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This girl just called you a piece of shit. What are you going

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This girl just called you a piece of shit.

What are you going to do about it? Keep in mind she's a vampire ninja that is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg.
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If you force her into a kiss she has to marry you.
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/thread
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Unzip my dick and spin it like a helicopter.
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>>138818067
>vampire ninja that is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
>vampire

Turn Undead!
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rape
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>>138818085
>forcing a kiss on a supernatural being with ninja-training
Good luck with that
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Why would I do anything about it? She's not wrong.
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>>138818067
cummed inside my pants
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360 degrees and go for superior ninja
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>>138819415
And actually find her and post the correct girl.
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>>138819415
>360 degrees
>not 2π
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Is she a rule stickler?
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>>138819460
don't you be using those fancy radians on me boy
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>>138818067
I'd say "If I was such a piece of shit, then why aren't you giving me a titjob with those giant tits of yours?"

And then I get a free titjob.
Done. I win.
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>>138819486
But radian is kawaii desu senpai.
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>>138818904
>tfw 180 cm and 62 kg
she'll probably kill me without even lifting a finger
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>>138819548
She only needs to lift her skirt to kill me.
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>>138818067
>is 5'6"
>is almost 140

Holy shit, why is she so fat? And don't tell me that's all boob and ass
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Push her away because she's small
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>>138819670
She's not fat at all you delusional manlet
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>>138819711
Tall means you can get away with more weight. So yes, that is fat. Especially for a girl.
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>>138819670
>Holy shit, why is she so fat?
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>>138819744
You want some skeleton without curves instead?
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>>138818067
>62 kg.
Call her a fat shit.
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>>138818067
>173 cm tall

When do they learn?
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season 3 never
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My waifu would beat you all up.
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>>138818067
>What are you going to do about it?

Attack her insecurities. You need to do some research first, of course.
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>>138818067
Ask her to call me that again.
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you guys really love your shitty skinny girls if you think 62 kg is heavy for her
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>>138819783
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>>138819793
She's 5'6". Of course she's fat. You can only get away with so much boob fat and ass fat
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>>138818067
>tell me something that I don't know
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>>138819843
fat belly is sex
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>>138819855
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>>138819843
>>138818067
>173cm
>5'6"

It doesn't fit. Which one of you got it wrong?
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>>138819801
More.
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>>138819888
Neither.
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>>138818067
let her sit on my face
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>>138819548
same as you but
54kg instead
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>>138819744
That depends, she pretty fit as far as can be told so she can have a alot of muscle. Muscle ways more than fat. And she probably has very defined legs. Also I mean she has like 10+ pounds on her chest alone.
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>>138818067
>173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
I'm 183 cm and 63 kg, what a fatass
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>>138821343
She's got huge funbags.
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>>138821374
10 kg of tits, ass and legs?
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>>138819744
You'd be surprised what difference on weight legs and an all over defined body can do from being a twig and being defined with good amounts of muscle.
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>>138821422
Don't think hair that long doesn't weigh anything.
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>>138821452
It kinda doesn't
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>>138818067
Ask her why exactly am I a piece of shit. Her answer determines here I go from there.
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>>138818067
>This girl just called you a piece of shit.
This is my fetish.
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>>138818067
one of the three traditional ways to kill a vampire would be in order. monsters need to be eliminated
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>>138818067
>Tfw 40k
IN THE EMPERORS NAME BEGONE FILTHY DAEMON, YOUR TEMPTATIONS OF FLESH DO NOT CAPTURE ME.
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Why so many skellingtons in this thread?
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>>138818067
Just ignore it.

That always works.
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>>138818067
>173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
I'm 177cm tall and weight 53kg.
Maybe I can act like a damsel in distress and kiss her while she is distracted.
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>>138818067
GATE has teached me that fantasy girls are powerless against the might of normal men powered by modern science. By the end I'll be princess carrying her.
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>>138818067
>178cm, 68kg
She'd still dominate me though.
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>174cm, 55kg

skeleton
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>>138824757
And most of that is probably he tits. Seriously, her body is so freaking unbalanced
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Too many skellies. There's bound to be 80kg+ here somewhere.
R-Right?? ;_;
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>>138819495
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>>138824958
I'm 76kg.
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>>138818067
>173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
op is a manlet, he feels intimidated by this girl.
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>>138824958
Just weighed myself and I'm 79.7kg.

