McDonald's is now anime.
You should probably laugh. I can only imagine the look on some Nip's face on his first day on the job.
>This is nothing like that anime I saw.
>My feet hurt
>Why did I do this again?
>I want to go home.
Is this part of a McDonalds conspiracy to get more customers?
That was kind of cute but it doesn't change the fact that working there sucks, and that their food is trash
yfw superior american chains wont ever be animated because they are too regional
you can laugh at yourself for not knowing how to hold down a job, then cry at the fact that you will never have a sempai or any meaningful work relationship because you suck at networking
They made a full TV anime about McDonalds ages ago though.
Would you a McDonald's manager?
Even cute anime girls won't change the fact that their food tastes like cardboard with an
extra flavour of cancer
Don't insult McDonalds french fries
They taste like stale grease and salt.
Search your feelings you know it to be true.
They're fucking disgusting even Hardies/Carl's Jr.'s are better goddamn you probably haven't had anything to compare living in that shithole subdivided apartment sharing a room with your destitute mother somewhere in the bronx.
don't you just think life would be easier if you were born in modern Japan? like not even weebing out, but if McDonald's is a genuinely family friendly and loving place over there then that's just living the dream
So elevens are actually assholes enough to order a smile from the poor minimum wage worker?
>go to Mc Donald's in Tokyo
>make the creepiest face I can
>go to the prettiest cashier
>she doesn't do it
>go to the manager to complain
>she gets fired, probably committed sudoku shortly after
Real life is not anime, Anon. There's nowhere in this universe where you can be not miserable. Because even if you find a good collection of people, the chemicals in your brain will not let you enjoy it, and eventually all those that could be your ticket out of the miserable reality will be driven away by the perpetual state of despair your soul will forever remain in.
We can only take solace in that someday we will die, and maybe, just maybe, be it reincarnation, afterlife, or just your dying brain working overtime, we'll get to spend some time in a happy slice-of-life world, devoid of misery that our daily lives are.
Until then, there is nothing but suffering.
I had to replay it a couple of times, it sounds like she's saying お持ち帰りなさいますか, but I've never read/heard that sort of ending. Am I mishearing or is it just a structure I'm not familiar with?
McDonald's Japan is one of the very few branches that have some freedom from the American HQ, and thanks that Japan is one of the countries where the food is less shit and where McDonald's isn't losing money.
McDonald's Russia tastes pretty fucking good. I actually used to wonder why the fuck people gave McD so much shit, when even when I wasn't a poorfag I would honestly just go there sometimes because it tasted nice, then I had a layover in JFK.
>78 second advertisement are better animated than 20 minute long episodes
According to the ANN article, it's a studio named Studio Colorido.
maybe they are payed better in japan, although I doubt it
One that didn't complain about everything I did and then fire me?
I always wondered...is this some kind of ad to tell young japanese people to never stop dreaming and work harder blah blah blah? Because the first 30 seconds could very well be the PV for a movie
>you can laugh at yourself for not knowing how to hold down a job,
Being able to hold down a job doesn't mean the job itself isn't shitty.
>then cry at the fact that you will never have a sempai or any meaningful work relationship because you suck at networking
Most low level work relationships revolve around complaining about how shitty your job is/bitching about mutual annoyances/etc etc.
You can like the people you work with and enjoy their company and still be working for a shitty ass job, don't be such a naive little faggot.
Yeah, no wonder every other chain changed their fries to copy mcdonalds, they sure do suck
I should be working on doujins, but I did a quick translation of this instead.
Shiki takes Arcueid (princess of the moon) to WcDonalds in Tsukihime
>tfw the quality of the ad is better the quality the shop
>Japan is one of the countries where the food is less shit
>Videos from McDonald's Japan showing where the ingredients come from
>Potatoes from America
>Cheese from America, Australia and New Zealand
>Meat from Australia and New Zealand
m8, McDonald's Japan is the same shit as any other McDonald's in the world. Unless you think Japanese lettuce, bread and eggs are magical.
Only if you promise to let me give you a double-dosage once we're at home anon.
Why are all the commercials inspiring? I don't even if the job is shitty, this anime short keeps my spirits up.
