So? I knew three languages by the time I was ten year old. That's what moving around does to you when you're young.
Her college graduation doesn't mean a thing because we don't know what college it is. Could just be EVA-college, which is pretty likely.
>She's still a shitty pilot who can't see how shitty she is.
>The entire point with Asuka was that she was weak, even though she was accomplished for an Eva pilot
Asuka was outclassed and outgunned by the superior Eva's, she was never going to win and she never had sprayer of surviving
It's not because she was weak
It's because she was weak. She'd never be in that position to begin with if she wasn't, and when she got there (only thanks to Misato and the magic of the EVA, Asuka did practically nothing but get carried around) she even forgot to go for the cores.
She was outclassed and outgunned for sure, since her whole role in that fight was just to be a fancy plot device for the next stage. Nothing she did mattered.
>Fluent in German
Yeah, we all remember the scene in which she got a call from her mother.
Rei wasn't weak. she was pretty strong for not only coping with the Angel assaults, but also living in fritzls basement NERV edition.
Shinji wasn't really weak either, not as weak as Asuka at least.
>Man, fuck Toriyama.
Is Toriyama still writing the mangoes? Super is shit from what I hear and I want to know if it's directly his fault, or indirectly, because it's apparently canon.
>all that degree shitposting
Reifags are chronically butthurt today, holy shit. Rei might as well have a degree in getting tentacle fucked. Did someone shitpost in their /c/ontainment thread? Damn. Like I get Rei is a halfsoul meat toilet and public use cumdump for himans and critters alike but damn.
Would explain a lot really.
>extreme sense of entitlement
>never does her job right
>fucks up and blames everyone else, even the patriarchy AKA gendo for liking rei more
in the meantime
>traditional, hard working woman like Rei saves the day and gets to be godlike
evangelion, the most realistic anime ever
Uh oh, looks like someone is rump stumped
One time I genuinely made a typo in my post and wrote "he" instead of "she", and got a real angry poster spouting abuse in my direction. I even apologized and said it was a typo, and I still got mad abuse back.
Looking back at it, I just can't stop laughing when I imagine this fat asukafag fuck going ballistic.
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS """GIRL""" HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
She didn't forget the cores, she was crushing one when she got a spear chucked through her head. She didn't lose for any reason within her control, the MPs toyed with her and then lit her up as soon as they felt at all threatened.
>I'm not touching you! I'm just posting canon images, totally innocuous and not intended to bait at all!
Fuck off with your fanwank and go the fuck to bed. You have school tomorrow.
They were attacking Asuka one at a time, pretending to be disabled by their injuries, and not using their real weapons until just as she was about to really kill one of them. There was never any way for her to win.
Great editing skills.
Arguably he could have wrecked them, their overconfidence would be their downfall.
But of course, Asuka is too weak to defeat the MP-EVA's. We knew that. He was fighting on borrowed time as it is, and Asuka was more or less a comatose wreck for almost the entire end of the series.
That's one heckin cellphone samefag there. You sure wowed me. Like how you need to announce you're laughing so hard. I'm sure you are, given how you must make the thread aware of just how hard you're laughing.
Well meme'd bro, I never saw that one coming. Keep up the funny and original responses ^__^ b
Was actually going to bring up that having fun at the cost of someone who might actually have some sort of medical condition is mean, but eh.
It's late and then everything is funnny.
>I'm really glad eva threads moved on from the anno is purposefully sabotaging rei autist
You mean "anno is totally not sabotaging rei OGM LETS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT" autist. They/he/she/it got shut up, since there's nothing rational you can say against it.
>points out spelling mistake
>makes one himself
On a scale from 1-10, how mad are you?
I wasn't attcking them in particular. It's just they were in literally every thread. Like 3 years of every single eva thread having these big autist fights in the middle. It was more emotionally draining than eoe tbqh
>I was only pretending to be retarded
That was just a loss, not a job. She was out numbered, out gunned, and on a timer. And the MP EVA's aren't that strong, they just had better utility in flight, the spears and regeneration.
>they aren't that strong, they're just miles better than asuka
She was jobbing. Her fight had no meaning, it was just to show how powerful and grotesque the EVA's were.
This is straight out jobbing.
Jobbed hard against Zeruel too, she got wrecked.
I read the whole thing. She was jobbing, and jobbing hard.
The spears, the regeneration, everything about it makes the MP-EVA's superior. The MP-EVA's can fly and perform all sorts of AT-field magic.
Asuka is a jobber who Rei and Shinji needs to save all the time, a weak damsel in distress.
in retrospect, i should not have made that thread yesterday which started a whole new wave of retarded waifuwars.
all sane anons, take shelter in the nearest thread and remain there until the threat has passed
Asuka is mentally invaded by an angel and psychologically destroyed. Rei is invaded by an angel and kills herself to escape. Shinji is invaded off and on for 16 hours while watching his life support tick away until he curls up to die, then laughs it off when he wakes up in the hospital and never says a word to anybody about what he experienced. Repression is a superpower.