Strike Witches thread. Which Witch would you? Has there been

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>>135823978
>Which Witch would you? Has there been any fucking news of season 3
Shirley I guess, or most of the americans, and yes.

It didn't get much attention because it's not actually that good. Could have been condensed into something half as long. Even the slice of life stuff was drawn out as fuck.

>>135824205
>It didn't get much attention because it's not actually that good.
What's not that good? The season 3 news or season 2 as a whole? I agree with the season 2 being kind of drawn out.

>>135823978
How come Sanya and Eila didn't get their own episode in the ova?

>>135824333
Cause Sanya and Eila together is fucking shit and probably the most boring of the interactions from 501st.

>>135824276
both season one AND two.

in one they forgot about half the fucking characters

the action scenes have always been shit.

>>135824389
But they've both sold pretty well? Havent they? Arent sales the priority factor of adapting something for a second/third/etc season?

>>135824465
selling well doesn't determine quality, bro.

I'd rather have one season of quality than 3 of crap.

>>135824578
Well, that's your opinion. Season3 has pretty much been announced but ti's been like that for 3 years? Is there anthing that looks like we might get news soon?

>>135824623
>Well, that's your opinion
>wanting shit
Why

>>135825037
I want 502nd.

I dont disagree that season 2 was shit. But it being shit doesnt prevent studios from making it when
1. It sells well
2. a 3rd season has been fucking announced and we dont know jack shit.

>>135823978

>Which Witch would you fuck?

Too many good choices, my top nine would be: Trude, Marseille, Minna, Heidi, Keiko, Perrine or Nipa, Shirley, Rudel and Lynette.

Onto discussion.
Would Strike Witches make a better OVA series than a full cour series? I think it would do a better job at world building and showing different conflicts from around the world rather than focusing on one group for 12 or 24 episodes.

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>buy erica daki on a date
>wasn't going to use it, but waste of money not to
>actually proves to be the savior of my fucked up back
>become attached over time, despite believing is never become a waifufag
>tfw on a road trip, literally forced people to make room to bring it along.
>mfw they admit it's comfortable to sleep on in the car
>mfw picture isn t my face

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>>135825185
Dare*

>>135824376
But their space scene is one of the best and sweetest scenes in anime

Erica is a sexy gal.

>>135824376
Shit taste. They are the best part of Strike Witches.

>>135825268
When separated, yes.

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>>135825298
Hell no.

>>135825185
you are a weird person

Reminder for those who want the movie himeuta albums 3 and 4, I posted them in the recent Christmas thread on helma.

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>>135825185

That was a sign to forsake 3DPD, clearly you've not picked up on that.

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>>135825268
This desu

Which magic power is best in strike witches? Healing is pretty good imo.

>>135826523

Magic eye is kind of useless but I like healing.

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Something new from the 506th JFW!

>>135826523
>>135826596
Shirley's titty powers

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>>135826523

Clearly it's Sturm. With it, you can, uh, you know. Sturm stuff.

It's probably healing.

>>135826748

Strength and healing would probably be the most useful outside of combat and would be the highest in demand I think.

>>135826523

Gotta go fast

I only liked this show because I was a newfag, it had cute girls and of the light historical references.

It's time to move on. I'm sorry, Erica.

>>135826864
It's not nice to abandon witches anon.

>>135826748
I guess you could use it to blow away leaves or snow.

Couldn't Perrine be used for free electricity?

I hope Silverlink is doing a good job with season 3.

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>>135826957

See? No more leaf raking. Total proof Erica is the best.

>>135826993
She only uses it to flip up skirts.

>>135826523

Minna - clairvoyance
Mio - magic sight
Gertrud - super strength
Erica - ether attack
Eila - foresight
Sanya - magic radar
Francesca - concentrated shield magic attack
Charlotte - speed boost
Perrine - lightning attack
Lynette - projectile manipulation
Yoshika - healing

>>135826989

Believe in Silverlink anon, they do a good job with other anime.

>>135826993
>>135827021

Great, now I'm imagining that scene from Breathless where Michel lifts up the woman's skirt except with Erica doing it.

>>135827021
What a pointless talent in the SW world.

