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Why does everyone shit on Aqua when is by far the most powerful

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Why does everyone shit on Aqua when is by far the most powerful character so far shown?

I mean for fucks sake she can summon biblical floods and revive the dead.

She could probably solo the demon king.

Is it because she's retarded?
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Because she is an annoying shit-girl.
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selfish bitch
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Best girl. BEST GIRL.
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>>138797644
> Power
> Responsibility
Pick one.
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Her power has nothing to do with it, She just has annoying gimmicks that get tiresome really fast.

Sometime they're funny, Majority of the time they aren't.
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>>138797881
Still by far the most powerful character introduced.

I mean holy fuck she's a deity.
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>>138797977
Kill yourself tripfag.
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>>138797644
DA
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>>138798177
ME
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>>138797644
> answers own question

Aqua, please.
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>>138797644
>Is it because she's retarded?
Yes. Literally high stats in everything but int, which is rock bottom; and it shows.
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>>138798222
GA
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>>138797644
>super powerful
>she is a complete moron.
This is probably worse than if she wasnt super powerful. And why kazuma would pick her as his item is beyond me.
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>>138798264
MI
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>>138798264
MI
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>>138797644
People shit on everything. She and Kazuma are my favourites.
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>>138798019
>holy fuck
Exactly.
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>>138798295
Kazuma was pissed that she was treating his death as a joke and chose her as his item out of spite more than anything
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Though cute she comes off as snobbish and bratty. Her constant crying is attractive and her being a selfish little bitch is probably the worst part about it. I can deal with being useless in combat if you have other abilities (purification and barrier destruction) but if your only ability is party tricks then you are a burden.

Compared to the other girls her looks aren't that great either desu.
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>>138798370
You do know that every character being a horrible person is the joke right?
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>>138798370
I'd say resurrection and being able to purge undead and being a mana battery is pretty important. More variety than everyone else's abilities so far.
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>>138797644
She is retarded and annoying. Nonetheless I'd fuck that ass of hers and rub my dick over her armpits and sag tits until I passed out from exhaustion.
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Megumin is best.
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it's a joke
it's a comedy
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>>138797644
> the entire town is in danger
> her first instinct is to gtfo

Need I say more?

I'm kidding, I like baka-sama
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>>138798601
You are not worthy.

>>138797911
My nigga.
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>>138798868
http://megum.in
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>>138798927
I do want to abuse her and think she is annoying, but somehow I think she'd be fun to have around
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>>138797644
Can you see her pussy from the front? It's look like you can.
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>>138798295
>>138798369
this and he didn't know she was functionally retarded
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>>138797644
Doesn't do anything for my penis and powers are negated by comedy. Still a great character.

I love our petty, vengeful, stupid goddess.
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>>138798927

I wish to fondle Aqua's saggy tits.
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>>138798931
This website is great.
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>>138799149
>Doesn't do anything for my penis
With dat ass? Really?
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I want a damegami pet!
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I don't know what it is about characters like Aqua that just makes my dick hard.
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>>138798927
I want to Discard Aqua.
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>>138797644
She's the equivalent of unskilled kids that threw their single mother's mastercard at the game's cash shop to buy the most broken everything but still suck because they're stupid and bad.
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>>138798370

>Being attracted to crying

You clearly didn't grow up with a lot of younger siblings and responsibility if that gets you going.
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>>138799987
No, but I used to accidentally make girls in my class cry by being an asshole. Besides, 2D>3D
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>>138799482
>konosuba's world is pray to win
suicide cancelled
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>>138799161

how did a goddess get saggy titties? you'd think she'd make sure that doesn't happen
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People need to realize that despite Aqua's flaws, she's not that bad. She will laugh at you, try to wring out as much money as possible, and is generally a greedy dumb fuck, but she's still a loyal friend, actually a very trustworthy person, and has the power to subvert the natural laws of the world for you. She's not the greatest person, but I would definitely say she's a great friend.
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>>138798927
I love this recent armpitpussy fad. My fetish is finally in the spotlight
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>>138800186
better question, why does a Goddess need tits at all?
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>>138800051

Bitchy whining and crying is one of those few things where 2D is just as bad as 3D. Megumin is much younger than Aqua, yet she's far less high maintenance and whiny.
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>>138797644
I want to lick her
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>>138799987
I have a bully fetish. I like seeing cute girls cry. Not the same as seeing ny siblings cry.
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>>138800246
They should ditch this chick for Wiz. She looks way more useful.
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>>138800230
I don't know, she's pretty willing to screw Kazuma over.
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>>138797644
I actually like her as a character. You can't deny she's a major driving part of the show. She is endearing in her own way.

For one small moment in ep 10. I thought she was cool even if she made this face. Funny, but cool in her own way when that happened.
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>>138797644
I like her H2O hairpiece
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>>138800326

She is more useful and she's hot, but Megumin is the mascot. That's like Ash ditching Pikachu.
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>>138800326
this
>better explosions
>can do other stuff
>not a chuuni
>hot
>big tits
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>>138800399
She won't abandon him. She's actually a very loyal friend. She's just extremely stupid and greedy most of the times.
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>>138798487

She is the worst one by far no contest.

>>138798527

Combat wise she is useless. How useful will that be against frogs or anything that can attack you?

>>138799987

I meant to say unattractive but hey keep projecting.
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>>138800449
Most graceful goddess
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>>138800230

If she got her divine status back right now, she would throw Kazuma's ass under the bus for not showing the proper respects.
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I laughed pretty hard when she tried to bust Kazuma out of jail.
>I don't know why everyone thought Megumin made those explosions
>Mr Guard please let me give this ladder to Kazuma. He really needs it.

I can't hate anyone that funny. Would drink with and tease.
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>>138798262
I thought she had shitty luck too?
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>>138800548
Not every party member is suited for pure combat. She's a supportive member and barrier breaking, resurrection, healing, purification, undoing curses and providing mana etc are all useful things in the adventure. She can also summon tsunamis from what we've seen so far, if you need something destructive.
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>>138800230
This.

All of them are goddamn stupid in their own way. But never did I see that they aren't loyal to each other.

Plus, they're funny.

>>138800671
Kazuma's godly luck is negated by the 3, yes.
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>>138800609
I want to lock her in a cage until she becomes a hikkikomori.
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>>138800523
>not a chuuni

Discard the lich, acquire MAHJIK IEYTEHM
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>>138800716
They're basically "It's Always Sunny in Fantasy Straya"

Kazuma is Dennis
Aqua is Deandra
Megumin is Charlie
Darkness is Mac
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>>138800716
In the last episode when Kazuma's getting arrested, Megumin immediately went "time for my next adventure!" and tried to leave. Which is why I love this party.
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>>138800893
what a slut
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>>138800892
Who's Frank?
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>>138797644
Does she have a henshin scene or did they design her as a magical girl for no reason?
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>>138800609
Nah she wouldn't. Aqua is actually very benevolent. Yes she'll laugh at other people's misfortune, but at the same time, she doesn't abandon them. She constantly forgets that she wants to go back to heaven too for that matter and is actually having more fun adventuring with Kazuma than her old job. She and Kazuma actually share that as a similarity, where they were both pretty much hikkomori and lazy bums before the new adventure, and despite all the hardships, are enjoying their current life.
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>>138801054
probably the basket weaver, Chris, or Dust or something. idk
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>>138797644
>Is it because she's retarded?
That is part of it, she is also a cunt. She like a generic Tsundere without the dere
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But I love Aqua!

