposable lab rat clones.

But what's Inia supposed to mean?

>>140508398
THEY GONNA TALK ABOUT STRIKE FRONTIER IN NEXT WEEKS STREAM

>>140509205
Doesn't her name mean a number or something?

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Holding hands with Gretel!

>>140509220
Let it go.

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>>140508887
Don't apologize, TE is pretty awesome. Great music too.

Inia I've heard as a name before. Or something close to it. Cryska sounds more like a Polish name to me though. Then again, Polish is also a Slavic language so that makes sense. And considering who they're based off of.

>>140508398
Why can none of us chat with Kouki? Why won't he acknowledge us?

;_;

>>140508887
Maybe with Inia japs were trying to do Inna, which is an actual slavic name. Not sure about Cryska.

>>140509237
Lewd!

>>140509363
I know, but how I could not do lewd things with my waifu

>>140509393
Like punching her when she starts reading a book about Stalin.

>>140509269
嫌々日本語ならちゃんっと分かるしｗ

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>>140509220
you better not be lying you fuck

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>>140509282
Not really apologizing, I dislike TE, I don't even know why I decided to re watch it again. Probably because I haven't seen it since it ended back in 2012.

As for the name Inia, the Nips probably wanted to name her Inna but messed up or did it on purpose. >>140509334

>>140509421
Waifus are for loving, not for domestic violence
and I think she rather read about Khrushchev

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>>140509497
I'm a Phamfag, but what the hell is this

I appreciate the effort but holy fuck the teeth. They don't even show the teeth much in SM's style.

>>140509421
I want to punch Katia and tell her she's the least cute girl in the whole world.

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>>140509220
If this doesn't happen then I'm gonna put a gypsy curse on you.

>>140509443
If I manage to catch the next stream I'd gladly translate the details.

>>140509572
You're punching her for the wrong reason since Katia is very cute.

>>140509230
>>140509230

I know that Kasumi's (the psyker that Yuuko was using) real name, Trista Sestina, was named to indicate that she was the 300th unit of the 6th generation.

I don't know what Inia means, though. I'm not great at Russian.

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>Latrova was born in May 1959
>Iris was born September 1959 and Beatrix, November 1959
>tfw Beatrix and Iris would've been the same age as Latrova by Takeru's time had they survived
>tfw they could've been having all sorts of cake missadventures with Latrova

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>>140509587
you better do nigga

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>>140509565
sup

>>140509282

Will Polish Putin save us all? Are his MP Imoutos the weapon humanity needs?

>>140509592
I just want to make her cry.
Her and Lise.

>>140509644
>>140509230
As this anon wrote >>140509334 Inna is an actual Slavic/Greek name, so they probably were trying to go for that but messed up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inna_(given_name)

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>>140509668
I'm just realizing then that Iris is technically slightly older than Beato.

This seems strange to me for some reason.

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>>140509220
sure anon sure

you cant fool me

Well, the Wild Ride of 83 / Schwarzesmarken Alterverse is over.

PUNISHED EDEL ;_;

>>140509824
I want to steal those ribbons and put them somewhere Lise is too short to get them from

>>140509824
Lise has fuckhueg titties and a babby imouto face, it makes no sense.

>>140509929
Perfect, isn't it?

Welcome to anime.

>>140509972
It feels so mismatched tho

>>140509885
I wonder what will happen to him on 86

What would punching Irisdina feel like?

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>>140509998
It's one of the great gifts Japan has blessed us with.

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>>140509685
Okay but we're not doing real life features.

Otherwise Japs wouldn't have giant ass eyes and natural hair and eye colors like blue, red, gold, etc

>>140509668
>tfw missed out Cake Adventures

>>140509824
Eh, strange? Seems kinda self obvious I thought. Beato had to mature sort of early because of her life circumstances, but after her childlike playfulness is unlocked, it sticks with her for the rest of her (short) life, maybe because she had no chance to use it for most of her childhood.

>>140510041
Wasn't her name Lise as well
She was the mage with the fuckbroken ability to stop time right

>>140510047
Maybe the artist didn't like Vietnamese

I wish Axmann was my mentor and shared some secrets on how to treat girls right.

>>140510106
Yes on both accounts.

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>>140509929
Welcome to the world of oppai loli, or it's more advanced stage, which is where Lise is.

>>140510041
tfw knew one sort of irl

>>140510221
>Welcome to the world of oppai loli
M8 I'm not actually new. It's just the way Lise acts feels like the personality of a normal sized tiny girl, not balloon tits.