Suer thing anon, and while you're at it, give me your friends pickles as well, heck let me take all the pickles in the restaurant at once!
As a mcdonald's manager I can say that everything in that clip was pretty acurate. Except for the crew room locker thing. Crew rooms are essentially big closets with one mirror, coat hangers, a posted schedule and some notice boards with store department scorecards w/ the managers faces posted on there.
Sorry, I don't understand what you mean, Anon.
no veggies on mcdouble
disgusting sempai, why would you do that to a loli?
But the McDouble is not a chicken burger?
the only thing I like about mcdonalds is the breakfast.
There's nothing wrong with just asking, right?
But that would just be a double McChicken? Anon, I'm so confused tight now.
Goddamn, I fucking told you not to harm the loli and now you're just making me upset. Think of the children in a positive, non-sexual way. If you touch one hair on that loli's head, so help me god.
indeed, thought one is enough, maybe two.
honestly, I think they're too small, and eating two (or more) is too much.
>Romanticizing a corporation that sells preservative, sugar and salt laden garbage to children, encouraging poor eating and money management.
Nothing makes me more fucking angry than this shit.
It's like Coke calling themselves 'The Community Company'. Fucking ludicrous. You're there to make money and nothing else.
Not in japan where there's barely any fat people and the McDonald's cashiers are cute girls. Source: lived there for 7 months and every McDonald's I went to had cute cashiers.
>No Chihaya like teenager told to smile
Please I need to see this
The American occupation after the Japanese non-agression treaty brought with it American cultural staples.
It's why the Japanese eat fried chicken at christmas.
Know your history son. It will make your stupid ass internet meme jokes less bland.
I have two pals that do. One is a britbong and they say it fucking sucks ass, especially so when dealing with drunks. The other is a manager in the US and thinks its pretty peachy most of the time. Depends on where, I suppose?
My best friend has been working at McDonalds for a fairly long time now. He says it's pretty shit but it's a way to make money. He kind of wants to kill himself, but I don't think it's just because of McDonalds. I know he fucked one of his coworkers but she was kind of chubby and I think she had a kid.
When I still lived in LA, there were protests about a new McDonalds that was going to use computers, instead of dindus.
It was funny to see them after school.
working in the kitchen = working with incredibly dumb people, but not having to deal with customers. easy, actually not too bad if you have some bros that you work with. Shit pay though, it's only worth working there for people in high school.
cashier = don't fucking do it, it's shit and they're getting automated now anyways
Dindus and underachievers freak out at the thought of having jobs that require no skill being taken away. I still live pretty close to LA but haven't seen them replaced yet
Those fucking butter packets.
I used to live with my dad during the summers and every morning he took me to McDonalds for breakfast and I ate the pancakes. I remember those butter containers so fucking well. I would always get two and put one pat of butter between each pancake and then wait for them to melt and eat all three at once like a buttery layer cake. Those single serve butter packets haven't changed at all in nearly 20 years. I haven't been to a McDonald's since like 2010. I feel like I should go there tomorrow for breakfast and see if they still have those same butter packets. But I probably won't because everything there is better off as a distant memory. Those pancakes probably taste like shit like everything else there but children just don't know any better.
Honestly, fuck McDonald's.
>tfw manager at McD and seeing this thread
It could've been so much better
>butter on pancakes
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, it's awful. But I was so innocent back then. I didn't know.
were you a fatfuck?
When I was in highschool, I just to with my father to buy breakfst early in the morning once a week. I really miss it... haven't eat mc breakfast in some time ( maybe 2-3 months), Since I had to move for college, I went to this mcdonalds, and they don't even serve bacon :(
Oh, coffee is also god - tier
Wasn't that the password the evil alien slugs used?
In the show they pussied out of having villains use McDonalds as their secret base, it was just a hamburger joint and the password was ordering a cheeseburger, hold the cheese
Jesus why do I still remember this
Brand name jokes are hardly exclusive to anime, mainstream tv and movies have been doing that shit forever.
OH YES, SENPAI. I WANT FRENCH FRIES WITH THAT ASS.
OMG THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA HOOK UP. MY OTP
HOLY SHIT, SO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS!
EVERY EMPLOYEE IS DOOMED TO BECOME MANAGER, AND EMPLOY MORE IDIOTS.
