ITT Jobbers

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>>139665708
pretty much everyone who isn't Goku

>>139665708
The entire point with Asuka was that she was weak, even though she was accomplished for an Eva pilot.

She never won a fight without some help.
>>139665880
Man, fuck Toriyama.

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To be fair, the Guntank did suck.

Asuka blows.

>>139665994
>The entire point with Asuka was that she was weak, even though she was accomplished for an Eva pilot.


She isn't accomplished if she can't do shit on her own.

>>139667257
She graduated from college at 14 and is fluent in Japanese and German. She's still a shitty pilot who can't see how shitty she is.

>>139667335
So? I knew three languages by the time I was ten year old. That's what moving around does to you when you're young.

Her college graduation doesn't mean a thing because we don't know what college it is. Could just be EVA-college, which is pretty likely.

>She's still a shitty pilot who can't see how shitty she is.
That's true.

>>139667433
>faggots who downplay her degree
>fanwanking
Take your languages, shitskin, and kill yourself like Rei and Robin Williams.

>>139665708
>this butthurt from those threads a couple of days ago
Cut the samefagging too. Shit's obvious.

>>139667533
>>139667577
>the asukafag autist has entered the thread

>>139665994
>The entire point with Asuka was that she was weak, even though she was accomplished for an Eva pilot

Asuka was outclassed and outgunned by the superior Eva's, she was never going to win and she never had sprayer of surviving

It's not because she was weak

>>139667668
It's because she was weak. She'd never be in that position to begin with if she wasn't, and when she got there (only thanks to Misato and the magic of the EVA, Asuka did practically nothing but get carried around) she even forgot to go for the cores.

She was outclassed and outgunned for sure, since her whole role in that fight was just to be a fancy plot device for the next stage. Nothing she did mattered.

>>139667736
>>139667668
...hence the title, "Jobbers", I guess.

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>>139667335
>Fluent in German
Yeah, we all remember the scene in which she got a call from her mother.

>>139665994
Everyone was weak in Eva, not just Asuka. The difference with Asuka was that she tried really hard to hide it and sucked at it.

>>139667533
Not surprising that the Asukafag is a /pol/tard.

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>>139667823
Rei wasn't weak. she was pretty strong for not only coping with the Angel assaults, but also living in fritzls basement NERV edition.

Shinji wasn't really weak either, not as weak as Asuka at least.

>>139667812
No, I watched the dub :^)

>>139667433
>Her college graduation doesn't mean a thing because we don't know what college it is
U wot m8?

>>139668004
She graduated in the college of sucking dicks.

>>139668004
She graduated in the college of being a bitch.

finished top of her class too

>>139668024
taking dicks*
Asuka wouldn't be able to suck a dick properly to save her life.

Everybody jobs in EVA, except Shinji.

Shinji OP.

>>139668004
She graduated in the German College of taking Arab dick.

MAXIMA CUM LAUDE

>>139665994
>Man, fuck Toriyama.
Is Toriyama still writing the mangoes? Super is shit from what I hear and I want to know if it's directly his fault, or indirectly, because it's apparently canon.

>>139668004
She graduated in the college of jobbing.

>>139667736
Post the deadsea cap, someone.

>>139668004
>>139668004
I bet Asuka graduated with a liberal arts degree on womans studies

>all that degree shitposting
Reifags are chronically butthurt today, holy shit. Rei might as well have a degree in getting tentacle fucked. Did someone shitpost in their /c/ontainment thread? Damn. Like I get Rei is a halfsoul meat toilet and public use cumdump for himans and critters alike but damn.

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>>139668261
Would explain a lot really.

>extreme sense of entitlement
>never does her job right
>fucks up and blames everyone else, even the patriarchy AKA gendo for liking rei more

in the meantime

>traditional, hard working woman like Rei saves the day and gets to be godlike

evangelion, the most realistic anime ever

>>139666174
kai was in an inferior mobile suit and was a shittier pilot but still did more

hayato just sucked

>>139668329
>defending a jobber and a tranny

>>139668329
>that asspain
dayum

>Rei
HARD WORK AND GUTS

>Asuka
IM A NATURAL, I'M THE BEST!