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>>140510291
Blame her imouto powers. She was able to recieve Theodore's dream girl via special brother-sister waves.

>>140510508
WHERE IS IRIS

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I want to beat Lise in a tickle fight.

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>>140510541
That's not Iris. If anything, it could be said to be a cross between Beato and Iris.

Imouto powers so stronk she was able to morph her body to fit Theo's fantasy.

>>140509824
>>140510047
It's brought up in BiS actually. Beatrix is the most "mature" looking girl on Iris's swim team (read: has the biggest bust, hips, and ass as confirmed by Jurgen). Even Iris is jealous, saying that Beatrix is as pretty as a demon/succubus when describing her to Jurgen.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNTx6ZogBbY

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>>140510616
>Even Iris is jealous, saying that Beatrix is as pretty as a demon/succubus when describing her to Jurgen.

All of my keks, why did she think this would deter him?

>succubus

Someone needs to draw Succubus Beatrix. Now. Like, yesterday.

I want to make Gretel drink until she loses consciousness and write "I'm stupid" on her forehead.

>>140510616
>Beatrix is as pretty as a demon/succubus
So she's literally the endgame for a sexual body, what a compliment.

>>140509205
>>140509230
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Иней

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>>140510616

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>>140510616
>you will never hug a crying loli Beatrix after Iris and her clique went all Mean Girls superbitch on her one day

>>140510774
Whore lips

>>140510941
You mean blowjob lips.

>>140510990
That's what he said.

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>>140510824
Yes, but there is something even better.

She's the endgame for the heart.

For the soul.

;__________________________;

>>140510941
At that point in time Beatrix was probably abusing the fact that she looked like the goddess of sex.
>>140510939
I don't understand why 'she's as pretty as a succubutt' would deter anyone but the gays. EVERYONE wants to stick it into a succubutt, even the saints - they just decide not to, and Beatrix isn't actually a succubutt.

>>140510188
But he doesn't touch girls himself senpai.

>>140511066
I like ruining girls psychologically, so I would still love to learn from him.

>>140511035
I applaud your devotion to her

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RIP. /¯;_;

>>140511042
>I don't understand why 'she's as pretty as a succubutt' would deter anyone but the gays
Because Irisdina is a Chrustian and succubi are evil.

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>Sylwia will never trust you enough to let you pat her head
;_; RIP best girl, anyway.

>>140511035
Good man.

>>140511272
Pls no

>>140511167
its dead?

fuck

just give me the incomplete shit

or release it as a single player

>>140510616
I love how Jurgen is mesmerized by her ass after she dives. He's going on and on about how depressed she looks, then he sees her butt and it completely derailed his train of thought.

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>>140510941
You mean loving kissu lips that need protecting!

>>140511042
Bitchy clique girls don't realize people outside their zone don't see things the same way. That and women have to use their words carefully when they trash a girl in front of a guy to impress them or whatever by saying "she's a whore", etc.

High school never ever ends, basically.

>>140511131
Well, there is another, who I may love more, but that's because she's literally God incarnate.

>>140511332
Skimmed the site today, I see no changes and the last tweet was still on January 2015.

>>140511392
The magic of love
you are going to make me cry ;_;

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>>140511460
Love is the one thing you can give away and end with more of it anon.

>>140508338
Thanks m8

>>140511536
Semen too.

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>>140510915
>>140511035
>>140510774
Sex with Beatrix must be incredible. She'd probably be the type to leglock you, thrusting her tongue into your mouth as you thrust into her, making sweet gasps and girlish moans all the while ripping into your back with her nails.

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>>140511295
I want to protect loli Sylwia

>>140511271
Yeah but they're not evil because they're hot, they're evil because they're demons. Unless she's implying Beatrix is a demon in disguise, which she has no authority to do - and baseless slander is also a sin.

>>140511042

Because it's not an absolute scale of attractiveness on which 'Succubus' is a range. The index is slightly more complex, and the defining feature of Succubi is that they are dangerous and that their sexual appeal plays a significant role in that threat.

Maybe they simply use sex as a misdirection or to encourage mundane corruption, or maybe they can actually attack you supernaturally, but they're never good.

>>140511727
Usually the way succubi work is they appear as the 100% perfect girl to their target, they're literally always objectively the sexiest, cutest, and prettiest at the same time that's how their succubutt magic works.

