Haifuri

She's being mind controlled by aliens

>>140503421
No but it's the face of the girl I want to fuck

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>>140503421
What if she will try to hook up Mike with some trap person?

There is nothing to talk about until next episode airs. What's the point of making this thread?

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>>140503521
Because the girls are cute.

>>140503421
>no doujins of this girl

>>140503421
She looks so cute yet professional. Why can't real navies have cuter uniforms?

>>140503578
Yet

Ep 3 PV: https://my.mixtape.moe/hyvpzq.mp4

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>>140503564

the crew of the Harukaze is too large to keep track of all of them

>>140503652
>30 people
>large crew

>>140503421
Yes, look at that sinister smug smile. She knows her plans are falling into place.

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>>140503625
Confirmed Ruse Cruise

Saturday when?

>>140503625
Yeah, I'm not trusting another High School Fleet PV ever again.

>>140503421
No, she is going to lead the trap into the friend if you catch my drift.

I would love to have seen Musashi

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That's the girl in charge of aiming the main battery, Ogasawara Hikari. Considering that she looks like she's fixing something, could they have an issue with their main battery?

>>140504255
I'm pretty sure one of their turrets took a hit.

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>>140503421
Well, she doesn't look as happy being with Mike.

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Prequel Manga is going on sale tomorrow.

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More goods coming soon.

>>140504506
Twincest doujin when?

>>140504522
Yes, milk that cow. Moeka dildo when?

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>>140504574
You can bet the nips are working on one.

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>>140504574
>>140504618
Pls don't do that to Rom and Ram

>>140504506
Dem frilly skirt liners.

>>140504255

>could they have an issue with their main battery?

They got hit by a 28cm APHE shell from the Graf Spee.

Directly in Y turret.

It's safe to assume with a fair degree of certainty that they have an issue with the main battery.

>>140505089
To be fair, the damage is pretty minor since the shell passed clean through without detonating.

>>140504506
Trash-chan on the cover page!

>>140503688
Your average anime only have like 4 or 5 "crew", for comparison.

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http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=805096&showfiles=1

Some kind of new audio drama came out

Anybody wanna translate it?

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>>140503421
It looks like the face of a fucking rapist.

>>140505885
Oh wow, the drama CdD finally got ripped. Time for some real comfy SoL time.

>>140504506
Those frills are out of control

>>140505885
>Cooking for her waifu for her birthday
Okay, I have a slightly better opinion of Mike now.

>>140503421
>not on the bridge
>some place dark
>ship grounded
I bet their ship is being boarded by black somalian pirates

>>140506115
I wonder who is the captain now

>>140503625
You guys are overreacting. There's nothing suspicious in the PV at all. Mike's friend probably is stuck in a bind and both ships will team up to have a fighting chance to clear their names.

>>140503421
This >>140503445
I would take responsibility for it too.

>>140506380
Like how Graf Spee was all over the previous PV, right?

>>140506251
Whoever it is, they stole Moeka's clothes.

>>140503421
How many penises has Moeka taken?

>>140506679
None. She gives them.

Will Mike have the guts to sink her friend's ship?

>>140506745
The guts? Yes. The ordnance? No.

>>140506745
No, she will find a way to solve the conflict peacefully.

>>140506782
She could just pick one of those notJetSkis and directly take control of Moeka and Moeka's ship.

>>140506783
"Peace" isn't on Mike's dictionary.

>>140505118
>>140505089
>>140504255

Reminder that overpenetration is really a thing. AP shells could go clean through a vessel without it doing 'horrible, horrible damage' in real life

>>140506831
In both confrontations so far she has done absolutely everything (except for having her crew killed) in order to avoid conflict. She is as peaceful as you can get in an environment where people are shooting at you with live ammunition.

>>140506932
>overpenetration is really a thing
I would overpenetrate Moeka, if you catch my drift.

>>140506783
She will placate Moka with her womanly charms.

>>140506782
They don't have any more dummy rounds. I thought they still had a bunch of live ammo though.

>>140507116
You will need the long lance oxygen torpedoes to bring the Musashi down. Nothing else on the Harekaze could even make an impact on her, and the same trick used against the Spee may not work again.

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>>140507116
They do.

>>140503421
Is this show actually good or is it just another trolley loli show?

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>>140506932
Yes, I'm aware.

RIP.

>>140507203
No trolleys here anon, only ships and treason.

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>>140504826
Holy official art Batman!

>>140507177
If worse comes to worse, Mike will just launch a suicide attack.

why does she have a boy's name

>>140507304
She doesn't.

>>140507337
MIKE

>>140507344
That's not her name and that is not how it is pronounced.

>>140507344
Me-Kay

>>140507344
It's pronounced Me-kay and is short for *Mi*saki A*ke*no

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How long before the 'captain' reveals her plan to putsch the navy and become the next god emperor of japan?

Genki girl is the next hitler!

>>140507480
In this timeline Hitler did nothing wrong.
Since the world wars never happened.

>>140507567
In our timeline Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>140507304
In the not too distant future
somewhere in oceanic space
Mike and her moe pals
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by the women of Blue Mermaid
cute little girls who wants to rule the world
They threw a few things in their racks
And in their surface ships they hunt her
all across lawless waters.