>Rei wins, Asuka gets rekt

Amazing, Evangelion is 10/10

>>139668419
Taste of your own medicine.

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>>139668329
Sweet, sweet trannyfag tears.

>>139668493
You already shitposted in reply once.

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>>139668329
Uh oh, looks like someone is rump stumped

>>139668554
>3 whole replies from filenames kun alone
Nuclear meltdown, classic.

>>139668614
Only >>139668554
is me.

>>139665880
hey now atleast when Vegeta Jobs he goes out in style

>>139668493
I want to choke that ugly bitch.

>>139668432
Ebin shitepost, le awesome gunbustah reference anime aficionado.

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No fighting.

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>no king of jobbers

>>139668649
I bet Mr. Williams choked on that rope real good. Like Rei choked on Gendong am the Zeruel kill.

>>139668730
And, even.

>>139668639
And my uncle works for Gainax.

I want to pound Asuka's ass and make him cry!

>>139669145
I want to dox you and kill you for using the same shitty bait. Go bother someone else.

>>139669228
Nobody's forcing you to read my posts.
Speaking of force, I'd love to force my dick into Asuka's ass.

>>139669340
Will you give him a reach around?

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>>139665708
>ITT

>>139669340
And nobody's forcing you to make sich shit bait and reply to yourself, but you do it anyway. So much for being a Reifag, huh?

One time I genuinely made a typo in my post and wrote "he" instead of "she", and got a real angry poster spouting abuse in my direction. I even apologized and said it was a typo, and I still got mad abuse back.

Looking back at it, I just can't stop laughing when I imagine this fat asukafag fuck going ballistic.

>she

>>139669380
Why would I give him pleasure?
>>139669432
Good thing I'm not doing that then.

>>139669564
Nice projection amidst complete bullshit.

>>139669581
But it's completely obvious you are replying to yourself.

>>139669632
I'm sure it is in your unstable mind, but I have no reason to reply to myself.

>>139665880
Goku isn't safe either
>Laser ring
Goku has a good amount of losses in DBZ, he just never lost as humiliatingly as the other guys.

>>139669674
Hella frickin erin response.

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HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE

THIS """GIRL""" HAS A FUNNY FACE

>>139669726
>>>/v/

>>139669721
>Hella frickin erin
What are you, 12?

>>139669782
No, I'm not a Reifag.

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>>139669726
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT

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>>139669867
JUST 4 U

high quality pictures of assuka getting rekt please

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>>139669929
INFLATE HIMSELF
JUST LIKE A BALLOON

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>>139667736
She didn't forget the cores, she was crushing one when she got a spear chucked through her head. She didn't lose for any reason within her control, the MPs toyed with her and then lit her up as soon as they felt at all threatened.

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>>139669974
THIS CRAZY BITCH
JUST DIGS THIS TUNE

>Reifags literally proving once more they are /v/

>>139669981
Had she gone for the cores in the first place, she might not have been rekt. But then again, the MP-EVA's could roll over her any time I guess.

So yeah, she was jobbing.

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>>139665708
Still the best girl!

>>139669981
>I'm not touching you! I'm just posting canon images, totally innocuous and not intended to bait at all!
Fuck off with your fanwank and go the fuck to bed. You have school tomorrow.

>>139665708
>she ever lost a battle
you wut m8?

>>139670133
>Lemme just reply again to myself real quick haha~
Pure fanwank.

>>139668718

>lancer

>not the jobber

it was literally his mission to go out and job against every hero

then again, assassin in zero was literally told to job and die

>>139670197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

>>139670198
>she

>>139670146
I agree that Shinji is best girl, now can you get that ugly German boy out of the gif?

>>139670197
I got you banned already on /m/, nice evasion fucktard.