She acts annoying and bratty and snobby, but it just comes off as adorable to me. I would love to have her around, even with some of the trouble she causes.
Not to mention, I guarantee she would "service" Kazuma if he just asked.
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>>138801236
Mate, if he asked for an op item or ability, he could just go around raping all the women he wants.
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>>138800453
Damn, I never noticed.
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So what kind of party would you guys like anyway?

A normal party like Mitsurugi's, where women partymates fawn over you.

Or like Kazuma's, where everything is fucked up with girls making work hard for you.
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>>138800282

I have a bully fetish too, but I more so like to see people scared, angry, and confused. I don't mind tears as long as they're the product of being terrified. Otherwise it's just annoying.
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>>138801294
But those women aren't Aqua.
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>>138801322
Kazuma's party, obviously.
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Megumin = fire
Aqua = water
Darkness = ???????????
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>>138801322
Kazuma's party in the end is the better party. The hardship they share with each other is true bonding, plus the risks they have to take to get anywhere is higher profit. It's more enjoyable being with the idiots than being an idol.
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This is how I worship Aqua.
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I want to fill her butt with my semen.
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>>138801339
Kill the demonlord, wish for aqua to be his sexslave for eternity.
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>>138801382
darkness
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>>138801339
>aqua as a succubus
MAH FUCKIN DICK
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>>138801196
She's not tsundere, she's smugdere who gets her ass handed to her when she goes too far but also has a dere side.
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>>138797644
because she's a fucking idiot and has a cunt personality half of the time
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>>138801322
Solo, assuming i had the power to do it.
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>>138801450
When does she show a dere side?
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>>138801322

Mitsurugi's party is not normal. I normal party would be something like Keith and Dust's.
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>>138801322
>ever picking mitsurugi's party
That would take a special kind of faggot.
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>>138801555
Actually considering mitsuragi is super op, he has a shitty harem.
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>>138801322
If I wanted the other party, I'd watch or read the dozens of other titles with the same premise but with slavish shallow cock-orbiters and Gary Stus.
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>>138801503
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>>138801714
Doesnt really seem dwre, she is just admiring someone. Dere is when you are romantically sweet on someone
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>>138801503
vol6. When Kazuma died again.
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>>138801629
that's why he was trying to get aqua
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>>138801762
thought dere was just sweet period.
She's sweet when she's drunk at least.
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>>138801762
Well she isn't a love interest so I don't expect romantic stuff
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>>138801450
If anything, she reminds me of umaru a bit too much.
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>>138801977
Her voice sounds better and she is way hotter
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>>138801846
But here is the thing. He genuinely seems like a slightly comedic version of your usual fairy tale prince. He is good looking, and seems to by your typical do-gooder type hero. He should be swimming in bitches. But he really only has two mediocre girls. Fuck, if the average /a/non was given powers and went around saving towns, he could probably build a better harem in a matter of days.
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>>138801921
>Well she isn't a love interest
She should be.
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>>138802034
Her voice is weird. It seems like it would be terrible, but it is strangely endearing.
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>>138802125
I thought she was.
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>>138802109
Even if the average anon wasn't a major chucklefuck, he would probably do something stupid and become an outlaw or be arrested/killed
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>>138802125
In our hearts, anon
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>>138802190
Not with a god tier item he wouldnt.
>i have a top tier spear and only 10 people on the planet can beat me
I doubt any of those 10 people will cone for you unless you kill their wife or something.
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>>138801382
Darkness = Earth
Chris = Wind
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>>138802261
And Kazuma is Heart. What do we get when we combine their powers?
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>>138802244
i seriously doubt they would stand back and let things like how kazuma was arrested for his coincidental destruction of a noble's estate (even if it saved an entire town in the process), especially if they had a godly cheat item.

Hell, even i wouldn't take that shit for doing what i thought was right, ESPECIALLY if i had some overpowered super item.
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>>138802244
>lance
I like you. Although I'd prefer some hack magic skill.
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>>138801136
This. Aqua's childish but she takes her goddess job seriously.
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>>138802459
High class conjuration magic for me
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>>138802138
Her seiyuu is good with that
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Why do all the goddesses try to send souls to a universe they didn't come from?
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>>138802666
Because living in Fantasy Australia is suffering and nobody wants to reincarnate there, so there's a shortage of souls.
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>>138800548
Dude she could have just summoned a fucking flood against the frogs.

She didn't because she's an idiot.
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>>138800609
She lost her status as a deity?
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>>138802666
They explained this in the first episode.
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>>138802228
They seem more like siblings than lovers, to be honest.
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>>138802666
People were refusing to reincarnate. It seems they cant or wont force you to reincarnate against your will satan.
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>>138802636
I'd take some special snowflake power with a chuuni name such as mana burst or some shit like that
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>>138802767
Temporary suspended.
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>>138802700
Right but Eris doesn't even offer it, and tempts Kazuma with a better life in his original universe.
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>>138802776
I don't see a problem with both.
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>>138802820
Because according to the rules everyone gets 1 (one) resurrection, and his was wasted on coming to F-Straya.

She was willing to accomodate him and give him a new, peaceful live in Japan, that's not really tempting.
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>>138802820
He ended up getting some good karma, she didnt think he would want to go back into that world
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>>138802729
I think it was more to give reason to start recruiting party members. Since they were so far from town it wouldn't cause any serious problems otherwise.
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>>138802884
wasn't he going to be rich and shit too? Can't remember.
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She's retarded on her own though her interactions with Kazuma are hilarious. And the voice acting is great.
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>>138802924
He was gonna live a confy life.
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>2 years until S2
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>>138802924
Yeah. He was meant to be reincarnated as the heir to a rich family.
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>>138803047
S2 this summer anon
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>>138802996
Her interactions with everyone are great. I love that she enables Megumin to keep blowing up the castle out of spite.
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>>138803185
At least she doesn't guide her down the path of alcoholism
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Why doesn't Kazuma take any romantic or sexual interest in his party members?
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>>138803333
Nice quads. Also
>they are all really fucking obnoxious
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this show had no reason to be as good as it was tbqh
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>>138803333
Were there no strings attached, he'd probably have buried himself in all 3 long ago., Unfortunately, the strings attached are pretty dire so it's easy to maintain self-control.
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>>138803333
>Why doesn't Kazuma want to bang a retard, a pain slut, and a child.
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>>138803423
She is cute, but doesn't come off as a very fuckable child. She would be a nice imouto.
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>>138803423
>retard
>masochist
>child

C'mon, this is /a/, the average denizen
has at least 1 of the 3 of those as fetishes
if anything.

