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McDonald's is now anime. https://www.youtube.com/watch

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McDonald's is now anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
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>glorifying a jop at McDonald's with a corny-ass anime short
I can't believe this shit exists. I don't know whether to laugh or cry
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>>138793073
you can an hero
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kuh waii
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>>138793101
Good idea, considering I can't even spell "job" right
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I'm eating McDonalds right now!
What a coinky dink.
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Is this propaganda anime?
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>>138793073
You should probably laugh. I can only imagine the look on some Nip's face on his first day on the job.
>This is nothing like that anime I saw.
>My feet hurt
>Why did I do this again?
>I want to go home.
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>>138792947
Is this part of a McDonalds conspiracy to get more customers?
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That was kind of cute but it doesn't change the fact that working there sucks, and that their food is trash
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>>138792947
>this is better animated that many other animes
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>>138793519
I was thinking the same, how much do you think did it cost to produce that?
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>>138792947
Fast food is serious business.
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>Strawberry milkshake.
Dropped.
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>>138793073
It's not a bad ad, it seems to be glorifying the friendship part of it and everyone I've ever known to work there has only liked the friends they made
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>>138792947
Is this a case of two nukes in WW2 not being enough, or being too much?
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>>138793073
Are you implying 3DPD ads are better? Everything should be 2D, be it series, canvassing or generic commercials.
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>tfw you bought mcdonald's because of this stupid video being posted on /a/
Mcdonald's shills pls leave
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I love those designs and I love fastfood, fuck the haters.
And no, I am not Murrican and I only weigh 41kg
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>>138792947
yfw superior american chains wont ever be animated because they are too regional
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>>138794567
Use imperial numbers, nigger.
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>>138793073
you can laugh at yourself for not knowing how to hold down a job, then cry at the fact that you will never have a sempai or any meaningful work relationship because you suck at networking
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Superior McDonalds commercial anime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AaengNwmR0
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>>138794787
Stop being special snowflakes. 90 pounds if converting websites are correct.
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>>138794567

Are you a little anime girl?

No man should ever weight that little.
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>>138794887

Aren't we all little girls?
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Working at McDonalds is the most miserable pile of shit ever and you will meet the ugliest people.

I feel this video is ironic.
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>>138794949
I think it's meant to trick dumb neets into getting a mcjob, pretending it's going to turn your life into a slice of life anime
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>>138792947
KyoAni BTFO.
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>>138794949

Worse than telemarketing?
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There is literally nothing wrong with high school kids working at a fast food restaurant.
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Tripping at a McDonalds is the most humiliating ever.

Especially if you are working there.
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>>138792947

Welp. It worked. I want some McNuggets now.
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I'd fuck kouhai-chan.
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>>138795386
I want a McFlurry. It's been awhile since I had one of those
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What does the manager say when the boys blush
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Now I'd want a big mac. Or another kebab.
Well at least I have chili con carne here that's great as well.
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>>138795569
BOYPUSSY
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>>138793073
They made a full TV anime about McDonalds ages ago though.
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>>138793242
>blatant advertising
>conspiracy to get more customers
Gee. What do you think anon?
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>you'll never flip burgers with a cute onee-chan type senpai
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Meh, In japan I would rather have a job at the local Mc donalds rather than a soul crushing office job with 11 hours of work for 6 days a week.
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I liked their old Japanese commercials more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
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Would you a McDonald's manager?
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>>138792947
damn mcdonalds budget

giving em that quality.
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>>138795834
>brings home chicken nuggies every night

I would a McDonalds cutie
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I want a McLoli to McSuck suck my cock.

In a large combo, please
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>>138795834
yeah

that bowtie is dank, i want one
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>>138792947
They're still going to go bankrupt sooner or later.
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>>138792947
What studio?
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>>138795834
Heck yes.
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>>138795569
she probably said "what toy do you want whit it?" or something like that
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>>138796298
>want a couple of mcblowjobs with that? only 25 yen more
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>>138796298
Wow, that actually makes alot of sense. You are very smart. Pretty damn nice!
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>>138795569
That will be $4 bucks baby! Do you want fries with that?
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>>138796381
sasuga myself
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>>138795569
The boys ordered a smile, she said would you like that to go or something, I think
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>>138795834
Only if I also get gratis burgers
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>>138792947
I unironically want a slice of life anime about a McDonalds frycook.
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>>138796562
Even cute anime girls won't change the fact that their food tastes like cardboard with an
extra flavour of cancer
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>>138796627
Don't insult McDonalds french fries
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>>138795759
Only the first four episodes were about McDonalds unfortunately since those were the best it ever got.
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>westerners unironicaly call Mcdonald's Miccey d's instead Mac

Why?
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>>138796562
Isn't that present in "Hataraku Maou-sama!" ?
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>>138796991
Mac Don's, and I'm in Wisconsin
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So Working! with corporate advertisment
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>>138796897

They taste like stale grease and salt.
Search your feelings you know it to be true.
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When will colorido make a TV anime?
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>>138796897
They're fucking disgusting even Hardies/Carl's Jr.'s are better goddamn you probably haven't had anything to compare living in that shithole subdivided apartment sharing a room with your destitute mother somewhere in the bronx.
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>>138794845
>talking shit about an anime ad for fucking McDonald's means you can't hold down a job and are shit at networking

I mean I heard /a/ had shitposters but my god
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>>138797129
>projecting this hard
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>>138797129
What's your best french fry then sempai?
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>>138797180
>>138793165
McFucking kill yourself.
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>>138797000
Just barely and then they drop it for, "The church is evil!" bullshit.
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>>138797224
>McFucking
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>>138797224
bada ba ba baa~
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>>138797246
Yeah, welp. It was still fun to watch. I enjoyed it.
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>anime
>all white cast
oh boy, how challenging
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I'll have the weeaburger and the flench flies and the naggitsu and the miruku shekku and the moe filet
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>>138792947
Based Studio Colorido.
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>>138797373
>flench flies
>not furenchi furaisu
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>>138792947
don't you just think life would be easier if you were born in modern Japan? like not even weebing out, but if McDonald's is a genuinely family friendly and loving place over there then that's just living the dream
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>>138792947
they didnt include the part where she gets fired for eatingdirectly from the icecream pump
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>>138797427
>furaisu
>su

Your french is showing.
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>>138796627
In america. Heard from a shitton of tourists that the local ones were way better than the ones they were used to.
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Y o u a r e m o t h e r f u c k e r ?
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So elevens are actually assholes enough to order a smile from the poor minimum wage worker?
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>>138796475
Yes, that's what she said.
>お持ち帰りですか?
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>>138797739
This exists because it works on people like me.
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>>138797739
>go to Mc Donald's in Tokyo
>make the creepiest face I can
>go to the prettiest cashier
>sumairu kudasai
>she doesn't do it
>go to the manager to complain
>she gets fired, probably committed sudoku shortly after
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>>138797739
Haven't you ordered it?
They actually smiled at me as a kid
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>>138797739
You can force it everywhere else.