>>140511697

>Not knowing what a metaphor is

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>>140511626
That sounds exactly what I had in mind comrade. Good minds think alike.

The best part though, is the more simple, sweet stuff. It would be so...genuine. She'd do her damndest just to drive herself into you so she could be nearer to her love.

Sometimes she switches it up because of moods and wants to be pampered and extremely touchy feely.

No matter what, you'd feel her heart pound in joy, as she never, ever wants to let go. I mean, this is the woman who so wanted to love someone, even more than to be loved, that she tried to rebuff any attempts because she internalized that she didn't deserve it. It took someone to keep persisting until she accepted she deserved to be loved to.

Also, I love eyes open kissers

Why did she get punished so much?

;_;

>>140511864
But Irisdina was going full high school clique on Beatrix at the time. 'Pretty as a succubus' is objectively a compliment if it's not also implying that Beatrix IS a succubus.

>>140511626
It's no news that girls bereft of love fuck the craziest.

I want to beat up Irisdina for being shit.

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>>140511697
At that time, Irisdina is practically the opposite of a good Christian girl.

Also, she should know - all beings are God's children, regardless. All have their place.

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>>140511626

>>140511971
I think Cain had honestly every right to be angry, just not at his brother.

>>140511868
Beatrix looks sort of dazed there.

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>>140512034
That's the joke though. God had already forgiven Kane before Abel had been murdered.

It's Kane's own guilt that led him to the Land of Nod, east of Eden. That's the parable.

You want to know what demons fear the most? That God still loves them.

>>140508887
Holy shit how I didn't notice this

>>140512499
I was under the impression that Lucifer, for one, knows full well all he has to do is say 'sorry man, can I take the elevator?' and God will say 'yeah sure it's third on the left', but he's too proud to say it. According to Paradise Lost, at least, which is about as canon as Dante's Inferno.
>Cain
Meh. Cain's jig was iirc that Abel was getting showered with praise and Cain, who was doing basically the same thing, got barely a 'mhmm' because God wasn't vegetarian or something. I'd think that anyone would be sort of pissed but I guess the idea is that you have to take your issues with God directly to God?
Also, OT God is a schizophrenic pagan asshole 70% of the time, so I'm not sure he 'forgave' Cain for whatever Cain's offense was before killing Abel.

>>140512128
At least she lost her oral virginity to the man she loves.

>>140512747
I bet she wishes she lost a lot fucking more

>>140511536
You are the husbando that every waifu deserves

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Hug Lise everyday!

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4, 3, 2, 1

Muv Luv '83 when?

Corporate spies stealing TSF manufacturing secrets for their respective corporations while the BETA war happens in the background and occasionally the foreground when the MC has to go to a facility that is closer to the frontline. He is actually trying to find out what Alternative III was because his sister was one of the orphans used and he hasn't seen her since. The arcs would mostly be self contained with a few characters and plot lines carrying over to slowly create the overarching narrative of the MC trying to find his sister.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QFSpS8Kx6c

>>140515082
>>140515196
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home

>>140514609
I WANT TO PUNCH HER FACE

>>140515720
No.

>Listen to The Internationale and Republican songs from the Spanish Civil war
>Realize that Gretel's dream of a better and most just world under socialism will never come true

Why life

But something good will came out of this pain. it will be bittersweet because that's how SM rolls but stilL..

NO PASARAN!

>>140516204
Hemos pasado.

>>140516537
Operacion Ogro best day of my life

>>140516589
>Basque Nationalists
>Commies

Pick one. Still a pretty badass assasination.

>>140516788
I know, right

>>140515082
I just hate it when they keep using fucking post-2000s world maps when they're supposed to still be living Cold War even in MLA.

>>140516965
Too much work to find a cold war era map of Europe for the Japanese

>>140517004
All they need to do is erase a few borders.

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>>140517029
Did someone said erase borders?

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>>140517106
Did someone say something about erasing borders?

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>>140517713

>>140517713
The Schengen Agreement was established well before she was Chancelor
still, stop the sandnigger influx on Germany you turbo cunt

>>140517833
>>140517865
Oh come on, don't tell me you're not enjoying the beautiful diversity and multiculturalism, that these fine young men from foreign cultures bring us!

https://youtu.be/N14U5ZE-N2w
https://youtu.be/6YqcIFIzOPA

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>>140517713
Did somebody say a wall?

