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Would you risk you life to fight legions of hellspawn only for the rest of your party to fawn over the other guy after every battle?
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really depends how much credit I get in general

MC can have the party of girls but if I still get famous as a hero I can still pick and choose between most of humanity

hell maybe use my eligible bachelorhood as a bargaining chip to gain noble status.
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>>138955255
It's his fault for being a fag and returning home when he already got himself a harem once.
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>>138955255
>Would you risk you life to fight legions of hellspawn only for the rest of your party to fawn over the other guy after every battle?
Depends on my treatment and other prospects.
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>>138956299
This. It also depends on how the team treats me. I hate when the team chooses the second guy as a constant butt-monkey and never gives him any respect.
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>>138956515
I don't even care about how the heroes treat me

they can treat me like dirt so long as "was a part of the party of legend" is on my resume I'm cool

1 or 5 years of bullshit for an entire life where the rest of the human race is fawning over me, and since they know the hero is married to his harem that leaves every other girl in the kingdom to go for me.

If even society at large treats me like a joke then fuck it I'm out.
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That ends with me becoming the new demon lord, i know my shit.

Lets do it.
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>>138956515
>sitting around that cliche after battle campfire
>3 girls stuck to the other dude like glue
>trying to do the "aaaaaaah~" thing with your precious rations
>meanwhile you're doing inventory and item maintenance on the adjacent log
>even though you're closer to the fire you've never felt so cold

>wake up at 2 am
>magic camp proximity alarm you set up is going off
>gear up
>go to wake up the others
>no one is there
>they tripped the alarm while having a orgy in bushes
>you go back to your sleeping bag
>a single tear down your cheek

>wake up in the morning
>they're sharing a sleeping bag
>they're all clinging to him in that cute anime cliche way
>decide you'll be the bigger man and take give them time to wake up on their own
>it's getting late
>you need to start adventuring soon
>check in on him
>he's getting a morning blowjob
>they call you a gross voyeur and stare daggers at you the rest of the day
>yfw nobody congratulates you on lvling up
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>>138955255
Let him have his harem, I'll be too busy with the female BBEG turned love interest after I had beaten her demonic ass with all the training I've gotten from being sexual frustrated from the journey.
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>>138956869
This anon knows what's up.
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Part II

>ignore party members from them on
>start leveling up your own shit to fight demons
>begin taking on the demons by yourself
>party doesn't notice you do it since they are too busy with the MC
>you'll show em up by taking on one of the main elites
>fight elite
>get ass kicked
>MC defeats elite but not without the elite throwing a curse at you
>you fall unconscious
>you wake up as a loli
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>>138955255
>adventuring with bitches and whores
>being strong enough to defeat demon lord

Pick one and only one
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>>138957251
This. Ditch the shit party and join a party of bros. Relationshit drama will only drag the party down.
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That`s what I loved about New Saga. Everyone making fun of side-hero when suddenly it`s revealed he is the strongest in the group. Shit was cash.
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>>138957357
Become the Yakushoku Distpiari guy instead.
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>>138955255
Source?
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>>138957662
If you don't already know it's to good for you.
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>>138957387
Except in this scenario you're the strongest dude butt monkey while your best friend has sex with your mutual childhood friend and elf girl.
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>>138957791
If it means I get to be filthy rich and strong as fuck I don`t really care about the childhood friend or the elf.
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Imagine going through several years of dealing with this kind of shit, and after defeating the demonlord and saving the land the other guy gets most if not, all of the benefits despite not really doing much.

After all that happened, you get to travel out to another country just to get away from it all. And the hero sad that his "friend"(aka you) had left, so he goes on to search you. Bring along his harem and all.

And when he finds you, his harem party is now in the triple digits. And he won't leave you alone no matter what.
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>>138957983
Absolutely fiendish
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>>138957864
You are a bigger man than I.
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>>138956869
female demon lords are the best, bonus points for blood feud, the hate sex will be glorious
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>>138956869
Could I create a harem of demon girls? If so, I continue to live in the demon realm and take over eventually. If not, kill the Lord and go home to money and fame. Win win.
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>>138955255
Fuck no, I'd embrace the dark side and play real life Dungeon Keeper with those goddamn adventuring pests.
Those fucking murderhobos do nothing but burglarize everywhere, break things, steal shit and kill endangered species.

Also according to my chinese cartoons, nine times out of ten Maou-sama will be a lovely and cute miracle of the universe.
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>>138958200
I would stay in the demon realm and start a new life as King or at least try to work to take over all of the realm. I need my fame and fortune.
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>>138957983
Eh, at least someone cares about me enough to uproot his life and drag his entire harem across the continent to find me.
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>>138956783
underrated post
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>>138955255
It depends how much gold and how many concubines I would be paid with. If both are acceptable, then MC can keep his harem of girls that will probably end up dying for his sake anyways. >>138956299 has the right idea, but >>138956783 would be pretty miserable in reality, even if the reward afterwards would be pretty good.

>>138957611
>Yakushoku Distpiari

Looks deliciously edgy, picked up.
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>>138958200
Then let him handle every other world-ending crisis. I have a female demonic BBEG that I have to hate-fuck into being good here.
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>>138957983
You mean that, despite the harem, he's actually gay for you?
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>>138958392
>>138958554
>tfw his harem bullies you like you're love rival-chan
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>>138957983
Uh perhaps the one he wants is not a member of his harem, but you?
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>>138958392
The thing is, after you try to get away from the problem. He brings it straight too you, like unintentionally rubbing the salt in your wound.

>>138958554
No, its 'muh friendship' type of thing. Where you're not allowed to distance yourself from the group.
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>>138958392
That's something only a bro would do. An obnoxious harem lead bro, but a bro nonetheless.
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>>138958699
The solution is to have a wizard turn me into a girl, then become the #1 in his harem. That will show those bitches.
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>the protagonist is super handsome and gathers bitches like burdock on the roads
>is actually gay for the sole male member of the group
Fund it.
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>>138955255
I would suggest to him to kill or kick all the females from the party before they would start a deathmatch for him in the middle of the boss fight.
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>>138958811
>the male member of the group is secretly a girl but all the other girls hate him
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I would just say to everyone that did nothing that they are all dumbasses that did nothing and say that without me, they wouldn't last a couple days without me and just watch the disaster flow as I fix the problem right in front of them and flip them off. Then leave.
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>>138958790
>>138958640
combine these two
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>>138958885
I'm so mad at Shiro no Koukoku.
>chop of waifu's arm
>"wow a girl was actually dealt a non-reversible injury, that's something new"
>nope
>she regrows a fucking arm
>because muh dragon
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>>138955255
while I'm defeating enemies and getting stronger, mr perfect will be relying on his harem for protection, once I level up enough I'll just leave the party and take on the demon king solo.
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Imagine being the sole male party member in this guy's party. His harem couldn't even fit on the fucking page.
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>>138959057
>Implying he won't get some super powerup from a godlike being just cause.
>Implying they won't be cheering his name despite you were the one that killed the demon king.
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>>138959057
>"Where did whatshisname go?"
>"I think he said something about soloing the demon lord..."
>"Oh well, wanna have sex while we wait and see if he lives or not?"
>"Yeah sure."
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>>138955255
Depends. Can I join the MC's harem and will I get sexy time with him?
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>>138958969
>the harem lead is also secretly a girl
>all the girls were secretly traps
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Easy. You use the party members as a literal meatshield by grabbing them and the "hero" too.
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>>138959158
>all those girls
>still dies virgin because shonen
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>>138955255
Would go to war so my friend can get his waifu
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>>138955255
I'd probably change parties, just because I don't want my adventures to end. I mean, either I'll have to heroically sacrifice myself for the MC and his main girl, or I'll get to live in a world where MC gets all the glory, yet adventuring doesn't work anymore. Also, I highly doubt that I'd be missed, if it's three women with one man they won't care about me at all.

