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You may love or hate the series, but you'd be lying if you said you didn't think at least one of them was adorable/fuckable/fetish fuel.

And so today we will have a thread to celebrate and gawk at them all. They are all best girl, and arararagi is one lucky fictional bastard
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>>136344335
a couple of group shots to get us going.
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>>136344361
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>Best personality
>best body
>best sex
>best ass

For me its:
Hachikuji
Kiss shot
Tsukihi
Shinobu
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>>136344478
For me, its crab, cat, monkey, and monkey again. i like broken, bitchy girls, what can i say.
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>>136344498
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>>136344335
Let's set a few things straight.
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>>136344391
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>>136344361
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post monkey butts
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>>136344498
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under rated/ under loved
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>>136344994
She should've been created when the popularity of the series was at it's peak.
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>>136344994
It's ok, I love her
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goddammit i want to see kizu already
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>>136344335
>they are all best girl

truth
except snake.
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>>136344994
I hope Zokuowarimonogatari gets animated, I want to see imouto Sodachi.
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>>136345927
its been said that everything is eventually gonna get animated, but I dont know if they meant only the original series or all its off shoots. fingers crossed, some of those wazamono stories sound interesting
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>>136344738
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>>136345796
yeah, snake is the only exception. but she is a pretty interesting character, and she has the top tier seiyuu, so she's still kind of best.
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>>136346039
>>136345055
>>136344738
dear god. how/why did he not molest the monky in that burning school building, i do not know
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>>136345927
Zoku will certainly be animated, I'm more worried about Oroka, and by the time Sodachi's conclusion happens later in the novels the anime would certainly not be profitable anymore.
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this thread is suffering from a crab deficiency
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>>136346008
>>136346115
Isn't Shaft getting ready to go back to their main cash cow Madoka though?

and yeah the off season LNs don't have much of a chance of being animated I think, not all of them anyway
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>>136346222
what with kizu actually coming out and two more on the way, I'm not sure madoka is the cash cow anymore. they seem to be really into this shit right now - owari1 last season, kizu movie and koyomimono at the same time.

i guess it depends on how long this keeps being profitable. if the nips keep eating it up, we might see literally everything adapted by the time we're dead, if he ever stops writing
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>>136346198
This is the face of a man who'd love Crab to just get off his car already
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>>136345796
Snake was interesting as a character in Nadeko Medusa
that alone puts her above Crab who is dull through and through, Duraragi has a more engaging relationship with almost every other chick in the cast
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>>136346222
It's not Shaft that decides, and Madoka airing never prevented them from doing Monogatari. It would be stupid to believe they'd stop a safe 20K seller in the middle of the "ending" with just one season left.
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>>136346198
imagine waking up next to this angel. fuck you, cat
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>>136346506
That's just rude. redditgahara would be disappointed in you.
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>>136344335

I love all of them honestly.

I would say I'm a Catfag, but I actually love her more for her character whereas I find Crab and adult Bat to be infinitely more fuckable with their personalities and body-type. Similarly, just as people find Snake's personality detestable yet absolutely fuckable, I'm the reverse in that I love her character but don't find her sexually-arousing compared to say, Bird or Math which just oozes cute and sexy for me.

Then again, I also find Kagenui, Izuko and Ougi to be pure sex and I'd love to see more of them, so maybe I'm just weird like that.
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>>136346721
Ougi is universally loved. She brought true meaning to the word spookycute, and even has her own consistent copypasta.
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>>136346663
cat IS disappointed you referred to her best friend with that awful slur
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>>136346506
>imagine waking up next to this angel
Is this before or after she rapes me?
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>>136346721
wow thats lewd. addicted to the deep yoko yoko kissu
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who /fiyahseestah/ here?
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>>136346868
>and even has her own consistent copypasta.
Which one is that?

>>136346065
I agree. She's a very strong character, but feels somehow "different" to the other girls (with the possible exception of snail).
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>>136346868
If Araragi had sex with her would that count as masturbation?
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>>136346940
What are you talking about? Cat loves to use it as a pet name!
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>>136347040
I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
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imagine this, but from the all grown up one.

okay, now go change your underwear.
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So after Kizu is old news.

What is /a/'s opinion?
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>>136347154
spoopycutie
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>>136347154
I don't remember that pasta from any of the Owari threads.
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I like Kanbaru best, because I love Hitagi and I'm a narcissist
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>tfw finished all the gataris
>tfw nothing else to watch
It hurts guys. Can I find the novels anywhere in english? Completely fallen in love with this series
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>>136347201
i wonder how many anon's are going to cry when they see her again next weekend. are people even aware of her imminent reappearance?
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>>136347154
Damn right.
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best girl is kaiki      
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>>136344994
>that awkwardly angry reaction to rrragi poking her
she's too cute
also her VA does a fantastic job

>>136347262
>>136347229
>>136347300
>>136347342
The artstyle in this still looks sorta strange to me
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Bat
>best body
Cat
>best sex
Snake
>best ass
Monkey
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>>136347156
God I love how toned the gatari girls are.

>>136347201
>okay, now go change your underwear.
>wearing pants
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>>136347259
Are you tricking me right now anon? It's not nice to bully gullible people like this. I'm positive I saw it in every Owari thread I read.
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dem superior character designs
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>>136345796
That's a weird way to spell Crab
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>>136347359
I was in almost every Owari thread from episode 2 onwards, and I recall seeing that maybe once.

>>136347297
Your plight is not a new one. Now quit being an autist and join us in our never ending best girl debates.
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>>136347378
They should release artworks for all girls in the Kizu style as little fanservice.

Senjougahara with brown hair
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>>136347353
>that awkwardly angry reaction to rrragi poking her

God that was too cute, I had to watch it again.
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>>136347378
The look a bit too "cold" for me. Where's the love?
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>>136347444
All I need in my life is crab.
You think she gave koyomi crabs?
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I always liked how badass rararagi looks in this picture
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>>136344994
Math is in my top 3. I love silver hair, twin tails and uncontrollable emotions.
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>>136347444
>I was in almost every Owari thread from episode 2 onwards, and I recall seeing that maybe once.

Not a slight against you but it was all over other Monogatari threads too at the time that Owari was airing.
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>>136344478
Hitagi
Tsukihi
Kanbaru
Shinobu
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>>136347546
I guess there's nothing left for us to do but fight to the death.
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>>136347584
That would be two against one, I've been the one replying to you so far until >>136347546
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>>136347378
>>136347498

I don't know, the pink color filter/palette felt like an instant turn-on honestly.
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Quite a few great girls. Here's best girl.
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>>136344478
>best personality
Bat
>best body
Bee
>best sex
Crab
>best ass
Monkey
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>>136347619
Movie looked amazing. Can't wait to see the second part in summer.
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>>136347498
Kiss-Shot's breakdown was pretty love.
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>>136344478
Shinobu
Shinobu
Shinobu
Shinobu
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>>136344478
bat
bat
bat
bat
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>>136346115
>tfw self-sustaining lifestyle combined with a desperate need for some cuddling

I would absolutely take responsibility.
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>>136347678
Considering that it's getting a limited American release, will subs and decent quality torrents become available faster than originally expected?
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>>136347753
You don't want to watch Kizu as shitty cam-rip. Not as your first time experience!
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I am literally going to shadow bond with Shinobu.
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>>136347716
>>136347723
Hello brother with excellent taste
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>>136347618
Oh - well, how about we just keep posting gatari girls and call it a day?

