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Anime cliches you hate

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>camera pans to the sky
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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>OP being a faggot
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>>139757525
Ayy lmao
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>IKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>freeze frame
>fade to white
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>extremely young looking girl
>act sexually promiscuous
>"its ok, she's 1000 years old!"
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>>139758553
fuck off back to /v/

this thread is cancer
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>>139756659
>Let me take these seals/wrappings/weights off
>Now I can move even faster
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>>139756659
This has been a cliché since Ancient Greece. Shakespeare did it. Hearing the characters reacting off-stage is much funnier than anything you could have actually shown.
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I don't hate clichés because anime is pretty much all cliche.
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>>139758553
It's OK even if she's 10 years old.
Because it isn't real.
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>>139758773
juliet isn't dead, she was just sleeping
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>>139756659
>villain has multiple forms
>each new form looks more retarded

>>139758773
It's not funny if it's the same "joke" all the time.
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>>139758712
That was only cool when Lee did it during the Chunin Exams. Those were the days, back when most animes weren't shit
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>>139756659
>OP posts /v/tier thread
God I hate that trope.
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>MC trips and falls down stairs
>gropes at least three girls mid-flight
>steals panties from another two
>does a barrel roll
>fucks his math teacher
>lands on yet another group of girls somehow managing to grope all of them at the same time
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>MC is in love with a girl
>Unable to confess he if gifted by a deux ex machina with the girl's phone number
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>>139761626
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>Ara Ara...

When a character says this I proceed to delete all media of that anime off my computer
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>>139763157
>disliking ara-ara tier character

You know, I think you should delete yourself from this world as well while you're at it.
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>>139763990

Its cringy as fuck and stopped being funny the second time, go kill yourself.
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>>139761626
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>Every character always canned coffee from the drinks machine.
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>>139763157
>disliking ara-ara tier character

You know, I think you should delete yourself from this world as well while you're at it.
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>Drinks something

PUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>139764277
>>139763990
fuck my internet, being third worlder is suffering
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>>139764346
Come over to the land of the free my friend.
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I lost fight with this guy few seconds ago but now I will scream for five minutes that I'm fighting for my friends and love is strongest power in the world etc and become 5x stronger
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>>139764603
Fairy tail is fucking shit
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>antagonist kills mc
>friends of mc cry
JUST
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"You suck,"
>peotagonist looks down in tears
"...Is what I would like to say, but you did well!"
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>incest
>only half-siblings
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>H-he's fast!
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>90% of the "animation" is characters nearly locked stationary with the only movement being their extremely shitty "lip sync" job that's just an open frame played over a closed frame then repeated
Ya ever heard of body language? Or is everyone in Japan so traumatized from their militaristic school system they have to stand ramrod fucking straight at all times?
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Nosebleeds
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>>139756659
Anime is mostly cliches though if you don't like cliches you don't like anime
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>anon finds out he opponent is vastly superior to him in regards to combat after exchanging a few hits
>NANI?
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>Bitchy women

Perhaps this is more of a trope rather than a cliche, but the four here need to be raped, stabbed, and thrown into a river.

>Inb4 ow the edge

Like I give a fuck.

It's the same reason why I didn't touch Himegoto.
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>>139773135

I just got a paper cut from all the edge. Simmer down and take your retalin you twat.
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>>139769945
>incest
>NBR
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I wonder if every place in Japan have this river
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"Hey"
>Yeah?
"N-nevermind forget I said anything"
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>>139772568
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>>139764145
Canned coffee is a thing in Japan. Those fuckera have vending machines everywhere and it's just really convenient to buy something from one.
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>>139756659
It's Summer
SGCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>It's a pool episode
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>>139758968
Someone doesn't live in Canada
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>>139773135
No one likes bitches but you need to work on those mommy issues anon
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>it's an onsen episode
>it's le blatant fan service episode
>it's a "enemy is defeated by the power of friendship / convenient technique" plot point

ugh, overdone!
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>>139772780
It's called budget, man. Emotional/important scenes are better animated in TV shows, and you can usually expect good animation in films, but your average TV anime episode wouldn't always be well animated.
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>it's a beach episode
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>cliches you hate
What about one that I love?

You know the bath scenes that start out with the drums, steadily growing in intensity until
>'ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOHHHHH'

It's so overdone, but I can't help but love it.
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>>139774332
>posting forced animation
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>>139774361

> 4 = fow

Someone learned English from a Southerner.
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>>139774332
Then how bout they work within the constraints of their budget like somebody with planning skills above the level of a 5 year old?
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>>139774501
>Then how bout they work within the constraints of their budget
That's where the cheap animation you're bitching about comes from.
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>>139774501
They do, that's why important scenes take most of them, they don't want to fuck up "those" parts. Most of the budget goes on the first and last episodes (to give good impressions), and any important moments in-between.
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>the so pure girl who has all her problems resolved through MC
>'oh i just want to get married and be a house waif ;("
>so pure and innocent

Fuck off

Fuck off with that right now

It's not cute. Begone with that cloying shit. But I guess this is what beta japs like.
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>>139756659
>ED
>cheesy synth pop
>characters watches directly into the camera and laughs
>freezes while credits are shown
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i hate how they nod with the top part of their body all the time
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>>139774599
>working within the constraints of your budget means producing a laughably inept product where characters are closer to boards than humans


>>139774623
Or you could, you know, have less episodes.
Oh wait that would require effort wouldn't it? We'd actually have to do work instead of being able to use the excuse of "being stretched thin" to excuse our miserable product, when in reality we more than have the budget, we just chose to waste it on 12 20 min shit episodes instead of maybe two really good movies.
But those episodes were so easy to make, and the otaku ate it up despite the lousy production values, so why not
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>>139756659
>he-he's fast!
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>>139774347
Fan service is essential! I watched dozens of shitty series with forced drama. At least I want to be rewarded with a beach episode with the usual breast jokes.
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>>139775196
The animators are paid in pennies m8. You might think it's easy but it's not. Keep in mind Japan is shitting out 50+ new series every season, the average anime will always be shit.