Becoming demon lord or demon lords second in command is also an acceptable answer.
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>>138959183
Oh man, I just realize how shitty it must be to be the token male team member of a SI reincarnation story.
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>>138956783
>harem can't partake in the final confrontation
>on maternity leave
>you and the harem protag get zerg rushed by high-ranking demons
>HP down to 10/999
>harem protag has been fighting loyally to protect you
>your opinion of him is starting to get better
>you're both bleeding out
>about to be killed
>"Well it looks like this is it friend...Let's go out with a bang!"
>you begin your final gambit, wildly slashes at all surrounding foes
>"No! I can't die here! They're all waiting for me!"
>his 3 Wedding Rings of Magic Resonance glow
>his feelings resonate with his harem's to conjure an impromptu 1-man teleportation spell
>"I'm sorry, it looks like my journey isn't done yet."
>"I'll never forget your sacrifice u-uh ...Yuusha-san!"
>"I promise I'll fufill your dream and slay the demon lord once and for all!"
>you're dumbstruck
>even the demons are rather dumbstruck
>though that doesn't stop them from gouging out your eyes and raping your eye sockets

>tfw your only dream was to get some fantasy puss
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>>138955255
Obviously I would get with the Demon Lord (Female), fuck those guys.
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>>138960107
This. It's been proven that Demon Lord is best girl.
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>>138960103
nah that's when you demons offer you to join their side to get revenge.
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>>138960154
Anon, in these types of stories, you only end up jobbing to show off how much more powerful the harem MC has gotten, and somehow managed to redeem you by beating the shit out of you. You never join evil when the story has a MC and you're not it. Unless it's a hentai, you will only make things worse for yourself.
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>>138960146
I thought it was funny how Female Knight was added to make it a bigamy obviously out of pity.
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fight the guy and rape his harem
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Isn't that just Grimgar?
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>>138960275
How's your new dullahan holding up Aur-sama?
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I get my part of the rewards right?
While he lives his LN/VN lifestyle, I'll just invest the rewards of that great adventure, get into real estate, maybe some heavy industries or farming shit depending on the setting, find a cute local girl, have a nice stable relationship, eventually a loving family.

Why be the hero surrounded by drama when you can start your own legit lasting legacy.

I guess the analogy would be that I'd prefer being a succesful businessman instead of a rockstar.

Or go full asshole and kill him in the end, keep demon lord who's a girl, enslave the harem, make them submit to the pleasure of your evilness and dick, and since you were a hero once you can either:
pull a political negotation and either stalemate or some paceful agreement with the other nations and become a lord
decide to be a demon lord with the advantage of knowing how the other side works so they can't get ahead of you
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>>138960275
You'd just get killed, it's the MC you're going against man.
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>>138960231
This.
>'redeemed'
Even after getting your ass handed to you, the others are never going to like you. And on top of that they may spread rumors about you everywhere you go, so any potential of even getting with a peasant girl would be thrown out the window.
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>>138960366
>you're that early rape-attempt jobber that only exists to boost the girl's hero complex for the MC

Hate that feel.
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>>138960366
>>138960429
>spent a year tracking down all of the hero's girlfriends
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>>138956869
>>138958129
>>138958169
Doesn't all this just end with you becoming the big bad and then the hero having to take you down all the while looking at you with disgusted and disappointed eyes.
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>>138960420
He could get away with it in Drag-on Dragoon or any Eishima Jun written series.
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>>138960559
God reading that one brought me nothing but pain.
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>>138955255
Wait, this seems familiar, like I read it before, source?
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I'm trying to remember, wasn't there some manga about a guy that was part of the demon lord killing team that had a similar situation like in the OP but in the final battle he got trapped in the rubble of the castle that collapsed and was revived as a skeleton?
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>>138960366
The only solution is to "Accidentally" swallow a gender bending potion and become part of his harem
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>>138960539
Anon, we redeemed the female BBEG. Him picking a fight afterward only makes him a bad guy.
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>>138960335
I don't know why, but I actually expected Aur to fuck that guy as well. Or to let some of the male demons fuck him into submission.

Certainly something I could see Aur doing.
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>>138960366
He still has a chance if he's unknowingly the real "Chosen One"
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>>138960766
Wouldn't it be better to "accidentally" make hero-kun swallow the gender bending potion, have his harem disband because yuri is filthy and make tender love with now hero-chan?

And the in middle of love making you realize the potion wasn't a permanent change and hero-chan transforms back.
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>>138960767
What's stopping him from getting the BBEG from falling in love with him instead, abandoning anon after the hardwork he done.
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>>138960897
Genderbender Oneesama protag hetero-yuri is fucking great. Too bad it doesn't exist.
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>>138960873
>there is a guy who keeps pulling all the pussy
>is a sword user while you being a rational man have a spear or a shield and a sword
>implying you could be the chosen one
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>>138960897
The potion won't work. Like you said mc will always change back or the change happens early on to turn it into yuri [and he still probably changes back at the end]
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>>138960935
>hetero yuri
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>>138961004
The girl has a male mind and used to be a male.
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>>138960959
>shield
>chose

Filthy shield heros aren't welcome in this land.
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>>138961058
I'm not expert but I think that is still probably fucking gay. But it does sound hot
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>>138961076
Those people are so fucking retarded because there is quite obviously a shield on their religious crest too.
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>>138960900
Because he's too busy dealing with his harem while anon has been constantly training since he's incredibly sexually frustrated, allowing anon to solo the female BBEG before the others arrive.
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>>138955255
As long as they still respect me. Don't really care about love.
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>>138960897
http://exhentai.org/g/893683/d9cd429ccd/

kinda like this only hero-kun stays genderbent and the side character becomes the hero
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I guess I'll have to do it and save the world.

I mean I'd be pretty childish if I let love get in the way of saving the world.
Maybe I'll find a cute elf girl to love in the way, maybe I won't.

Duty is stronger than love.
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He'd probably just pick up my bad habits of drinking and doing drugs, and all the girls in the party would ditch us for being too fucked up to be of any use. It'd be great. We could be drug-addled losers together. Like the medieval fantasy equivalents of Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo.
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In the final fight against the demon I'll slice his leg off, join the demon lord and make the MC watch every day as his harem gets gangraped by orcs.
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>>138961346
You won't, because your harem MC partner has taken your qt3.14 elf away from you beforehand.
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Friend A from Hachinantte seems to have it rough.
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>>138961268
Any gender bender where the guy turns back into a guy after sex.
You know, just curiosity.
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>>138961471
Then I guess after the war is over and my duty is done I'll punch his face in, kick him in the teeth, call the elf a whore and go to fight the remnants of the BBEG's army and probably hope I die.
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>>138961221
That won't matter, anon can spend years training in combat. But all it will take for the MC is doing next to nothing and he'll be(come) some sword master.

In the terms of romance, it'll take anon years just to convince a girl or the BBEG to open her heart just a little. But for the MC its simply one line or less and she'll be planning on baring at least 50 of his children.
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>>138961268
love that one
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>>138955255
Become the villain.
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>>138961623
>But for the MC its simply one line or less and she'll be planning on baring at least 50 of his children.
Reminds me of that z-ton quadruple NTR h-manga

Pheromones are fucking nuclear.
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>>138961557
http://exhentai.org/g/499907/96204010ab/
http://exhentai.org/g/873292/5bd1a5455c/

only ones I could find.
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>>138958811
>>138958969
This sounds familiar.
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>>138961623
That's only true if the MC can fight the BBEG. As long as you can covertly find a way to busy the MC with his current harem while training as hard as possible to become swordmaster status, then you can defeat the BBEG before the MC can arrive. By doing so, you can show the BBEG the errors of her way and offer a branch of friendship to her before the MC can. Female BBEG will instantly latch on to the first person that shows them kindness. It's hard, but it's doable if you have a plan from the start.
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>>138961727
if it turns out that one of the harem members is my childhood friend I'll just quit

I'm not fucking dealing with that
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>>138955255
No. Medieval Fantasy settings are overrated.