This show is Dick Cheney's favorite anime. I saw it on twitter.

Minna would be best mom. I want her to be my mom. Or my children's mom.

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>>135827026
>Charlotte - speed boost
Charlotte - titty powers

>>135827100
As expected of America

>>135827093

Minna, Perrine and Lynette would be my choices for best mothers. Yoshika too.

I want to make love to Trude while calling her onee-chan.

>>135827021

A normally useful power that's rather pointless in their world.

>Which Witch would you?
You phrased that like a highschooler.

>>135827117
Perrine would be great.

Those orphans probably have a better life than they would if their parents were alive. As expected of Perrine, the witch everyone loves.

So why dont they ever try to explain the familiar thing in the anime? Why does the lore in the SW world just feel so, weakly put together?

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>>135826626
The 506th has some of the top cuties with Kunika, Isabelle, and Heinrike, kinda sad we probably won't see an anime focusing on them anytime soon.

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>>135823978
I would Trude.

>>135827148

As tragic as losing ones parents or family can be, those orphans must have the comfiest life with Perrine and eventually Rudel.

>>135827026
>Francesca - concentrated shield magic attack
Doesn't Lucchini also have a speed boost or does she get all her additional speed from coupling with Shirley?

>>135827100
The boobs generate extra thrust.

Just like the Mustang.

>>135827220
>you will never be an orphan shota in SW world

They truly have it the best.

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>>135827117
shirley would be the best mother because she has ample milk for her young

>>135827265

>One of them will probably eventually marry Perrine

Lucky orphans

>>135827332
>marrying a woman 8 years older than you
I think not.
Perrine will rather become an old cat lady. Pun intended.

>>135827332
Would rather a rudel.

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>>135827273
not enough ample milk

>>135827366

>Marriage with Rudel

I wonder what that would be like, she'd definitely be an interesting partner.

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Our child would be the most spoiled.

>>135827481
>marrying a rudel of witches
That would be polygamy.

>>135823978
Season 3 PV will be shown at some event next month. It'll follow the 502nd.
>>135824333
Rumor has it, going by OVA 3, that Eila and Sanya will either appear or partake in Season 3. If not that, the Aurora manga would be why they didn't get a spot (though that would still leave Sanya to be left out).

>>135827510
You'd probably be the stay at home parent while Chris goes out to get cigarettes never to return.

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>>135823978
Oh look I caught a witch thread early. How come they always start at night? Also no news on S3 that I've heard.

>>135827733

I don't see what Trude's sister has to do with this.

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>>135827617
>Rumor has it, going by OVA 3, that Eila and Sanya will either appear or partake in Season 3.
That would be great, I'd enjoy their character dynamics with Nipa and Aleks.

>>135827792
Oops, I meant Erika. Puts me to sleep so much I forgot her name.

>>135827617
I'd rather they just appear in season 3 for like a couple of episodes at most.

I ship Nipa and Shirley.

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>>135827882
You wot mate?

>>135827912
Eila and Shizuka
Perrine and Hanna

>>135826027
Will check out Helma for that.
>>135827481
Lots of community involvement and political campaigns I assume during peace time.
>>135827617
I really hope Eila shows up, though I will settle for awesome Aurora too.
>>135827882
That is a new ship for me. Do you just like large fun bags?

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>>135827882
I ship nipples and shirley

>>135827809

No smoking in perfect Karlsland. Erica would be retired from her military career some time in her early 30s and I would bring home the schnitzel.

>>135827882

You can't just play God like that, anon.

Karlsland will be overrun by muslims when the war is over.

Choose America.

>>135827617
http://w-witch.jp/news/20151030

Source for the 502nd confirmation in case anyone is interested. Also confirms a new witch to be shown, more than likely the new protag.

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>>135828011
This?
Looks a lot like Sanya.
I hope if they make a new protag they'll create a better and more likeable witch than Yoshika or Shizuka.

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>this suggestive expression from Perrine
What did she mean by this?

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>>135827974
Not if Rudel is still around.

>>135828080
bean flicking marathon.

>>135828079
Shizuka is sexy as hell though.

