Will there ever be more of best girl in Monogatari series?Pic related ofc.
Snek is a best and anyone who says otherwise has an ultimate shit taste
>>138830271
Greetings brother with patrician taste.
>>138830205
great villain
fun arc
amazing openings
meh character
>>138830411
You forgot top tier waifu.
>>138830466
I'm not a pedophile, dude!
>>138830674
>pedophile
Its not pedophilia if the police dont know senpai
even angry she is best grill
>>138831158
Angry Snek best Snek.
Snail best. Crab worst.
I'm only 3/4ths done with bakemonogatari but I have to say snail>snake>crab>>>>>monkey
>>138832114
and then there is this faggot posting the 1st non-snek pic
>>138832397
I'd lick this snek
Snek posting must not stop friends.
>>138831886
This
>>138830271
Agreed. LNfags are fucking liars.
28 replies/ 7 posters
As expected of snakefags
>>138832809
We are keeping her perfect body for ourselfs.
I'm so happy so many other people has fallen to the lewd side
>>138831886
I respect your opinion and see well where you're coming from, but I disagree
>>138833051
>So many people
>10
Well congrats on breaking double digits I guess.
>>138833111
It's not just this thread, snake has been popping up on /a/ a lot more recently
>>138833247
Yeah and I'm sure it's not the same people making the threads.
>>138833247
Im proud of myself,becasue I keep starting Snake threads,so more people can join the lewd side.
I don't like snek as a character but she sure is a cutie.
>>138832114
it's okay, at first monkey seems shit but eventually you find out she was never best girl. She was best bro who happens to probably be bisexual.
A little off topic but I don't remember when I was 7. Anyways, if I had a 7 year old nephew and I kept jerking him off and he said it felt good but he couldn't cum, is that how it works? Or can he actually cum but just shoot blanks at that age?
>>138832907
You don't even know how hard nigga, you don't even know
THE
LAST
IN
LINE
>>138830205
good pick but redditgahara is still the best for me
we are gonna post snek threads till everyone likes her
>>138830411
>great villain
>meh character
Something's not right here.
>>138830271
Great taste wise negro brother
Snek and Ougi OPs are always the best Gatari threads
>>138835176
>that pic
Holy shit this is cute.
Snake goddess is best goddess.
Though my order goes Snail > Bat > Snake > Bird > Doll > Bee > Monkey > Crab
Black hanekawa is the best character in the series.
>>138835768
You must be on drugs
Only a couple more months to go
>>138835795
Doujins when
>>138835945
If only I had money for that...
>>138835945
Just changed jobs, bought a new car, no money for new figures.
This hurts me.
>>138835945
Ordered one since pre-orders came up. Probably my most anticipated figure this year.
>>138835624
>Snail > Bat > Snake
At least you got the best girl trinity correct, I can respect that
>>138836118
I really don't care about the others girls after those three. Hell, Cat and Math don't even factor into my list.
>>138835945
The coming of this figure both excites and terrifies me
It excites me because I've been fucking dreaming of this kind of figure of my waifu ever since I got into buyfagging.
It terrifies me because while I preordered it immediately the same hour it was put up, I'm out of a job and poor as fuck at the moment, and since my dumbass self got it from GSC I'm probably gonna have to pay for it when it's released.
>>138833104
>Lindor
>Snake
Good taste, I didn't even know that flavor existed.
I'll have to try it out some time.
>>138836430
It's my favorite but usually only sold here around valentine's day. I wish you better luck in your hunt.
>>138835945
If only I didn't live in a shitty ass country where it costs so much money.
I don't think so
>>138835945
how much do these things cost in real money, not nipcash?
>>138836698
Where I live its around 200$.
>tfw you will never complete your waifu shrine because you can't afford one of those
Devil is best girl though.
>>138836895
She underrated but far from best girl
>>138836895
>Devil
>best girl
This is such a rare sight to see that it's kinda hard to hate. Keep on with your love for Devil anon, it's pretty admirable given how little there is of her. Here, have one of her.
>>138836895
Get out of here with your low quality waifu you plebelian.She was in the shittiest arc,the one that almost made me drop the show.
>>138836828
>200$
Wew, only cost me half that. Where did you order from?