Used to be a common thing in my shitty English McDonalds, because if the boss was around you had to grin like a cunt.
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>>138797463
Real life is not anime, Anon. There's nowhere in this universe where you can be not miserable. Because even if you find a good collection of people, the chemicals in your brain will not let you enjoy it, and eventually all those that could be your ticket out of the miserable reality will be driven away by the perpetual state of despair your soul will forever remain in.

We can only take solace in that someday we will die, and maybe, just maybe, be it reincarnation, afterlife, or just your dying brain working overtime, we'll get to spend some time in a happy slice-of-life world, devoid of misery that our daily lives are.

Until then, there is nothing but suffering.
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>>138797765
I had to replay it a couple of times, it sounds like she's saying お持ち帰りなさいますか, but I've never read/heard that sort of ending. Am I mishearing or is it just a structure I'm not familiar with?
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>>138794738
McDonald's Japan is one of the very few branches that have some freedom from the American HQ, and thanks that Japan is one of the countries where the food is less shit and where McDonald's isn't losing money.
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>>138798062
McDonald's Russia tastes pretty fucking good. I actually used to wonder why the fuck people gave McD so much shit, when even when I wasn't a poorfag I would honestly just go there sometimes because it tasted nice, then I had a layover in JFK.
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>>138797927
https://youtu.be/hzmgyFQNvvU?t=135
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>>138798033
That meaes don't talk to her like that when she's busy
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>>138798033
Ah, you're right. I only went by memory and common sense. Forgot that they use different kind of polite form in stores.
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>>138797739
>Japan gets banana flavored shakes

I'm so jelly
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>>138798232
>>138798033
I looked it up and apparently なさいます is 尊敬語 for する, but I wish rikai would've told me that
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Working at McDonalds was probably the worst experience of my employed life. On the other hand, I got half price on their food.
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>>138793519
>>138793656
>78 second advertisement are better animated than 20 minute long episodes
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>>138798465
>I got half price on their food.
So pretty much no benefits besides the shitty pay?
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>>138796036
According to the ANN article, it's a studio named Studio Colorido.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-03-18/mcdonald-anime-short-attracts-fast-food-part-timers-with-akb48-idols/.99960
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>>138798473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zscr1k_A36E
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>>138798623
>>138796036
It's also in the video description, albeit in Japanese
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What about Burger King?
Where is his Anime?
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>>138797739
maybe they are payed better in japan, although I doubt it
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>>138796424
You know the rules.
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>>138797739
I noticed that in the new Senran Kagura game you can do this at the shop.
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The only thing McDonalds has going for it is its breakfast.
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When does Wendy-chan get to make her anime debut?
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>>138795834
One that didn't complain about everything I did and then fire me?
Maybe.
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>>138797739
Is that similar to ordering a happy meal with extra happy?
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>>138798623
Fucking Colorido, are they working on some proper stuff?

>>138798831
>Why are you working here?
>Because I'm bonded to it.
>To McDonalds?
>To all the burgers.
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>>138798668
that istanbul one is really good
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>>138798668
I always wondered...is this some kind of ad to tell young japanese people to never stop dreaming and work harder blah blah blah? Because the first 30 seconds could very well be the PV for a movie
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>>138793980
Are you implying the is the Japanese's fault and not Mc's?
>>
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AND
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>>138794845
>you can laugh at yourself for not knowing how to hold down a job,
Being able to hold down a job doesn't mean the job itself isn't shitty.

>then cry at the fact that you will never have a sempai or any meaningful work relationship because you suck at networking

Most low level work relationships revolve around complaining about how shitty your job is/bitching about mutual annoyances/etc etc.

You can like the people you work with and enjoy their company and still be working for a shitty ass job, don't be such a naive little faggot.
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>>138793073
Not as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBc-eNZO6k
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>legit child VA

noice
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>>138799068
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>>138797463
nope I really don't, the economy is in the shitter, the school system is fucked, and the government has some ass backwards policies
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>>138797084
Yeah, no wonder every other chain changed their fries to copy mcdonalds, they sure do suck
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>>138792947
I like this version better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
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>>138795834
>dem hips
Hell yes
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>>138793519
>animes
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>tfw they were only friends in the end.
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>>138795834
>IN
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>>138798869
AND SO DO I
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>>138793073
Ew nigga you smell like french fries.
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>>138792947
>you will never work at a grorious Nippon McDonald's with all your cute coworkers calling you senpai

WHY
EVEN
LIVE
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I should be working on doujins, but I did a quick translation of this instead.
http://pastebin.com/T85jPsy7
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>>138792947
Shiki takes Arcueid (princess of the moon) to WcDonalds in Tsukihime
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>>138800678
I agree
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>>138792947
>tfw the quality of the ad is better the quality the shop
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/09/466128137/record-300-million-net-loss-for-mcdonald-s-in-japan-as-sales-drop
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>>138799673
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skx-7TGawx4
It's amazing.
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>>138792947

GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
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>>138798062
>Japan is one of the countries where the food is less shit

>Videos from McDonald's Japan showing where the ingredients come from
>Potatoes from America
>Cheese from America, Australia and New Zealand
>Meat from Australia and New Zealand

m8, McDonald's Japan is the same shit as any other McDonald's in the world. Unless you think Japanese lettuce, bread and eggs are magical.
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>>138797463
Fuck no. Just because I love their cartoons, games and other various products doesn't mean I'd ever want to be a part of that beyond fucked society.
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>>138792947
>milkshake machine if functioning perfectly
BULL FUCKING SHIT
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>>138802411
I had McDonalds 2-3 times in Japan. The meat tastes different than it does in the US.

