The last one was purged for some reason, so I figured that I'd create a new one (A Lala one for a change).
Even when this thread is purged, what's stopping another anon from making a new one immediately after other than non-sleeping mods?
Face it, we never had any anime or manga discussion for 10 consecutive threads, and other than the game discussion that actually has sustenance (but sadly still not /a/), the best discussions this thread has is which OP gets to post their girl up first.
Why does it even hurt to post in /jp/ anyway if all we do is waifuwarring?
Jp threads have the problem of not dying for ages after bump limit. I generally read/post during US night hours(ie to/during/from
work), which makes it hard enough following discussions sometimes, but my phone sometimes can't load threads with something like 1000 or more replies.
Don't ask me, ask the mods. (Or maybe because nobody reported the Naruto generals)
Mods have already 404'ed the majority of Kancolle threads in /a/ and pruned two MonMusu threads today as well.
I hate to say this, but
you probably wouldn't miss much unless you're here for game discussion.
All I can say is, we're allowed to post in /a/ when there are new chapters or possibly new season 2 anime episodes, but no more than that. We're not really supposed to post 24-7 circlejerking threads about which waifu is the best on /a/.
I hang around for
art, stats, game discussion. The pasta is a problem, but if we respond, it just feeds them. We could try reporting it, but the only one I've seen it work for is the "he's a cyborg" one.
Well yeah, but keeping monmusu threads on /a/ for the sake of game discussion will also open up a pavement for shitposting, circlejerking and waifuwarring, which will get us pruned in the end anyways.
The last 4 threads including the pruned ones have constant unrelated gigantes posting, blogposting, /fit/ gainz discussion, unrelated mothgirls posting, hitomiposting and whose-girl-will-be-the-OP-image posting.
Just stop, everytime some anon attempts to come up with a pathetically short topic just by mentioning "Title, discuss", it ends up having a shorter half-life than carbon-16 and in the end just reduces to "I want to marry this snake" or "Zombina is the best girl".
See this faggot? Completely proving me correct.
One hour in after 11 threads of nothing anime/manga and we still have nothing.
Actually, it seems like the discussions are short if posted at this hour, but then a couple hours later, an American wakes up, decides he likes talking about it, and it continues. Likewise, if I was asleep and a discussion topic comes up 3 hours before I wake up, I'll respond. It's just the nature of it. Unless someone wants to come up with
You do have a point. But how many American anons will be interested in music discussion? How many more will be interested in unrelated subjects? From all the threads I've been to so far, the majority content of the threads is still "My waifu is the best and yours a shit", and even the music/game discussions aren't even /a/.
Preach all you like, you won't be able to stop these threads by complaining about what gets posted.
The only way these threads will die is with mod support, so until then please just give it a rest. You're far more off topic than any other kind of discussion that goes on here
That's the point, mods are working this time. Two threads pruned in a day.
I will stop talking about this problem any further, but I doubt this thread will last long, just like the other two today.
whoa whoa whoa, anon you need to relax being that stressed surly isn't good for your heart.
It's just a new mod that is being overly strict, they've deleted 5 loli thread in the past 3 days too. Loli threads are a staple of /a/ no matter how much you hate them or think it's pedo bait, they've never been deleted before unless one anon goes too far and starts posting lewd
But she's mean to poor Lala! She's the real monster here.
Honestly, this is why I find most claims about Lala's supernatural abilities too outlandish to believe. You could argue that she's maintaining her facade of being a harmless girl subject to the whims of the all-powerful Nippon government, but she's showing way too much genuine fear of deportation and exile.
She's tsundere. Eventually we'll get a chapter where Smith risks her own life to save the girls, then passes it off as "I-I-IIt's just because if you died I'd have to do loads of paperwork, dummy."
If the migration finally happens this time it won't be too bad. Jaypee is comfy. Sure it'll take a thread three days to die, but there are advantages to having bigger longer threads.
And what Monster Girl doesn't like things that are big and long?
