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>tfw your waifu have absolute shit taste in dog breeds

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>tfw your waifu have absolute shit taste in dog breeds
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>pugs
Such a shit breed. It's absolutely pathetic.
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>>139704957
>tfw your waifu doesn't really exist and you're just a delusional maniac condemned to live alone for the rest of your pathetic existence.
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don't have many yui pics desu
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Which anime girl has the best taste in dogs?
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I like big floofy dogs to really hug and play with.

My favorites are Huskies and GSDs.
I do like rotts too if they're nice with people.
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>>139704957
Shih tzu =/= shih taste
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cats > dogs
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Can she take the knot?
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>>139706528
>your waifu will never be tied with a large breed while you fap and watch.
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>>139706592
>you will never watch her gradually get mindbroken by said large breed until she loves and begs for it
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>>139706525
bunny rabbit > everything
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>>139706792
>mind break
That's terrible. I'd ask her if she wanted to try after we were comfortable around each other. I wouldn't force my zoophilia urges on someone else unless they were ok with it.
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>>139706845
even snek?
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>>139706887
suit yourself man, i'll take the mindbreak over that any day
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>>139706525
>cats > dogs
this is a fact
t. animal expert
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>tfw Yui is the only thing that keeps me alive
>tfw going to learn to play the guitar
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>>139707216
sneks>*
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>>139707217
iktf
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>>139706525
Konata knows.
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>pug

Kill Yui
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>>139707400
d-don't kill my only reason to live.
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chiyo has best taste.
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>>139707400
no
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>24 posts and nobody posted it yet
I'm surprised です.
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>>139707873
そぅだね
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>>139709652
Go peddle your bitlasers somewhere else.
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>>139706592
>you will never be cucked by your wife's pet
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It's late where the fuck is the wednesday thread?
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>>139710399
There it is.
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>>139710410
But it's my wife and the family dog?
It's not really cuckold in that scenario.
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>>139706525
cats are overrated selfish pieces of shit.

Dogs legitimately love you and want to see you. When they approach you it is because of you.

When cats approach you, they want attention. As soon as you have satisfied their desire, they leave. Cats do not give a shit about you, they just want free food.

Cat owners = ultimate cucks.
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>>139706930
yes
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>>139706930
No. snek > everything. Based as fuck pets.
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>>139706525
this
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>>139711505
>implying
snakes are literally just waiting for the moment it can get away with killing you.
Dogs are loyal creatures that are willing to die for your happiness.
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dogs are worst because they don't even clean themselves and stink. cats aren't much better either. basically all animals are shit though.
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>>139711609
All of my snakes love me. They are puppy tame and I literally just let them cuddle with me in bed.

And I have several that are large enough to eat me.

Poor anon has never had a nice captive bred snake.
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>>139711347
I don't need my property to love me unconditionally. I like that my cat has his own life and I respect that I have to earn his affection.

Dog owners = pathetic needy and possessive
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>>139710543
>But it's my wife and the family housenigger
>It's not really cuckold in that scenario
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>>139711870
Dog owners = mutual trust and affection
Cat owners = literally cucked by their own fucking pet, the pinnacle of pathetic beta lowlives.

Dogs are for men. Cats are for women and college age white liberal faggots.
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>>139711874
I take offense to that.

My dog may shit and piss on the ground and try to eat it or roll in it, but he's not a nigger.
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>>139711683
It does not have a brain capable of producing thought or emotion that you think it does.

You are literally projecting onto your snakes and experiencing placebo.

At best it knows that it can get food and not die through you.
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>>139711870
You can't train a cat to attack niggers on sight.
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>>139711683
What state do you live in anon? When I hear the news about some guy getting eaten whole by his snakes in bed, I want to post my screencap and gloat.
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>>139711966
Of course they don't literally love me, but they do cuddle with me in bed and love to be handled (mix of wanting to feel body warmth and having time out of their cage) and they would never harm me or anyone else.

Incredibly docile creatures. The larger they are, the tamer they are. Of course little worm garden snakes are just gonna slither all over the place, that's why you get a constrictor.
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>>139712014
Why is ferret so smug?
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>>139712053
I hope you did your research mate, if they start lying out straight next to you, I'd consult a vet. Really.
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>>139712014
thats not a ferret also if you try to grab it it will bite your finger off literally.
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>>139712172
I've been snake keeping for over 20 years now, and I go herping too. If you buy from a breeder, 9 out of 10 times the snake will be docile. There are breeds you want to stay clear of though, just incase. (the recent ban removed 2 of them, Rockies and Yellow Anacondas).
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>>139711347
t.never owned a dog in his life


I am a dog owner and i can confirm you're absolutely full of shit.
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>>139712053
They might not want to hurt you, but some day it could easily go full retard and kill you by mistake.

Like this retard accidentally eating his gator friend's leg
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>>139712336
>his friend
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>>139712336
>Dude, did you just eat my fucking arm?
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>>139712336
Gators are different. Way different. Snakes are probably the easiest animals to predict out there. Even a retard could read their body language. A gator will literally just attack out of nowhere after lying in the mud for 20 hours.
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Mice are nice.
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>>139710399
Because it HAD to be posted right?
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>>139711683
Tiny as your snakes' brains are, they're obviously more developed than your own.
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Best breed coming through
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>>139712336
Snakes can't just kill you by accident, if they suffocate you then they definitely meant to kill you.

