>camera pans to the sky
>Let me take these seals/wrappings/weights off
>Now I can move even faster
>villain has multiple forms
>each new form looks more retarded
It's not funny if it's the same "joke" all the time.
>MC trips and falls down stairs
>gropes at least three girls mid-flight
>steals panties from another two
>does a barrel roll
>fucks his math teacher
>lands on yet another group of girls somehow managing to grope all of them at the same time
>MC is in love with a girl
>Unable to confess he if gifted by a deux ex machina with the girl's phone number
>Every character always canned coffee from the drinks machine.
fuck my internet, being third worlder is suffering
>90% of the "animation" is characters nearly locked stationary with the only movement being their extremely shitty "lip sync" job that's just an open frame played over a closed frame then repeated
Ya ever heard of body language? Or is everyone in Japan so traumatized from their militaristic school system they have to stand ramrod fucking straight at all times?
>anon finds out he opponent is vastly superior to him in regards to combat after exchanging a few hits
Perhaps this is more of a trope rather than a cliche, but the four here need to be raped, stabbed, and thrown into a river.
>Inb4 ow the edge
Like I give a fuck.
It's the same reason why I didn't touch Himegoto.
I wonder if every place in Japan have this river
It's called budget, man. Emotional/important scenes are better animated in TV shows, and you can usually expect good animation in films, but your average TV anime episode wouldn't always be well animated.
>cliches you hate
What about one that I love?
You know the bath scenes that start out with the drums, steadily growing in intensity until
It's so overdone, but I can't help but love it.
They do, that's why important scenes take most of them, they don't want to fuck up "those" parts. Most of the budget goes on the first and last episodes (to give good impressions), and any important moments in-between.
>the so pure girl who has all her problems resolved through MC
>'oh i just want to get married and be a house waif ;("
>so pure and innocent
Fuck off with that right now
It's not cute. Begone with that cloying shit. But I guess this is what beta japs like.
>cheesy synth pop
>characters watches directly into the camera and laughs
>freezes while credits are shown
i hate how they nod with the top part of their body all the time
>working within the constraints of your budget means producing a laughably inept product where characters are closer to boards than humans
Or you could, you know, have less episodes.
Oh wait that would require effort wouldn't it? We'd actually have to do work instead of being able to use the excuse of "being stretched thin" to excuse our miserable product, when in reality we more than have the budget, we just chose to waste it on 12 20 min shit episodes instead of maybe two really good movies.
But those episodes were so easy to make, and the otaku ate it up despite the lousy production values, so why not
The animators are paid in pennies m8. You might think it's easy but it's not. Keep in mind Japan is shitting out 50+ new series every season, the average anime will always be shit.
That goes for voice actors, why do you think they have a hard on for idols and VAs?
>characters that are normal survive extremely dangerous situations and attacks with hardly a scratch
>characters with regenerative healing/immortality are constantly getting blown apart and having their limbs chopped off like they're made of fucking play-doh
Here's two that I love
>you died for nothing
>naming your attack
>dramatic interaction between two characters
>character just says the other's name
Are japs autistic?
>liking named attacks
That's almost as bad as when characters have full fucking conversations while freeze framed in mid-attack.
>working within the constraints of your budget means producing a laughably inept product where characters are closer to boards than humans
You say this like you're being sarcastic, but it's true in some cases.
It's true that I've never had an issue with a bad voice actor in anime, but surely they could save on fucks m funds by hiring an upstart with little experience and letting the fame come to them.
At the end of the day, surely there must be at least one studio or person in Japan who wants to create something truly worthwhile, even if it is silly. The country can't possibly be full of hacks and nothing else right? Is Japan seriously so depressing there's not even one budding enthusiast out there?
In most cases it seems.
> when girl actually confesses to the protag
> "What did you say?"
>year of our lord 2011+5
>this shit is still played straight
fucking end it
>two characters clearly hate each other
>"wow they're great friends huh?"
I'm so fucking tired of the emotional spectrum nearly all anime has. All these grasps, facial expressions, gestures and moods. They are over exaggerating too much with it.
>mc walks in on girl changing/taking a bath
>mc gets kicked in a martial arts fashion
>MC having romantic scene with girl
>Bitch who has never even confessed gets pissed and interrupts
Bonus points if she beats up MC while screaming lewd
EVEN MORE bonus points if its the fucking tsundere who does it.
If you have never shown romantic feelings don'w fucking go and try to ruin the chances of another girl going for the MC bowl god damnit.
>Dramatic music getting louder
>character about to reveal something big
I don't even know why I still watch anime, it's never something big.
