Reminder that gary oak can do anything you can do, but better.

>Anything you can do Gary can do better. Gary can do anything better than you.
No he can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

>>138639988
>literally a gary stu

My waifu is not a pedophile.

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>>138640301
He'd just beat the shit out of you and fuck her while you held his balls, don't fool yourself

>>138639988
>Your waifu would bounce on his cock in front of you

implying she'd be able to get there because I'd already be on his cock, since it's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

>>138639988
No she wouldnt. She loves me.

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>>138640435
Gary Oak is so alpha he's the best girl at the same time, it's unreal

>>138639988
Why wasn't the show about him instead?

>>138639988
Could I watch? How many times do you get to see Gary Oak in action

>>138640743
Because he's already a Pokemon Master. You can't milk that for over a decade.

>>138640838
I could milk Gary Oak for over a decade.

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>>138640891

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>>138640743

>no Gary Oak 80s style racing anime where he participates in street races between towns to fund his adventures
>you will never see a 10 year old outdriving musclebound racers and their pokemon
>you will never see Gary hit a turn so hard that you see his Eevee play comedy relief and fly around in the back seat behind him.
>you will never see a special OVA where he is forced to come out of retirement to fund his research

Why even live?

>>138640435
fucking gay scum

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I want to fuck Gary Oak.

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>>138641454
One day he'll have a show that does him justice

>Gary is a Pokemon professor
>Ash is still a faggot trainer who hasn't won a real championship

inb4 m-muh Orange Island and m-muh Battle Frontier

>>138639988
If I kill myself, can he kill himself better than me? Didn't think so, fagget.

>>138643322
If he killed himself he would just be reincarnated as an even more powerful gary oak

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>>138642289
>Ash beat the dream of being a Pokemon champion out of Gary in one Battle

>>138643637
Technically he had half of it beat out of him when he lost the first time and lost a lot of his bravado.

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>>138639988

Gary Oak has the deepest lore of the whole show. Why would he have a fanclub before he even started his journey? Do they follow him into the woods when he's catching pokemon? Does he pay them? Obviously he's enjoying that Pop-Pop money, as we see him staying at a high class room with his harem on Cinnabar. Look at them in OP's pic, they're cheering him on for drinking tea. This shit must go on 24/7. I can't shake the feeling that maybe he's just lying in wait for Ash, and he only summons his squad when he arrives. It's like he has nothing better to do than to show off to Ash. Like, during the swimsuit competition, he told all of his girls to go on stage with him so he could declare his greatness solely for Ash to see. I think he secretly has a crush on Ash, and just wants to impress him. It's like a male form of Ojou-dere

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>>138639988

You are standing second in line for your brand new Wii console. There is one left on the shelf and guess who's right in front of you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all of your revives and healing items used up and being almost raped by his onslaught of shitting dick nipples. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You're on the Titanic, its sinking, you're in the lifeboat, its the last one and there is only room for one more person, who takes the last seat? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Congratulations, You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Pokemon center and then the PokeMart, guess who blocks the entrance to the Pokemart. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

You're walking home at night and a nigger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary MOTHERFUCKING OAK, that's who.

Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

>>138639988
Why did these chicks cling to Gary? Did Oak hire a bunch of college girls to keep an eye on him, and give them a freaking Corvette so they wouldn't have to walk anywhere, and stay at expensive hotels?

>>138639988
>implying that Gary Oak isn't the only man I'd be fine with giving my waifu too

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>>138644767
Ash is truly a cuck

>>138639988
Why do people like this faggot, he is like Kaiba except not cool and has like 100 times less screen time.

>>138644767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5P7rRGp5w

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>>138646448
>not cool
Fuck off ash

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FUCKING GARY OAK

SAUUUUUUUUUUR

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>>138646971
Cry about it

>>138646696
He is not cool, he lost to Ash.