https://www.spoiler.net/spoiler/2r. 1-naruto-boruto-one-shot

File: 99-7.png (174KB, 758x551px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 758x551px

oh shid

>>140453504
It kinda looked like Orochimaru had boobs in the thumbnail

>>140453504

Are those tits?

>>140454264
i wish

>>140454264
>>140454303
They are his recent body swap was with a female and he had a son

>>140453504
orochi and who? is not naruto or boruto.. or is mitzuki?

>>140455069
mitzuki

>>140455069
Mitsuki yes

>>140453504
another one shot?

>>140455946
yes

>>140453504
>Orochimaru offering a boy "medicine"

seriously, run.

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>140453504
Best mom or bestest mom?

File: 2 best moms and 1 worst mom.jpg (871KB, 1200x848px)

871KB, 1200x848px

>>140458506
the bestest

>>140453504
>Getting away with literally everything
Is there a more based villain in all of anime/manga?

>>140458550
He became a cucked piece of shit who sits around doing nothing all day, in exchange. Not based.

http://www.shencomics.com/archives/1644304 korean scans

Already looks better than gaiden

>>140458981
>http://www.shencomics.com/archives/1644304 korean scans
thanks, Korean bro!!

>>140458981
english translation when?

>>140459453
when you dump the chapter

>>140458550
>>140453504
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc

File: Mizuki.jpg (30KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 640x480px

>>140453504
Reminder that Orochimaru and Kabuto got away with mass murder and crimes against humanity while Mizuki is still in prison for trying to steal a scroll.

I wish i was Jap so i could read raw LNs and shit, but i guess sometimes being a gook comes in handy so i can read gook scans.

>>140459931
what's LN?

>>140454371
not his son. They are clones that Orochimaru created with good intentions.

>>140458981
Much appreciated, generous anon.

>>140459817
And peoples will say Naruto is a fair leader.

File: 1459826334201.jpg (90KB, 970x682px)

90KB, 970x682px

>>140460377
>good intentions

>>140460525
We don't know what happened with Mizuki. Probably died before Nardo got into office.

File: 2.png (64KB, 337x190px)

64KB, 337x190px

>futuristic samurai
>smoking
>cool scar on the face

Kishi is going all out.

>>140460740
It's not Kishi, it's one of his assistants or something.

>>140460790
This oneshot is made by kishi, after this one will be his assistant

File: Kojima-Raiden-Art[1].jpg (129KB, 739x1024px)

129KB, 739x1024px

>>140460740
Kishi i know you like Kojima's stuff but this shit is too obvious

>>140460658
He actually cares about them. As shown where older clone Mitsuki says they've finally succeeded on the 6th time. And Orochi says that he doesn't want to memory wipe the kid again.

They were acting to test the kid if he could choose his own path, to become the light to darkness. And Orochi put a picture of Boruto in the jar for Mitsuki to open, for Boruto to becomes his 'sun,' and Mitsuki to become the moon.

That's why Orochi named him Mitsuki. 츠키 (chuki) meaning, waning moon in the night sky. Not the other translation that older Mitsuki said to deceive him.

Is Orochimaru a woman now

>>140461372
>Boruto to becomes his 'sun,' and Mitsuki to become the moon.
That sounds gay as fuck.
Sasuga Oro, instructing his clone sons on the homo ways.

>>140461457
He can be if he wants to but his body seems male right now.

>>140461464
>That sounds gay as fuck.
That being said, is there any shounen manga without this homo rivalry thing

>>140461464
Well of course it sounds gay. It's just the literal translations.

>>140461544
One Piece, unless you count Zoro and Sanji.

What the fuck, man? You're not even going to include Karin when it's all about Snek Man's lab?

>>140461457
He already was in part 1 once.

>Orochimaru and Mitsuki are way more interesting than boring Sasuke and Sarada or Naruto and Boruto
BRAVO KISHI

File: latest[1].png (834KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

834KB, 1024x768px

>>140459817

Mizuki is beyond saving, he became a furry

File: orochimaru still on the loose.png (127KB, 640x360px)

127KB, 640x360px

>>140461803
>Villian that got away with everything even without saying "yeah, sorry"
whats not to like?

>>140461803
>>140461919
Seriously Kishi must really like Orochimaru.
I bet he's his favorite character.

>>140462010
nope since his all "favorites" turned out to be shit

>>140462010

no it's sasuke, he said in some interview that in the beginning he was one of the hardest characters for him to draw, but then he became his favorite character to draw.

>>140462010
It's the opposite.
He ruins his favorite character while the least favorites and the ones he doesn't give a fuck about get the best development.

File: 1417660317546.jpg (582KB, 645x911px)

582KB, 645x911px

REMINDER THAT OROCHIMARU GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING

File: sasu x kishi.png (374KB, 500x585px)

374KB, 500x585px

>>140462096
gee i wonder why?

>>140462151
And reduced to a shell, a mere shadow of his former glorious self.

>>140462151
;_;

>>140459817
might makes right

>>140462096
Actually, he has said that his favorite characters are Chouji and Bee.

Sasuke is just his favorite character to draw.

Though he is probably bullshitting, his favorite characters have to be Naruto, Shikamaru and Itachi since those are the ones that other characters wank to the most.

If Kishi liked Sasuke that much he wouldn't have had him spend most of the final fight stuck in a desert while Naruto spammed shadow clones and rasengans and then get outclassed by Kakashi's borrowed eyeballs.

File: 1451723366374.png (281KB, 535x466px)

281KB, 535x466px

>>140462143
>best development = no development
The sad truth.

>>140462096
Kishi said a lot of things. 1010 was his favorite by early shippuden.

File: 1451764553100.jpg (22KB, 539x302px)

22KB, 539x302px

>>140462151
Yes. Life is fair.