Sorry anon
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>>138824958
190cm
115kg
shit, I have to go down.
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>>138825148
wow
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>>138818067
>is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
She's only 168cm and her weight is unknown. You posted MAL ass-pull values.

>This girl just called you a piece of shit.
>What are you going to do about it?
I'd tell her I love her, too.
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>>138824958
183cm
118kg
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anyone know why Vol7 of the LN translation is still stalled?
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>>138825271
Because its shit.
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>>138818067
Stare at my feet and admit that I'm just a piece of shit.
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>>138825271
give me the link pls
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>>138824958
75 kg
but I'm only 177cm
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>>138825330

https://korezombiethetranslation.wordpress.com/
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>>138818067
give sarcastic remark but still clearly feel bad about it, waiting for a chance to get on her good side.

ie what the mc did in the show
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>>138825368
thx yeah
pls have a cute mafia ninja
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>>138825511
Don't type like a fucking retard.
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>>138825632
i did type with one or two fingers. Now i am shitdumping.
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>>138825749
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>>138818067
I know you are, but what am I? :^)
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>>138825773
i would
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>>138818067
>anon uses garlic breath
>it's super effective
After that, I'll double peace sing ahegao her into submission. I'm a fat old man, so by hentai logic laws it's perfectly doable.
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>>138826043
>bald

man
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>>138818067
I'm taller than that, weigh more, and my dick is way bigger. I could take her out easy.
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Of course I'd give my reasons as to why I think she's wrong because that's usually what normal people do more or less.

But I know you're not looking for a realistic response so I'd meme her to death :^}
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>>138826113
>mfw full hair
You had to take it from me, hadn't you?
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>>138826226
come on, i am 20 odds and started to regress too.
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>zombie lolicon MC
>3 lolis tsundere/kuudere/genki
>wife/vampirelover/ponytailsexgoddess/yanderetats
>"let's make it anime original!"
Kill me.
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>>138826273
Fap a lot (3+ times a day for starters) and brush your scalp regularly. Might help unless your genetics are really, really baldy.
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>>138819801
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>>138818067
Pat her head then gather a sandwich.
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>>138818067

Tell her to check her privilege of being a cis white anime female. Make her understand how problemativ that statement of hers is. Can´t she see that she is reproducec centuries of opppression and marginilization.

As a woman of anime she must understand that anime privilege should be accounted for at all times. WoA tend to marginalize people who identitfy themself as real. That is problemtatic and needs to be solved immediately.

*tipsfedora*
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>>138826394
blogging here
when i was a boy, i used to snatch my hair one by one for the sensation. I could see the hairbuds from it
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>>138826113
Yeah, you kinda have to be bald and fat to maximize your rape potential. It also helps to have a large group of faceless, well-toned men on standby for when backup is needed. I'm sure there are more than enough anons here happy to fill the role, we could just hang and watch anime while we wait for your signal.
I hope we can actually do stuff like that together once VR technology comes along far enough, I feel it would be a very fulfilling bonding experience for us all.
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>>138826497
Dayum anon. You should have snatched them from your ass or your scrotum. That way only your nether region would be bald by now.
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>>138826705
i was the boy. and boy i did remorse
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>>138826226
>grey hair here and there since childhood
>still not bald
Come on nature, take my hair.
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>>138818067
>Implying I know those fake measurements.
Translation to Murican when?
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tell me true /a/. Can Caucasian have a natural mix of blonde and black/brown hair?
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>>138826273
Anon, let me help you. My shit started falling out when I was like 23, so I ordered this stuff off the internet. It's expensive as hell, like 30 bucks a bottle, but not only is my hairline back to where it was, it's thicker too. If you ration it out intelligently you can get a several month's use out of it and you should be noticing differences well before the bottle runs dry. I know it sounds like I'm shilling and I kinda am because this stuff is the shit, but I'm just letting you know if you don't try to take care of it now you might not get another chance, because once it's gone for a while it stays gone. And not everyone is as attractive as Saitama so they might not be able to pull off a bald head like that, so take that into consideration as well.
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>>138826884
My hair is dark brown and it turns half blonde in the summertime, and I'm white as fuck for certain so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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>>138826839
This bitch fucked up your up.
What the fuck are you motherfucker going to fuck with her? Fucking bitch is a fucking bling-bling ninja fucker and is fucking short and fucking fifth weight of walmar whale.
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>>138826884
If I remember correctly my high school genetics, black hair is dominant, but then again light brown hair has to come from somewhere, no?
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>>138826938
>it is on J-list
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>>138826839
She's like 5'9 and a hundred pounds. Bean pole.
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>>138826394
doesn't fapping make it worse?
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>>138827058
u mean nigger is dominant.
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>>138827113
Since I am a fucking bear, at least I can say for sure it's not detrimental.
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>>138826938
Anon you better not be playing me here.