And honestly, I'd settle for mentally retarded
as long as they don't have potato face
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>>138800716
The only one that's consistently loyal is Darkness, and not for good reasons. They're dysfunctional as fuck and it's great. Aqua tries to keep her earnings to herself on the cabbages and wants to abandon the party when the Destroyer is about to blow, Megumin plays dead at the Winter Shogun and immediately tries to leave Kazuma when law enforcement comes knocking, and Kazuma wants to settle down and abandon Aqua's quest as soon as he gets money. They point this out at the crab party, everyone's looking out for number 1.

They're never going to abandon one another due to circumstances, but they sure as hell want to. A lot.
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>>138803539
Im a sadist myself, but darkness, like everyone else in kazuma's party, takes their qualities to the extreme.
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>>138803333
Since they're in his party, he can't simply anal then dump. Unless he wants to live a living hell, he'd have to actually get in a relationship with one of them, and none of them are suitable: Darkness is NTR-bait, Megumin is a child and Aqua is literally retarded.
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>>138803636
Also, Aqua isn't interested in him. Or any romance at all, for that matter. She's practically asexual.
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>>138803636
I know Megumin is 14 but how old is Kazuma? And Aqua? Is she the typical thousand year old goddess?
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>>138803618
Darkness is pretty noble, though. I'd definitely let her princess carry me to bed and then not-so-gently dominate her.
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>>138803673
Well she can enjoy some dickings at least, can't she? That design is asking for some hard fucking.
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>>138797644
I do like how she's really overpowered but is such an idiot that she's no help at all
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>>138797644
Best girl
I have a soft spot for bratty selfish sluts
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>>138803729
I dont know if she is. Most of the time people just think she is noble, when in reality she is just trying to get off.
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>>138803738
Who knows, really. She isn't human. She probably has no drive to procreate because she's an immortal. I don't remember her ever being interested in anyone even sexually.
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>>138803816
She teases Kazuma about him jerking off in their stable.
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>>138803712
Kazuma's only 16, but it seems like he's 22 in the webnovel, which might explain his behaviour. Btw, I thought Megumin was younger, like 10~12.
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>>138803816

>I don't remember her ever being interested in anyone even sexually.
Mitsuragi
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If they made a CD of Aqua singing that song she sang inside the cage I'd buy it whatever the price
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all stats but int
SSS

Int
E
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>>138803866
teases but didn't enjoy

>>138803894
I don't remember that.
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>>138803866
No, it seems like she genuinely has no idea what he is doing.
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So all of this could have been avoided if Kazuma didn't sell off this guy's sword?
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>>138797644
Aqua is great. Kazuma's party wouldn't be well rounded or as entertaining without her being a pain.
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>>138803961
Yeah. He genuinely seems to be strong.
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>>138803793
Getting off is a noble endeavor, anon.
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>>138803165
That's the OVA.
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>>138803961
Yes.
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>>138803961
>implying he would have had the magic necessary to down Destroyer when an entire civilization couldn't even do it after they built it and knew of its flaws.
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>>138804049
>super op item given by the gods.
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>>138803961
He deserved it anyway, he broke the cage.
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>>138804084
Took a goddess' greatest effort simply to break its magical defenses. He couldn't do it.
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Just 1 more week.
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>>138801335
PURIFICATION
PURIFICATION
PURIFICATION
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>>138804215
Did it make top 5 in the end?
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>>138804006
only because his sword
which is why he's now completely useless
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>>138804117
Aqua doesnt have her god powers, just high stats
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>>138804280
And he's not an archpriest nor does he have the high magic stats she does.
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HIKKI-NEETO!!!!
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>>138801335
Dont get me wrong, i love seeing cute girls who are scared, afraid or in pain. But tears of frustration arent terrible.
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this is asuna with extra chromosomes
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What are you looking forward to in S2? I really want to see Lalatina's marriage interview
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>>138803712
She is 17. She explains that time flows at a different speed in heaven.
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>>138804385
Crimson Demon village. Though we might see that in the OVA
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>>138804385

Best bro bullying the lich
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Is there anywhere where I can read the LN? It seems sky ws doing, but they removed everything.
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>>138803636
despite Darkness being ntr bait, most things arent horny in that world

all male orcs are dead and female orcs can only breed more female orcs

most monster are dead, and people dont wanna deal with the trouble of dealing with a noble like Darkness when they can just have a nice sexual dream with NO TRABLE
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>>138804665
Read the fanfic, its pretty good.
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>>138804665
FBI pls go
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>>138801322
I would go to the party that has a superior healer or priest

It is just more economical that way.
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>>138801503
>>138801714
>>138801762
In Volume 8, apparently Aqua says Thank You to Kazuma for the first time since she was summoned alongside him to Fantasy Australia.
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>>138804723
Is it an actual fanfic or simply a way to hide the LN translation from fbi? It's not like I'm from fbi or anything, just curious...
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>>138805016
It's just fanfiction, anon.
We don't have a proper LN translator so a decent imitation is the next best thing, but it's good enough that it at least fills the void.
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That surprised me. I lowered my expectations even though the show is selling like crazy.
Anyway 10 EP is not enough for this show.
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What do you think of anime Yunyun?
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>>138805098
I think 10 episodes are fine if they can churn them out every other season.
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>>138805113
She didn't show up.
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>>138805124
If they had been allowed to have done 12 episodes we would have seen full episodes of Wiz's introduction and probably the party swap too.
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>>138797644
aquas not retarded she just lazy as shit. as a goddess has different priority's from the rest of them.
she could solo the demon king and go back to heaven but wheres the fun in that? right now shes on extended vacation where she can eat and drink as much as she wants. no responsibility's or job. shes willing to help out but doesnt want to completely fuck up the balance of things she only helps out when kazuma asks. party tricks are fun so why not make people lives better.
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>>138805191
maybe they'll do a flashback episode for that.
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>>138805196
>aquas not retarded
She literally has the lowest intelligence. She's practically potato with a hot body and no lisp.
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>>138805196
misinterpreting everything to make my favorite girl look better: the post
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>>138801236
>She acts annoying and bratty and snobby, but it just comes off as adorable to me

This

I thought she was cute when she was talking about wanting to be praised and spoiled rotten
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>>138805196
>aquas not retarded she just lazy as shit
>not retarded
>choosing party tricks over other skills
With first episodes your comment is already disproved.
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>>138805191
I was hoping they'd do those as OAVs, but I guess the OAV is Yunyun, which could have just been next season.
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I want Aqua to give me drunken fellatio
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>>138805430
>already has maxed stats and amazing megami skills
>needing to take Lower Level Heal instead of amazing morale boosting Nature's Beauty
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>>138805227
go read the vol3 epilogue where you get aquas pov
shes a goddess playing with kids no reason for her to be serious
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>>138805200
>>138805467
Yeah too late for that now. Only one OAV announced.
I think they would mess up S2 badly if they went for backstory instead of expanding the 3rd and 4th LNs.
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By far the funniest character. Even though she was annoying, I felt myself getting more frustrated at MC being a stick in the mud.
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>>138805522
yeah, not buyin' it. She has low intelligence. If she had high intelligence, it would have shown up, not be super secret or some bullshit like that
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>>138801054
Frank did come in until Season 2 m8
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>>138803793

There are plenty of ways to get off that are easier and certainly more painful. She has a responsibility and understands that it comes first. She looks at getting off as more of a job perk, if anything.
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>>138805328
Not even misinterpreting, just being outright wrong. Like she literally has jobs and responsibilities.
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>>138802138
Indeed.
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>>138802138
>>138805705
>Her voice is weird.