>>140461372
>They were acting to test the kid if he could choose his own path, to become the light to darkness. And Orochi put a picture of Boruto in the jar for Mitsuki to open, for Boruto to becomes his 'sun,' and Mitsuki to become the moon.
Already a better love story than sasunaru

File: smooth criminal.jpg (55KB, 1280x720px)

55KB, 1280x720px

>>140462937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrWNbjw3RA

File: heterosexual boogaloo.jpg (125KB, 1200x926px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1200x926px

>>140461464
>That sounds gay as fuck.
Sounds like salad's got herself some competition. waiting for this to inevitably turn into a ninja harem anime where the MC is oblivious and never gets his dick wet.

File: team konohamaru.jpg (394KB, 1220x1200px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 1220x1200px

>>140463805
sandwich doujins when?

File: orochimaru razzle dazzle.png (219KB, 500x658px)

219KB, 500x658px

>>140463719
This is now an orochimaru thread.

File: 1460222768287.jpg (108KB, 440x620px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 440x620px

Love for cakes?

File: anko temari beach.jpg (95KB, 700x558px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 700x558px

>>140464019
yep
inb4fat

Fuck off, borutards.

File: 1384397792391.jpg (557KB, 1245x1146px)

557KB, 1245x1146px

>>140464343
>changed a word
>proper comma
Progress!

>>140464523
Does anyone have the gif of this but she's still in the process of moving her hand and it's looped so it looks like she's referencing the act of giving a handjob?

>>140461372
So is it explained what sort of power that Mitsuki manifested? He has a snake chakra shroud which is closest to bijuu abilities, but his facial changes look like curse seal/sage mode?

File: 1279050958179.gif (438KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 640x360px

>>140464613

File: kakashi reading.jpg (122KB, 900x742px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 900x742px

>>140464690
god bless you, anon

>>140464845
>his favorite series will never get a sequel

File: loli oro.jpg (32KB, 543x720px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 543x720px

>>140463961

File: bort mitsuki sexy jutsu.jpg (399KB, 1300x910px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 1300x910px

>>140464895
Not until Bort writes it

File: mitsuki learns the family secret jutsu.png (850KB, 1949x2069px) Image search: [Google]

850KB, 1949x2069px

>>140465015
heh

File: index[1].jpg (84KB, 856x640px)

84KB, 856x640px

>>140464980

reminds me of this

File: fugging fujos and their strings.png (155KB, 540x570px)

155KB, 540x570px

>>140466560
so korean fujoshit's dream became true huh?

File: 1010 rtn.jpg (77KB, 960x544px)

77KB, 960x544px

>>140460377
>good intentions

>>140458550
What did he really do?

Old man did the death jutsu on himself and he trained angry shotas who did their own things anyway

>>140453617
>Horn chakra mode
Does this mean he's Toneri's kid?

>>140460740
So he mixed Naruto with Mario and sci-fi?

>>140453504
I don't understand this One-shot. What is it? For Boruto or for the sci fi manga he's been working on?

>>140468873
Helped win the war
Everything else didn't happen

>>140469657
Boruto one shot about Mitsuki

Orochimaro
Naruto's best mom

>Mitsuki's Eye's open wide at the end

>Toneri's eyes close shut at the end

POETRY

>>140459817
He also tried to murder Iruka.

Kabuto may of done allot of fucked up shit like murder countless people, kidnap minors, manipulate purified souls but at least he actually learned his lesson and changed unlike orochimaru. He quit being a shinobi and now is a nun that runs an orphanage.

>>140460740
>>140461240
Holy fuck Kishi

>>140461464
To be fair it's Orochimaru.

>>140470933
And at the start it's on its side like a crescent moon. And at the end it's like a full moon.

POTTERY

File: kid oro and mitsuki.jpg (531KB, 1024x608px)

531KB, 1024x608px

>>140453504
ONE SHOT IS OUT
http://readms.com/r/naruto/Side%20Story/3368/1

I didn't get the point of this whole setup, much less the point of putting a picture of Boruto (of all people) in the scroll. But, okay.

>>140475537
He wants his son to make his own choices and is shipping him with Bolt.

>>140475413
It's shit.

>>140475595
>he wants his son to make his own choices
Isn't there some other way that doesn't involve erasing the kid's memories? The lesson is hardly worth the pain.
>shipping him with Bolt
While I wouldn't put shipping his own son past Orochimaru, you'd think he'd prefer to set him up with people with better genes he can actually reproduce with. Sarada for instance.

>>140475537
I don't know why Kishi decided to spend the last 45 pages he is going to draw about Nardo on "Oro grew Mitsuki out of some jizz he found on some temple" "Mitsuki wants to pork Bort"

>>140475413
Never change Kishi

File: maymay laughter.jpg (55KB, 991x902px)

55KB, 991x902px

>>140475751
>I don't know why Kishi decided to spend the last 45 pages he is going to draw about Nardo on "Oro grew Mitsuki out of some jizz he found on some temple" "Mitsuki wants to pork Bort"

>>140475748
Boruto has Byakugan genes and those from an offshoot of the Senju clan. Thus Orochi has seen where lusting for Uchihas gets you.

>>140458550
Judging by how his usage of Edo Tensei saved everyone by summoning Minato thus the 2nd half of 9-tails & thus saving Naruto, he kinda deserves some credit.

>>140475413
I unironically enjoyed this.

File: 43[1].png (215KB, 903x1300px)

215KB, 903x1300px

>>140475831
this page was icing on the cake for me
he really can't write a story without adding homolust isnt it?

>>140475987
Out of curiosity, were Indra & Asura borderline incestuous given the homulust between their reincarnations?

File: tumblr_inline_o5acnbBK5N1tlb980_400.png (130KB, 274x385px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 274x385px

>>140475413
>Oro is a better dad then Sauske

>>140475537
He's fujob8ing MitsukixBort

He forgot how to draw.

>>140475748
>Isn't there some other way that doesn't involve erasing the kid's memories? The lesson is hardly worth the pain.
This is Orochimaru we're talking about, isn't it?

>>140475987
Think of all the bullshit he went through just to get his kid interested in Bort. Goddammit Orochimaru.

Also is it just me or is Mitsuki Sr. a cross between Raiden and Solid Snake?