Moeka: I'LL GET YOU!!!

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>>140507480
>Genki
Captain Mike's genkiness is just a front to let her crew rest easy.

-Mike didn't even eat her curry
-Mike wonders about what to do in private
-Mike is the loneliest person on board
-Mike has no illusion of the lives at stake

>>140507598
I sang this to the theme music from MST3K.

>>140507567
Dies lonely and alone in a Vienna flop-house.

>>140507591
>Leave it up to Fat Goering to remake air force
>Spends resources on superweapons
>Encourage interdepartment politicking
>Not going on total war footing even by 1942
>Not allowing the 6th Army to leave Stalingrad

Wow, that's surely nothing wrong amirite?

>>140507625
She actually mutineed on purpose and all of this has been subtle manipulation by her to make the girls think they were set up

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>>140507755
>Mike was the big bad all along
>It's up to Moeka to fuck her back to her sense
I'm sold.

>>140507408
>>140507423
>kay

>>140504522
I hope german girl gets a nendo. She looks great in her uniform.

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>>140507755
That would be a tweeest.

Why would she mutiny on purpose though? Why would the Sarashima fire warning barrages at them?

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>>140507851
>>140507755
That's saying that Captain Ramius is bad. I am screencaping this in case if Captain Mike does intend to defect to the US with her deceptively ordinary destroyer.

>>140507643
>I sang this rewrite of the MST3K theme song to the tune of the MST3K theme song

Choirmaster Sherlock on the case again.

>>140507755
Bravo, Okada.

>>140507921
>Why would the Sarashima fire warning barrages at them?
>She knows it's part of the welcoming trainining
>Only she is told
>Orders the ship to navigate more into the bombs on purpose while everyone naively thinks they're dodging
>Use it as an excuse to fire back when things get desperate

>>140506002
She almost fucked everything up and had to have her waifu helped out half of the time, though. We also didn't get to know whether the result is actually edible or not in the end.

>>140508048
>fucked up cooking and has to have girls cook for her
>has harem protagonist powers to slip and fall on cute girls

She's basically a harem protagonit

>>140508026
But WHY!?

>>140507930
Captain Mike: I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a little girl. Nine years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I held her hands. I didn't see Moeka-chan while I was at sea, you know.

Captain Mike: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
Kaede: Captain, I - I - I just...
Captain Mike: Give me a ping, Kaede-chan. One ping only, please.
Kaede: Aye, Captain.

>>140508094
>You'll never be a part of Mike's harem
;_;

>>140507921
>Why would she mutiny on purpose though?
Because they didn't put her on the same ship as Moka, duh.

>>140508094
Mashiro is not really what you call "cute", though. And the way Mike fell is pretty normal compared those harem protagonist.

Which Haifu would you rape, make pregnant, and never take responsibility for?

>>140507921
Instructor lady is actually a foreign spy. She's working with Mike to weaken the Japanese navy to make them easy prey for invasion.

>>140508221
Torpedo-chan.

>>140508221
Shiro
She'll blame luck, not me.

>>140508221
I wouldn't.
I'd like to be raped by Macchi, though.

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Are people still going with the someone is going to get murdered silly talk?

>>140508354
Mocha will be spilled

>>140508354
You're going to get murdered, nerd.

>>140508354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>140508221
The tsundere.

I'd have consensual sex in the missionary position with Moeka knowing she'll take responsibility though.

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>>140508342
She is manlier than most of /a/.

>>140503421
Moka looking back at the viewer in the OP seem sinister as fuck.

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>>140508122
>But WHY

>>140507456
It'll be revealed the episode after the inevitable episode 3 cliffhanger.

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>>140508214
Surely she gets points for using a tactical banana peel to get Mashiro to fall into the water.
>>140508354
It's not murder when at war.

>Moka gets cool captain outfit
>Mike stays with her school uniform

Why?

>>140508916
Moka gets the big ship

>>140508916
Because she's a battleship captain with all the pomp that comes with one. In comparison, a destroyer captain is treated as a lower class.

>>140508916
Moeka is a proud officer of the glorious Nippon empire while Mike is cannon fodder.

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>>140508916
Mike isn't a real captain.

>>140509137
> Shiro was the real Captain for their class.
> Mike ousted her with sensei's help so that they could 'mutiny'.

What's their plan?

>>140509137
>Wants to be a captain
>Not a real captain
>Mutiny
>Now no one can't say she's not captain

I don't shit about ships, was most of the thing that happened in this show so far realistic?

>>140506782
If they manage to get their gands on a bunch of Long Lances, yes, yes they do

>>140506932
The third turret was knocked out and caught on fire. At the end of episode 2, you can see how they covered the turret up with a tarp or sheet. Just because it overpenetrated and didn't explode doesn't mean it won't do terrible, horrible damage to everything it overpenetrated. It's still an 11" shell making 11" holes and all the spalling and fragmentation damage associated with it. Each turret is filled with a lot of equipment, especially since they have autoloaders. I seriously hope the girls in charge of aiming the main batteries aren't actually in the turrets like the torpedogirls.