>>136347792
So we're talking months and months and months, as originally expected?
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Cat has a body literally made for sex
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>>136347848
Well, the question is how Aniplex wants to release Kizu.
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Snail

>best body
Monkey

>best sex
Bat

>best ass
Spooky
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>>136347736
Too bad no one will ever take responsibility for her since Nisio enjoys hurting characters he likes.
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>>136347848
Agreed
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>>136347851
We're past Neko White, you mean body and personality made for sex
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>>136347851
Just a bit too much ballast for my liking, but I can see where you're coming from.

>>136347910
What is/was the US theatre release date? (I'm not American).
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>>136347965
February
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>>136347297
Rewatch the series with as many of the commentaries as you can get your hands on. Then rewatch it again to see how all the information you got in later arcs applies to the earlier arcs.
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>>136347919
The Nisio ride never ends. We're doomed to reside in these threads until he finally draws a line under the series (i.e. never).

>>136347913
>best ass
>spooky
What ass?
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>>136347913
>best ass
Spooky

Please elaborate.
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This thread needs more head pat
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>>136344994
At first I thought he was just an insufferable autistic bitch, but after knowing the rest of her story everything kind of redeemed her. I judged her too harshly, she's better than average.
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Miracle of the universe
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>>136348039
>Then rewatch it again to see how all the information you got in later arcs applies to the earlier arcs.
I'm not doing that until all the main arcs have been animated. I'll take a few days off work and powerdrive through the series in chronological order.

>>136347986
And I guess DVD sales would be a long time coming after that even if Aniplex is involved directly?
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>>136348083
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>>136347378
>superior
The originals were pretty mediocre in general (with a few exceptions).
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>>136348049
you could look at the screenshot I posted
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>>136348112
>And I guess DVD sales would be a long time coming after that even if Aniplex is involved directly?

Japan release will have English subs.

in 2017
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>>136348083
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>>136347444
That would be a great way to eradicate Ougi's smugness.
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>>136348049
>best ass
>spooky
>What ass?
Exactly. Some people are fiends for DFC, an elite few for DFB
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>>136348049
I just want a comfy ending like rragi marries his qt crab gf and becomes a cop like his parents and it ends happily ever after with none of the qts dying.
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>>136348155
What originals?
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I want Shinobu to bite my neck. I want to feel her cute teeth stab me like needles of love.
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>>136347668
Best body is Cat, but I have to admit that hairstyle looks great on Bee. Short hair + big tits is always the way to go.
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>>136348176
>2017
Jesus Christ, I don't expect to even live that long.

>>136348194
>DFB
Sounds funnier to me if that B stands for Bum. Still though, protocol states that we have to go with DFA.
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>>136348152
And then Araragi scolds her for being so vulnerable like a worried father.
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>>136347800
Not such a good idea, remember: no fap time.
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>>136348188
Silly anon, that's not a head pat
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>>136348254
Incidentally I actually prefer ponytail Bee, but then again I'll prefer almost any character in ponytail mode.
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Crab is damaged goods. Bat is best, Cat is most underrated.
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>>136348112

I know that she's not as loved as the other girls but I'll be damned if Izuko's exposed shoulders and hair-draped-over-one-eye look didn't turn me on every time she appeared.

I guess it kinda helps that I marathoned Owari so it made her monologues much more bearable for me.
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Well, the question would be if Aniplex releases the Kizu parts together or if they are releasing it also in three parts.

Though I kind of expect they want to make the extra money with the screenings when they do screenings of part 1 and 2 and then all parts together.
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>>136348212
Anime designs.
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>>136344478
Hachikuji
Karen
Kanbaru
Karen
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>>136348297
Araragi still buys porn and masturbates. He just tries to choose classy porn in order to impress her.
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>>136348297
Why would I when I'm bonded with Shinobu? We're in a relationship that's much deeper than plain marriage.
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>people thinking that Eroragi sticks around with Crab in college
>she's not even on his keychain
best otp confirmed
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>>136348318
I'd say Cat and Doll are both most underrated, but yeah, you are spot on.
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>>136348254
Bee was better with long hair family, no denying it
>>136348259
Metal gear and fallout kept me from suicide last year, gatari might do it this year but fuck me its still only january
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>>136348318
That's what intrigues me about her though - we have no idea how damaged she actually is and exploring that fact would be interesting. I wanna crack open that cold facade and see what lies beneath.

>>136348359
>Well, the question would be if Aniplex releases the Kizu parts together or if they are releasing it also in three parts.
They have to do it in parts considering Part 1 is Are you talking about the cinema screenings or BDs?
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>>136348400
Arararararagi looks really old here
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>>136348326
Her monologues totally ruined her character for me. I was pretty hyped to see her again, but I couldn't stop thinking "will she ever shut up" all the time. The last chapters of Owari were pretty underwelming.
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>>136348164
That's a glitch.
Best ass is snake ass, everyone knows that.
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>>136348409
>Metal gear and fallout kept me from suicide last year, gatari might do it this year but fuck me its still only january
The main bit of media that kept me going through most of last year turned out to be a huge disappointment, so it's kinda preventing me from getting excited about other media going forward.

>Bee was better with long hair family, no denying it
You magnificent bastard.
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>>136348164
That's not an accurate representation and you know it.
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Which Monogataris have best chemistry and why is it team triple loli?
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>>136348318
>damaged goods
Explain pls
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Why do they have all animal names. They are all dead fishes in bed.
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>>136348529
As opposed to team high school?
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>>136348397
Koyomi & Shinobu's relationship is on a pretty different level to everyone elses really, romantic or not.
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>>136348599
>Math & Crab on a team
I don't think that's teamwork, anon
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>>136347154
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>>136348599
Holy shit I never thought of it this way and now it's making me hard as diamonds.
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>>136348426
You just posted the best ones.
>Kiss-Shot's first minion
>long hair Araragi
>Gaen
>THAT Tsukihi hairstyle
>Kaiki when not disguising himself
>Nadeko when not medusa
>Numachi
The rest are not that bad, but mediocre.
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Hajikuji
>best body
Monkey
>best sex
Bee
>best ass
Bat
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>>136348683
thank you spooky ougi
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>>136348683
Thank you Spooky Ougi.
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>>136348599
Go team!
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>>136348532
Raped
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>>136348529
They turn everything they touch into gold. My favorite part is Kaiki's interaction with Ononoki. Mayoi's itneraction with Araragi gets a little tyring (maybe because I'm not that much into pedo shit).
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>>136348674
Sodachi already apologized and Hitagi accepted.
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>>136348599
She's barely even at that school though
hell she's more viable to be on Team Sisters especially with what Koyomi Reverse implied
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>>136348532
Probably refers to
>almost (some faggots say "actually") raped
>"Kaiki fucked her" meme
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>>136344597
does it get any better than that?
I mean just look at the situation rrrgi is in, you can't fucking beat it
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>>136348766
>pedo shit
Why are you even in here again?
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>>136348766
>pedo shit
Kill yourself normalfag
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>>136348604
This. Conventional romantic relationships are overrated.
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Kanbaru
>best body
Tsubasa
>best sex
Shinobu
>best ass
Kanbaru as well, but for variety's sake: Nadeko
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>>136348532
Memes and conjecture, anon. She is undeniably emotionally damaged to some extent though.
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>>136348866
They are CUTE. Not fuckable.
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So I have heard that Tsukihi and Kagenui got an upcoming little story together?