>>140476133
>yfw Vergil has been dead since game 1
I hope Capcom's motivated enough to make DMC5.

>>140476162
>>140476206
I really wish I was there when Kishimoto pitched this story to his editor.

>>140476311
It was probably more of Jump telling him "Hey, you made a movie about Bort, a mini-series about Sarada, how about a one-shot about the other teammate to hype up the new series?"

>2015
>"Who are your parents Mitsuki?"
>"Orochimaru"
>"Wait is he/she your dad or mom?"
>cliffhanger
>2016
>Mitsuki one shot chapter
>literally nothing gets resolved

Thanks for nothing Kishimoto you fucking prick.

Would it really have been that hard to just say that Oro built a ninja rocket, traveled to the moon, took some Toneri juice and mixed it with his own to make some clones? Fucking shit.

>>140476206
Still a better parent than Sasuke and Sakura.

>>140476397
>nothing gets resolved
It's a post-Naruto, pre-Bolt one-shot centered around a new character.

>>140476131
Are you implying it's gay for brothers to touch dicks?

>>140476397
He artificially made them.

So the answer is yes to both.

File: scoobreact.png (135KB, 308x308px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 308x308px

>>140460377
>Orochimaru
>good intentions

>>140476250
more like Solid Snake and Solidus Snake

>>140476514
It's amazing that you're right.

File: Oro 01.png (57KB, 231x281px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 231x281px

>>140476133
>dad

>>140460377
>>140476577
Frankly I could believe it. In the first place most of his evil experiments and quest for power came from his desire for immortality. Yet the very act of having a child shows he's given up on his quest of immortality. So basically now he became a regular leaf guy, entrusting his wishes to the next generation rather than acting selfishly out of self preservation.

>>140476577
I know it's shocking.

can't wait for borito next week

>>140476908
Well he's immortal now too so he'll outlive everyone else.

>>140468873
>>140470009


He killed many, many kids trying to get Hashirama's wood jutsu to show up again. That was what led to him ditching the village in the first place, when 3rd caught onto his secret dead tree children and meth lab

The end result was Yamato,

So that was totally worth it

>>140476884
Given how Orochimaru inhabited female bodies before, we're really unsure if gender means anything to him/her/it.

>>140476962
Two weeks, actually.

File: Oro when asked whether he or she.png (69KB, 535x433px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 535x433px

>>140477039
correct

>>140477039
Yeah, he was actually biologically a woman when he killed Sarutobi and gave Sasuke a hickey.

>>140476975
Nah he's not. Having children is a need only mortals have. He probably only has a few decades left.

>>140477140
Given how he hopped into a Zetsu previously, I wouldn't be sure.

>>140477140
He's going to at least outlive everyone else. Naruto will be dead and buried and Orochimaru will still be kicking.

>>140477079
>>140477039
>>140477096

literally a snake that wears human bodies like jackets.

File: orochimaru_is_michael_jackson.jpg (324KB, 868x700px)

324KB, 868x700px

>>140458423
It's "Jesus Juice", anon.

>>140461919
>Somebody saved my pic
I like this feeling.

>>140464980
HNNNG

>>140475748
>half of her is sakura
>better genes

File: Naruto - Blow Me Away.mp4_snapshot_02.56_[2016.04.21_13.27.00].jpg (83KB, 480x360px)

83KB, 480x360px

2001

File: [HorribleSubs] Naruto Shippuuden - 457 [720p].mp4_snapshot_21.14_[2016.04.21_13.17.10].jpg (226KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1280x720px

2016

Thoughts?

>>140477877
>filename
>actually saving that shit

>>140477877
better budget
meh effects
>>140477928
less budget
"decent" "effects"

>>140477962

I had to get a snapshot for a comparison faggot.

>>140478029
Just screncap instead.

>>140453504
>Being momdomme'd by a female orochimaru, whispering her love and that you are her sweet little boy and how she loves you and how good you feel inside of her...

...I never knew I would want this. But I do.

>>140478204

Sorry, I don't know what a "screncap" is :^)

>>140477928
More mascara, more budget.

>>140478210
>tfw you will never become a Snake

>>140477140
>Nah he's not. Having children is a need only mortals have. He probably only has a few decades left.
Or more likely he already found immortality, and now he decided to focus on something else. After all, after you achieve your dreams, you had to move on from that.

>>140458529
this is hilarious as fuck

>>140478704
Plus immortals are known to have kids.

>>140453504

Predictions:

>Salada and Boruto all but engaged for the future as they are going to be on the same team and be both rivals and uniting the genes of the two lines.
>Neither Salada nor Boruto want this to happen with Tsundere levels of tsun.
>Mitsuki is going to be the third member of their three man team to parallel the original sannin plus for some far reaching goal of Orochimaru.
>So much yaoi subtext.
>In the future, after Mitsuki falls in love with Boruto, he will change genders for him and attempt to seduce him away from Salada.
>Big rivalry arc where Mitsuki tries to rape Boruto and Salada keeps interfering.
>Boruto having a hard time resisting because of all that yaoi subtext that Kishi always has to have.
>Salada doesn't even know why she is interfering because it always causes a nosebleed for her when Mitsuki comes on to Boruto
>Mitsuki eventually offers to be male for her and female for Boruto.
>Happy End
>Orochimaru gets DNA and godlike grandchildren.

>>140478946
Bolt's already decided he's going to protect the Hokage, who will be Salad.

>>140479009
And he her husband. ...makes sense. Ha!

Fully imagining the love triangle now.

The wickedness that might be Mitsuki being able to change genders just like his dad and teasing both Boruto and Salada. Hahahaha.

Yep... this is so what Kishi is doing.

>>140479309
I wonder if Ino ever figured out all those times Sai called her pretty he was actually thinking the opposite.

>>140479309
I wish the cute fat girl wasn't retarded.

File: 1454049710638.jpg (13KB, 147x110px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 147x110px

>>140479081
Because all the other female kages were able to marry, didn't they?

File: 1434061774164.jpg (47KB, 287x409px)

47KB, 287x409px

>>140479448

>>140477877
The hat looks so much better that it isn't even a contest.