>>140508916
>>140508964
>>140509094
>>140509096
>>140509137
>>140509221

Yes. The Japanese don't consider the skippers of destroyers worthy of being called 'captain' during WW2.

They are referred to as 駆逐艦長 "Destroyer Captains" specifically instead of the 艦長 Captain that are afforded to the others. They are nonetheless commissioned officers, normally a full Lieutenant or a LCDR.

CDR would command a whole division of 4 destroyers, while a full CAPT will command a whole torpedo squadron from a cruiser.

What if the call was indeed Moka's trap, but Mike sees through it, gets the small vessel, gets into the Musashi and becomes the captain?

>>140509432
I'm sure they'll just find a crate of those floating in the ocean on the way to Musashi.

>>140509427
>anime
>realistic
anon chan...

>>140509529
>>140509427
The combat actions aren't unbelievable. We've spent the time talking about it.

>>140509521
Will they impersonate a bunch of drunken sailors so we can have a proper drunk skinship party like in SnW?

>>140509631
Well then, time to dig the archives I guess.

>>140509631
>namefag's name
We located what's your problem, m8

>>140509427
When the overhead fly the ship and do, why none of them hold with strong, and why the when the flag wave then not fall as like?

>>140509450
Although what would happen is that the CDR may really be commanding 1 destroyer while the CAPT only command that cruiser, for the IJN simply didn't have enough destroyers to go around with; the rate of attrition is just so high that ships weren't even given enough dock time to be properly maintained.

>>140509439
I agree with you on this one Jake. The amount of equipment in the turret is nothing to sneer at here.

>>140509631
Except for the part where the other ships stop their bombardment once Mike comes up with a plan.
In both episodes, it goes from heavy bombardment to just sitting there once Mike carries out her plan.

>>140509703
Yeah what this anon said.

>>140509703
Is this a new pasta I'm not aware of?

>>140509703
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>140509703
>When the overhead fly the ship and do, why none of them hold with strong, and why the when the flag wave then not fall as like?
Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?

>>140509631
>>140509427
https://youtu.be/mzveUz-WRGQ

>>140509684
well m8, it's partly in response to a certain anon who keeps insisting that one should resort to greentexting when that's clearly not suitable.

>>140509703
Yes.

>>140509776
>not resorting to greentext when implying what other Anon really meant with the words he wrote
First day in 4chan?
>meme arrows
Bored with Reddit?

>>140509703
A for effort man, it's not trying too hard, but it's garbled well enough.

>>140509774
Is this to show that you can drift a ship?

And how does it have almost 5 million views?

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>>140509703

>>140509744
>>140509745
>>140509754
>>140509757
Let me re do the ask and again, say, what you? When the boat was a rock, from the overhead, how the flag bearing when, if the ship was shake. Why ? Proposed to be dead

>>140509913
It's hilariously sad that you are right on the bottom count. I've become a crossboarding scum when I would've just lurked, but that's moving away from the topic. Not related, but I've typed my share of desu and hope I'd turn wapanese before it's called weeb to avoid the word filter.

>>140509703
Sup ESL.

>>140510029
Llama, llama, duck.

>>140509968
yes
uh.. because people like drift?

>>140510029
>When the boat was a rock
I like you, anon. You should stay.

>>140510029
Man, let me give you an advice. Post in your mother tongue and let us try to translate

>>140509454
> It becomes Infinite Ryvius with cute grills on the Musashi.

I'd watch it.

>>140509968
>>140510101
>you can drift a ship
The fact that you typed that with a straight face made me immediately facepalm, for a ship that does not remain adrift is either sinking or it's been beached.

>>140510029
TYPE

YOUR LANGUAGE

UNABLE

UNDERSTAND

>>140510029
日本人ですか

>>140510164
drift =! adrift, m8

>>140510164
In before you correct me and mention submarines. I said ships. Submarines are exclusively boats.

>>140509454
Mike somehow takes over a battleship by herself?

>>140510211
She just might. She can simply lock up Moeka, take the master keys from Moeka and her XO, isolate those girls on this massive battleship to certain quarters, and she would be able to take the ship.

>>140510211
Are you implying that mere high school girls can defeat a seasoned captain in CQC?

>>140508157
kek

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>>140510029
I think its trying to communicate

>>140510211
>somehow
I could give you a detailed description oh how that "some" would be, but it would be proper for the other thread
>>>/u/2027954

>>140509968
Modern ship can run their screws in opposite directions when need be. A ship can 'drift' or 'powerslide'.

Hell, the Yamato can actually turn very rapidly. Her turning circle is around 700m as I remember. Some destroyers couldn't manage that.

>>140510261
it depends of how close that combat is and of in whom's quarters

>>140510260
She'd have to get on the ship first though.

>>140510328
Alright, go on then post it there, as much detail as you can.

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>>140510029
she's a big girl

>>140510365
Yu rememebr correctly. The footage of Yamato dodging torps better than some US destroyers could was quite amusing.

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>>140510409
for /u/

>>140510370
Very close and on the captain's quarters.

>>140510029
What did he mean by this?