I thought Aqua's VA had one of the best performances, if not the actual best, equaling Kazuma's in the entire show.

It was amazing.
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>>138805098
I fixed her
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>>138805794
I want to fucking murder you.
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>>138805702
yeah, she looked real responsible sitting in a chair on her ass, eating potato chips while she sends lame soul after lame soul to Fantasy Straya to solve a problem she herself created.

So responsible!
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>>138805828
No, I mean in fantasy land. She literally has to work jobs so that she doesn't starve to death or freeze in winter.
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>>138805778

Yeah, not all seiyuus can make accurate chimp noises
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>>138803961
He had it coming. Totally worth it.
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>>138805863
Everyone does. It's not admirable to be able to do what you're default supposed to do anyway.
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>>138805906
It's not much of a vacation if you have to work to eat. She isn't just mooching off Kazuma or anything,.
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>>138805778
Ai Kayano did a good job too. After all, it's only fair that she play a masochist after playing a sadist.
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>>138805954
Nobody said she was.
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>>138805794
DELETE THIS
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>>138805869

I'll fucking murder you.
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>>138805954
She owes him 100k
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>>138797644
I don't know what you're smoking, but she can't even beat a fucking frog.
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>>138803559
Initially this is true, but eventually it's just to tease each other. Megumin doesn't sleep for days after Kazuma is taken by the princess, and they all go they're to get him back. They also make note of the fun they're having together in the later volumes.
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>>138803876
Megumin is 13 at the beginning, and turns 14 later in the series.
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>>138805702
okay maybe lazy was wrong word but she is bored as shit with her real goddess job. exactly zero fucks are given when kazamas choosing a item. shes been doing it so long she forgets who she sent to the new world cause theres been too many. now that shes in Australia she gets to play around doing something different.
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>>138806128
How old is Aqua?
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>>138803894
No she doesn't. She even forgot who he was when they meet again in Volume 6. Mitsuragi loves her though.
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>>138805982
The post chain I'm replying to has a guy that says
>right now shes on extended vacation where she can eat and drink as much as she wants. no responsibility's or job.
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>>138806206
well then I agree that guy is wrong. Missed that.
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>>138806187
10000 human years old someone posted once.
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>>138805991
>>138805827
why? her hair hoop looks dumb
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>>138806257
HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE BE SO STUPID THEN?
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>>138806187
>>138804392
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>>138803559
Aqua wasn't abandoning the party, she was abandoning the town. She is a greedy fuck though.
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>>138806292
That's why Kazuma was crying, obviously. She's so hopelessly stupid it drove him to despair.
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>>138806258
You're just as bad as the faggot editing out ZR.
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>>138806292
Her stupidity is transcendent just like her magic.
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>>138806292
No stimulation? She sits in an empty black room and sends dead nips to the afterlife.

Her job could be replaced with a kiosk and Scribblenauts.
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How old is Dorkness? Kazuma described her as older, but just how much? Like a year or something?
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So has any one figured out the number system yet?
I've got 1, 2, and maybe 5 right now.
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>>138803712
>>138803876
>>138804392
How are they able to portray Aqua and Kazuma drinking on Japanese TV without some shoehorned explanation that it's not actually alcohol.
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>>138806257
>10000 human years old
How many times do you guys think Aqua has fucked someone? Don't lie to yourself and say none either, I think we all know that it would be pretty easy to trick her into fucking you.
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>>138806187
Doesn't say specifically, but she did mention that the passage of time is different in each world. She may actually only be in her late teens or early twenties as time in the god world passes extremely slowly in comparison to others.
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>>138806394
She's 18.
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>>138806451
yeah, pretty much none. That's not lying to myself, that's observing behavior.
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>>138806443
Probably something like: "they're in a different world so Japanese laws don't apply to them"
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>>138806443

I was also surprised about all the drinking when it's pretty clear that Kazuma is supposed to be a teenager
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>>138806443
If they don't mention their age, is it okay?
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>>138803333
He does but he's a spineless wimp and won't act on the thoughts. Darkness/Megumin make fun of him on more than a couple occasions for it.
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>>138806443
Aqua is an old lady, kazuma is 22. (Not sure what age of majority is there)
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>>138807105
>(Not sure what age of majority is there)
20
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>>138801113
what is holding a goddesses hand like?
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>>138807207
Slimy
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>>138806394
22 years old
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18 or 22 which is it?
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>>138807612
16 was also mentioned.
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>>138807612
It's 18?
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>>138807705
THEN WHO WAS DRINK??????
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>>138807612
does it matter, she's divorced so that automatically makes her a Christmas cake
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>>138806675
Kazuma isn't a teenager. He's a hikki neeto. He's a worthless layabout adult.
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>>138807856
>THEN WHO WAS DRINK??????
stop.
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>>138807886

He's a high school student who had so little sleep he died of a tractor induced heart attack.
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where do you guys get darkness' age? was it ever mentioned or just speculations?
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>>138807963
Isn't being a high school student and a NEET a contradiction?
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>>138808032
Not if you're a high school dropout.
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>>138808032
Dropout? Just young?
You can still be a teenager and be a NEET.
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>>138807612
>>138808029
It could actually even be 17: From the first chapter:

>She gave off the vibe of a cool beauty at first sight as she looked at me expressionlessly.
>She was a bit taller than I am.
>My height is 165 cm.
>A bit taller than me should be about 170 cm.
>She was wearing solid metal armor all over her body, a beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Probably a year or two older than me.
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looking at aqua makes me feel weird
so im going to fliter every image with her in it.
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>>138808775
Are you gay?
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>>138806292
Time is relative. She might be old using human time, but per Heaven's calendar, she only a teenage girl.
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>>138808886
Aqua is such a child-like and carefree goddess. It's refreshing to see her get bullied all the time.
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>>138808775

FIGHT ME
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>>138808775
>And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out

Good guy.
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>>138808775
What kind of feel?
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>>138809039
This scene was hilarious, just the random goofiness in a such serious scene. I just can't wait for more.
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>>138808032
Probably just an awful student who wasn't actively learning anything.