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>>140518280

>>140518126
Fuck off mohammed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMPCuJ_Hn50

>>140518280
>>140518355
never forget 7/11 Trump

>>140518479
But i'm not even a muhamed.

When is healing
I don't want it to end

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>>140518280
>>140518355
Build it even higher.

https://youtu.be/BM-Mv5D10gA

>>140518904
This would probably actually work against the BETA if we had time to build a massive fucking wall

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>>140511780

So if Iris thought Beato was a succubus that means Beato is the person Iris is most attracted to

>>140519059
>>>/u/
threesome when

>>140519059
Lewd

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>>140518819

A little bit of healing took place in the thread last night. Right when I think I'm running out of material, something else always seems to open up.


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-uMN28GtT68ZPP2gS2Tq5Ipm4yw_odDBLpS3qM_camg/edit?usp=docslist_api

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>>140519173
Adult or Teenage?

>>140519483
Adult

>>140519483
Teen Iris
Adult Beato

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>>140515720
Nothing she isn't use to, hasn't she been through enough?

>>140519483

Both, but start with the teenaged versions and fuck them until they're the adult versions but well adjusted and loving

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>>140519483
I'd take 17 year old Beatrix and Iris.

>>140519483
the only correct answer. both.

>>140519655
>>140519811
The dubs have spoken.

>>140519556
>>140519589
But the offs by one aren't bad either.

Holly shit writing is fun

>>140515720
I WANT TO KISS HER FACE

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>>140520127

>>140519483
Different types of charm t b h

The shitshow is finally over.

All this episode did was tick the "resolved" checkbox for plot threads. As usual, any attempts to evoke emotion fell flat because of stupid plot holes and the utter lack of proper characterization from the previous 11 episodes.

This entire show reads like bad fanfiction from a writer who completely missed the actual overarching themes of Muvluv. Which is basically what it is, considering how afaik Kouki took no part in writing it.

It feels like a high schooler finished Muv Luv Alternative and spent the next two weeks of WW2 history class writing the rough draft of Schwarzesmarken. It tries to hit all of the same notes as Alternative, but it completely fails. It's the dumb kid who tries to be smart around smart people, but they can all tell he's faking.

Considering that Schwarzesmarken seems to have had virtually zero budget, a mostly no-name voice cast and writing/production staff (music from Elements Garden is consistently on point tho), that it is a focused, somewhat watchable project is commendable. I'd still take it over Total Eclipse any day.

Anyways, this was a painful watch. It started off alright, slowly descended into “so bad it's good” territory, then completely went off the deep end when the main character boned his sister. Schwarzesmarken has a special spot on a short list I call the judgment list. If you liked Schwarzesmarken, I will automatically judge you as having terrible taste. Schwarzesmarken has no redeeming qualities. None. Zip. Zero.

I really wish they'd just adapt the trilogy instead of doing all this original crap.

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H-hi

>>140520288
I've started noticing people taking a shit on the VN because of the anime. Just like with TE, these idiots actually think that the VN is based off of the anime or that the anime is an accurate depiction of SM. :(

>>140520332
Hello there

>>140520288
Too bad your gonna either get Euro front or TDA in the future.

>>140520358
>implying the TE VN is any better
>implying the whole yuimoto twist was good
>implying half of it matters when the last parts where Yuuya went AWOL were the only interesting parts
>implying an ending that is just "oh btw humanity won that and yuuya's status is unknown and inia meeted her sister Kasumi and ended it" was acceptable.
No

>>140520288
>Kouki took no part in writing it.

Actually, Kouki played a pretty huge part in it. The original premise was about Ossies and Wessies learning how to overcome their differences in an academy setting. Beatrix and Iris were the contrasting heroine duo of the draft (like Sumika/Meiya, or Mitsuki/Haruka) but Kouki threw out the draft because both him and Hiroki decided they wanted more SUFFERING. They kept all the original, haramesque designs (hence why Beatrix and Iris still have opposite color schemes) and plopped them into a much darker setting.

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>>140515082

....why is Austria part of the Eastern Bloc?

>>140520641
They're my friends and I always got a job ready there if this country falls so they can stay!

I want to write a detective story about a KGB operative trying to keep the Soviet grip over the Eastern European Socialist League through backstage deals and assasinations in Tokyo's diplomatic district. Should I?

>>140520606
The whole "contrasting heroine" thing between Iris and Bea still made its way into canon, just not in the way it was originally intended. Rather than fighting over one MC, they're now the love interests/ contrasting heroines to two contrasting MCs.