File: 1354302103856.jpg (111KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 500x500px

>>140453504

So I don't really understand what was Orochimaru's entire plan with Mitsuki, what was he trying to archive for the sixth time?

>>140479888
to activate his sage mode by creating scene for asspull moment

>>140479564
>Fat
>Black
>Disconnected from reality
>Friends with faggot and a guy who is genetically fated to be a doormat to strong women

Tumblr's champion has arrived.

>>140479888
The sixth attempt to have his son choose his own fate.

Orochimaru was wearing that hair bun pretty confidently. lol

>>140459817

Sad part is without Mizuki, Iruka wouldn't even be a chunin. If Orochimaru hadn't gotten to Mizuki I'm sure he would've been anti hero at best

File: exmachina[1].jpg (438KB, 973x543px)

438KB, 973x543px

>>140480142
>>140480181

oh so it's kinda what the dude in ex machina was trying to do

>Urge to write a female Orochimaru mommydomme incest story to scar people... increasing.

>>140480357
>Creator has generic numale appearance
>Empowers a psychotic man-killing machine

Why didn't I see it before?

>>140480383
just do it fag

>>140479888
>So I don't really understand what was Orochimaru's entire plan with Mitsuki, what was he trying to archive for the sixth time?
He doesn't want a copy of himself, he has plenty of those already. He wants an offspring that strive to be GREATER than him. One that doesn't want to live in Oro's shadow.

Really, Oro must be worried about raising a son who just end up like himself. Because then there would be no improvement.

>>140480383
Just learn how to draw and save us the pretentious writing

>>140480383
that would not scar anyone

but it would be hot

File: TrollOro.jpg (32KB, 602x342px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 602x342px

>>140453504
>Hey Mitsuki Orochiaru is your mom or your dad?
>Yes
Literally

File: Oro 07.png (35KB, 169x223px)

35KB, 169x223px

>>140481471
>implying you wouldn't

>>140481587

Can we all agree that Orichimaru is more of a pervert than Jiraiya was? I mean just think how repressed he was.

>>140481676
all of the sannin were perverts in fact

>>140481676
Yes, yes we can.

>>140481802
Very true. Tsunade was probably the least guilty in this regard

>>140481848
Except for all those young boy students she stole the virginities of.

>>140482043
what young boys

>>140479358
Well he must have believed it eventually if he porked her and had Inojin.

>>140482043
>young boy students
You mean Shizune and Sakura?

File: Screenshot (5).png (37KB, 312x386px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 312x386px

>>140481587

>>140458529
that sasuke gay grin, it's fucking perfect.

>>140480357
this was a retarded movie, persons of interest did it better that you'd wipe the slate clean.

Just have a black box on the gynoid that's a kill switch.

>>140481587
>>140483786
At this point, I am prepared to say that Oro is Naruto franchise's best character. His motivations are far more complicated than the shallow "good" characters.

>>140477877
>>140477928
I think one of the big problems with Shippuden is that it has so little detail in comparison to the original series which makes it look really unappealing. Just look at his hat in the original it has lots of little cracks and in Shippuden they just drew a few lines on it.

>>140487089
My guess? He is inserting his son into the mixture of Boruto and Salada to get DNA from both of them and possibly get godlike grandchildren to one day inhabit.

Wait so does Oro want Mitsu to be a good person, or does he just want to channel the homolust to make him strong but still evil?

>>140488442
Channel homolust and seduce Boruto and turn female and bare his child.

>>140488442
I have no idea what being "the light in the darkness" means since it's supposed to be peacetime with the only substantial threats being extraterrestrial in origin, but he went through all this bullshit and stuck a pic of Bort in the capsule and called him Mitsuki's "sun" so I think he's just being a shipperfag

>>140488442
Wanted him to decide for himself

He kept repeating that same scenerio, and knocking out and drugging Mitsuki every time Mitsuki went with either of them.

>>140488442
He wants Mitsuki to be his own person and thinks Boruto is the one to help him do it

>>140489293
This. But it's a pretty gay and roundabout way of telling your kid to make his own decisions. Guess it kinda makes sense since Bort's going to follow his own ninja way too.

>>140462151
He earned it.

>>140464019
That one doujin where she fucks Naruto while transformed into Sakura and then loses it because of the pleasure was one of my firsts and one of my favorites.

>>140468873
The whole thing about experimenting on living humans, palling around with a clandestine terrorist organization, setting up and operating his own criminal organization, assassinating several people, defiling corpses, and orchestrating a war between great powers.

>>140489407
>But it's a pretty gay and roundabout way of telling your kid to make his own decisions.
Oro spent his whole life creating followers and clones who obey him unconditionally. I am not sure Oro knows HOW to train an independently-acting offspring. It is probably the one thing he never though he needed to do. But perhaps that is why he did it; it is the one thing he hadn't done before and it is exciting and new.

>>140475987
Needs blushing.

>>140489974
I just realized that Bort doesn't know who the fuck Oro is but apparently Oro has seen Bort before to know enough about him to decide he's the right "sun" for Mitsuki.

>>140490128
>I just realized that Bort doesn't know who the fuck Oro is but apparently Oro has seen Bort before to know enough about him to decide he's the right "sun" for Mitsuki.
If you are Oro, and you deliberately want your offspring to not just copy what you do, how would you make sure he would still grow up strong? By finding him a friend/rival who would keep up with him.

Oro's comment about being the "Moon" to Boruto's Sun", is his hope that his offspring would mature and strength by interacting with one of the most overpowered youngsters in he village. And he needed the kid to make that choice himself, and not just have Oro order him to do it.

Naturally Oro being Oro, he use deception and brainwashing to get what he wants. But that's Oro for you. He never stops being a bad person, but that's what making him interesting.

>>140490338
Only Orochimaru could teach his son a lesson by fabricating a life-or-death mission 6 times, and wiping his memory with mind-altering drugs every time he failed.

>that symbolism with the moon and single horn in sage mode

they aren't event trying to hide it, he's related to Toneri in some way.