Please confirm if true, I absolutely adore both of them.
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>>136348792
Oh true I forgot about that. In that case they're pretty close, but what team finishing moves would be able to outclass this?

(Also sorry about shit tumblr gif I couldn't find a better version)
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>>136348599
I consider that scene to be one of my favourite monogatari scenes.

Incidentally, does anybody have that stitch of when Crab arrives in the classroom with cat draped around her ankles? I could have sworn I had it saved but I can't find it now.
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>>136349009
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>>136348400
Arararararagi lookin' really hunky there~
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>>136349009
That unfazed look on crabs face after she gets hit.
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>>136348599
Math is more of a loner. If we are talking viable teams then it's >>136348529 >>136348743 and Fire Sisters with Snake. Math needs more fiends.
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>>136349009
>Crab's expressions
Legitimately makes me laugh every time.
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>>136349036
Thanks anon. Forgot that she was actually hanging around her waist - the ankles come later.

Christ I love that image.
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>>136349058
>>136349103
And she doesn't even miss a beat - catches Math on the rebound like a champ.
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>>136349009
>>136349058
>and then Crab faints right after this
why does everyone even humor her dumb "If you do x I'll kill you and everybody else" schtick anyway? Even Snake could probably beat her up if she got mad enough
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>>136348529
Crab/Monkey/Cat is best team.
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>>136349036
You just know Araragi is the third wheel here.
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>>136349173
>why does everyone even humor her dumb "If you do x I'll kill you and everybody else" schtick anyway?
Because she has an intimidating and somewhat mysterious personality. Most people aren't quite sure of what she's capable of, and as such give her a wide berth.

I will say that the fainting afterwards was a bit silly though. Crab isn't that frail.
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>>136349198
I'm sure he's perfectly okay with that somehow.
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>>136349173
I thought she only pretended to faint so the fight wouldn't seem one-sided and she could get away more easily?
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>>136349102
Snake is also a loner who does her own things even if friends with Tsukihi.
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>>136349275
That looks fuckin' adorable. I bet Crab remembers her mama when sleeping on Cat's bossom.
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>>136349292
>I thought she only pretended to faint so the fight wouldn't seem one-sided and she could get away more easily?

This. She only pretended because of how awkward it was that Sodachi got knocked out.
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>>136344335
Gaen bloodline only produces the greatest girls. It's a shame Gaen doesn't convince Kanbaru to take advantage of her amazing base stats and inclination towards exorcism.
Kanbaru Suruga: Abberation Exorcist would be the best.
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>>136348083
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>>136348743
A team to be plagued by internal conflict if ever there was one.

>>136349292
That's what I initially thought too. The faint almost seems too convenient and put on. That said, Crab isn't somebody who would normally give a shit whether people thought a fight between her and somebody else was one-sided.
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>>136349292
She texts Aragi about being in hospital later on, so no I don't think so.
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>>136349346
While that's what I initially thought too, it doesn't seem like something Crab would do.

See: >>136349362

>>136349376
That's because she broke her finger though, wasn't it?
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>>136349376

Didn't she injure her hand from punching Sodachi though? I thought that was what she was complaining about in her text at the end.
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>>136349306
Post-Koimonogatari Snake is apparently on even better terms with Tsukihi, judging from how she shared her secret with her.
If she's willing to go to such length I'd think they're thick as thieves. Dunno where Bee fits there, tho'.
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>>136349362
Crab's harem.
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>>136349362
Switch Monkey and Cat here and it'd make sense
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>>136349275
It never occurred to me until now, but that scene makes me feel bad for Kanbaru.
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>>136348683
thank you spooky ougi
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>>136349523
Kanbaru knows where she stands to be fair.

>>136349474
>Dunno where Bee fits there, tho'.
Bee never seemed to really care all that much for Snake.
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>>136349523
The truly sad thing is that Kanbaru is absolutely aware that this is going on and that she dislikes that it's happening but that she's going to leave it because Senjougahara likes how it is.

Had Araragi not gotten to her in Suruga Monkey, Kanbaru probably would have attempted to wreck Hanekawa's shit too.
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>>136349359
I wish we could make webm of all great scenes in Kizu already.
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>>136349414
>>136349362

I could see her doing it to avoid getting expelled. Or did that also happen? I don't know why my memory fell to Araragi tier suddenly.
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>>136349009
Knowing Sodachi's whole deal, this scene is just kinda sad now

>>136349198
It'd be weird if he was that bothered by it. Hitagi aside, at the end of Ougi Dark his harem is pretty much is as follows:

>Shinobu
>Ononoki
>Karen
>Tsukihi
>Shrine Goddess Hachikuji
>Ougi

There's Kanbaru too but Koyomi seems put off by the lack of challenge involved there I guess. Sucks for her now that I think about it.
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>>136349597
>Kanbaru probably would have attempted to wreck Hanekawa's shit too.
That would have been very very interesting.

>>136349655
Crab expelled? Not that I recall.

>>136349658
>Knowing Sodachi's whole deal, this scene is just kinda sad now
To be fair, she shouldn't have hit crab.
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>>136349575
Snek luvs Birb.
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>>136349655
I think you're mixing up that scene with Koyomi Flower somehow, anon.
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>>136349523
Don't worry, I'm sure they can get some space for her in the next pajama party. They'll make up for it with double the pillows to motorboat.
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I'm a Batfag but holy shit sometimes Cat makes me rethink my decision
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>>136349658
>tfw laugh funny knockout scene
>tfw I remember the beatings she got throughout her life

Anon, why would you do this to me?
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>>136349731
>That would have been very very interesting.

I would have actually put my money on Kanbaru for that fight.
We know Rainy Devil Kanbaru doesn't give you time to respond when she fucks your shit up.
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>>136348326
>I marathoned Owari so it made her monologues much more bearable for me.
I must be the only person on /a/ who wasn't really bothered by Gaen's info dump. Sure, she rambled a bit and it was a classic Nisio case of telling rather than showing, but as info dumps go it was fine.

And almost anything justifies more Gaen screentime as far as I'm concerned.
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>>136349822
Jesus Christ anon, why do you do this? I genuinely hadn't understood the sad angle of that scene until you pointed it out.

That said, was it ever confirmed that her father beat her? Was it just implied that the mother did?