I did hear a story of some kid dying because a giant python fell on top of him though.
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>>139712519
And if you really thought that a keeper with 20 years of experience had the belief that any reptile was capable of experiencing the emotion of love, the jokes on you.
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>>139712533
This tbqh

Who /hedgehogs/ here
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>>139712533
>somewhere nearby explosion/gunshot/loud noise happens while youre cuddling with your snake
>snake is suddenly startled and defensive
>attacks you because youre the most immediate thing nearby and it doesn't understand whats going on except that its scared and needs to not die
>calms the fuck down and 'oops my source of food is dead'
>smells rotting body a week later
>swallows you whole because its hungry

It meant to kill you, but it was an accident.
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>>139712627
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My mother went through a pug phase once. She bought a book on pugs, spent all this time researching pugs, and finally convinced by dad to fork over all this money on a purebred pug.

That dog was so fucking messed up. He was completely out of his mind. He would shit in his own bed and sleep on it, he would hump anything and everything, he was psychotically possessive of my mom and would literally attack me and my dad if we got near her.

Eventually we had to give him away because he was completely deranged. He died not long after of some brain problem. Too much inbreeding in that dog family I think.
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>>139712627
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>>139712723
>tfw mom's in the dog phase
15 years of asking for one and she gets a labrador a year before i leave for college
Then she gets a Bolognese a year later
And now a year later she wants a Golden Doodle despite everyone else telling her it's a bad idea

Women are mad, I don't think I'll ever get married.
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>>139712627
I used to have hedgehogs and they were the meanest fucking things ever. If you got anywhere near them they would spike up and do this hyper-ventilating hissing sound for a few minutes. If you dared put a finger near it, it would literally jump in a ball like sonic the fucking hedgehog to impale you, which it kindly covered toxic saliva so that the wound inflames and hurts for days.
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>>139712053
>they do cuddle with me in bed

Do you ever cuddle the snake naked and rub your penis on it?
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>>139712688
They don't react like that.

The only way a snake could accidentally kill you would be a scenario like this: you've got a giant python / boa around your neck, it sees something it wants to reach (like it wants to get on top of a shelf or something), then it coils around your neck for support while it tries to climb up to it, and then for whatever reason you decide the snakes life is more valuable than yours and don't get it to stop (which is easy to do if you are experienced).
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>>139713055
No. And that's also why I could never get into that meme snake waifu, when you've got your own it becomes really weird.
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>>139713211
That's a big fucking snake

I'd be way too scared to ever have one

Maybe a little garden snake someday
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>>139712336
They are retarded
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>>139713580
Ferrets are nothing but glorified rats.
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Bunnies.
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>>139706792
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>>139713714
>turbo shitting machines

Can't even hold them for a minute without getting covered in shit pellets.
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>>139713714
foxes.
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Is there anything more pathetic than dog lovers?

I think dogs are fucking disgusting. They always try and lick you, they stink like piss if you don't bathe them daily, they're not even fun to stroke because their fur feels like shit.

I can't fathom how beta you have to be to own an animal because you need something to worship you and boost your self-confidence.

People pretend that they enjoy walking their dogs, they don't. It's a fucking hassle to take the thing out daily, even if you have the odd day where you appreciate the exercise, there are still plenty of shitty days when it's raining.

Cats are the only animal worth owning. Do you want to know the maintenance my cat needs? A bowl of food twice a day and somewhere a little warm to sleep. Dogs require constant fucking attention, it's a chore just to look after them, and what do you get for it? Nothing.
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>>139714701
t. man who was bitten by a dog at age 6 and never liked them since

i'm slightly sorry your bad experiences have shaped your myopic world view
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I'm a cat person, but there are certain breeds of dogs that I really like. Yellow Labs, Golden Retrievers, Huskies, and Shiba Inus.

Fucking hate ankle biters.
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>>139714701
Stop being a fatass.
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>Owning pets

Literally wasting resources to raise someone else's child FROM ANOTHER SPECIES. It's beyond cuckoldry
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>>139704957
Fuck you, Pugs are cute, don't bully pugs you fucks, they already take a lot of shit from normalfags.
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>>139714881
Never been bitten, I just find them pathetic animals.

If you've got an actual reason for owning one, like you need a sheepdog or a seeing eye dog, then fair enough.

But owning one for companionship? It's just sad. They aren't at all suited to modern life.

>>139715029
Stop thinking a 20 minute walk daily is going to make you fit.
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>>139714701
Don't worry anon, dogs are for manly men. They just aren't suited for a scrawny little feminine faggot like yourself. Cats are the way to go for you.
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>>139715104
I don't think a walk will make me fit, but damn you make it sound like it was the most exhausting excersie ever.
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>>139713829
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>>139713829
Foxgirls are the cutest and hottest
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>>139715080
But it's not my wife's child

Are you a cuck if you adopt a kid?
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>>139704957
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>>139715313
>Are you a cuck if you adopt a kid?
yes
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>>139715365
>redditor's first ebin /a/ screencap
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>>139712723
pugs are a shit breed this is why I made the thread
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>cuckposters
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>>139715456
I love these things
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>>139715423
Sorry for that buy this to funny some one post this on /a/ a day ago.
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>>139715389
Are you cuck if you adopted a dog?
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>>139715604
You're a cuck if you post on 4chan.
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>>139715604
Not unless you're a furfag.
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>>139715667
That doesn't even make sense.
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>>139715766
It never make sense at this point.
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