>more budget
That goes for voice actors, why do you think they have a hard on for idols and VAs?
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>characters that are normal survive extremely dangerous situations and attacks with hardly a scratch
>characters with regenerative healing/immortality are constantly getting blown apart and having their limbs chopped off like they're made of fucking play-doh
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>>139774361
Here's two that I love
>you died for nothing
>naming your attack
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>>139775186
youre abnormal then if your body doesnt do that
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>dramatic interaction between two characters
>character just says the other's name

Are japs autistic?
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>>139775463
>liking named attacks
That's almost as bad as when characters have full fucking conversations while freeze framed in mid-attack.
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>>139775196
>working within the constraints of your budget means producing a laughably inept product where characters are closer to boards than humans
You say this like you're being sarcastic, but it's true in some cases.
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>>139775566
I grew up on fighting games, wrestling and anime. I can't hate named attacks.
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>>139773464
Shingeki no Kyoujin really went to shit.
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>>139775509
We need to kill my father, MC-kun! For the sake of our world!
>...K-kawaii-chan
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>>139774044

On the contrary, I'm a momma's boy. I like MILFs, and love motherly characters.
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>>139775399
It's true that I've never had an issue with a bad voice actor in anime, but surely they could save on fucks m funds by hiring an upstart with little experience and letting the fame come to them.

At the end of the day, surely there must be at least one studio or person in Japan who wants to create something truly worthwhile, even if it is silly. The country can't possibly be full of hacks and nothing else right? Is Japan seriously so depressing there's not even one budding enthusiast out there?

>>139775687
In most cases it seems.
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>>139756659
> when girl actually confesses to the protag
> "What did you say?"
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>MC helps/saves/is nice to girl
>girl instantly falls for MC
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>>139776453
>I DONT WANT TO SEE A GIRL CRY
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>>139776627
>MC ends up getting 3 or more girls liking him by this method
>other character does the same thing
>nothing happens
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>huh?
>why am I crying?
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>>139776846
>after getting NTRd
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>eating rice
>HAGHM sounds as if they're wolfing down an entire steak
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>Girl gets seen naked through some fault of her own
>Attacks male characters who happened to be there

End my life
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>>139776987
>year of our lord 2011+5
>this shit is still played straight
fucking end it
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>>139776987
>MC sees a different girl naked through no fault of his own
>first girl attacks him
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>>139762023
FINDS A WAY
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>It's a misunderstanding.
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>>139774347
>two beach episodes in one season
is that really necessary
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>>139777299
everytime senpai
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>>139777299
>character has to say just one thing to resolve it
>says nothing for 3 episodes
>"Oh, you mean..."
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>two characters clearly hate each other
>"wow they're great friends huh?"
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>>139777376
try 3 in one season
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>walking a girl home gently

I fucking throw up when this filth happens.
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>>139773328
thats a canal
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>Character's speak japanese
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>>139773464
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>character is a huge pacifist until some minor thing happens, then they go on an autistic rampage
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>Female constantly switches between tsun and dere towards MC for no reason.
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>>139779190
I'm so fucking tired of the emotional spectrum nearly all anime has. All these grasps, facial expressions, gestures and moods. They are over exaggerating too much with it.
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>"She's so popular the girls even like her!"
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>>139764281
if they did a subtle "ah" or something, I'd be okay. Some of them fucking scream after taking a swig of a beverage and it just comes off as obnoxious.
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>>139779676
But that happens in real life, too.
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>>139758553
>sexually promiscuous girl
>anime

I don't believe you. Which?
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>>139780927
watch more anime
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>>139756659
>*grunting noise*
>"C-C-Chikusho...."
every time
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who's this fluid druid?
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>>139782105
>>139777135
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>>139756659
Giant boobs.
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>mc walks in on girl changing/taking a bath
>mc gets kicked in a martial arts fashion
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>Onsen Episode
OR
>MC having romantic scene with girl
>Bitch who has never even confessed gets pissed and interrupts
Bonus points if she beats up MC while screaming lewd
EVEN MORE bonus points if its the fucking tsundere who does it.

If you have never shown romantic feelings don'w fucking go and try to ruin the chances of another girl going for the MC bowl god damnit.
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>>139780927
Rakugo
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>>139773328
In the distance, the wind... is crying
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>>139776987
>>139777149
JUST HOLD ME BACK BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE. I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING HATE IT
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>Oh my dear sweet Jennifer, he ate SOOOO MUUUCH!!!
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>Dramatic music getting louder
>character about to reveal something big
>episode ends

I don't even know why I still watch anime, it's never something big.
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Middle and high school girls unsubtly fawning over each over about how cute and kawaii they are.

Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luUTnNZ87d4
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>Antagonist has white hair, red eyes, and a troubled past.
Only Cowboy Bebop I think could get away with that considering Vicious was in like what, 4 or 5 episodes?
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>>139773328
alot of Japanese cities/towns fresh water sources are from man made open flow channels so they all look similar
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>mc acquires a harem
>instantly one loli
Do they have to be there? sometimes they're just too annoying
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>>139758773
Jokes start to get a little stale after 500 years.
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>it's a cultural festival episode
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>>139782993
You prepping, anon?
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>>139776987
Hence why Hotaru is so based. Also because she's fucking insane or something.
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>>139761626
There needs to be a manga like this where the entire first chapter is just one fall, going through all of these things before he lands.
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>>139762023
nice meme +(You)
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>>139775566
>Implying the most hype moments aren't when attacks/abilities are named

If you don't think Airspace Control Babylon is some tight shit, you can just get outta my face.
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>mc looks down
>boku...boku wa!
>expresses their love or whatever
>girl smiles, eyes shake
>MC-kun
>girl-san!
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>Test of courage/seven wonders of the school episodes

I can't even begin to describe how much I fucking hate these. Every fucking show has them and they are always the fucking same
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>>139764281
>>139780796
Japs actually do that though. It's japanese culture.
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>Main character is the Main character
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>main character eats 3 times his weight in food
>empty bowls are stacked around him
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>>139756659
>MC is about to kill character everyone hates
>Thank god
>Bitch character: Don't give into your anger, how will you live with yourself?