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>>140520673

Will you be living in a basement?

>>140520740
...why Tokyo then?

>>140520806
No, I crash at my Nee-chan's

>>140515082
>the black sea is a soviet bloc country
wew lad

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>>140510580
>Dead eyes

She looks annoyed or bored. Heres dead inside.

>>140520806
This is a horrifying man.

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>>140515082
This map and its borders is triggering me.

>>140520753

The Soviets need the Japanese wunderwaffe, remember? Besides, some of the best KGB-CIA exchanges happened on foreign soil.

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>>140520930
>>140510580

I want to hug Lise until she learns how to smile again.

>>140520993
Meant for >>140520820, sorry

>>140520740
Yes do it

I'm writing at this moemtn too

>>140520332
Hi Cryska, I got a present for you.

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>>140515082
>>140516965
>>140520907
>>140520990
>that map

Why can't nips use google?

It was a cold day, even more for their old bodies but that did not make them flinch. They finally arrived at their destination one of the main bases of the NVA in the fight against the BETA.
Their long journey on train from Spain was over. During the trip most people looked at them like they where crazy or senile but they never said anything due to respect.
At the guard post on the main entrance the man who seemed to be the leader of the group explained why they have come here to the sergeant
"One moment please, I'll contact my superiors" replied the sergeant and he proceeded to dial some numbers on the phone and after some moments he got somebody at the other side of the line
"Lieutenant Jeckeln here, who I am talking to?"
"Lieutenant, I'm sergeant Brandt from the main gate I tried to contact Captain Bernhard but she is not answering"
"She left the base this morning, what is the issue"
"There is a group of people at the gate, actually they are five and they want to volunteer to serve on the NVA. The problem is that they are too old,I'd say in the range of 70 years old"
"Are they from the workers militia?"
"No, them don't have any DDR military ID, but definitely ex-military. I can assure you that"
"You do know that the commissariat don't take kindly this kind of jokes, right?
"I know for certain that this is not a laughing matter Lieutenant"
"For you own good I hope it's not, tell them I'll meet it at the gate" and she hanged up the phone
"First the Wessie girl and now this" thought Gretel "Did the war decided to take a dive into crazy?" asked to no one in particular as she leave her office
First time writing in years,pls no bully

>>140520358

You say that like the VN is at all better.

>>140521930
Theo being scared shitless when he spits his beer in Walthers face already is a huge improvement over the anime.

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>>140522452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sJkwBo2T4w

Hes a very intimidating man. Struck the fear of God in Lise with a glance.

>>140522452
>>140522550
>dat Walther
erry time

>>140522636
Also, Sylwia disarming that bomb like a champ.

>>140522550
>Literally revealing all of Theo's embarrassing secrets right in front of the entire 666th.

Gold every single time.

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>>140523022
That is fucking cute.

The disparity between the cuteness of all the characters and the actual content of experiences they go through is alarming.

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>>140523131
She is 3cute5me

>>140509565
genya is the same nationality as pham so i guess hes trying to draw her in full gook mode

>>140518519
he was talking about the fire station that was first due you retard

>>140523270
Ok Trump

>>140523330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpElx6C1bmM ok retard

>>140523373
Go rant about mexicans Trump

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Cryska, Inia and Yui are my waifus.

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>>140523373
Get your political shilling ass outta here

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>>140523593

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>>140523593
>multiple waifus

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>>140523593
>multiple waifus

>>140523660
ALL OF THEM

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>>140523660
>>140523647
>>140523643
Harem end is best end

>>140523660
ALL OF THEM!

>>140523782
>I don't have the balls to love my waifu

That's what I read

>>140523958
What I read is that you don't have enough capacity to love more than 1 woman.

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>>140523958
>>140523660
>>140523647
>>140523643
Look at all these impotent boys.

>>140524351
Slut up, you slut

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>>140524427

>>140524351
Why does she look ready to rape?

>>140524532
>to
For, anon. For

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>>140524532
She spotted her brother.

>over a month after it ended and threads are still just regurgitated copypasta general

Jesus fucking christ. Schwarzesmarken ruined Muv Luv threads forever.

>>140524580
>she spotted a dick
Fixed

>>140524597
This, its always the same shit and the same Lise avatarfag

>>140524597
As if it ever was better.

>>140524597
Instead of constant bitching have you tried this thing called ignoring a thread you don't like?