No internet. No hot running water. No toilet paper.
I could go on and on.
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>>138961557
http://exhentai.org/g/594454/6212102b26/
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>>138961871
This one is funny because he little brother took his virginity. There's actually a hetero manga where the guy turns back into a guy too.
http://exhentai.org/g/163045/3e1e09e3f2/
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>>138960559
>Drakengard
Who cares about sex when it's time better spent murdering people?
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>>138955255
>>138960633
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Yuusha-Gojo-Kumiai-Kouryuugata-Keijiban/Ch-008-Read-Online?id=206561

Is cawaii. Ending was shit.
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>>138961849
It's your childhood friend whom you promised to get married to in the future.
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>>138961851
>not being god level
>not getting so bored you decide to invent it
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>>138955255
Only if I get to fawn over the other guy, too. I enjoy the idea that he's plowing all that pussy on the daily but still comes back to me regularly for my blowjob skills no bitch born could ever hope to match. He can even cry after he cums and knows I'd keep it all secret just for him.
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>>138956783
Life is suffering
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>>138961558
No way anon, you can go bigger than that.
You could be the second season's "A Friend's Betrayal?!" sort of character. Devote all your time and energy to making MC's life utter crap for years as revenge, then when he finally catches up to you, pretend to cry and ask for forgiveness. He has to let you go, because that's what MCs do.
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But what would I do as a gay member of the party?
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>>138961557
Most of them?
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>>138955255
Well, if the alternative is the fucking world ending in hellfire, fucking duh

Like, there's lots of fish in the sea, but not if you and everyone else are either dead and in hell or alive as tortured slaves of demons

Preventing extinction is the highest moral and biological duty of every living thing
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>>138955255
That's why Japs should've kept away from the hero stories of the west. If you're a real hero, either you form a party with ONLY MALE members just like Tolkien wrote about, or you go SOLO. Women are good only for preparing food and fucking. Oh, and childbearing, once you get a child. Because, you know, you'll still go around the world saving shit even after having a child.
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>>138956869
If it's turned into a redemption story for the demon girl you can potentially become the fan favorite, anon.
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>>138956869
Now this nigga gets it. Why settle for less than best girl?
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Don't worry there's some options when the harem protag gets your crush. Hope that you're in a really gritty edgy series for starters.
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>>138962159
Then play the waiting game.
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>seduce hero
>NTR bitches
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>>138962189
Profit.
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>>138962095
>crying and begging in front of the man who stole my waifu

Fuck that.
As soon as the celebration for saving the world ends I'll spit in his face, call my waifu a bitch and just fuck off and die in a ditch.

Maybe I'll even lead the reconstruction efforts in the cities of the BBEG and treat his ex-soldiers and civilians like shit, unloading all my anger and hatred and bitterness on them, like a proper broken and edgy warrior.
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>>138957983
If that happens, MC wanted your hard cock all along.
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>>138962195
I like you.
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>>138961822
help google and iqdb are giving me nothing
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>>138962137
Yes, that's the point. You have to trigger the whole background sob story event, beat her, and then offer her friendship/redemption before the MC can arrive. By doing so, you can snatch female BBEG turned love interest victory from the Harem MC jaws of defeat. You just have to suffer through the initial days of journeying with the MC until then.
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>>138955255
I was actually thinking about writing a story like that once. The MC would be the chosen champion of a goddess who heads to slay an undying king who appears every 1000 years, however his party is formed out of the crown prince of the kingdom, the crown prince's (female) servants, and his childhood friend who goes full fangirl for the prince. Eventually he'd ditch them after realising they are slowing him down, and after following clues left in old ruins, makes contact with the goddess who tells him the kingdom are perpetuating the cycle of the dark king returning. He slays the dark king, BTFOs his old party, topples the kingdom, and marries the goddess while throwing it in the childhood friend's face.
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>>138961838
Again, doesn't matter. As soon as a second passes the MC's harem isn't bothering him, which will happen he would reach godslaying level in that short time. While your training would only allow you to reach a standard grunt level of skill, and that if your lucky.

And the MC's 'kindness' is a lot better than your kindness. Spend years showing her the error of her ways amounts to nothing to the second the MC says 'hi'.

You need to do some research on how stories are these days.

>>138962361
>and than the MC introduces himself to her. The demon girl overwhelmed with emotion falls in pure love with him, forever forgetting the existence of anon who had done all that for her.
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>>138955255
Simple anon, he may have the girls but I will have his ass, then I NTR the girls
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>>138960900
No anon, see. The hero will keep his harem, but there will be a heartwarming secondary story of you seeing the good in BBEG and trying to redeem her. Pages and pages of fanfics will be written, you'll get teasing scenes with her, where she can't understand your effort but grow curious. The fans might even demand your spinoff.
If the MC gets in the way of that the fandom will hate him forever.
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>>138962547
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>>138962459
>>and than the MC introduces himself to her. The demon girl overwhelmed with emotion falls in pure love with him, forever forgetting the existence of anon who had done all that for her.

The thing is I've read shit like that. Bodyguard/devoted followers getting cucked is fantasy world 101
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>>138962459
Anon, the MC can only reach godslayer status through battle with the BBEG. They never achieve that from normal everyday harem antics. And you're forgetting, you're not some random peasant, you are part of the MC's group, so you have to be more than normal, otherwise, you would not be chosen for this task.

You just have to finish the fight before the MC can reach there. Only that way, do you actually have a chance, which is way better than zero from following the normal path. And remember, unless it's a hentai, the MC can never steal the girl from the bro. It destroys whatever pure love crap that empowers their harem aura.
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>>138962697
Yes but if the BBEG kokoro gets all dooki dooki by the MC there's squat all anon can do to fix it, he'll just be accused of being a pervert and trying to subvert the BBEG from her true feelings.
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>>138955255
If I'm going to be a powerful wizard then I pretty much have to let it play out that way, pussy has always been the bane of all great mages. Big fucking deal, I'll just jerk off in my tent before sleeping every night like I do now.
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>>138962607
The difference here is that anon knows and he'll act in a way that he becomes fan favorite. You know it happens frequently, the one character everyone draws fanart of, because he gets shit done while harem-kun hesitates.
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>You are the sidekick of a harem MC
>the MC is Rance
>yfw
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>>138959344
This is going too far. Keep going.
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>>138955255
>Be poor peasant farmer girl
>End up on quest pretending to be a guy for reasons
>There's only one guy in the party but all the girls want you
>But you want the D, and to save the world
>Harem is annoying
>Constantly beating on the guy and always in the way of your training and trying to get in your pants
>Guy ends up defeating the demon king since harem a shit
>You try to thank him but harem cockblocks you
>End up back at capital, giant parade of thanks
>Everyone is thanking you more than the guy who defeated the demon lord
>You plan to confess the truth and your feelings to him in front of everyone
>Right as you start your speech, he stabs you
>Turns out he chose the "Become the villain out of jealousy" route
>yfw
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>>138962781
That wouldn't happen since you've already removed all the flags from the MC to her. At that point, since you've already reached godslayer status from your fight with the BBEG, you can prevent said perverted attempt, perform one of those 'oh, you' laughs and end the scene with you clearly in control of the relationship of the female BBEG.
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>>138962880
So I'm Rick?

Thats fine then, Rance wouldn't NTR me.
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>>138962840
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>>138962961
How was that show? I dropped it on ep 3.
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>>138962533
The fandom would find that story (you/BBEG) boring. Because you aren't the MC, in the audience of 50, only 2 would actually like the said pairing while the others would be demanding your head on a platter for getting in the MC's way of the BBEG love.

And out of those two, only one would go through the effort of writing fanfic's of the story.

>>138962697
Have you read the stories that come out in today time, MC doesn't need to reach the final boss to gain that level of power. Gods come out of literally nothing just to give a piece of themselves to him just because he exist.