Just do it, I swear in some animes MC's own mother could be killed and they would let the killer go
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>>139761626
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>>139776846
That fucking shit really annoys me. Thanks for reminding me.
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>that insect singing sound effect that's used every single fucking time
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>>139789564
Those are cicadas and they are everywhere in the summertime
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>dies
>wakes up in a different world
>swords and magic with game mechanics and shit
Just fucking end it.
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>>139789578
Yes, but it's the same sound effect every time and it's lazy and annoying

I pretty much dropped BnHA because I heard it 5 seconds in that's how much it's pissing me off
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>100+ replies
>Agree with just about every single one

Imma take a nap, wake me up when anime is good
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>>139789686
https://youtu.be/ehmKsPWYttY
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>>139758334
This triggers me.
Why would you skip the best part and replace it with a blank screen.
Also declaring actions in general is bad.
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>sidemouth
its artistic expression, our characters have sideanuses as well!!
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>>139782993
I swear that one of these days this is going to happen and the mc is either killed or seriously injured to the point that he needs a full body cast. Most likely in a gag anime where time can reset after an episode.
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>subverting the anime trope has become more common than playing the trope straight
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>>139761626
What is Shinji Ikari Raising Project?
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>fantasy world with game mechanics

Kill me, please.
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>mc gets the strongest sword
>always a katana
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>>139790281
anime is fiction after all
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>battle to the death
>one explains fighting style and secret attacks to the other
>says "impossible!" when defeated
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>>139774645
Found the feminist.
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>>139775463
Yeah, I never got the whole naming your attack and yelling it out deal. Why do they do that?
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>>139790336
First, sorry for the blogging.

Once in highschool one fag was being annoying with me and some friends and I told him "keep bitching like that and I am gonna step forward and give you an uppercut right in the face".
He kept bitching and that's exactly what I did.
Lucky me he was not MC.
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>>139790418
Hell if I know, the closest I could possibly guess is that like with karate and most martial arts there is a practice where as you punch/kick/whatever you let out a yell. Its the same with grunting at the same time as you throw a baseball, its just a small thing that you do to put more energy into your action. Of course we see people screaming as they punch plenty, but I suppose hearing them shout an actual word or catch phrase rather than just a feral scream is more satisfying.

Also it's dope.
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>>139789686
Yeah but they're actually everywhere, it's like getting mad at cherry blossoms existing during spring or the sound of waves during a beach episode.
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>>139789859
Th... The fuck did I just watch?
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>>139789859
Well that's one way to subvert the trope.
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>>139790514
Nothing dope about wasting time yelling the name of your already ridiculous move.
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>>>>>>Characters act gay and grope each other like it's nothing
>>>>>>>>>They get drunk off of a non alcoholic beverage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Why do you like him"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Because he was nice to me."
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Screeching how delicious something is
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>>139790623
Its not a waste if you say it before or after the attack.
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>Scene cuts to a sunny midday
>Cicada's

>Inner monologue that lasts 5 minutes

>MC passes by someone
>Inner monologue on how MC think they're strange
>While stopping in the middle of a crowd


EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>139790418
Because unlike in real life, where most attacks are fundamentally the same, anime attacks often have special properties, meta abilities, or different powerlevels for the same attack (Oh but that was just the Iron punch, time for the ADAMANT STRAIGHT). In my experience the more realistic an animu or mango is in its powerlevels and fighting styles (or simply when the involved powerlevels are low compared to how high they usually are) people don't name their attacks because they're legit just a strong kick or an uppercut.
>>139790623
Actual fights are boring as fuck to watch and pretty creepy in their silence, it's the same logic that movies use when they have people fighting with swords or brawling and yelling at each other etc, they have to spice it up somehow.
>>139790514
Unfortunately that doesn't work in real life, shouting or grunting can help but when you have to yell out a long-ass name during a punch you're more likely to run yourself out of breath and weaken your attack than strengthen it.
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>>139789859
thanks for the laugh anon.
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>>139790685
>yell out a long-ass name
That's why you have to be smart and come up with a name that can be said quickly, or even shortened.
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>>139790656

>Scene cuts to a sunny midday
>Cicada's

I like that. Especially when they add the wind chime 'ding'
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>>139790628
That being said 'why do you like [person that you like]' is probably one of the hardest questions to answer in a concise manner and sometimes the person doesn't actually have an answer
'He was nice to me' is rarely the entire reason but unless the girl is a massive M, the guy being a genuinely cool dude probably helps inb4 robots.
Like what else would she say?
>because he's hot and he's loaded
Unless she wants to summarize their entire history and relationship right there 'he's nice' is second only to 'he's really hot' as a generic reason.
>>139790785
If it's IRL you may as well just go 'hah!' or 'hmph!' because what matters is that you let out a breath forcefully. If it's animelogic then you can stand still and talk to your opponent about the meaning of life, the fact that your sister is really very hot, and that your math teacher is a shit because time stands still until the next clash is necessary.
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>Every single meal people have the first word is OISHIII
Sometimes food is just ok.
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>Some hard work or something tedious has to be done
>camera pans to outside room/house
>AYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>139790899
I hate this to be honest, like the PUHAAA I can deal with because I imagine they just drink until they're out of breath but not everyone's cooking is gourmet tier. Like, they could just nod and say something like 'pretty good', it's way more realistic than roaring DELICIOUSSSSSSS at every bite
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>>139790813

>Bell tower going off as characters leave the school
>Scene zooms out
>No bell tower in sight
>Cicada's
>Obligatory female character yelling out MC's name
>MC isn't in a crowd
>instead he's standing a lone
>MC's reply
>"Huh? Why are you following me?"
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>>139790848
>because he was nice
That's not the point.