>>136349851
What if Cat was in Cat mode?
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>>136349868
>And almost anything justifies more Gaen screentime as far as I'm concerned.

My nigga.
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>>136349822
It was at least a new experience for her, being hit on her visible parts.
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>>136349818
I'm a Catfag and and similarly, Bat makes me rethink my decision.
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>>136349918
Why would she be Black Hanekawa walking home from whatever she is doing?

If she is in Cat Mode however, I suspect Cat would steamroll Rainy Devil Kanbaru but then Zokuowari already proves that.
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>>136349931
I....uh, okay.
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>>136349921
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>>136349931
I don't think I've ever wanted to protect someone this much in my entire life
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I'm going to see Kizumonogatari in theaters, is it cool if I don't watch anything prior to the movie?
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>>136349918
Her father beat her frequently, her mother only to discount her rage when she was beaten herself and since she blamed Sodachi for the divorce. Sodachi calls him the "male parent" instead of father because she considered him the source of everything.
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>>136350030
There is a distinct lack of a certain slender Nee-san on the internet.
Same with Yozuru which is just as fucked up.
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>>136350070
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>>136349868
Like I said, I thought they were bearable due to watching it in one go. Just learning more about Bat and her connections were great though. The pretty imagery definitely helped and hearing Gaen's voice narrate it all the way through is like sex for my ears.
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>>136349731
>To be fair, she shouldn't have hit crab.
There is that
not that it makes it right but she went full sperg over Gahara saying that she's helping Araragi get into college regardless of whether he appreciates it or not (which ties into her whole backstory and all that)

>>136349918
yeah, her father abused her
and her mother beat her "out of frustration" which isn't much better really
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>>136350097
>Koyomiiin~
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>>136350098
>Parents can't choose their children

Yes they can. We have entire systems in place for this. It's called Adoption or Foster Care.
Mamaragi is exactly one of those people.
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>>136350183
I wish Gaen had teased Araragi about that instead of just saying that it's something he shouldn't be doing.

Episode on the other hand is a bit wack. A six year old reading H-material about himself with Gaen's precious junior.

Though on second thought. The fact this magazine exists proves Gaen has done Gravure work for a Bimajo magazine and that's slightly arousing.
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>>136350262
>The fact this magazine exists proves Gaen has done Gravure work for a Bimajo magazine and that's slightly arousing
My dick is SOLID
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>>136350098
>>136350070
Genuinely depressing scene know that I look back on it. I guess I didn't realise it at the time as we were too busy in the threads arguing about whether Sodachi was responsible for her mother's death or not.
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>>136350030
If she made the info dump while stripping I wouldn't mind listening to it.
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>>136350195
Whatever kid they had it would end in the same situation. It was entirely the parents fault. It was just psychological torture in the end, helping to imprint her self-hatred.

Sodachi was a good kid.
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>>136350183
>aural sex

>>136350386
Fuck, you could just mute it and it'd still be worth watching.
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>>136350394
So you might say Sodachi dindu nuffin? She was a good kid who just needed money for dem programmes?
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All this Sodachi ITT makes me wonder. Novelfags, do we get more Math? She had a hard life, I want to see her getting shit fixed.
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>>136350070
>>136350098
I know "3DPD", but this honestly reminded me of a lot of documentaries I watched for my studies about abused kids and teenagers.

These really fucked me up inside and made me want to hug her even more.
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>>136350428
She didn't do anything wrong nor anything right. She was just managing to survive. And she got her money from the nice government who just halved her help forcing her to move.
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>>136350428
Right on!
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>>136350481
I want to cry for her. I want to tell her how much I love her and how I'll do everything I can to help her find happiness.
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Lads, this thread is getting depressing fast. Almost none of the Owari airing threads were like this. Why now?

Are people feeling guilty for masturbating to Math?
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>>136350204
It's the year of the monkey.
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>>136344478
Snail
Bee
Monkey
Snake

Anyone who says differently is just stupid
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Goddesses
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>>136350428
Well she was too scared/mentally fucked up to do anything
she tried to set up a scenario for cute shota Alalagi to figure it out but it was a bit too obtuse + he was always kinda dense to begin with really

>>136350480
>Novelfags, do we get more Math?
She shows up in Zokuowarimonogatari, which is a basically Koyomi in an alternate reality "mirror world" where characters' desires and underlying personalities are outwardly displayed. In this setting, Sodachi stayed in the Araragi household and lives pretty happily as his sister.

There's also an actual follow-up to Sodachi Lost in Orokamonogatari set at the same time as Nadeko Medusa I think, and it follows Sodachi at her new school. Features a lot of her suffering.
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>>136350565
No, we're finally taking a moment to appreciate her instead of arguing about the plot.
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>>136350565
People were discussing math and psychology at that point.
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>>136350501
She literally needs government funding to continue going to school.
Her father beat her before leaving and her mother was abused to fuck.
She is also overly aggressive and picks up a weapon to stab someone with before assaulting another person.

Face it, Sodachi is effectively the stereotype in a nutshell. She's a didnunuffinmuffin of the highest caliber.
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>>136350637
I really did enjoy most of Shinobi Time, those 3 are fun together
that one slideshow episode drags the whole arc down though
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>>136348079
>>136348049
She has an ass though
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>>136350765
It's a spooky booty!
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>>136350880
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>>136350918
Who knows what lies in its spooky depths.
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>>136350880
Their interactions were really great for the whole arc. Both monkey being thirsty for bat and monkey giving life advice to bat.
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>Sodachi
>Kanbaru
Owari was the season of girls who deserve love and will never get it
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>>136351958
Maybe if I love monkey enough she will get over crab and rrrg.
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>>136352017
But you're neither Araragi or a lesbian.
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>>136351958
I thought we said we were over this!
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>>136350765
>>136350819
>>136350855
I stand corrected.

I doesn't seem to gel well with the rest of her body if you ask me though.
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>>136351958
They aren't loved because they aren't trying to be loved.
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>>136350684
>She's a didnunuffinmuffin of the highest caliber.
The thing is, in real life the muffins actually did something but claim they didn't, hence the meme. Sodachi legitimately didn't do anything.

>>136350681
Those were good threads in their own right. One of the few times I've ever seen /a/ come to a consensus on something.
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>>136352227
Sodachi is pretty much mentally fucked beyond repair
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>>136352266
>Dad shows up at her door at the end of her Orokamonogatari arc
He'll patch things up with her, r-right?
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The twist is that Math is a Snake character and just made it all up in her head for sympathy.
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>>136352227
Loved by whom though?

A child shouldn't have to work for the love of their parents.
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>>136352266
She can probably become somewhat happy with time, but she will probably always be extremely awkward dealing with people and adverse situations. Doubly so being an obsessed mathematician.
>>136352384
Anyone has the webm from the seizure inducing scene from Formula?
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>>136344478
Hachikuji
Hanekawa
Kanbaru
Hanekawa
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>>136352430
Nadeko confirms that she was at Araragi's house as a kid though
unless there's some sort of weird Snake character collusion going on here
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>>136352430
She was already shown as a unreliable narrator, but it was just that the truth was worse than what she remembered or told. And all the issues she had with Araragi in the past and present are because she repeatedly didn't simply tell the truth about her situation.