The battle against the BBEG isn't going to be decided with a single strike, (That is for the MC alone to do.) The MC doesn't have to be intentionally trying to get the girl, it just happens.
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>>138962880
>>138962943
really so long as you aren't Bird you're ok
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>>138961961
Zero managed to do both.
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>>138962942
This is about beating flags out of the MC's hand but doing it sincerely.
If it doesn't work you know you're in Kirito-land and might as well curse yourself for not marrying before the series with a non-adventurer. It's the only pussu out of that type of MC's reach.
And of course: avoid doing stupid shit that makes you into the joke character. Optionally act aloof, might even be able to play it off on everyone being on MC's cock so you have an excuse.
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>>138963023
Beyond terrible.
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>>138963038
They do, the shounen powerup always occur when they are fighting the BBEG. Not doing so would mean this isn't the shounen world and all bets are off then.
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>>138963058
Nero did it better.
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>>138963038
Welp, I tried. I can't convince you. Might as well drop everything, then.
OP, you're doomed, you'll never get any women. MC will NTR you as soon as you look at one.
I cannot fathom how the fandom would not notice that or even cheer for such a thing but it's clear the other anon knows best.
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>>138963112
The point is to set yourself up as the bro lancer but not as his rival. Offer sincere relationship advice to his haremette while training yourself. Then, when the time comes, dash for the female BBEG finish line before anyone notices.
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>>138963112
Here's a good plan:
>constantly cry and be a pussy (despite acceptable combat skills).
>Pretend to have PTSD and nightmares.
>Be the wounded puppy
>Roll around in sympathy puss
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>>138963256
I don't think that'd fly with the fans.
I guess the optional being a Gary Oak-like dandy could work, tho.
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>>138963255
>>set yourself up as the bro lancer
>One of the harem members get upset with you for some reason and tells you to kill yourself.
>Your lance acts on its own and turns around and stabs you through the heart.
>Being lancer is suffering.
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One of my favorite things is when 2 characters constantly fellate the MC but they know they'll never be able to walk beside him, so they have romance flags with each other as they constantly chase after a man who they'll never catch up to.

It's "settling soulmates".
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>>138963350
Gary Oak is banging 30 hot lab assistants a night while Ash continues to lose against 3rd tier gym leaders.
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>>138963255
>The point is to set yourself up as the bro lance
Setting yourself up as lancer is suicide, why not also put a redshirt on while you're at it.
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>>138958736
Cmon anon, what kind of bro wouldn't share his harem with you?
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>>138963256
that will never work unless you're really good looking, which you're not
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>>138963448
And now Ash has a super special evolution form for his Greninja, best bro, an adorable little sister/protege and future Kalos Queen as a love interest.
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>>138959473
In this case, going to war gets everyone else their waifu too.
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>>138962936
FUND IT
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>>138961727
sauce
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>>138959183
And thus begins the best friend's startof darkness.
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>>138963424
Christ, now that I think about it, the only girls even close to winning Rain are inhuman monstrosities. Despite him still being in love with his dead peasant childhood friend (which is his whole reason for becoming strong; to protect the weak)
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>>138963468
Bro lancer for the power boost and likeability factor. After that, you have to train yourself but without setting off the rival aspect. Bro lancer usually gets a girl if they survive. Negating the rival part means the MC can't inexplicably become stronger than you when he feels you are a threat. Both conditions are needed if you are to fight and win against the female BBEG
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>>138961541
He ends up with multiple girls too, don't feel too bad for him. Of course not as many as Wendelin, but Wendelin ends up with like 5 wives and multiple mistresses plus more potential wives in the future.
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So, as a conclusion, is it useless to think about love if your MC party leader is a harem MC?
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>>138963424
>It's "settling soulmates".

That's grim
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Then I'll be the really passive aggressive knight who in the end dies sacrificing himself for the girl he loved, and is forgotten by everyone because nobody ever loved or liked him.
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>>138963610
I think the conclusion is the opposite. You have to think and plan from the day you are born if you want a love interest in a world where you are friends with a harem MC.
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>>138963610
Probably.
Even if you're gay
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>>138963599
>inhuman monstrosities
If this is a monstrosity I'm okay with being a monster-fucker.
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>>138963675
I still think it's better to keep your love story outside of the story. Preferably before everything even starts or just keep it to after it ends.
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>>138963610
Yeah, you should focus on the point that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for the MC at any point. After you survive through the ordeal, you can start thinking about love.
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>>138963610
I think it'll be useless to think about any reward if your on an adventure with the HMC. At most you'll get a few dozen gold coins and told to fuck off from the castle.
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>>138955255

I killed chrom
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>>138963714
As long as you don't go about mentioning it during your journey with the MC. It never ends well.
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>>138963784
Oh shut up already Robin. You get like 12 other girls after your dragon cock.
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>>138956783
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with camping, anon.
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>>138960103
The sequel: the demons revive you. This is now a revenge story told from your perspective. Teach your friend what it means to be second best now.
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>>138963832

I don't give a shit

I want them all!
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>>138955255
I would probably be looking for another party as that just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Is joining the legions of hellspawn an option?
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>>138960766
>drink gender bend potion
>find out MC has a small dick
>become a huge slut and cuck the MC
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The secret is to have a wife and kid before you go out on your quest.
Make sure it's a daughter too; for when your family becomes endangered, you will become more powerful than anyone can imagine.
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>>138964258
>Your daughter has a crush on the hero
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>>138964292
>MC doesn't know you're her father
>You don't know you're best friend is your daughter's BF
>The tension at the dinner table when she brings him home for introductions
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>>138964115
You will never catch them all.
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>>138964220
>drink gender bend potion
>pull down mc's pants
>it turns out mc is a girl with a mega clit
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>>138955255
Probably just cook a soup for them and poison it, then loot them, sell it, and go find a new group. You act like hot anime girls are a rarity.
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>>138964292
>>138964357
>the hero is a nice guy and you know your daughter is in good hands
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>>138962936
All my dollars
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>>138964292
>your son is becomes a fuccboi trap with a crush on the hero
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>>138964421
Only if you have an asexual hero and not a harem banger.
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>>138964385

rape is enough

submission comes later
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>>138955255
yeah let him handle their problems im a hero i can pick girls on my own.
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>>138962936
>confess your love with your dying breath
>end up breaking the guy beyond repair
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>>138955255
>party
Fuck no.
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>>138964421
>You let him have your daughter only after testing his worth by fucking his Bishounen ass in the barn like 50 times.
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>>138956783
I'd enjoy to leave those people to die
so yes
I would
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>>138964481
I like you.
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>>138964534
They're the MC party, you'd get your just desserts.
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>>138964524
yeah because i want my daughter marrying some gay fuccboi
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>>138955255

The thing is, Freeter actually had a harem of his own in another world, but he was too stupid to stay in it.
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>>138964258
Asura would re-materialize from nothing to enact justice if his daughter got a bf.
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>>138964576
But that's the only way to make sure he won't get himself a harem of whores.
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>>138964638
and your daughter kills herself because her husband would rather get fucked by her dad than fuck her
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>>138964693
Just start a harem with your daughter and daughter(male)
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>>138964576
>>138964693
>Not desiring to test his honor, like only a real manly man would
Buttfucking a man is the manliest ritual that could ever assure a man of his manliness.
The MC would understand.
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>>138960107
my african american comrade gets it
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>>138964576
it's not gay if its rape
was Lawrence of Arabia gay for getting fucked in the ass by those turks? no sir
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>>138964258
>wife and kid before you go out on your quest