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>>139670255
>le memes lmao

>>139670262
>cuntskafag is a crossboarder

>>139670294
At this point we should just dump Rei guro.

>>139670294
>>139670337
>""""""we""""""

>>139670318
At least I'm not a fucking /v/eddit piece of shit, hypocrite.

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>>139670362

>current year
>niggers thinking the "le I h8 Asuka" meme is still funny

>>139670133
They were attacking Asuka one at a time, pretending to be disabled by their injuries, and not using their real weapons until just as she was about to really kill one of them. There was never any way for her to win.

>>139670438
>her

>>139670417
Great editing skills.

>>139670438
Arguably he could have wrecked them, their overconfidence would be their downfall.

But of course, Asuka is too weak to defeat the MP-EVA's. We knew that. He was fighting on borrowed time as it is, and Asuka was more or less a comatose wreck for almost the entire end of the series.

>>139670430
>implying there's more than one memeposter

tranny-kun always reveals himself with his filenames

>>139670616
I remember it having nuclear meltdowns when I'd post archive caps with the corresponding filenames. I'm thinking it'll crack one of these days.

>>139670575
You could post 99% of the bleach cast

>>139670616
>>139670680
>responding to yourself
Loon.

>>139670733
I'm laughing my ass off at this Asukafag.

Been some time since eva-related threads were funny

>>139670733
>projecting
Ebin

>>139670767
That's one heckin cellphone samefag there. You sure wowed me. Like how you need to announce you're laughing so hard. I'm sure you are, given how you must make the thread aware of just how hard you're laughing.

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>>139670510
>he
Well meme'd bro, I never saw that one coming. Keep up the funny and original responses ^__^ b

Can mods prune this thread already, by the by?

>>139670767
I can't bring myself to laugh at the mentally ill.

>>139670773
>I know you are but what am I
underaged

>>139670693
Nice /v/ image.

>>139670896
Was actually going to bring up that having fun at the cost of someone who might actually have some sort of medical condition is mean, but eh.

It's late and then everything is funnny.

>>139670897
Of course you're underaged /v/cuck.

I'm really glad eva threads moved on from the anno is purposefully sabotaging rei autist to whatever new meme this is

>>139670952
>can't even spell funny right
Looks like you're just projectig again.

>>139670990
Oh you crack me up autist kun.

>>139670952
He probably shouldn't be on the internet.
>>139670990
You've been misspelling words in half of your posts, including this one.

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>>139670990
>low quality bait

>>139670985
>I'm really glad eva threads moved on from the anno is purposefully sabotaging rei autist
You mean "anno is totally not sabotaging rei OGM LETS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT" autist. They/he/she/it got shut up, since there's nothing rational you can say against it.

>>139670990
>points out spelling mistake
>makes one himself

On a scale from 1-10, how mad are you?

>>139671096
Probably not.

>>139667533
Mad cuz his girl is shit tier

>>139671126
And yet you both took it, obvious as it was.

>>139671147
I wasn't attcking them in particular. It's just they were in literally every thread. Like 3 years of every single eva thread having these big autist fights in the middle. It was more emotionally draining than eoe tbqh

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>>139671250
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>139671147
>how mad
Trolling is a art.

>>139671297
They should be in every thread. Anno is wrecking his own franchise for petty waifufaggotry, and that doesn't deserve to go unnoticed exactly.

>>139671330
I'm sorry I'm not actually retarded like yourself.

>>139671356
>>139671250
>>139671294
So, the defense of the defendant is that he claims to having "pretended he was retarded", is that it?

Comedy gold Asukafag.

>>139671419
Nice grammar faggot. ESL as fuck.

I want to shit on Asuka's chest.

>>139671476
I doubt he'd like that very much. Or would he?

>>139671476
I want Asuka to shit on my chest

>>139671476
I don't want to shit on Rei's chest because Anno shat all over her entire character like no one's business.

>>139671531
well you aren't lying

>>139671531
RIP Reitards. You better have burn heal.