>latest episode ends on a series 1 callback
>ok we already know what happens after all that so that's the end
>nope here's a retelling of a series 1 arc from Itachis true perspective
At least when he's fighting sauce and activates his mangekyo it actually is the real design. It always bothered me it didn't change in the first series.

>>140490955
Oro definitely got some Ootsutsuki DNA to make the Mitsukis. Probably blended Netori's chakra with his own and Juugo's.

>>140491021
>nope here's a retelling of a series 1 arc from Itachis true perspective
Not a bad idea, actually. I always wondered what was going on in his head when he decided to beat the shit out of his little brother and mindrape him into trying to kill nardo and going off with Dr. Sneks

>>140491332
We already got enough of that when it showed his perspective of the clan massacre and him crying while letting Sasuke live. At least it's not as bad as the Tsunade dream filler arc, that was unbearable. This is pretty much like the Kakashi filler arc, but enough is enough at this point.

>>140490955
Itachi got plenty of symbolism with moon shit too, yet he wasn't related to Toneri.

I just wish they stopped being vague about this shit. 45 pages and we got nothing except that Oro wants Mitsuki to pork Bort.

>>140491903
>Itachi got plenty of symbolism with moon shit too, yet he wasn't related to Toneri
Itachi didn't look like him nor did he have a random ass sage transformation with a single horn in the forehead like he did, nor was Orochimaru his dad, who loves to take random DNA and stick that shit together.

File: Orochimaru_Infobox.png (1006KB, 1424x1076px) Image search: [Google]

1006KB, 1424x1076px

>murder
>LOTS of murder
>started a war
>is a traitor to at least 3 groups
>was part of a terrorist organization
>basically started a terrorist organization of his own
>responsible for human experimentation on countless people
>kidnapping
>PROBABLY a rapist pederast/pedophile
>did nothing, NOTHING, to redeem himself (the one good thing he did was under Sasuke's command and he just kind of stopped being evil (maybe))
>got away with everything, literally no punishment, died once but came back

>>140493013
>>did nothing, NOTHING, to redeem himself
>Saved all five kage, summoned all previous Hokage to turn the tide of war, helped during the final battle, etc

Pick one

>>140493118
Summoned the kage at Sasuke's order.

Didn't personally help in the final battle, if I remember right.

I honestly don't remember what he did with the present day kage. All I remember is him chatting with Tsunade.

All things considered, Oro's brainwashing of his child might seem extreme, but think of what he would have done when he was full evil? He would have simply made multiple copies of the same kid, and instead of rebooting his brain with drugs, simply kill them as each failed the test and replaced. Oro is trying to be patient and tolerant of his offspring's failures, by giving the boy multiple chances to succeed. As least, that's how I think Oro sees it.

>>140493330
He/she's certainly come a long way from biting random kids' shoulders and sticking them in tubes until they died.

>>140493194
>Summoned the kage at Sasuke's order.
And that was all of it, he didn't need to keep them around to save the war, that wasn't Sasuke's order or anything. All he agreed to is letting Sasuke meet them, and even then he was the one who did all of that. If left to just Sasuke's devices, the kage would not have been summoned to save the war.

You act like this invalidates all of it, because Sasuke had ultimate power over him that made him do it. He did it because he felt like it, because he still saw some potential in the world.
>Didn't personally help in the final battle, if I remember right.
He did along with Juugo and the other two fags. They made an entire show about fighting fake Tobi who turned out to be Yamato. With Karin summoning her chains at one point. Orochimaru was very openly shown by most of the ninja to have taken part in the war helping them.
>I honestly don't remember what he did with the present day kage. All I remember is him chatting with Tsunade.
He saved all of their lives when they were half-killed by Madara

If you're seen openly saving the world three times, of course you're let off the hook for old crimes.

>>140493013
>rewarded with a pure and cute child

He has a good life

>>140493330
This.
I really do believe he loves his children.
He created them, he saw them grow and he's proud of their achievements and he seems to be more accepting of their failures as well.
Hell, the fact that adult Mitsuki is still around and willingly still working with Orochimaru says a lot.
So far Orochimaru has proved to be a better parent than Naruto and Sasuke.

>>140493823
>So far Orochimaru has proved to be a better parent than Naruto and Sasuke.
He IS older. If anything he has decades of experience. The issue with parenthood is that the requirements involve biology and not parenting training. Naruto and Sasuke are both orphans, their opinion of what parents do is probably messed up.

>>140493013
>murder
>LOTS of murder
>started a war
>is a traitor to at least 3 groups
>was part of a terrorist organization
>basically started a terrorist organization of his own
>responsible for human experimentation on countless people
>kidnapping
Yes, he's done all that.

>PROBABLY a rapist pederast/pedophile
Definitely no. He just likes strong people. If a kid happens to be strong then of course he's going to be interested in them and their potential.

>did nothing, NOTHING, to redeem himself (the one good thing he did was under Sasuke's command and he just kind of stopped being evil (maybe))
He did help in the war, so I guess that's something

>got away with everything, literally no punishment, died once but came back
He's immortal. He literally cannot be killed. No point in trying.
Checking once or twice a year he's not experimenting on kids and murdering innocents is the best and only thing they can do.

>>140493013
If anything, he had punishments like having his arms be sealed by Hiruzen & sealed by Itachi but he found ways around it.

>>140493951
>Checking once or twice a year he's not experimenting on OTHER PEOPLE'S kids
It is morally acceptable to experiment on his own children, it seems. But then there is precedence, what with sealing magical demons inside newborn babies... Naruto can't really object.

>>140494016
>But then there is Precedent
Damn, wrong word.

>>140494016
He explained the concept of clones to Naruto as "Like your Shadow Clones, but they're actual people" and Naruto just shrugged and moved on

>>140494016
Based on Sarada's one-shot and adult Mitsuki's words, it seems people see clones as artificial humans and not real human beings.
Except for Orochimaru who actually loves them and thinks of them as his children.
I bet this will be a major plot point in Boruto's manga and I'm frankly really looking forward to it.