My hair's slowly been falling out since I was 21 and two years later it's starting to reach the point where it's getting noticeable without me having to lift my fringe up so I'm actually tempted to order this.
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>>138819432
muh dick.
Why is she so perfect?
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Where is her nose?
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>>138819460
>2 pi
>not tau
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>>138827410
Up my piece of shit asshole.
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btw, any German here, want to confirm something. Is there any caffeine-infused bald preventing shampoo popular there? shit got advertised here.
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>>138824086
>Tfw skinnyfat with high metabolism
How does one readjust their mass distribution to look proper?
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>>138827493
not german, but I have it. Except for your hair feeling nice and smooth after usage I didn't noticed anything else.
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>>138827601
what is the proposed/advertised function of caffeine ? wake up your hairbud?
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>>138827705
it actually helps with the tonic+ shampoo if you have a greasy hair because the alcohol dries it, and makes your hair smooth.
It won't grow your hair back, and not the best against dandruff, but its the poorfag solution and better than nothing.
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>>138827887
what and what. where is the caffeine? dissolve in alcohol and absorbed through scalp and react in the hairbud area by promoting blood circulation?

>dont shit with me with this overused piece of crap
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>>138827330
I tell you this as a guy who went through all the motions and understand what it's like to have a fucking bald spot on the back of your head when you're only 22 years old. I can't guarantee anything but it's at least worth a try, I mean it worked for me and someone else I know that's in their 40's and their hair looks great. If nothing else you'll get a three month supply of shampoo out of it, but if you're going to try it you better do it now before your window closes for good.
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>>138828048
Did you get the conditioner as well or just the shampoo?
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Mael > Sara > Eu > Chris > Dai > Kyoko >Childhood friend > Anderson > Belphagor > Saras > Shit > Haruna
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>>138819415

You brother are a man of wealth and taste.
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>>138828010
well thats the good question, caffeine actually does help, but this shit its only for pushing back those years, not restorating.
Caffaeine does help tho, but imo to be worthwile you should increase your intake by food and drinks mainly and not from shampoo.
Drink more coffee, green tea, etc.
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>>138818067

You children never learn?

DISINTEGRATE.

and if she still move.

DISINTEGRATE.

then

MASSIMIZED FIREBALL.
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>vampire ninja that is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg

So short. I'm 190cm tall.
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>>138828244
are u proposing caffeine as those allegedly health benefiting supplement with a brief explanation as antioxidant?
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>>138818067
>173 cm tall
more like 173 short amirite?
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>>138824958
100 kg here
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>>138828702
Why are you posting your fujotrash here?
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>>138828702
that pixels
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>>138828351
It's pretty average for a female
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>>138818067
let her step on me

then proceed to have angry vampire sex
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>>138818067
I'm 185 cm.

But I'd let her kill me. Better than hanging myself.
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>>138828132
I just used the shampoo, I think you can use most any conditioner afterwards to keep it smooth if the argan is drying your hair out. Though if you're desperate and willing to pay extra for the conditioner for a better chance of hair restoration then that's your choice.
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>>138829473
what is the conditioner function anyway?