>>138836282
I'm in the same position, but I've been dreaming of this figure ever since I saw her medusa design. I'll skip my electricity bill if it means I get to own it
Literal perfection.
Horrible slut garbage.
I love her so much.
>>138837084
Sadly I'm too poor to get one,but I'll say that I live outside of America,so shit is even more expensiveBut maybe I'll sell my TV and buy it,I can't stand not having it.
Snake is best cumdumpster.
>>138836698
As of right now it costs $113 before shipping on amiami. Conversation rights could change before it comes out and you'd have to pay, but probably not by much. The yen to dollar has been pretty consistent for awhile.
>>138837336
>conversation
Holy shit I should have proofread, conversion.
>>138836500
>It's my favorite but usually only sold here around valentine's day.
Ooh, good to know.
I'll have something to look forward to on valentine's I guess.
>>138837050
You must mean best arc, it was wonderful, sorry there isn't enough lewd to keep you interested you disgusting pleb.
>>138837050
>almost made me drop the show
come on, it wasn't THAT badi loved it
>>138837050
False and your 3DPD image speaks volumes of your shit taste.
>>138837453
>>138837449
I mean,I don't even need the lewd shit,but it felt so fucking long for 4 episodes I was almost asleep.And as much I like Numachi,the trauma that I got from seeing so much monkey will never leave.
>>138837590
fucking nigger, re-watch hana and be ready this time. it's fucking amazing
>>138837050
>papa franku cory in the house da best anime!! xd
Gtfo,don't bring your shit taste here
>>138837618
Im not gonna waste my time watching arc that contains so much of the worst girl.The only saving qualities are Kaiki and Numachi, but I still dont think its worth it.
>>138837724
It was the mist fitting reaction pic I have on my phone,fuck off.
>>138837805
Thanks phone for fucking me over,it should most instead of mist ofc.
>>138837761
if i watched the liquid diarrhea that was tsukimonogatari 3 times, then you can re-watch hana once
>>138837990
Eh,I guess I'll do it for science.But I'll do it tomorrow,gotta finish Chaika.
>>138837990
Eh,I guess I'll do it for science.But I'll do it tomorrow,gotta finish Chaika.
>>138838089
>>138838090
:0 hivemind /a/
>>138838090
>>138838089
I really hate that phone.
>>138838089
why the fuck would you be watching Chaika?
>>138838226
It's a meme show.I'm doing it for the memes.
>>138838443
that's okay then
Hello?Is anyone there?
>>138837050
Come on man, that was the chapter that proved to us that Kaiki was still alive and well, with an impeccable running technique
>>138831324
I WILL BURY MY DICK SO DEEP IN HER ASS THAT EVEN KING ARTHUR HIMSELF CAN'T PULL IT OUT AND HAVE TO DECLARE THAT I AM THE TRUE KING INSTEAD
>>138838226
Not him, but Chaika is a legitimately good anime. Regardless of the memes that came from it.
Absolutely loved it and I'll probably get a figure of her some day when I'm not poor as shit
>>138839298
I didn't get this, I thought he died at the end of Hitagi End but he's still alive in the Kanbaru arc which is set after? Does he die after the Kanbaru arc or is there some sheninigans that'll get explained later?
>>138839601
Some say that he is a ghost in Hana.Some say he survived Hitagi End.Noone really knows.
>>138839601Silly anon, why did you really think Kaiki was going to tell you the full truth just because he was narrating?
Holys shit.
I just rewatched SZS and it was as magnificent as ever.
I decided to give monogatari anither chance, maybe it was not that bad and hell it was bad. like really bad.
Can't believe it's made by same people.
Kaiki arc in season 2 was cool though.
>>138839790Have I been rused? If its by Kaiki I don't mind, he's best grill.
>>138839838
Spoken like a champ
>>138839601
He said he was hit in head, not that he died.
>>138837761
Kaiki wasn't even what was good about Hana though. He shows up to establish himself as Japanese Snape, then talks about meat for a bit and then fucks off. Unless he outright didn't plan the 'death' scene in Hitagi End (in terms of LNs Suruga Devil came before it) at the time I'm not sure why Nisio didn't just use Gaen in this scene, it wasn't anything worth un-killing Kaiki over.