Are you honestly trying to tell me that this girl is not death incarnate?
Her only proven, 100% indisputable abilities are
>harmless cranial detachment
>talking to those at death's door
Teleportation had been hinted at, but is not ironclad.
OAD releases in November, I think.
You missed one
>being cute as fuck
>Can't smooch her in public without getting the cops called on you
>Hollow, lightweight bones prohibit rough play
>Needs constant caring for, like a toddler
>Will probably cheat on you because she's
>A FUCKING IDIOT
Papi a worst.
Naive and forgetful
Fuck off Australian
Tender loving you sadist
Not even once, she looks after others and has motherly instincts
>will probably cheat
You seem to think that no one else in the world is capable of cheating on anyone other than Papi. You're, to quote yourself
>A FUCKING IDIOT
Papi a best
Thank you for replying to me almost every thread
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
I like big girls with big appetites like Tio
And beign a bully target
From the official twitter account
Okay, this is funny
Maybe it's really just a very strict mod 5-6 hours ago lurking around /a/ banning generals.
Doesn't seem like this is affected,
despite being almost the same as ever with less unrelated content compared to the last two threads.
Unfortunately these threads as of late are actual generals.
Literally, the last 3-4 threads were fags raging over who gets to post their waifus first on a new thread, followed by horsepussy discussions (again).
>Literally, the last 3-4 threads were fags raging over who gets to post their waifus first on a new thread, followed by horsepussy discussions (again).
Well maybe people just got tired of seeing horseshit on the front page every thread.
For a while there were dual threads: one that jumped the gun on creation, wouldn't get filtered for the delicate, but was chugging along; and another that wasn't a preemie, was filterable, but barely sputtered along. Duels typically get both yanked, to remind people not to do that. I wasn't here at the end, but I assume that's what happened.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
We did. Here, I highlighted them for you.
I want to cum in Centorea's Shianus.
Am I a bad person?
Somewhere there is a capture of /tg/'s horse anus discussion. Note the phrase "sphinctoral guillotine" in it. Think long and hard about whether or not you'll ever be long and hard again before you try playing the back 9 with her.
Reminder that Bucket Suu is he log in reward for this round, be sure not to miss her.
for me its just become teasing, I no longer particularly care about criticizing another's tastes
You know, Rachnee would be far better off climbing up on Cerea's back. There she could nibble on her ears, fondle her chest, stroke her here and there with pedipalps, grind against Cerea's human horse interface, and use a rear leg or ovipositor to give Cerea somthing to wink about.
My waifu is Spider
There's nothing wrong with horse pussy.
He knows what's good in life
Centaurs are love.
Reminder that the Emperor approves of monstergrills.
You say something lad?
>He doesn't give when he receives.
Lala would not approve.
wew lad that some erotic fantasies ya got there
Goddamn, I'm not even a Lalafag. What's happening to me?
Man, Lala is a good girl. If I had to rank them. It would go
(She grew on me despite her jealousy and failure as a housewife)
Love her chapter and how she want's to love Darling and not be a cuck anymore)
(She's only a little bit better than below)
>Rachnera = Cerea
(Only downside about these two is their body types and lack of chapters/character development)
>cerea's lack of character development
I thought she had nice development, with her introduction, that episode (or chapter for you manga fags) where she and Darling spent the day together, and when her mom visited.
Genuinely curious about this.
To me it's like lipstick.
It can look nice if done right, but for the most part it's like kissing a big layer of wax.
Plus the different colors can just make a woman have clown makeup.
Granted, painted nails aren't that bad but that's just how I compare it.
The subliminals in the manga are starting to work on you. Soon, you'll realize that the more legs the merrier. Next Rachnee stops looking scary, because she's just lovely leggy lady. Then when enough others have followed the same path, the Crab will signal his people to rise up from their undersea hideouts and take the surface world from its softened up citizens.
Give her time. She'll settle into the middle ground of a harem ending. She and Miia can console each other in the tub, as in that steamy webshort, on the nights that Darling is tied up with another girl.