>>136352478
Loved by her class due to her great work as their class president.
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>>136352558
>snake confirms that snake 2.0 did snake things
I see it.
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>>136352660
>the truth was worse than what she remembered or told
The "truth" was based on nothing but guesswork, there's no actual evidence. Their mistake was accepting fake snake's story about her mother at all.
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>>136344478
Monkey X 4
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>>136352430
key difference here
Maths isn't getting sympathy from anyone and her life is pretty shitty in general, whereas Snake could coast through life on the strategy she adopted
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>>136352869
lucknight art turns me diamond, fuck.
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>>136352782
But I don't a twist that the girl who is a bad liar is actually a great liar and tricking everyone, even Araragi's parents when she was just a small kid. Although I would enjoy her meeting a certain liar in her city eventually if Nisio decides to have her interacting with another character from the original cast.
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>>136352997
>Maths isn't getting sympathy from anyone and her life is pretty shitty in general

She doesn't even try to fish sympathy. She's impulsively volatile while behaving rather indifferently to how fucked up her life was, which makes sense since that often tends to be the case with abuse victims.
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>still no Sodachi doujins
Fuck
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>>136349009
needs more slap
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>>136353317
Not scanned, at least.
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>>136344478
Kanbaru
Shinobu
Redditgahara
Kanbaru
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>>136347543
One of the major things in Monogatari is how everyone except himdself thinks he looks badass.
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>>136353119
Which is why Araragi didn't even realize the situation she was in, and probably never would if she didn't have that break which caused the class trial.

And if it wasn't for Hanekawa asking about her mother's situation she would also have forced both of them to leave lying that just talking about it was enough to make her feel better.
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>>136353506
He seemed pretty self aware about Tsukihi admiring his abs that one time
granted he acts zanier in general around his sisters I guess
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>>136353443
>Redditgahara
I don't get this meme.

>>136353518
She's obtuse as fuck alright, but considering her upbringing and core personality, that's hardly surprising.
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>>136350641
for better or worse, mirror world Sodachi seems to drop the twin tails as well
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>>136353789
>another gatari girl suffers at the hands of Nisio's scissors
FUUUUUUCK!!
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>>136353856
Koyomi prefers longer hair too
It's some sort of weird running joke, surely?
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>>136353856
Real Sodachi is the one on the mirror behind

Twintails are the opposite of maturity, but Nisio doesn't need to go all the way all the time with short hair.
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>>136349036
I adore how close Crab and Cat have become.
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tender spooky lovin
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I'd marry spooky. She's so cute. And creepy. But goddammit if she isn't cute as hell.
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>>136354890
Variety is the spice of life.
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>>136348368
>He just tries to choose classy porn in order to impress her.
Would Shinobu even care?
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>>136344478
>Best personality
>best body
>best sex
>best ass

Crab
Phoenix
Monkey
Cat
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>>136348426
Tsuki crab is best crab
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Ranking of girls as of my progress up to Neko P
Sexual Attractiveness:
Bat, Monkey, Cat, Crab, Bee, Snake, Bird, Snail
How pure their love is for Arararara:
Snake, Cat, Crab, Bat, Everyone else, Monkey
Best Bro:
Monkey, Cat, Snake, Snail, Bee, Bird, Bat, Crab

How far off am I?
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>>136356450
>How pure their love is for Arararara:
>Snake
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>>136356556
She loved him for who he was before any of this started.
If that love twisted at some point after Neko P I'm not aware of it yet.
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>>136356450
>>136356595
Sorry, I'm retarded, Neko K is what I just finished.
Starting Second Season tomorrow.
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>>136344478
Mayoi
Mayoi
Mayoi
Monkey
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>>136344478
SNAIL
PHOENIX
SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE
MONKEY
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Snail
>best body
Math (points for being a small with silver twintails)
>best sex
Math (hate/healing sex and cuddling after she calmed down)
>best ass
Cat
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>>136358121
>>best body
>Math (points for being a small with silver twintails)
>>best sex
>Math (hate/healing sex and cuddling after she calmed down)

Good taste right here.
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>>136350204
I believe it's the year of the ass anon.
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>>136355243
Not beyond teasing fuel. He still tries to impress regardless.
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Shinobu, with Hachikuji as an honorable mention.
>Best body
Black Hanekawa.
>Best sex
Shinobu.
>Best ass
I can't decide.
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>>136344696
quick put 'somebody' in the narrators' chair
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>>136344749
oh great 'factory seconds', I mean Araragi has already knocked you girls back.
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>>136356450
>How pure their love is for Arararara:
>Snake
You're in for a wild ride.
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>>136360736
Does the Snake Train happen in Second Season?
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>>136360781
That's where it begins.
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>>136360843
Also where it ends.
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>>136360781
>>136360843
After thinking about it, it does end in Second Season as well.
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>>136360843
>>136360934
>>136360940
Sounds like fun, can't wait as I was always suspicious as she seems far to normal compared to the others.
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post favourite moments
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>>136361012
I don't know if being a horny slut in nise qualifies as normal but I guess by comparison it's better than most.
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>>136361256
The least likely to kill him in a horrible way, so far.
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>>136361175
Basically anytime Hachikuji is on the screen is a good moment
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>>136356450
>>136361012
>>136361318
If you're not doing it on purpose and actually haven't watched Second Season yet, this is pretty funny. Protect your purity, screencap your posts, and come back after you finish SS.
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>>136361394
I honestly haven't seen it yet. I bought tickets for Kizu as motivation to actually watch the series. I watched Bake a few days ago, Neko K yesterday and am starting SS tomorrow.
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>>136361175
Everything with Hachikuji or Kanbaru. Monkey was my #1 from the start, but Hachikuji sort of grew on me in a big way.

Also Senjougahara's and Kaiki's interactions.
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>>136361622
Monkey and snail have the best banter with Araragi.
Too many of the other ones are too one sided.
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>>136348400
Who is this artist, this is incredible
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>>136361455
I take that you've at least watched Nise right? Otherwise some parts of SS won't make much sense or seem really random.
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Is monogatari the only series where every girl is best girl?
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>>136361671
True. I enjoy crab and rrrg moments, but they're entirely one-sided. Senjougahara does a deadpan comedic delivery, and Araragi is the straight man.

Well, I guess the imoutos are another back-and-forth.
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>>136361793
Sorry, yea I watched Nise the same day I watched Neko.
I'm going in airing order.
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>>136361175
Almost everything not plot related from nise, Bake ep12, anyhing with Kaiki or Bat on screen, Sodachi's re-encounter with Araragi, that one scene at the end of of Sodachi Answer that has Ougi not smilling.
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>>136361829
Not Gaen_
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>>136361829
Yes.
Except snake.
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>>136361743
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1439125
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>>136361829
No, and every gatari isn't best girl. A couple of rotten apples in there. The rest more than make up for it though.