>i use soap
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>>138818067

Tell her to get out of my house.
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>>138828336
vessel stimulant and dht blocker.
The thing is this whole hair loss shit is still in babby mode, no one really knows what causes it, everything is just a theory. What works for X guy won't work on Y guy or vice versa even if both are supposed to have the same exact problem and used the same product to cure it.

If you really want your hair back you'll have to open your purse. Maybe you'll be lucky and find a cheap solution quick, or not and go up to the transplant.
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>>138829909
>dht blocker
reminded me that bald is an alpha sign that testosterone level is maintained
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>This girl just called you a piece of shit.
>What are you going to do about it?
Talk about baldness prevention, it seems
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>>138830050
balding in Japan culture is serious matter and derogatory accusation as commonly associated to faceless man and also of their respect of personal image
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>>138824958
Yes
But I'm 1m70
Most of it is msucle though.
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>>138824958
Over a 100kg.

Also over 200cm, lanklet master race

Reminder if you're fat anime isn't for you.
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>>138830207
>over 200cm
Nigga you gonna die from heart failure
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>>138818067
Get my servant to call her a piece of shit.
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>>138818067
Hang out with the better ninja. She won't do shit to me anyway I'm 200 cm and 72 kg.
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>>138830372
soulless creature with dead eyes
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>>138830038
baldness doesnt mean you have high testosterone, it means your hair follicles are genetically susceptible to weakening from dht.

The only treatment that has any verified effect is a dht blocker
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>>138830442
u are right but pls keep this a urban legend to save faces
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>>138818067
"And?"
That or just shrug.
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>>138830372
>2m
>72kg
She'd take you out in one punch to your gut, you underweight skelington.
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>>138818067
Walk away to find a better vampire ninja that don't have chest tumors and isn't worst girl.
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>>138831591
>don't have chest tumors
I dunno man, the anime sure gave her an upgrade
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>>138831890
Anime gave her magic tits that looked small in normal scenes, and huge in fanservice scenes. Who cares about that when her real size should be slightly above medium.
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>>138832093
What kinda medium we talking about?
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>>138828155
>Anderson and Belphegor that low
Please nigga, try and apply yourself
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>>138818067
This is what i would do
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>>138832126
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>>138832285
So the anime gave literally anyone not flat an upgrade
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>>138818067
Apply sledgehammer to forehead
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>>138818067
Ignore her, then proceed to find Eu and Haruna.
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>>138832445
Haruna a shit. Fuck off harunigger.
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>>138832280
>The bigger the bitch, the more satisfying it is to dominate and break the bitch
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>>138819781
This. Will most likely get beat up at first. Sell like a motherfucker, then hulk up and finish her off with a shooting star mating press
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>>138820231

Now you are just meming, that's to skinny even for a girl
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>>138832478
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>>138832445
Took over 160 posts until Yuu or Haruna gets finally mentioned as the better option. It feels like the Korean Zombie fanbase is nearly ded.
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>>138832285
Right side is superior. Flat is justice.
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>>138818067
I thought this was about me?
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>>138818067
Tell her, "Oh no that sucks." and leave. I've been called worse.
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>>138818067
Was it ever explained why she acts like a total cunt? Calling people a piece of shit and disgusting simply isn't normal. There has to be a cause behind it.
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>>138825320
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>>138827371
She just is.
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>>138832567
I can't into metric, but I'm 6'4 and 145 lbs. Some people are just hungry skeletons.
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>>138819415
>>138828155
>>138830372
>>138831591
Men of excellent taste right here.
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>>138833518
The show never did. Both seasons were comedy from start to finish. The only exception was Eu's serious drama/plot dealing with King of the Night in S1 and Ayumu in the last arc of S2.
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>Vampire Ninja
I've dealt with worse.
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>>138835707
>jojofags
Everytime. Do they not realize how embarrassing they are?
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>>138833790
Well, she is the objectively best girl afterall.
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>>138826421
Cow tits :3
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>>138818067
188cm, 87kg, put her into the dirt
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>>138838086
Have you and all the other taller, bigger guys forgotten the part where she's a vampire ninja?
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>>138838133
What makes you think >>138838086 isn't a vampire ninja as well?
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>>138838285
He didn't call her a piece of shit, so I guess he can't be one.
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>>138838133
no, but technique can only bring you so far, if someone has 25kg on you and a much greater range due to armlength, you can try to use fancy ninja skills all you want, if one punch still ignores your blocking attempts and blows your lights out its still game over
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>>138838457
What about the fact that she can create a sharp sword out of nothing?
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It would be hilarious if an actual vampire showed up and laughed at the existence of "vampire ninjas" and said it was as ridiculous as "werewolf pirates".

