>You will never go broom shopping with your witch cousin
Why didnt she put headlights on her broom?
She's totally unfamiliar with flying on a broom.
Her sister says as much when she shows up and it comes up.
Most modern witches will fly sidesaddle because otherwise it's uncomfortable as fuck.
DROPPED INTO A BLACK HOLE
Think of a witches broom as a wizards magic wand.
The broom isn't the device flying, it's just there to help the witch focus her magic into flying.
Of course, our MC hasn't quite got it yet, she tries to get the broom by itself to fly, rather than herself and the broom together.
>You will never go broom shopping with your loli cousin and impress her with your magical powers
>not falling in love with her normally
>not having her fall in love with you normally
>not becoming normal lovers
>not having a normal relationship
>not marrying her
>not starting a normal family with her
>not living life normally
Jeez its almost as if you browse 4chan
Where does the screaming mandrake legend comes from anyway?
Everything is about sex to normalshitters, it's really quite disturbing. Any historical person that wasn't confirmed by 6 sources to have fucked at least 20 women has 'he was gay' tagged on him.
Faggotry isn't about sexuality, it's about being a fucking faggot. You know those people who dress up in rainbows and dance half naked in parades with cocks drawn on them?
>tfw i don't live in Canada
>tfw no fag parades
Why even live senpai?
So this commenter detailed a pretty good breakdown on why that's incorrect. Warning:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2mkd3j/where_do_the_stereotypes_of_witchs_outfit_conical/cm5isbv For real though this is probably the one good sub there.
This is NNB levels of comfy and it's fucking great.
I can't wait for mroe.
I don't think she's very smart.
Aren't they cute?
I like sassy mandrake.
So it's only worth watching if you are extremely bored?
That's too bad.
>comfiest of them all