Guaranteed death if you ever mention them in any facet
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>>138957181
what is this I want it
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>>138964867
Only if you tell them that you'll be back before they know it.
Or if you're in the army.
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>Completing quests with the party on the lead up to final assault on demon king's castle
>Male childhood friend side kick has his harem of other paty members; female childhood friend fighter, busty elf healer, loli mage, dark elf ranger.
>they just talk and flirt while you complete every quest by yourself.
>Night before final battle, talk turns to what they are going to do after this.
>Girls want to become famous, settle down and bang side kick, arguing about who gets to marry him.
>While they all go to the tent to finally have sex and set up lots of death flags, you polish your sword
>Secretly, or not so secretly, you have become a demi-god in terms of power from all the ancient artifacts, magic items and blessings of mystic beings you collected from completing quests
>sneak off and solo the demon king
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>>138964926
>While they all go to the tent to finally have sex, you polish your sword
heh
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>>138964926
I'd watch this. But I'd like for the guy to go beat the BBEG out of comradery towards his buddy the MC, even if he gets all the credit. He knows his HMC friend and his haremettes spent too much time fooling around to survive the battle.
That's why he does it solo. Because he's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
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>>138964983
Hope the sound of your friend's grunts don't ruin your combat jack
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>>138956783
Part 1
>>138957181
Part 2
>>138962195
Part 3

happy ending
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>>138965030
>He knows his HMC friend and his haremettes spent too much time fooling around to survive the battle.
you'd be better off watching cuck porn if you're into that shit lad
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>>138965089
>he just wanted to protect their smiles so he let them have fun while he grinded
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>>138965089
But none of the haremettes were the strong guy's girl, why w-
I'm sorry, I forgot where I was. Yeah, I'm a disgusting cuck, it seems.
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>>138955255
>viewpoint of a "Sunohara" character
I didn't need this.
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>>138964258
>have a wife and kid before you go out on your quest.

Don't do this or you'll be liked the count and get NTR'd by heretics.
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>>138965117
This guy gets it.
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>>138955255
I leave this shitty MCs side and leave his harem on my own adventurous journey and find myself a hellspawn wife while organizing a whole division which plans and executes annoyingly echi situations for the Harem Protag and his members, breaking their advance into a halt.

This gives me the time to look for a way to solve the problems without much violence and then create a seal to close off the dimensions:
A Tesseract that encapsulates 3 other Tesseracts, which are infinitely inter-encapsulated infinite dimensional areals which do not obey time and space, neither gravity.
And since no one can get out, or in, the author will Axe it very fast with some bullshit happy ending, unless he/she/it is a japanese writer, where it ends in a inter dimensional NTR orgy with japanese anthem playing int he background, which feeds the little phimosis dick of every reader and makes them feel so sad, that they cum.

For the emperor.
Or the reason of the week
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>>138965117
Airifag.
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>>138965117
you mean these smiles
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>>138965117
>>138965159
How would fan reception be to him though? I'd like to imagine that he'd win all the popularity polls by dudes.
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Why does the idea of being that guy hurt so bad?

Is it because female attention makes males happy?
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>>138965122
what you suggested was to let the MC (your "friend") fuck all his bitches while you risk your life against the demon king and give him all the credit for it
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>>138965208
Sure thing. The world's at peace, my buddy and his girls are safe. Maybe I can retire now to a farm, settle down with a cute farmer girl. It's after the story so it's epilogue kind of stuff.
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>>138965208
fuck i have to stop masturbating to doujins i know 89% of those faces.
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>>138965234
Someone has to kill the demon lord and you're the strongest motherfucker around. Demon lord's gonna fuck up the world, it's survival, man.
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>>138965030
>beat the demon lord, adsorbing his dark power to seal it from this world
>the power alerts you your party is coming towards the castle
>use new demon powers to reconfigure castle to really test the party and push their limits
>Finally they get to the throne room, shocked to see you
>inform them that this is the end, defeating the girls in 1 swoop
>side kick and you fight, finally climaxing as you let him defeat you
>Smile and say your happy for him, remind him of your promise as kids, before "dying"
>Secretly watch as shock of his actions ruin him, as he figures out what you'd done thinks you did it to give him a happy ending
>Watch as over coming months, girls leave him for lives of riches and fortune as he continues to adventure and search for where it went wrong

And that's how you train your sidekick to match your power level to take on the new super big bad evil demon god lord
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>>138965215
He'd be beloved by the fandom, you can be sure. Strong, loyal and gets shit done.
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>>138965227
It's like you wanna go on an epic adventurer but suddenly you're back in highschool.
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>>138965278
that's no reason to be a cuck
just let the MC fight the demon lord and get killed because he's level 1
then kill the demon lord yourself
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>>138965316
I...hadn't seen it that way. Man, to hell with bitches, defeating eldritch abominations is where it's at. Tolkien was right, like anon already said.
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>>138965278
but the MC can't die so it'd make more sense for him to do it
or at least do it together like real bros
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>>138965340
Why do you want someone who has no way of killing the demon lord fight? You feel resentment? So you weren't attractive to any of the girls, big deal. At least you can bring peace, man. Why are you so focused on the bitches?
I'm telling you, the fandom will swear by your name if you get shit done.
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>>138965363
But your buddy's useless in a fight.
I guess he can toss potions at you, I guess.
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>>138965409
but you did get shit done after the useless MC died
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>>138965362
Nah, I like when parties have female members, but only if there's 0 romance.

I want brotherhood/sisterhood slaying enemies and shit.
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>>138955255
>fight legions of hellspawn
sign me the fuck up
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>>138965117
>implying there wouldnt be one random party member who notices his efforts
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>>138965462
You know, by that point you're the freaking MC, except the harem part got tossed at the fail MC.
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>>138965500
I know, right? Furious, righteous battle is its own reward.
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>YAKUSHOKU DISTPIARI

Last update was a year ago. Kimochi warui.
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>>138965784
It was 3edgy5me
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Damn brah I hate to bring this shitpost up but you could substitue the word MC with "Chad" and this would essentially be an /r9k/ thread
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>>138965546
>goes to solo the demon king
>get struck with a bad blow and momentarily retreats
>scrambles through pack to find a healing potion
>finds a bottle with a note tied to it
>note is from the one who noticed, expecting him to attempt the solo
>thanks him for everything he's done for them
>its a full heal potion with added super buff
>small encouragement and recognition spurs him to annihilate the demon king
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>>138965932
I like how he has the edgy job and hates it but still likes to fuck.
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>>138966056
shhhh
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>>138966081
>inb4 she ends up with MC anyway
Getting noticed sure feels nice though. Make her the token tomboy to complety break me
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>>138966209
That's a given. She'd be right by his side, otherwise.
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>>138955255
You speak as if the only girls in the world are the ones that belong to your party.
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>>138964850
It is, if he liked it, which he possibly did since he was masochist as fuck.
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>Almost every JRPG has a party of girls all in love with the main character
>Every other guy in the party gets cucked

Must have felt pretty bad.
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>>138966371
Yeah but when you carry that party and your friend's the one who gets all the credkt and pussy you'll be pissed too.
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Will /a/ ever learn what "cuck" even means?
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>>138966461
I'm so sorry, Kanji-coon...
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>>138966521
They will before you understand that /a/ just does things out of spite and rage.
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>>138966521
Will /pol/ ever leave?
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>>138966575
I guess that means never.
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>>138966613
Once Bernie wins they'll shut the fuck up, forever.
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>>138966464
OP didn't state I wouldn't get credit for my work.
Plus if the party is the generic squad of airheads the fall for the MC for doing bland shit like calling them "pretty" or "reliable", I don't want to have anything to do with them.
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>>138955255
>Sunohara gets all the chicks and MC gets left cold
what fucking bizarro hellscape is this?
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>>138956783
>blowing a guy out in the open
>Get called names for waking up.

Fuck this party...
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>>138966646
>Bernie
>winning anything
>not getting cucked by HC
No. Luckily some Belgiums died, which will help Trump.
>>138966461
Yeah, I am going to notice this every Shoenen series now.
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>>138966881
that's because they dont like you
you should just die
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>>138966461
I don't think I've seriously played a JRPG since Ni no Kuni. And Swaine didn't seem like a cuck.
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>>138955255
As a side note, is the manga finished? Or are we just waiting for the next volume to be published?
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>>138956783
>>138960103
This is the point where you sign up to get demon super powers. The girls will be the first ones to go.
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>>138955255
No, I'd kill them all.
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>>138966988
>inb4 they're all actually tsundere for you
>only MC-kun is deredere
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>>138955255
See, I wouldn't be super bothered. I'm the kind of terrible person that tends to gravitate towards minor characters anyway so I'd rather not deal with inter-party bullshit.