>>140510545
then, yes

>>140510567
I think he wanted to see if the thought was but not sure how flag

this show is going to have either a sad ending or a boring happy ending
I'm ready for disappointment either way

>>140510671
I went out and just watched it assuming the usual SoL. Then I got what it is now and I'm satisfied either way.

>>140509703
>>140510029
Yes

>>140510671
>boring happy ending
This show's scriptwriter, Reiko Yoshida, is well-known for a series with a happy ending that was anything but boring. So are this show's producers, Aniplex.
Don't discount it so quickly.

>>140510850
The Aniplex shitter may have a thing or three to say about it at the very least.

>>140510409
I hope we get to see her interacting with the rest of the crew

How is it possible for one ship to have so many best girls?

>>140511399
Touch any of them and Mike will personally hunt you down.
This is how the USS MIKE's Harem rolls.

>>140511399
>Mei
>Machiko
>Kuro
>Minami
>4 out of 30
>~13% is somehow many
You what lad

>>140511609
>Kuro
>Minami
>best girls
Shit taste m8.

>>140510175
>>140510143
But the want of help, it make to do well
Sorry for when but I was to do so much as but here
>>140510409

Ah thank you, because you know when. I was thought to think so it was unreal, but you show it when . So you say what? The muscles cause the her to not under when the overhead and that's why not the supposed? But even the size I think if not so. But what it may so, let it see

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Is she ever going to get more torpedos?

>>140511723
Please go away.

>>140511699
Lesbogiantess and lolidoc are literally the best and the only way they could be better is if they hooked up.

>>140511746
Little girls can't love trash.

>>140510409
>>140511723
holy shit they're communicating

The best girls are:
>Mei
>Kouko
>Shima
>Reo
>Kaede
>Machiko
>Moeka

The worst are:
>Shiro

If you disagree you are wrong.

>>140511819
>tfw the SETI project finally found extraterrestrial life
>it's on /a/ talking about cute anime girls
wew

>>140511819
*baiting for replies.

No one is that fucking bad. Not to mention the original Engrish post was from a different IP address than the subsequent ones.

>>140511857
It's okay, mod-kun, you can post with your capcode on~

>>140511949
You can see unique IPs on 4chan you dolt.

>>140510448
>>140510409
How the fuck are you guys seeing the lesbianism in this show?

>>140504125
Does this girl like it up the butt?

>>140511970
One of the girls literally is head-over-heels for the outlook girl, and it's a show about a navy (= gay folks) consisting of girls.

It's not far-fetched.

>>140511969
You can't see who's associated with what IP tho

>>140511970
>/u/
>not desperately trying to squeeze every ounce of yuri on shows because they have some recessive brain disorder that triggers their happiness like heroin

>>140512022
Where the fuck are you seeing this?

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>>140512044
Episode 2.

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Do you think this anime will deliver us a awesome scene like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4unk6siO-tI

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>>140512044
>>140512115
JUST
FRIENDS

>>140512044
When Mike hugged Moka it was pretty gay

>>140511846
>Not Captain Mike and German Slut.

>>140512200
Threesome?

>>140512241
Incest is wrong.

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>oh hey the show decided to do some fanservice with girls blushing and acting friendly with one another
>this 100% qualifies as yuri and makes this a /u/ show
Every.
time.

>>140512115
Ugh... I take it you're not from an Asian culture. Let me save you some time and tell you that the infatuation is merely a sisterly affection nothing intimate or sexual.

>>140512278
>oh hey girls have feelings for each other
>clearly yurifags are exaggerating them and there's no romance at all, time to shitpost on /a/ about how much I hate yuri

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>>140508221

she deserves it tho

>>140512291
>Ugh... I take it you're not from an Asian culture.
Neither are you.

>>140512291
>Ugh...
>...
Fuck off

>>140512324
Most of us don't hate yuri, however this show is not yuri. You know how embarrassed I would be if some Japfag comes in here and read what the yurifags wrote? It's fucking pathetic. You guys are so socially awkward that you don't know what a platonic sisterly bond is between girls.

>>140512381
>You know how embarrassed I would be if some Japfag comes in here and read what the yurifags wrote? It's fucking pathetic.
You're the only pathetic thing in this thread.

>>140512364
But I am anon.

>>140512381
Nobody claims the show is yuri, but that doesn't mean there's no yuri subtext in it that people can appreciate.

>You know how embarrassed I would be if some Japfag comes in here and read what the yurifags wrote?
Oh no, people write things on 4chan that you don't agree with! Somebody call the cyberpolice!

I think ESL-kun is asking why the lookout girl didn't fall to her death during combat, such as when she was signaling with flags while under fire.

>>140512432
because she's badass.

>>140512381
It's too late, even if they don't come here they're bound to see all of the yuri doujins and fanart we make from this kind of show.

Wait, no, they're the ones who do that.

>>140512324
>fanservice where the creators clearly makes it arguable whether the girls are actually gay or not in the name of fanserve is yuri
>this is despite the fact that the girls never actually go further than blushing and hugs when true yuri shows like Yuru Yuri go further beyond that
>telling me that I'm retarded for trying to 100% objectively state a show is yuri when even my board wouldn't qualify as a true yuri show means shitposting
>and I still wonder why /a/ has some hateboner for /u/ and actual intelligent people at /u/ admit they get a bad rep from idiots

Just off yourself already.