>>140524597
>hating pactposting

fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blfb8XOiYaU

>>140524597
How is this different from regurgitated Frodos from when TE aired?

>>140524597
>ignores the OP image
bait/10
I hope you are enjoying all this (You)

>>140521713

looks good, what's your angle? Otto Skorzeny joining the good fight?

>>140525009
Quite the contrary, at least ideologically
Spanish Civil War veterans, form the Republican side joining the fight as a way to repay the help of the German volunteers in the International Brigades during the civil war
and as a message for Gretel to never give up on your ideals

>>140525307
They must be atleast in their 60s in 83, and quite a lot of them grew to hate the Soviet Model of socialism as well.

>>140525502
They had to survive the Francoist Spain first

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It's been only a few days since Iris expressed her desire to rekindle her friendship with Beatrix, and forge one anew with Lise. It apparently never even occured to Beatrix that Iris wanted to spend time with the baby, and since having that information relayed to her, Beatrix has only been too happy to let Iris look after the infant while she herself does fun things, like, for example, Jurgen. While the child is too small to remember any of the specifics of what her parents are doing in the room while she sleeps, Beatrix still finds it a little bit embarrassing, and it's not exactly a habit she wants to fall into, especially considering that it's difficult to tell when the child will eventually start retaining her memories.

Right now, Iris is at your house. The baby is cradled in her arms, supping upon a bottle of its mother's milk. Iris seems to be entranced with the tiny life she's holding. Lise is using your computer for a change, since the netbook doesn't have the processing ability she needs to do the post-processing work on her latest photoshoot with Beatrix.

"Iris, you should do a couple photoshoots with us. Come on, it will be fun~"

"I don't want to have a bunch of pictures of me with my full name floating on the internet for a bunch of perverts to fawn over."

Iris has already decided that she hates all forms of social media, and is opposed to having any sort of presence on the internet that can be used to track her. After her experiences with the Stasi, you can't say you blame her.

"Come on, Iris, it's not like you'll be using your real name."

Iris turns to Lise and gives her a look like she thinks the tiny girl is completely stupid.

"Irisdina Bernhard? I'm pretty sure my name is the only reason you want me in the first place."

Lise perfectly mimics the look Iris is giving her.

"That's not what it says on your driver's license, is it."

"Well, no..."

"And come on, we don't just want you for your name. You have a fantastic set of knockers."

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>>140525983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DdJifdnVs

Onwards comrades

>>140525863
Iris is even more popular than Lise and Beatrix, so if they manage to get her involved in their cosplay, then they'll probably get re-invited to Japan.

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Irisdina is made for hand holding and marriage.

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Just thinking about it, but why do Moralfags hate Lise and Beatrix? They're two of the most damaged girls in the whole cast, and unlike most of the heroes, don't have a support structure to help them heal (like Sylwia). Shouldn't the moralfags won't to rescue and protect them as much as any of the other girls? Instead, they act live reverse edgelords when ever those two come up.

>>140525863
>Iris
>no kikemedia presence

Best girl right here.

>>140526470
Nice strawman, bitch.

>>140526470
blame the bad anime adaptation

>>140525863
>"I don't want to have a bunch of pictures of me with my full name floating on the internet for a bunch of perverts to fawn over."
Well, she's not wrong. Just look at people here.

>"And come on, we don't just want you for your name. You have a fantastic set of knockers."
I can imagine anon almost spitting out his drink after hearing that.

>>140526470
Their "morals" are usually little more than kneejerk reactions. They hate them, because its "the right thing to do". There are exceptions, but we only notice the load ones, who could even be in the minority, but still are lod enough to notice.

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>>140525863

Eventually, Iris relents, and agrees to do one photoshoot. But only one. Now, she's standing in front of Beatrix's red BMW Z3 wearing a thin white bikini and holding a bucket of soapy water and a large sponge. You're standing next to Jurgen, holding Lise's DLSR camera while the other man holds a spotlight covered with a white umbrella. It's the middle of a beautiful, sunny day, but apparently good lighting is very important. Beatrix is wearing a DDR diving team one-piece from the early eighties, of rare vintage, while Lise is wearing a blue and white stripped swimsuit modeled after the one she's wearing in the figure.

"What are we doing? I thought we were going to do a photoshoot today."

Beatrix gives her a lupine grin.