Also Hana in general is way, way better as an LN. It's definitely one of those arcs that loses out on a lot when cutting out all the internal monologue.
>>138839790
>why did you really think Kaiki was going to tell you the full truth just because he was narrating?
you know every arc follows this same general rule, right? Hitagi End's the only arc where people just seem to handwave things away entirely because of Kaiki spoonfeeding this concept to you right at the beginning, I don't get it
>>138832785
>LNfags are fucking liars.
Snake's one of the characters hit hardest by the anime cutting stuff out, what are you talking about? Both of her arcs were adapted badly
>>138840911
This. I thought Nadeko Medusa was interesting enough in the anime, but my impression of Nadeko when I read the novel was totally different.
I think Shaft just didn't get her or something. As much as I love Mousou Express, the lyrics don't really fit her at all.
>>138830205
Why is she so cute?
Owari BD rips when
I want her to meet Kaiki again.
SE NO
>>138840684
There are 3 good reasons people generally believe in that exception to the general rule
1. Kaiki is a notorious liar
2. Kaiki warns us at the beginning that he won't guarantee you the legitimacy of his story, only that it will be entertaining
3. The event in question is directly contradicted in the following arc.
>>138839483
Chaika was a legitimately average anime. Watch it for the memes but the story is pretty flat/boring.
>>138837990
I haven't rewatched tsuki yet but I think it would make more sense after watching owari
Loving all these snake (image) dumps btw, at least a part of /a/ has good taste.
>>138844524
>Chaika was a legitimately average anime. Watch it for the memes but the story is pretty flat/boring.
I never found it boring, but then again I was watching it more because I liked all the girls a lot
>>138844524
Chaika was fun but generic, yeah. I went in expecting absolute garbage though so there's that. Plot twists were relatively interesting, the main cast bar Chaika herself were all relatively likeable and the action was entertaining.
>>138840684
People seem to dismiss any usual complaint they'd have with the series if Kaiki's involved for whatever reason. That Naruto-tier speech of his at the end of the arc was by far the hammiest scene in the entire series, no one seems bothered by it though.
>>138844908
I guess that's different from me then. I went in expecting a great show because it was so talked about on /a/ but, yeah.
>>138840911
>Both of her arcs were adapted badly
Why do you think so? Can you give some specific examples?
>>138845882
>expecting a great show because it was so talked about on /a/
I don't think I have a smug anime girl smug enough for this.
anyways, chaika was a fun ride till the end, it was rushed badly
>>138845882
If someone is spamming dumb meme images of an anime every day, I usually expect it to be pretty shit. See Oreimo, and that fucking hamster.
I like Chaika though, it was average but entertaining, and I personally found Chaika herself adorable.
>>138846797
This
For a meme anime it ended up being pretty fun. At least the first season anyways
>>138846797
I liked Umaru as a anime,but those shitposters are just fucking annoying.
>>138846855
I liked Umaru as an anime, but Umaru herself was just as obnoxious as the people shitposting her. Saving grace was the rest of the cast
Snake and Freddy are the best girls!
>>138848751
You can't compare Snake to Freddy.
>>138848788
I bet Snake would enjoy getting brutally raped by Freddy just like any other anon.
>>138848945
You mean like how every anon wants to be brutally raped by Snake?
>>138848945
I'd rather tag team Snake with Freddy than be raped myself.
>>138849011
>brutally raped by Snake
One can only dream
wait did this thread just get memed?
>>138849140
Holy fuck Anon,I almost got a heart attack.
>>138849011
I don't want to be brutally raped by Snake, I want to be Snake and get brutally raped.
Perhaps by Freddy.
>>138835624
Switch the first two and you're literally perfectBoth are great though and I respect your opinion
i made a thread asking if monogatari series was good and you faggots shitposted it and said it was awful etc
i went and watched the first series and it was excellent, you shitters have the worst taste
>>138830411
The arc where she becomes one with the snake is alright, but the arc where Kaiki shows he's a better MC than Araragi is GOAT.
>>138850845
>trusting /a/
>trusting /a/ with recommendations
My little anon can't be this retarded
>>138850845
I only watch it for thecoloring.