>>140494091
>He explained the concept of clones to Naruto as "Like your Shadow Clones, but they're actual people" and Naruto just shrugged and moved on
As I say, it is entirely allowed in the Ninja world to do horrible dangerous shit to your own children. Most people's object to Oro' experiments come from him grabbing unwilling test subject outside his own family.

Look at it another way, Shino has bugs living inside his body. I doubt he was born like that. What kind of crazy shit did his parents do to implant the bugs into him? Did he ever had a say? Doubt it. You can do anything, absolutely ANYTHING, to your own children. And the Naruto world would just leave that as a private matter.

>>140494139
I hope so, we can never have too much of Oro being based

>>140493823
>>140493945
This. Orochimaru is somehow better equipped to be a parent than nardo or Sauce. Which is fucking incredible when you think about it.

I hope we see more of Mitsuki Sr. AKA nardo Raiden in the new series.

>>140494449
I hope he is referred to as Log

>>140494139
>I bet this will be a major plot point in Boruto's manga and I'm frankly really looking forward to it
Both of the Gaidens involved a plot heavily centered on clones and how people perceive them. I'd be disappointed if this doesn't weave itself into the plot later on. Maybe the early villains will be clones/experiments before the ayyliens show up.

>>140453504
What happened to Kishi's sci-fi manga plans?

>>140494139
>Based on Sarada's one-shot and adult Mitsuki's words, it seems people see clones as artificial humans and not real human beings.
Then again, even actual normal human beings are not treated much better. The Naruto universe basically has no concept of "Human rights".

>>140494675
No clue. He's probably still doing it, but is supervising the Bort series in his spare time. Both are monthly, so that'll be good for him.

Orochimaru is a LBGT friendly character then?

>>140495295
No, he actually switches genders instead of just mutilating himself and claiming that does it

>>140493945
Wasn't Orochimaru and orphan from a war too?
If so the different between him and them is more world experience and his view on the world.

>>140495295
Orochimaru can quite literally change genders.

>>140495295
He can literally change genders.
Things is, he does it for power and not because he identifies himself as a certain gender or shit.

>>140495114
Naruto was supposed to change that but Shueisha wanted a sequel

>>140495367
>No, he actually switches genders instead of just mutilating himself and claiming that does it
Funny enough, there is actally a Alchemical mythology that explains what happened with Oro, namely that in order to achieve true immortality, specifically through the elixir of life, one suppose side effect is that the person become a "perfect human", and that means losing one's gender entirely or becoming both man and woman.

I can't find a source at the moment, but it was what I read a long time ago about alchemical beliefs.

File: mi6JsgC.jpg (60KB, 500x500px)

60KB, 500x500px

>>140495295
Well when I see a tranny the first thing that pops into my head is usually Orochimaru, so there's that.

>>140495491
>Things is, he does it for power and not because he identifies himself as a certain gender or shit.
To be fair, he never considers gender relevant for him. When ever he changes gender it was just a side effect of something else he needed to do. Oro has no preference either way and that is why he doesn't give a damn in being called a "father" or "mother".

File: Scorpion_puppet.png (2MB, 1912x1080px)

2MB, 1912x1080px

Daily reminder that Sasori failed to achieve immortality and his body is now forever a cuck

>>140495568
Kishimoto seems to be influenced by Jin Yong's wuxia novels and there's a famous villain from The Smiling Proud Wanderer aka The Swordsman named Dongfang Bubai. He has to castrated himself in order to learn the ultimate sword technique for a Ying/Yang thing and the ancient document with said technique being written by an eunuch. There was no other way to learn it but the user receives god-tier abilities

>>140495807
In Tsui Hark's The Swordsman II with Jet Li, Dongfang Bubai transform into a woman as a result of learning the forbidden technique

>>140495785
And then Kankuro told him he was immortal because his body was being used

And Sasori believed him and faded into the afterlife

Truly a cuck

>>140495568
Here is an interesting "source". But since it is a myth anyway it doesn't really matter how accurate it is.
http://www.themasonictrowel.com/books/freemasonry_and_catholism_by_max_heindel/files/the_philosopher_stone.htm
>Remember that PHYSICALLY you were once hermaphrodite like the plant and able to create from yourself. Look into the future now through the perspective of the past and realize that your present uni-sexual condition is only a temporary phase of evolution and that in the future your WHOLE creative force must be turned UPWARDS SO THAT YOU SHALL BECOME A HERMAPHRODITE SPIRITUALLY, and thus able to objectify your ideas and speak THE LIVING WORD which shall endue them with life and make them vibrant with vital energy. This DUAL creative force thus expressed through the brain and larynx is the 'ELIXIR-VITAE' which springs from THE LIVING STONE of the spiritually hermaphrodite philosopher.

>>140496081
Western mythology doesn't matter in the context of Naruto, he draws entirely from Eastern sources.

That being said becoming genderless is a pretty common running theme in ascending to a higher existence in eastern Mythology.

>>140496432
>Western mythology doesn't matter in the context of Naruto, he draws entirely from Eastern sources.
Alchemy is one of those things that have both East and West steal ideas off each other. Everyone want to live forever, and everyone thinks the other side of the fence has all the secrets. So both sides exchange note frequently.

>>140464621
It's probably sage mode, but doesn't really go onto specifics. Unless i read it wrong.

File: 26.png (210KB, 874x1300px)

210KB, 874x1300px

>>140496829
>It's probably sage mode
>literally calls it sage power in the oneshot

>>140496868
I wonder what this scenario looked like the first time around, before he lost any memories

>>140496498
Eastern alchemy was all about eternal life. I think the eternal life thing was more of a side project for western alchemy, though. The philosopher's stone they were all looking for a recipe for was supposed to be able to turn lead into gold.

File: m0142-복사.jpg (304KB, 746x1080px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 746x1080px

>>140496868
You are right. When i first read it before the English ver was released it was called just 선인.

>>140497011
The wacky thing is that lead into gold and immortality got mixed together into this one single project. That if you can turn lead into gold, you already could become immortal.