I think they use a different seasoning or something.
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>>138801689
Assuming the are real, thank you.
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I want me some McNuggies now.
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>>138804141

Mmfff yes, I always dreamed of giving that sexy eggplant a dose of my special sauce in his tight ass.
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>>138804564
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>>138795834
if shes cute then stable employment is just a bonus.
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This was genuinely heartwarming.
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>>138804564
Can you loan some of your special sauce to me? Whenever I order a big mac, I barely get any special sauce in them.
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>>138792947
As someone who actually works at McDonald's, this is pretty accurate.
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>>138797224
>McFucking
its been so long since this was relevant
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>>138804854

Only if you promise to let me give you a double-dosage once we're at home anon.
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>>138797998
Why? ;_;
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Why are all the commercials inspiring? I don't even if the job is shitty, this anime short keeps my spirits up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_nL1PWWSDY
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>>138805059

even care*
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>>138804996
I'll promise if you eat the disgusting pickles that are in my burger.
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>>138797463
I honestly doubt that it's some kind of community hub
I bet it's exactly like it is here only cleaner and with less black people working there
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>>138792947
>Smile kudasai!
What in the actual fuck?
I know the staff is supposed to smile all the time but asking for it as if it is a menu is just retarded.
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>>138805103

Suer thing anon, and while you're at it, give me your friends pickles as well, heck let me take all the pickles in the restaurant at once!
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>>138805137
It was probably just that guy's hopeless flirting attempt at a cute girl.
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>>138805137
It is. It's cute.
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>>138805137

I think that's their way of asking for a Happy Meal.
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>>138805137
>not ordering a smile from a KYUUTOGAARU

>>138805166
>being this much of a fucking faget holy shit
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>>138805166
You'll eat anything won't you? You dirty fatty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDnhFg80U10

Looks comfy.
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>>138793073
Excuse me, is burger flipping not good enough for you?
Back in my day I went and flipped burgers and saved up for a house.
You're just lazy anon!
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As a mcdonald's manager I can say that everything in that clip was pretty acurate. Except for the crew room locker thing. Crew rooms are essentially big closets with one mirror, coat hangers, a posted schedule and some notice boards with store department scorecards w/ the managers faces posted on there.
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Do you think ronald-kun will make an appearance?

I hope so.
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>>138793656

McDonalds has an annual GDP of 5 Billion Dollars in 2015.

They spent as much money as it took.
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>>138805275
>R-ronaldo-sama!
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>>138805137
It's just mainly used as banter these days.
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>>138798062

Mc Donalds China is the best chain in China. No poison in their food.
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Worked at maccas in Australia
we wore the exact same uniform and met lot's of nice co-workers :)
There was a really cute girl there and we always used to talk and she was my mcdonaldsfu
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Would watch.
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>>138804564
>eggplant
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I want to give that loli my McDouble, if you know what I mean.
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>>138805137
>sumairu kudasai
>arigatou
>go home
How many cunts have done this before
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>>138805739
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>>138805739
Sorry, I don't understand what you mean, Anon.
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>>138805739
McDoubles are disgusting though.
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>>138805739
I want to ask a loli to give me a smile.
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>>138805739
I don't understand what you mean, I'm going need you to explain further.
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>>138792947
> smiling fast food restaurant workers
it doesn't work like that
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>>138806066
you're sick
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>>138805739
I'd give her my Big Mac if you know what I mean.
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>>138805739
>>138806049
no veggies on mcdouble
disgusting sempai, why would you do that to a loli?
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>>138805851
>>138806029
anon means to say that his McNuggets are made of juicy white white meat.
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>>138806066
Please don't harm the loli. Pls
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>>138806135
But the McDouble is not a chicken burger?
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>>138792947
the only thing I like about mcdonalds is the breakfast.
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>>138806096
>>138806168
Sumairu kudasai.
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>>138806203
It is on the secret menu
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>>138806168
There's nothing wrong with just asking, right?
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>>138806330
But that would just be a double McChicken? Anon, I'm so confused tight now.
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>>138806405
Just don't harm her anon.
Think of the children.
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>>138805739
>>138806135
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>>138806229
Goddamn their hash browns are so fucking god tier.
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>>138806429
>Think of the children.
You're just making it worse, Anon.
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>>138806465
Which chapter is this from?
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>>138806475
Goddamn, I fucking told you not to harm the loli and now you're just making me upset. Think of the children in a positive, non-sexual way. If you touch one hair on that loli's head, so help me god.
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>>138794949
Never worked fastfood but my brother says the customers are pretty much degenerates. Only thing worse than a mcjob is a factory job since anyone can get into those.
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>>138795386
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>>138806429
>Just don't harm her
It's a little late for that in the image
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>>138806229
their cheeseburgers are good too.
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>>138806545
I'll have you know that I'm all about Christmas Cakes, Anon.
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>>138806637
Ok.
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>>138806545
I want to pat her now.
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>>138806229
>4 packs of butter

Holy shit I'm crying
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>>138806467
indeed, thought one is enough, maybe two.


>>138806611
honestly, I think they're too small, and eating two (or more) is too much.
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>>138792947
>Romanticizing a corporation that sells preservative, sugar and salt laden garbage to children, encouraging poor eating and money management.
Nothing makes me more fucking angry than this shit.

It's like Coke calling themselves 'The Community Company'. Fucking ludicrous. You're there to make money and nothing else.
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>>138794949
Not in japan where there's barely any fat people and the McDonald's cashiers are cute girls. Source: lived there for 7 months and every McDonald's I went to had cute cashiers.
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>MC and senpai don't fuck

dropped
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>>138796991
>westerners
Americans, maybe. I have a feeling even in American it changes depending on state.

It's Macca's here.
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>>138806714
sup fatty
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>>138796991
>not calling it McDicks
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>>138806779
That's from China though.
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Ya blew it, Kawachi
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>>138806885
That's what we call it up here in Canada.
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>>138798831
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>>138806779
Pretty sure that's China.
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>>138792947
Too bad they are already closing japanese mcdicks in mass
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>>138806709
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>>138806962
Why is that?
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>>138807033
Something about a shortage of french fries and mcdicks overextending their franchise reach like they have in America
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>>138799673
Nothing will ever beat Wendy's training videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
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>>138792947
>No Chihaya like teenager told to smile

Please I need to see this
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>>138806637
My nigga.
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>>138807089
>shortage of french fries
gotta go to germany
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>>138806467
>>138806229
godlike
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>>138807161
Haha epic dude, did you like that funny post?
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>>138807262

Here's you're smiru :D
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>>138807265
Kill yourself frogposter.
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>>138807265
Team members are usually okay
It's the customers that are real shitbags.
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>>138793980
The American occupation after the Japanese non-agression treaty brought with it American cultural staples.

It's why the Japanese eat fried chicken at christmas.

