This is your date tonight.

>>140088366
Well come on we don't have all day.

shit nigga what hormones are you taking?

I want to take her out to fast food joint and fatten her up by buying her all the burgers she can eat.

>>140088366
ebin

>>140088434
a

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>>140088414
>not taking her home to eat them

>>140088366
Pass . Can I take kirie chan on a date

>>140088470
>tfw I can cook her a burger a thousand times better than a big mac

>>140089416

not hard to do if you don't have brain damage

>>140088366
But i don't have any money.

>>140088366
Very nice, I like a girl I can slap and tell gb2kitchen

Good.

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>>140088366
I'll take her to a nice place. Tease her a little about her food knowledge but overall being a gentleman. Walk her Home gently while chatting about topics she could like, then tell her i had a great time and id like to go out with her again.

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This is your date tonight.

>>140088366
>Sorry, you are not quite what i am looking for
>it would be cruel to go on a date if i have no interest in you.
The end.

>>140089666
Those digits reflect the content of the post.

Evil.

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>>140088366

she seems a little... young

>>140088366
エビナちゃんのおっぱいをいじめたい

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>>140089720

this image of him is more appropriate

i came here for man's booty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgeUqodt8G0

>>140089720
epic

Would she be impressed if I picked her up in my 1996 Mazda Miata?

>>140088366
I would rather like to date Kirie.

>>140089798
is the Boondocks an anime?

>>140089807
I'd be impressed if you could pick that fat sow up at all

>>140089416
>i can heat up a freezer burger

>>140088366
Post the one touching her breast

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>>140089924
ayy

>>140088434
:-DDDDDDDDD

>>140089720
Fuck off, she's legal by Japanese standards.

>>140089841
>>140089355
leave kirie alone, she is mine. she would be scared of you creeps.

>>140089956
noice

>>140089902
That's too bad, freezer burgers aren't much better than mcdonalds.
Hand formed and seasoned 80/20 patties made from prime US chuck on the other hand.

I'd feed ebina burgers so good she claps while she eats them

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>>140090022

>japanese standards

I bet you couldn't even fit into a car built around Japanese standards

because you're fat

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>>140090126

>>140090126
newfag

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This is my girlfriend.

>>140089416

Japanese mcdonalds is better than US mcdonalds

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Real men like Paizuri.

And butt stuff

>>140088366
I'd turn that crooked frown into a crooked grin

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This is your date tonight.

>>140090717

Sluttiest character in the show.

She'd suck your dick for a cola.

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>>140088366

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>>140090717
Got it covered.

>>140088470
how is that possible

>>140091152
>has never watched eating competitions

>>140091152
Extremely inefficient digestive system and her stomach having stretched over time to take up her entire abdomen.

She'd be the first to starve in the wild.

>>140089893
Industrial-grade anime substitute

>>140091323
> pretends to know shit

>>140091152
her stomach is 2D

>>140091152

Fat people can eat a lot because they have 'trained' themselves. But they reach a limit when their stomachs get bloated. In an ironic twist, it is the bloated fat of their own stomachs as well as the pain from adjoining organs that keep them from winning eating contests.

Extremely skinny people on the other hand usually do not have a limit to their eating capacity beyond their brain telling them to stop eating. Their stomachs can swell up to 10x their normal size with no fat getting in the way.

>>140090359
she likes bearmode physiques not dyels

>>140090425
This fucking weeb.
Why don't you bury you alive in 日本, faggot?You sure would love it, isn't it?

>>140092256
What the fuck are you even saying? Learn English you cancerous beaner.

>>140091841
Shut up I'm ottermode

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>>140092424

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>>140092533
Please believe me

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>>140092596

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>>140092741
I'm trying mayne I'm trying. I'm up to 158 right now.

>>140090269
6'0" 185lbs and /fit/. Manlets stay salty.

>>140093055
Post cbt senpai

>>140088366
take her to a family restaurant and then a love hotel
don't use protection because I'm marrying her anyway

Bigtits bitch

>>140093055
This 80 kg 167cm manlet bench presses double his weight

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>>140090269
>>140093055
Thanks for the dubs man.