This is your swimming teacher tonight.

I wish I knew how to swim.
It's probably a useful skill.

>>139047853
I wish I didn't, so she could teach me...everything, and more.

>>139047781
I'm skinny so i wouldn't even bother attending.

Doggy paddle.

>>139047781
Can I have Kumin instead?

>>139047909
>more
Explain further

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>>139048072
shh senpai is sleeping

My swimming teacher will always be Light Yagami, fuck you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

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>>139047781
Okay. But first I will get her to change.

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Why aren't there more Shinkas in anime?

Fuck you, I held the record for 100 free back in high school.

If I take my swimmies off, will I die?

>>139047853
Just jump into a pool. You don't need a teacher.

>>139050267
Yeah, of embarrassment after she laughs at your incompetent tiny pecker.

>>139047853
Same

>>139050267

It would be extremely embarrassing...

>>139050382
Why would she see my pecker?
Swimmies don't go anywhere near my sperm worm.

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>>139050368
This. The reason babies and small children are taught how to swim is because they are young and act like retards. Any teenager or adult should be smart enough to know that when you're in water, you will naturally keep afloat by by plunging UP. Now!? Who would have thought that physics work like that?

Now come on. I'm not expecting physical or mental disabilities to know how to swim right away. But surely anybody who with a slight brain should know how to "stay up" if it's there first time swimming.

Can anybody who has/had trouble swimming please explain the problem to me. Is it because you start to panic or what?

>>139050848
I can swim but when I couldn't it was due to panic