She just hasn't shown as much love for Darling or expanded on why she needs him so bad, save for that one time she mentioned that no one has stood up for her before.
But that can be said for most of the girls on my list, the only person who screams about how much she loves Darling is Miia and I guess
Mero. But about Cerea's character
>pic related, top panel
If you ask me it sounds like she has a dark past where she was bullied, hurt or something probably by the guys in her tribe or clan or whatever they call it.
Would've liked for that to be expanded upon. Probably won't be.
I wished she had a chapter where her and the girl's complete past was explained and expanded upon. More than just a brief nod to it. Like I really need to see their childhoods and how they came into the exchange program and why they did.
Crab could've talked about his current harem who has shit characters as it is, instead of wasting chapters on M.O.N.
Can't really complain too much about it because the series isn't supposed to be that.
As for Suu, she's a meme character who's only there to put the girls into sexy poses and scenes. No character at all. Rachnera is no better but at least she can speak and has the best character out of all of them.
Too bad it seems Crab won't talk about that. The pacing in the series is way too slow for me, to be honest.
Shittiest character would be Suu.
Her character is non-existent.
Also, 4/10 bait, made me reply.
>can't move on land without help
>wants a kucking relationship
>almost got darling killed twice just for muh tragedy
>is literally Miia but boring
Thank fucking god someone else agrees.
At least Suu doesn't want Darling to die just because it'd be hot.
you seems to be recognizing a good pair of legs
my dark-skinned brother
>This is probably the shittiest meme yet to be created in these threads
>created in these threads
Anon it was not at all created in these threads. Somebody just brought it here.
>If you ask me it sounds like she has a dark past where she was bullied, hurt or something probably by the guys in her tribe or clan or whatever they call it.
>Would've liked for that to be expanded upon. Probably won't be.
Her mom makes Asian tiger-moms look like itty bitty kitties. That's all the abusive past she needs.
>Crab could've talked about his current harem who has shit characters as it is, instead of wasting chapters on M.O.N.
He got too many well liked characters. Trying to please all your fans means never pleasing many at once.
>Rachnera is no better but at least she can speak and has the best character out of all of them. Too bad it seems Crab won't talk about that.
The back story in your head, or mine for that matter, will always be better than the back story that Crab finally tells. Enjoy the mystery instead of insisting it get solved right now.
>The pacing in the series is way too slow for me, to be honest.
Think of it as a soap opera, not a movie of the week. Telling the story then stopping is not the goal.
I've always felt like Mero was just a copy of Miia but meant to be more "elegant" I suppose. Which doesn't work given the whole "die for my love" type thing.
Miia >>>>>>>> Mero
If I had to die for one of them I'd rather suffocate after six hours of full moon snek sex than drown during full moon fish sex.
I promised myself I wouldn't write anymore verbose, extremely lewd descriptions of all the passionate sexual things I'd do to Lala. You're all making it very hard in more than one way.
If you want to start shit, at least use better arguments.
>>can't move on land without help
Suu literally can't survive without water or rain jacket. In some cases she's just as bad as Mero. When it was raining, Suu would've died. The only time Mero was immobilized was because Miia broke her chair. And she's a mermaid, how is that her fault?
>>wants a kucking relationship
We've been over this, Mero hasn't wanted this since her Mom's chapter.
>>almost got darling killed twice just for muh tragedy
Who in the hell hasn't put Darling in near death danger? The opening scene of this series was Miia killing this man in his sleep.
Only person who hasn't damn near killed Darling is Rachnera. But even then she's hurt him in some sort of way too. Darling getting hurt is apart of the "comedy" of the series.
>is literally Miia but boring
So that means Miia and Mero are both boring? They can't be the exact same type of people but Mero is somehow "more boring".
It sounds like you're a Suufag.
My nigga. I was hoping you'd show up sometime.
Dont sweat it brosef. im sure you can resist the image of lala's
sweet purplish lips hanging just barely above your face, as they tremble lightly to the thought of what you're about to do to her.
