this is your date tonight

>>139733715
I must grab a fucking book about something interesting to chart por i'll sound like a retard while chatting with him.

Dates are for equals, I'm not his equal, I'm not even fit to be his dog.

I say hello politely, enjoy his company, eat some nice food, have a few drinks, have him drive me home, say I had a good time, call him back the next day.

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I shove my tits in his face and hope he can figure out this puzzle

>>139733715
turn 360 degrees and walk away

But I'm not gay

>>139733715
Sasuga wa Oniisama desu

>>139733715
out of my league

No, please, I couldn't, he's way too good for me.

>>139734564
I'd be gay for Onii-sama.

>>139734564
but anon, he can convert matter into energy and cast faster than anyone else

>>139734564
He'd make you gay

I won't go gay for him, but I'd love to be his friend.

I'm not a faggot, and there are no straight women on 4chan.

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>>139733715

I wish.

>tfw no cool senpai to stand behind me and steady my hand when teaching me faster casting

;_;

>>139734563
you mean turn 180 and walk towards him

>>139734564
>But I'm not gay
That's pretty gay

>>139733715
But I'm chinese. Will he nuke me?

>>139734550
I kind of rooted for her. Fuck imouto, acquire beautiful student council and pass those jesus genes down the line.

But I'm just a filthy WEED.

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>>139733715

>>139737890
Nuke beijing

China


OUT!!

>>139733715
But crimson prince was better looking

>>139738602
He has his fukboi already.

>>139738637
I thought he badly wanted the imouto

>>139738667
He wants the imouto for procreation purposes and prestige, and the fukboi for everyday use. It`s a jap nobility thing.
Tats-sama doesn`t seem to be against such nice arrangement either.

>>139739090
He`d sample that, oh yes. But them cameras, man...

>>139734550
>tits
>not flat chest

Execute you'reself.