Try not to cry
then cry a lot
Everytime i see this thing i'm getting sick.
JUST AS OUR LORD FORETOLD
>there will never be an anime about the success of In N Out burger
I do it since it sometimes helps to stop the sauce from dripping off.
>It tastes like mayonegg.
I don't like hamburger.
The only time I ate one I specifically asked the cook not to include any vegetables or sauces. I ended up with just the bread and meat. Was still pretty tasty but my friends laughed at me.
That was more than 10 years ago.
Holy fuck that's based.
Fuck off canada.
Colombia. I don't like any kind of vegetables. They make me puke. This includes tomato and derivatives.
I said that was more than 10 years ago, when I was still a stupid teenager with hopes of not being a complete social reject.
Nips really can't into burgers. Go to Japan and try one of the things they call "hamburger" and you'll be really disappointed. Seriously, they don't taste anything and the meat is kinda bouncy.
They really have no idea what it should taste like.
Only decent place was The Great Burger or whatever the name was in Tokyo. They weren't bad, but they lacked what makes a good burger truly great.
Next time I'm there I'll definitely go to Fatz. Which of course is run by an american dude.
>I don't like any kind of vegetables. They make me puke.
No, the cardiologists are secretly hoping you'd eat those burgers so he can make money off of more patients
Its kind of annoying, BK, at least in the UK used to do burgers wrapped up like the Japanese ones, with the greaseproof paper wrapped around them, so you can hold it easily. These days its just shoved in a box.
>blonde hair blue eye chick takes it all in one
That's my girl.
More like, kuso burger
A hamburger without avocado is not a real hamburger.
That's how they're meant to be eaten. The larger bun is on top because you apply the sauces (the messiest parts) last, so the top part of the bun has to be the one that is hardest to soak through.
Daily reminder that /a/ is the fattest board
If you've never had whipped avocado spread on to your hamburger you don't know anything. It's goddamn delicious.
Avocado itself is disgusting, you fucking spic.
>Being too poor to get avocado in your states
You can reply me when your state actually has real industries and a decent GDP.
I literally did it some years ago
And this is why you shouldn't eat avocado kids, shit makes people retarded.
>finding plain avocado disgusting
Feeling sad for you, senpai.
How's the taste of that cock, familia?
Oh I'm sorry, what was that GDPeasant?
Is it Kinoshita Yuka time?
Illegals hardly get any of it and are state budget hasn't suffered either way.
>Tfw live in cali
>tfwevery other state hates us
>tfwdoesn't matter because they're poor
>tfw when ordered an avocado burger by accident once
Who the fuck came up with this unholy satanic shit? It's even worse than pineapple on pizza. People who like this shit belong in a fucking mental asylum.
Commiefornians are literally overflowing with avocados. Since they have jew powers over culture they spread their green goop cancer across the world.
Luckily people of taste are resisting.
>People of taste
It's a fruit, despite the savory rather than sweet taste it is a fruit. I don't know what you learned in Biology, if anything, but you should've learned the anatomy of plants.
Only spics actually like other spics here, and they're all manlets besides. If you think Trump is going to change anything about this state you're dead wrong, Texas has just as much reason to oppose BUILD WALL as Arizona and California; our small businesses and agricultural industries are profiting largely due to cheap illegal labor.
Not at all unlike how the UK profits off of Poles or Germany off of Eastern Europeans and Mid-Easterners.
I'm a 4th generation American, my family's just post-Depression Era Canadian immigrants, I also work in the software industry.
The only people actually scared of spics are the people who work entry level shit.
He's okay in comparison to a lot of the real cunts that are in senior management. Honestly the only time anyone who isn't CFO, CEO, President, VP, etc gets any amount of real contact or sight of Ellison is at Oracle OpenWorld (huge meeting between us and our clients/partners).
I guess if you put it that way all she really needs is meat anyway.
Killing is a harsh word, it's stunting her growth.
She'll be a 20 year old loli. I mean how did you think those adult lolis were made in anime in the first place, all they ate was hambagah.
There are 3 basic ingredients to making a loli: bread, water and
TOMATO IS A FRUIT YOU FATE FUCKS STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
IT HAS FUCKING SEEDS IN THEM
DO YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT!?
IT'S A GOD DAM FRUIT BECAUSE IT HAS SEEDS IN THEM!
"It's a vegetable because it grows close to the ground."
YOUR MOM IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE IT GROWS CLOSE TO THE GROUND AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU ARE THAT FUCKING STUPID
TLDR; TOMATO IS A FUCKING FAGGY FRUIT
>Tomato tastes like shit
Stop buying artifically ripened tomatoes then, I'm not even kidding the use of Ethylene gas to ripen tomatos while in transit to the supermarket kills the taste.
Water for drinking, acid is for cleaning away the filth.
What vegetables other than potato do you eat you fucking mick
>hating on Balut
Don't knock it till you've tried it, anon.
>eating a breast burger
Where do you think you are, /cannibal/?
Guro is cancer. Seriously, what kind of person gets a boner to seeing people cut open? Honestly.
The problem with Avacado on a burger is that it doesn't taste like anything. Its just a richness added. not worth the extra money but it doesn't taste like anything to be upset.
Surprised the mods didn't just delete the thread outright rather than cleaning it up.
>not living in the san joaquin Valley
>not being in the only place on earth with affordable perfect avocados
>not being white at the same time
Stay mad you over-ripened avocado eater
Please no! This has been settled people.
We don't want to fall back into the depths of the cola wars '75 - '85. God bless those brave souls
have a magical floating can of Fanta instead
>commiefornia in charge of not being retarded