She literally meets him once and then falls in love with him, and this happens pretty much with every girl then they meet again and "oh i love him because that one time he picked up some stuff I dropped"
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>>139790899
>eat meal
>did it kill you?
>if not, it's OISHI
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>>139790813
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>>139790418
>Why do they do that?
marketing
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>>139790915
Is this really that common?
>>139790936
Oh I thought you meant you specifically hated girls justifying relationships with 'lol he was nice to me', not the suddenness with which girls spread their legs for a nice guy
Yeah that's retarded.
>>139790949
>implying you can't yell OISHI even if it's toxic
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>>139790967
Who are they marketing it to?
Blind people?
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>>139791001

Yes.
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too many expositions
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>>139791001
There's really not that much stupid about naming your attacks, it doesn't work in real life because honestly what could you possibly do that needs a name but people have been naming axes, spears, swords, and suits of armor forever.
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>>139791001
To teenagers, the troupe is mainly found in shonen.
I'm talking out of my ass but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just all them trying to come up with something as iconic as the kamehameha.
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>Person killing hundred and hundreds of people
>MC can stop said person
>"But.. I can't kill.. killing is bad!" or "I can't kill her, I can save her!"
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>>139775566
I only like it when either the narrator or text overlay say the attack name, and nobody out loud mentions it. subverts it a bit.
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>>139789667
I liked KonoSuba tho
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>>139758915
>he doesn't hate anime
Kek.jpg
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>glasses character
>lenses are opaque and do that shitty reflecting thing.
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>Some hard work or something tedious has to be done
>camera pans to outside room/house
>AYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>139789667
better than re:zero
>mc is doing nothing special, then out of nowhere he is in fantasy world without explanation and he thinks its fine
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>>139791098
I fucking hate moralfag characters

>>139791114
I liked it too because it did this>>139790174
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>>139791188
reminds me of Log Horizon
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>MC fighting an antagonist who's set in his ways, has both motivation and justification for their actions and has been doing this stuff for years (or even centuries for the ancient antagonists)
>MC talks to the antagonist
>antagonist decides that the past 50000 years were wrong and that this upstart faggot has the right idea despite spouting nothing idealistic drivel
>mfw
>>139791138
Curry rice is legitimately a common as fuck dish in nipland though, it's like steak in burgerland.
>>139791114
Probably because konosuba knows exactly what it's doing and doesn't take itself seriously.
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>No characters are present, just physical embodiments of cliches
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>the MC is transported to a less advanced society
>immediately spams civil and military reforms
>they go off without a hitch despite being introduced in quick succession and causing social upheavals
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>>139779142
Autistic rampage is fun anon
It's generally when shit get done
No bullshit muh peace, muh ideal, muh shit, muh tameni no tameni
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>Guy enrolls in a school of some kind of fighting. >Somehow is the strongest in the school
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>MC is the specialest snowflake
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>>139773681
Is it a popular thing? I thought it was just one of them anime cliches.
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>>139791424
Vending machines or canned coffee?
Both of them exist all over the damn place in nipland, and yeah canned coffee is pretty popular. It's usually sweet too iirc.
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>Female character waiting for the MC
>In a kitchen
>Preparing food
>She turns around
>HAI
>Sparkle sparkle hearts
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>>139791477
Isn't this parodied nowadays more than played straight?
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>cherry blossoms
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>>139791405
>MC is thought of as the weakest by everyone
>turns out he is overpowered
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>>139791405
That makes sense if he enjoys it though. If he enjoys it enough to train and then enroll at a school dedicated to fighting he's probably pretty good.
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>>139791497
ironic overused trope spouting is still overused trope spouting
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>>139791405
asterisk and something in a failed knight?
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>>139791518
>not the best cliche ever
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>>139791518
>MC is thought to be the worst and everyone hates him
>By the end of episode 1 everyone loves him
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>>139791538
That's like saying your average street thug would fare as well in a fight as a professional martial artist. He might not be shit-tier but oftentimes the MC has little to no background and just goes 'lol can't everyone do it it came naturally XD'
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>>139791543
Asterisk was the only one like that.
Sure chivalry of failed knight was shounenshit and he was still op but he had weaknesses and his power wasn't infinite.
In astershit mc just had a time limit meaning all he had to do was hit the target and they died.
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>MC asks group if they want to do thing
>The annoying female character comes outta no where
>WATASHI MOOOOO
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>>139791424
Vending machines sell EVERYTHING in Japan.
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>>139791628
This shit actually happens in real life though, there's always that one fucking faggot who can't tell nobody wants them around and tries to get in on anything.
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>>139791308
Speaking of Nichijou:

>I'm the comedic equivalent of bowel cancer, but by gorsh, I'm just gonna keep at it, cuz pluckiness and nippon working spirit, ganbette neeeeeee~!!!!!!
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>antagonist talks about how disgusting humans are and how all of them are the same
>mc yells "THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
>"Ooooh, you say some interesting things!"
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>>139791687
Are you talking about the first few seconds of the first episode?
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>>139773328
Don't forget that in ancient times, people all around the world used to build towns and even cities near water sources.
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I think you guys shouldn't watch shitty anime.
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>antagonist has MC in a tight spot
>could beat him easily
>instead has to give a speech for 5 minutes
>gives MC time to scream AAAARGHHHH and manages to beat him
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>>139791668
>Group sighs as they accept her baggage
>Fast forward
>The annoying female character has JUST what the group needed to get passed a thing that blocked story progression