>>135828080
Boy was being a cunt towards her, now he's all meek and obedient and Perrine of course enjoys it.

>>135828116
I don't get why she's even in the movie though, she's such an uptight nofun character, what's her point?

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>>135828163
>uptight nofun characte
They're the most fun.

>>135828093
I'll show her a good explosion, if you catch my drift.

>>135828189
Shizuka was a miracle.

>>135828189
All Hail Hypnobutt.

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>>135827882
Nipa and Shirley?
How would they kiss? There's four airbags stopping them from colliding.

>>135827947

>Do you just like large fun bags

Nothing wrong with liking a nice pair of witch tits anon.


>>135827882
>>135827882

Since we're doing crack pairings.

Trude and Shizuka
Marseille and Yoshika
Sanya and Trude
Rudel and Helma
Minna and Shirley
Eila and Trude
Heidi and me
Lynette and Erica
Heidi and Ursula

>>135828237
Did you get Curtis LeMay to get her an A bomb to remove Keba- I mean Neuroi?
>>135828303
Wasn't implying that they were bad, I can only think of that ship if you just like large woozles together is all.
Also I imagine Eila and Trude would be similar to Erica and Trude since Eila normally is a very mischievous girl. But yeah these are some crack parings alright.

>>135828303
>Trude and Shizuka

not even a crack pairing.

>>135828303
>Trude and Shizuka
I wouldn't necessarily call that a crack pairing, it could actually work out considering she's young and follow orders.

>>135828303

Lynette and Erica is truly the most crack.

Heidi/Ursula and Rudel/Helma don't seem so out there.

Sanya is an honorary little sister so Trude loves her already. Eila is an actual little sister as well.

Yoshika loves Marseille and i'm sure you can guess why.

>>135828413

How come Trude never tried to adopt Eila into her little sister harem anyway?

>>135828439
cause she isnt cute.

Would Trude adopt me as a little brother?

>>135828439
Eila wasn't very vocal prior to Sanya joining the 501st iirc. It wasn't until she meet Sanya there that she opened up. By that time she was already taken. Trude never had the opportunity.

>>135828478
No.

>>135828011
I can't wait to see Nao punching Neuroi.

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>>135828303
>crack pairings
I just started shipping Lucchini and Helma.

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I want to violate her butt hole

>>135828601
Stop posting, Wilma.

>>135828487
To a degree, but I also assume Erica was one handful on her own, adding a playful Eila would add more. But I'm not 100% sure on how Eila was before Sanya.

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"She is interested in mature men such that after her retirement at 20 years old she married a Faraway Land commissioned Air Force officer who was 30 years old, and her senior, surprising her family and friends."

Wait, I thought he was 50? Was it a mistranslation?

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Best karlsland.

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>>135828526
The cutest bulldog.

>>135828654
If she married a 30 year old, that makes it much less gross.

Wonder if she'll pop a ton out like her mom.

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>>135828654
>Faraway Land

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I'd be totally fine with Nao being the protag of the new anime.

>>135828703
>Wonder if she'll pop a ton out like her mom.

The homeland needs more witches.

>>135828720
Is it any worse than "New Found Land"?

>>135828762
Can i help

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It's a shame these uniforms never really appear in the anime, they are the best and most sexiest ever.

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Spreading Nao love.

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>>135828799
Both are cancer.

>>135828808
Long as it isn't Trudy. Shes my waifu.

>>135828762
I wonder if all ex witches are persuaded to breed by govermments.

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>>135828969
Or forced Breeding.

>>135828857
I would take responsibility for anything Erica told me to, whether it was my responsibility or not

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Erica/Heidi is my favorite unconventional witch friendship.

>>135828857
got it, fuck trudy

>>135828542
why?

>>135829032
This is not okay.

>>135829084
Why not?
Why aren't you asking the other people with their crack pairings?

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>>135829091
What about self breeding?

>>135829193
Doesnt humikane ship her with his self insert?

>>135829193
original images pls

>>135829141
I was just wondering what made you start shipping them. There was no recent or movie that I can think of that had them together a lot is all.