>Who in the hell hasn't put Darling in near death danger?
Mero's the only one that wants him to die to fulfill her fantasy. But as you said, that was changed in her mom's chapter.
>So that means Miia and Mero are both boring?
No because Miia is cute and fun. Mero is just. There.
The other two you got me on.
Suu second worst. I'm a
Meh, that's a good way to think about it.
I mean it excuses the shit writing but hey at least people won't be disappointed. But I'll still stick to my feelings on how he should've at least talked more about his main harem first.
Never forgive, never forget.
his last works started looks weird because of the colours
his name on twitter is "s-now"
Daily reminder that Zombina a best
HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THOSE FACES
>Literally a walking corpse
I'll show that bitch some firepower.
Because I love her and she is wonderful
That calm before the sexual storm is precisely what causes the passion to ignite with such tremendous force. You wouldn't be able to help but sweep her head off of her shoulders and vigorously french kiss her while her body falls to her knees and quickly heats up from the passionate sensation of your tongue plunging into her mouth and entwining with hers. Losing herself she'd fondle her ample bust with her left hand while sliding the fingers of her right into her sexy black panties, twisting and rubbing her stiff purple nipples and clit while you lower her dazed head before you throbbing hard-on. Unconsciously she'd open her mouth and slowly lick at the precum running down the underside of your member, teasing and kissing it leaving light lipstick marks all over your shaft. Suddenly she'll be brought back to reality when you bury your fingers between her long white locks and force your painfully erect cock down her tight throat, ramming in and out mercilessly while her body masturbates furiously with the desire to feel your throbbing cock penetrating her drenched purple pussy, her love juices soaking through her frilly panties and running shamelessly down her thick blue thighs. Even after erupting in her throat and pulling your saliva-covered cock out of her mouth, the sight of her body ravishing itself in anticipation of your hot manhood would turn you into a wild animal ready to pounce on it's defenseless prey. There would be no doubt, the horny headless bitch in heat will be impregnated thoroughly and relentlessly, without even the slightest modicum of hesitation or pause.
Well, guess you were right. Sometimes you just can't fight who you are.
Come on, you know it's all spur of the moment. Not sure if I'll write more or when but know that I'm often in the threads so if I do I'm sure you'll notice.
Oh and thanks
It's all right off the cuff, I adore her so much that sometimes it just slips out and goes on much longer than I anticipated. You might find more in the archives if you try searching some of the images I use. She's just so wonderful.
No one here likes Suu. Go away and take your plot device creature with an incredibly cute face and body that can be sexy for all occasions and nicer personality than any of the other girls away from here.
And now, something completely diffrent... I drew something... On a piece of paper... Is it tolerable?
>all this Lala love
jeez, I've been out of these threads for some months and I found this
As a way to redeem myself i made a cafeinated spider... Sorry for self insert, i'm not the brightest of lights
still dank my man, and will remain until crab stops bullying her.
last time it 3 simultaneous skywhales from them to take out my skyguard,, and even then they didn't even manage to kill me
I would have loved to see Lala in the hot springs. I wonder if her head floats?
Why do you hate the burb?
>because I hate the burd
But Papi loves you, goshujin~
or at least in the beach episode, just to see her in a swumsuit
She can't even remember my name or the law.
Kids at the gym's daycare will be in the background of the gym episode leading headless Lala around to find her head, which got caught in a down current in the Jacuzzi and trapped at the bottom.
I guess there are still only six harem members. It's kind of a shame because I like Lala more than Papi. But I guess you can't have EVERYONE with tits bigger than life.
Something's going to have to happen to make that outfit more revealing though, somehow getting torn to shreds so all that's left is mere strands of cloth up top dangling precariously over her nips and the bottom ripped so all that's left is a striped thong wedged tightly up her fine fat ass. Clothing damage is a bit of an underrated fetish.
yep' but it took TR ~30min to take out one skyguard what was a major pain to their zerg infasion
we will see her again?
taking chuuni classes from Lala?
