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This is a Japanese middleschool textbook.

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This is a Japanese middleschool textbook.
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>>139651798
good art.
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Why do you keep making this thread?
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How did she manage to paint those lines on the blackboard with a piece of chalk?
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>>139652197
Gaijin Magic
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>>139651798
>>139651855
Why does western art pale so much in comparison?
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>>139652351
>only looking at shit western art and good eastern art
Gee, I don't know why western art loses in that comparison.
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>>139652351
where they draw more details, we draw more frames.
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From the last thread
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56215064
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>>139653138
That was awful.
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>>139653464
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>>>139653120
Technically, we just make computers do half the work
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When is there going to be a book that teaches you Nip with cute girls like this?
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>>139655928
>implying Mary-san isn't cute
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I would cum on the pages with her and get them stuck together so nobody else can see her and she will remain pure
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>you will never go back in time and get seduced by your sexual gaijin sensei
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Don't do this to me. You're only making me want to do JET even more.
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why live
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>>139656401
Look anon, I made you a list of reasons to not kill yourself:
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>>139655928
Japanese the manga way has several QTs like Natsuko, or like >>139656070
said there is always mary-san but she lost my respect when she started smoking.
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>>139652825
Most western art is shit today
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someone post books from chile. they are so horrid.
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>>139651798
Who did the artwork?
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>>139656691
Deal with it.
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>>139656579
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>>139651855
Baker-sensei is cute! Please go out with me!
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lMyKzWAWvf4/hqdefault.jpg
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>>139651798
>>139651855
>You will never have a cute 2D sensei drawn all over your textbooks to ease you into subjects.
Fuck, all I had growing up was a steaming pile of nothing, badly drawn cartoons or goddamn pictures of a multiracial group of "hip" kids smiling or laughing plastered all over.
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>>139651798
Please post more, I want to know more about Baker-Sensei. Doesn't even need to be pictures.
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>>139656727
So is most Asian art. Have you ever heard of Sturgeon's law?
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We already had the moe craze get with the times gooks
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President. Baker
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>>139656857
don't make me do it
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>>139657559
4>5>1>6=3=2>7
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>>139657559
>you will never be a cute elementary school girl
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Could you at least tell us the name of the textbook at least OP?
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>>139659770
>>139653834
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>>139651798
>>139651855
I love me some home baked American cake
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>>139659639
>>139659278
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>>139651855
>Red Sux
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>>139659961
2=1=5>4>2>3

As a whole, I like these ones more. 2 looks like a slut though.
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>>139660677
I just realized that for some reason, two of these girls are labelled 2. The one that looks like a slut is upper 2. It's also the one I ranked higher.
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>>139657559
>>139659961
Jesus Christ they all look like such
huge sluts.
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>>139651798
Baker loves the /ss/.
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>>139657559
>>139659961
boner no
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>>139656977
メアリーさん、タバコを吸ってはいけません。
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>>139651855
This is now a Boston thread. You can only post here if you speak with a Boston accent. All New England bros welcome, except those hicks from northern Maine.

Cambridge reporting in.
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>>139662047
>New England bros welcome

Red Coat loyalists, bros?

Fuck off
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>>139662133
>Red Coat loyalists
>Literally started the fucking revolution
Which shithole state are you from? Some buttfuck Midwestern state? Texas? Commiefornia?
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>>139662047
So many people living in Boston, don't really have much of a Boston accent.
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>>139662258
Yeah, fuck those people.
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>>139662170
Texas you flithy animal.

Can't wait until we secede the LONE STAR is all that matters.
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>>139651855
>ding dong people with a Bostonian accent
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>>139662337
>Doesn't actually know anything
>Pretends he knows anything about patriotism
Yeah, Texas sounds about right. I've worked with people from Texas before, and they're some of the slowest and stupidest people I've met. How do you guys ever get anything done when you're too busy taking breaks every 15 minutes to avoid accidentally doing any work?
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>>139657559
>>139659961
Who are these fluid druids?
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2cute
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>>139662435
All that matters is Texas and our oil.
Every other state is holding us back especially these Northern Communists.
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>>139662435
>Texas-hating cuck

lol
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>>139662821
>Retarded and proud
Sasuga, Texas.
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Best place in the USA we just have to kill or deport all spics then truly the golden age will begin again.
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>>139651798
I would bake 'er if you know what I mean.
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>B-BUT WESTERN ART CAN BE GOOD TOO

Non weebs need to get the fuck off my board
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>blonde
>friendly
>cute
God Japan always makes American females so appealing.
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>>139662592
>Americlaps
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>>139662843
It's okay to feel angry when you're impotent and come from an equally impotent state.
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>>139663003
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>>139662898
Good luck gringo
Tejas is ours once again
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I had a year in New York two years back.

I used to go to the cinemas quite often as it's very cheap in the states. I could not believe there were legitimately people who clapped at the end...