>>140497094
What was the logic behind that, I wonder

>>140497132
>What was the logic behind that, I wonder
Well if you want to daydream, might as well go all the way. Make lead into gold so I can be rich, and also become immortal... How about making Anime real as well? etc.

>>140497087
>that fucking Umemeu watermark
why

>>140497132
>What was the logic behind that, I wonder
Well both are impossible. But if you master the ability to turn anything into anything else, then clearly you are already a god.

>The philosopher's stone, or stone of the philosophers (Latin: lapis philosophorum) is a legendary alchemical substance capable of turning base metals such as mercury into gold (chrysopoeia, from the Greek χρυσός khrusos, "gold," and ποιεῖν poiēin, "to make") or silver. It is also able to extend one's life and called the elixir of life, useful for rejuvenation and for achieving immortality

>>140497704
But what did they think the stone would actually be doing? Did they just think it was fucking magic?

>>140497768
>But what did they think the stone would actually be doing? Did they just think it was fucking magic?
Well the main ingredient of the philosopher's stone is suppose to be some magical substance that is the base element of all matter. Prima materia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_materia

It is the Alchemy equivalent of quantum mechanics. The "thing" from with everything that exists is made from.

>>140479309
Damn imagine Shikadai learning kagebunshin and use those clones to use the huge fan to their enemies and while getting blown away he uses the shadow technique.

>>140497867
That's still quite a leap from quantum mechanics to living forever

You can't just turn yourself into another material and be immortal, it's a bit more complicated than that

>>140468873
He's the one who organized the whole war against Konoha in the first place.

and while he didn't technically kill the Third, he did put him in the situation where he basically had to kill himself.

>>140498649
Wasn't really a war, it was just one attack that lasted a few hours

>>140498082
>You can't just turn yourself into another material and be immortal, it's a bit more complicated than that
Well I already linked to one Alchemical argument earlier; that every human allegedly started out perfect, but when we split into either male or female we introduce imperfections. And in one line of thought, you can return to your true immortal self by transmuting your body back to its primal untainted state.>>140496081

>>140498712
A bunch of drunk Australians with guns got their asses handed to them by oversized chickens and they still called it a war.

>>140498712
>Wasn't really a war, it was just one attack that lasted a few hours
When we are talking about the equivalent of Greek City States, consider the small population size, then yeah it counts as a war.

>>140497570
umaru on every page!

>>140497132
Gold has a reputation for being eternal, what with it not rusting or tarnishing.

>>140498082
People used to make arguments about how many planets there were based on the supposed qualities of the number they believed to be correct. (Something like: Verily there must be 3 planets, for man has 3 parts, the mind, body and spirit, and God is also 3, the father, the son, and the holy spirit, and the planet as well is 3, as it is divided into land, sea, and sky)

File: hiwamari asdad.jpg (2MB, 2480x3507px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3507px

Postwar Naruto manga is so entertaining and the orochimaru/hiwamari slice of life pages are hilarious.
How can anyone hate stuff like this?

>>140499759
Now that they don't have to do awful chuuni DARKNESS powerlevel shit, Kishi's assistants are free to fuck about in a pre-established world and write whatever they think is interesting. It's basically canon fanfiction.

>>140475413
That was actually enjoyable.

>>140475987
Of course he's ninja jesus 3.0

>>140475987
has armor ever stopped a blow in naruto
they all might as well fight naked

File: [HorribleSubs] Naruto Shippuuden - 453 [720p].mp4_snapshot_20.18_[2016.03.18_11.47.40].jpg (236KB, 1280x720px)

236KB, 1280x720px

Am I the only one who really likes the Itachi filler arc? The story of how Kakuzu ended up teaming with Hidan was well-written and hilarious.

>>140501941
>watching filler
>not dropped anime the moment they introduce filler

File: [HorribleSubs] Naruto Shippuuden - 422 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.39_[2015.08.20_14.58.05].jpg (316KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 1280x720px

>>140502099

>not knowing that Naruto filler is the only good thing about Naruto

>>140453504
>You already drank the "medicine" I "brewed" so everything's going to be okay

It's spunk isn't it.

>>140463805
Anon, it's boruto he's probably going to date her ASAP once sasuke tells him that his dad was an oblivious retard.

>>140502420
He keeps erasing his kid's memories, so he can keep do-overing shit.

They've gone on the same mission six times already, and he just keeps trying to do it over until he gets the result he wants from his son.

That's what it means to have Orochi parent.

>>140476884
>The milf(male) gives you sexy looks!

>>140493013
> a rapist pederast/pedophile
No probably here.

>>140501941
I really liked the episode where he killed his parents. Some of the additional scenes were good.

>>140502590
>Sasuke
Deadbeat
>Naruto
Work-obsessed
>Orochimaru
Control-freak


Kishi has ISSUES.

>>140475948

Overuse of Edo Tensei is what fucked everyone in the first place.

You don't get credit for helping stop a problem that you helped create.

>>140458493
Ah little sicky! What seems to be the pain?

File: emu war.jpg (23KB, 320x352px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 320x352px

>>140498850
kek

File: 500 (1).png (116KB, 500x500px)

116KB, 500x500px

>>140498850

File: Sauce sweating.jpg (28KB, 432x196px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 432x196px

>>140502649
>milf(male)
>tfw new fetish
fuck you kishimoto

Will this shit flinging ride ever end?

>>140504725
what

>>140476250
>Also is it just me or is Mitsuki Sr. a cross between Raiden and Solid Snake?
yep

>>140504782
>Anon wants his mom(male) to play with him

>>140459817
>still in prison

You seriously believed that right?

File: le sweating führer.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>140504948
n-no

>>140503378
>>140504725
I learned something in a Naruto thread. Life is truly full of surprises

File: Smooth Criminal's Smooth Family.jpg (70KB, 640x598px)

70KB, 640x598px

>>140493013
heh

Did Oro fuck all of Sausage's old crew or did he fuck Suigetsu only?