The only series where every girl truly is best girl is Majikoi.
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>>136361829
Yes
except Snail is bestestestestest
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Since no one has outwardly done it yet, just posting best girl.
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would you a monkey?
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>>136363533
Kaiki is in his own league above all the gatari girls
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>>136363533
Here's some kaikiservice.
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>>136363688
>>136363583

This meme needs to end. Kaiki isn't even that interesting.
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>>136361829
No, hero academy is all top tier girls
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>>136363761
What meme? I just think kaiki is fucking great.
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>>136363548
Was my favorite before Ougi became so cute.

But yes, yes I would.
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>>136363548
Monkey has to stay a lonely and suffering virgin, so no.
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>>136363761
>meme

Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, people genuinely love Kaiki as a character? Just a thought.
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>>136364199
Monkey will find a lover before this series ends, right?
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>>136344478
>best personality
Yotsugi
>Best body
Hitagi
>Best Sex
Hitagi
>Best Ass
Monkey
I will marry doll, I don't know why I like her so much even though she doesn't get much screen time.
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>>136363548
Who wouldn't a monkey?
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>>136364418
Numachi and Kanbaru seemed to be genuinely close friends/lovers that it makes me sad that Numachi couldn't have stayed longer even if it was needed for the story. I do wonder if there was more to their past.
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>>136364545
Araragi.
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>>136364569
I don't think they were.
It's only really shown in the OP and if you consider the OP's as they are shown they don't really reflect reality but how the girl in the arc views or wants reality to be.
And considering monkey is the MC that makes the girl in the arc Numachi.
So the OP is how Numachi saw their relationship, not Kanbaru.
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>>136363761
I happen to like his character, I laugh at his strange way of dealing with things.
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>>136364569
I think the OP was more of a could-have-been scenario, kind of a less supernatural parallel to what ended up happening. They might have communicated off-court before, since their teams had had unofficial matches.
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>>136364695
>>136364811

But a lot of the OP showed their past from Kanbaru's perspective and the arc itself is named Suruga Devil, given how it was meant to be part of Second Season.

Even then, the events/memories seemed simple enough that it could have easily been forgotten by Kanbaru, or in her words, she ran away from them due to their falling out, (the same way that she only looked into Numachi again after so long). Then there's the fact that Kanbaru and Numachi are still in middle school instead of high school which just goes against the whole idea of teh Op being a "what-if" scenario.

I don't know, the fact that the OP even went out of its way to animate their falling out after the "good times" and even seemed to Numachi's suicide by drowning, it gave me the impression that it was really what happened in their past. I thought the only obvious "what-if" in the OP was Numachi in the classic pink uniform because of how she was never being able to go to high school due to her passing.
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>>136365617
Sure, it definitely COULD have all happened. But I find it unlikely that Kanbaru would forget all about Numachi injuring her leg and dropping out of school, especially if it directly led to them falling out. For somebody who broods about the past and overthinks things like Kanbaru, I wouldn't expect her to have the same memory issues as Araragi.
>>
If I'm five episodes into Bake and the story does not interest me at all will I like anything else?
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>>136365882
The plot isn't the selling point, the characters are. If you're not liking it, then don't force yourself. Do try watching it again in a couple of months. Plenty of people have hated Monogatari the first time around but loved the second or third time.
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>>136365789
>But I find it unlikely that Kanbaru would forget all about Numachi injuring her leg and dropping out of school

Kanbaru knew though, she even recalled it when they first meet up. What she didn't know was that Numachi committed suicide. How Kanbaru lost in touch with her is what's left up the air, and it wouldn't surprise me if Shaft tried to fill it in by using the OP to show that they had a falling out hence why Kanbaru never checked in on her again.
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>>136365882
Probably not. You could try the next three, they are more interesting than eps 3-5 at least. But I wouldn't be surprised if the series was not for you.
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>>136366004
Just seemed kind of ridiculous to me.
So Senjougahara becomes a victim of attempted sexual assault, and then her mom hates her for it, and she feels like shit? Also what, her repressed feelings leave her body as actual mass, and that Oshino dude is somehow able to fucking SUPLEX a god to get them back?
And what does that have to do with Senjougahara's incredibly sarcastic attitude that does nothing but beat around the bush constantly and insult the poor guy just fucking because?
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>>136366148
>Oshino dude is somehow able to fucking SUPLEX a god to get them back?
She gets them back because she asks for them back, the suplex was because she fucked up and looked up at the god, causing it to attack her. The point of the series is to use supernatural stuff as physical representations of emotional and psychological problems. If you don't like that premise then by no means should you force yourself to watch the series.
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>>136366148
She's naturally a sarcastic smart ass.
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>>136366016
>pic related
Oh, I missed that.

I'm still suspicious that Kanbaru would be so surprised by Numachi's advances if they were so close before. But yeah, it could be as you said.
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>>136366148
>her repressed feelings leave her body as actual mass
'Emotions' and 'weight' are both 'omoi' in Japanese.

>Oshino dude is somehow able to fucking SUPLEX a god to get them back
He's a fairly powerful exorcist and that's a Shinto god. Besides, he just held the god off long enough for Senjougahara to ask for her emotions back. This was the entire point of the arc: the god kept her emotions because she wanted it to and it wasn't going to take any bullshit when she asked for them back. That's why she apologized to and thanked the god at the end.

>Senjougahara's incredibly sarcastic attitude
She acts like a cunt to hide her insecurity. The author has obviously had encounters with real teenage girls.
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>>136366254
Just wanted to see what the huge deal was about the series and why everyone here praises it like it's the best thing since bread
Also I fap to Shinobu
A LOT
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>>136366148
>what does that have to do with Senjougahara's incredibly sarcastic attitude
After being betrayed by her mother and the con men she becomes unable to trust other people and has a really caustic attitude toward them. Luckily Araragi is a fairly thick-skinned individual who doesn't let her insults get to him.
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>>136366348
Shinobu starts talking in Nise episode 4. There will be a lot of lolibutt to distract you, but make an effort to pay attention to what she's saying because it's very important.
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>>136366393
>Araragi is a fairly thick-skinned individual
I'd describe him as more of a sub/masochist.
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>>136366348
The praise it's getting is mostly for the characters. Bake is my favorite in terms of direction but among my least favorite in terms of other content. Even as a monogatarifag, I don't think it's a fundamentally good series until later seasons.
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>>136344335
Cat > Monkey > Phoenix > The Rest
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>>136366519
This.