I truly that it was a shitposting meme
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>>139662898
You can't just kill or deport them all. How else will you get good Mexican-American food? And don't tell me any of those fucking pig-disgusting franchise/chain restaurants.
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>>>/jp/
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>>139663067
>Boston
>Literally where the best schools in the world and the smartest people on the planet father
>The entire biotech industry comes here
>Birthplace of the Country

>Texas
>A bunch of fat, lazy idiots who are really loud about how stupid they are
Good for you.
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What's with all these textbook threads?
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>>139663129
I was never conscious of the fact that it was an actual thing until I actively paid attention to it after reading a bunch of shitposting. It's truly a little bizarre.
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>>139663130
You can't that's the problem
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>>139663187
There's a Japanese English textbook that's basically an Okada-tier melodrama.

Also Baker-sensei is cute as fuck.
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>>139656977
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>>139663130
>How else will you get good Mexican-American food?

Sell my soul for food? My gramps told me only a villain gone with the devil would give his birth place up for a lunch.
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>>139663156
Your posts are hilarious, Boston-cuck. You seem really angry about all this, did a cowboy steal your girl or something? A longhorn stampede crush your mom?
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>>139657559
5 looks like an annoying cunt,
3 is best
6 is for dicking
4 and 7 are for groping
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>>139663235
waht do tehy talk about half mexican babues like they were aliens
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>>139663355
>Can't actually rebuttal a single point
>"FUCK YEAH TEXAS!"
Don't ever change.
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>>139663372
>babues like they were aliens
>were aliens
>aliens
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Minnesota here. Boston is shit
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>>139663114
Okay, which one of you fucks left their cigarette on the picture?
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>>139662047
Southie pride citywide
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>>139662898
You'll need to get rid of all your gays too.

Don't act like SLC doesn't have gays either, we both know.
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>>139663398
>Can't actually rebuttal a single point
Texans are the retards? Guess you don't attend one of those " best schools in the world," huh? At least I hope you don't. Not exactly one of the "smartest people on the planet" are you?

You also show an intense lack of knowledge about the state you unreasonably hate so much.
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>>139663500
>You'll need to get rid of all your gays too.

Must have been a socialist conspiracy.
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>>139663529
>Texans are the retards?
Yes. You did not actually refute anything I stated. We have better universities and smarter people here, I work at one of these universities as a scientist, and the birthplace of the country was here. These are facts. You've done nothing but scream "Fuck yeah Texas is awesome!"

You and your entire state are retarded.
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>>139663529
Not to butt in on this fascinating argument, but the reason he's so mad is because you're being a dick who doesn't know history.

But I guess that's southern hospitality, huh?
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>>139663572
Don't even bullshit me, 2/3rds of my family are Salt Lake City Mormons and I've been to the city and around BYU to know the city is half as ripe as Reno.
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>>139663631
That's what I am saying I don't have a clue how these fucking dregs showed up or even survived.

Look my point still stands we need Operation Wetback #2
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>>139663616
>who doesn't know history.
It's kind of hard to blame him when literacy is a capital offense in Texas.
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>>139663420
Them nips kno>>139663670
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>>139659961
60's hairstyles suck
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>>139663731
What buttblasted spic draws these?
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>>139651855
>dirty stinky ped sox fan
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MINNESOTA HAIL TO THEE!
HAIL TO THEE OUR STATE SO DEAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ5ZjYeGNHM
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>>139663731

The fetus is so aggressive it's killing the host, literal xenomorphs these wetbacks.
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>>139663670
>I don't have a clue how these fucking dregs showed up

Pretty sure they were always there it's just getting harder to sweep under the rug like the occasional pedophilia and child abuse was.
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>>139663828

We have to deport them to California then or maybe Europe.
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>>139651855
MITCHER
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>>139663670
Please Eisenhower those damn spics are taking our waifus!
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>>139663605
>We have better universities
This is only by nature of being in the oldest part of the country and being among the first universities.

>smarter people here
Objectively untrue.

>birthplace of the country was here
Again, this is only by virtue of being one of the oldest places of settlement. It's also meaningless to the debate.

We have tons of our own uniquely Texan, German, Spanish, and Mexican history. We have a majority of the nation's fastest growing cities. We have numerous impressive institutions of our own. More people are moving her than any other state. We are home to over 50 of the fortune 500 companies. We have the second highest GDP of the states. We have numerous impressive, diverse cities. We have more going on culturally than any other state bar California or New York.

Keep cheering about the Red Sox or whatever, lol.
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>>139663896
AH YOU AH GAY?
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>>139663731
I dont understand how being japanese is better than being a mexican.
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>>139663924
> Mexican history.
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>>139664007
Japs have better heads on their shoulders.
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>>139663115
>Tejas

Yeah and you will loose it like that clown Santana again.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO
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>>139663895
Good luck with that mate, you know nobody wants to split a family like that. Hell my cousin recently got incarcerated for molesting a minor (yaoi) but my aunt and uncle aren't ostracizing him or anything. Fortunately the judge showed some leniency because he confessed it all and apologized instead of lying.
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>>139659961
> 4

Tall girls in short dresses are the best.
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>>139663924
>This is only
This is an excuse. It does not refute anything.

>Objectively untrue.
Oh really? Where are the equivalents of Harvard and MIT in Texas?

>Again, this is only by
More excuses. Didn't think you had an actual rebuttal.

