This girl just called you a piece of shit.
What are you going to do about it? Keep in mind she's a vampire ninja that is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg.
And actually find her and post the correct girl.
don't you be using those fancy radians on me boy
>tfw 180 cm and 62 kg
she'll probably kill me without even lifting a finger
She only needs to lift her skirt to kill me.
>Holy shit, why is she so fat?
My waifu would beat you all up.
That depends, she pretty fit as far as can be told so she can have a alot of muscle. Muscle ways more than fat. And she probably has very defined legs. Also I mean she has like 10+ pounds on her chest alone.
>This girl just called you a piece of shit.
This is my fetish.
>is 173 cm tall and weighs 62 kg
She's only 168cm and her weight is unknown. You posted MAL ass-pull values.
>This girl just called you a piece of shit.
>What are you going to do about it?
I'd tell her I love her, too.
pls have a cute mafia ninja
i did type with one or two fingers. Now i am shitdumping.
Of course I'd give my reasons as to why I think she's wrong because that's usually what normal people do more or less.
But I know you're not looking for a realistic response so I'd
meme her to death :^}
Tell her to check her privilege of being a cis white anime female. Make her understand how problemativ that statement of hers is. Can´t she see that she is reproducec centuries of opppression and marginilization.
As a woman of anime she must understand that anime privilege should be accounted for at all times. WoA tend to marginalize people who identitfy themself as real. That is problemtatic and needs to be solved immediately.
Yeah, you kinda have to be bald and fat to maximize your rape potential. It also helps to have a large group of faceless, well-toned men on standby for when backup is needed. I'm sure there are more than enough anons here happy to fill the role, we could just hang and watch anime while we wait for your signal.
I hope we can actually do stuff like that together once VR technology comes along far enough, I feel it would be a very fulfilling bonding experience for us all.
Anon, let me help you. My shit started falling out when I was like 23, so I ordered this stuff off the internet. It's expensive as hell, like 30 bucks a bottle, but not only is my hairline back to where it was, it's thicker too. If you ration it out intelligently you can get a several month's use out of it and you should be noticing differences well before the bottle runs dry. I know it sounds like I'm shilling and I kinda am because this stuff is the shit, but I'm just letting you know if you don't try to take care of it now you might not get another chance, because once it's gone for a while it stays gone. And not everyone is as attractive as Saitama so they might not be able to pull off a bald head like that, so take that into consideration as well.
This bitch fucked up your up.
What the fuck are you motherfucker going to fuck with her? Fucking bitch is a fucking bling-bling ninja fucker and is fucking short and fucking fifth weight of walmar whale.
Anon you better not be playing me here.
My hair's slowly been falling out since I was 21 and two years later it's starting to reach the point where it's getting noticeable without me having to lift my fringe up so I'm actually tempted to order this.
it actually helps with the tonic+ shampoo if you have a greasy hair because the alcohol dries it, and makes your hair smooth.
It won't grow your hair back, and not the best against dandruff, but its the poorfag solution and better than nothing.
what and what. where is the caffeine? dissolve in alcohol and absorbed through scalp and react in the hairbud area by promoting blood circulation?
>dont shit with me with this overused piece of crap
I tell you this as a guy who went through all the motions and understand what it's like to have a fucking bald spot on the back of your head when you're only 22 years old. I can't guarantee anything but it's at least worth a try, I mean it worked for me and someone else I know that's in their 40's and their hair looks great. If nothing else you'll get a three month supply of shampoo out of it, but if you're going to try it you better do it now before your window closes for good.
well thats the good question, caffeine actually does help, but this shit its only for pushing back those years, not restorating.
Caffaeine does help tho, but imo to be worthwile you should increase your intake by food and drinks mainly and not from shampoo.
Drink more coffee, green tea, etc.
let her step on me
then proceed to have angry vampire sex
I'm 185 cm.
But I'd let her kill me. Better than hanging myself.
I just used the shampoo, I think you can use most any conditioner afterwards to keep it smooth if the argan is drying your hair out. Though if you're desperate and willing to pay extra for the conditioner for a better chance of hair restoration then that's your choice.
vessel stimulant and dht blocker.
The thing is this whole hair loss shit is still in babby mode, no one really knows what causes it, everything is just a theory. What works for X guy won't work on Y guy or vice versa even if both are supposed to have the same exact problem and used the same product to cure it.
If you really want your hair back you'll have to open your purse. Maybe you'll be lucky and find a cheap solution quick, or not and go up to the transplant.
Over a 100kg.
Also over 200cm, lanklet master race
Reminder if you're fat anime isn't for you.
Get my servant to call her a piece of shit.
Hang out with the better ninja. She won't do shit to me anyway I'm 200 cm and 72 kg.
baldness doesnt mean you have high testosterone, it means your hair follicles are genetically susceptible to weakening from dht.
The only treatment that has any verified effect is a dht blocker
Walk away to find a better vampire ninja that don't have chest tumors and isn't worst girl.
>don't have chest tumors
I dunno man, the anime sure gave her an upgrade
What kinda medium we talking about?
Took over 160 posts until Yuu or Haruna gets finally mentioned as the better option. It feels like the Korean Zombie fanbase is nearly ded.
Tell her, "Oh no that sucks." and leave. I've been called worse.
Men of excellent taste right here.
The show never did. Both seasons were comedy from start to finish. The only exception was Eu's serious drama/plot dealing with King of the Night in S1 and Ayumu in the last arc of S2.
Well, she is the objectively best girl afterall.
Have you and all the other taller, bigger guys forgotten the part where she's a vampire ninja?
What makes you think >>138838086 isn't a vampire ninja as well?
no, but technique can only bring you so far, if someone has 25kg on you and a much greater range due to armlength, you can try to use fancy ninja skills all you want, if one punch still ignores your blocking attempts and blows your lights out its still game over
What about the fact that she can create a sharp sword out of nothing?
It would be hilarious if an actual vampire showed up and laughed at the existence of "vampire ninjas" and said it was as ridiculous as "werewolf pirates".
They can freely walk in the sunlight, they are not vampires.
Get off the internet and come to my place, Saras.
>Blonde female vampire
No, YOU piece of shit are heresy
I'm not even white and I wish you would stick to your roots
Of course anon.
My internet went out for a couple hours. Anyways, it keeps your hair in good shape, and if it's the same stuff I assume it also helps prevent hair loss. You can try it if you want, I just use the shampoo and it's almost back to it's original thickness.
I could be wrong but I believe he's saying a time stopping vampire with a stand is far more of a hassle to deal with than a simple vampire ninja, which is an objective truth. Take care not to embarrass yourself either.
Run away crying and have Anderson comfort me.
I got this.
Obviously I should freak out. That will cause me to trip awkwardly. Once I trip ,I will clearly land on top of her in a panic. Then once I realize what is going on after said fall, I will clearly be groping at least one of her breasts. After that I shall again panic, that will result in her kissing me, and having to be my wife.
I had black hair when I was born, dirty blonde as a toddler and medium brown for the rest of my life. I also have red facial hair that is brown at the sides.
High school genetics is horseshit. It's not just simplification, they teach blatant lies.