File: abu-toneri al-mooni.jpg (26KB, 196x550px)

26KB, 196x550px

>>140506216
we don't know but popular opinion is that he fucked the Moon Kebab

>>140489618
dayum son link?

>>140507066
just search shizune on sadpanda

>>140501203
yeah i unironically enjoyed too
shame Kishi wont do the boruto series

So the implication is that Oro found an egg

Added his own jizz

then implanted it in himself right

File: the human body is weird and Sakura's a cuck.png (39KB, 1324x321px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 1324x321px

>>140505459
It's a weird feeling, I know.

File: Toneri's_Tenseigan_Chakra_Mode.png (164KB, 360x571px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 360x571px

Same single horn, Mitsuki's eyes even look like the Byakugan with the popped up veins when he goes chakra mode

>>140493013
he's a ninja. They murder, and do terrible things to people. What do you expect?

also its not like you can put him in jail, or kill him. About the only thing you can leverage over him is his work.

>>140507105
found it

my fucking dick I remember that doujin now
came buckets

best girl when I was a teenager
still best girl now

>>140508257
>then implanted it in himself right
Oro is a snake, why would he want to get pregnant for 9 months? He has "snake eggs" in the form of incubators, that's what they are there for.

>>140508800
Why wouldn't you want to experience the joy of carrying your child inside your own body?

Are you a fag or something?

>>140508466
Can you imagine Naruto saying something like
"Orochi, if you mess up again, I'm not going to kill you, I'm simply going to kill everyone who works for you, your children, and wipe every centimeter of your lab off the face of the earth"

>>140508888
>Why wouldn't you want to experience the joy of carrying your child inside your own body?
Oro had raised dozens if not hundreds of children. The novelty had to wear off at some point.

>>140509051
Then he would truly have become Nagato and achieved nothing

File: wjxxkXO.jpg (85KB, 426x341px)

85KB, 426x341px

>>140499946
>chuuni DARKNESS
Uchihas will carry the chuuni DARKNESS forever.
>Sasuke face when trying to explaing his youth without sounding chuuni.

>>140509187
"if you kill your enemy , they win"

>>140510003
Naruto would love the current state fo the world, except for why we haven't killed of ootsutsuki yet.

>>140510003
Just saying, that's exactly what Nagato did and Naruto told him he was going to find a better way. So he would basically have just been lying

File: kids learning the truth.png (869KB, 594x3190px) Image search: [Google]

869KB, 594x3190px

>>140509734
>implying they didn't know

That Toneri moon bullshit wasn't canon was it?

They should have just made Sasuke female. Nothing would have changed. Well, except the ending where Naruto fills her womb with thousands of kids.

>>140511394
in the gray area

>>140511394
100% was, I don't know why people think they have wiggle room there

>>140511067
oh hello there /nsunsg/

>>140511488
>>140511547
That's awful. That movie was so bad. The story had descended into pure bullshit and retcons everywhere beginning during the final war arc.

>>140511067
I believe it would easier to explains "I had a gay phase my daughter, since you are a women in japanese media you will too" than "I DEVOTED MY LIFE INTO VENGECE AND DARKNESS SO I COULD BECOME DARK ENOUGH TO KILL MY BROTHER, THEN I SHRUG MORE DARKNESS TO GET UNLIMITED POWER. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT CHUUNI I SWEAR"

>>140511475

Naruto would have still ended up with Hinata m8

>>140511645

Boruto movie had more and was worse. Naruto didn't even do his yellow rasengan in Boruto movie.

>>140472091
>He quit being a shinobi and now is a nun that runs an orphanage.
Just like the nun who raised him? I bet he will just end up creating more younger version of himself.

>>140512060
Imagine the near universal butthurt if he did end up with Hinata anyway. It'd NaruSakufags look civil in comparison.

>>140512060
>Tsundere gets rekt
/a/ would have rejoiced

Orochimaru tying his hair up like a chick

Lel

File: Oro 02.png (26KB, 186x238px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 186x238px

>>140513869
are you saying you wouldn't a snake scientist?

>>140488534
He wants Mitsuki to be a creation of his that will benefit mankind. Orochimaru is the darkness and Mitsuki is the light from within that darkness.

>>140503378
>Casualities and losses
>Dignity
It was beautiful, Anon. Thank you.

>>140513045
Then Naruto calls Bort the combination of himself and Sasuko in the Bort movie while also going apeshit over her getting her pretty face burned a bit.

>>140512060
No, he wouldn't have. Even after Naruto and Hintata got married, Sasuke still main focus.

>>140510313
>implying Naruto even had a single clue of what he will do at the time, or realize what it meant.

>>140512103
>Boruto movie had more and was worse
No one goes in space with some magic elevator.
No one think it's a good idea to blast the moon with a super canon.
No one fall from space to earth and survive without a scratch.
No one break a meteor with the power of their feet.
No one breath on the moon, etc...

The Last was a special kind of stupid, don't be a salty shipperfag and admit it.

>>140512060
And then the Boruto movie would make Hinata look like a massive cuck, as >>140514637 mentioned

>>140514099
>The Milf(Male): "Hey there kid wanna /ss/?"

>>140514845
Destroying the Moon is not as stupid as it sounds, Sasuke could make a new one in seconds
Everything else about that movie is retarded

Suigetsu was ruined with this chapter.

All that super potential that he had, canned. Turned into a Lackey with stockholm syndrome.

>>140515747
Your opinion was terrible yesterday, and it still is today

>>140514845
To be fair the moon in the nardoverse is just a giant floating rock that Hagoromo made to hide his mom's skeleton in.

So the female of the group gonna be as useless as Sakura again? Good job Kishimoto.

>>140516210
Her womb is going to produce a god
She already is more useful than sakura

>>140516492

I do want to inseminate her that's for sure.

>>140516210
Never underestimate Uchiha plot armor. Obito at age 12 was just a little faggot that shat his pants during fights

File: image.jpg (63KB, 770x960px)

63KB, 770x960px

>>140516492
Soon

>>140514845
>Super human descendants from an alien race do impossible and incredible things
WOAW