>>140512469
Doujin is one thing, but to say that a girl is sexually attracted to another just because they look at each other funny for 1/2 a sec is kinda pathetic.

>>140512483
>implying anyone is trying to claim this is a yuri show the likes of yuru yuri
it's not. Stop knocking over strawmen. You're getting angry at people even implying subtext because you believe they're somehow trying to read too much into it.

You're okay with people posting about alien mind control, but the moment somebody even just implies faggotry, you get all buttflustered. Come on man.

Anyone has the PV for ep3?

I think I'm going to go make a thread in /u/ so you yurishits can talk about the non-existent yuri in this show over there.

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>>140512483
>true yuri shows like Yuru Yuri
This is fucking hilarious.

>>140512607
there already is one, genius.

>>140512483
It's because /u/ has always been and continue to be the only board where idiots gets triggered and cry to the mods to ban anything that doesn't fit their narrative. /u/ is the most reddit board on 4chan.

>>140512583
>u mad
Okay mate.

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>>140512607
The only people talking about yuri in this thread are the ones complaining about it.

>>140512680
>implying /u/ users enjoy the /u/ moderation
oh Anon, you have no idea.

People who think that any time two girls are nice and friendly to each means that they 100% certified /u/, are probably the same people that think that anytime a woman is nice to them in real life means that she wants their dick.

>>140512680
You mean non-yuri posts getting deleted on a yuri board? Yeah, fucking triggered.

>>140512727
y-you mean they don't?
what am I going to do with this engagement ring then? Fuck.

>>140512703
It's always like this

>>140512763
I choose to believe that there is a small group of full-time posters who get really upset about this topic, because it's probably what's happening here.

>>140509737

There was only 2 ship combat actions so far.

The first one was a setup anyway, so of course they stopped firing after torpedo launch.

The gun was never even firing at full rpm, and arguably, not even at the ship itself in that combat.

The Graf Spee was firing the whole time, but at combat speed when they were making a smokescreen and doing figure 8's, it was less so.

The Spee was firing the entire time the destroyer was closing distance. They knocked out the Y turret in a salvo just before the screw shot was fired. Spee backed off for damage control and the destroyer sped away.

The crew of the Spee had far more to worry about with the loss of a crucial crewmember to defection as well as the destroyed propulsion and hull breach giving them water in places water should not be.

Even destroyers used APHE shells. A penetrating shot like that into the screws/rudder control does more than just punch a hole through everything. You get shrapnel, shearing of steel, and fire. Also broken electrics and possibly broken hydraulics.

They also hit below the rear torpedo tubes way too close to the aft magazine and torpedo magazine.

>>140512703
Yeah, the anti-yurifags are clearly arguing with themselves and responding to themselves.

>>140512822
I appreciate informative posts like this, thank you

>>140512607
>>140512727
shitpost somewhere else you pathetic autist
>>140512829
it's a shitposting autist

>>140512804
Indeed, said small group of posters make up /a/ and whenever /a/ is upset about yurifags it's just these small group posting everywhere. They probably live to do it.

>about 6 days since the last episode
>thread going this fast

What's about this Girls und Schiff that make you /a/nons talk 24/7 about it?

>>140512868
Are you shitposting too by responding to them? After all only the anti-yurifags are talking right now.

>X-Files thread on /tv/
>you know... Scully is obviously a lesbian
>fuck off faggot
>bawww you hurt my feelings I am going to act like a douche for the entire thread now
>why aren't you guys talking about how Scully is a lesbian
>because its not a fucking lesbian show
>but she is...
>fuck off faggot
This is you yurifaggots. This is why there's a containment board for you.

>>140512899
>waifus, lesbians, speculah, naval warfare
It may not be Mayoiga, but it sure is a perfect breeding ground for shitpostan.

>>140512364
>>Ugh...

Typical faggot who hates on yuri

>>140512899
90% of threads are friendless idiots like >>140512868 who don't understand the concept of being nice and thus obsess over all the 'obvious' romance in every all-female show

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>>140512939
>thread on /tv/
>no BANE?posting

>>140512899
A majority of the time it's /k/ and /his/ going off on stuff about guns then on random tangents.

Then you have meta arguments like the current one. There were meta arguments yesterday about fucking charts, pictures, and screencaps.

When a fanbase is big you have tremendous autists.

>>140512969
Why are you quoting a quote of a quote? I think it would make more sense to go to the source.

>>140512607
There is one.

Strangely /a/ spends more time talking about the yuri than /u/ does.

>>140504506

"peaceful diary "

>>140512899
It combines my loves of cute girls and cute boats.

And through years of lurking KanColle and Arpeggio threads and playing WoWS, I've come to acquire a fair bit of otherwise useless knowledge about botes so it's nice to actually use that knowledge for anime-related purposes.