>It's also meaningless to the debate.
When some fucking idiot brought up patriotism here
>>139662133
it absolutely is.

>Mexican history
Didn't realize I was speaking with a Mexican intellectual. I'll let you get back to your siesta now.
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>>139663924
That's a lot of "we" for something you have no control over. But whatever, stay salty :^3
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>>139664007
They live in a productive, safe and clean country and they're smarter.

How is it even close?
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>/pol/ in /a/

You retards already ruined /v/. Fuck off
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>>139664062
Underrated post.
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>>139651798

I love shit like this.
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>>139664230
>ruined /v/
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>>139664230
>You retards already ruined /v/. Fuck off
>ruined /v/
>/pol/

I am pretty sure /v/ was a steaming pile of shit even before /n/ was created, but whatever chump.
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>>139664252
Would've been more believable if she had an Alberta accent.

Fuck Alberta.
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>>139652197
Hold the chalk sideways and write with the sides. Makes those pointlessly thick lines that benefit the blind but make the board a mess to erase later.

>>139657559
Yeah, I noticed that clothes design art like this gets that nice 2d look. Same goes with stuff from 50s cooking books and home living as well as some art deco illustrations. Makes sense when you consider that Disney's alice was probably a big inspiration for aliconism, the progenitor of modern loliconism.
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>>139664250
Holy shit, I almost missed that. Thanks.
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>>139664272
>>139664286

Epic meme. It only became shit when we got invaded by /pol/ when GG happened
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>>139664024
Future mexican history
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>>139664359
/v/ died in 2012 when reddit moved in. Not that you were around before that to even know what the board was like.
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>>139657559
why is this giving me a boner
>>139659961
2 a best. She seems like a nice girl
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>>139660446
>Red Cucks
Fixed that for you
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>>139664359
>It only became shit when we got invaded by /pol/ when GG happened

GG made it worse, but you can't honestly believe this unless you're so new that you came in around the same time as GG.
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>>139664359
>Epic meme. It only became shit when we got invaded by /pol/ when GG happened

This is legitimately what /v/irgins have deluded themselves into believing.
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>>139664398
>>139664430
It may have been bad, but nowhere near as shit as it is now
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>>139664359
>muh gabagool

Oh please fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. /v/ was garbage, is garbage, it will be garbage forever.
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>>139663750
Thats not true!
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>>139664252
would be better if the shop wasn't so obvious
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>>139664230

>/pol/ boogeyman is mean!

Shut the fuck up you God damn whiner.
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>>139651798
looks cute
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>>139664252
Maple goes on fruits, vegetables, meat, ice cream, cakes, everything!
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>>139664520
Don't drop hard G's like that anon it's really hurtful to your soul.
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>>139664520
>I should be allowed to be an obnoxious faggot wherever I want!
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>>139664147
Rice
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>>139651855
Help me, /a/, I'm in love with my fictional teacher!
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>>139664634
Make some doujins about her.
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>>139664508
Get these grandmas out of here.
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>>139664508
> tfw bouffant hairstyles are kill
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>>139664715
Even 2D girls have feelings man no bully.
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>>139651855
My grades wouldn't have been nearly as bad in Middle School if we had this text book.
Fuck it I probably would have done better if they put stupid American characters in there.
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>>139659961
>all these anons saying 2 a best
Which one? It says 2 twice. Here, I made this easier for everyone.

E>=F>>B>>>>>>>>>>>>A=C=D

Is D a trap?
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>>139664252
>Canada isn't America
Canadian education system, everyone.
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>>139664764
Good.

>>139664777
Anon you would've spent your time jerking off to it, we all know what middle school was really about.
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>>139664250
fuck i dont get it, i get the obvious metaphorical meaning, like are smarter in general, but what was the double entendre that went over my head?
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>>139664812
D is a Loli (male).
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>>139664464
No, it's been complete shit since you fucking redditors showed up in 2012.
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>>139664846
I knew about Fakku back in middle school though.
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>>139664776
>fishnet stockings on a 9 year old
Jesus christ, 1960's America. good taste.
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>>139664888
Mexican Cartel beheadings, if you're from Europe or a fly-over state I guess you probably haven't heard of those.
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>>139664813
This is probably playing on the fact that whenever Canadians travel to foreign countries, we have to distinguish ourselves from US citizens so the locals don't mistake us for retards.
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>>139664984
Yanks are nothing really now the Britbongs these guys are worse than the bubonic plague.
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>>139664902
Are those really fishnet stockings? I thought it might've just been a criss-cross patterned stockings.
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>>139664252
>Maple Syrup
>tfw you hadn't had Maple syrup in years
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>all these exposed legs
Jesus Christ what happened to modesty in the 60s?
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>>139665059
They are, still not sexy though.
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>>139664359
/pol/ is already infested with Reddit anyways. I'm not sure how that's too much worse.
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I dunno, have a slav textbook I guess. I like to post this.
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>>139663944
TODAY'S SUPPA ISU FISHU, YOU RIKE A FISH?
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>>139663500
>last SLC mayor race between a fag-enabler and an actual fag
>the fag won
shm desu senpai.