Or she was just insulting him much like how 4chan calls everything cuck and weeb.
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>>138809098
for lack of better words, painless chest pains.
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>>138809178
He wasn't actually a student. He stayed at home all the time after being traumatized. Lost all his motivation.
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>>138809214
Well, this obviously isn't Aqua so I can post it!
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>>138809499
>traumatized
By what?
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>>138809214
>painless chest pains
I'm gonna take a wild guess.
its love.
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>>138809669
By realizing that he was going to have to live as a salaryman for the rest of his life.
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>>138809708
Man, he was smarter than me. Wish I had figured that out ahead of time.
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>>138809669
That his childhood love who promised him to be married in the the future got a bf
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>>138809669
His childhood friend cucked him by going out with a delinquent.
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>>138809708
Only NEETdom can save one from such suffering
>>138809811
>>138809816
Shit, that must hurt. I bet she even laughed at his death.
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>>138809860
Of course she did, even his own parents laughed at his death.
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>>138809816
>>138809811
What volume was that from? I don't remember reading it.
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>>138809811
>>138809816
Now that I know Kazuma got cucked, I like him a little more. Feel bad for the dude. Only chance for him to reincarnate into his fun dreamworld and he got this terrible place instead. God damn, how does Kazuma have good luck again?
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>>138809983
Vol. 5:

>My first crush was my childhood friend who told me in primary school ‘let’s get married after we grow up’.
>In the summer of middle school, I saw her sitting on the back seat of a delinquent sempai’s bike. I couldn’t describe the feeling that came over me, and I didn’t go to school anymore, spending my time in online games.
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>>138810052
What a fucking pathetic loser. His death is perfectly acceptable.
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>>138804908
Thank you for what?
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>>138810052
That's weird. Why'd they include the gag about him wanting a childhood friend in the next life then? That made it sound like he wouldn't have had anything that convenient.
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>>138803712

Aqua has to be at least 20 or they couldn't show her drinking alcohol on television.
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>>138808234
>>138808029
>>138807705
>>138807651
>>138807612
>>138807389
>>138807144
>>138807105
I know most guys here can't read moon, but reading numbers should be fine.
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>>138810410
Thanks.
Thought Dorkness couldn't be older than 18. She acts older but not that much.
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>>138810410
Aqua confirmed beyond the boundaries of age
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>>138810410
Ah I knew I saw the number somewhere but always thought it was in the LN itself instead of the char descriptions. Thanks.
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>>138810410
How old is Aqua though?
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>>138810410

Aqua has no number
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>>138803673
>She's practically asexual.
But she seems to want to do sexual things but can't
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>>138810462
Old.
Wiz is 20 btw.
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>>138810410
Translate what it says on Aqua, weebs.
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>>138810410
I'm not sure why you included my post there which was just informing that anon about the Nipponese age of majority.
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>>138810410
Just remembered I translated and typesetted the profiles for volume 2
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>>138810462
>>138810471
>め,女神に年齢なんて,ないわよ!?
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>>138810052
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>>138810341
That gag wasn't in the LN. It just mentioned that he would be reincarnated into a weathy family.
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>>138797644
because megumin and darkness are better waifu material and aqua is a whiny dumb shitstain who fucks everything up. her capacity to fuck up and ruin everything she touches is literally unmatched
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>>138803961
Wasn't Mitsuragi present at the Destroyer fight in the LN?
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>>138810514
Fucking Aqua
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>>138805430
>choosing party tricks over other skills

Aqua had enough skill points by level 1 with her maxed stats to buy every single archpriest skill. Party tricks are what she gets with the leftover points since she has nothing better to spend them on.
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After a quick search for the LN translations, I only found some fanfic page?
Is this a not-so-elaborate ruse or is it really a fanfic?
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>>138810956

fanfic, but it's fun, so you should check it out
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>>138810956
If I see 7 volumes of fanfic, I will go for it.
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>>138811047
Do you have plans for the Vanir spinoff as well?
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>>138801382
>can't hit shit
>completely immovable defense
Earth.
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>>138810956
FBI-kun, it's totally fanfic :D
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>>138797644
>Is it because she's retarded?
Why yes.
And a bitch.
And she'd sell you for money under other circumstances than the MC's.

Best choice is to sick Gil-kun on her, he's anti-deity.
You're better off trying to keep the King of Jobbers amused than trying to survive next to Aqua.
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>>138803712
>Is she the typical thousand year old goddess?
Duh, or she wouldn't drink onscreen.
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>>138801704
SAO?
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>>138806258
For you.
Plebeian.
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>>138801322
>normal party like Mitsurugi's where women partymates fawn over you
>normal
>women partymates fawn over you
>normal
The hell are you talking about, that shit ain't normal.
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The adventures of Big Boss and assistant-kun when?
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>>138811444
Any of them. The four I'm varyingly familiar with are SAO, Danmachi, Shield Hero, and I think Mushoku Tensei has like the exact same premise.
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>>138801457
Nice one edgy-kun
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>>138811387
>And she'd sell you for money
When did she do that? I only remember her trying to bail the city with them in 10
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>>138804269
No, he's high enough level that he could probably crush Kazuma's skull with a finger
Remember this is RPG land, someone with broken gear from the start will easily have stats to match given enough time to grind.
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>>138804084
Gram is a dragon-slaying sword, it doesn't have the ability to fuck what amounts to a city on legs.
>>138804392
>17 years old
>an hour in Heaven is a month in our world
>an hour in Heaven is 720 hours in our world
>Aqua is 12240 years old in our world
No wonder she doesn't take humans seriously.
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>>138805828
>solve a problem she herself created
Soul emigration isn't her fault though.
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>>138811387
>Gilgamesh
I've always wondered what would happen if you summoned Ishtar in the Moon Cell and then pitted her against Gilgamesh
Would she flip out?
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>>138811556
Season 3, which is never going to happen because Season 2 will flop if it even gets made.
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>>138805794
you horrible horrible person
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>>138811746
But she did send the spider to get rid of the fly.
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>>138812004
wut
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>>138812039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly
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>>138811998
Was the success of the series really due to the fact this season was mediocre? I really thought it managed to stand out on it's own.
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People who want smart women are disgusting cucks who support feminism
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>>138811998
>s2
>flop

I can't see S2 doing badly with the Axis town Alcanretia shenanigans. That entire volume was great.
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>>138812115
Why?
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>>138812142

Second seasons tend to do worse than the first season
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>>138803961
How many shekels did Kazuma get for the sword, anyway?
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>>138812251
Less than 40 million because he was still a broke fuck.
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>>138805794
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>>138797644
>Is it because she's retarded?
Yes. I think she's pretty funny and don't mind her but you can't beat Megumin
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Aqua would not be annoying or anything in peace time. In fact, she would be a fun person to hang around with.
That said, I don't think I want her to hold the leash of my life(would be fun but real scary).

She is everything we forbid ourselves to be. Serious people probably love her as long she remains a fiction.
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>>138810737
Was she just messing with Kazuma here or she didn't realize that she was doing something genuinely retarded?
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>>138812402
Retarded.
Chick was going to burn his tracksuit for heat.
No respect.
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What would sex with Aqua be like?
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>>138812402
Probably the former considering she tries to do it again for no real reason.
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>>138812456
Watery,
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>>138812402
She just doesn't care. She's not only dumb in general but she doesn't give a shit about his property.

I keep seeing her as a 3DPD older sister: she blackmails him into giving her money by threatening to reveal his masturbation habits, she calls him a lolicon when she catches him naked with megumin, she laughs at him being chased by giant toads.

