how would you wake her up, /a/?

with my dick

dick

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With my throbbing dick

>>140430691
Sniff her butt, or try to lick so far inside that I taste her cute juicy poop.

>>140430691
bowl of eggs

Ass rape. She's "catholic," so I'll let her stay a virgin.

With the smell of hot pancakes obviously

>>140430691
molesting her with my dick

Molestation

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>>140430929
hivemind

Dropping a a big wet stinky poop right on her face.

With my holy cross made flesh I shall cast out the demon inside her!

>>140430691

Throw poop on her face.

>>140431096
I'd cast my demon inside her

>>140430691
Spoon her.

>>140430691
By licking her shoes

>>140431833
Why would you lick her shoes?

>>140430691
A full load of semen directly into the womb

Put her in a trash can.

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Still one of the, if not the most attractive loli in anime history.
And I have a butt fetish.

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>>140430691
Become a japanese oni and scare the catholic hell out of her.

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>>140430691
She reminds me of Caren.

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There is a lack of good Maria doujins

>>140433003
Wouldn't they all be scat anyway?

>>140430691

I would use the power of Christ to compel her.

>>140430691
Shout "wake up you're late for Sunday mass" every three minutes.

>>140432850
>liking butts is a fetish now
You what.

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>>140433079

No, anal

>>140433226
If butts is the only thing he is sexually capable of getting off to it's a fetish, yes.

>>140430691
I don't, that would be cruel.

I cover her with a blanket and kiss her cheek gently instead.

>>140433393
You monster.

>>140430691
with Folger's in her cup...

>>140433669
>...

Maria a cute. A CUTE!

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>>140433393
The only correct response

>>140430691
By fucking Kobato on top of her.

>>140430691
benis in bussy?

>>140430691
A kick to the stomach.

>>140433226
No, but I meant as in being extremely turned on by any kind of ass play, gaping anuses, sniffing butt and even scat.

>>140436574
Liking butts and liking what it come out of that butt is a very whole different thing you know.

>>140438419
Yeah, but it's also joint on a level.
Also I only like scat while it hadn't left the anus of the girl, once it's out, I don't care about it.

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>>140438564
W-what?

first i'm gonna get some soy sauce and vinegar
Then pour them in her vagina at the same time
Itadakimasu

>>140438419
If you are a butt lover and after a certain time you don't develop a smell -> fart -> scat fetish, then you were never a real ass man.

>>140438703
The sight of the lewd scat inside an anus gives me an erection, which lasts even as they are pushing it out. The best part is though when a girl is so excited that her anus is gaping, and you can see the feces deep inside.
However, I don't care to play with scat after it has "come out" already.
Is that clear enough?

No
I would take pictures of her face, butt, legs and my dick touching her lips
Then I would record myself masturbating to her loli legs and cum on her face, maybe a little bit on her hair.
Maybe mutter "Jesus has come" or some catholic pun.

just kidding this anime is shit

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What about her sister?

>>140439852
I want to live on a planet that has an atmosphere entirely made of her farts.

>>140433891
hey, it is the best part of waking up...

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>>140439610
what kind of fucking freak likes shit? I can understand watersport, but shit? come the fuck on.

>>140440136
It's the final frontier.
But personally I more like shitstained panties, not scat. To each his own.

>>140439610
You could say that you like to see how people play with the play-doh, but you don't like to play with the play-doh.

>>140431114
UNKO! UNKOOOOO!

Dick in her nun butt. Now she can still remain a virgin.

>>140430691
I'd set her dreams on fire with my mixtape yo!