>>139663670
All the degenerates flow into SLC because it's the only place in hundreds of miles with anything approaching a "night life". Provo can get kind of bad downtown on the weekends, because of >muh music scene and UVU being "the college for people that couldn't get into BYU".
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>>139665099
>>139665099
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>>139665099
>Exposed legs
>bad
>Not being a leg-man

Legs are the most graceful part of the female body.
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>>139665182
>Yng Jr/Teen
How did they not have a teen pregnancy epidemic then but we do now? Good lord those ladies are just asking for it, I mean look at the smug on that right one there.
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lewd
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>>139664062
God damn that was hilarious, and I'm latino.
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>>139665234
Exposure reduces the allure. At least go with something tasteful, like opaque pantyhose.
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>>139651798
>>>jp
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>>139665099
This is a lingerie catalogue. You're only supposed to wear these scandalous outfits in the bedroom, with your husband.
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>>139665266
Sluts
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Do nips even celebrate Halloween?
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>>139665310
I wouldn't say it reduces the allure. Rather I would say that pantyhose enhances the allure that already exists.
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>>139662047
Marlborough here.
Fuck the pats. I like the Celtics though. It would be hilarious is they btfo Toronto in the playoffs.
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>>139665383
>>139665440
>FFXIV Halloween costume concepts
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>>139665414
Pantyhoses are mans greatest invention, aside from nuclear ICBMs
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>>139657233
I really hated those pictures. But at least they showed that propaganda and lies come from authority at a young age.
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>>139652351
>>139656727
The invention of the colored photograph almost killed art as a profession.
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>>139664062
What's the joke being made here?
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>>139665444
I don't care about sports even a little bit. It's funny when coworkers who aren't locals assume I'm heavily invested in local teams.
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>>139663306

Sounds like a great guy god bless him.
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>>139664776
1 and 5 are pretty much right out of a Rustle one-shot.
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>>139664252
A
FUCKING
LEAF
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>>139665770
They're a good talking point since most local people can't shut up about it.
I'm not a local, so the boston sports fervor is pretty annoying when it hits its peak. Nobody cares about >my teams though so I just play along.
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>>139665855
I just say "No. I don't care at all."

I can get away with it because I'm /fit/ and it confuses sports fans because they can't do the whole "Ha! What are you, a nerd?" thing. Though I work in a lab, so everyone's a nerd anyways.
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>>139665770
I like going to hockey or basketball games every once in a while but I don't give a shit about the rest, or care enough about any of them to keep up with it on TV.
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>>139665991
I'll go or watch at someone's house purely as a social thing. I've not once gone out of my way to do it.
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>>139665711
Go to /pol/ with a mexican proxy and post about Americans needing gun control.
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>>139665121
kek
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>>139666047
Can't you just explain? Do I have to go there?
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>>139665258
>How did they not have a teen pregnancy epidemic then but we do now?

Because that's exactly the opposite of the truth.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10863126
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>>139665266
2 is a semen demon.
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>>139662170
he could be referring to the war Hartford Convention during the War of 1812, where the New England states flirted with the idea of secession and allying with the British against the then Southern dominated United States.
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>>139663154
This feels more like an /int/ thread
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>>139666182
Mexicans talk shit about America being dangerous because of muh gun control, but Mexico has an insanely high murder rate with drug cartels literally decapitating people before, during and after they kill them.
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>>139665258
Nah, if anything they were more common. Parents back then, however, would go out of their way to hide their daughter's pregnancy.
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>>139666229
>come over to my house and fuck my sister

Well if you insist.
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>>139666249
>1960-1997
>1997
You realize that was almost 20 years ago, right?
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>>139663358
>>139659278
>>139660677
>>139661784
>>139664403
>>139664812

Has autism gone too far?
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>>139666488
(You)
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>>139666229
>Instruction: Let's read outloud
>I like you
>Come over to my house and fuck my sister!

kek.
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>>139651855
C-cute.
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>>139666229
Is this supposed to be a Full Metal Jacket reference or is the expression that common
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>>139651855
baker-san confirmed for good taste
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>>139651855
>Baker-sensei will never teach you about the wonders of the English language
Why live
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>>139666579
>kek

Fuck off. Those who said lol earlier can fuck off too.
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>>139666630
It's a normal everyday expression in America.
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>>139666481

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db89.pdf

Found this right after I posted the original, decided to wait and see if anyone complained about the date.
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>>139651798
Are there lewds of her?
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>>139666922

Do not sexualize Ms. Baker.
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>>139651855
>Boston Red Cucks
People from Boston are racist right?
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>>139664813
I love that the kanji for Canada is an obscure one that also means "hat".
I also love that the kanji for Australia means manly.
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>>139665266
There's literally no way the guy who drew these wasn't a pedophile.
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>>139667125
They are fags.
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>>139666630
The rest of the book is all lines from the film

I've been on here far too long
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>>139667125
They are all over the place since the marathon.
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>>139667327
It's fuck off namefag
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Engels drew this in the mid 19th century.
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>>139663003
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This is a meme 101 textbook
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>>139667215
>I love that the kanji for Canada is an obscure one that also means "hat".
加?
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>>139667508
Doesn't that mean oil or something? or oiling a car?
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>>139667401
That smug sunofabitch
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>>139667583
Are you an idio-