>>140512995
TELL ME ABOUT FURUSHOU

WHY DOES SHE WANT THE HAREKAZE TO MUTINY

>>140512939
Why are you outside of your containment board?

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>the yuri vs anti yuri autists are going at it again

Just report and ignore if you're that upset about it. You're legitimately killing all discussion in the thread by posting your massive arguments in the thread.

I (and I'm sure many would agree with me) came here to talk about new episode hype, comfy post about the show, and comfy post with fellow ship autists about the ships and equipment in regards to the show.

Nobody fucking cares about your argument. You're just feeding the yuri posters with how butt blasted. I'm fairly certain that most of the yuri posts are from people just posting to make you butthurt and sperg out.

Like you're doing right now.

>>140513105
We can all agree that Shiro is a retard, right?

>>140512939
>one person who likes thing is retarded
>therefor all people who like thing are retarded

Damn anon, imagine if we applied that logic to every post in every thread.

>>140513057
A lot of loyalty for a mutineer!

>>140512939
>Thread on /tv/
>not kino discussion
bullshit kino

>>140513128
I'm all aboard that one.

>>140513105
>we /k/ are the true fans of this show
Nice try.

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How can you be so triggered by yuri subtext?

If you are a literal faggot why are you even watching an all-girls show?

>>140513105
>I (and I'm sure many would agree with me) came here to talk about new episode hype, comfy post about the show, and comfy post with fellow ship autists about the ships and equipment in regards to the show.
Ship autism belongs on /k/, not /a/. And you're contributing to the meta yourself instead of posting about any of those things.

>>140513039
>WoWS

Is the beta-test over already? I want to play this but won't start anything until the proper service kicks in

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Okay, for anyone who wants to put the thread back on track.

What's the one thing you don't want to be in the next episode?
>They don't reach the Musashi before the ED and it all ends on a cliffhanger yet again

>>140513186
Really? I am not that anon, but I autistic enough to explain helm command so that we don't have babbling buffoons coming here wondering why Rin must repeat what Mike has said and then throwing a hissy fit about "she said right instead of starboard!"

Speaking of which:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03FUOckZQ8

>>140513287
It's been over for several months now.

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>>140513129

The only retarded one is the sperg who keeps writing walls of text about yuri poster bogeymen.

If you don't like thing and think thing should not be allowed, reporting and ignoring is better than taking the bait so hard there are hooks in your small intestine.

It might just be one person doing both or an autist from kancolle threads.

>>140513039

>wows
>massive and useless amount of accumulated knowledge about botes, bote related things, and assorted military and bote shenanagins

My nigga.

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Mashiro is a good girl who tires her best.
She is just unlucky, is all.

>>140513294
>>They don't reach the Musashi before the ED and it all ends on a cliffhanger yet again
I think that's likely to happen based on the PV. I think someone said they're still at least a day away and with the night time thing this episode will probably be about their trip with the episode ending when they arrive.

>>140513294
Yeah that would suck, don't make a new cliffhanger before resolving the last one.

>>140513039
What do you think we will get first, a Kancolle crossover or a WoWS crossover?

>>140513384
>I think that's likely to happen based on the PV.
Based on the second episode PV, they were only going to eat curry and smell each other's hair.

>>140513285
>ship autism belongs on /k/
Then explain why idiocy with anon asking how boats can drift in maneuver should just be allowed to slip when it's an integral element to what's going on in this chinese cartoon.

Chief engineer Maron is not kidding about how Captain Mike could kill them all with her engine orders, but nope, we have completely oblivious anon who thought it was only a figure of speech.

>>140513294
I'm fine so long as Wilhelmina actually has SOMETHING to reveal about what happened on her ship, even if she doesn't know why.

>>140513285

>only read the bote autism part

The bote autism is related to the show anyway. The naval combat is fairly realistic. It's anything but /k/ exclusive.

If you read the posts you will have far more insight about the show that you wouldn't get from just going in blind. It's especially important for future reference and of course hyping the next episode with possible plot lines.

>>140513399
>Aniplex and Kadokawa
Nah bro

>>140513285
And how is that meta when we had to practically beat the stupid out of people who blindly thought Mike was using some asspull 'screw shot' as with Crunchyroll's brilliant translation! It wasn't an asspull. The entire ballistic, the seriousness of damage to the screw shaft, rudder and the torpedo tubes on the whole of the Deutschland class had to be explained to such faggots.

God.

>>140513461
The majority of people who watch "cute girls doing X" just watch it for the 'cute girls' part. The X is just there so that they can have some variety when shitposting about the cast.
They don't care about the plot, so understanding the basics of X and how it affects the show is of no interest to them.
you may get better discussions on /k/'s /ak/ threads.

>>140513285
In an anime with boats doing boat things you don't want people to post about boats?

Fuck off.

>>140513321
I think you are autistic.

First off you're insane if you think everybody reads the fucking 100+ posts arguments you guys get in to. Some people might. Not everybody does.

Second it's disingenuous as fuck to try and paint your long ass arguments with one another as attempts to "I just don't want to explain" next time.

Third a lot of people don't fall under the umbrella of the anon you listed.

