Oh no! Reinhard-sama is angry! Very angry! What will you do to

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Make him eat all of these.

Turn 360 and walk away.

>>140180887
That's not how it works

>>140180875
Eggcellent

>>140180840
Buy him a Kircheis doujin

>>140180875
You're doing it wrong. The only thing that can soothe Reinhard's temper is cake.

Invite him to a poetry recital.

>>140180840
give him sunglasses so that yang can stop being afraid of going back to space after reinhard comes to laugh at him

>>140180840
First of all mein Kaiser would NEVER have a tumultuous temper. His Majesty claimed He would be different than the likes of lesser men like Rudolf whose temper was tantamount to thunder and lightning. His Excellency the Kaiser always showed the utmost control in all situations and conquered His emotions on a daily basis just as He conquered the known universe.

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>>140184769
Objection! I found evidence to the contrary on a trusted website specialized in low quality gifs.

>>140185686
>he doesn't know about the Kaiser's secret vibrating technique that makes him impervious to enemy fire

>>140180840
Play a strategy game of some kind, let him enjoy his win, then I'd caress his cock.

>>140180840
Give him a shota to fuck.

>>140185764
Do you take me for a fool? Semi circle formations are the only reliable defense against enemy fire. If there were such a technique, surely the Kaiser, noble as he is, would share it with his troops to raise odds of survival.

>>140185854
If there's one thing that the next adaptation can do better, it's certainly Emile's design.

>>140180840
There's nothing I can do. If only Kircheis were here...

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Reinhard had a hard life

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>>140180840
Give him pic related

>>140186167
He wasn't even sick back then but the cancer shows on his face.

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>>140180840
id give him my entire rare pepe collection which now contains over 1462 rare's if that doesnt make him happy then i dont know what will

>>140185686
>cute

>>140180840
Tell him to fuck off back under his sisters skirt