Aqua truly is best girl.
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>>138812456
Playful, but not romantic or intense. Lot of smiles, talks and kisses.
Probably like hugging a huge dog while doing it.
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>>138812456
Wet, noisy, retarded
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>>138812545
Kept forgetting that Kazuma's first few quests with Aqua was essentialy Jackass.
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>>138812545
The LN reinforces my image of them as siblings:

>“— Hey, who is the one who made this dish!? Tell the head chef that the talk of the town, adventurer Satou Kazuma who subjugated many bounty targets is asking for him!”
>“Tell him that the arch priest Aqua is here too!”
>After striking it rich overnight, Aqua and I had been visiting the restaurants in Axel town in search of delicious food.

>“No, I just wish to thank you and offer my compliments for the delicious meal. After enjoying the dishes in the capital, not many chefs can impress my tongue of god.”
>As the troubled head chef lowered his head in thanks, Aqua wiped the corner of her mouth with a napkin and added:
>“You used grape wine in this stew right? The bitterness is that of a red wine. The brand is… That’s right, a thirty years old Romanee-Continue… Am I wrong?”
>“It is vinegar on sales that was just purchased.”

>“The stew is delicious, but my favourite would be this. This meat is really soft. That’s right, if I have to use an analogy… This is like sneaking into the room of the girl you like, and when you open her cabinet with a pounding heart, it turns out to be a mimic treasure chest monster. That intense, unexpected impact… So, do you get what I mean?”
>“Absolutely not.”
>“Is that so. Anyway, it is superbly delicious. I, adventurer Satou Kazuma, gives this restaurant three stars.”
>“I will give this restaurant three stars too.”
>“Thank you. I will work hard to achieve four stars next time.”

>“Haha, you have a way with words! The meal is splendid, I will come again… As thanks for the delicious dishes, please keep the change. Thank you for the meal.”
>“Thank you for the meal!”
>“Although you paid the exact amount, I will look forward to your next visit. Thank you for your patronage.”
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>>138812456
Rape
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>be a goddess
>have ADHD
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>>138812664
What a pair of douchebags.
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I'm sure a great experience of
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>>138812666
Easy there, Satan.
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>>138812664
There's a chapter where they're being nouveau riche idiots? Awesome.
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>>138797644
>Why does everyone shit on Aqua
She's a chimp
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>>138812686
>>138812664
>>138812545
I've heard the LN version of KonoSuba compared to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (in the sense that every character is a terrible person and that's what makes it great).
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>>138812787
There's been plenty of comparisons to that show, yes. They're not really very terrible but they're all deeply flawed.

Also there's a lot of bullying, some of which is unfortunately skipped in the anime. Aqua emotionally bullies Kazuma back just as hard as Kazuma hits or slaps her.
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>>138805778
Made me a fan
I didn't know she had such range
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>>138812787
That kinda gets across in the show too, they are selfish idiots a lot of the time.
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>>138812915
She was Isla?

I'm genuinely surprised.
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>>138812915
I love it whenever she says HIKKI-NEETO.
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>>138812664
Did the anime already pass this part? Because I want to see this in S2.
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>>138812940
Now that I think about it, Kazuma pretty much has Paris Syndrome: Fantasy World Edition.
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>>138812915
All of these are the same person? The hell?
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>>138812915

oh fuck, she was Miia?

Now imagine Aqua saying "DAHRING"
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>>138813056
I've never heard of Paris Syndrome before. It sounds like disillusionment and crushing disappointment?
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>>138812915
Goddamn aniplex is pushing her so hard. At least she is good.
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>>138813036
Season 3. They'll still be relatively poor until jewry kicks in.
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>>138813125
It's when Japs go to Paris expecting the romantic city full of beauty and wonder, but they are greeted by rude Frenchmen and gypsy beggars. Apparently this has shocked some Japs so hard that they have keeled over from heart attacks.
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>>138813125
Yep. Japs and other tourists literally become depressed when they go there for the first time.
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>>138813036
that would be around the end of s2 or 3 ish
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>>138798931
Finally changed my hestia dance webpage for whenever I opened up my webbrowser
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>>138813154
>>138813164
Wow Paris, get your shit together.
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>>138813164
>>138813154
....and Kazuma is always whining that the Fantasy World wasn't what he imagined.

That he was gonna be a buff alpha with riches and bitches.
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>>138813125
It's also not really a thing anymore. During the late 70s/early 80s when it was tough to get information, all they saw were romantic movies about Paris, city of love, etc. They fly over and get told to eat a baguette of dicks and streets covered in shit it's a bit shocking.
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>>138813135
>>138813184
More like season four, if they continue pacing it with two volume per season.

>mfw KonoSuba become the next Symphogear
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>>138812915
What the fuck? None of those characters could be voiced by the same person. That's crazy talk.
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Hai, Kazuma-dess..
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>>138813065
I never realize she's in a show until I look this stuff up after. Surprised me a lot sometimes.
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Sure is axis cult in here.

my kind of thread
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>>138813120
I can't hear Miia at all. I'm listening to them back to back and they don't sound alike. They don't even pout the same way.
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>>138813388
Get that damegami away from Wiz
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>>138813253
That's what happens when you drag a goddess with you out of spite. Kazuma should have picked a personal power-up.

Assuming the power can't be countered by some chump who steals your sword.
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>>138813135
>>138813184
Aah, god damn it, I want more episodes so badly. I can't wait this long.
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Why didn't Aqua just throw water on top of the self-destructing destroyer?

>tfw playing as Aqua in Hyrule Warriors
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>>138813426
Just get reality warping.
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>>138813599
Wouldn't it roast the city with the steam it'll create?
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>>138813599

The last time he got aqua to do something he ended up heavily in debt.
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>>138812787
The "everyone is a terrible person but they're stuck together because no one else can tolerate them" genre is pretty rare in Anime.
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>>138813599
Japan doesn't have a good record of stopping meltdowns with water.
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>>138813599
How did blowing it up even work? Were they thinking it was like a oil fire where they exhaust the oxygen supply? But I thought the problem was like built-up heat and pressure. So was the plan just to release it all at once by blowing the thing up?
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>>138813885
I think it was like that, blowing it open before the internal heat did, which would have been more violent.
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>>138813845
The only thing I can think of that even comes close is Sabagebu.
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>>138813426
>That's what happens when you drag a goddess with you out of spite. Kazuma should have picked a personal power-up.
I dunno, most people would assume having a GODDESS as a party member would be overkill. It's not Kazuma's fault he didn't know how colossally stupid she was.

And to Aqua's credit. She did revive Kazuma from the dead at least once.
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>>138797644
Because she's not waifu material and waifuism is the only thing that matters here.

I personally think she and Kazuma carry this show really hard. This anime won't go anywhere without their shitty behaviors.
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>>138814067
She did it like three times as of volume 7.
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>>138800453
How about D hairpiece?
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>>138814129
>Died to Winter Shogun
>Snapped his neck from falling off a tree
>Swarmed by Kobold elites since he thought they were trash mobs like gobs
>Devoured by the Kowloon Hydra
That's 4.
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>>138814067
She is overkill. Without her breaking the dullahan's curse Darkness would be in deep shit.
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>>138804215
One more week until Volume 1 of the BD's go on sale.
The OVA featuring pic related comes out in June.
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>>138814236
Please tell me there's a Megumin one
>>
Imagine if we got 2 new volumes every other season.