Of course, the part where the manager gets married and a happy life is not. Usually they're single mothers, where tyrone left the job...snd her.
They asked the girl for a smile.
Senpai says "Omochikaeri nasai masu ka?", "おもちかえりなさいますか？", meaning "Would you like that to go?" referring to the smile.
There's plenty more where that came from.
Work experience is work experience. So long as he didn't stay at McDonalds and used that experience to get a better job/make connections, it doesn't matter where he started.
AOTY? I CRIED SO MUCH AT THIS SCENE.
My friend works there and she says it's not too bad cause she likes her co workers
I worked retail and it wasn't too bad either
It's called working for a reason, if it were fun they wouldn't pay you to do it. Lazy neets
>live in the 3rd world
>most McD's/pizzahut and the like have restaurant tier quality
>mfw don't have to suffer through the horrors most amerifats and yurocucks have to
Hard work and guts. Alternatively, connections. It's all about that networking.
Don't know what to tell you about marriage, we're here for a reason.
>went to Mcdonalds in nipland
Heard from classmates in uni that somehow, working for McDo is among the best ways to create a network because of all the part-timers. It's also one of the least rewarding jobs if you don't aim for a manager spot so there's also that kind of experience.
''come back during real nigga hours 4am to 6am click like''
No fuck you
Come up for Xmas you fag I'll fuck you up
Californian here. Enjoy your Big Macs faggot. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying a Double-Double Animal Style burger with Animal Fries from In N Out.
yeah i probably know where you live
that shitty country with rice on their fast food
I can confirm this
>traveled to costa rica to vist uncle's family
>mfw he lives in a big house on a mountain and had a maid
>his friends owned literal mansions with huge pools and many exotic pets
I should go visit again
What the fuck is that? Is this an actual item on the menu?
>PLAY SEGA SATURN FOR 3 YEARS
>WORRY YOUR GRANDMA FOR 5 YEARS
>GET A JOB YOUR AUNTS USED TO HOLD AT THE LOCAL MCDONALDS
>WORK IT FOR 5 YEARS
>MOVE TO FUCKING CARDIFF
>ENJOY A £35K PA JOB
THANKS MATTHEW ENJOY YOUR FUCKING DOG AND FIANCE YOU BASTARD
That looks fucking disgusting as fuck and yet I would probably still eat it.
Californian here and I'll completely agree with you.
80% of In N Out's menu isn't even on the menu. So technically it's not, but you can get shit like that if you knew the order.
California has a lot of neat and unnecessary stuff, like monster fries and half-pound resses.
BUT DO YOU EARN THE EQUIVALENT IN US $$$ OF £35k A YEAR FOR ESSENTIALLY NOTHING?
SO FUCK OFFFFFF
I literally just typed it in my post dipshit.
It's the fucking Animal Style burger and fries. An Animal Style burger includes extra Thousand Island spread, mustard grilled patties, and extra pickles.
Animal Style fries, on the other hand, are topped with cheese, spread, and grilled onions.
Admittedly whoever made this version of it fucked up on the presentation but it's tasty as fuck.
And that's just one of the many items on the secret menu.
And before you faggots diss it even further, fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
Yeah, I can guarantee you working in fast food is not like that.
Holy fuck, commercials, I hate you so much. I only watch television a couple times a year so I almost never see commercials so whenever I see commercials, it's always a shocking experience. It is very confusing to me; do people actually buy into this shit? How could people watch commercials and see anything but obvious marketing and manipulation tactics? Are commercials really affective? Presumably so, considering how many ads there are. How can people not see through this shit? I just don't understand.
Half pound Reeses aren't specific to California, I've seen them a lot around here in Ontario. I don't know how people can eat that much Reese in one go. It's as crazy as eating candy for breakfast.
I'm sure it's delicious but like you said, the presentation is atrocious. It looks like a monstrous poutine that didn't hit the mark.
IF YOU WORK AT McDONALDS AND EARN MORE THAN $50k A YEAR FUCK OFFFFF
It's not how food looks on the outside, but how it tastes on the inside. Here's a better picture.
DID I DO GOOD, SEEEENPAI?