Know your history son. It will make your stupid ass internet meme jokes less bland.
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>>138807265
Dumb frogposter.
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>>138807265
I have two pals that do. One is a britbong and they say it fucking sucks ass, especially so when dealing with drunks. The other is a manager in the US and thinks its pretty peachy most of the time. Depends on where, I suppose?
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The McDick's in my town replaced their cashiers with computers.
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>>138807265
My best friend has been working at McDonalds for a fairly long time now. He says it's pretty shit but it's a way to make money. He kind of wants to kill himself, but I don't think it's just because of McDonalds. I know he fucked one of his coworkers but she was kind of chubby and I think she had a kid.
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>>138807367
We've had those computers in Australia for a while and they're amazing don't know why more people don't use them.
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>>138807157
That's pretty great.
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>>138807367
When I still lived in LA, there were protests about a new McDonalds that was going to use computers, instead of dindus.
It was funny to see them after school.
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>>138807265
I worked at a movie theater and I have to imagine it's the exact same. Once you get to know people there it's fucking amazing but the work will always fucking suck dick.
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>>138807265
working in the kitchen = working with incredibly dumb people, but not having to deal with customers. easy, actually not too bad if you have some bros that you work with. Shit pay though, it's only worth working there for people in high school.

cashier = don't fucking do it, it's shit and they're getting automated now anyways
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>>138792947
ANIME ABOUT CUTE GIRLS MAKING CUTE FAST FOOD WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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>>138807559
See>>138807691
Dindus and underachievers freak out at the thought of having jobs that require no skill being taken away. I still live pretty close to LA but haven't seen them replaced yet
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>>138806900
It's Taiwan btw
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>>138806229
Those fucking butter packets.

I used to live with my dad during the summers and every morning he took me to McDonalds for breakfast and I ate the pancakes. I remember those butter containers so fucking well. I would always get two and put one pat of butter between each pancake and then wait for them to melt and eat all three at once like a buttery layer cake. Those single serve butter packets haven't changed at all in nearly 20 years. I haven't been to a McDonald's since like 2010. I feel like I should go there tomorrow for breakfast and see if they still have those same butter packets. But I probably won't because everything there is better off as a distant memory. Those pancakes probably taste like shit like everything else there but children just don't know any better.

Honestly, fuck McDonald's.
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>tfw manager at McD and seeing this thread

It could've been so much better
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>>138807845
Get back to work.
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>>138807845
Can I come flip burgers for you bro
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>>138807835
>butter on pancakes
Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>138792947
EW, SHE HAS A OUI OUI MUSTACHE
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>>138807976
Yeah, it's awful. But I was so innocent back then. I didn't know.
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>eating fast food

Ke ke kek kek keeeek, I'm gigglin'®
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>>138807835
>every morning
were you a fatfuck?

When I was in highschool, I just to with my father to buy breakfst early in the morning once a week. I really miss it... haven't eat mc breakfast in some time ( maybe 2-3 months), Since I had to move for college, I went to this mcdonalds, and they don't even serve bacon :(

Oh, coffee is also god - tier
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>>138792947
MCDONALD'S MAKING ANIME GREAT AGAIN
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>>138798978
Wasn't that the password the evil alien slugs used?

In the show they pussied out of having villains use McDonalds as their secret base, it was just a hamburger joint and the password was ordering a cheeseburger, hold the cheese

Jesus why do I still remember this
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>>138792947
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>>138792947

Brand name jokes are hardly exclusive to anime, mainstream tv and movies have been doing that shit forever.
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>>138808163
That kid on the left is a qt
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>>138807265
Completely depends on how the customers act
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>>138808310
>82ndnd taste
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>>138792947
>you will never get to work at McDonald's
Life is suffering.
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>>138792947
One of us, one of us!
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>>138808402
Uh
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>>138792947
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>>138807783
We still have cashiers though so no one is being replaces yet it's usually the dumb customers that use the registers.
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>>138796424
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>>138793073
A job's a job. It's a source of income for highschool students working up for an iphone.
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>>138808402
I'm pretty sure they take warm bodies as long as your criminal record doesn't include "drowned a McDonald's manager in a vat of boiling oil".
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>>138807265
It's good in Japan.
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>>138808163
Didn't he just ask her to smile? Is smiling some serious shit like hand holding now?
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>>138805137
In Japan you can order a smile at Micky D's. The staff is expected to smile on request.
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>>138792947

OH YES, SENPAI. I WANT FRENCH FRIES WITH THAT ASS.
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>>138808930
Japanese people being weird as fuck hold back emotions in public.
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>>138809016
HAI HAI
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>>138793400
I can confirm.
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>>138795569
Say that to my face, motherfucker not online and see what happens.
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>>138808337
OMG THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA HOOK UP. MY OTP
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>>138792947
QUICK SOMEONE TELL RONNIE!
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>>138808095
>were you a fatfuck?
No, both my dad and I have really fast metabolism genes.
>>
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>>138797739
Can I just walk up there and only order a smile?
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>no ran ran ru
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>>138795490
Why did they take out the Coffee Crisp one?
that was the best flavour
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>>138792947
That was a short anime?
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>>138808715
>you will never get to work at McDonald's
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>>138792947
HOLY SHIT, SO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS!
EVERY EMPLOYEE IS DOOMED TO BECOME MANAGER, AND EMPLOY MORE IDIOTS.
Of course, the part where the manager gets married and a happy life is not. Usually they're single mothers, where tyrone left the job...snd her.
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>>138809555
Yes, it's legalized sexual harassment and perfectly fine in Japan
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Is McDonald's good? I have never ate at one in my life.
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>>138809896
>asking for a smile
>sexual harassment
what
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>>138809925
Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>My great-cousin or whoever the fuck he is used to earn a shit wage at McDonalds
>Now he earns £30k+ at a call centre
What the fuck should I believe
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>>138810073
Once
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>>138809925
bullshitto
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>>138809925
Only their breakfasts and ice creams are good
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>>138810073
>>138810073
Seriously I have never within ate a McDonald's once though
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>>138795569
They asked the girl for a smile.

Senpai says "Omochikaeri nasai masu ka?", "おもちかえりなさいますか?", meaning "Would you like that to go?" referring to the smile.
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>>138809925
This >>138810117

But then I prefer BK
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>>138809129
Once is enough.
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>>138807577
There's plenty more where that came from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY

>>138810077
Work experience is work experience. So long as he didn't stay at McDonalds and used that experience to get a better job/make connections, it doesn't matter where he started.
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AOTY? I CRIED SO MUCH AT THIS SCENE.
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>>138810202
He went from a shitty McJob to earning £30-35k PA

You figure it out.
He's getting married next year too.