Hence why Hotaru is so based. Also because she's fucking insane or something.
>Test of courage/seven wonders of the school episodes
I can't even begin to describe how much I fucking hate these. Every fucking show has them and they are always the fucking same
>Main character is the Main character
>MC is about to kill character everyone hates
>Bitch character: Don't give into your anger, how will you live with yourself?
Just do it, I swear in some animes MC's own mother could be killed and they would let the killer go
>wakes up in a different world
>swords and magic with game mechanics and shit
Just fucking end it.
>Agree with just about every single one
Imma take a nap, wake me up when anime is good
I swear that one of these days this is going to happen and the mc is either killed or seriously injured to the point that he needs a full body cast. Most likely in a gag anime where time can reset after an episode.
First, sorry for the blogging.
Once in highschool one fag was being annoying with me and some friends and I told him "keep bitching like that and I am gonna step forward and give you an uppercut right in the face".
He kept bitching and that's exactly what I did.
Lucky me he was not MC.
Hell if I know, the closest I could possibly guess is that like with karate and most martial arts there is a practice where as you punch/kick/whatever you let out a yell. Its the same with grunting at the same time as you throw a baseball, its just a small thing that you do to put more energy into your action. Of course we see people screaming as they punch plenty, but I suppose hearing them shout an actual word or catch phrase rather than just a feral scream is more satisfying.
Also it's dope.
>>>>>>Characters act gay and grope each other like it's nothing
>>>>>>>>>They get drunk off of a non alcoholic beverage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Why do you like him"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Because he was nice to me."
>Scene cuts to a sunny midday
>Inner monologue that lasts 5 minutes
>MC passes by someone
>Inner monologue on how MC think they're strange
>While stopping in the middle of a crowd
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Because unlike in real life, where most attacks are fundamentally the same, anime attacks often have special properties, meta abilities, or different powerlevels for the same attack (Oh but that was just the Iron punch, time for the ADAMANT STRAIGHT). In my experience the more realistic an animu or mango is in its powerlevels and fighting styles (or simply when the involved powerlevels are low compared to how high they usually are) people don't name their attacks because they're legit just a strong kick or an uppercut.
Actual fights are boring as fuck to watch and pretty creepy in their silence, it's the same logic that movies use when they have people fighting with swords or brawling and yelling at each other etc, they have to spice it up somehow.
Unfortunately that doesn't work in real life, shouting or grunting can help but when you have to yell out a long-ass name during a punch you're more likely to run yourself out of breath and weaken your attack than strengthen it.
That being said 'why do you like [person that you like]' is probably one of the hardest questions to answer in a concise manner and sometimes the person doesn't actually have an answer
'He was nice to me' is rarely the entire reason but unless the girl is a massive M, the guy being a genuinely cool dude probably helps
Like what else would she say?
>because he's hot and he's loaded
Unless she wants to summarize their entire history and relationship right there 'he's nice' is second only to 'he's really hot' as a generic reason.
If it's IRL you may as well just go 'hah!' or 'hmph!' because what matters is that you let out a breath forcefully. If it's animelogic then you can stand still and talk to your opponent about the meaning of life, the fact that your sister is really very hot, and that your math teacher is a shit because time stands still until the next clash is necessary.
I hate this to be honest, like the PUHAAA I can deal with because I imagine they just drink until they're out of breath but not everyone's cooking is gourmet tier. Like, they could just nod and say something like 'pretty good', it's way more realistic than roaring DELICIOUSSSSSSS at every bite
>Bell tower going off as characters leave the school
>Scene zooms out
>No bell tower in sight
>Obligatory female character yelling out MC's name
>MC isn't in a crowd
>instead he's standing a lone
>"Huh? Why are you following me?"
>because he was nice
That's not the point.
She literally meets him once and then falls in love with him, and this happens pretty much with every girl then they meet again and "oh i love him because that one time he picked up some stuff I dropped"
Is this really that common?
Oh I thought you meant you specifically hated girls justifying relationships with 'lol he was nice to me', not the suddenness with which girls spread their legs for a nice guy
Yeah that's retarded.
>implying you can't yell OISHI even if it's toxic
Who are they marketing it to?
There's really not that much stupid about naming your attacks, it doesn't work in real life because honestly what could you possibly do that needs a name but people have been naming axes, spears, swords, and suits of armor forever.
To teenagers, the troupe is mainly found in shonen.
I'm talking out of my ass but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just all them trying to come up with something as iconic as the kamehameha.