You will never be woken by the sound of you daughter's voices chorusing, "Daddy, it's morning. It's morning.," accompanied by the pitter-patter of little feet on your bedroom ceiling.
I want to hug a beef.
I like 12Beast's minotaurs better than the one(s) in Monmusu, based on looks. Still haven't found the time to read 12beast.
Can we discuss how shitty that new Lala doujin is? How do you make porn of a girl that can remove her head and not do anything with the concept?
>mad cuz never had gf
I feel you man. It's hard to just cut off the feelings you have for someone you've been intimate with.
>calling out blogging is being mad
you're what makes these threads shit
no, I just have the manga version
search for it on tumblrshit
neck yourself you fucking spergs
Most likely you didn't even break up with anyone, you've never had a girlfriend and only said that so we could post pictures of your waifu. We called you out on your blatant blogshit, which I should remind you has been one of the reasons for three threads being deleted recently.
No one is mad, we're just tired of people like you attempting to troll and failing miserably at it. Then don't give up, but try even harder and just fail even more.
Please stop, you're not only embarrassing yourself but you're making others feel embarrassed for you
>I was the one who posted about a gf
>I didn't know you'd take the bait like a typical faggot
Like pic related?
Why are you quoting yourself? I didn't even respond to your girlfriend post, I replied to your other posts about calling everyone mad because no one cared what you had to say. Name calling and being stupid just prove you're not very good at this. Try your weak bait on the monster girl threads on /v/ they're a gullible bunch
>I posted about a girlfriend
>You have above a 3rd grade reading comprehension
You are platinum mad. Not only do you make no sense, but you can't read and you keep taking the "weak bait".
Jesus fucking christ guys, if you give me some requests to draw will you please change the goddamn subject?
No wonder why they want to purge the threads
I wouldn't have even minded if it were a vanilla doujin with a normal looking girl who just happened to have odd skin, but the artist resorted to tentacle shit.
He could have had reverse throat jobs, or licking balls/ass while fucking, or self-cunnilingus or >>138717518 or anything!
smug papi please, we need to complete the trifecta of smug
>some requests to draw
Nope. Don't have any. If that is your art, it is excellent, however.
I'll leave the madfag to stew. I must go, my people need me.
Haru preening her feathers.
Or being generally cute.
I'm a horsefag extraordinaire and I would love to see Nayaa take a shot at it since I haven't seen him draw her before. Fight me.
Also yeah I agree that other girls need love too so I'm working on drawing Iormu
i feel like you guys miss out on the opportunities here. you can pick anyone and get bonus mero
you can pick papi or suu and get the other as package deal
pretty sure rachnea comes with a suu too
My god It was just supposed to be a one off joke, I didn't mean for it to go out of hand like it did.
That poor innocent /a/non
reminder that in three days we got: Draco birthday and Manako's chapter and then two days later is Papi's birthday
hmm now that we're close to Draco's and Papi's birthday and Manako's date, draw something about those three girls!
Why was my first thought Dwayne Johnson
I imagined that Manako would do something like that, but I didn't expect that Crabman would make their date as a photography session
I wonder who else might appear in their date tho
>imagined that Manako would do something like that, but I didn't expect that Crabman would make their date as a photography session
She needed to shoot some male nudes for her final project and Kurusu is the only guy who didn't run screaming when she asked if they'd mind if she shot them on their day off.
Is Smith in or out of the harem?
Literally it means "lord/master of the house". Smith used that word when explaining to Papi she has to listen to Darling when staying with him and Papi, being Papi, stuck calling him that. As it is, she probably doesn't know Goshujin isn't his real name.
darling of course, she wants the D
I hope we see her in the next chapter doing something naughty and getting caught by Manako and Darling
I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be very average looking. I recall Cerea's mom referring to him as such. On top of that, most of the girls don't lust for him until getting to know him.
>I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be very average looking.
Not in 2D Manako-vision.