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Is "2 years worth of semen" in the figurative or literal sense? How much semen would 2 years worth be? I'd estimate about 3L if you came an average of once per day, but I don't know if that's average.

Would 3L come out all at once in one giant GLOP, or would it be like taking an extremely long pee while your entire body is twitching with overwhelming pleasure?

How much would Asuna be able to fit? Would there be a long clean up? Would she be leaking semen for days, or would it all just pour out like a waterfall after Kirito was spent?

I know it isn't canon, I just like discussing theoreticals.
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>>139673369
Perhaps you're serious. Let's look at the original text:

>もう何度目とも知れない絶頂にふるえるアスナのからだの奥底を、俺が噴き上げた熱いしぶきが激しく打ちつけるのを感じた。どくん、どくん、と二年分の精液が際限なくアスナの中に流れ込んでいく。性器が一度脈打つたび、頭の中ではげしく火花が散る。

Dated to June 16, 2007.
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Your body breaks down semen, so it would be a slightly bigger load than normal.

it would exit the penis in a big spurt, than several smaller ones

asuna would be fine, normal clean up, maybe a few hours, not like a waterfall.
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>>139673603

But that's not what hentai teaches us.
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>>139673369
>Would 3L come out all at once in one giant GLOP, or would it be like taking an extremely long pee while your entire body is twitching with overwhelming pleasure?
Let's look back at the passage.
>it flowed endlessly into Asuna.
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>>139673369
It will take some time, like 30 min to 1 hour, for the semen to settle, but then it'd all come out like a waterfall the moment she stood up, since the vagina doesn't have a plug on it.
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>>139673603
How big of a spurt? I imagine only so much can travel through the urethra.

I'm curious as to what it would feel like and if VR will one day be able to create the feeling of cumming for several minutes.
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>>139673717
>>139673369 (OP)
I'm more concerned with the fact that the chapter starts off with Kirito stating that he doesn't have any "knowledge or experience" and ready to bolt at a moment's notice, yet he still manages to bring Asuna to orgasm at least thrice in their first encounter.
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>>139674010
He is a Mary Sue?

It's a fantasy virtual reality, who knows, maybe any virgin keep going for a whole night.
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>>139674336
I'm trying to imagine a 30-year-old guy writing all this. How repressed would he have to be?
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>>139673553
Sort of upset at myself for my first thought being at how much smoother this is than the english translation.
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>>139675047

Why can't I release my prolonged years of sexual frustration into a girl?
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I still believe it as meme
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>>139674010
I'm sure he had enough coin to buy some special skills
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>>139675424

Because you masturbate and haven't held back for two years
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>>139673369
So at the point he was cumming into Asuna, he was stuck in VR for like 4 years.

Where did other 2 years of semen go?
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>>139675687

That's for another visual novel
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>>139673553
The translation is like nowhere as close as the original line.
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>>139674517
Platinum repressed
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>>139673369
only 2 years?
this guy got 15 years worth of semen in him.
try GLOPPING that!
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>>139675687
He was only stuck in for 2.

>>139675870
Translate it, then.
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Got Progressive manga volume 4 today.

Man, Argo a cutie, but so are all the girls Himura Kiseki draws.

I can only lament that they will never do SAO porn.
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>>139673369
MFW in the real world he actaully blew a huge load in his pants in his room and Suguha knows and probably was sucking his dick while it happened.
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>>139676003
>Translate it, then.
Not the same anon, but I can't keep a straight face reading the chapter. It's so ridiculous.
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Progressive anime when
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>>139675870
>どくん、どくん、と二年分の精液が際限なくアスナの中に流れ込んでいく。
>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna

Nothing about that is "nowhere close". It doesn't keep the same structure, but it shouldn't, because they're two different languages. The only point of difference is the lack of the どくん、どくん onomatopoeia which would sound awkward in english because we don't use those as freely as the japanese do.

It doesn't sound as nice as the japanese does, but uh, you're gonna be hard pressed to get a good translation for smut.
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>>139673369
>MFW in the real world Kirito actually blew a huge load in his pants at the hospital and a doctor had to clean it up.
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>>139676279
16.5 is great comedy, and personally, "TWO YEARS OF SEMEN etc." makes for an excellent punchline.

>>139676012
It's actually interesting how in the one piece of fanart he posted, how closely he tried to keep it to the original (anime) design instead of what became his Progressive manga designs.
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>>139676388
>as nice as the japanese does
Even the Japanese sounds awkward as fuck. I can't help but laugh through the entire chapter. I wish we can get a live reading of the chapter from the author.
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What's the context of the line is my question, like what's the rest of the paragraph with a line like this look like?
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>>139677109
 たぷたぷと跳ね回る双乳からも大量の汗が散る。アスナは芯まで蕩けきった顔で、うわごとのように甘い声を漏らしつづける。
「あっ、あんっ、あんっ、んあああんっ!!」
「お、俺も、もうっ……」
「あふっ、いいよっ、出して、あっ、キリトくんの、いっぱい、出してぇっ……」
 俺は激しくアスナの中に突きいれると、極限まで引き絞り続けた欲望の全てを一気に解き放った。
「ア……アスナっ……!」
「んああああああ―――――っ!!!」
 もう何度目とも知れない絶頂にふるえるアスナのからだの奥底を、俺が噴き上げた熱いしぶきが激しく打ちつけるのを感じた。どくん、どくん、と二年分の精液が際限なくアスナの中に流れ込んでいく。性器が一度脈打つたび、頭の中ではげしく火花が散る。
「ぁ…………ぁ…………」
 俺のすべてを受けとめたアスナの体から力が抜け、くたりと俺の上に覆い被さった。
「あふ……あふぅ……」
 体内に留まる液体の余熱からも快感を得ているように、時折体を痙攣させて吐息を漏らすアスナの体を、朦朧とした意識のまま俺はそっと抱きしめた。
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>>139676386
Implied eventually.

Back in the planning phase for the movie, they had a chance to make a Progressive movie, or what they're currently making.
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>>139676390
If he was wearing a catheter the semen didn't exit the penis though. It got stuck in the urethra and was later reabsorbed.
But if it happened when the nurses were washing him, well..
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>>139678336
Poor Kawahara, he's never going to get out of SAO. He's going to die writing SAO and still unmarried.
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>>139673369
what the uck? is this real?
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>>139678653
Kawahara loves his cashcow and magnum opus
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>>139673369
How about nocturnal emissions though?
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>>139679992
>pick a year
2004?
>average number of sessions per day
1 per month
>when all the numbers are multiplied out
Well...
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>>139680277
Really sure it's Aniplex/A-1/Dengeki loving their cash cow. Kawahara would probably be content if he only ever did web novels for free.
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>>139678653
Well I'm sure he enjoys writing it at least, otherwise he wouldn't keep churning out side stories on top of the half a dozen books he writes every year.
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>>139681042
I really wish that he can find a suitable partner and get married instead of dying alone.
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>>139673369
>I know it isn't canon

It sure is buddy!
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I'm pretty sure that's not how it works in real life.
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>>139680097
everytime
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>>139681185
He already has his fictional waifus. He probably married a body pillow.
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>>139681572
fuck
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>>139673553
They even tell their sexual position so I can fap better.
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>>139675947
No,
Japanese repressed.
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>>139683899
Remember to filter this moron.
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