Which anime girl has the best taste in dogs?
>you will never watch her gradually get mindbroken by said large breed until she loves and begs for it
That's terrible. I'd ask her if she wanted to try after we were comfortable around each other. I wouldn't force my zoophilia urges on someone else unless they were ok with it.
cats are overrated selfish pieces of shit.
Dogs legitimately love you and want to see you. When they approach you it is because of you.
When cats approach you, they want attention. As soon as you have satisfied their desire, they leave. Cats do not give a shit about you, they just want free food.
Cat owners = ultimate cucks.
No. snek > everything. Based as fuck pets.
All of my snakes love me. They are puppy tame and I literally just let them cuddle with me in bed.
And I have several that are large enough to eat me.
Poor anon has never had a nice captive bred snake.
I don't need my property to love me unconditionally. I like that my cat has his own life and I respect that I have to earn his affection.
Dog owners = pathetic needy and possessive
>But it's my wife and the family housenigger
>It's not really cuckold in that scenario
Dog owners = mutual trust and affection
Cat owners = literally cucked by their own fucking pet, the pinnacle of pathetic beta lowlives.
Dogs are for men. Cats are for women and college age white liberal faggots.
It does not have a brain capable of producing thought or emotion that you think it does.
You are literally projecting onto your snakes and experiencing placebo.
At best it knows that it can get food and not die through you.
What state do you live in anon? When I hear the news about some guy getting eaten whole by his snakes in bed, I want to post my screencap and gloat.
Of course they don't literally love me, but they do cuddle with me in bed and love to be handled (mix of wanting to feel body warmth and having time out of their cage) and they would never harm me or anyone else.
Incredibly docile creatures. The larger they are, the tamer they are. Of course little worm garden snakes are just gonna slither all over the place, that's why you get a constrictor.
I hope you did your research mate, if they start lying out straight next to you, I'd consult a vet. Really.
I've been snake keeping for over 20 years now, and I go herping too. If you buy from a breeder, 9 out of 10 times the snake will be docile. There are breeds you want to stay clear of though, just incase. (the recent ban removed 2 of them, Rockies and Yellow Anacondas).
They might not want to hurt you, but some day it could easily go full retard and kill you by mistake.
Like this retard accidentally eating his gator friend's leg
Gators are different. Way different. Snakes are probably the easiest animals to predict out there. Even a retard could read their body language. A gator will literally just attack out of nowhere after lying in the mud for 20 hours.
Snakes can't just kill you by accident, if they suffocate you then they definitely meant to kill you.
I did hear a story of some kid dying because a giant python fell on top of him though.
>somewhere nearby explosion/gunshot/loud noise happens while youre cuddling with your snake
>snake is suddenly startled and defensive
>attacks you because youre the most immediate thing nearby and it doesn't understand whats going on except that its scared and needs to not die
>calms the fuck down and 'oops my source of food is dead'
>smells rotting body a week later
>swallows you whole because its hungry
It meant to kill you, but it was an accident.
My mother went through a pug phase once. She bought a book on pugs, spent all this time researching pugs, and finally convinced by dad to fork over all this money on a purebred pug.
That dog was so fucking messed up. He was completely out of his mind. He would shit in his own bed and sleep on it, he would hump anything and everything, he was psychotically possessive of my mom and would literally attack me and my dad if we got near her.
Eventually we had to give him away because he was completely deranged. He died not long after of some brain problem. Too much inbreeding in that dog family I think.
>tfw mom's in the dog phase
15 years of asking for one and she gets a labrador a year before i leave for college
Then she gets a Bolognese a year later
And now a year later she wants a Golden Doodle despite everyone else telling her it's a bad idea
Women are mad, I don't think I'll ever get married.
I used to have hedgehogs and they were the meanest fucking things ever. If you got anywhere near them they would spike up and do this hyper-ventilating hissing sound for a few minutes. If you dared put a finger near it, it would literally jump in a ball like sonic the fucking hedgehog to impale you, which it kindly covered toxic saliva so that the wound inflames and hurts for days.
>they do cuddle with me in bed
Do you ever cuddle the snake naked and rub your penis on it?
They don't react like that.
The only way a snake could accidentally kill you would be a scenario like this: you've got a giant python / boa around your neck, it sees something it wants to reach (like it wants to get on top of a shelf or something), then it coils around your neck for support while it tries to climb up to it, and then for whatever reason you decide the snakes life is more valuable than yours and don't get it to stop (which is easy to do if you are experienced).
No. And that's also why I could never get into that meme snake waifu, when you've got your own it becomes really weird.
Is there anything more pathetic than dog lovers?
I think dogs are fucking disgusting. They always try and lick you, they stink like piss if you don't bathe them daily, they're not even fun to stroke because their fur feels like shit.
I can't fathom how beta you have to be to own an animal because you need something to worship you and boost your self-confidence.
People pretend that they enjoy walking their dogs, they don't. It's a fucking hassle to take the thing out daily, even if you have the odd day where you appreciate the exercise, there are still plenty of shitty days when it's raining.
Cats are the only animal worth owning. Do you want to know the maintenance my cat needs? A bowl of food twice a day and somewhere a little warm to sleep. Dogs require constant fucking attention, it's a chore just to look after them, and what do you get for it? Nothing.
Never been bitten, I just find them pathetic animals.
If you've got an actual reason for owning one, like you need a sheepdog or a seeing eye dog, then fair enough.
But owning one for companionship? It's just sad. They aren't at all suited to modern life.
Stop thinking a 20 minute walk daily is going to make you fit.