"Uhuhuhu If I can only get one photoshoot out of you, I'm going to make it count. We're going to blow up the internet with this one. Lets get this dirty, filthy car all nice and clean."

Iris blushes at the innuendo dripping from Bea's voice, and you dutifully snap a string of shots. To be perfectly honest, You can't say you mind how things are turning out. Then, surprisingly, Iris starts to actually wash the car. After a while, it becomes painfully evident that Iris has completely missed the point of washing a car for the sake of fan service, although to her credit, she has made the Z3 almost as radiantly beautiful as the girls surrounding it in the duplex driveway.

Bea comes up from behind her and pinches Iris on the butt, causing her to jump and drop the bucket. The dark haired girl pushes her onto the hood of the car and begins stroking Iris' taught abs with her fingertips. You, of course, are sure to record every second of the exchange, before finally Lise sprays the two girls with a blast from the garden hose, revealing once and for all why Bea picked such a thin white bathing suit for her sister-in-law. Lise slides onto the car next to them, dribbling the hose on the three girls as you get the perfect low-angle group shot.

>>140526803
Hot.

I'm imagining Jurgen and anon giving each other "Hell yeah motherfucker" looks.

>>140524597
>implying it wasnt forever ruin since total eclipse and the daily frodo's
>implying it wasnt the sumika fag who keep using sumika's ahoge that destroyed the threads

>>140526803
I need those pictures.

>>140525863
>>140526803
>no edgelord 90s terrordore
>no Ax with a boombox
>cosplay bullshit

This is going in the wrong direction entirely.

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>>140527072
He's too busy making America great again.

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>>140527151

>>140527072
Just wait for it.

>>140526917
Bea and Lise are going to get destroyed in bed later that day.

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>>140527285
>Ax finds them through their cosplay

Ooookay!

>>140527406
Excellent.

>>140526803
HUGE BUTT

>>140527406
>>140527520
Let them have their swim suit filled sol lives. Thats why they got sent there in the first place.

>>140527732
I wonder how much Lise will get triggered once she sees him on TV.

>>140527406
>"Hmmmm?~ What's this?"
>"Cosplay of Irisdina Bernhard and Beatrix Brehme washing a car? And they look just like them too..."
>(Looks very closely at the pictures)
>"As if! No way Bernhard would agree to this, and Beatrix knows better than to leave such material on the Internet where anyone can find it!"
>"In any case, back to work I suppose..."
>(resumes planting false Cruz stories in the National Enquirer)

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>>140527732
>Ax wants in on this sol thing too
>with loud music

>>140527823
>Get into the BMW, Lise
>It's a manhunt

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>>140527823
Werewolves resume the hunt.

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>>140527825
He`ll need a bigger team for primaries.
Preferably with experience to show.

And one blond fukboi, ass and all.

>>140527925
This is what interns are for.

>>140528047
Aren't they for doing your job while you slack off?

>>140528090
They can suck or take dick aswell

>>140528118
Seems more efficient to let him do my work, I'll suck my own dick and take it,

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>>140528047
With the amount of torture required for GOP estabilishment to ensure Trump nomination, Ax will be badly shorthanded and would take any help he can. No way he`d pass up Werewolves.

And Jurgen can be employed by him on night shifts too, if you know what I mean.

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>>140528244
>Neocohens

I laughed alright.

>>140528090
Yes, and they grow to dislike it.

Then, when you have to, you accomplish a supposedly impossible task in record time, leaving everyone impressed and the interns flabbergasted. At which point the dislike turns into desire.

>"If only I was as cool as you, sir..."
>"Tell you what: stay here late with me at the office tonight, and I'll show you some tricks you never knew existed."
No one knows what happened that night, but the intern stuck to Axmann since then.

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>>140526803

It's the day after the photoshoot. The shoot itself ended with Jurgen and Bea hurridly handing the baby and the keys to the BMW off to Irisdina, while you threw a towel over Lise and drove strait back home. You're in the living room dozing on the couch to a golf tournament, because you didn't get a wink of sleep while you were in bed. Lise is slumped over your computer, sleepily working on the post processing for the photoshoot. You had to carry her to the chair, because she was unable to walk. There's a bag of frozen peas on your lap. You went and got yourself a friction burn from the bottom of Lise's bikini. It had been worth it. It had been absolutely worth it. You drift away to dream shimpan colored dreams.

"DELETE THIS!"

You wake up to the sound of Irisdina Bernhard leaning over the table and exhorting Lise over the pictures from the photoshoot.