Never mind.
http://jisho.org/search/%E5%8A%A0%20%23kanji
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>>139651855
>Bawston
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>>139667472
Those are pretty accurate
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>>139667444
Globalization was the best thing to happen to Japan
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>>139667444
>>139667708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
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>>139667401
Preferred his party scenes desu
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>>139662047
Fenway/Kenmore reporting in

I don't speak with an accent, though. Few people I meet actually do.
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http://waranote.blog76.fc2.com/blog-entry-1506.html
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>>139667630
Oh, I know where I got mixed up after some googling. 加油 Is Chinese meaning "Come on!" or "go on". The literal meaning of it is to fill up a car with petrol.
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>>139666413
If you need a gun you need to not live in a shithole
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>>139665086
Made some oden last month during the sudden flash blizzard, and used maple syrup instead of sugar on the meat. It was fucking delicious.
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>>139667763

SPOOKS
P
O
O
K
S
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>>139667763
Is Stirner the guy at the table or the guy with the joint?
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Friendly reminder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXWDqQB3NU
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>>139651855
>red soxs
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>>139667804
I think Sarah might have a case of the downs.
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>>139667444
That's a little unfair. While Japan may have been a relative latecomer to perspective techniques, by the 17th century they were definitely exploring it, and the woodblock prints of the Utagawa school were quite good. The Kuniyoshi prints in particular show great technical artistry. Furthermore, it's also a kind of artstyle that is meant to be stylized; you wouldn't call, say, Cubism bad art, would you?
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>>139667708

I love this.
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>>139663156
This is now an /int/ thread.

Oh wait, half of /int/ hates Japan and anime/manga.
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>>139668013
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>>139667908
Guy with the joint. Also I think thats Bauer who's stumbling around with his fist in the air.
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>>139667979
Oh, yeah. I completely agree with you on everything you said. Art is obviously subjective and the image is a prime example of the cherry picking fallacy. It's just a silly image, I honestly would not, nor expect anyone to take it seriously.
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>>139667763
Fuckin' idealists. Stirner was the only one among them who bad half a wit.
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>>139667773
Sup fag
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>>139668141
Obviously it's cherry-picked, which is why it's so funny. It's the reverse of the regular NIPPON STRONK cherry-picking, which makes it all the better.
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>>139667444
someone post the one of the fat guy farting on 3 kids.
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>>139666765
Sorry, lel. Or do (you) prefer lmao?
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>>139667979
>you wouldn't call, say, Cubism bad art, would you?

Yes. Yes, I would.
>>
I want to park the car in Baker's yard if you catch my drift.
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>>139668026
>implying Japan isn't renowned on /int/ for its bantz.
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>>139651798
Post more Baker.
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>>139668353
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>>139657559
I used to collect a fucktonne of Soviet shit for years, picture books, posters etc, anything I could get my hand on.

You would be surprised how much Soviet art especially in picture books and such would not look out of place in a manga.

In fact, one little known fact is how much the modern anime aesthetic was taken from Soviet art, probably the single most influential thing for the modern anime art style is the Soviet Film the The Snow Queen, many major anime artists cite it as the defining influential work for the modern anime art style.
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>>139667979
>you wouldn't call, say, Cubism bad art, would you?

There's a lot of people that would, /a/non. Not saying I am, but a lot of people equate "not-technically-true-to-life" with "bad."

>>139667804
Their improving the translation over time is pretty funny.
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>>139668412
Oh also sadly, lost 99.9% of it when my hard drives all died on me. Fuuuuu I literally had some stuff that was indistinguishable from manga art.
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>>139664537
I put it in my cereal
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>>139668412
>>139668454
Pls post links or dump what you have.

I have a folder filled with medieval armor I could trade you
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>>139651798
I want to breed with Baker.
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>>139667909
God, I hate it when pretty girls wear way too much make up.
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>>139667444
Japan 2015.

Who is laughing now?
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>>139651798
>>139651855
>watching boresball
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>>139668474
Sadly have jack shit on me atm. Most of my surviving stuff is on the portable hard drive at my friends.

If that wasn't the case I would love to share it.
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>>139667773
>I don't speak with an accent
That's wicked weeahd man.
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>>139664252
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM
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>>139668567
Hey, um, why does the girl on the right have a drop on her thigh?
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>>139668474
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B2C6742296ABF38C2E4DF9A53642CDB56B4FFBA1

Try this magnet link.