Using Persona 3 as an example, I'd gladly and happily take the Toriumi route over the Yukari, Fuuka or Mitsuru routes even if their routes provided in-battle bonuses that would save me in the future.
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I'm starting to think that such a situation would only make the MC unrelatable.
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>>138955255
Yeah, but then we all know the Demon Lord will try to bait you to his side to weaken the protag's party.

And you'll gleefully accept because fuck your party.
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>>138967417
Do I get a badass spear for joining? This is important.
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>>138965731
And a chance to go on adventures.
Wanting to marry, settle down and create a family? that's some otaku purity fetishist/gay-ass white boy shit. I'd be the edgy aloof rogue that reluctantly joins the MC's party since it's better than hell taking earth, and once shit is over I'll go back to dicking around innawoods and occasionally going to town fucking prostitutes/looking for monster girls to rape until some new harem MC party catches up to my bullshit and slays my level 99 ass
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The token male party member from Superior Cross handled it well. He constantly tried to hit on the MC's harem and I think he got one in the end since the MC was one of those asexual one woman (or in this case one demon lord) guys.
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>>138967490
>until some new harem MC party catches up to my bullshit and slays my level 99 ass


>not slaying the MC's harem and fucking him into submission and selling his ass in the next town
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>>138967529
I guess that also works. Maybe the answer is being what /a/ lacks: confident in yourself.
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>>138966461
sometimes its the reverse
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>>138967646
Mate he's the fucking harem MC, there's no way in hell I'm going to survive. There's no way that'll happen. If it could happen, I would've killed the first harem MC I ran into and rape his party then go stab the demon lord in the dick myself.
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>Girls in the party fawn and fuss over the other guy endlessly
>Tell them to stop fucking around and take things seriously because you don't want to get killed due to their negligence
>They tell you to shut up and stop worrying about nothing
>Next battle, you and two of the girls are holding a defensive line while the other guy and the party's healer help evacuate wounded townspeople
>A wagon wheel rolls over his foot and he yelps in pain
>The two girls fighting break off to attend to him
>Get swarmed and overwhelmed before everything goes dark
>Wake up pressed deep into the drying mud, having been trampled
>Your sword arm has been severed
>Eventually find your way back to the capital
>Your party is sitting in a bar
>They see you
>They angrily blame you for the town being overrun
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>Nobody has said that they'll become an edgy anti-hero and acquire a redemption loli yet.
I'm disappointed in you guys.
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>>138967685
Drugging Rance with beta-blockers so he only goes for single woman since his dick won't work can achieve this too.
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>>138967793
>Keeping your gun holster'd on the side of your amputated arm

If we chose that we'd also choose retardation apparently.
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Thank you /ak/ for scanning this. I am entertained.
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Holy shit, the number of Betas in this thread.
I mean jeez guys, it's just fiction.
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>>138967904
We can't all be the alpha male you are anon-kun.
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>>138958169
Bunny black?
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It would be very sad
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>Implying you'll be relevant enough to accomplish any of this
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>>138968098
Oh fuck, are we Kain?
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>>138967989
>Bunny Black 4 never
>True Kozerotto route never

Shit hurts man. Yuuysa was good, but that was only because of Ackley and Reberanora.
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>>138967804
My dear pharmacist anon, if you want erectile dysfunction go full antipsychotic or SSRI.
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>>138961983
No, it's my childhood friend who pantsed me in front of the principal, and won't give me back my GBA.
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>>138968156
It's a shame there really isn't a proper board to discuss eroge. There's /hcg/ but it's a general so it's hard to get a discussion going about a specific topic.
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>>138968206
>won't give you back your GBA
It's her only possession that reminds her of you.
Until HMC came around to conquer her with cock. Maybe now you can get it back.
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>>138955255
At best, the bro character will get a girl who's secretly on the enemy side, but who will actually fall in love with him. However due to her love for him and circumstances, she will always end up sacrificing her life to save the bro character. After that, this sacrifice will fuel the bro's resolve in defeating the villain. That's just how things work.
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>>138968362
Yeah but hero always beats the villain. Bro is used solely to combat some kind of 11th hour deus ex power the villain asspulls (probably out of sympathy because the bro has nothing to do).
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So who reads Heroic Tale BBS here?
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>>138967766
>Travel to a village somewhere far from any other kingdom, intend to settle down.
>Find out that the village has a dark secret, Yearly they sacrifice a beautiful girl to some dark lord.
>Go in and rescue the girl mid-ritual at the same time killing the dark lord and all of its followers.
>Both girl and village are grateful that you relieved them of this problem.
>Eventually everything returns to normal.
>One day a wild boar wanders into the field, where it would attack the girl. Its an easy kill for you.
>However MC appears and saves the day, the village goes up and cheering him on.
>The following days is nothing but the girl talking how great the MC is and how she wishes to be his wife.
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>>138968474
>every big bad keeps a special power up in reserve just in case the MC has a bro
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>>138968278
I'm using particular stories here.
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I'm starting to think the side-kick's problem is that he simply isn't handsome.
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>>138968613
Those big bads are the true bros.
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>>138968658
>actually looks pretty good
>makes the mistake of actually wearing his helmet
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>>138968675
>big bad used to be a previous MC's bro
>locks eyes with current MCs bro
>silently nods his head
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>>138957983
And so, a new demonlord is born.
Dude, that's sick.
>>138958504
Just read what's scanned. Edgy sure but it actually made me sad about MC. His job sucks. Like, really.
>>138959473
Count me in on this quest.
>>138962125
I like being little asshole, just so I'll be able to see everybodys faces in the moment of realisation.
>>138962307
Infinite Stratos. Charl is cute with longer hair.
>>138962456
Not bad. Not not enough edge to be in this thread.
>>138962782
Going all bony is also an option.
>>138964421
And getting to play 'enraged papa' card? Come on anon.
>>138964447
Is he happy? If yes, good for them. If not, there always evil overlord path.
>>138964481
Now this is beyond evil.
>>138965316
I was bullied in highschool. Then I run over that asshole.
Absolutely no romance thou. No interest in it eighter. Does that mean I'm a looser here as well until I grind enough to steamroll everybody?
>>138966163
Deadflags, deadflags everywhere.
>>138967484
NO. SPEARS. OR LANCES.
Do you have a deadwish? You take black sword and go full Ashram.
>>138967872
What is this and where do I find it?
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>>138968658
That'd mean all those girls are shallow because sidekick obviously has very good traits.
Unless you mean "not handsome" as "so hideous, what the fuck, get outta here!"
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>>138968803
>what is the halo-effect
Besides, it's not like MC-kun is a cunt himself. Sure, the side-kick is virtuous, but the MC is the same if not much more so AND gorgeous on top.
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>>138968148
Considering Cecil and Rosa has been OTP since the start and they are faithful to one another instead of a harem? No.
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>>138968206
You do realize she was probably doing that to catch your attention, right? You dense motherfucker, you.
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>>138968897
>Besides, it's not like MC-kun is a cunt himself. Sure, the side-kick is virtuous, but the MC is the same if not much more so AND gorgeous on top.