"DELETE THIS! Delete it or I'll break the computer."

"They're on the cloud, silly. You can't get rid of them just by breaking this computer. They're probably sitting in a server farm at The Dalles or something."

"But it's embarrassing!"

"How is it embarrassing? You don't even use the internet. How are you going to know they even exist?"

"I already know they exist!"

"Well... It was fun though, right?"

"I mean..."

"It makes you feel pretty, doesn't it? Look at this girl."

Lise turns the monitor towards Irisdina, with her thumb covering the face of a beautiful bikini model.

"She's pretty, isn't she?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, she's beautiful."

Lise removes her thumb from the screen, revealing Iris' face.

"That's you, silly!"

Iris steps back, putting her hand over her mouth.

"I bet you always knew you were cute, but did you know you were that beautiful?"

"Well, no... I..."

Iris is blushing deeply

"Don't you want to show off a little?"

"I guess."

Iris is shifting on her feet, trying to hide a smile behind her hand.

"Same time next week?"

"OK."

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>>140528378
Altright sites are a veritable goldmine, anon.
One US movement I fully sympathize with.

>>140515600
Why is Edel so gay?

>>140528496
Lise is slowly corrupting a devotee of God

>>140528573
Coddled life in worst Germany will do that to you.

>>140528573
hippie faggority and peace activist

>>140528611
Him getting AIDS and then killing himself was fucking great desu.

>there are people out there who not only like his character, but sympathize with him, try to justify his actions and worst of all, ship him with best boy Martin

>>140528496
>Lise is slumped over your computer, sleepily working on the post processing for the photoshoot. You had to carry her to the chair, because she was unable to walk. There's a bag of frozen peas on your lap. You went and got yourself a friction burn from the bottom of Lise's bikini. It had been worth it. It had been absolutely worth it. You drift away to dream shimpan colored dreams.
L-L-Lewd, onii-chan...

>You wake up to the sound of Irisdina Bernhard leaning over the table and exhorting Lise over the pictures from the photoshoot.
Anon: "How do you people keep getting into my apartment? Did you all make spare keys or something?"

>"Same time next week?"
>"OK."
[Mark Zuckerberg laughing in the distance]


I bet this ends with Iris being scouted as a fashion model.

>>140528745
>soldier peace activist
How did he think this would work?

>>140528790
About as well as transgendered officers, I guess.
Yes, that`s a thing.

>>140528747
>ship him with best boy Martin
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>140528496
>>"DELETE THIS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k

>>140528496
>Lise is slumped over your computer, sleepily working on the post processing for the photoshoot. You had to carry her to the chair, because she was unable to walk. There's a bag of frozen peas on your lap. You went and got yourself a friction burn from the bottom of Lise's bikini. It had been worth it. It had been absolutely worth it. You drift away to dream shimpan colored dreams.

Thats it.

>>140528496
How long until Kouki invites them back?

>>140528747
>>140528839
>not with the American general

pls

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>>140528496
Still: no Ax, no edgelord Theo, no boombox.
And it`s the 116th installment!

Kebab time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U67MRAPKXzU

>>140528839
I think they only like him because he's a faggot.

http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Deutschland%2083/works

Makes me want to shoot my head. I regret ever getting curious about what the tumblr crowd thought of this show, but I wanted to see how they react to all the faggots getting AIDS and dying.

>they think General Edel is the one who committed suicide

>>140528955
Take that back fucker!

>>140528967
Let Theo live with Anett in piece.
Ax has smarter things to do than bully a few girls ready to gut him in a instant.

>>140529035
>not Martin and Anett
>not Theo and Gretel
wew

>>140529018
The English translation is subpar

TACHIAGARE

>>140529028
I think that General Edel have reasons to commit suicide
,_;

>archiveofourown
It's your fault for going there

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>>140528967


I suddenly understand why there are so many SOL light novels out there with shameless self-insert MCs. I have never written something this long in my life, and I managed to essentially hack out most of a novella in less than a month.

>>140529172
Well first I went to tumblr (felt dirty even typing it in the url bar) and that was one of the links there. There are even more gayfics on t*mblr. It's horrible.

>>140529133
>every fighter is a jolly fellow

erry time

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>>140529035
Ax is way too smart to get caught unprepared twice. Plus, it`s not bullying but honest work for the betterment of America. Never mind the screams.

>>140529187
It`s a dangerous road you`ve stepped on.