If the torrent is still up, contains thousands of soviet art pictures.
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>>139668757
Japan is odd
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>>139668789
They're in the tropics, it must be hot outside.
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>>139668648
>not enjoy the gentlemen's sport
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>>139668306
I prefer you go kill yourself.
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>>139668789
Looks more like a stray thread.
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>>139667804
Japan bringing the bantz.
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>>139668509
I want to bread with Baker.
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>>139668789
Semen overflow
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>>139651855
she looks like boin
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>>139668845
A deal's a deal

https://mega.nz/#F!jdghVbaI!v11Ad7OEtOHkXu6GcpsjtA
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>>139668845
Link works
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>>139667804
Ms. Green best
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>>139668948
God damn. Top tier banter
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>>139668681
All is lost
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>>139666229
Was waiting for this to get posted.
>>
Why aren't you learning Japanese, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMYX_TRXaMU
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these nips have a decent sense of humour
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>>139666229
>fullmoejacket.jpg
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>>139662047
SoCal here. West Coast is Best Coast. Deal with it faggot.
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L-lewd
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>>139669577
>SoCal commiefornia
Enjoy your homosexuals, mexicans, libcuck SJWs and natural disasters.
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>>139669580
>sex has nothing to do with love

I hate this world.
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>>139669580
>ledy
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>>139669577
At least we have shit to look at rather than living in bumbfuck nowhere.
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>>139669772
Spelling it that way makes me think of Potatoes and Masques from two seasons ago.
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>>139662047
ayy new jersey is part of new england ayy
[email protected]
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>>139670102
>ayy new jersey is part of new england ayy
No
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>>139669835
Flat is justice moe.
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>>139651855
>boston
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>>139669368
Too hard, aniki
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>>139663786
>>
Why the fuck can't American textbooks be this way?
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>>139671080
Because they don't want students to have any fun while learning. They also don't want students masturbating to >>139664729.
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>>139664252
fUCK CANADA
fucking canaada fucking shit........ i wipe my ass with canada leaf. i sooner kill myself than call canada neighbor. pic related is canada falling down stairs
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>>139671407

Whoa there Aussie I think you've had quite enough leafposting tonight.
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>>139670208
>Fanny
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>>139670158
um yes??
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>>139664089
We lost the fight at the alamo, dumbass. You're thinking of the battle of san jacinto
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>>139671908
"Remember the alamo," is basically "Remember pearl harbor," for Texans.
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>>139670208
>eyeblow
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>>139664955
Aw, thats right, they do those too, I'm actually hispanic and leave in a city no more than 4 hours from mexico, so I'm kind of ashamed I forgot about those, desu~
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>>139664252
My fucking sides
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>>139671504
that's a small letter
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>>139662170
>shit hole
>texas
>implying texas isn't the best state in the country

Kys
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>>139672434
4 u
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>>139662047
Hanover reporting in
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>>139671504
>that anatomy
>that perspective
>that everything
saber is the only redeeming feature
>>
so what happened to artstyle of using thin lines in the west?
>>
>>139672503
When are we all going to meet at my house and marathon all of LoGH or FotNS or Utena in one sitting together?
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>>139672450
Texass wishes it was California. Our flag actually says "republic" on it. And it's not uninhabitable for four months out of the year.
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>>139672566
it was sexist and oppressive
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>>139672611
you're right, it's uninhabitable for twelve
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>>139672611
>And it's not uninhabitable for four months out of the year.
California is uninhabitable for 12 months out of the year.
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>>139672649
Beat me by a few seconds.

Well played.
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>>139668536
She's not pretty. That's why she has to wear that much make up.
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>>139672566
blame comic books
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>>139672665
That's just because there are too many people a couple good earth quakes and a tsunami or three should fix that right up.
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>>139672566
>he can't into lineweight
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This is an American textbook.
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>>139672870
;_;
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>>139672870
Poor MC-kun, lost to 2D.
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>>139669577
Enjoying being ruled by your Jewish Hollywood degenerate masters. And their army of Spic slaves?
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sage way too many /pol/fags in this thread burn it
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>>139672858
I have this book, its pretty interesting and goes into more detail about visual storytelling than one usually finds in these kinds of how to draw books.
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>>139674116
Scott McCloud is the go to writer for that
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>>139674204
>Scott McCloud
This guy is legit. I'm still making my way through Understanding Comics, and it's the best. So many things that you just take for granted.
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doujin when?
>>
God bless Japan, the lewds are emerging.
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>>139674533
Jesus Christ Ellen, muh dick.
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>>139674533
>Mike Baker
This had better be a scoundrel little brother.
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>>139674544
OPEN THE DOOR

GET IN THE FLOOR

EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
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>>139674638
It is.
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>>139674668
>EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
One fucking job.
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>>139671504
I don't understand this picture.
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>>139674533

I need to learn Japanese so that I can relearn English with Ellen Baker!
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>>139674737

Saber is delivering a letter via Canada Post while talking on her phone, what is there to get?
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>>139674766
But why?
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>>139674793
Yes.
>>
I am an ALT and teach english to little nip kids in Japan, ask me anything.
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>>139674741
Just think, she probably hasn't had anyone to speak English with in months. Hearing one's native tongue is such a nice little comfort, she'd be all over you in no time.
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>>139674533
I'D GO DEEPA IN MITRA
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>>139674823
How many little girls have you molested/fucked?
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>>139674823
Are you a cute girl?
Like Ellen?
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>>139674793
Because some people have more money than sense.
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>>139674793

Because she wants to correspond with her friends of course.
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Baker sensei, I....
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>>139674823
What's the ugly nip to pretty nip ratio?