Fourth, as >>140513285 said, most of your ship 100+ post rants belong on /k/. Some anon has a question? Answer it. You got some problem about how this one part in the show was unrealistic when it comes to actual naval warfare and ships? Take it to /k/ instead of filling the thread with huge wall of texts.

The ship talks obvious has some stuff to do with the show. It's why you guys are tolerated and mods don't ban. But don't act like there are some underlying problems when a thread is filled with talks about a ship in the show, which then goes off on tangents about World War II in general, other weapons like guns and planes and tanks, history, politics, etc. Then have the gall to sneer down upon the other types of fans that make up this huge fanbase.

>>140513455
>Wilhelmina

What's her nickname going to be?

What kind of unlucky event will cost Shiro her life?

>>140513635
Mii-chan

>>140513656
Nothing, her plot armor is the thickest.

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>>140513635
Willy

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What kind of 'on-board' situation trip do you want on this show?

>all cabins damn full so one of the girls have to go sleep with the captain
>no more napkins and tampons and it doesn't stop bleeding
>all-nude deck cleaning festival

Any idea?

>>140513656
Her mother's hat that got blown off into the wind, gets blown into her face while she's on deck. She panics and falls off board by accident.

>>140513743
>all cabins damn full
How the fuck do you think you can fill all the cabins with 30 people on a ship designed to house 200+ crew members?

>>140513626
Of course I do, for that is ZERO excuse whatsoever for anon to be asking to be spoonfed on plot elements and relevant background information pertaining to such matters. If you have no such expectation whatsoever, then it's no better than the likes of encouraging anime rec threads around; anon are adults and are expected to be well prepared to field questions that stem from plot elements after having done the bare minimum in research so that he would frame the question with some degree of relevance.

>>140513743
Only the first seems remotely plausible.
Even then it's a bit off since they have a smaller crew than normal for that ship.

>>140513812
They fill up the left-over space with their emotional baggage, such as making their vice-captain slip on their banana.

>>140513812
I believe they aren't stupid enough to use the ship as the original design even when the number of crew is dramatically downsized

>>140513743
>all-nude deck cleaning festival
I can get behind that.

>>140513819
So basically you're autistic.

Okay.

>>140513812
Maybe they took out the cabins to make room for the supercomputer that runs the AI

>>140513860
delete this

>>140513812
Don't worry. Those destroyers weren't really designed to house 200+ members in the first place. The Nips made them sleep on hammocks or even the ground and treat that as the usual, so even if the crew's down to 30, it's not going to completely empty space for them to roam around in.

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Soon.

>>140513743
BUNKASAI EPISODE WHEN

>>140513914
Yeah, I had forgotten this fact somehow and thank you for reminding me

>inb4 Hotel Yamato

>>140513934
I'm excited. Wonder what her personality is.

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>>140513294

>the Musashi firing torpedoes like the OP might be showing

>the Musashi sinking

>not getting torpedo and engine parts resupply (or at least plans to do so)

>the German crewmember having an ugly voice and bad synergy with the crew

>Musashi laying a trap for the torpedoless destroyer

>the admiral cat dying

>no somber rice cooker burial at sea

Rest in peace rice cooker. He was a true hero. The first loss of a crewmember in battle is always the hardest.

>>140514045
They obviously fixed the rice cooker

>>140514014
I'm expecting her to be a little more mature and professional, but too focused on her mission to have fun until Mike gets her to lighten up.

>>140514014
Mashiro done right. She should be more flexible than your by the book XO, but still voicing her disagreement on certain issues. And no tsundere shit.

>>140513860
Behead those who defile Mike.

>>140503421
She is so sexual. Wait, what was the question?
I would use a condom, yes.

>>140514045
>the Musashi firing torpedoes like the OP might be showing
It's going to happen eventually. It wouldn't be in the OP otherwise.

>Musashi laying a trap for the torpedoless destroyer
I wouldn't mind this scenario. It would be cool to see Mike running away and panicking for real for a change.

>bunch of girls on the ship
>no supply
>running out of sanitary items soon

Imagine all the smell there. Absolutely disgusting

>>140514266
There has never been an anime that showed something in the OP that never happens right?!

>>140514291
Wew.

>>140503421
It's the face of someone who would lead a friend into NTR, that's for sure.

>>140514396
I want Moeka to NTR me with Mike.

>>140513618

Genuinely yeah.

But we've had the ship discussions alongside general anime discussion for a while. Any branching discussion about ships or naval warfare was just between the posters that were discussing it.

Nothing was shoehorned into the anime discussion.

and I fail to see how this has anything to do with the autist yuri anti yuri arguments. The post was complaining about off topic autism arguments. Boat discussion was listed third after new episode hype/discussion and posting/discussing the show

Cute girls doing war things with a large attention to detail, realism, and historical accuracy attracts specifically the people into that stuff more than cute girls doing cute things people. This shouldn't surprise you. There's even ship discussion (although it's rarer than a white elk now) in kancolle threads.

>>140514340
The Musashi firing torpedoes is kind of a big deal. I don't think they would show that in the OP just for the heck of it. But we'll see.

>>140514396
Is NTR a legitimate warfare tactic?

