How does Rei even compete?

>>140228183
Why does that ugly man have long hair?

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>>140228183
With ease.

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>>140228183

EVERYBODY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS LOVE
IN
THE
END

>>140228183
By not being a complete bitch

>>140228183
Numbers...

>>140228183
She doesn't. Asuka a best.

>>140228183
She can't.

>>140228183
By volume

>>140229297
What disorder is this?

>>140233224
Rei's Syndrome.

Am I weird for disliking both Asuka and Rei? Neither of their archetypes/appearances are the least bit appealing to me.

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>>140233440
No, the exact opposite actually.

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>>140233555
I love the thought of her lying there motionless and voicelessly guiding my helpless shota thrusts deep into her as I lose myself. I hope to myself that she feels just a bit of pleasure from it too, and it's confirmed when she gives the slightest increase in her grip on my arms as I helplessly and shamelessly splatter myself all over her and collapse in my own mess on top of her. She then gently rests one hand on the back of my head as I catch my breath and fall asleep next to her.

>>140233555
>having sex with a corpse

Calling her a starfish would be an overstatement.

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>>140234067
I'd love to rape Corpsuka.

>>140233224
Aboulia

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>>140234202
Appreciate it

>>140234197
Gun yourself down toiletfag.

>>140228183
>yellow/light orange jumpsuit
Disgusting.

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>>140234486
Agreed

>>140228183
By not being a transvestite

>>140234376
I'll put a bullet through Asuka's ass after I finish raping it.

>>140234292

>is an Asukafag
>educated
>posts cute picture of her evaibu

>>140234851
>Reifag
>rude, offensive, childish language
>doesn't even have a picture of her evaibu

Asuka fags and Reifags, know the difference, it could save your life.

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>>140228183
Easily, by not being a spiteful, tsundere piece of trash. Rei being better looking also contributes a fair bit.

>>140234963
>Rei being better looking
>short hair
>better looking
no

>>140234963
Rei is trash, though.

>>140228308
What a drag queen

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>>140235059
>Liking long, gross hair
Disgusting.
Short hair is always better looking.

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>>140235179
>this is what toilet lovers actually believe

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you are all wrong, Shinji is best girl!

>>140235267
Right is cuter. Thanks for agreeing.

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>>140235267
Thanks for the supporting proof. look how much better the short hair looks. Who knows, if asuka fixed her shitty attitude and got a haircut, she might be halfway likable.

>>140235402
Your taste is toilet tier, faggot.

>>140228183
She can't.

>>140235276
Go to bed Kaworu

>>140235527
>calling somebody's taste asuka tier
Get some manners.

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>>140235402

>>140235616
With you?

>>140236076
>rei looks feminine no matter what
>asuka needs to be snipped to look feminine
Why?

>>140228308
I bet you aren't even gay
what a faggot

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>>140236206
Wew lad

I ship ReiXshinjiXkaworu

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>>140236139

>>140228183
Change the hair and it would look like Shinji.

>>140236436
I ship Asukaxshinjixkaworu

>>140236351
manly

>>140228183
test

>>140236552
I'd ship you into a grave.

>>140228826
confirmed
rei has better tits than asuka

>>140236076
Now that is a tragic Rei. Are their personalities switched, as well?

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>>140235179
And super short is even cuter. I think Ritsuko's new look is perhaps the best thing to come out of 3.33

>>140236552
I ship Asuka x Karoru dummy plug clone #1-9

>>140236923
it is, and although it's good it also speaks volumes about 3.33 shortcomings that a haircut is the best thing going for it...maybe the soundtrack.

>>140228183

>Rotten, self-centered, angry bitch
>Emotionless doll

Both pretty bad if you ask me

>>140236925
>>140236707

>>140236923
She looks like a man. Holy shit.

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>>140236925
Same bro

>>140237880
Kill yourself.

What's the best Asuka rape doujin?

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>>140236925

>>140238551
That's 4 of them, needs another 5

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>>140238379

>>140238379
EoE

>>140238660
kek

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>>140238551
>>140237880
I ship Asuka and Shinji, but this is cute desu. Post more.

>>140228183
By not being Asuka.

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>>140236923
>I think Ritsuko's new look is perhaps the best thing to come out of 3.33
pfft no, it's this
and Sakura Nagashi

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>>140238594
9.

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>>140238743

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>>140238202
You're just jelly that Kaworu got to penetrate Asuka and you never will

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>>140238743
>I ship Asuka and Shinji
Gross. I hope you get that disease cured someday, anon.

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>>140238914
>You'll never be a Kaworu clone and get the chance to skull fuck the mom and daughter team of Kyoko and Asuka at the same time.

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Posting superior ships.

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>>140239991
>>140240174

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>>140239681
I just want Asuka to be happy

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>all this bitching about best girls
fuck you they're all good.

>>140228183
she doesn't, that's how.

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>>140240274
R-rude.

>>140228308

This is some fairly good bait. I giggled.

>thread devolves into shippersht and guranteed replies bait by astronomically butthurt Reifags
If we could liquefy Reifags and shippers the threads would be so much better.

>>140240488
That look she gave when she first met him was kind of weird.

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>>140240488
Ritsuko rapes Kaworu in that game, not Shinji

>>140240646
If you start a thread being intentionally provocative don't be surprised about the reaction.

everyone in this thread die

>>140228183
Don't post this skank every again. She was so shit in rebuild. What were they thinking with these films.
>let's have an emotional moment of "development" while she shoves her ass at the camera in 2.0
>let's make her sole personality in 3.0 "angry bitch in otaku pandering clothes" because fuck giving her any backstory or relevance

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>>140240488
I wonder how the plot would've been different if Shinji had lived with Ritz

>>140240646
It devolved into someone dumping Asuka x Kaworu art, I don't see how that's a butthurt Reifag.

>>140241293
Shinji could watch Ritsuko and Gendo fuck in the hallway everyday.

>>140241318
Yeah it's always been a kaworufag doing that to piss off waifufags. They dump rei/kaworu sometimes too. I think it's only one anon that really gets butthurt though.

>>140241318
Reifags ship Asuka x Kaworu so they don't impact their Rei x Shinji ship.
See: Aihara-Otome

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>>140241476

>>140241608
I'm a Reifag and enjoy all the main Rei ships:
> Rei x Shinji is what she wants and would make her happy so I like it
> Rei x Asuka, best eva Yuri, Maya notwithstanding
> Rei x Kaworu two gods falling for each other? fucking hot.

>>140236718
If anything Asuka has tits that are bigger than they should be.

>that dfc

>>140235616
>Get in the fucking bed Kaworu

>>140240812
Nah. Eat sht kid.

>>140240971
Ebin samefag crossie.

>>140242142
I'm not a MP Eva, I have standards about what I eat.

>>140242142
>sht

>>140228183
She didn't
And still won

Just how pathetic you have to be to lose a one-side match?

>>140242191
Evidently not seeing as you're a Reifag. Rei had better comebacks than you, then again she's getting pumped full of come from the Gendong so it's not exactly hard. But he was.

>>140242198
Typo.

>>140242239
What the fuck do comebacks have to do with Gendo?

>>140241608
I don't know, that sounds like the sort of rationalization someone with a persecution complex would come to...

I would have thought Reifags were more concerned with shipping Rei.

>>140242441
>...

>>140242642
>triggered