This.
Why do people in this thread assume that MC is a dick? OP never said that. It's just that the girls love him. Not his fault. He might even be the biggest of bros.
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>>138968658
Sidekicks run into the same problem as the runner-ups love interests in shoujo's. They're just simply not the MC. They are better than the MC in every possible way except the MC can raise and set flags while everyone else can't, no matter how hard they try.
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>>138968989
I'm the guy that posted about disregard harem MC drama and acquire female BBEG, and I've been running under the assumption the Harem MC is your typical kind-hearted and brave hero. Can't compete against that, so just work with it and earn your love interest the smart way.
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>>138968989
That's why I said that I'd be alright with MC loving his girls (they're not my girls) even if he ain't strong. I'll lift for my bro'. And I'm a good guy, I'll eventually get a girl, even if she ain't an adventurer.
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The way I'd expect it to be is that I'll be the sidekick who's good at hand-to-hand combat and will get the loli-bodied healer in the end while the swordmaster MC ends with the atheltic catgirl/warrioress of the group.
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>>138969349
If MC only has one girl after his dick then it ain't this thread's MC. Think Kirito.
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>>138955255
>Party leader has a harem
Disgusting. How can you hope to be savior of the world if you're focused on women? I'd fuck right off and form my own party of dedicated, virtuous warriors to defeat the hellspawn more efficiently than he ever could. Waifus can wait until the world is a peace.
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>>138968989
I'm pretty sure from an objective overview any shounen harem protagonist in real life would be absolutely insufferable. Girl magnets rife with a hypocrisy that's never acknowledged by the author because good boy does nothing wrong. .
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>>138969454
Most of the time they're saving the world for a dead woman.
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>>138955255
It doesn't matter. The guy is probably my friend. Friends should help each other out and all that. The issue comes when I become the butt of every joke. If that happens, might as well go with plan B and leave the party but come back at crucial moments to help.
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>>138959158
Theres male unit but just not the main attraction
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>>138967368
But none of the ones you mentioned give battle bonuses.
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>>138968797
>implying spears aren't the best weapon a bro could have
Hell, I'll run the risk of becoming Lancer for it
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>>138969713
Yeah, if the bitches wanna get their merries at my expense I'll have to leave that party but assure my bro' that he's my bro' forever. Maybe give him some way to contact me whenever he needs me. Of course, I won't tell him why I'm leaving, I'm no crying pussy.
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>>138969854
>I'm no crying pussy
God know he doesn't need another wet pussy anyways...
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>>138958554
>hemusthvefeelingsfortheprotagonist.png
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>>138955255
Hell yeah I would. They're probably my friends, so I'd also make fun of the whole thing and cockblock the MC when appropriate. For example, if MC and a girl have their arms wrapped around each other, whispering sweet nothings to each other, I'll be sure to join that hugfest. Why? Because I'm an asshole!
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>>138963600
Lancers never survive
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>>138970911
>joins hugfest with a guy
>is an asshole

Just don't be surprised if your friend ends up being a dick and enters you.
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>>138964926
>finishing the job in secret so your bro can bang his girls in peace

Good friend. He don't deserve you.
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>>138968797
>not enough edge to be in this thread
I gave you the short version. The way they kingdom perpetuates the cycle of resurrection for the dark king is by murdering the hero and having the corrupted spirits that form the dark king consume him in body and soul. This ritual is all part of a long elaborate plan to depower the goddess who has to use her energy to maintain the balance of the world as it's thrown into discord by the dark king's influence. The mastermind is the goddess' "daughter" and incarnated aspect who sacrificed her husband (the first hero) and son because she was buttmad she was mortal and is trying to end her mother and take her place out of spite over it.

As for the MC, him and his childhood friend were actually in love with each other, but due to her status as a noble (they are partly aware of the fate of the goddess' chosen ones) and the words of her father, she decides to ignore her feelings and gain the favor of the prince who became charmed with her. She pretty much cucks him for half the journey despite knowing how he feels, never tells him it's a suicide mission, yet feels betrayed when he ditches the party (she thought he ran away). The MC himself thinks he's only meant to support the prince (who is consistently pushed as the real hero until the MC goes solo), has to watch his romantic interest flirt around with him, and can't even bring himself to hate the guy because he's actually a pretty cool dude (guy actually tells him how all the chosen ones die, though he only knew the incorrect church version, takes a blow for him early on, and places full trust on MC's word). Some time after he leaves, he starts tailing them because they were woefully unprepared and he couldn't bear to leave the prince and childhood friend to die. Ends up saving them from an ogre when they are literally caught with their pants down. In return, they kill his new party. Shit only gets worse from there.
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>>138957791
he ends up with the demon horn girl anyway
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>>138971074
I thought the MC was getting her. Fuck. Wasn't that dude supposed to be called "The Sensual Hero"? Two women isn't very "sensual"
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>>138971014
I don't have a reaction image for this.
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>>138955255
>freeter
You have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>138971563
He didn't know better
He had yet to realize real life sucked so he missed out on better worlds
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>>138971269
I'm fairly certain the princess had the hots for him too, even if it was partly an act. There's nothing quite like a misterious knight saving a princess from a fucking dragon AND the strongest knight in the kingdom to make her all wet for you after all.

>>138971563
The fucker had his own harem and ditched it in favor of returning to his own world and getting summoned again. He pretty much deserves it.
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>>138962195
>>seduce hero
>>NTR bitches
>NTR hero for villain
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>>138968797
>Going all bony is also an option.
Also you can be a flamboyant purple gnome wizard who carries industrial amount of sparkly dust around.
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>>138968156
>Bunny Black 4 never
Wait, really? I'm waiting for 3 to get an English translation now, but does the ending confirm that 4 won't happen ever? That sucks because I was playing the games just because I loved the MC so much and wanted to see what happens next.
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>>138968588
underrated post of the year.
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>>138971796
>There's nothing quite like a misterious knight saving a princess from a fucking dragon AND the strongest knight in the kingdom to make her all wet for you after all.

He should've told her about how he murdered her dad. Those panties would've hit the ground in seconds.
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>>138972191
It appears Softhouse Chara has moved on to similar games taking place in the same universe or with a similar setting like Akuma Musume no Kanban Ryouri and Sono Kojou ni Yuusha Hou Ari!
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>>138972370
Oh, so they're just taking a break from "Darx raping everyone enough to make them love him" for awhile. I hope after BB3 that people start translating those.
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>>138972428
I didn't like BB3 too much. Darx went full inhuman tentacle monster. Kozerotto got sidelined a bunch too

The resolution change in the CG sets was worth it though.
>tfw raising your husband's bastards.
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>>138971069
How the fuck do they manage to kill his new party? Forced edgy doesn't really add to the overall edge.
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Since this became a "depressing fantasy world situation" thread.
I never knew how depressing time looping could be until I read Re:Zero. I had to drop it (until completion) it mad me so sad.

Only thing in a manga that hit me harder than this page was was Haruto getting dumped by a letter in Kimi no Iru Machi (but that was before I was desensitized) and some Fujimi Lovers chapters, and I've probably just about read every single manga that's been translated into english at this point.
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>>138957791
>hero gets childhood friend and elf girl
Ffff--Urza is top lovely. Not to mention hero has a power boost from time travel, and all the ladies think you're terrible. Losing all the perks here.

He doesn't even get to enjoy the money because it's mission time almost all the time.
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>>138959372
>he doesnt know
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>>138972530
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>>138974570
Who's the mother of the one behind the blonde on the left?
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>>138959037
It's you're fault for not paying attention. The moment she got the injury it was explicitly stated it could easily regrew, only that it would take a long time on her own.
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>>138974717
Second daughter with his main waifu if I remember right.
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>>138974570
Do we know anything about his son? Always felt kinda odd he never mentions him.
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>>138975067
The human kid? I don't think his human kid even matters.
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>>138975113
He actually is stated to have a lot of magic potential or something like that in the second game, so he could be a powerful mage or hero later on.
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>>138975113
He sorta is his son. It just tickles me the wrong way that he doesn't seem to bother with his firstborn. Neither Shia actually.
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>>138975191
Shia was never his true waifu so it can't be helped.
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>>138972789
You know how I said he was keeping tabs on them? Well, they let they fact they were doing okay get to their heads and assaulted the dark king's tomb. Meanwhile, MC's new party stays behind after the fierce battle with the demons guarding it because they were too exhausted to move forward, when the Prince and his entourage show up. Needless to say, they didn't take them showing up well at all, and basically tell them to fuck off. Prince can't agree to that and is determined to meet up with the MC after finding out he tried to handle the burden on his own because of him. Things are getting heated up when someone fires off a spell, starting the fight. Prince orders his party (now with 2 more girls) to only incapacitate them, but they prove too strong a group of foes even while exhausted and they end up killing two of them. Two more members get captured, while one gets away. Prince is downright pissed about this, because the kills were made by his attendants, who he knows well enough to understand they could have held their own without killing them. He also figures one of them set off the spell that started the fight in the first place to which they reply that they are wasting time and soon enough the MC will challenge the dark lord without them present. The prince doesn't agree with their decision at all, especially since it's out of character for them, but has to accept it since they won't be able to catch up with MC otherwise. He orders the newest girls to take the captured members back to safe territory, then heads out to confront the MC and try to finish the battle together with him.