He went from playing Sega Saturn to McDonalds to £30k+ PA

Go on, tell me
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>>138793400
My friend works there and she says it's not too bad cause she likes her co workers
I worked retail and it wasn't too bad either
It's called working for a reason, if it were fun they wouldn't pay you to do it. Lazy neets
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>>138792947
>no upside down M
I hate it
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>>138798668
>z-kai crossroads will never be a full length anime
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>>138795834
>qt and free MCnuggets

yep
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>live in the 3rd world
>most McD's/pizzahut and the like have restaurant tier quality
>mfw don't have to suffer through the horrors most amerifats and yurocucks have to
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>>138809925
McChicken is pretty nice.
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>>138810304
Hard work and guts. Alternatively, connections. It's all about that networking.

Don't know what to tell you about marriage, we're here for a reason.
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>>138810335
>live in the 3rd world
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>Just got a cheeseburger, garden salad, chili cheese nachos, and a drink for $8.50 canuck bucks at Wendy's
If only McDonald's had coupons that dank
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>>138792947
One of the girls was like an older Yuuko
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>>138810391
He had the entire family worriying about his future at 25 years of age

He was no one

Then suddenly BOOM £35k PA

Truly extraordinary
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>>138810335
>>live in the 3rd world
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>>138810411
Isn't as bad if you're semi-rich. Plus you don't get into trouble for loli.
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>>138810077
MC donalds is a normal part time job for young people who are focusing on school
If your "pride" kept you from wanting to work at minimum wage you're retarded
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>>138810335
>live in the 3rd world
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>went to Mcdonalds in nipland
>"smile kudasai"
>え?

fuck
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>>138796991
>not calling it macca's
>>
of course the amerifats love the mcdonalds anime.
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>>138793073
>implying most people who work in fast food joints or konbini aren't just students working part-time rather than full time
Not every country is just like you Murrikuck.
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>>138810532
anyone who lives in a 3rd world country and has internet also probably has house staff
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>>138810526
He dropped out of school
His career path was literally:
>McDonalds > call centre > Whatever the fuck he's doing for £35k+ PA
How is that fair
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>>138810304
Heard from classmates in uni that somehow, working for McDo is among the best ways to create a network because of all the part-timers. It's also one of the least rewarding jobs if you don't aim for a manager spot so there's also that kind of experience.
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>>138795569
''come back during real nigga hours 4am to 6am click like''
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DOUJIN WHEN ???
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>>138796991
Not everyone in America. Just niggers.
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>ctrl + f ran ran ru
>only result is a complaint about the lack of ran ran ru
This website has fucking disintegrated over the years.
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>>138810632
I'll ask him, he might have even picked up some art skill on top of his unfairly gotten £35k job
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>>138810679
Stop fucking whining you faggot
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>>138810335
So how is it on Mars?
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>>138810703
No fuck you

Come up for Xmas you fag I'll fuck you up
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Wait. People actually eat shitty fast food for breakfast? How fucking desperate do you have to be to do that?
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Californian here. Enjoy your Big Macs faggot. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying a Double-Double Animal Style burger with Animal Fries from In N Out.
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>>138810814
What the fuck
What
the fuck
Is that?
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>>138810335
yeah i probably know where you live

that shitty country with rice on their fast food
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>>138810593
I can confirm this
>traveled to costa rica to vist uncle's family
>mfw he lives in a big house on a mountain and had a maid
>his friends owned literal mansions with huge pools and many exotic pets
I should go visit again
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>>138810771
Fast food literally has no purpose if not for the fact you can get a quick breakfast while rushing to work/school/whatever.
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>>138810814
What the fuck

Why are drinks so huge in burgerland
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>>138810814
>California
So I take it some drunker-ed vomited on your tray?
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>>138810814
Californian here. In n Out is overrated shit.
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>>138810814
What the fuck is that? Is this an actual item on the menu?
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>>138792947
No one is going to comment on the fact that the title of the video is : McDonalds "The future me"?
>>
>PLAY SEGA SATURN FOR 3 YEARS
>WORRY YOUR GRANDMA FOR 5 YEARS
>GET A JOB YOUR AUNTS USED TO HOLD AT THE LOCAL MCDONALDS
>WORK IT FOR 5 YEARS
>MOVE TO FUCKING CARDIFF
>ENJOY A £35K PA JOB

THANKS MATTHEW ENJOY YOUR FUCKING DOG AND FIANCE YOU BASTARD
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>>138810814
That looks fucking disgusting as fuck and yet I would probably still eat it.
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>>138810814
It looks like someone took a shit on your tray then puked on it.
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>>138810814
>In N Out
Comes in one end than out the other before serving huh?
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>>138810916

Californian here and I'll completely agree with you.

>>138810926

80% of In N Out's menu isn't even on the menu. So technically it's not, but you can get shit like that if you knew the order.

California has a lot of neat and unnecessary stuff, like monster fries and half-pound resses.
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>>138810870
I am rushing all the time and still have never eaten a single fast food breakfast.
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>>138810814
BUT DO YOU EARN THE EQUIVALENT IN US $$$ OF £35k A YEAR FOR ESSENTIALLY NOTHING?

NO


SO FUCK OFFFFFF
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>>138811016
k good for you
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>>138810834
I literally just typed it in my post dipshit.
>>138810883
>>138810911
>>138810926
>>138810952
>>138810963
>>138811001
It's the fucking Animal Style burger and fries. An Animal Style burger includes extra Thousand Island spread, mustard grilled patties, and extra pickles.
Animal Style fries, on the other hand, are topped with cheese, spread, and grilled onions.
Admittedly whoever made this version of it fucked up on the presentation but it's tasty as fuck.

And that's just one of the many items on the secret menu.
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/03/the-in-n-out-survival-guide-we-ate-every-single-item-on-the-secret-menu.html

And before you faggots diss it even further, fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
>>
Yeah, I can guarantee you working in fast food is not like that.

Holy fuck, commercials, I hate you so much. I only watch television a couple times a year so I almost never see commercials so whenever I see commercials, it's always a shocking experience. It is very confusing to me; do people actually buy into this shit? How could people watch commercials and see anything but obvious marketing and manipulation tactics? Are commercials really affective? Presumably so, considering how many ads there are. How can people not see through this shit? I just don't understand.
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>>138811086
So what is the shit with vomit on it next to the burger?
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>>138811015
Half pound Reeses aren't specific to California, I've seen them a lot around here in Ontario. I don't know how people can eat that much Reese in one go. It's as crazy as eating candy for breakfast.