>>139671506
He probably prefers being choked.

>>139671573
Uh, I don't think the Reifags are going to disagree there. I don't think anyone is going to disagree either, except some waifumongering Asukafag.

>>139671611
Loli Rei is into that kinky shit, actually. Naoko was more than happy to oblige.

>>139671636
Jokes on them. Shitting on Rei is shitting in a sea of shit. Of course, Rei Q isn't Rei, so she isn't shit.

>>139671531
>>139671716
>not shitting in the toilet

I guess you're all from India then?

>Rei is such a shit character even she canonically wonders why she exists

This meme is stupid

>>139671763
I take Reis in my Rei every day.

>>139671800
Every person wonders why they exist at some point though.

>>139671855
>I am so autistic I don't understand nuance

>>139665708
At what point did she job?

>>139671900
Why are you quoting yourself?

>>139671905
all the time

>>139672051
Name one time.

>>139672069
EoE against the MP-EVA's. Just fought to show how strong the MP-EVA's was, she got her ass kicked.

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Can we stop shitposting and post actual jobbers?

>>139671800
Rei ponders that question so she can answer it and do something with her life.

Asuka just figures he's worthless trash (he is) and tries to commit suicide.

>>139672092
That was just a loss, not a job. She was out numbered, out gunned, and on a timer. And the MP EVA's aren't that strong, they just had better utility in flight, the spears and regeneration.

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>>139672162
>they aren't that strong, they're just miles better than asuka
uh-huh

She was jobbing. Her fight had no meaning, it was just to show how powerful and grotesque the EVA's were.

This is straight out jobbing.

Jobbed hard against Zeruel too, she got wrecked.

>>139672233
I'm surprised you were able to read half my post, Reifag. Now try reading the other half.

>>139671905
See the picture.

>>139672281
I read the whole thing. She was jobbing, and jobbing hard.

The spears, the regeneration, everything about it makes the MP-EVA's superior. The MP-EVA's can fly and perform all sorts of AT-field magic.

Asuka is a jobber who Rei and Shinji needs to save all the time, a weak damsel in distress.

>>139672130
>Meanwhile Rei actually remarks on how easily replacable she is
Ebin

>>139672565
Well, she's a sex doll.

>>139672346
That's why you've been pushing the idea relentlessly the past few days, right?

>>139672615
No, just for this thread which I didn't even make butthurt asukafag kun.

>>139672659
I totally believe you.

>>139672941
I already know your schizophrenia won't allow it.

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>no mention of the king

ITT Bait

>>139672130
I'll assist Assuka with the suicide since he's incapable to the highest degree.

>>139673280
Make like Robin Williams and kill yourself.

>>139673224
Everyone is ignoring the OP and is shitposting about red vs blue

How many stabs until the Asuka dies?

>>139673577
One good stab should do for her, unlike Rei, which isn't human.

>>139673577
Stab yourself faggot.

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The entire Anbu organisation

>>139673577
One to make him scream, around seven to shut him up.

Jobber?

>>139675344
Means Asuka.

>>139673782
or just anyone who wasn't named. The combined army of all the villages could have been beaten by regular Madara.

>>139677344
Fuck off already you butthurt shitter.

>>139677905
I'm not the one defending a jobber.

>>139667533
that's taking things too fucking far man

>>139665708
in retrospect, i should not have made that thread yesterday which started a whole new wave of retarded waifuwars.
all sane anons, take shelter in the nearest thread and remain there until the threat has passed

>>139667823
Shinji actually wasn't weak, he was the only one who had a pretty amazing track record with dealing with the angels

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Mansukafags getting slaughtered in this thread

>>139678373
Asuka is mentally invaded by an angel and psychologically destroyed. Rei is invaded by an angel and kills herself to escape. Shinji is invaded off and on for 16 hours while watching his life support tick away until he curls up to die, then laughs it off when he wakes up in the hospital and never says a word to anybody about what he experienced. Repression is a superpower.

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every time

Asuka a shit.