>tfw that's usually my waifu
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>its a school club episode

>TFW will never undertsand why jap kids want to do afterschool shit instead of just going home
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>>139763157
>ara aras aren't allowed
Fuck off Akira Ferrari
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>>139791769
>so do you want to watch Death note or uhhhhh Death note?
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>>139756659
>idols
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>>139790374
>feminist
Hardly, but fuck if I'm gonna be the only one working like a pig to sponsor my household.
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>>139791769
Most of us don't.
I will drop an anime on the spot as soon as I see a cliche I hate.
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>full versions of OPs always has a guitar solo in it no matter what
>every background character stops whatever they're doing just to stare at the MC who just happened to shout and then goes on a monologue about shit no one related to the MC should care about
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>>139791835
But it isn't a shitty cliche in that this actually exists in real life and there are plenty of girls who don't have any ambition beyond being a housewife.
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>>139777149
What is Love Hina?
>>
>gulp
>gulp
>gulp
>P-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>UMMAAAIIIIIII
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>I want to see Cherry Blossoms
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>>139764448
>America
>Good internet
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>>139791786
>MC walking down school hall after school's out
>Show STILL shots of various after school activity
>All look innocent and fun
>MC joins his after school group
>Tone shifts to dark and gritty
>Everyone is 100% serious
>Everything is cold, calculated
>Everyone has a grudge with one another


>Over fucking origami
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>>139791098
BANAGHER SHE IS FUCKING MELTING BABIES AS WE SPEAK JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT ALREADY
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>MC getting his ass handed to him thorougly
>Antagonist is smug, tells the MC he knows all about his moves, strenghts and weaknesses because he's already witnessed them before
>MC says heh, yeah i knew something like that would have been the case guess it's time to come up with this brand new move i've never ever done before!!!
>NANI
>the attack was just a super powered punch to the face
>this actually works
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>>139791846
>not liking sick guitar solos
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>>139791968
Exact scene that made me post that.
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>>139761626
>>
>Shottomatte½!!
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>>139792025
>guitar solos
>in every fucking song

no
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>>139764145
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>>139773976
I live here and i dont get here
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>>139792028
>Kamillie takes ages to kill the Psycho Gundam because he wants to get his dick wet
Prick
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>holding hands is a massive deal
>characters don't kiss until 2 years into their relationship
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>Been with one kid a few days over summer break some 10+ years ago
>Somehow still remember him
>Muh promise
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>two characters hold hands
>it's animated super well
>every time
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>Antagonist is killing various nofaces
>"What's the matter MC? Don't want to kill me? Fine I guess I'll start with [Best Friend]!"
>MC goes into an emotional rage
>Beats antagonist to a pulp
>Still manages to pull the NoKill card
>Antagonist mocks him
>Somehow MC convinces Antagonist that killing may be bad, but Antagonist has some good in him
>This immediately has the Antagonist have a change of heart
>He's part of the team now
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>>139785514
Shoereal
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>>139792055
>Guitar solo in a rap song
I fucking hate some japs
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>>139792212
>Not liking budget going to well animated handholding
Why?
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>>139792278
Because it could go to I don't know, the battles?
Or in SoL, the dramatic parts.
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>No MC, don't kill him! If you do, you'll only be just like him!
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>>139792319
FUCK OFF /v/
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>Characters are moralfags
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>>139774240
>hating on onsen episodes
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>the character in a war-torn land refuses to kill
>this somehow makes him better than everyone else instead of getting him rekt
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>MC has various powers
>Tragic accident happens
>Building crumbling apart
>Female character hanging onto ledge
>Ledge crumbles
>MC doesn't use his powers to save her
>Instead he gives a late response to grab her arm
>Narrowly misses
>She's left to her fate
>Fast forward
>She comes back
>Or she just dies from the fall
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>>139779142
Thanks for reminding me that it's finally friday, anon.
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>>139756659
>>
>Beautiful amazing gaijin girl devoted to protag-kun
>He still goes for the tsun tsun useless boring nipponjin childhood friend instead
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned nosebleeds
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>>139792705
I haven't seen them in forever though.
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>>139792385
I can't think of a single show where the MC isn't either a full blown moralfag or an edgelord. There doesn't seem to be any middle ground.
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>>139756659
>>confession between two girls
>"you where my best friend"

and
>"I am a lesbian so i'll try and rape my target of affection because thats what lesbians are like"
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>We have a new transfer student today
>>139756659
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>>139792754
Just from last season, Konosuba (he's just an asshole) GATE (he's only a moralfag for nips, which is understandable since he's part of the nip army - I mean self-defense force) and Dimension W (the guy isn't really edgy and certainly isn't a moralfag)
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>>139788467
I fucking hate when this happens
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>>139792827
>MC is a new American transfer student
>Speaks fluent Japanese
>Never speaks English
>Room is full of English posters, books, etc.
>Clearly not an otaku/weeb
>>
>transfer student is allegedly a burger / bong / german / whatever
>speaks english / german / whatever
>it not only has horrid pronunciation but is also grammatically incorrect
Every time
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>>139792941
Nips can't into English what so ever. I don't understand why it's so hard to hire an english speaking voice actor for their shit.