>MC fighting an antagonist who's set in his ways, has both motivation and justification for their actions and has been doing this stuff for years (or even centuries for the ancient antagonists)
>MC talks to the antagonist
>antagonist decides that the past 50000 years were wrong and that this upstart faggot has the right idea despite spouting nothing idealistic drivel
Curry rice is legitimately a common as fuck dish in nipland though, it's like steak in burgerland.
Probably because konosuba knows exactly what it's doing and doesn't take itself seriously.
>No characters are present, just physical embodiments of cliches
>the MC is transported to a less advanced society
>immediately spams civil and military reforms
>they go off without a hitch despite being introduced in quick succession and causing social upheavals
Autistic rampage is fun anon
It's generally when shit get done
No bullshit muh peace, muh ideal, muh shit, muh tameni no tameni
>Guy enrolls in a school of some kind of fighting. >Somehow is the strongest in the school
Is it a popular thing? I thought it was just one of them anime cliches.
That's like saying your average street thug would fare as well in a fight as a professional martial artist. He might not be shit-tier but oftentimes the MC has little to no background and just goes 'lol can't everyone do it it came naturally XD'
Asterisk was the only one like that.
Sure chivalry of failed knight was shounenshit and he was still op but he had weaknesses and his power wasn't infinite.
In astershit mc just had a time limit meaning all he had to do was hit the target and they died.
>antagonist talks about how disgusting humans are and how all of them are the same
>mc yells "THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
>"Ooooh, you say some interesting things!"
>Group sighs as they accept her baggage
>The annoying female character has JUST what the group needed to get passed a thing that blocked story progression
>tfw that's usually my waifu
>its a school club episode
>TFW will never undertsand why jap kids want to do afterschool shit instead of just going home
>full versions of OPs always has a guitar solo in it no matter what
>every background character stops whatever they're doing just to stare at the MC who just happened to shout and then goes on a monologue about shit no one related to the MC should care about
>MC walking down school hall after school's out
>Show STILL shots of various after school activity
>All look innocent and fun
>MC joins his after school group
>Tone shifts to dark and gritty
>Everyone is 100% serious
>Everything is cold, calculated
>Everyone has a grudge with one another
>MC getting his ass handed to him thorougly
>Antagonist is smug, tells the MC he knows all about his moves, strenghts and weaknesses because he's already witnessed them before
>MC says heh, yeah i knew something like that would have been the case guess it's time to come up with this brand new move i've never ever done before!!!
>the attack was just a super powered punch to the face
>this actually works
>Antagonist is killing various nofaces
>"What's the matter MC? Don't want to kill me? Fine I guess I'll start with [Best Friend]!"
>MC goes into an emotional rage
>Beats antagonist to a pulp
>Still manages to pull the NoKill card
>Antagonist mocks him
>Somehow MC convinces Antagonist that killing may be bad, but Antagonist has some good in him
>This immediately has the Antagonist have a change of heart
>He's part of the team now
>No MC, don't kill him! If you do, you'll only be just like him!
>MC has various powers
>Tragic accident happens
>Building crumbling apart
>Female character hanging onto ledge
>MC doesn't use his powers to save her
>Instead he gives a late response to grab her arm
>She's left to her fate
>She comes back
>Or she just dies from the fall
I'm surprised no one has mentioned nosebleeds
>>confession between two girls
>"you where my best friend"
>"I am a lesbian so i'll try and rape my target of affection because thats what lesbians are like"
Just from last season, Konosuba (he's just an asshole) GATE (he's only a moralfag for nips, which is understandable since he's part of the nip army - I mean self-defense force) and Dimension W (the guy isn't really edgy and certainly isn't a moralfag)
Nips can't into English what so ever. I don't understand why it's so hard to hire an english speaking voice actor for their shit.
Should be plenty available and willing, not like there's a lack of them.
>whitu piggu english in my glorious animoos
no thank you
>Make anime about surfing and watersports
> Problem solved
>MC deliberately and obviously ignoring advances of his own love interest
>female mc/ love interest of mc
>only gets straight a's
>best athlete in the whole school
>most popular girl in school
>busty despite being ~15 yrs old
Why is this so unappealing? I want a character, not some laundry list of japanese ideals.
>character shows time and time again that he is a master manipulator, cunning, schemer
>dominates physically stronger characters with psychological pressure
LOL nevermind heres an episode where he beats up four linebackers thrice his size
>followed by an anecdote of how he easily defeated the master of his karate dojo on his second day there because he spend a day watching all his moves
>girl has enough power to punch mc 1km away through the roof in bath scene
>later in the series main villain makes her a hostage using only one hand
I actually think it sounds rad as fuck.