I rarely see a pretty Jap, even online.
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>>139674823
Have you successfully hid your power levels?
Or do all the children mock you because you like baby-anime?
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>>139674823
Go away TF
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>>139674544
I was waiting for this
Th result is satisfying
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>>139674533
Get on the floor
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>>139674905

I've never been so ready for something I didn't know I needed.
>>
>>139674823
Fuck off /a/ Lucy. Go tie up Ken already.
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>>139674860
None, Japanese little girls aren't anywhere near as cute as 2d.

True story though, I ran into one of my high school students when shopping for loli eroge. Or rather I should day, he noticed me, and I had to bribe him to keep him from telling anyone.

>>139674874
Nope. I am a relatively manly dude (compared to dudes in Japan, I am apparently overtly manly, back home I was just a bit rugged)

I know some other ALTs in my area who ARE cute girls. The cutest is a redhead.
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>>139651855

>Red Sox

I want to dress her up in Yankee pinstripes and stockings whenever my team beats Baaawston
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>>139674905
I NEED DOUJINS NOW
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>>139675007
>True story though, I ran into one of my high school students when shopping for loli eroge. Or rather I should day, he noticed me, and I had to bribe him to keep him from telling anyone.

You're fucked, anon. The police are already outside your door.
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>>139675007
>and I had to bribe him to keep him from telling anyone.
Sounds like you need to take the train a ways away from where you teach to buy your loli smut.
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>>139675007
>(compared to dudes in Japan, I am apparently overtly manly
Do you use your Gaijin Powers for good or for evil?
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>>139675007
>I ran into one of my high school students when shopping for loli eroge. Or rather I should day, he noticed me, and I had to bribe him to keep him from telling anyone.

And what exactly was he doing there?
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>>139674544
damn anon, you beat me to it.
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>>139674934
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I would honestly say 40/40/20.

40% ugly, 40% average, 20% drop dead fucking gorgeous.

The advantage isn't that there are more beautiful women, the advantage is that by virtue of being American (as long as you are not a fat fuck or a slob) you are pretty much instantly the alpha male. Most male Japs are either old fucks and already tied down, or nearly as beta (but not as quite) as portrayed in anime.

>>139674951
read this: >>139675007
Almost blew it there.

For the most part its under control. Everyone knows I play tons of video games, but that isn't really an issue with anyone as long as you do your job well.

>>139675078
Yeah, I used to go to a relatively local place in Osaka (which is about a 30 minute train ride from where I am- Nishinomiya-shi) but now I take no chances. I go at least two towns over now. At first I tried Wakayama, but that shit is just fucking deserted. I went to Akiba once, but ended up spending way to much, and had multiple embarrassing train trips back home trying to hide what was in the bags from inquisitive people trying to get a peek at the foreigner with 20 shopping bags.
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>>139675190
If I remember right there technically isn't any laws regarding age restriction of porn in Japan. Like the companies conceded to people voicing concerns about their products and self-regulated by putting 18+ stamps and such on their works but it isn't actually illegal.

Or at least that was the situation a decade or two ago. I don't know about now.
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>>139675190
Loli eroge is just sold in the "adult" section of book stores in places that carry it.
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i remember i saw a 4koma some english teacher in japan made about her experiences, it was fun
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>>139675279

>and had multiple embarrassing train trips back home trying to hide what was in the bags from inquisitive people trying to get a peek at the foreigner with 20 shopping bags.

Just out of curiosity, how do you plan to hide this stuff from customs when you go back home?
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>>139675279
>Most male Japs are either old fucks and already tied down, or nearly as beta (but not as quite) as portrayed in anime.

I find this a little difficult to accept, but there's also the Japanese demographic crisis. I wonder how many actual Japanese cakes are out there.
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>>139675279
>white guy going on the trains with 20 bags full of porn
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>>139675007
>I had to bribe him to keep him from telling anyone.
It's like one of my japanese animes
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>>139675349
It's probably this webcomic
http://www.marycagle.com/
It's practically useless now that she doesn't draw herself cute anymore.
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>>139675126
Evil of course. I seduced a few nip women. Its not hard at all. Getting milfy Japanese ladies to sleep with you is easy as fuck. Japan is NOT for you if you fear NTR. DO NOT sleep with the milfy ladies in the town you are teaching in though. Someone did that in Kyoto last year and pretty much got kicked out of Japan. It was really bullshit SHAMEFRUL DISPRAY kind of stuff since it had nothing at all to do with his job, but for real, do not sleep with married woman anywhere in your school district if you dont want to get fired.

>>139675190
According to him he was walking to Mcdonalds and saw me enter the building and followed me. I am pretty sure he was in there to grab some sort of Eroge though. Either way its not illegal for him to do so, but considering my story above about how people have gotten fired before for sleeping around, I do not want to risk stories of me picking up loli eroge to be used against me and make me lose my job.
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>>139675279
>but ended up spending way to much, and had multiple embarrassing train trips back home trying to hide what was in the bags from inquisitive people trying to get a peek at the foreigner with 20 shopping bags.
You're not manly and scary enough. It doesn't matter how many bags I carry on the train out of Akiba, I've never had anyone so much as glance towards my bags. I'm a monster by western standards. In Japan I might as well be Godzilla.
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>>139675450
but what about the cakes tho
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>>139667472
>that "American Bear" description
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>>139675423
What went wrong?
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I NEED MORE BAKER-SENSAI LEWDS NOW!!!
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>>139675291
yeah, thats how it works

>>139675307
yep, although in this case, it was a local store that focused on selling more adult oriented software.