Should be plenty available and willing, not like there's a lack of them.
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>Feudalism is a viable form of modern or futuristic government
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>>139793035
>whitu piggu english in my glorious animoos
no thank you
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>>139773135
Delete this
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>>139786678
You should be careful just giving those away, Anon. You end up giving them to everyone in chat who does a ctrl-F!
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>>139774347
>>139775374
>>139777376
>>139777895
>Make anime about surfing and watersports
> Problem solved
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>>139793097
You know weaboos are a minority here right
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>>139793138
you might as well watch a dub
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>>139793098
Maybe I should since this is more of a character trait than a cliche, but I don't feel like it.
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>It isin't a sub
>It's a dub
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>>139793163
I would if i could avoid hearing some jap mong trying to speak english, it makes me cringe.
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>>139793035
They do it on purpose to make their viewers who may or may not speak proper English feel better.
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>MC deliberately and obviously ignoring advances of his own love interest
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>>139793035
>>
>>139791668
if you have a giant ass group of friends, its not uncommon. Just like in anime though, those faggots grow on you.
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>female mc/ love interest of mc
>only gets straight a's
>best athlete in the whole school
>most popular girl in school
>modest
>shy virgin
>busty despite being ~15 yrs old
Why is this so unappealing? I want a character, not some laundry list of japanese ideals.
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>>139792848
I love asshole MCs. There arent enough
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>character shows time and time again that he is a master manipulator, cunning, schemer
>skinny academic
>dominates physically stronger characters with psychological pressure
LOL nevermind heres an episode where he beats up four linebackers thrice his size
>followed by an anecdote of how he easily defeated the master of his karate dojo on his second day there because he spend a day watching all his moves
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>>139782993

>girl has enough power to punch mc 1km away through the roof in bath scene
>later in the series main villain makes her a hostage using only one hand
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>>139793644
What, you cant do that anon? It only take 100 tips a day!
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>Character with glasses takes off their shirt
>Is ripped
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>>139793644
Ass Class?
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>>139791786
I actually think it sounds rad as fuck.
Not some boring shit like sports that every school has, but a club for science or music sounds neat.
Better than playing videogames and masturbating at home every day.
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>>139791424
Definitely not, vending machines are everywhere.
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>>139793765
Yep.
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>>139793097
No but like, if the faggot is a britbong he should be able to speak English
Just make him not a britbong if need be but don't have the Brit go 'Coffin of Death Making', it's retarded
>>139793087
Wait what
'''Samurai''' existing doesn't imply feudalism you know
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>>139793644
>I memorized his timing, dodged then counterattacked
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>a boy falls in love with a girl
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>>139793087
The Nips still have a hardon for feudal Japan, even though 99% would still end up working to death for nothing.
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>>139793759
>He's ripped
>But he's actually fast.
I think of two franchises in the last year that did that, one is an anime original, and the other is a shonen manga that just got an anime adaption this season.
Can you guess?
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>>139793759
Having glasses doesn't imply they're not ripped you know.
>>139793665
By this logic the Nichijou girls have DBZ tier of power because one of them (can't remember) shot a laser out of her mouth that blew straight through Saturn or something after stabbing her finger with a pencil
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>>139793847
Being ripped doesn't imply they're slow you know.
I'm glad anime got rid of this meme.
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>>139793964
But being ripped usually implies strength instead of speed.
That's what I was going for anyway, not the original anon
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>>139793793
A country that's not just some constitutional monarchy symbolic weak shit, but actually has full on kings, princesses, nobility, knights and commoners with chivalry, the divine right of kings and all that
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>>139794000
The only time you'd be slow as a ripped dude is if you're either supremely top-heavy or if you have a bodybuilder physique.
If you just have the generic 'slim but /fit/ as fuck' physique you'll be pretty fast and agile.
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>>139793859

yup and that's why it works well in pure comedy shows not in fucking shonen shit with some comedy elements most of the times - it's really infurianting to watch some dumb whore punching shit out off main cast even if it's in comedy fashion to later see her jobbing in almost every encounter with an enemy
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>>139794000
Muscular strength is very closely related to speed as long as you're developing your muscles equally and naturally.
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>>139794047
That shit usually exists in places with powerlevels though, and the Divine Right is almost always something relegated to that one faggot who can solo half the cast (or the supreme mastermind who triple ruses everyone for kicks).
If nobles are legitimately ten times stronger on average than commoners and bloodlines are legitimately important, there's no reason why nobility, royal titles, and divine right can't exist
Also, this is probably common to stories in general, but the idea is that it's easier to care about single entities or single heroic / important people than an entire government. Kings and Emperors lend themselves to character-centric stories more readily than most modern governments because the truth of modern governments is that it's highly unlikely a single person will be able to accomplish jack and are hard to rally around as a symbol.
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>main character cries when faced with adversity, literally tears coming out, can't say a word, stammers for 2 minutes before he can mumble something and then scream
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>>139791835
The men have jobs lmao. Women usually want children and men sponsor them both. If the job market is flooded by women then the women would have to work as well as take care of the children.