>>135829266
It was the posts in this thread that made me shipping them.
Crack pairings are all about taking two characters that are as far away from each other as possible and then imagining how they would interact, go together, what kind of chemistry they would develop, and so on.
It's horrible fanfic headcanon and it's fun.

>>135829243
Both are from the same artist. There is also 1 or 2 more.

http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2551828

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>>135829364
alright was just curious. I never thought of that pair before. As far as my crack pairing goes is EilaxPerrine

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TrudyxRaisa

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>>135829434
That's not even real crack, they have a lot interaction with each other, and damn would I love that pairing just for Eila's teasing.

>>135829434
That's not really a crack pairing, either. If Sanya had been portrayed as a little sister to Eila, Perrine x Eila would, without a doubt, be the pairing. They synergize well.

Kind of a shame. I mean, I like ExS, but ExP is pretty fun.

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>>135829528
>>135829537
Yeah I know, that's why I said it's the extent of my crack pairings. None of my preferred pairings are that out there.

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Eila x Yoshika

It's NOT okay to lewd most witches.

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>>135829658
How do you not lewd them when they're never wearing pants?

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>>135829658

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Eila x Trude

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>>135829642
Now that's a bizarre pair for me. Then again I've always been a staunch LynnxYoshika fan.

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>>135829658
*except in May

>>135827100

OP oppai

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Shirley x Trude OTP

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>>135829842
FAT
FUCKING
TITTIES

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Bless kisetsu and her Truley love.

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Eila x Shirley

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Even Fumikane delivered a cute pic of those two.

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There's no pairing cuter than Erica x Sanya.

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>>135829877
It's a classic and great pair. I want a wedding pic of the two or a nice Sweet Vanilla Non Ero Doujin of their married life. It'd be great.

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>>135829955
Its all a dream
1/2

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>>135829658
Witches are for sex and breeding.

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>>135830008
2/2

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I'd fuck Perrine so hard, she'll be limping the next day.

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>>135830008
A dream within a dream.

>>135830024
Witches are for sex and breeding after they stop becoming witches.

It's not ok to lewd witches on duty and you have to ship them with each other.

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>>135830081
English

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>>135829893

Shirley and Lucchini are the peanut butter and chocolate of Strike Witches.

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>>135830092
wat?

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>>135830142
Nothing, really.

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>>135830179
ok....

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>>135830141
More like the ass n' tiddies

I want to be Heidi's friend.

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>>135829990

I'm glad sturming Sanya's belt is canon.

That art book is the best.

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Perflat or soft and bouncy?

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>>135830279
>perflat
Codeword for
>I'm a faggot or a pedo or a faggot pedo

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>>135830279
oh look my waifu is the perfect balance in the middle. Well time to snuggle with her for bed. Hope to see the thread is still here tomorrow.

>>135830279

Always soft and bouncy.

Something about Witch oppais that are just so wonderful. I find Trude's quite underrated, she hides them well but I bet once they are out in the open they are pretty much wonderfully shapely and bouncy. Minna and Lynette's are of course wonderful too.

>>135830235
Now there's something i'd make more than 5 kids with

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>>135830488
Only five????
Rabbits breed by the dozen!

>>135830533
I said more. Taking responsibility for all that would be worth seeing her pregnant

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>>135830556
I wonder how much cum I could fit in shirley's ass

I want to marry a witch.

I wonder how regular women in the Strike Witches universe feel about how everyone fawns over witches.

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>>135830591
>cumming inside the ass
>anal anything
Fucking degenerate please leave.

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What kind of mothers will they be?

>>135830740

More importantly, I wonder who would wear the pants, considering they are both very similar in personality one of them would have to be the more stern one to even things out, then again this IS Yoshika we're talking about and I imagine Lynette could just entrance her with her tits if they ever get into a serious heated argument.

>>135830728

I wish I was that pillow

>>135830591
Only rough impregnation for her

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>>135830804
I wish i was that butt.

>>135830740
>tfw you will never be one of them

>>135830867

>Sanya will never crawl into your bed


Let's say you're in the Witches universe, how the hell would you make yourself stand out more so you end up with a Witch and not a regular human?

>>135830740
Were they impregnated by those Kalar sperm machines?

>>135830728
That poor girl needs an onii-chan to pat her head and hold her tight.