God, that would be fantastic.
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>>138809604
I like that the black bars don't really block her eyes.
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>>138814293
Well she is the cheat item.
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>>138814246
Kobolds are probably trash mobs for higher-level adventurers.
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>>138814387
Hopefully Kadowaka will want to milk the shit out of this.

But for that, S2 will probably have to do better than S1, which is unlikely.
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>>138814391
K-ON! Already did this gag in Episode 26 of Season 2.

But It's always hilarious seeing "anonymous" reviews.
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>>138813852
Japan is really sensitive about the things that kill lots of their people, such as knives, dormant volcanoes and most nuclear-related matter.
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>>138814491
what about Gaijin?
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>>138812915
>all this anons saying these characters are not voiced by the same VA
Seriously clean your ears. I liked her performance in KonoSuba but you should be able to recognize her from Aldnoah (Asseylum Hime) onwards..
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>>138814530
Do you think 98% homogenity just happens on it's own?
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>>138812915
I can't wrap my head around Touka the most.
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>>138814576
Yeah because before the meiji era they got killed a whole bunch by gaijins
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>>138814628
Sure, but even the UK and Israel in this day and age are 74% homogeneous at most.
>>
>>138814453
That almost never happens, but maybe if it provides a consistent boost to LN sales?
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>>138814693
The point was that the homogeneity is a legacy from Japan's history of isolationism rather than a result of war.
If war made peoples timid, Europe would just be one big fortress.
Europe has just been one big fireball for the last 500 years.
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>>138797644
Because of her terrible character. Being powerful doesn't mean being a good character - she is a Mary Sue, and a bad one at that.
Also, from what I've seen (dropped on ep. 2), nobody shits on her in canon, aside from mc who has good reasons to. She if fucking beloved by the locals.
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>>138814887
>dropped on ep. 2
Sorry for your loss.
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>>138814887
>using mary sue wrong
>Dropping AOTS
Kill yourself
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>>138814887
>she is a Mary Sue
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>>138814843
>The point was that the homogeneity is a legacy from Japan's history of isolationism rather than a result of war.
Actually, technically untrue. The Japanese people were a single tribe called the Yamato, and the first emperor basically wiped out or assimilated every other tribe to become the ruler of the island. Some of these destroyed tribes entered folklore as supernatural monsters, but basically Yamato is Yamato for that reason alone.
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>>138814887
>Generalfag.
>>
Is it true that megumin is a gold digger ?
Please tell me it's a lie made by axis cultist ;_;
>>
Because Aqua is Aqua and not a Steph from NGNL
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>>138814887
>Mary Sue
Do you actually know what this term means?
Bella from Twilight is a Mary Sue even when pushed the fuck around. Kurokami Medaka is a Mary Sue. Aqua is basically the opposite of a Mary Sue.
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>>138814997
RIP the Ainu.
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>>138815059
Her mom is, if you get my drift.
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>>138810514
>when did your breast became so big
Oh come on, at least try.
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>>138815217
I wonder how much she'd ask for Komekko. Gotta be less than for Megu since she's younger and below reproductive age?
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>>138815243
Or more for exactly the same reason
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>>138800326
>level difference is too high
>level difference limit 10 (or something)
>experience cannot be shared

Otherwise any level 1 character can just boost his level by partying to a fully equipped level 100.
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>>138815293
But she just doesn't have as many uses as an older girl; really young slaves were always cheaper.
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>>138815306
Is that something that's actually in the novel or are you just making stuff up?
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>>138815340
>level difference is too high
>experience cannot be shared

These part is true, Wiz do and can join his party, particularly on vol 4.
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>>138814236
Megumin/Lich/Iris version where?
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>>138800326
Absolutely this

Wiz is superior to Muh Gumin in literally every way.

>>138815371
>Wiz do and can join his party
Oh sweet
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>>138806451
She is pretty much not intrested in it it seems. She teases people for doing it but never shows any intrest doing it herself. She is basically perfectly aware of it which means she either has done a ton of it or researched the topic and just decided no this doesent intrest a goddess. Considering the goddesses seem to be more flawed like the greek gods im going toward her having a wild youth and now just not caring.
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>>138815465
It's temporary but she fucking carries the entire team during volume 4, stands in front of a Rookie Killer to bait it into attacking her so she can drain touch it to death and more or less solos a Demon General.
apparently most monsters run away when they feel her getting close
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>>138815521
Man, Wiz is so great.
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>>138810514
>wiz
>shop keeper

Huh, so when you change classes you can keep the skills you've already learned from another class? Kazuma could save skillpoints by changing to the appropriate class before learning a skill so he wouldn't get the adventurer extra-cost penalty.
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>>138815604
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This is a doragon who is son of Aqua.
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>>138810514
>age withheld
You know, you'd expect deities to give less of a shit about how old they are or make it a point of pride.
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>>138815680
My ideal party would be Wiz and Aqua. They could deal with anything, plus it would be funny as hell. Aqua bullying Wiz, me bullying Aqua for bullying Wiz.
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>>138815749
>no Vanir
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>>138815749
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>>138815753
Aqua and Vanir would just strangle each other to death.
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>>138815696
So she's used goods? Fucking dropped.
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>>138815410
I cannot lie, I'd befriend this idiot god. She's just so fun!
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>>138814246
Thanks for using spoiler tags, I managed to stop myself from revealing what they said.
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>>138815771
why is aqua such a psycho
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>>138815604

Drain-touchy!
>>
>>138815371

I was under the impression that Kazuma and co aren't getting any experience when Wiz fought in vol 4.
>>
>Wiz will never suck it out

why continue this nightmare called life
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>>138816076
That's because Wiz is a murder machine and if you don't kill the mob you don't get the exp.
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>>138816061
I want to see her naked under her skin
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>>138816127
Gulag, please..
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>>138816130
Come on, Wiz is an undead lich. You know that soft, supple flesh hides a terrible secret beneath it.
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>>138798110
Purging comments one at a time
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>>138816061
Is wiz meant to be waifu bait? Because she seems like the unarguable best girl
>hot
>super sweet
>actually compotent
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>>138816245
>>actually compotent
No she's not. She's actually always bankrupt before Vanir comes in regulating her shop.
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>>138816245

She's an undead though.
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>>138816272
She is incompetent when it comes to money. She is perfectly fine as an adventurer. She probably never learned merchanting because one of her other party members was acting as the party face.
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>>138816272
Not great with money is preety great in comparison with the rest of kazumas harem. Her magic is top notch though, and not in a super specific field like megumin
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>>138815813
Why do nips care so much about purity anyway
Every single animu girl being le pure virgin is starting to get really old.
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Lalatina
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>>138816324
>>>/tumblr/
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>>138816245
Plus, Kazuma basically ordered her at the Succubus shop. Seriously, just push her down you fool! You know she won't resist much!
>>
>>138816308
She's better at the specific than the specialist
>>
>>138816335
What
>>
>>138816344
>much
She would probably be completely willing to be kazuma's lover.
>>
>>138816368
Your femenist garbage belongs else where
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>>138813238
Paris is the capital of France and an agglomeration of 12 millions of people, not a museum for tourists.
>>
>>138816373
Isn't she canon used goods
I thought she was that maid the noble in their mansion fucked
>>138816394
Are you being serious or baiting?
>>
>>138816404
Hes baiting.
>>
>>138816404
Completely serious. I have to ask you the same question.
>>
>>138816416
Ok, it's hard to tell sometimes.
>>
>>138816416
>baiting in a thread that has almost reached its bump limit.
You must be pretty new.
>>
>>138797644
Don't forget her intelligence is below average. She is like a downy with beast strength. She couldn't down the demon king, because she has not sense of strategy or tactics.