>>139675352
I don't plan on coming home, but if I do come home, I will probably leave it behind or sell it. Believe it or not, I shit you not, there are stores here that sell used Eroge. Basically think trading in Gamestop games, but its all porn games.

>>139675378
This is all generalizing, so take it with a grain of salt- The typical age groups I encounter are the school aged ones, the cakes who still live in the inaka with their husband, or the old ass obasans. In the cities there are much more young people, since they all go there for either work and college, because no one seems to like the smaller cities, suburbs, or inaka other than the 35+ years old.

>>139675384
yep. If I am going to pay roughly 100$ on a bullet train to Akiba, I am going to make the most of the experience and get as much as I can carry.

>>139675406
yeah, most anime stuff is nothing at all like real life, but there are some things that are pretty close to reality. General rule of thumb- assume nothing before coming, have an open mind, and be adaptable to any situation.
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>>139651798
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>>139675580
>>139675279
This makes me feel much more confident that I won't be gawked at too much if I finally do end up taking that extended vacation in Japan.
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>>139675659
The nose.
It's literally JUST the nose.
I'm so mad at her for doing it.
The worst thing is that it's more accurate to how she actually looks. She's not cute in 3d.
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>>139675450
>I do not want to risk stories of me picking up loli eroge to be used against me and make me lose my job

I totally understand that. Wasn't aware of where such things could be purchased in Japan, I had assumed there would be dedicated stores for it. That sucks, but I imagine there's really no incentive for him to go out and report something like that. Hopefully he graduates and forgets all about you without incident.
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>>139662047
Maine here.

Fuck you, we're only good part of it.
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>>139675660
Have you been keeping up with your studies?
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>>139675684
How often do you go sing karaoke?
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>>139675709
>She's not cute in 3d
>cute
>3d
I don't know what you expected, Anon.
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>>139675803
MORE!!!
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>>139674544
>>139674905
>>139675803
God I fucking love Japan
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>>139675831
I'll say it a different way, she's not even at all attractive. Even in terms of 3d disgustingness, she's pretty bad.
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Baker-sensei anime when?
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>>139675701
they will either stare or ignore you. Those are the two modes of Japanese passerby, there is no inbetween.

But you dont have to worry, they wont interrupt you or get in your way, just stare and try to figure out what you are doing.

>>139675768
I think he was mostly using it as an opportunity to poke fun at me. I do not think he understands how much such a thing might damage my situation though.

>>139675580
You here too? What prefecture do you live in? Maybe we could meet up sometime?
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>>139675580
>I'm a monster by western standards. In Japan I might as well be Godzilla.

How big that? I'm 6'2" and I consider that above average.

If I had to list my reasons for wanting to go to Japan, this would be one of them.
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>>139651798

why is this gaijin sensei so flat.
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>>139675925
I'll mostly be sitting in a bath or on a train or taking pictures, so it won't be hard for them to figure out.
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>>139675928
I'm 6'5'', you have no idea how much I want to travel around Asia just to fuck with a population that tiny.
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>>139675803
Baker-s-sensei...
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>>139651855
Good taste in cities
Good taste in baseball teams
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>>139662047
Ohio here, I'm glad you got bombed by two little mudslime ruskies, bunch of fucked mouth irish you are.

Learn to talk right.
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>>139659961
>Size 8
>Breast 27
>Girls
What?
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>>139675971
Im 6'4. Been living in tokyo for a year. The reactions are still hilarious
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>>139676026
Old measuring standards.
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>>139674533
I feel like I'm reading Kiniro Mosaic, except the blonde gaijin is a teacher and not a student.

And of course from New England, and not Old England.
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>>139675925
>You here too? What prefecture do you live in? Maybe we could meet up sometime?
In the middle of Tokyo, but I've met a lot of ALTs, and you strike me as the somewhat sleazy whiteguy who comes solely for the porn and to try to fool around with married women/choroi joshi on the streets type. I don't really want to hang out with you.

>>139675928
It's not so much the height as it is the large muscles and aggressive beard. They just don't have people that are that manly here.
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>>139674544
For the love of god, she's still fresh out the oven.
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>>139662898
Isn't it past your bed time you mormon?
Go change into you special pajamas and go to bed.
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>>139675996
>Everyone from Boston is Irish
>Being glad that innocent people died in a terrorist attack in your own fucking country of all places
I knew you were one of the stupider trips here, but holy shit.
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>>139676069
>I don't really want to hang out with you.
A public rejection!
This is just like one of my anime!
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>>139675996
>Ohio
Have fun in your irrelevant flyover state.
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>>139676115
If it took the death of an innocent person to get rid of a person with a boston accent, well.....
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