>Animal Style fries
There is probably a reason why it's called that
>And before you faggots diss it even further, fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
Probably because he doesn't try the secret menu. He would kill anyone who tries to serve this thing at his restaurant.
It was the main plotline in the Tsukihime anime.
That looks small for a fast food drink in the US.
That's probably a medium size with 2 sizes above it.
>It's not how food looks on the outside
Then you never went to culinary school. Presentation is extremely important, because people don't want to stick something in their mouth that looks predigested!
In & Out is damn fine, but The Habit is better overall.
Commercials are supposed to influence you unconsciously to affect your decision making when one of your choices contains the product the company's selling. They aren't intended to immediately make you go out and buy the product.
5 Guys Burgers and Fries is pretty good but definitely overpriced.
It's basically poutine, which is great. Don't know about the Thousand Island spread but it's probably better than some of the bizarre creations we get here.
>fucking Gordon Ramsay of all people loves In N Out.
I'm pretty sure he would literally chop the dick of anyone who would dare try to present what looks like a heart attack shit on a plate.
I've worked for people who knew people who worked for Gordon Ramsey.
At the very least I've worked for students of Raymond Blanc and Michael Cain.
They DO NOT fuck about
Everything you see on TV is 95% real. The remaining 5% that is not real is that they don't show or tell you what they think of you
I never fucking went to culinary arts school.
They're sad because they don't exist. Gee, can't wait for that anime adaptation of Tsukihime after the remake is finally released.
I've had Thousand Island before, I mean the dish as a whole. Not sure how well it would go together.
Because they haven't known the joy of being eaten by a vampire princess.
>The remaining 5% that is not real is that they don't show or tell you what they think of you
My father was a chef and worked in a few restaurants. Chefs, mainly those in the head chef position are real cunt of people.
Accurate as fuck. You know what I'm talking about. I worked in a restaurant where I was known by "asshole", not by my first or second name. These people ARE cunts. But they care about what they do.
OH MY GOD. IT'S ANIME GENDER BENDER RANDALL.
It's fucking tough. I used to work 15+ hours a day sometimes. Did I enjoy it? Yes. Did I enjoy the company of dicks? Yes. Did I get paid enough? No. I should've just worked for McDonalds
>Commercials are supposed to influence you unconsciously
>They aren't intended to immediately make you go out and buy the product.
But wouldn't that be negated if the rouse is completely obvious? Its like believing a magic trick, then seeing how it is done; suddenly the magic doesn't work anymore and all you have is a trick.
Fancy private places are where the money is, you can easily make $15 an hour starting if you're good.
It's the most nerve-wracking job ever though.
I'm in the UK mate.
One of the places which I worked had a shower and laundry specifically for the chefs.
That should tell you enough. Almost every other hour of the day was in the kitchen. It's a tough job.
>Not wanting to work at a shitty fast food place makes you lazy
That's not Kokutou. That's Cuckutou
ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THAT LADY'S GOATSE MOUTH IN THE BDS???!?!
Most of the people I've worked with probably wished there was a shower there.
>Don't companies ideally want their employees to treat the job like a career?
Actually they don't. Mcdonald is fine with employees staying for less than a year, since there is a huge supply of workers who would work for minimum wage
Imagine you're in a situation where, for who knows what reason, you want to get some fast food. It doesn't matter how much you know about advertising, the first places you'll think of will be the ones with the most ads/best jingles.
Fast food might not be the best example, though, since there are so many options that you can just drive around and find a few; you don't have to think about it in advance. A better example my dad once gave would be a jewelry store. Even though I never see ads anymore like you, when I was a kid I watched tv all the time, and there were tons of ads that still stick with me today whether I like it or not. If I wanted to go out and buy a ring or something, the first place I would think of is invariably Jared's, because they played tons of ads in my area and had an incredibly catchy jingle.
I work at Subway right now, where is the Subway anime?
Have an episode about foremen bringing in entire crews who point at what they want because they can't speak English then try to pay with $100 bills.
Then do an episode about the poor person who thinks their triple meat sandwich slathered in mayo is healthy because of advertising.
They only train you for 2 hours with a computer, then throw you in there with a guy supervising you for one day.
After that you're on your own.