If you had a vampire loli, where would you put her?

The same place I put everything dear to me. In my ass.

>>140013388
My basement. It's dark and shit and she wouldn't be able to leave because she's too dumb

Outside in the sun

>>140013388
This is genius. But no ring gag? I would have a ring gag on her.

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>>140013388
On my dick.

>>140013535
How do you get your wallet and shit out in public?

>>140013621
she can't scream if you put a gag on her

South facing windowsill

>>140013668
>your wallet and shit
Think you answered your own question there, mate.

>>140013388
On my face.

>>140013388
I send her to the Vatican

top of my shelf. vampire loli is prized possession

>>140013388
Facedown defense position

The trash.

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>>140013388
What a waste. I would always keep her on my dick.

>>140015580
CTRL-S, you fucktard.

>>140013734
Ring gag allows for screaming, but she cant bite down when you shove your smelly, greasy, fat otaku cock down her pretty pink thoat.

>>140013388
On my [CTRL-S]dick[/CTRL-S]

>>140015631
just break her jaw

>>140015634
don't capitalize your keys anon

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>>140015634
Cheeky little fucker

>>140015631
Sadist
>>140015654
Sociopath
Know the difference

>>140013388
In my stomach, I mean, they can regenerate right? She won't miss a leg or an arm, and I always wanted to know how does it feel to eat a loli, so it's a win win situation.

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>>140015773

In hell where her undead ass belongs

Remove hemoglobin

under my desk 24/7

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>>140013388
i want her to do that to me and bully me instead.

>>140013604
>>140014208
>>140016271
>Sun
>Vatican
>Hell
You are more monstrous than vampires

>>140013388
In my room, where exactly is up to her.

Tied to a bed with a heavy wood stake hanging above her heart.
The stake will be attached via a quick-release mechanism, the trigger for which will be a rope hanging within reach of her one free hand.
She may then choose to pull the rope or simply starve.

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Prolly closet.
Feed it, gain immortality.

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>>140019463
I wouldn't mind becoming a Seraph vampire for immortality

>>140019364
Hi Abraham Van Helsing

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Why can't I have someone tied up like that that I can just sexually empty myself into whenever I feel like it

>>140021453

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>>140013388
>If you had a vampire loli, where would you put her?

In my bed.

>>140019591
>Wanting to be a monster just for immortality

>>140013388

I will impale the wench with a cross and ask for the lord to give me the strength to banish this foul creature.

>>140021453
Because you lack the guts and initiative to physically overpower and kidnap the girl of your dreams. She's out there waiting, just make up your mind and go after her!

>>140022279
>implying vampires are monsters

>>140022279
>just for immortality
I'll just go and beg for blood in hospitals

>>140022340
>not drinking warm blood from the source

>>140016002
>M/F vore
Now I just have to pretend you are an anime bishonen and I have my fantasy fuel for the night. Thanks, anon.

>>140022519
Only with consent

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Throw the leftover yoghurts on her.

>>140022782
>not using fresh yoghurt

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>>140023300
And waste perfectly good yoghurt on her? You're supposed to make her life miserable, not go bankrupt by wasting food.

What next? You apply sugar on top?

>>140022249
This, keep her in bed, keep her comfy, try to figure out how not to get my blood sucked.

>>140023567
Threaten to pull all of her teeth out if she even thinks of attempting it.

>>140023434
i apply semen on top

>>140023632
What?! No way, I can't be that violent.

>>140023717
Just offer her some eggs.

>>140023632
>Threaten to pull all of her teeth out if she even thinks of attempting it.
Rather threaten not tog ive her the dick if she attempts it.
Have her choose, dick, or blood?

On my dick

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>>140023717
Who said you have to do it? What's wrong with you?

Just call a dentist. If a regular one is out of the question, call a vampire dentist. In the vampire's teeth-focused society there are always dentists in demand.

nowhere, I'd let her go and do whatever she wants.

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>>140013388
TELL ME WHERE'S HER NIPPLES

Can vampires be nice, /a/?

I don't like stuff if it's scary.

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I'm a very progressive person, so I would let my loli vampire go where she pleases within the confines of my property.

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>>140023983
Even under a strong black african warrior?
Wow anon, how progressive

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>>140024056
>blacks
>on my property
I do not follow you anon.

>>140024096
Keep those windows locked at night anon.
And remember, you're fine with it.

>>140023964
Yeah they can

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>not putting her to any use and having her serve drinks