>>138811086
I'm sure it's delicious but like you said, the presentation is atrocious. It looks like a monstrous poutine that didn't hit the mark.
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>>138811142
Read the post again moron.
>Animal Style fries, on the other hand, are topped with cheese, spread, and grilled onions.
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IF YOU WORK AT McDONALDS AND EARN MORE THAN $50k A YEAR FUCK OFFFFF
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>>138810841
That sounds like basically every South Asian country. You'll have to be more specific.
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>>138810814
Shake Shack is clearly superior. Fuck off, west coastposter.
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>>138811086

I only go to In N Out for one reason and one reason alone. It's pretty much the only place I can order an 8 by 3 or something similarly stupid.
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>>138810814
5 Guys > In n Out
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>>138811155
It's not how food looks on the outside, but how it tastes on the inside. Here's a better picture.
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MCDONALDS FUCK OFF
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>>138801662
DID I DO GOOD, SEEEENPAI?

;_;
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>>138811086
>Animal Style fries
There is probably a reason why it's called that
>And before you faggots diss it even further, fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
Probably because he doesn't try the secret menu. He would kill anyone who tries to serve this thing at his restaurant.
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>>138811214
We have Shake Shack here in California too faggot.
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>>138811244
>>138811198
>>138811073
calm down Spasticus
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>>138797084
BIX NOOD
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>>138792947
>>138801722

It was the main plotline in the Tsukihime anime.
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>>138811301
NO
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>>138810883
That looks small for a fast food drink in the US.
That's probably a medium size with 2 sizes above it.
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>>138811329
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>>138811241
>It's not how food looks on the outside
Then you never went to culinary school. Presentation is extremely important, because people don't want to stick something in their mouth that looks predigested!
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>>138810814
In & Out is damn fine, but The Habit is better overall.

>>138811139
Commercials are supposed to influence you unconsciously to affect your decision making when one of your choices contains the product the company's selling. They aren't intended to immediately make you go out and buy the product.
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>>138811222
5 Guys Burgers and Fries is pretty good but definitely overpriced.

>>138811241
It's basically poutine, which is great. Don't know about the Thousand Island spread but it's probably better than some of the bizarre creations we get here.
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>>138811086
>fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
I'm pretty sure he would literally chop the dick of anyone who would dare try to present what looks like a heart attack shit on a plate.
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>>138808715
Actually I'm pretty sure they have a policy against hiring people who dropped out of high school, at least where I live.
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>>138811369
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>>138798133
Lol at 5:33 at the guy trying to block the camera and the camera man responding by following him with the camera and laughing.
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>>138810952
You would eat the fuck out of it once you smelled it. They mustard fry the patties, which makes them smell sooooooo good.
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>>138811409
why are those burgers sad
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>>138811241
Presentation is just as important of the eating experience as how it taste and smells. Did you fail your hospitality classes or something?
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>>138811409
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>>138811376
You never fucking had Thousand Island?! It's just ketchup, mayonnaise, and relish mixed together. It's simple but tasty as fuck.
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>>138811384
I've worked for people who knew people who worked for Gordon Ramsey.
At the very least I've worked for students of Raymond Blanc and Michael Cain.

They DO NOT fuck about

Everything you see on TV is 95% real. The remaining 5% that is not real is that they don't show or tell you what they think of you
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>>138811453
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>>138811370
>>138811431
I never fucking went to culinary arts school.
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>>138811423
They're sad because they don't exist. Gee, can't wait for that anime adaptation of Tsukihime after the remake is finally released.

>>138811462
I've had Thousand Island before, I mean the dish as a whole. Not sure how well it would go together.
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>>138811423
Because they haven't known the joy of being eaten by a vampire princess.
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>>138811484
>The remaining 5% that is not real is that they don't show or tell you what they think of you
My father was a chef and worked in a few restaurants. Chefs, mainly those in the head chef position are real cunt of people.
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>>138811540
Oh I see. It actually goes together quite well. You'd be surprised.
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>>138811562
>and worked in a few restaurants myself
*
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>>138811562
Accurate as fuck. You know what I'm talking about. I worked in a restaurant where I was known by "asshole", not by my first or second name. These people ARE cunts. But they care about what they do.
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>>138811562
Can confirm.
Was a cook until a few weeks ago.
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>actually seeing McDonalds written on a sign in an anime

This is fucking uncanny valley
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>>138811663
You haven't watched GJ-bu
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OH MY GOD. IT'S ANIME GENDER BENDER RANDALL.
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>>138811649
It's fucking tough. I used to work 15+ hours a day sometimes. Did I enjoy it? Yes. Did I enjoy the company of dicks? Yes. Did I get paid enough? No. I should've just worked for McDonalds
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>>138811241
>>138811155

Holy fucking shit, illinois here, I thought califags hated this shit?

This is some deep south looking shit, I though you all were all vegans.
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>>138811685
Someone make a render of this silly bitch.
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>>138811373
>Commercials are supposed to influence you unconsciously
>They aren't intended to immediately make you go out and buy the product.

But wouldn't that be negated if the rouse is completely obvious? Its like believing a magic trick, then seeing how it is done; suddenly the magic doesn't work anymore and all you have is a trick.
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>>138811699
Fancy private places are where the money is, you can easily make $15 an hour starting if you're good.
It's the most nerve-wracking job ever though.
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>>138811843
I'm in the UK mate.
One of the places which I worked had a shower and laundry specifically for the chefs.
That should tell you enough. Almost every other hour of the day was in the kitchen. It's a tough job.
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>>138811733
>California
>South-Central
>Central Valley
>All vegan

Also an Illinois fag. Please excuse my this Anon's foolery. Not all midwesterners are so ignorant.
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>>138810314
>Not wanting to work at a shitty fast food place makes you lazy
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>>138811453
What's Kokutou doing with Arcueid in McDonald's?
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>>138812018
That's not Kokutou. That's Cuckutou
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>>138792947

ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THAT LADY'S GOATSE MOUTH IN THE BDS???!?!
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Why would McDonalds include an employee quitting in their commercial (the senpai)? Don't companies ideally want their employees to treat the job like a career?
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>>138797739
Can I order a pussy?
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>>138811914
Most of the people I've worked with probably wished there was a shower there.
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>>138810650
The fact that you know that means that you live in a really shitty part of the country.
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>>138812086
Did she quit though? That looked more like moving on with her life. Nobody should aspire to work at McDonalds to the end of their life.
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>>138812195
Or they're just a /pol/tard that blames everything on niggers reflexively.
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>>138812086
>Don't companies ideally want their employees to treat the job like a career?
Actually they don't. Mcdonald is fine with employees staying for less than a year, since there is a huge supply of workers who would work for minimum wage
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>>138811808
Imagine you're in a situation where, for who knows what reason, you want to get some fast food. It doesn't matter how much you know about advertising, the first places you'll think of will be the ones with the most ads/best jingles.