>>140514014
Memory loss

>>140514591
Geneva pussies are probably against it.

Can Japan consume ANYTHING without using cute girls?

>>140513934
Why does she look like Sena?

>>140514266
Mike might shut down in that situation, leaving Shiro or (more likely) the German captain to get them out of it.

>>140514647
Dicks?

>tfw this show makes me want to watch Zipang again
That show was so fucking great...

>>140514647
jojo.

>>140514647
Kaiji
90% of Mahjong
Osomatsu-san
Dragon ball
Pachinko

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>>140514129

>defiling the body of a fallen comrade

She carriers a ton of spare engine parts and ship parts for repair. I think they packed another rice cooker.

I don't really expect the somber burial at sea for the rice cooker to happen, but it would be terrible to waste such a perfect opportunity for great comedy/entertainment value.

>>140514677
Remember Yonekura firing the ASROC? Nips have all referred back to that scene when they talk about ep1 of haifuri

>>140514830
the rice cooker will not be the last victim of the conspiracy. Mark my words, many more kitchen appliances will have to give their life in service to Mike.

>>140514493
>Nothing was shoehorned into the anime discussion.
Yeah, calling bullshit on this.

I want to be in lesbians with Macchi!

>>140513366
She blames her own incompetence on luck, which not only makes her incompetent but also ignorant of her own incompetence.

>>140516188
I don't get it.

>>140504826
>No Vert onee-sama
0/10

>>140516241
Assume some retarded crossposter shit.

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>>140512822
According to http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNJAP_5-50_3ns.htm
the IJN did not even make a 12.7cm AP round. Your choices were the "common" shell that became HE or AA depending on if it was fitted with a impact or time fuze, the famous sankaidan cluster shell for use against aircraft, and a less famous but no less unique flat nosed "diving" shell designed to shoot at submarines running at periscope depth.
The USN also did not make a AP round for the 5" 38 cal gun on their destroyers. The closest thing were the "Special Common" Mk32 which had extra thick walls, 1/3rd the bursting charge, and only a base fuze so the nose could be solid and the SC Mk 38 which added a thin hardened steel cap to a Mk32 low capacity shell body. The Special Common were rarely carried by DDs due to their small magazine capacities and the regular common shells that could change between being a AA shell or a HE shell just by changing the fuze fitted was a safer choice than risking running out of AA ammunition. Figure 2 in the picture is a common fitted with a time fuze-hence antiaircraft common, Fig 3 is the Mk38 Special Common with the hardened steel hood, Mk32 SC would look the same but without the part marked hood. Although made from the same steel as the AP Caps on the 6"-16" Superheavy AP projectiles they were so thin and such a small part of the shell weight that the USN refused to call the type an AP Shell.

>>140516241
>>140516625
sure is fucking new in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGndldqxlQ

>>140514014
Ojou

>>140513914
Yet even with sacrificing crew comfort, IJN DDs carried half the ammunition that USN DDs did for the same caliber of gun.

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>>140515131

>it's just after the hardest battle they've fought yet
>the crew can barely manage to keep it together, but perform their jobs admirably with tears in their eyes
>most of them are in shock
>they knew the dangers they were facing, but the harsh reality of battle was something they couldn't prepare for
>the crew cleans the deck while conducting repair and maintenance in complete silence, only broken up by the sound of ocean waves lightly slapping against their once proud and bold ship
>the silence from the bridge is even more deafening. The entirety of the distraught crew need not be notified of what comes next in the terrible ceremony to come. They know what is coming
>they try their best to keep their composure at the burial, but a few break down so badly they are sent to the infirmary
>shima, the closest friend of the deceased wails over the body before having to be taken away. None can muster words and instead have a moment of silence
>the firing party gives their salute while taps plays and their comrade is lowered into the water
>on the worst day of their still short careers, they not only lost a comrade, not only lost a friend, but they lost one of their family
>the loss of the stove hangs heavy in their hearts and their stomachs

>It's a Friday, and on that worst day
>curry was not served

>>140511448
>USS

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>>140517607
Urobuchi please

>>140517607
I may have shed a tear or two.
;_;7

>>140511970
Literal hand-holding in first episode. Twice.
Literal definition of "yuri pandering", you baka.

>>140512428
>Nobody claims the show is yuri, but that doesn't mean there's no yuri subtext in it that people can appreciate

This.

I mean, c'mon. They made CHILDHOOD FRIENDS HOLD HANDS in episode 1. That's the actual emblem of "yuri pandering". It's subtext inserted to deliberately atract the yurifags to the show. Trying to deny that would be stupid. Let's call it "evidence A".

Also, no girl has kissed, groped, spyed naked, etc... any other girl. meaning that it is not, by now, a yuri show. Let's call it "evidence B"

In light of evidence A, could the yurihaters STFU about yurifags watching a show that panders to them? It's silly - they're meant to stay. Also it's bothersome, because it triggers them into answering. If you want to troll them, just start a troll thread.

In light of evidence B, could the yurifags STFU about the show being a yuri show until and unless something of the aforementioned things happen? It's bothersome, because it triggers yurihaters into answering. If you want to troll them, just start a troll thread.