Not some boring shit like sports that every school has, but a club for science or music sounds neat.
Better than playing videogames and masturbating at home every day.
No but like, if the faggot is a britbong he should be able to speak English
Just make him not a britbong if need be but don't have the Brit go 'Coffin of Death Making', it's retarded
'''Samurai''' existing doesn't imply feudalism you know
>But he's actually fast.
I think of two franchises in the last year that did that, one is an anime original, and the other is a shonen manga that just got an anime adaption this season.
Can you guess?
Having glasses doesn't imply they're not ripped you know.
By this logic the Nichijou girls have DBZ tier of power because one of them (can't remember) shot a laser out of her mouth that blew straight through Saturn or something after stabbing her finger with a pencil
A country that's not just some constitutional monarchy symbolic weak shit, but actually has full on kings, princesses, nobility, knights and commoners with chivalry, the divine right of kings and all that
The only time you'd be slow as a ripped dude is if you're either supremely top-heavy or if you have a bodybuilder physique.
If you just have the generic 'slim but /fit/ as fuck' physique you'll be pretty fast and agile.
yup and that's why it works well in pure comedy shows not in fucking shonen shit with some comedy elements most of the times - it's really infurianting to watch some dumb whore punching shit out off main cast even if it's in comedy fashion to later see her jobbing in almost every encounter with an enemy
That shit usually exists in places with powerlevels though, and the Divine Right is almost always something relegated to that one faggot who can solo half the cast (or the supreme mastermind who triple ruses everyone for kicks).
If nobles are legitimately ten times stronger on average than commoners and bloodlines are legitimately important, there's no reason why nobility, royal titles, and divine right can't exist
Also, this is probably common to stories in general, but the idea is that it's easier to care about single entities or single heroic / important people than an entire government. Kings and Emperors lend themselves to character-centric stories more readily than most modern governments because the truth of modern governments is that it's highly unlikely a single person will be able to accomplish jack and are hard to rally around as a symbol.
The men have jobs lmao. Women usually want children and men sponsor them both. If the job market is flooded by women then the women would have to work as well as take care of the children.
Do feminists not get this? Do you not understand that women live longer partly due to not working as much as men? Granted, you may or may not work on chores as a part of your day but that's traditionally the children's job. Enjoy chasing the downfall of your own heaven due to your near-sightedness.
>girl MC has known for a fairly long time and has everything in common with him in flashblacks
>still loses out to a girl that just joined his class 5 days ago
Not him but this might be a slight case of 'the grass is always greener'
Being at home all day is boring beyond measure (speaking from experience), esp. before you have kids and even then it's just tedious as fuck.
Working probably seems like doing shit with meaning for girls, sort of like how kids want to drive, want to drink beer, want to get a job etc. not realizing that driving is fucking terrifying, beer tastes like shit, and jobs are exhausting.
>girl MC has known for a fairly long time and has everything in common with him in flashblacks
Childhood friends legit lose out often in real life though because of that thing that dictates girls you grew up with from babbymode are considered siblings in your head's wiring and not walking wombs.
not really a cliche but it's always bothered me when the girls are white as snow while the guys are significantly darker. They're all japanese so shouldn't they be roughly the same colour?
> characters gaze at one another in understanding
> close up of each characters face
>it's always bothered me when the girls are white as snow while the guys are significantly darker
No, because asian girls in general value paleness as opposed to being tan and go out of their way to remain pale like some girls go out of their way to get tan.
Parasols are a big thing in Asia.
>main baddie says to be a genius among geniuses
>fights against main character
>can't lay a finger on him because MC is too unpredictable
Porn logic doesn't count though, porn never makes sense
>lmao my car's almost out of gas
>better fill up at this gas station
>wew better let the negroid gas station man fill me up too :^)
What the fuck does that even mean anyway
I'm guessing it means 'this show was brought to you by' etc etc but all I hear is something something Grand Sponsor something something Oh! Christmas!
The first time I heard it was when I got the raws of a pokemon movie or something as a kid
I didn't understand at all but since then I just keep hearing christmas in that phrase
>It's a harem series where the MC is utterly devoid of character
>Characters act gay and grope each other like it's nothing
You must never had Japanese friends or lived in Japan. I get groped all the time by my friends and coworkers. We are all straight males.
What the fuck is forced animation? Are you complaining because KyoAni is rad and animates their shows well? Actually drink bleach. Or go watch bleach. Anyone who mindlessly says "b-but forced animation" needs to start thinking for themselves
You can't keep filling your life with fillers
Go catch up on that show you've always wanted to catch up on.