Fast food might not be the best example, though, since there are so many options that you can just drive around and find a few; you don't have to think about it in advance. A better example my dad once gave would be a jewelry store. Even though I never see ads anymore like you, when I was a kid I watched tv all the time, and there were tons of ads that still stick with me today whether I like it or not. If I wanted to go out and buy a ring or something, the first place I would think of is invariably Jared's, because they played tons of ads in my area and had an incredibly catchy jingle.
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>>138812245
What about time and money spent training ne employees?
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I work at Subway right now, where is the Subway anime?
Have an episode about foremen bringing in entire crews who point at what they want because they can't speak English then try to pay with $100 bills.
Then do an episode about the poor person who thinks their triple meat sandwich slathered in mayo is healthy because of advertising.
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>>138812318
They only train you for 2 hours with a computer, then throw you in there with a guy supervising you for one day.
After that you're on your own.
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>>138812318
Your job is put patty on grill for a specific # of minutes, arrange the sandwich according to the sheet. There is no training.
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>>138807265
Id work drive through and try to work up the courage to hold my breath to death.
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>>138812365
>Subway anime
>yfw no subs
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>>138812365
The Japanese already speak Japanese, why would they need subs?
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>>138812299
>wasting money on artificial scarcity price inflated coal
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>>138812365

You forgot to include the loli episode if we're doing a subway show. I'd be buying the BD.
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Would you /a/?
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>>138811685
>Teacher's pet ends up in a mcjob
Deepest lore.
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>>138812466
Here is the special ingredient.
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>>138812299
I've always found the techniques used in advertising to be quite interesting actually. Like how every commercial now is purely an appeal to emotion, and the mental gymnastics that you'd have to do to find out who the best audience to market to is.
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>>138811948
Everyone works part time and minimum wage durring their life time it's norm as fuck
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>>138812455
Why are people so mad at Jared? He was only doing what was best for everyone, allegedly.
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>>138812715
Did he even rape any kids?
All he had was CP right?
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>>138812648
There are loads of people that haven't experienced the struggle of part-time and/or minimum wage work. I know it might be asking a lot but haven't you interacted with anyone during your school years? There are some real privileged people out there.
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>>138812466
>>138812159
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>>138796991
>Mickey Ds*

You ESL nigger
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>>138812751
He fugged a 16 year old in some state that is retarded that doesn't have 16 y/o consent laws.
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>>138812751
If that's true he's no worse than McJoke, who is a pretty cool guy aside from his taste in waifu.
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>>138812835
>McJoke
Who are you talking about?
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>>138792947

OMG, THOSE LEWD EYEBROWS.

CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS ANIME??!?!?!
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>>138812898
>that down syndrome face
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>>138812898
The anime will stop the doujins because of the new jap polices and mcshit won't allowed any porn to be made. Pass it out
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>>138796991
It's done in anticipation of the Disney-McDonald's merger, as foretold in prophecy. The merged company, swallowing smaller ones, will form a vertically integrated entity covering all aspect's of a person life. You will be born in a Mickey D's hospital, live in a Mickey D's apartment, get educated in a Mickey D's school, consume Mickey D's meals, entjoy Mickey D's entertainment and work a Mickey D's job once you graduate.
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>>138812925
It's called anime
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>>138812869
madthad
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>>138792947
>That fucking wrapping style
They did their research, holy shit.
Folded that double cheese like a pro
I worked there for a month before getting a better job. The job is soul crushing and you aren't even allowed to leave during your unpaid lunch, FUCK McDonalds.
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>>138813027
>unpaid lunch
What the fuck wage based occupation pays you for your lunch break?
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>>138813072
I just wanted to establish there and clear that while I wasn't being paid, I also was not allowed to LEAVE.
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>>138812992
Oh.
Well he was fucking stupid and crazy, I can't say he didn't deserve everything he got.
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>>138812992
Oh hey there's a new Thad update.
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>>138813098
That's pretty stupid though.
I imagine it's a case of them not wanting you wearing the uniform in public for PR reasons.

I worked at the shithole that is KFC and so little fucks were given about many things until shortly before I stopped.
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Amidoinitright?
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>>138813118
Another one of his famous jokes, I'm sure.
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>>138813179
Yeah, now you just need to do the growing up and getting married part.
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>>138813260
Not that anon, but I'll grow up all you want. But fuck marriage!
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>>138813144
See now I'd be fine with it if there weren't two factors that made that aspect of it complete bullshit.
1.There was no fridge for lunch storage. You eat McDonalds or you don't eat for 8+ hours
2. The breakroom was the size of a single public restroom and it doubled as the training room. Right next to the drivethru.

I kept their stupid fucking hat.
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>>138813179
What's that fourth character say?
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>>138813179
That burger wrapping isn't tight enough, when you slide it down, it'll come undone.
Apply yourself.
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>>138813385
Ka you triple nigger.
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>>138813098
Manager here still.
You can't leave on any breaks shorter than 30 since your supposed to get payed for those. But you're comped those non working minutes with crew meals to compensate. (Generally you get food equal or more than the time your not working). More than thirty your allowed to leave. They give you shit have them get the OT manual
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>>138813326
Isn't that kind of illegal to keep you there off the clock? I used to go walk around town.

I kept their stupid fucking hat and 2 shirts and 2 pants.
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>>138813397
Bite me
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>>138813385
>can't read か

Don't worry, bro. You'll get it soon!
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>>138813474
>Amidoinitright?
You got your requested response.
Fuck yourself you unsavory bastard.
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>>138813435
>>138813493
That's one fucked up ka.
But what do I know.
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>>138813454
It's not as long as it's in by laws. The way it works is the food comp counts as benifitted time. Though there still supposed to pay you if they give you a five minute break or if they force you to stay late. McDonald's generally tries to stay strickt on the no off the clock work thing. (I only do my paperwork off the clock since I hit OT anyways and my GM gets an earful at their weekly)
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>>138813446
>Compensated with McMeals
Doesn't entice someone who wants to eat healthy and sees how the illegals drop spatulas and tongs.
Even for the 30 minutes, we couldn't leave. It's nice to know they were screwing us, makes me feel less bad about giving 3 days notice after being on for about a month.
>>138813454
>I kept their stupid fucking hat and 2 shirts and 2 pants.
pic related
>Isn't that illegal
Yeah but I needed money. Not being in there wouldn't have made me any less suicidal about working there.
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>>138813524
I-its not like I wanted attention or anything .. B-baka
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>>138813578
か ain't as easy to write as it looks.
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>>138792947
>using a cute senpai for their agenda
I feel cheated.
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>>138813641
>on for a month
Literally fuck yourself. Though it is true most of the illegals do t seem to grasp the food safety thing. Don't know how many I've had to write up talk to or force to throw frozen patties away that fall on the tile.