Do feminists not get this? Do you not understand that women live longer partly due to not working as much as men? Granted, you may or may not work on chores as a part of your day but that's traditionally the children's job. Enjoy chasing the downfall of your own heaven due to your near-sightedness.
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>MC has black or brown hair
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>girl MC has known for a fairly long time and has everything in common with him in flashblacks
>still loses out to a girl that just joined his class 5 days ago
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>>139794689
Not him but this might be a slight case of 'the grass is always greener'
Being at home all day is boring beyond measure (speaking from experience), esp. before you have kids and even then it's just tedious as fuck.
Working probably seems like doing shit with meaning for girls, sort of like how kids want to drive, want to drink beer, want to get a job etc. not realizing that driving is fucking terrifying, beer tastes like shit, and jobs are exhausting.
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>>139794781
>girl MC has known for a fairly long time and has everything in common with him in flashblacks
Childhood friends legit lose out often in real life though because of that thing that dictates girls you grew up with from babbymode are considered siblings in your head's wiring and not walking wombs.
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>>139761626
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>>139794801
It's literally the same on every side then but with less pay plus everyone has the case of the grass is always greener. Thanks anon.
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>>139795060
>plus everyone has the case of the grass is always greener
Yeah that's my point.
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>>139764281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca01OhcnjW8&nohtml5=False
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>>139776846
>>139776872
This gets me hard
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>oh
>it's raining
Feels overused for some reason.
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not really a cliche but it's always bothered me when the girls are white as snow while the guys are significantly darker. They're all japanese so shouldn't they be roughly the same colour?
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> characters gaze at one another in understanding
> close up of each characters face
> "Mm."
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>>139795801
>>The perfect woman is blonde and white
>>The perfect woman is arryan
It's like, they have a history of this view... I seriously can Nazi it.
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>All foreign girls best girl.
>MC falls for the Japanese one even though she is worst girl.
Every fucking time.
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>>139795801
>it's always bothered me when the girls are white as snow while the guys are significantly darker
No, because asian girls in general value paleness as opposed to being tan and go out of their way to remain pale like some girls go out of their way to get tan.
Parasols are a big thing in Asia.
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>main baddie says to be a genius among geniuses
>fights against main character
>can't lay a finger on him because MC is too unpredictable
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>my hips are moving on its own.
>Even though I don't want this it feels so good.
>i'm slowly becoming retarded, etc.
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>>139792705
Baka to test did this good tho
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>>139796045
Porn logic doesn't count though, porn never makes sense
>lmao my car's almost out of gas
>better fill up at this gas station
>wew better let the negroid gas station man fill me up too :^)
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Kono bangumi wa gurando suponsa no teikyou de okurishimasu
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>>139796243
Fuck you, I'm hearing it.
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>>139796243
What the fuck does that even mean anyway
I'm guessing it means 'this show was brought to you by' etc etc but all I hear is something something Grand Sponsor something something Oh! Christmas!
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>>139796008
You know the facial distortion that follows is so hilarious that I never noticed the eye twitch before.
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>>139796307
>Oh! Christmas!
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>Characters go to Vietnam
>Watashi janai starts playing
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>>139796440
The first time I heard it was when I got the raws of a pokemon movie or something as a kid
I didn't understand at all but since then I just keep hearing christmas in that phrase
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>>139791424
>Nameshitter knows jackshit
What a surprise.
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>It's a post anime cliches you hate episode
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>>139796592
Its a "we've run out of budget episode"
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>It's a harem series where the MC is utterly devoid of character
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>>139796461
>Watashi janai
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>MC involved in something that requires skill
>Always either OP/top tier or the absolute worst
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>>139790628
>Characters act gay and grope each other like it's nothing
You must never had Japanese friends or lived in Japan. I get groped all the time by my friends and coworkers. We are all straight males.
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>>139797072
>We are all straight males
lmao @ u, that's what you think :^))))
no but honestly do you have any idea how gay that sounds even if I know it's true
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>>139793087
>implying it isn't
The democracy meme will have run its course soon. Give it some 100 years.
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>>139797072
A-are you cute?
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>>139797123
Worked pretty well for pre-meiji japan
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>>139774448
What the fuck is forced animation? Are you complaining because KyoAni is rad and animates their shows well? Actually drink bleach. Or go watch bleach. Anyone who mindlessly says "b-but forced animation" needs to start thinking for themselves
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>>139797177
>Or go watch bleach
But it doesn't air anymore, I probably would waste my time watching it if it still aired just like how I still watch nardo fillers
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>>139797177
>go watch bleach
You've gone too far, anon
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>>139756659
>It can't be helped
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>>139797197
You can't keep filling your life with fillers
Go catch up on that show you've always wanted to catch up on.


Datebyo.

>>139797202
Yeah that may have been a little too rough :-(
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>>139797396
>Go catch up on that show you've always wanted to catch up on.
Lad I've mastered the art of watching two episodes at once, I don't have a big backlog
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>drinks beverage
>pwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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>>139797418
I couldn't do that man. If I'm watching a show, I gotta give it my attention. Mad props
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>character is sitting like that
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>>139797440
If you drink until you're out of breath that can happen naturally
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>>139797479
But why does she sit like that?
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>>139797121
Yeah I know and I was very uncomfortable for like a week. You will never know the uncomfortable experience of a room of Ji-sans learning the english names for the parts of the body from you.
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>j-pop/rock song from some anime OP or ED having a completely different second chorus
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>japenese level starts playing
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>139785915
It's called a cliffhanger. It's supposed to keep you watching.
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>>139791098
>We can't fall to their level
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>>139797699
Maybe her butt hurts
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>>139796735
>Every harem ever
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>Anime intro
>The characters fall from the sky because adventure
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>>Chinglish
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>>139795766
so you want earthquake?
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>>139801387
https://youtu.be/ibPCLMH1NM4
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>>139785514
I... don't like this wind
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>female MC
>good at everything sport, academic and popular
>male MC
>loser and faggot

this fucking thing need to sop
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>>139774361
I really like it when MC/important character/main heroine moves into town and is put into MC's/important character's/main heroine's class. I don't know why but if they introduce a character in another way in school or harem shows I feel it's kind of a waste.

I don't know, it's a cliché I just enjoy for some reason.
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>>139791424
Fuck of lelouch
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>>139791846
>song is in a generic major key
>main cast sings in unison but never in harmony
>squeaky as fuck voices shout "Hai!" during certain parts of the song
>snare on the 4 in prechorus to get disgusting otaku to do the obnoxious "Oooooooooo..hai!" chant in live events
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>>139801679
If that happens I can't self insert. Fuck you. :^)
No but for real, that's why it happens. It's an easy trope to write and it's an easy way to make sure your stuff'll sell. Pander to waifu fags and waste of space like us.
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>>139776453
>BU...BUT HE IS SO NICE
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>>139756659
>Most powerful character in the show
>Cry like a bitch when see a cockroach
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>>139802060
Lad I'm going to have fucking nightmares the shit is that
also that makes sense, anime power is rarely linked to age or emotional maturity.
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>FUTSU grades, looks, at sports,
>belong to go-home club
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>>139760200
It's probably older than that. Captain Tsubasa and Dragon Ball did it for instance.
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>MC is like the nigga from walking dead
>all lives are precious
>antagonistic people are literally murdering/raping/pillaging the world but
>all lives are precious
>must keep everyone alive at all costs and not betray 'ideals', even if the bad guys who are beyond redemption just need to expire
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>Every "hacker" "geeky" girl must at least having more than 10 fucking monitors
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>>139773391
Underrated
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>>139802434
You don't?
>>139802523
Sod off.
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>>139802406
>perpetuating a cycle of revenge and violence
You edgelords never see the big picture.
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>>139796510
That's a tripshitter, fucking lurk more.
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>Boy disguising as a girl
This is why I stop watching Assassination Classroom, also it's fandom are full of faggots
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>Character dies
>MC fucking screams characters name
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>>139802591
>believing that everyone deserves a happy ever after
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>>139773464
filename