>>135830901
Be Karlsland. Lots of witches per capita.

Also be a good househusband.

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>>135830901
Be a witch.

>>135830935

>Househusband to a witch

Now that sounds fucking adorable, I'd honestly love doing something like that, I wonder which witch would approve of a cute househusband.

>>135830963
Eila. She'd cheat on you though..

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>>135830908
Didn't she have a grand daughter in witches 1991?

>>135830973
It's not cheating if it's another witch.

>>135831020
Built like twigs.

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>>135830690
I can if I try!

>>135830728
>not taking ownership of all your waifu's holes
wow.

>>135830828
also titfucking

I tried to watch this, but the fan service is too quick and the story is boring.
Girls GOAT breed material, though.

>>135830335

Some people don't like being smothered in their sleep.

>>135830963

With Erica you're definitely the one cooking. I'm sure I can Trude her into cleaning at least.

>>135830973

While I do like Eila, I'd probably be someone like Minna or Trude's househusband.

>>135831020
Just how tenderly would one need to love the one in the center? She looks cute, but I'm afraid I would hurt her if I gave her a good squeeze.

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>>135831020
That episode pissed me off. You don't wake up to go back to sleep to get on nights. You stay up as late as you can then sleep so you wake up later to be up at night.

>>135830723
>how everyone fawns over witches.
Are they though in SW world? We do know 3D neckbeards fawn over them.

>>135831041
but she poops from there anon. You can't stick your dick in there.

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This lucky bastard

>>135831072

I think Erica would be the best to be a househusband for, I just see the situation being perfect.

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>>135831072
>Some people don't like being smothered in their sleep.
yeah, gay faggot muslim illegal immigrant communist nazis.

>>135831115
sure I can, how could you ever love an ass without loving it's penetrable birthmark?

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>>135831125
Is he Humikane's self insert? I've seen the claim.

>>135830908
Who's the daddy?

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>>135831125
They had many kids together.

>>135823978
Marseille.

>>135831284

What would a night in bed with Marseille be like?

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>>135831338
Exhausting? I'm not lewd enough for that.

>>135831338
Fake and gay

>>135831351
God damn they need to be turned into moms

>>135831338
undesirable. She's a smoker and a drinker.

>>135831388
Straight edge pls go

>>135831427
Once she hits late 20s, she'll be showing those wrinkles.

Smoke up

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>>135831133

I want a traditional household for the most part, so it wouldn't be full househusband mode.

>>135831338

I bet you she snores.

>>135831514
Erica would be worst marriage partner and mom.
No

>>135831553

Probably not the worst marriage partner but I definitely see her not being that maternal.

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Anybody desiring this slut?

>>135831621

I want Heidi but I like Prinzessin too.

>>135831477
It's 'a night', not a lifetime.

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>>135823978
Can someone bother to tell me why has there been so many fucking threads in past over a week?
And why are the OP's every single time so retarded?
This shit doesn't make any sense.
>235 posts
>35 posters
Really now..

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Reminder that a champ like her would never be interested in losers like you.

>>135831917
But what if I excel in being a loser? Wouldn't that impress her?

>>135829955
Where are their husbands?

>>135831967
Reporting in

>>135829955

Shirley should wear a ponytail more often.

>>135832147
Everyone should wear a ponytail more often.

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>>135832279

Pony tails are great but I'm more partial to braids.

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I want Perrine to do a split S on me, if you know what I mean.

>>135830122
Thanks, Bill.

>>135832381

I want to pat Perrine on the head, scratch her behind the ears, while openly admitting to not enjoying it, eventually it would make my heart go doki, doki, seeing her face break down as she slowly succumbs to enjoying while purring like a cat.

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I want to snuggle with Marseille.

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>>135831514
>I want
>>135831642
>I want
>>135832381
>I want
>>135832469
>I want
>>135832487
>I want

All you guys ever do is just want more and more and be greedy in the process like some sort of spoiled children.

>>135832607
I want Nipa to fart on me

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>>135832279

Some witches don't have much to work with.

>>135832692

What other hairstyles could work for Erica? I think she looks more cute when her familiar powers are activated and she has the black streaks.