They can freely walk in the sunlight, they are not vampires.
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Season 3 never.
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>>138818954
Easy peasy, no girl can resist my masculine charms.
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>>138838933
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>>138824568
Rory would still kick your ass one on one.
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>>138838508
he really does have a cute butt
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>>138839190
Get off the internet and come to my place, Saras.
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>Blonde female vampire
>Black hair

No, YOU piece of shit are heresy

I'm not even white and I wish you would stick to your roots
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>>138818067

"Please abuse me more mistress."
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>>138824958
176, 69 kg
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>>138838966
Of course anon.
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>>138825148
Anon you can do it!
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>>138838994
best eyes
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>>138839478

Yes, yes I am.
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>>138819780
Who?
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>>138829550
My internet went out for a couple hours. Anyways, it keeps your hair in good shape, and if it's the same stuff I assume it also helps prevent hair loss. You can try it if you want, I just use the shampoo and it's almost back to it's original thickness.
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>>138835769
I could be wrong but I believe he's saying a time stopping vampire with a stand is far more of a hassle to deal with than a simple vampire ninja, which is an objective truth. Take care not to embarrass yourself either.
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Sera is meant to be taken doggystyle.
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>>138827431
Tau is for pleb. Fuck off.
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>>138819670
>>138819843
5"8", actually.

>>138825192
Unless this is true.
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>>138841046
This x100.
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>>138818067
Open a window and repel her with my one dot in True Faith
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>>138845499
Just imagining how those tits violently flop around as you hold both her arms behind her back is truly awe inspiring.
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>>138818067
apply boot to arse with much force, i've punted heavier things than 62kg of vampire
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>>138847916
By boot, you mean penis, right?
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>>138845499
Too sexy for her clothes even if she wears them well.
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Shove my cock up her ass
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>>138818067
I don't know fucking leave?
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Didn't Sera win?
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>>138840999

I'm a bad, bad pervert.
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>>138832445
>Second best girl
>Second worst girl
Is this bait?
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Run away crying and have Anderson comfort me.
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>>138818067
>vampire
Good thing I ate garlic earlier.
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>>138850230
I heard it was Eu.
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Insult her back. "Go to a car wash! You stink bad! Bitch!"
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>>138850230
>>138851246
Wasn't it a harem end?
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>>138851219

Yes I am mistress.
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>>138852540
You're mistress?
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Masochists, all of you.
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>>138853295
Well, Sera is hot so you know.
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>>138818067
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>>138818954
I got this.

Obviously I should freak out. That will cause me to trip awkwardly. Once I trip ,I will clearly land on top of her in a panic. Then once I realize what is going on after said fall, I will clearly be groping at least one of her breasts. After that I shall again panic, that will result in her kissing me, and having to be my wife.
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>>138852733

No, this is Patrick.
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>>138850230
It was a family ending sort of ending.
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>>138824958
59kg here, then again, I'm also a manlet.
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>>138818067
>185cm and 58kg
I think I'll be fine.
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>>138833675
Damn booty vampire was great.

S3 nevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. T_T
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>>138826884
I had black hair when I was born, dirty blonde as a toddler and medium brown for the rest of my life. I also have red facial hair that is brown at the sides.

>>138827058
High school genetics is horseshit. It's not just simplification, they teach blatant lies.
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>>138819495
?????
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