kek
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This is the most fucking /v/ thread I have seen today.
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>>139802060
who dont scared of cockroach?
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>Villan about to end MC life
>Standing and talking like 30 minutes about his/her next plans and get killed for carelessness
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>>139802160
sounds like Haganai
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>>139803419
Me.
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>OP
>Posts a shit thread
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>>139803419
I do, when I as a kid
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>>139803419
can you repeated the questions?
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>Weak as shit and has no experience with fighting
>"I'mma about to kill that six pack faggot over there"
>Actually wins
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>HISATSU being used unironically
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>Villian hyped up to be super strong
>fight finally happens
>goes down like a little bitch
>final words are "Heh, there are people...even stronger than me..."
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>>139756659
I just watched first 10 minutes of stray dogs and shut it down. it was filled with all the worst cliches ever.
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>MC getting his ass kicked
>can't get a single hit in
>MC does something stupid
>hits villian once
>villian down for the fucking count
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>>139793847
Charlotte
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>>139785514
>>139792225
>>139801678
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>character thinks out loud instead of having an internal monologue
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>>139794689
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>>139790418
Because it's fucking awesome
>You'll never get back to school playing DBZ shouting KAMEHAMEHA or FINAL FLASH
High school was fun
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>episode preview after ED
Those are never funny and the money used to pay seiyuu to record them could be put to better use.
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>>139794689
tl;dr the women must be inferiors
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>>139773135
>Like I give a fuck.
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>>139756659
>main character shouts the name of his rival angerly
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anime takes place in a school
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>>139806349
a boy falls in love with a girl

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S INFECTING ME
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>>139794689
It's like he's never talked to a real female before...
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>>139794801
>not realizing that driving is fucking terrifying
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I always wonder how others seem to drive around so casually when they are literally gambling with their lives every second they're on the road. Shit's dangerous.
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>>139806747
I find it more scary because of how upscaled everything is when you drive
You move ten times faster
It weighs twenty times more
other things are five times bigger
probably didn't help that the first time I tried to learn how to drive in the local neighborhood with my sister's car I didn't realize that flooring the gas made you accelerate way faster than normal and nearly crashed into a fucking tree
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>>139794801
Yeah problem is that women don't choose the exhausting physical work. They choose the comfortable white collar jobs.
Also it's a myth that women never worked. 19th century happened where children and women worked too. Even before that in the peasant world everyone had to work for the household to function.
Noble and rich ladies were educated ,often second only to religious/scholars (wich were the same entity until late.

It's just a different conception of the family ,where there is the household as a whole ,and not different individuals sharing the same name
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>>139807047
Well, historically speaking the 'job' of a woman literally was to keep the household in working order. If you failed to do that as a girl, or slutted around, people would look at you the same way a dude who gets fired from his office job gets glanced at.
Then ofc there are the peasant families where as you say there was functionally minimal difference since every hand counts plowing a field (seriously I did it once during a summer studyabroad trip in uni, shit's fucking exhausting and I'm not a lardball either).
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>>139794689
>He doesnt want a woman who can bring income.
What kinda retarded shit are you spewing?
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>Guy says dumb joke that is misunderstood and thought to be a sex joke
>Gets head punched in by other girl

Doesn't get mad or anything just rolls with it. Abuse is a funny thing when it comes from a girl.
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MC oblivious to the taint after him. Never end up together or when animus strings the audience to no kiss
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>My name is MC-kun
>All I want is a normal life
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>main character and villain/side character are talking
>finish talking
>we'll meet again soon...*teleports away using some secret teleportation skill that every character seems to have*
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>>139807907
>get three (3) angel girls lusting for your dick
>your childhood friend's original angel personality wants it too
>your childhood friend wants it too
>the literally insane but hot onee-san Seitokaicho may or may not want it
>have a loli who wants to have fun with you and learn 'love'
>asks for his normal life back at the end of it all
But why
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>>139808008
im pretty sure the literally insane but hot onee-san Seitokaicho was after the glasses white hair boy
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>>139764647
Nice meme
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>>139757525
oh my god THIS
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>>139797480
I can breathe while drinking.
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>>139773681
I remember there was canned coffee in the vending machines in my college campus
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>>139808111
She's fucking insane who knows, for all we know she was literally memeing the whole time and the fact that half the actual events in the manga get retconned in the next chapter and that the MC dies like twenty times over in the story doesn't help either
how did she even get into the floating disc heaven I don't remember her being transported
>>139808174
Depends on how you drink, I can too sometimes but sometimes I can't for reasons I don't understand
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>>139773328
and all them them having a kid/dog/cat drowning in it
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>>139808263
yeesh every thing is a meme nowadays huh?
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>-x characted dies
>s/he appears on the last chapters alive "i didn't died i was alive all the time!"
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>>139808328
>he says while spouting the 'everything is a meme' meme
yes
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>>139774361
>Berserk forms

edgy I know but I still love em
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>>139758650
We will. When you stop coming to /v/.
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>>139775566
I like it when the name comes at the end of combos with big-ass Kanji filling up the screen
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