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>>135831168
He`s only guy in the story who has a chance.

>>135831176
>Mio as happy wife and mother

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>>135832836

I think her hair is perfect the way it is. Lots of others seem to think it's pretty boring though. It really is my favorite short haired style.

Her having slightly longer hair like in the 1947 pics is nice too.

>>135831125
Is he that "assistant" guy who was with mio and almost shot her?

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>>135833386
Yes, Hijikata from S2 and ''Cold Winter 1947'' short story

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>>135833386
Did you even watch the show?
He's Hijikata, http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Hijikata_Keisuke
And Mio ordered him to shoot at her to test her shields in S2 start.

He's also big part of the Cold Winter 1947 story together with Mio.
http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Winter_1947

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>>135832607
Damn right, I want.

>>135831621
Princesses are always best for breeding.
She should quit smoking, however.

>>135833946
>not liking trashy, breedable princesses

>>135834261
I like her.
But smoking's bad for the children.

>>135831900
>6 posts per user
Shut up dickweed.

Which witches would be the most keen for casual sex?

>>135834741
I guess Shirley?
Wait no, probably zucchini.
She is a cat after all

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>>135834568
You don't seem to realize that many just post once or twice and leave it at that. If you subtract from 260 posts the 37 directly and be left with 223, the remaining could be easily filled with just few anons. And circlejerking is hell of a strong force in these generals.
There's few anons who have easily over 30 posts alone in this thread. Also are you serious, like actually serious about that being any good? Most threads by this point in have around 80 posters..
>>135834741
When will these questions die off like the cancer they have been always?

>>135823978
why aren't the striker units powered by vibrating dildos? think of the possibilities.

>>135834890
>ere's few anons who have easily over 30 posts alone in this thread. Also are you serious, like actually serious about that being any good? Most threads by this point in have around 80 posters.
Oh got it, you're a shitposting elitist tripfag. Should have just said fuck off and left it at that.

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>>135834741
Shirley. She`s hot as hell.

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Just let me knock her up and I can die happy.

Strike Witches will never be a thing again, will it?

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The pachislot machines are up for sale on yahoo auctions all of a sudden.

I can't imagine what they would cost to ship.

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>>135835418
Read >>135827617
Use helma.us too to follow info about this franchise if you're interested in it. It's the best place. New season will air this or next year most likely.
>>135835460
H-how much do they go for?

>>135835624

Around 18,000-20,000 jpy.

>>135833494
>>135833496
Oh well,lucky he.

After how horrible the second season was compared to season one, I doubt know why anyone would want a third season. Other than for lewdness of course.

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>>135835699
Huh, I somehow expected much worse. But yeah, the shipping would kill anyone outside Japan off.
>>135835753
The new season will be about other wing you dingus. There's room to show other places and fronts of the war. There's also chances to take other takes on the franchise if they want to. Stuff doesn't have to stay stale, which though seems to be a big problem with Nips in general.

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I got drunk and rewatched some of the first season yesterday. Shit aired in 2007, the first season is almost 10 years old! I remember when this aired. that made me feel like I've been here forever.

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>>135835852
And second season aired in 2010, now almost 6 years ago and yet we're still somehow managing almost daily threads on /a/ about this with no content to speak of. Just circlejerking in the meanwhile waiting for the new season like a new moon.
I remember the weekly first season threads when episodes aired like yesterday, fun times..

>>135835985
I wouldn't say its daily for threads, not anymore at least. its more like twice a week or once a week. The "love is alive and well" thing was when the threads were daily and those probably stopped a good 2 years ago.

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>>135836101
There's been four threads in last 7 days. The first one of the year was deleted however for the shitposting. But yeah prior the year change it has been somewhat like that for few months now miraculously, but that's still quite the short time to speak of.

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>>135834834
>>135835196
Thanks. I know whose time it is on the gelbooru.

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>>135835418
This show is still popular. New anime, manga, light novels are coming. And fanbase is active. Pretty good for almost 10-years old anime.

>>135835985
I was wondering when you would show up to shit post.

>>135835852

first season was 2008.

>>135837564
Then why do the opening credits have a date of 2007?