As for the reason the attendants did it, it's all part of what I said earlier about how the ritual is perpetuated by sacrificing the hero. The attendants are assassins set up to do it since the prince is too noble to think of murdering a fellow companion in cold blood. It was basically a race against time for them so they panicked.
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>>138975231
Still his kid. I'm disappointed in Darx.
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>>138959158
>>138959372
>>138969730
That is actually a Rated 18 game so the hero in that particular manga page you posted actually fucks them all.
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>>138961076
>>138961195
Still,I do not understand why the entire country is so hellbent on opposing the strongest hero of the 4. Even after saving their country they still oppose him. Even dogs don't bite the hand that feeds them.
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>>138955255

Ya I dun care since I would just focus on being the strongest and get all the chicks I want.
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>>138974570
>>138974992
>continuously makes her husbando fuck women into submission
>is secure about it because she continuously asserts her position as main girl

The Darx lust in this family is insane. Even the non-incest ones mold their lovers into Darx.
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>>138974570
Also, damn, Ekate and Merill's kids are literally clones.
You could build a school or religion with the amount of offspring he has.
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>>138958613
So it's actually a love spiral that just makes everyone miserable?

You > Harem girls > Chad party member > You

If it was that sort of situation eventually one of the parties involved would snap and declare their hate for the one in the way of their love life, who actually loves them.
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>>138959158
>Even the demon king antagonist is thirsty for the MC

Whatever this guy's doing, he's doing it right.
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>>138975451
sauce?
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>>138955255
>running in a party
git gud
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>>138975451
I had my suspicions, he didn't seem beta-kun at all despite looking like one. Which screams eroge-kun.
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>>138963424
Like Guts and Casca, right.
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>>138976752
Yeah but without the guy whose back you're following doing a 180 and making a beeline for your girlfriend's vagina.
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>>138976523
Diamonds. He legitimately wins all those women over through the power of diamonds.
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>>138976842
He was only doing it as a joke, guts took it way too personal.
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>>138964564
>you get exiled as punishment
>end season
>s2 begins with you at exile
>catch word that she's alive
Thus begins your adventure for true love
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>>138977223
>They meet the king of Elfhelm
>It's Griffith
>"W-w-wha GRIFFFITH!!!!!!"
>Casca turns to Guts
>"G-Guts...I'm back."
>"Casca.. you-you're bac-"
>She's holding a "Punk'd" sign
>Guts looks at Griffith, wearing a shirt that says "Punk'd" and a grin across his face
>Guts and Casca's child jumps out, a healthy 3 year old, also holding a "Punk'd" sign
>Griffith slings his arm around Guts"
>"Next time you'll think twice about leaving for a year without so much as a letter!"

The greatest practical joke in history.
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>>138977515
And then, the worst tragedy of them all:
S3 never
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>>138955255
>It's over
Last two end chapters weren't that good but the ride there was fun
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>>138977539
>Kentaro Miura draws himself, also slinging his arm around Guts
>Panel of the sky, with Guts screaming "EEEEEHHHHH!?"
>Please look forward to Miura-sensei's next work!
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>>138963187
This got translated past 7?
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>>138956783
I'd probably kill them all myself by then, I mean, whose gonna punish me?
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>>138977594
Now that;s just demon lord-tier evil
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>>138977539
>"It's just a prank bro!"
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>>138968963
I'd been to her house countless times, and she kept acting like I had no idea what I was talking about. I at least got my copy of MechAssault back after one weekend, but it's been 13 years and she still keeps dodging it when I ask.

She dropped it in the toilet, didn't she?
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>>138977957
She gave it to a boy she liked
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>>138978144
Oh shit.
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>>138961268
>the side character becomes the hero
He becomes the hero's father, actually.
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>>138955255

I am really, sincerely happy for him, and I say so.

My Hero Power requires the death of all my party members. Who am I to begrudge him this fleeting happiness?

Ever played Covenant of the Plume, or Gesselschaft Blume?
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>>138977957
So, let me get this straight. You've been to her house, and all you did was talk and ask for your game back? You dense motherfucker, you.
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I probably enjoy cockblocking him to death and acting all bro at him to the point of its almost gay. Then when we defeat the demon king i would probably leave back to a village then marry a qt girl in the countryside.
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>>138978315
>Covenant of the Plume
That game threw bullshit at you if you tried to get the best route your first playthrough.
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>>138978777
>anon has never been bullied by sexually frustrated teenage girls
harem that's indifferent to you > harem that actively despises you
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>>138978777
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

You will be the guy that gets tragically killed and tells the party with his dying breath that you love "Cute Girl from Village", or otherwise gets ganked in a dramatic fashion.
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>>138978863

Really? I never even bothered. It was a dark, gritty setting; Using the Plume and wreaking great devastation and misery seemed like the logical option.
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>>138978952
how should i know? i never have problems making friends and having conversation with the different sex. Maybe its my playboy friend's infects his confidence at me.
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>>138958554
That would be a hell of a twist
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>>138976888
Diamond hardness?
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>>138979043
Yea, To get the best end, you don't use the plume any more after the first battle. But this puts you at a disadvantage because even if you can beat the mission, you may not be able to gather enough sin to fill the quota. and when that happens a certain overpowered enemy pops up the next battle and pretty much makes sure you use it.
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>>138979002
>You will be the guy that gets tragically killed and tells the party with his dying breath that you love "Cute Girl from Village", or otherwise gets ganked in a dramatic fashion.
that is kinda a great way to die.

i would be satisfied that i would be the guy who devote his life into defeating the demon in order to save the qt girls from villages

>holding back a swarm of demons and fight to the death as you tell your hero friend that you all doing this for the qt village girls
now im sad i can't die that way
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>>138979264
I can swear there's a manga where the girl rejects the guy on his deathbed because her love interest (the MC) is standing nearby but for the life of me I can't remember.
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>>138979334
That sounds unnecessarily tragic
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>>138955255
>Would you risk you life to fight legions of hellspawn only for the rest of your party to fawn over the other guy after every battle?

yeah. because i think fighting legions of hellspawn with godly powers would be fun as shit. If you want to go out and fuck women you dont need to be fighting legions of hellspawn in the first place.
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>>138962880
Rance is pretty good to his male friends though. Just don't let him near any cute girls you like.

He'll take over a country and leave after he gets bored so you'll end up with tons of land and riches.
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>>138960695
The game Overlord is basically this. There were 8 heroes who fought the previous Overlord, but they sacrificed you to beat him.

Now you are the new Overlord, and your job is to kill the Seven Heroes, who have gone bad.
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>>138955255

Sure. I'm the least useful member of the party, after all: he's the strongest dude. If we lose, the world ends. I mean, I might be resentful, but I want to live more than anything else.
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>>138955255
I dom the guy, obviously.
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>>138955255
There's an anime sorta like that airing right now.
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>>138961268
>Chooses a bunch of guys because he's afraid of his boner
What a fuckin' faggot
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>>138979608
>don't let him near any cute girls you like

He hasn't actually done Hunty ever and he's never done Leila after finding out she likes Rick.

He even offers to give Rick sex tips (but Maris tells Rick that Rance is the worst person to get sex tips from).

Keep him away from your sister though
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>>138981119
Black hair is the MC? Damn, yellow guy looks chilly in more ways than one.
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>>138955255
Of course.
Doing right is its own reward.
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