Left or Right, /a/?

Right because better ass, better tits, long hair
What's not to like

Right.

Left has a shitty personality.

>>140414481
Both for threesome

>>140414481
physically, either.

however, I could never make right love me, but I could just verbally and physically abuse left a bit and she'd never get off my dick.

Right, because she caused a wave of devastation amongst shippers.

>>140414481
Left, the cow on the right is for eating, silly anon.

Left is actually better desu, since she's guaranteed to be your loyal wifeslut.

Right is definitely gonna cuck you with big black men just like she did to Naluto.

>>140415024
>>140415037
James Cassidy pls leave

Neither.

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>140415148
FUCK OFF WITH THIS COPYPASTA SHIT

NARUTO IS ACTUALLY LITERALLY THE BEST SHONEN ANIME OF THE 2000S YOU FUCKING ELITIST PIG REEEEEEEEE

>>140415176
not bad,i agree in best shonen of 2000s

>>140415369
gomen*

(*japanese for thank you)

>>140415369
Too bad shonen anime is collectively garbage.

>>140415176
>YOU FUCKING ELITIST PIG
Cancer.

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>implying I don't want Sarada

What the fuck is the boruto manga even gonna be about?

The movie just had him and Naruto rek someone just slightly below Kayaguya's level.

What "threat" could there possibly be to write about?

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Neither

>>140414481
>anyone BUT Hinata

Ino.

She got a nice booty in shippuden

Pick a waifu!

Hardmode: Bourto generation only

>>140419130
impossible, no one reads that shit

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Neither.

Right is the only valid choice.

>>140419197
>reads
>implying the Bourto doesn't come out for 3 more weeks

Try another excuse.

>>140419252
mah nigga

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>>140419252
Jesus, Ino makes my dick happy

>>140414481
Left. Better ass, legs and DFC. Also /fit/

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A real woman.

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Pick a hinata

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>>140414481
Sakura, she's beautiful. White skin, pink hair, green eyes(the eyes are god tier). Mizuki when describing all parents says she's known as a superhuman beauty.

Slim fit body, small tits, AMAZING legs ass and hips since she was a loli.

Sakura will forever be redeemed as a character by Kishi making her a cuckqueen raising Sasgay & Karin's daughter, Salad.

The tears of pure joy that were shed in laughter redeemed that fucking pink gorilla, believe it!

Thank you Burrito for giving us that gift.

>>140414481
it's been said that sakura is the most beautiful amongst their generation. so, right because genes.

>>140414481
Left entire face (eyes included) and hair color (carpet included), right's rest of the body and hair long.
Personality wise? I only saw a handful of Naruto chapters, but I guess none of them, one is a bitch and the other a retard.

>>140415176
>>140415369
That's not how you spell One Piece.

>>140419852
/thread

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>>140419756
Oh and delicious spats.

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>>140415085
Failed attempt at trying to see if i'm a samefag.
Who is james cassidy or is this another meme.

>>140419852
>Things that never happened

>>140414481
Both are good.

Sakura is, in-universe, more attractive but MY GOD she's such a fuck-up of human being.

Sakura for fuck. Hinata for a waifu.

>>140419130
sarada
alternative,Boruto

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>>140420116
Sakura has no tits, Hinata is better

>>140419682
Bourto learning Byakugan when?

Hinata, easily.
I will grant this, Sakura became mush better after she had a kid. I wonder what another would do to her.

Alternatively RtN Ino.

>>140419852
>Sasgay & Karin's daughter, Salad.
except we found out that was wrong.

Good try though. 6/10

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>>140419976
and this is what he looks like irl

>>140420998
This is exactly what I expected a male Narusaku fan to look like.

>>140414481
Between them obviously Right.

But out side of that Still right

>>140420921
>>140420998

Lmfao this shit is real? ahahahhaha.

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>>140420625
Big tits sag by the time she's 25, sakura has moderate size and a nice ass.

Ass>tits every day of the week.

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Sakura-chan of course, i love everything about her.

>>140419252
Muh nigga

>>140419653
Karin

>>140414481
Left to please my dick, right to please my dick.

>>140414481
When I was a small boy (~14-15) it was Sakura, a decade later, I guess Hinata.

But retrospectively, I like Hinata loli more, which is weird, because I thought she was extremely unattractive in the original.

I NEED LEWDS! LEWDS OF SARADA DAMN IT!

>>140424111
Why? She's really not that great to be honest. I saw some lewds of her and fapped to them maybe twice, three times tops.

>>140424147
I bet Sakura tried greeting Sasuke like this at least once when they was kids.

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Waifu for laifu

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>>140415369
>>140415176
How do you get it?
Shoo, shoo, back to wherever it is you came from.
>>>out

>>140424993
They came from /nsunsg/ most likely

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This kills the ?

>>140419933
This hospital roof scene was when the entire series began it's descent into shitdom. Here Kishimoto turned their rivalry into angsty crap, with Sasuke going as far as defecting for muh revenge, Sakura becoming even more braindead and clinging to some fangirl infatuation right into adulthood and Naruto doing the promise of a lifetime crap. Things could (and should) have gone vastly different from here.

>>140419653
Kushina. UNF

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>>140419130
You do realize that 90% of the fist-gen girls are still around in the new series, right?

That being said, Salad.

>>140414481
My right your left

>>140414851
Devastating truth, Underrated post.

Right on left for sexy /u/

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>>140414481
Left but only because I hate the shy girl type in anime/manga. Sakura is shit but you can make her into a huge buttslut that could can just trow away after you are done.

>>140426516
Right isn't really shy anymore, but Sakara would be the better butt slut if you got her desperate for the dick

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Would you wash dat ass?

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>>140414481

>>140417164
Due to no threat of looming war people discover chakra based/ tech based space travel.

From that point on, we're going full Gunstar Autochthonia/Dragon Ball/Angel Notes.

Given that Naruto had quite a lot of things homageing Dragon Ball in the beginning, the things would just end up full circle.

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>>140414481

>>140427765
I would be okay with this

>>140422721
It's real, unfortunately. The manga ended, like a year and a half ago, and he's still bitching about how much a travesty the ending was.

>>140427584
I always find pictures like this the most pathetic.

>>140428980
They really are. The picture itself also perfectly illustrates the thought process and reasoning of the typical NSfag. You have naruto and sakura there in the front. That is what these tards want to see happen most. But to do this they need to first get rid of sauce. The only other person who likes sauce by shippuden is Karin so they pawn him off onto her. They think everything is squared away but wait, what's that added in the back as an afterthought? Oh yeah Hinata's undying devotion to and stalker obsession with the titular character. Well, she can just fuck one of her hyuuga cousins or something.

This is what these NS shippers actually believed was going to happen, even after Kishi obviously wrote himself into a corner, making SS and NH the only solutions.

>>140424168
>fapping to her lewds thrice
>not sharing them so that we may also determine for ourselves if they are fap worthy

ANON YOU A SHIT!
SHIIIITTTT

>>140423857
he's got priorities, I tell ya!