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>>135837824
OVA aired in 2007.
Could be produced around that afterwards right after which is why the year is like that even if it aired in 2008. I'm not sure.

why aren't the striker units powered by vibrating dildos? think of the possibilities.

>>135837974
Why is this thread and all the degenerates in it still alive? Think about a world without any of them.

>>135838147
>complaining about degenerates on 4chan

>>135838147
Fuck off

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>>135838147
I do, everyday..

>>135832692
Short ponytails can be cute!

>>135836530
OH FUCK ITS LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE

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>>135838385
Or we all could just be friends.

>>135838385
You are retarded.

>>135836441
I always laugh when you complain about people bumping the threads by making posts you don't like, yet feel the need to complain thus causing even more posts to occur. The last large thread I remember was the before Christmas one.

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Minna for breeding.

>>135838791
Who is she? I don't remember her.

>>135838479
huh, isn't that the same thing that the guy who spams EVERY madoka thread does?

he always complains about "shipping" "crack posts" "stop fucking bumping this shit thread" and derails the thread with 200+ posts of "STOP POSTING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"

>>135838791
Do the nips not like her? Is it because of the boyfriend thing?

>>135838830
She's an idiot who tries to kill her CO to "save her life"

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>>135838479
I laugh at my stupidity as well honestly. I always contemplate whether to point out things or not, late autumn was the best time there has been. In the end it feels like there's not much difference in the results. Laughing is a good thing at least.

>>135823978
who actually watches this shit?

>>135838948
women

>>135838967
I do.

>>135839024
why?

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>>135828811

I think we're getting a full card set. This and Sakamoto is all I've seen though.

>>135839027
I'm really lonely.

>>135839027
panties

>>135838965
Yeah, you zipped it when the thread bit back didn't you?

You want quality? Make some. Commission art, write a story, revise the plot.

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>>135839472

Oh, and here are some other images I stumbled upon I don't recognize. Are these from the mobage? Something else?

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>>135839622

Oh, I think it's the pachislot.

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>>135839664

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>>135839714

Terribly uncharacteristic boob envy, see >>135830279

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>>135839520
Yeah, I did.
Commissioning art or writing fanfic isn't /a/ at all though.
>>135839622
>Shirley, Trude and Lucchi in full size maid dresses.
Yesss, the 'normal' clothes keep appearing every now and then more and more.
Thanks for these images, haven't checked whether the pachislot 'anime' has gotten uploaded in its entirety somewhere.

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>>135829999
>great pair
Does she ever!

>>135839889
>Commissioning art or writing fanfic isn't /a/ at all though
Yes it is you lil shit.
Fanart is essential to the life of a community

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>>135839980
But that's barely anime or manga discussing at all about the shows. That's just something that's fine somewhere like /c/ and the likes. Or fine just once in a while among other stuff when things pile up.
Sounds to me all you want is just generals for the sake of them.

>>135839980

Finding respectable western artists that take commissions is probably pretty hard.

One thing i've wanted to do personally is commission witch plushes, but i've not found anyone that seems decent enough to do so with.

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Tasukete!

>>135840156
Sounds like all you wanna do is bitch without actually changing anything. Turn off your name.

>>135840334
Slow progress is still progress. There are plenty of people on deviantart that woudl accept. .less being one.

>abloobloo deviantart
can it, there are talented people there and you fucking know it

>>135840518

>.less being one.

Is that a user?

>>135840720
He's an artist who does all kinds of anime styled drawings, mostly for jp.

Throw some money at him or something.

>>135840947

Gonna need some spoonfeeding, all I can find is some furry porn artist.

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>>135840518
But I always try to stay on topic or answer show related questions if I see them. And I do try to change things around by encouraging more people to use helma actively, that place needs more love. I haven't really created threads in years here since there hasn't been need for them besides the OVA releases last year among any manga chapters.
Fanart doesn't warrant having threads over on /a/.. There are better places for that if you want dumps or discuss cute/ecchi art.

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>>135841056
Blech.

Oh piffle, you own me later, you hear?

http://p01ntless.deviantart.com

That fucker. Does lots and lots and lots of mg stuff.