Yeah that may have been a little too rough :-(
Yeah I know and I was very uncomfortable for like a week. You will never know the uncomfortable experience of a room of Ji-sans learning the english names for the parts of the body from you.
>The characters fall from the sky because adventure
I really like it when MC/important character/main heroine moves into town and is put into MC's/important character's/main heroine's class. I don't know why but if they introduce a character in another way in school or harem shows I feel it's kind of a waste.
I don't know, it's a cliché I just enjoy for some reason.
>song is in a generic major key
>main cast sings in unison but never in harmony
>squeaky as fuck voices shout "Hai!" during certain parts of the song
>snare on the 4 in prechorus to get disgusting otaku to do the obnoxious "Oooooooooo..hai!" chant in live events
If that happens I can't self insert. Fuck you.
No but for real, that's why it happens. It's an easy trope to write and it's an easy way to make sure your stuff'll sell. Pander to waifu fags and waste of space like us.
>Most powerful character in the show
>Cry like a bitch when see a cockroach
>MC is like the nigga from walking dead
>all lives are precious
>antagonistic people are literally murdering/raping/pillaging the world but
>all lives are precious
>must keep everyone alive at all costs and not betray 'ideals', even if the bad guys who are beyond redemption just need to expire
>Every "hacker" "geeky" girl must at least having more than 10 fucking monitors
>perpetuating a cycle of revenge and violence
You edgelords never see the big picture.
>Boy disguising as a girl
This is why I stop watching Assassination Classroom, also it's fandom are full of faggots
>believing that everyone deserves a happy ever after
>Villan about to end MC life
>Standing and talking like 30 minutes about his/her next plans and get killed for carelessness
>Villian hyped up to be super strong
>fight finally happens
>goes down like a little bitch
>final words are "Heh, there are people...even stronger than me..."
>MC getting his ass kicked
>can't get a single hit in
>MC does something stupid
>hits villian once
>villian down for the fucking count
Because it's fucking awesome
>You'll never get back to school playing DBZ shouting KAMEHAMEHA or FINAL FLASH
High school was fun
>episode preview after ED
Those are never funny and the money used to pay seiyuu to record them could be put to better use.
>main character shouts the name of his rival angerly
It's like he's never talked to a real female before...
>not realizing that driving is fucking terrifying
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I always wonder how others seem to drive around so casually when they are literally gambling with their lives every second they're on the road. Shit's dangerous.
I find it more scary because of how upscaled everything is when you drive
You move ten times faster
It weighs twenty times more
other things are five times bigger
probably didn't help that the first time I tried to learn how to drive in the local neighborhood with my sister's car I didn't realize that flooring the gas made you accelerate way faster than normal and nearly crashed into a fucking tree
Yeah problem is that women don't choose the exhausting physical work. They choose the comfortable white collar jobs.
Also it's a myth that women never worked. 19th century happened where children and women worked too. Even before that in the peasant world everyone had to work for the household to function.
Noble and rich ladies were educated ,often second only to religious/scholars (wich were the same entity until late.
It's just a different conception of the family ,where there is the household as a whole ,and not different individuals sharing the same name
Well, historically speaking the 'job' of a woman literally was to keep the household in working order. If you failed to do that as a girl, or slutted around, people would look at you the same way a dude who gets fired from his office job gets glanced at.
Then ofc there are the peasant families where as you say there was functionally minimal difference since every hand counts plowing a field (seriously I did it once during a summer studyabroad trip in uni, shit's fucking exhausting and I'm not a lardball either).
>He doesnt want a woman who can bring income.
What kinda retarded shit are you spewing?
>Guy says dumb joke that is misunderstood and thought to be a sex joke
>Gets head punched in by other girl
Doesn't get mad or anything just rolls with it. Abuse is a funny thing when it comes from a girl.
MC oblivious to the taint after him. Never end up together or when animus strings the audience to no kiss
>My name is MC-kun
>All I want is a normal life
>get three (3) angel girls lusting for your dick
>your childhood friend's original angel personality wants it too
>your childhood friend wants it too
>the literally insane but hot onee-san Seitokaicho may or may not want it
>have a loli who wants to have fun with you and learn 'love'
>asks for his normal life back at the end of it all
She's fucking insane who knows, for all we know she was literally memeing the whole time and the fact that half the actual events in the manga get retconned in the next chapter and that the MC dies like twenty times over in the story doesn't help either
how did she even get into the floating disc heaven I don't remember her being transported
Depends on how you drink, I can too sometimes but sometimes I can't for reasons I don't understand