But we do have healthy options not like they're forcing you to get double quarter pounders with extra mayo. Salads wraps etc.
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>>138813677
I didn't realize till I tried. Glad to know others have issues to
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>>138810708
Nigger, Earth is the 3rd planet.
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>>138813179
スマイルください :)
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>>138813808
NOT ENOUGH
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>>138807845
give job
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>>138813794
Enjoy your diabetes.
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>>138813728
>Literally fuck yourself
I got a job that pays me 3 dollars more and all I have to do is explain to stupid people how their fucking billing cycle works. Don't tell me you wouldn't.
>Healthy option
Processed to death trash is not exactly my idea of healthy. I'm the kind of guy who always cooks their own food and avoids fastfood so it wasn't exactly ideal in any sense.
>>138813842
Japanese Burgerking stays pretty in their lane compared to WcDonanlds.
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>>138813783
But is it, is it really?
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>>138810425
>implying
got a McD's coupon that gives me a 5 buckaroo Big Mac combo meal.
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>>138813700
The fuck is with this Spongebob meme
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>>138813976
>image macros are now "memes"
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>>138806229
>Mfw they stopped selling big breakfast in Aussieland because they were too time consuming to make
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>>138813971
MCD is running the 2for$5 bigmac quarter pounder 10nugger and f-o-f and the 2for$2.50 ATM.
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>>138814033
Everything is a fucking meme. The internet is a meme. Your life is a meme.
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>>138814033
>no caption
>image macro
Millennials still learning to use the internet, I see.
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Did the manager senpai quit at the end?
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>>138814033
Your social contract is a meme you dip.

Nor is that an image macro.
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>>138814040
Plz. 21 seconds for pancakes 95sec to cook sausage 5 min for biscuits and as long as it takes to scrape together the liquid eggs. All stuff they should have prepared. Even more so if no pancakes, just put on a plate and off youbgo
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>>138814072
She got a better job and 2 days after leaving she realized the pride she felt from working at McDonalds was a ploy to keep her from an heroing.
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Cameo when?
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>>138814062
God bless capitalism
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>>138814152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iO7wautaOk
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>>138814099
They use to have the sheets with calorie count. One sec I'll find out though. No can't tell till 6am when boards change sry
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>>138806229
Only sucky things about that are it's probably 1000 calories and has a ton of sodium.

I've already run out of screenshots to post of this shit. THEY NEED TO MAKE MOAR.
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>>138814200
1k calories is a great breakfast. No better way to start your day
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>>138814200
I'd totally watch an official McDonalds anime.
fucking Subaru got one made.
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>>138814222
1000 calories is over two thirds of my daily intake.
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>>138806229
I would generally agree, but Chick-Fil-A has god tier chicken biscuits.

Also, can you still ask for a "round egg" with your breakfast at Micky's?
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>>138814244
Is your thyroid defective?
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>>138814200
you need to stop being a fucking sperg and kill yourself. find something bettre to do with your time
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>>138814266
I just don't eat much. Usually a bit less than 1500 a day.
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>>138808310
GAMESPHERE
GINTENDO GS
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>>138813872
I really don't think you would get diabetes if you ate McDonald's responsibly. That is, no fries, no sweets, and no drinks except water.

You wouldn't even get fat if you kept the calorie intake in check, which should be easier than with any other foods, because they tell you the calories in everything.

My only concerns would be constipation and MAYBE sodium intake. I need to redpill myself on sodium . . . and constipation too for that matter.
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McGriddles are like the only good thing at McDonalds, but they're fucking expensive for what they are, like 3 bucks more than a fucking sausage biscuit.
It's only that high because they know its the one thing people want and that they'll pay for it.
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>>138814243
Pleiades is so far from what I'd consider a true representation of Subaru, it can barely be considered a Subaru anime even if it's a collaboration with them. Unless you meant the driving shorts which were pretty cool.

If they made a McDonalds anime that was true to form, it would have to be a gross misrepresentation of what actually occurs in the fast food industry. Unless they don't mind smearing their own image a bit or making the entire anime an overwhelmingly fake happiness like how the OP video is presented.
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朝マック
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>>138814458
Are you trying to tell me I can't travel at near light speed with 5 Subarus?
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>>138814200
It has something like 2100 sodium
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>>138802080
cheers, this was lovely. i miss the 80s. so much low-hanging fruit.
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>>138814520
Anything is possible if you put your mind to it, anon. Like enjoying working at a fast food restaurant for minimum wage.
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>>138814222
Probably right. 1000 cals should give you plenty of energy to last through working hours.

Then by the time you're hungry again, you've finished your work for the day and don't have to eat any more. No one needs food in their stomach to get the energy to browse 4chan or do other things that they like. Like that, you would end up eating less calories, so big breakfasts should make managing calorie intake a lot easier.
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>>138814594
I enjoy being a manager making $1-1.50 over minimum
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>>138814033
>reaction image
>image macro
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>>138798825
No highschoolers. Nobody starting off weak and getting stronger. No parody.

Just a damned king serving some patties and murdering his competitors, to become the most popula r/ated fast food chain/kingdom
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>>138814414
Speaking of breakfast items, I miss the McSkillet Burrito.
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>>138814414
God I remember when they first came out. They're really sweet and salty as fuck though and I haven't had one in years.
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Ah, this was a good thread. So long, McDonald's animu short.

And I'll say it, McDonald's has certainly shown the clout to succeed in making a good anime. I hope they consider it in the future! #makeanimegreatagain #makemcdonaldsgreatagain
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>>138807243
Yeah, that's what everyone else has been doing
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>>138808391
this image is a FAKE
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>>138814952
Love that 99head.
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>>138809896
>sexual harassment
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>>138813971
>>138814062
>tfw canadafag
>can't enjoy truly cheap McDs
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>>138815452
I don't know if you're serious or what. In Canada, we have coupons pretty similar to the one mentioned in >>138813971.
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>>138814749
Chick-fil-A still does the best breakfast burrito.
Wa-Wa is a close second.
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>>138815964
My nigga.
It's not even fair to compare Chick-fil-A to other fast food places. It's just in another league. And Wa-Wa is truly the king of convenience stores.
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>>138797739
>No banana shakes at American McDonalds
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>>138816226
>tfw allergic to bananas, but could probably drink one of those shakes since there's no actual banana in it
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>>138792947
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>>138816226
>>138816262
Strawberry banana smoothie s have eal banannas in thrm
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>McDonalds anime
I go to great lengths to forget about the time I worked there. This doesn't help.
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