Also being a god, means she was pretty much given everything she wanted
>>
>>138816105
My point exactly. Experience aren't evenly shared for every single monster they defeat. It's an individual take.

Simply put they're just in a party by name, but not in function.
>>
>>138798295
You didn't watch the show, right? You are just here shitposting and asking stupid questions that would have been answered if you watched this show.

It was explained in the beginning of episode 1 why Kazuma picked her.
>>
>>138816423
>>138816446
Assuming he isn't, asking for not-pure girls is because it makes no sense for every slutty girl to actually be le pure virgin. I'm not against the archetype where they talk like whores but won't spread when they're on the bed, but not everyone needs to be like that.
>>
>>138816497
>le
Your doing it again. Please leave to either
>>>/reedit/
Or
>>>/tumblr/
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>>138816531
>your
>>>/reddit/
I can do it too you know.
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>>138811704
>8760 hrs in a year
>8760 x 17= 148,920
>148,920 x 720(hours in our world)= 107,222, 400
>107,222,400 / 8760= 12, 240 yrs

Yep, that math checks out. That's also right around the time we were coming out of the Ice Age, or it was the beginning of the end anyway

So basically she was born/created/came into being/ began embodying water around 10,240 B.C.

Aqua is basically a Gilf. Jesus Christ.
>>
>>138816548
What? Now you are just being stupid.
>>
>>138816574
>taking apart years into hours and turning it back into years
But why
>>138816579
I don't even know what your argument is. Wanting experienced sluts when it makes sense makes me a tumblrite / redditor? It was a general statement and doesn't apply to Konosuba in case you were thinking that way.
>>
>>138815604
>immune to normal attacks
>very high MDEF
>high level drain touch

This alone makes her a very scary opponent already. She's THAT powerful.
>>
>>138816574

Holy shit.
>>
>>138816618
>>taking apart years into hours and turning it back into years
>But why
I was just checking the math.
>>
>>138816574
HOW IS SHE STILL SO STUPID?
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>>138816653
She's a caveman goddess?
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>>138816574
>>138816618
>>138816636
Dude, use ratio or something that you learn in school.
1 Aqua hour = 1 month
1 Aqua hour = 30days x 24hrs
1 Aqua hour = 720 hours
17 Aqua years = 12, 240 years
>>
>>138816668
>She's a chimpanzee goddess?

fixed.
>>
>>138816618
>Every single animu girl being le pure virgin is starting to get really old
This line screams of the tumblr, "nothing wrong with being a slut! My body my choice, 2016! Stop slut shaming nao!" Mentality.
>>
>>138816653
Intelligence doesn't increase on level gain.
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>>138816754
HER intelligence doesnt
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>>138816636
Yeah but your first and last steps completely cancel each other, just ratio 1 hour (us) : 1 hour (heaven) and multiply.
>>138816653
She probably acts like an idiot partially because she's legit stupid and partially because she honestly can't be bothered to keep with human customs and shit. Remember, Byzantium was still around less than a year ago for her and the civil rights movement in the stats was a month ago. We went from lynching niggers to giving them a thousand different advantages to getting shot and shooting them again in the span of a month, her bipolar idiocy is reasonable compared to how we look in her eyes.
>>138816735
Projection? It means I want characters that make sense. Succubi should almost literally never be virgins unless they're in a setting which specifically has a good reason for them to be virgins, for example.
>>
>>138816730
>>138816776

eh. doesn't hurt calculating it a different way just to check it.
>>
>>138816776
>THESE GIRLS ARE UNREALISTIC! STOP OPRESSING ME!
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>>138816794
I mean, sure, if you want.
As a tip, checking mathematics usually goes
>check formula
>check calculation
Not doing it a different way, since they're always equivalent.
>>138816797
here's your (you) m8, I now see that you were baiting all along.
>>
>>138797644
She isn't really hated. People like to shit on her because yeah, she's retarded.

I think she's a fine "main" heroine, in the way that she give a lot of room for the other to show what they got and still manage to be actively part of the fun.
>>
>>138816825
Honestly, I'm tired and just woke up, so I was calculating it in the way comfortable to me.
>>
>>138816825
Nope, your kind is just unwanted here
>3d image on /a/
Kill yourself.
>>
>>138816831
I like Kazuma + Aqua interactions, they feel more sibling-like than 99.9% of actual siblings in manga t. someone with a sister.
>>138816860
Ok m8.
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>>138816860
Calm down anon
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>>138816913
So you admit you are a troll?
>>
>>138816913
what an ugly fuckin nose. Get out of here with your shit taste and 3DPD shit.
>>
>>138816344
>just push her down
>she panics to the sudden event
>subconsciously uses Drain Touch
>Kazuma goes dry

Not a good idea. She is a high level legendary mage AND lich.
>>
>>138816934
Why? Anon is shitting up /a/ with 3dpd.
>>
>>138800244
Something, something, the symbol of life.
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>>138816952
>implying I think she's pretty
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>>138817007
Why post it then?
>>
>>138817007
So why post it?
>>
>>138800244
Because she feels like having them is probably a sufficient answer.
>>138817022
To trigger the anon who won't actually argue against me but keeps calling me a tumblrite. There, I got rid of it because it was starting to trigger me
>>
>>138817030
Jesus your annoying.
>>
>>138817004
>>138817030
Just seems pointless, but then again, maybe she was created in man's image and was a fertility goddess.
>>
>>138816989
I'm sure she'd stop herself in time.
And if not... He'd just get to be undead too. Together forever in eternal undeath, how romantic!
>>
>>138817007
then don't post 3dpd shit.
>>
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>>138812666
Come on!
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>>138817061
You too anon.
>>
This is the time when things stop being fun people. When you try to dissect things that aren't actually there.

Just stop and relax. Enjoy the fun.
>>
>>138817061
>your

>>>leddit
>>>reddit
>>>reedit
>>>tumblr
>>>tumble
>>>tmbler
>>
>>138817093
How? Not the one shitting up /a/ with 3d shit in an argument with some anon.
>>
>>138817095
This is fun. Dissecting stories and characters are fun to some of us who are analytical.
>>
>>138817114
Because you literally didn't give a single argument besides >>>/tumblr/>>>/leddit/>>>/tumblr/
>>
>>138817129
Except that is not me you fucking moron.
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>>138817167
>implying this entire thread isn't one anon samefagging
>>
>>138816735
Kill yourself
>>
>>138815771
>boot belt
Why is this so great?
>>
>>138817287
Make me.
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