Bake had the best direction due to Oishi directing it, but while it has great moments, it doesn't really have much payoff until Hanekawa's arc where the following arcs/season gets to show off the characters even more.
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>>136367151
He really fucking was in Shinobu Mail. Although not quite as cool as monkey was.
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>>136367516
He was a combo of manly as fuck and massive coward. I guess you can't win em all.
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>>136344335
Kill all hair cutting sluts
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>>136353972
Nisio has a fetish for it. Seriously, there's people that focus on it, check the 断髪 tag on pixiv for example.
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>>136368225
Who would be left? Hachikuji and Ononoki?
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>>136369283
Gaen, Yozuru, Mamaragi, and maybe Shinobu could get a pass since she technically never gets her hair cut under that name.
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>>136344478
Tsukihi
Phoenix
Bird
Cuckoo
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>>136344478
>Best personality
Monkey 10/10 bro
>best body
Cat Healthy body plus tits
>best sex
Bee without a doubt
Could you imagine that stamina and vigor in bed?
>best ass
Cat again

Bee a best tho
>>
>Karen was barely even walking when her mom got pregnant with Tsukihi
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>>136370087
Bee would probably break one of your ribs in bed with her retard strength. If you're looking for someone athletic in bed go for monkey because she won't fuck everything up by being an idiot.
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>>136371424
No pain, No gain senpai
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>>136371424
This is a good point; karen is borderline retarded. She didn't go to Naoetsu for high school, did she? I can't imagine her getting in there or even being interested in going there.
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>>136371493
No she didn't. She didn't even try for it.
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true monkey
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>>136344478
Crab
Bee
Crab
Monkey
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>>136344335
no
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>>136370087
>Could you imagine that stamina and vigor in bed?
Monkey would have similar stamina and vigour to be fair. And Monkey might actually know what she's doing.

Bee's body is god-tier though.

>>136371493
Eh, not everybody is cut out for academia. You just have to accept that.
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>>136371913
>best sex
>crab
Finally somebody that understands!

>>136370181
And?
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>>136371930
It's more than not being suited for academia, she's also got no street smarts. She's a sheltered, musclehead.
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>>136371475
No pain, no Gaen.
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>>136371994
Avoid pain and that bitch? Sounds like a win-win situation to me.
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>>136371994
>Mom you're just jealous its the
>BEA
>STIE
>BOYS
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>>136371960
just saying their mom is kind of a slut, explains their sex drive tho
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>>136371992
>She's a sheltered, musclehead.
I dunno about you, but I find that endearing.

>>136372199
>slut for having kids in close proximity
Wut?
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>>136372199
>having sex with your husband makes you a slut
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>>136371992
If karen was a boy she's be a frat boy bully
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>>136361175
Cat is best.
Cat is perfect.
I absolutely love her ;_;
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>>136372270
>bully
Why?

>>136368136
We can't expect a character to be perfect.
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>>136372448
>Araragi literally just copied Shinobu's rejection of Seishirou and used it on Hanekawa
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>>136372245
getting knocked up with a baby and something another toddler is kind of promiscous

>>136372258
>implying bird is her husbands kid
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>>136372543
I can still be annoyed at him for pulling a big macho stunt to get the girl and then trying to put off the follow-through for a century.
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>>136363533
reminder she died

>>136363548
the TRUE best girl

>>136361829
Except for gaen and redditgahara, yes
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>>136372647
>getting knocked up with a baby and something another toddler is kind of promiscous
There are less than 2 years between me and my younger brother - does that make my mother promiscuous?

>>136372752
>redditgahara
Seriously, will somebody explain this meme to me? I don't know enough about reddit to get it.
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>>136372796
well, look at it this way, the day she was born is not the day she was made, when karen is just a little over a year older than tsukihi, that means that mamaragi got knocked up with tsukihi just over 3 months after karens birth
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>>136373122
>that means that mamaragi got knocked up with tsukihi just over 3 months after karens birth
And? This is in the context of what is presented to be a stable marriage. I fail to see how this has anything to do with promiscuity.
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>>136372796
>Seriously, will somebody explain this meme to me?
it's not a meme
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>>136372647
>implying bird is her husbands kid

It genetically is.
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>>136373192
Then what's the reasoning behind it?
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>>136373182
We might have just rediscovered "walk home gently" anon. Some people really have no clue how sex works.
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>>136373269
Are you referring to me? I have no clue about sex because I say that getting pregnant twice in the space of a year or so while in a stable marriage isn't promiscuous?
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>>136373324
No. Having sex on a regular basis is generally a part of a healthy marriage and even once a month is on the worryingly low side.
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>>136373384
So you were referring to the other guy? Fair enough.

That said, I know it's somewhat unrelated, but where I come from it's still not uncommon for all sex to cease after the children are born.
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>>136373182
I'm just saying that if Mamaragi doesn't manage to stay not pregnant for at least half a year, she really likes being pregnant
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>>136365617
Why does them being in middle school mean it couldn't have been a hypothetical scenario? Also if they were so close how come Kanbaru forgot, or never even knew about Numachi's suicide?
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Where should I begin watching this? In what order are the seasons?
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>>136375806
Bake>Nise>Neko>Second Season>Hana>Tsuki>Owari

Release order.
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>>136372796
I'm just salty I didn't get to knock up mamaragi
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>>136375887
Thanks, anon.
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>>136344335
>to celebrate and gawk at them all
>all of them
Yeah, fuck off. Why would I celebrate shit?
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>BD commentaries post-bake will never get fully translated
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>>136376374
What is this about his teeth again?
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>>136377677
Araragi shows Senjougahara that the cut (from the stapler) inside his mouth healed almost instantly to prove he's a vampire. In the commentary Senjougahara says she couldn't really see the cut anyway, but she went along with him because he had such nice teeth.
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>>136377948
>Araragi fucks crabs because of his nice teeth
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>>136361829
Seitokai Yakuindomo has that honor.
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>>136345435
I love this gif.

She's so..... she ain't even alpha. She's more like omega, if that makes sense.
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>>136361829
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>>136378012
>Araragi bites crab with his nice teeth
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>>136373589
She has 3 kids, anon. Maybe she just wanted to pop them out and get it over and done with so she could return to her career?

>>136375956
At least you're honest. The Monogatari series is woefully underrated for the quality of its MILFs.
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>>136378012
Nice teeth leave a seriously good first impression.

>>136378140
Top tier taste there, anon.
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does Mamaragi ever even show up again in the LNs?
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>>136381053
From the ED it seems she will appear on Koyomimonogatari.
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>>136381041
>Nice teeth leave a seriously good first impression.
Specially considering that he's japanese and they generally have bad teeth.
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>>136344335
>No Ougi
>No Izuko
>No Kaiki
fuck outta here
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>>136381940
Nadeko isn't even a part of his harem anymore, Ororagi traded her in for Ougi
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>>136364545
Senjougahara desu senpai
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>>136381991
not really, but he fucks bird twice as much now so she can leak some of his cum onto snakes bed
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>>136371994
is gaen infertile?
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>>136383012
She's a virgin.
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>>136383990
If you think a women like this is still a virgin anon, you're as bad as the "walked her home gently" guy.
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>>136384190
She's had many abortions then.
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>>136384291
Well that's a different matter entirely. That said, Gaen seems like the type that would be smart enough to use contraception.
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>>136384334
She wouldn't need to. She knows everything, including her safe days and whether or not a viable spermazoa will fuse with an ovum in any given act of unsafe day coitus.
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>>136374620
It doesn't, but it does render the "hypothetical scenario" moot when the given scenarios aren't shown to be in the present timeline, given how hypothetical scenarios are used to contrast what didn't happen (i.e. Numachi actually lasting through high school as shown with her in the field of flowers). As the OP indicated, they had a falling out. People as young as them tend don't readily re-connect when a huge rift is formed in a relationship and it would actually make sense that Kanbaru never checked in on Numachi to know that she committed suicide given the intended message of Hana (the idea of putting off a problem until you're finally ready to deal with it).
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>>136381940
OP's pic or in this thread?

Because Kaiki has been brought up as best girl, and there have been a few people here like me who were lusting after Izuko. Even spooky booty has been getting recognition.
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>>136377948
>best teeth
>toned abs
>relaxing voice
>so charismatic even lesbians want him
>comes with free vampire loli
>is the most popular character in doujins
Is there even any doubt that Araragi is best girl?
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>>136385293
he's not a girl
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>best personality
monkey/ougi
>best body
monkey
>best sex
monkey
>best ass
monkey
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>>136350183
>Koyomiiin~

I love how she calls him that way more regularly than before. It makes her seem so lewd and flirtatious than how she initially seemed.
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>>136379158
There is only one best girl in Hidamari and we all know who it is
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>>136385992
Who's your favorite gatari girl though, /a/non?
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>>136387296
I just want her to cuddle me and call me a good boy.
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>>136387614
I know what you mean
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>best personality
snail
>best body
>cat
>best sex
>snake
>best ass
>monkey
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>>136382167
Reason number one why crab can't possible be best girl.
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>>136384484
The point was not putting it off until you're ready to deal with it but that some problems should not be dealt with and just avoided until they stop bothering you.
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>>136386454
The lack of Gaen porn is disturbing
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>>136389937
>some problems should not be dealt with and just avoided until they stop bothering you.

Except that's only what Kanbaru initially thought when she was in a slump until Araragi clarified that the fact that a problem is even bothering you in the first place is what makes it a big enough issue for a person to act on it.

Even Araragi points out that such a sentiment from Kanbaru isn't very much like her, to which Kanbaru agrees with in the end. Not to mention how such a sentiment completely goes against how she dealt with her thoughts about Numachi and the Rainy Devil in the end. The idea of putting off certain issues that can easily be dealt with once you're ready also parallels with her own insecurities and perception of her mother, in that she concludes that she's still not ready to deal with them until she's ready some day.
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>>136390864
He didn't say that it's a big enough problem.
He said that even if you think a problem isn't bothering anyone else it's still bothering you and that makes it enough for you to act on.
The parallels are actually her entire relationship with Araragi throughout high school and how she never dealt with her feelings regarding him and Hitagi until it eventually went away and the point is Kanbaru was unsatisfied with that ending which is why she decided to do something different with Numachi.
Also running away from her problems is a very Kanbaru thing to do, she just doesn't show it to Araragi.
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>>136391202
>He didn't say that it's a big enough problem.
He did, my choice of words were me literally paraphrasing his own words from the episode there. At this point, we're just arguing semantics and everything you said doesn't contradict what I said about how the arc was resolved.

Her running away parallels her relationship with Araragi and Senjougahara yes, but her putting things off until she's ready for it is in relation to her shared past with Numachi and her insecurities with her mother, something that even you acknowledged in your post with regards to Numachi.
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>>136347259
>>136347444
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>>136391202

Same anon as >>136391810

I feel I should clarify that when I said "big enough problem" I meant with regards to how much it means to Kanbaru (which is what Araragi implied), not in the literal sense.
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>>136391441
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>>136348683
thank you spooky ougi
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>>136392185
That doesn't seem very smug.
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>>136391920
Okay then yes. Because Kanbaru's excuse of not acting was because they people she thought who needed help did not want it.
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>>136348971
>Not fuckable
That's just not true.
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>>136391441
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>>136392694

Same anon as before and yes, I basically agree with this.
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>>136348975
Late reply but here you go anyway

Tsukihi & Ononoki get a story together.
I don't think Kagenui has gotten anything where she's the primary focus. Too old for Nisio I guess.
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>>136392914
>one of the best designs in the series with a relentlessly fierce and exciting personality that contrasts best girl Kaiki
>Too old for Nisio I guess.

Why this
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>>136393262
Gaen is about as old and gets a lot of screentime for a woman of her age in the series.
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>>136393329

Which is great because I like Gaen too but Kagenui deserves just as much love.
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>>136393475
Kagenui gets her own short story in Koyomimonogatari; that's probably about as much as we'll get.
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at least people have realized this show is nothing but haremshit.
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>>136392914
>Tsukihi & Ononoki get a story together.

Any spoilers on this new short story? I assume it's featured in doll's heroine book?
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>>136393882
It's from Orokamonogatari, the novel after Zokuowarimonogatari.
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>>136348683
thank you spooky ougi
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>>136393882
There's stuff about it in the archive somewhere, I'm too lazy to look. Search for "Tsukihi Undo".

I know that it's set some time after Hanamonogatari, making it the furthest along in the overall timeline.
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>>136391441
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>>136394461
http://desustorage.org/a/thread/132381884/#132405749
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Post teen Shinobu.
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>>136346339
Chuckled
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>>136394848
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>>136344478
Personality: Monkey
Body: Monkey/Cat
Sex: Monkey
Ass: Monkey
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>>136344478
>best personality
Monkey
>best body
Monkey
>best sex
Cat
>best ass
Monkey

Not even a monkeyfag, but it turns out she wins in most of these categories.
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>>136394829
Why is Tsukihi so dumb? I thought she was supposed to be the smart one.
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>>136397013
Maybe by comparison with Karen and even Nadeko, but she is just shown as normal otherwise.
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>>136394848
What about loli shinobu sitting on a teen?
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>>136397013
Well, it's not like Ononoki's existence is any less ridiculous than magical girls.
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Reminder that snail appeared in some random hentai as a background character
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>tfw mobile
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>>136376374
the Nise commentary scripts were published finally so I'm expecting subs to happen fairly soonish
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shia best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1yiGohCTc
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>>136399257
source?
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>>136399368
what do you mean source, you can buy them online
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>>136399257
which girls are doing the commentary in nise?
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>>136399945
Ep 1 and 2 both have 2 commentary tracks,
Gahara + Hanekawa and
Tsukihi + Nadeko

Those have already been subbed.

3, 4, 5
Gahara + Kanbaru

6, 7
Hachikuji + Shinobu

8, 9
Fire Sisters

10, 11
Karen + Kanbaru
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>>136400122
>watch nadeko and tsukihi version first because i'm interested in what their relationship is like
>senjougahara calls me a pedophile
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>>136400297
You got called out anon.
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>>136396442
I'm a monkey a fag and she straight up wins every category.
Also best voice.
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>>136400424
I'd have agreed on best voice a few months ago.
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>>136400579
She gave a great performance sure, and even though I know Sawashiro can do one too she wasn't given enough range to show it off.
But I would still rate Sawashiro's voice higher on average.
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>>136401360
It's more of preference for me between a voice filled with suffering and craziness over playful genki. Imouto Sodachi will probably give it some extra range, but it won't have the elements I loved so far.
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